1
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[DOORBELL RINGS]

2
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- HEY.

3
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- OH. UH, I THOUGHT M-MAYBE
WE COULD HANG OUT.

4
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- CAN'T. GOT A DATE WITH TINA.

5
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- WELL, MAYBE I'LL SEE
WHAT BUGS IS DOING.

6
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- WHATEVER.

7
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- [WHISTLING]

8
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- PORKY?
- HI, BUGS.

9
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

10
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- I THOUGHT M-MAYBE
WE COULD HANG OUT.

11
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- OH, I CAN'T.
I GOT A DATE WITH LOLA.

12
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- UH, OH, OK.

13
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I'D ASK YOU IF YOU
WANTED TO HANG OUT,

14
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B-BUT YOU PROBABLY HAVE
A GIRLFRIEND, TOO.

15
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- I DON'T GOT A GIRLFRIEND.

16
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- OH! YOU WANT TO HANG OUT?

17
00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:43,175
- NOT REALLY.

18
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[DOOR CLOSES]

19
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- UH, <i>YOU</i> WANT TO HANG OUT?

20
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SURE. WH-WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

21
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OH, I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

22
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OH, I'M PRETTY EASY.
WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO.

23
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IT--IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME.
I'M UP FOR ANYTHING.

24
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ARE YOU HUNGRY?
WE COULD GET SOMETHING TO EAT.

25
00:01:03,964 --> 00:01:05,364
OOH, WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO?

26
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I DON'T KNOW.
YOU WANT TO GO TO TUTTY'S?

27
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I DON'T KNOW.
I D-DON'T REALLY LIKE TUTTY'S.

28
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HOW CAN YOU N-NOT LIKE TUTTY'S?
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]

29
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LET'S JUST GO TO PIZZARRIBA.

30
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WE ALWAYS GO TO PIZZARRIBA.

31
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COME ON, IT'LL BE FUN.

32
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WELL, OK, WHEN YOU
PUT IT THAT WAY...

33
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I'M GLAD WE'RE FRIENDS.

34
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ME, TOO.

35
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

36
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- I'M JUST SO SICK OF MY JOB.

37
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- MM-HMM.

38
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- WOULD YOU LIKE DESSERT?

39
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- JUST THE CHECK.

40
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"TINA, AS SOON AS THE JUNIOR
ASSISTANT MANAGER POSITION
OPENS UP, IT'S YOURS."

41
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SO THEN THE JUNIOR ASSISTANT
MANAGER POSITION OPENS UP,

42
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AND WHAT DO THEY DO?

43
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THEY GIVE IT TO BRIAN.

44
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- MM. BRIAN.

45
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- I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE I SHOULD QUIT.

46
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- MM-HMM, QUIT.
MAKES SENSE TO ME.

47
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- MY SISTER WENT
TO BEAUTY SCHOOL.

48
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MAYBE I SHOULD DO THAT--
GET MY COSMETOLOGY LICENSE.

49
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?

50
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- [CLEARS THROAT]

51
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ANYTHING YOU DECIDE,

52
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I WILL BE THERE
TO SUPPORT YOU,

53
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BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO--
SUPPORT YOU.

54
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- I'LL GET IT.

55
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- YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK WE WILL HAVE DESSERT.

56
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- EH, T-TWO CHEESE
AND MUSHROOM PIZZAS,
T-TWO MILKSHAKES,

57
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AND T-TWO ORDERS
OF CALAMARI.

58
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- OOH, GOOD FOR YOU, PINKY!
YOU GOT A GIRL COMING?

59
00:03:01,315 --> 00:03:03,182
- NO, IT'S JUST FOR ME.

60
00:03:03,184 --> 00:03:04,483
- YOU NEED SOME HELP, MAN.

61
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LUCKY FOR YOU,
I HAVE JUST THE THING.

62
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- YOU TEACH DANCE CLASSES?

63
00:03:12,092 --> 00:03:14,426
- WHAT, YOU THINK I'M JUST
A PIZZA GUY?

64
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I TEACH UPSTAIRS, MONDAY NIGHTS.

65
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TRUST ME, WOMEN LOVE MEN
WHO CAN DANCE.

66
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- HMM.

67
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[DOORBELL RINGS]

68
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- [GASPS] YOU KILLED YOUR BOSS!

69
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- WHAT?

70
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- I KNEW YOU WERE UPSET AT WORK,

71
00:03:31,245 --> 00:03:33,478
BUT I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D
TAKE IT THIS FAR.

72
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I MEAN, NOT THAT I BLAME YOU.

73
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WHO AMONG US HASN'T
CONSIDERED MURDER

74
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AS A MEANS OF SETTLING
A DISPUTE?

75
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I MEAN, HEH, I CERTAINLY HAVE.

76
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WHERE'S THE BODY?
I'LL HELP YOU GET RID OF IT.

77
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- DAFFY, THIS IS A WIG HEAD.

78
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TODAY WAS MY FIRST DAY
OF BEAUTY SCHOOL.

79
00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:51,430
- SO NO ONE GOT MURDERED?

80
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<i>LAME.</i>

81
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[EXPLOSIONS AND GUNFIRE ON TV]

82
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- SORRY I HAVE TO SPEND
DATE NIGHT DOING MY HOMEWORK.

83
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- OH, IS TONIGHT DATE NIGHT?
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

84
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YOU'LL BUY ME DINNER NEXT TIME.
WE'LL CALL IT EVEN.

85
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[GUNFIRE ON TV]

86
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- AW! TOO SHORT.

87
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[SCREAMING ON TV]

88
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

89
00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:21,560
- TRYING TO CUT BANGS.

90
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- DAH! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

91
00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:27,099
- HERE, LET ME SEE.

92
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THERE YOU GO.

93
00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:33,605
- HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

94
00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,040
- I DON'T KNOW. I JUST DID IT.

95
00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:40,212
- YOU THINK YOU COULD ALSO DO
A BOB AND A FRENCH BRAID?

96
00:04:44,350 --> 00:04:45,717
- SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SEE?

97
00:04:45,719 --> 00:04:48,720
- OH, I DON'T KNOW. ALIENS?

98
00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:50,489
- ISN'T THAT AN OLD MOVIE?

99
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- IT'S A MOVIE?

100
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]

101
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- HELLO?
- HEY, BUGS.

102
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- GUESS WHAT: I SIGNED UP FOR
S-SPEEDY'S DANCE CLASSES.

103
00:05:01,135 --> 00:05:02,434
- WOW.
- WHAT?

104
00:05:02,436 --> 00:05:05,003
- YEAH. HE SAYS WOMEN
LOVE A MAN WHO CAN DANCE,

105
00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:07,272
SO I FIGURED WH-WHAT DO I
HAVE TO LOSE?

106
00:05:07,274 --> 00:05:08,740
- THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
- WHAT SOUNDS GREAT?

107
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- THE ONLY THING IS
THE FLYER SAYS YOU
HAVE TO BRING A PARTNER.

108
00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:14,379
- SO?
- SO WHAT?

109
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- SO I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU'D BE MY PARTNER.

110
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- ME?
- WHAT ABOUT YOU?

111
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- WOULDN'T YOU RATHER
ASK A WOMAN?
- WHAT WOMAN?!

112
00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:24,222
- I D-DON'T KNOW ANY WOMEN.
THAT'S WHY I'M TAKING
THE DANCE CLASS.

113
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- I DON'T KNOW.
- WHAT DON'T YOU KNOW?

114
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- N-NEVER MIND.

115
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I GUESS I JUST FIGURED SINCE
YOU AND DAFFY HAD GIRLFRIENDS...

116
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[SIGHS] IT'S OK, THOUGH.

117
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I'M USED TO B-BEING ALONE.

118
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- NO, WAIT. I'LL DO IT.

119
00:05:41,342 --> 00:05:42,941
- DO WHAT?

120
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OH, WOW.
I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH.

121
00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:47,879
SEE YOU MONDAY NIGHT!

122
00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:50,649
- THERE, I'M OFF THE PHONE.
NOW WE CAN TALK.

123
00:05:50,651 --> 00:05:52,451
- WHAT DO YOU WANT TO
TALK ABOUT?

124
00:05:52,453 --> 00:05:55,520
OOH, YOU WANT TO
TALK ABOUT ALIENS?

125
00:05:58,725 --> 00:06:01,526
- COULDN'T YOU DO THIS
ON A WIG HEAD?

126
00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,128
- NO. HEAD DOWN.

127
00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:05,163
BOBS ARE VERY INTRICATE.

128
00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:09,034
I NEED TO SEE
HOW THE HAIR MOVES.

129
00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:11,403
SHAKE IT OUT FOR ME.

130
00:06:13,239 --> 00:06:15,006
STAND UP FOR ME.

131
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IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO EVALUATE WITH
YOU IN THAT SHAPELESS SMOCK.

132
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MAYBE THIS WILL GIVE
THE ILLUSION OF A WAISTLINE.

133
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OOF, YOU ARE ONE UGLY WOMAN,
BUT THAT HAIRCUT'S GOT CLASS.

134
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- [GASPS] CLASS!

135
00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:37,062
PORKY'S GONNA KILL ME!

136
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- WAIT! TINA STILL NEEDS
A FRENCH BRAID!

137
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- I AM SUCH A GOOD GIRLFRIEND.

138
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DROPPING BY UNINVITED WITHOUT
CALLING FIRST--GUYS LOVE THAT!

139
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WHO IS THAT UGLY WOMAN
LEAVING BUGS' HOUSE?

140
00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:55,814
[GASPS] SHE'S GETTING
IN BUG'S CAR?

141
00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:02,287
IS BUGS CHEATING ON ME?

142
00:07:10,863 --> 00:07:13,665
[HORNS HONKING]

143
00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:20,071
[CAR ALARM BEEPING]

144
00:07:22,708 --> 00:07:24,176
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
GET AWAY FROM ME.

145
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I WILL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL
I FOUND OUT WHO YOU ARE.

146
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I WON'T REST UNTIL
I GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.

147
00:07:29,516 --> 00:07:32,784
OOH, IS THAT A CUPCAKE STORE?

148
00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:35,053
[TIRES SQUEAL]

149
00:07:36,889 --> 00:07:38,857
[BELL RINGS]

150
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

151
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- SORRY I'M LATE.

152
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- BUGS? WH-WHY ARE YOU
DRESSED LIKE A WOMAN?

153
00:07:50,737 --> 00:07:54,706
- HUH? AH. DAFFY WAS
PRACTICING CUTTING HAIR.

154
00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:56,274
- YOU KNOW, NICE BOB.

155
00:07:56,276 --> 00:07:58,743
YOU MAKE KIND OF
AN UGLY WOMAN, THOUGH.

156
00:07:58,745 --> 00:08:01,279
- WHY DOES EVERYBODY SAY THAT?

157
00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:02,781
I THINK I LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

158
00:08:02,783 --> 00:08:05,717
- PINKY, WHO'S YOUR
DANCE PARTNER?

159
00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:07,886
SHE'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.

160
00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:09,921
- WH-WHAT? OH, NO, IT--

161
00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:14,559
- CATHY. FINALLY,
SOMEONE WITH SOME TASTE.

162
00:08:14,561 --> 00:08:16,928
- MWAH.

163
00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:22,300
- TOLD YOU I WAS BEAUTIFUL.

164
00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:26,805
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

165
00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:28,840
- I COULDN'T WAIT.
HOW DID WE DO?

166
00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:32,744
- WHAT? DID YOU TELL THEM
IT WAS BECAUSE I HAD TO
DO IT ON A WIG HEAD?

167
00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:35,313
- NO, IT'S BECAUSE I DIDN'T
TURN IN THE BOB.

168
00:08:35,315 --> 00:08:37,816
- BUGS.
WHAT'S TONIGHT'S HOMEWORK?

169
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- A PERM.

170
00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:40,719
- A PERM? WHAT IS THIS, 1984?

171
00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:44,623
MM, HER HAIR'S VERY FINE.
IT'S NOT GONNA BE EASY.

172
00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:46,725
I'LL DEFINITELY NEED
SOME VOLUMIZER.

173
00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:52,430
YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS ISN'T YOUR PROBLEM.
I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.

174
00:08:53,065 --> 00:08:55,367
[GEARS GRIND]

175
00:09:02,675 --> 00:09:03,708
- OH, HEY, LO--

176
00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:08,413
- THAT UGLY WOMAN I SAW LEAVING
YOUR HOUSE AND DRIVING YOUR CAR.

177
00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:11,016
- FIRST OF ALL, SHE'S NOT UGLY.

178
00:09:11,018 --> 00:09:13,552
AND SECOND OF ALL, THAT WAS ME.

179
00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:14,819
- SAY WHAT?

180
00:09:14,821 --> 00:09:16,555
- IT'S VERY SIMPLE.

181
00:09:16,557 --> 00:09:18,056
TINA'S GOING TO BEAUTY SCHOOL,

182
00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:20,325
BUT DAFFY'S DOING
HER HOMEWORK FOR HER,

183
00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:22,460
SO I WAS WEARING A WIG
THAT HE WAS CUTTING

184
00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:25,363
WHEN I REMEMBERED THAT I WAS
LATE FOR A DANCE CLASS

185
00:09:25,365 --> 00:09:28,066
THAT I AGREED TO TAKE
WITH PORKY.

186
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:32,704
- HOW DUMB DO YOU THINK I AM?

187
00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:36,007
I'M GONNA BE WATCHING YOU.

188
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,843
YOU HEAR ME? WATCHING YOU.

189
00:09:38,845 --> 00:09:40,812
LIKE A HAWK.
[CRASHES]

190
00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:43,515
<i>I'M WATCHING YOU.</i>

191
00:09:43,517 --> 00:09:45,016
OW! [HISSING]

192
00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:46,518
[CAR ALARM BEEPING]

193
00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:47,953
WHERE'D THAT COME FROM?

194
00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:50,989
[CAR ALARM STOPS]
WATCHING YOU!

195
00:09:52,491 --> 00:09:54,826
[MUSIC PLAYING]

196
00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:56,161
- WHERE DID YOU GET THAT DRESS?

197
00:09:56,163 --> 00:10:00,732
- I THOUGHT CATHY
DESERVED SOMETHING
A LITTLE NICER THAN A SMOCK.

198
00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:04,936
OOH, AND LOOK HOW PRETTY
IT TWIRLS!

199
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,037
[MUSIC STOPS]

200
00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:12,644
I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH GRACE,
SUCH BEAUTY ON THE DANCE FLOOR.

201
00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:14,746
- TH-THANK YOU!

202
00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:17,215
- I WAS TALKING TO CATHY.

203
00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:21,019
TOO BAD I HAVE A STRICT RULE
ABOUT DATING MY STUDENTS. HEH.

204
00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:25,423
- [HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
HA HA HA HA!
GOOD THING FOR THAT RULE.

205
00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:27,959
- OKEY DOKEY, EVERYONE.
I'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.

206
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:32,163
- YOU SURE WILL.
I'M GONNA PRACTICE EVERY DAY.

207
00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:38,303
UNTIL MONDAY, CATHY,
I'LL BE COUNTING THE SECONDS.

208
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:42,007
UNO, DOS, TRES...

209
00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:45,243
CUATRO, CINCO, SEIS...

210
00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:50,415
SIETE, OCHO, NUEVE, DIEZ...

211
00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:54,853
ONCE, DOCE, TRECE...

212
00:10:58,858 --> 00:11:01,292
- SO...HOW ARE THINGS?

213
00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:04,829
- [SIGHS] OH, I DON'T KNOW.
COMPLICATED.

214
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,131
- TALK TO ME.

215
00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:09,434
- GET THIS. MY DANCE TEACHER
HAS A CRUSH ON ME.

216
00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:11,503
- WHAT'S COMPLICATED ABOUT THAT?

217
00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:13,038
- WELL, "A," I'M NOT INTERESTED,

218
00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:16,074
AND "B," I'M TAKING THE CLASS
AS A FAVOR TO A FRIEND.

219
00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:18,376
BUT NOW WITH ALL
THE WEIRDNESS IN THE AIR,

220
00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:23,181
- LISTEN, GIRL. DON'T LET THIS
TEACHER GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.

221
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,883
YOU MADE A COMMITMENT
TO A FRIEND,

222
00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:27,619
YOU GOTTA FOLLOW THROUGH
ON THAT COMMITMENT.

223
00:11:27,621 --> 00:11:30,488
- YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE SO RIGHT.

224
00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:32,424
- YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS RIGHT?

225
00:11:32,426 --> 00:11:37,262
THE AMOUNT OF VOLUMIZER
I USED ON YOUR PERM.

226
00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:44,069
[CAR DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]

227
00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:47,105
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR HOMEWORK!

228
00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:52,811
YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE NEW
JUNIOR ASSISTANT MANAGER
AT COPY PLACE.

229
00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:55,914
BRIAN GOT FIRED
FOR STEALING INK.

230
00:11:56,849 --> 00:12:00,218
- WHAT ABOUT BEAUTY SCHOOL?
WHAT ABOUT OUR DREAM?

231
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,587
- THAT WAS NEVER MY DREAM.
I WASN'T EVEN GOOD AT IT.

232
00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:07,025
- BUT YOU ONLY HAVE
ONE MORE TEST BEFORE YOU
GET YOUR COSMETOLOGY LICENSE!

233
00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:10,428
- I DON'T WANT
MY COSMETOLOGY LICENSE.

234
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:16,334
HEY, IF ANYONE SHOULD BE
A HAIRDRESSER, IT'S YOU.

235
00:12:19,171 --> 00:12:21,339
- HMMM.

236
00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:35,720
[IMITATING TINA]
TINA RUSSO, IT'S TIME TO GET
YOUR COSMETOLOGY LICENSE.

237
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,370
- YOU HAVE SUCH A NICE
GIRLFRIEND, DAFFY.

238
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:54,973
[SIGHS] WHAT'S IT LIKE
TO BE IN LOVE?

239
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:58,409
- WELL, I'M GLAD YOU ASKED.

240
00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:01,746
♪ HOW DO YOU KNOW
WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE? ♪

241
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:04,783
♪ WELL, YOU CAME
TO THE RIGHT FRIEND ♪

242
00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:08,386
♪ LOVE IS LIKE
AN ICE CREAM SUNDAE ♪

243
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:12,457
♪ THAT YOU THINK
IS NEVER GONNA END ♪

244
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:16,227
♪ LOVE MAKES YOU FEEL
ALL TINGLY ♪

245
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:19,164
♪ LIGHTHEADED AND PRETTY

246
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:22,367
♪ JUST LIKE A 700-FOOT ROBOT

247
00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:25,503
♪ THAT'S INVADING A CITY

248
00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,639
- A ROBOT?
- EXACTLY.

249
00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:29,741
♪ BUT YOU'RE NOT AN EVIL ROBOT

250
00:13:29,743 --> 00:13:32,143
♪ YOU'RE A ROBOT
LOOKING FOR LOVE ♪

251
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:35,947
♪ BUT THERE'S NOT A LOT OF
GIANT 700-FOOT ROBOTS ♪

252
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,348
♪ AROUND TO LOVE

253
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:40,718
♪ SO YOU GLUE A BUNCH
OF SMALLER ROBOTS TOGETHER ♪

254
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,854
♪ TO MAKE ONE BIG SUPER ROBOT

255
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:45,390
♪ THEN YOU AND YOUR ROBOT
GO OUT TO BRUNCH ♪

256
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:48,927
♪ AND BY THE END OF BRUNCH,
YOU'RE IN LOVE ♪

257
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:54,632
♪ TRUST ME, THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE IN LOVE ♪

258
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:55,934
- CAN I ASK A QUESTION?
- NO.

259
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:58,603
♪ THEN YOU AND YOUR
ROBOT LOVER DESTROY ♪

260
00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:00,572
♪ THE ENTIRE
SCHENECTADY TURNPIKE ♪

261
00:14:00,574 --> 00:14:03,107
♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE DOING
A ROBOT LOVE DANCE ♪

262
00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:05,610
♪ AND YOU DON'T CARE
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE ♪

263
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:08,980
♪ AND WHEN THE ARMIES OF
THE WORLD COME TO FIGHT YOU ♪

264
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,849
♪ YOU GET INTO YOUR SPACESHIP

265
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:13,284
♪ AND YOU TENDERLY EMBRACE
WHILE YOU FLY INTO SPACE ♪

266
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:18,857
♪ 'CAUSE EARTH'S NOT READY
FOR GIANT ROBOT LOVE ♪

267
00:14:19,091 --> 00:14:21,893
♪ THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW
YOU'RE IN LOVE ♪

268
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:24,362
- ♪ FIND YOURSELF
A ROBOT TO LOVE ♪

269
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:32,837
- ♪ THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL
WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE ♪

270
00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:34,572
- I'M NOT REALLY FOLLOWING YOU.

271
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:36,574
- ALL RIGHT,
LET ME PUT IT ANOTHER WAY.

272
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:39,277
♪ IT'S JUST LIKE
YOU'RE A MERMAN ♪

273
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,379
♪ THAT'S 700 FEET TALL

274
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,849
♪ AND YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
A LADY MERMAN TO LOVE ♪

275
00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:46,851
- DON'T YOU MEAN "MERMAID"?
- DON'T INTERRUPT.

276
00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:49,320
♪ BUT THE OCEAN IS
A MASSIVE PLACE ♪

277
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,789
♪ AND THERE'S NOT A LOT
OF LADY MERMEN ♪

278
00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:54,392
♪ SO IN ORDER TO INCREASE
YOUR CHANCES ♪

279
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:58,763
♪ YOU TRAVEL TO
THE UNDERSEA MERMAN MALL ♪

280
00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:02,533
♪ THAT'S WHERE FISH
AND MOLLUSKS GO TO FIND LOVE ♪

281
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:04,969
- YOU KNOW, I'M JUST NOT REALLY
SURE WHAT ANY OF THIS HAS TO--

282
00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:07,305
- ♪ AND YOU FIND
A FEMALE MERMAN ♪

283
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,607
♪ WHO IS WORKING AT A KIOSK

284
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:13,945
♪ SELLING CELL PHONE COVERS
AND PERSONALIZED KEY CHAINS ♪

285
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:19,050
♪ YOUR HAND BRUSHES
ONE OF HER TENTACLES,
AND SHE JUST MELTS INSIDE ♪

286
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,084
- TENTACLES?
- SHUT UP.

287
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,387
♪ HER MANAGER GETS
INSANELY JEALOUS ♪

288
00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:25,456
♪ AND STABS YOU WITH HIS
TRIDENT, AND YOU'RE DEAD ♪

289
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:28,359
- ♪ STABS YOU WITH HIS TRIDENT,
AND YOU'RE DEAD ♪

290
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:36,334
- ♪ THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW
YOU'RE IN LOVE ♪

291
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:39,103
- YEAH, THANKS FOR
CLEARING THAT UP FOR ME.

292
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:42,140
- THAT'S WHAT I DO.

293
00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:51,983
- GOOD BOUNCE.

294
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,284
NICE ELASTICITY.

295
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,220
OOH, AND SOMEBODY USED
SOME VOLUMIZER.

296
00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:58,923
GOOD JOB, TINA.
THAT'S AN A-PLUS PERM.

297
00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:02,593
- [NORMAL VOICE]
YES! I MEAN...

298
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:03,928
[IMITATING TINA] YES.

299
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:06,764
- ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE,
NOW FOR YOUR FINAL EXAM.

300
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:10,601
YOU'VE BEEN ASSIGNED
A VOLUNTEER CLIENT.

301
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:15,840
YOUR COSMETOLOGY LICENSE
IS ON THE LINE.

302
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:25,016
- [CHUCKLES] I SHOULD WARN YOU,
MY HAIR IS VERY BRITTLE.

303
00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:30,555
- [GROANS]

304
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,090
- [STAMMERS]

305
00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,191
ANOTHER NEW DRESS?

306
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:36,060
- IT'S THE LAST CLASS.
I WANT TO LOOK NICE.

307
00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:37,762
- CAN I GET
EVERYONE'S ATTENTION?

308
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:39,564
I JUST WANT TO SAY
IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE

309
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:41,666
BEING YOUR INSTRUCTOR
FOR THE PAST FEW WEEKS.

310
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,468
YOU HAVE ALL COME SO VERY FAR.

311
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:48,006
OF COURSE, SOME OF YOU
HAVE COME FARTHER THAN OTHERS.

312
00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:52,343
NOW, LET'S DANCE!

313
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,978
[MUSIC PLAYING]

314
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:56,714
- WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

315
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,916
- HI, CATHY.

316
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:01,352
- WHOA! WHOA!

317
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,921
WHOA!

318
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:06,991
- THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL DRESS.

319
00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:11,195
- BUGS, YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO LET M-ME LEAD.

320
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:15,066
- JUST SHUT UP AND DANCE.

321
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:17,368
[MUSIC PLAYING NEARBY]

322
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:21,305
- MM! GOOD CUPCAKE.

323
00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:23,074
OH, THERE'S PORKY!

324
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:29,047
[GASPS] BUGS' MISTRESS
IS CHEATING ON HIM WITH PORKY?

325
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:31,215
POOR BUGS.

326
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:32,784
SPEEDY?

327
00:17:32,786 --> 00:17:36,154
WHAT IS GOING ON UP THERE?

328
00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:47,031
- GORGEOUS.

329
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:49,000
- TINA, YOU'VE OUTDONE YOURSELF.

330
00:17:49,002 --> 00:17:51,202
- [IMITATING TINA]
THANK YOU. IT WASN'T EASY.

331
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:53,905
HER HAIR'S LIKE STRAW
YOU WOULDN'T FEED A DONKEY.

332
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:58,076
BUT AS I ALWAYS SAY, EXTENSIONS,
A BRAZILIAN BLOWOUT,

333
00:17:58,078 --> 00:18:01,045
AND PLATINUM HIGHLIGHTS
CAN HIDE ANY FLAW.

334
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:05,950
- WELL, YOU'VE JUST EARNED
YOURSELF A COSMETOLOGY LICENSE.

335
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:08,886
CONGRATULATIONS, TINA.
[GIRLS CHATTERING]

336
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:11,522
[DOOR OPENS]
- DAFFY?

337
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:12,990
- TINA? I MEAN, UH...

338
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:16,194
[IMITATING TINA]
IT'S MY TWIN SISTER...GRINA.

339
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,962
[NORMAL VOICE]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

340
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:19,764
- I'M RETURNING MY WIG HEADS.

341
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,566
WHAT ARE <i>YOU</i> DOING HERE?

342
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:24,135
- WH-WHAT IS GOING ON?

343
00:18:26,472 --> 00:18:29,040
- I'M NOT TINA RUSSO.

344
00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:30,241
- [BOTH GASP]

345
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:36,314
- WHO AM I? UNTIL RECENTLY,
I DIDN'T KNOW THE ANSWER.

346
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,149
BUT NOW I DO.

347
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:39,417
YOU SEE, MY WHOLE LIFE

348
00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:42,653
I'VE BEEN FORCED TO
LIVE AMONG UGLY PEOPLE,

349
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:45,456
HELPLESS TO DO ANYTHING
ABOUT IT.

350
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,525
BUT NOW, THANKS TO THESE,

351
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:50,928
I HAVE THE POWER TO TRIM
THE UGLINESS AWAY

352
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:54,165
ONE HAIRCUT AT A TIME.

353
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:58,803
SO YOU ASK ME WHO I AM.

354
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,938
I'LL TELL YOU.

355
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:01,906
[ALL GASP]

356
00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:07,211
- I'M DAFFY DUCK,
AND I'M A HAIRDRESSER.

357
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:13,951
[MUSIC PLAYING]

358
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:18,389
PINKY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
THE DIPPER, NOT THE DIPPEE.

359
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:21,092
YOU'RE THE MAN.
CATHY'S THE WOMAN.

360
00:19:21,094 --> 00:19:23,361
A WOMAN UNLIKE
ANY I'VE EVER MET.

361
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:28,366
- LOOK, I'M FLATTERED,
BUT I'M ALSO...

362
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,367
BUGS.

363
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:33,638
- BUGS' MISTRESS IS
ACTUALLY JUST BUGS IN A WIG

364
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,274
TAKING A DANCE CLASS WITH PORKY!

365
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:37,508
OH, RIGHT, HE SAID THAT.

366
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,710
- I SIGNED UP TO BE
PORKY'S DANCE PARTNER,

367
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:41,979
NOT TO BE THE TARGET
OF YOUR INCESSANT FLIRTING.

368
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:45,883
I MEAN, I CERTAINLY DIDN'T HELP
THINGS BY LOOKING SO BEAUTIFUL.

369
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:48,686
- BEAUTIFUL?
WHO SAID YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL?

370
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:49,554
- YOU DID!

371
00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:52,490
YOU WERE CLEARLY THE MOST
UNATTRACTIVE WOMAN IN THE CLASS,

372
00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:56,027
SO I WAS TRYING TO MAKE YOU
FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF.

373
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:59,263
IT'S CALLED OVERCOMPENSATING.

374
00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:02,667
CLARO QUE NO.
UNBELIEVABLE, THIS GUY.

375
00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:06,837
[SPEAKING SPANISH]

376
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:10,408
[CRYING]

377
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:18,449
WHY?! NO! [SOBBING]

378
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:21,586
- EH, SORRY, PORK.

379
00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:29,894
- W-WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE?

380
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,330
[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
I'D L-LOVE TO.

381
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:35,399
[GIGGLING]

382
00:20:40,472 --> 00:20:41,739
- LOLA?

383
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,875
- HI, BUGS! OOF!

384
00:20:48,213 --> 00:20:52,149
I'M OK.
THE CUPCAKE BROKE MY FALL.

385
00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:55,653
MM. IT'S STILL GOOD.

386
00:21:00,859 --> 00:21:04,996
- HERE YOU GO--YOUR NEW
BUSINESS CARDS.

387
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:10,134
IT'S PRETTY COOL TO BE DATING
A LICENSED COSMETOLOGIST.

388
00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:12,570
- WELL, IT'S PRETTY COOL
FOR ME TO BE DATING

389
00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:15,773
THE JUNIOR ASSISTANT MANAGER
OF COPY PLACE.

390
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,942
DOESN'T QUITE ROLL OFF
THE TONGUE

391
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:22,647
LIKE "LICENSED COSMETOLOGIST,"
DOES IT?

392
00:21:30,188 --> 00:21:32,523
- OK, CAN I GET YOU
ANYTHING ELSE?

393
00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:35,126
- NAH, WE'RE GOOD.

394
00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:38,496
- MORE ICED TEA...FOR THE LADY?

395
00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:41,332
[LAUGHING]

396
00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:43,567
I MISS HER SO MUCH.

397
00:21:43,569 --> 00:21:46,337
- HI, GUYS.
THIS IS MY FRIEND NANCY.

398
00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:49,040
- NICE TO MEET YOU.

399
00:21:50,008 --> 00:21:53,010
- CALL ME WHEN
YOU'RE READY TO...

400
00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:55,780
DO SOMETHING WITH THAT.

401
00:21:58,050 --> 00:22:00,651
[SLURPING]

402
00:22:04,589 --> 00:22:07,091
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403
00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:11,629
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