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- HEIGHT?
- 3'6".

2
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- WE'LL PUT 6'3".
WEIGHT?

3
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- I DON'T KNOW.
IT FLUCTUATES.

4
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UH, 80?

5
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- YOU'RE 6-FOOT-3.
WE'LL PUT 185.

6
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- ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?

7
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- TRUST ME, I'M AN EXPERT
AT ONLINE DATING.

8
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- BUT WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN
WHEN I FINALLY MEET
ONE OF THESE WOMEN?

9
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WON'T THEY BE DISAPPOINTED?

10
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- ANY WOMAN THAT GOES OUT
WITH PORKY PIG

11
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IS GONNA BE DISAPPOINTED
NO MATTER WHAT.

12
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WHICH BRINGS US TO YOUR NAME.

13
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WE CAN KEEP PIG OR PORKY,
BUT WE CAN'T KEEP BOTH.

14
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- [SIGHS]
KEEP PORKY.

15
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- YOU KNOW WHAT,
LET'S DUMP THEM BOTH.

16
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YOUR NAME'S
LORENZO VILAGAIRIROSA.

17
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THERE, YOU'RE DONE.

18
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- WHAT ABOUT MY PICTURE?

19
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BUT YOU CAN HARDLY SEE ME.

20
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- PRECISELY, LORENZO.

21
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

22
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- IT'S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR
AND NO ONE'S CLICKED
ON MY PROFILE.

23
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- I KNEW WE SHOULDN'T HAVE
INCLUDED A PICTURE.

24
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- WHAT'S UP, DOC?

25
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- DAFFY SET ME UP ON
A DATING WEBSITE.

26
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- [CHOMPS, SPITS]

27
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- DID YOU EVER THINK
TO COME TO ME FOR
THIS KIND OF THING?

28
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- IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY.

29
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NO ONE'S INTERESTED.

30
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[COMPUTER BEEPS]

31
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- UH, PORKY, I THINK
SOMEONE'S INTERESTED.

32
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- "HELLO. I LIKE
YOUR PROFILE."

33
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[GASPS] WOW.

34
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"THANKS FOR YOUR"--

35
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

36
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DON'T WRITE HER BACK
UNTIL YOU KNOW
WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE.

37
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[COMPUTER BEEPS,
ALL GASP]

38
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- GRANNY'S ON
A DATING WEBSITE?

39
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THAT IS SO SAD.

40
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- I'M A DATING WEBSITE.

41
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- SHE MUST BE LONELY.

42
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- YEAH, BUT LIVES IN
A BIG HOUSE ALL BY HERSELF.

43
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- I LIVE IN A BIG HOUSE
ALL BY MYSELF.

44
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AT LEAST SHE HAS PETS.

45
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HUH, MAYBE I SHOULD
GET A PET.

46
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- WHAT? PETS ARE PEOPLE
WHO HAVE NO HOPE

47
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OF FINDING ANOTHER ADULT
WHO WILL LOVE THEM.

48
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HUH. NOW THAT I PUT IT
THAT WAY,

49
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YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY
GET A PET.

50
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- MY COMPUTER.

51
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AND LORENZO SEEMED LIKE
SUCH A NICE MAN.

52
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I CAN'T JUST SPEND ALL MY TIME
WITH A CAT AND A BIRD.

53
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[CRASH]
OH! SYLVESTER!

54
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STOP CHASING
TWEETY BIRD.

55
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WHY DON'T YOU PLAY WITH
ONE OF THOSE CAT TOYS
I BOUGHT YOU?

56
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[LAUGHS]
LOOK, SYLVESTER,

57
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IT'S A MOUSE.

58
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- YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT?

59
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I CAN SEE THE STRING.

60
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- WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?

61
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- AND THIS IS FUN BECAUSE?

62
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- LET'S SEE WHAT ELSE
I HAVE HERE.

63
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OOH, ARE WE GOING
TO BALANCE YOUR CHECKBOOK?

64
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FUN.

65
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[GASPS]

66
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AHH! AHH! AHH!

67
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AHH! WHERE DID IT GO?

68
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AAH!

69
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NOW IT'S OVER THERE.

70
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HOW DID IT GET OVER THERE?

71
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[LAUGHING]

72
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[PANTING]

73
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IT'S LIKE A BIRD,
A MOUSE,

74
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AND A CAN OF TUNA
ALL MIXED UP INTO
A PERFECT RED DOT.

75
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A-HA! GOTCHA!

76
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YOU'RE MINE, ALL MINE.

77
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I'M NEVER GONNA
LET YOU GO.

78
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- REMIND ME AGAIN
WHY WE'RE DOING THIS.

79
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WITH NO ONE TO KEEP HER COMPANY
BUT A CAT AND A BIRD.

80
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- SO NOW SHE'S GONNA
HANG OUT WITH
A DUCK AND A RABBIT?

81
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[SCOFFS] SEEMS LIKE
A LATERAL MOVE.

82
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- WE'RE HER NEIGHBORS.

83
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IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO.

84
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- OH, HELLO.

85
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- [STAMMERS] ALL RIGHT.
KNOCK OF THE PLEASANTRIES,
GRANDMA.

86
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WE KNOW YOU'RE LONELY,
SO LET'S GO DO SOMETHING
AND GET IT OVER WITH.

87
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- HMM.

88
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SPENDING TIME WITH
A RABBIT AND A DUCK

89
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INSTEAD OF A CAT
AND A BIRD.

90
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OH, SEEMS LIKE
A LATERAL MOVE.

91
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- OH, I MEAN,
I'D LOVE SOME COMPANY.

92
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I WAS JUST ABOUT
TO GO SALEING.

93
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- SAILING?
YOU SAIL?

94
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- [CHUCKLES]
EVERY WEEKEND.

95
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- SAILING. THIS IS
GONNA BE FUN.

96
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- [CLICKS]

97
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LITTLE AIR BACK HERE.

98
00:05:01,367 --> 00:05:05,304
[TURNS ENGINE ON]

99
00:05:07,573 --> 00:05:09,808
- OH, MY.

100
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- OH, LITTLE RED DOT,
WHERE ARE YOU?

101
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HMM.

102
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[PILLS RATTLE]

103
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AHH.

104
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[GLASS SHATTERS]

105
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HMM! WHERE IS
THAT RED DOT?

106
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WHERE IS THAT YELLOW BIRD?

107
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- TAKE THAT,
YOU NASTY OLD ZOMBIE.

108
00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:00,859
[VIDEO GAME NOISES]

109
00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,794
- AAH!

110
00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:05,130
- OH, HE GOT ME.

111
00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:07,232
- THAT MAKES TWO OF US.

112
00:06:07,234 --> 00:06:08,900
- BEFORE YOU EAT ME,

113
00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:11,370
WILL YOU GRANT ME
ONE LAST REQUEST?

114
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- I SUPPOSE SO.

115
00:06:12,373 --> 00:06:16,575
AFTER ALL, I'M AN ANIMAL,
NOT A MONSTER.

116
00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:19,311
- WILL YOU HAND ME THAT?

117
00:06:19,313 --> 00:06:21,613
- WHAT, THIS PEN?

118
00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:23,515
HA HA!
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO,

119
00:06:23,517 --> 00:06:27,352
WRITE OUT YOUR LAST
WILL AND TESTAMENT?

120
00:06:29,422 --> 00:06:31,056
[GASPS] OHH!

121
00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:33,425
MY RED DOT IS BACK.

122
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- GO ON, GO GET IT.

123
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OH, IT'S OVER THERE,
PUTTY CAT.

124
00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:48,273
OOPS, I WAS WRONG.
IT'S OVER THERE.

125
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OH, MUCH IMPROVED.

126
00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:56,415
- I DON'T EVEN WANT IT,
BUT I GOTTA HAVE IT.

127
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT IT IS,

128
00:06:58,719 --> 00:07:01,119
BUT I NEED IT. HUH?

129
00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:03,522
- YOO-HOO!

130
00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:07,859
- [GULPS] MOTHER.

131
00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:10,028
[BLABBERING]

132
00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:12,497
WHOA!

133
00:07:13,566 --> 00:07:15,200
WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?

134
00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:20,038
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING
BUT THINK ABOUT THAT RED DOT.

135
00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,873
AAH!

136
00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:23,708
AAH!

137
00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:25,544
AAH!

138
00:07:25,546 --> 00:07:26,778
AAH!

139
00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:29,548
AAH!

140
00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:32,083
- OH, LOOK, A KITTY.

141
00:07:32,085 --> 00:07:33,819
- AAH!

142
00:07:33,821 --> 00:07:35,554
AAH!

143
00:07:35,556 --> 00:07:39,424
AAH!

144
00:07:39,426 --> 00:07:42,661
I NEED HELP!

145
00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,599
HOW FORTUITOUS.

146
00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:49,067
HOW SERENDIPITOUS.

147
00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:50,735
HOW PROPITIOUS.

148
00:07:50,737 --> 00:07:53,805
BEST CLASS I EVER TOOK.

149
00:07:54,707 --> 00:07:57,542
[HORNS HONKING]

150
00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:07,118
I'M GONNA BE SICK
AND I'M NOT EVEN
ON THE BOAT YET.

151
00:08:10,389 --> 00:08:11,790
- WE'RE HERE.

152
00:08:11,792 --> 00:08:13,925
LET'S START SALEING.

153
00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:15,494
- WHERE'S THE OCEAN?

154
00:08:15,496 --> 00:08:18,396
- YARD SALEING.

155
00:08:21,601 --> 00:08:26,004
- WE SHOULD HAVE JUST
LET PORKY GO OUT WITH HER.

156
00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:57,536
[BUZZER]

157
00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:04,209
- AHEM.

158
00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:27,465
AHEM.

159
00:09:30,002 --> 00:09:31,303
- YOU SYLVESTER?

160
00:09:31,305 --> 00:09:35,006
OK, RIGHT THIS WAY, BABY.

161
00:09:37,810 --> 00:09:40,445
- UH, GOOD LUCK,

162
00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:47,686
YOU KNOW, WITH WHATEVER
YOU'RE GOING THROUGH.

163
00:10:00,466 --> 00:10:03,368
- HEY, PINKY,
CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING?

164
00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:04,903
♪ IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT

165
00:10:04,905 --> 00:10:06,471
♪ AND I'VE GOT A FULL PLACE

166
00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:08,840
♪ BUT YOU'RE RUINING
THE VIBE ♪

167
00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:10,742
♪ WITH YOUR LONELY FACE

168
00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:14,579
♪ SEATING ALONE
IN A BOOTH BUILT FOR SIX ♪

169
00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:17,649
♪ DOING SUDOKU WON'T
GET YOU CHICKS ♪

170
00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:22,020
♪ YOU'RE NOT THE MOST
HOPELESS CASE IN THE WORLD ♪

171
00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:27,626
♪ YOU JUST HAVE TO CHANCE
YOUR APPROACH TO THE GIRLS ♪

172
00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:31,096
♪ THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT
DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS ♪

173
00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:35,200
- ♪ THEY DON'T TO HEAR
ABOUT THESE TALES YOU KNOW ♪

174
00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:39,471
♪ DO NOT TELL THEM
HOW MANY COMIC BOOKS YOU OWN ♪

175
00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:42,941
- ♪ IF YOU TELL THEM YOU WILL
NOT GET THEM ON THE PHONE ♪

176
00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:46,277
♪ SO NO MORE SPENDING
FRIDAY NIGHTS AT HOME ♪

177
00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:48,113
♪ EAT ICE CREAM ALL ALONE

178
00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:49,514
♪ SITTING IN YOUR EASY CHAIR

179
00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:51,616
♪ BEATING YOURSELF
AT SOLITAIRE ♪

180
00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:53,752
♪ I DON'T CARE
WHAT'S ON TV ♪

181
00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:55,086
♪ COME HIT THE TOWN
WITH ME ♪

182
00:10:55,088 --> 00:11:00,925
♪ IT WILL BE THE MOM TO MEET
A GIRL THAT'S NOT YOUR MOM ♪

183
00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:05,196
♪ YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED
TO CALL ACTION FIGURES FRIENDS ♪

184
00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:08,767
♪ GET SOME EXERCISE,
PULL-UPS AND DEEP KNEE BENDS ♪

185
00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:12,504
♪ GO TO PARTIES AND SHOW GIRLS
JUST HOW GOOD YOU LOOK ♪

186
00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:16,875
♪ DO NOT STAY AT HOME
READING HARRY POTTER BOOKS ♪

187
00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:21,613
- ♪ GIRLS LIKE TO LAUGH
AND GIRLS LIKE TO DANCE ♪

188
00:11:21,615 --> 00:11:25,183
♪ BUT MOST OF ALL GIRLS LIKE
GUYS THAT WEAR PANTS ♪

189
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:29,354
♪ SO LET'S GET SOME SHOES
THAT DON'T LOOK LIKE YOUR FEET ♪

190
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,523
♪ GROW A BEARD,
GET A PERM ♪

191
00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:34,826
♪ AND STRUT IN THE STREET

192
00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:38,763
♪ IF YOU DO THIS, YOU WILL
NOT LONGER BE A DUD ♪

193
00:11:38,765 --> 00:11:42,467
♪ UNDERNEATH THAT NERD
I KNOW THAT THERE IS A STUD ♪

194
00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:46,271
♪ LOOSEN UP AND TRY TO
GO OUT AND HAVE SOME FUN ♪

195
00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:54,713
♪ SO YOU'RE NOT A CREEPY GUY
AT A TABLE FOR ONE ♪

196
00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:59,350
- HEY, PORKY,
SORRY WE'RE LATE.

197
00:11:59,952 --> 00:12:04,789
- OR MAYBE JUST KEEP
DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

198
00:12:24,643 --> 00:12:25,944
- OLD PEOPLE ARE THE WORST.

199
00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:31,282
ALL THEY DO IS SIT AROUND,
WATCH TV, AND EAT GROSS FOOD.

200
00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:33,318
- ARE YOU EATING PORRIDGE?

201
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:36,421
- IT'S EASIER
ON MY SOFT TEETH.

202
00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:41,793
SHE NEEDS SOME EXCITEMENT
IN HER LIFE.

203
00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:43,161
COME ON, DAFFY.

204
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,230
- UGH! FINE.

205
00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:46,564
[GROANS]

206
00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:49,134
MY HIP.

207
00:13:14,393 --> 00:13:16,561
[GUNSHOTS]

208
00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:33,945
[SIREN]

209
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,549
[LAUGHTER]

210
00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:43,521
- YOU SEE,
YOUR CONSCIOUS MIND

211
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:48,393
NOW, LET'S SEE WHAT'S
GOING ON IN YOUR
UNCONSCIOUS MIND.

212
00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:51,629
YOU'RE GETTING VERY SLEEPY.

213
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:53,198
WHEN I SNAP MY FINGERS,

214
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,733
YOU'RE GONNA BE
ALL HYPNOTIZED.

215
00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:57,302
- THIS WILL NEVER WORK.

216
00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:58,803
- [SNAPS]

217
00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:00,371
- [SNORING]

218
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:03,508
- I WANT YOU TO IMAGINE
YOURSELF AT HOME.

219
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:06,644
YOU'RE IN YOUR HAPPY PLACE.

220
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:10,682
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD.

221
00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:13,685
- [LAUGHING]

222
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:16,421
[LAUGHTER]

223
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:26,764
- ALAN.

224
00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:27,899
- YES?

225
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:30,401
- SYLVESTER.

226
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:31,569
- YES?

227
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,638
- SUPPER.

228
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:37,108
- SUPPER!
- SUPPER!

229
00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:40,078
- [GASPS]

230
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,913
HA HA HA!

231
00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:48,820
MOTHER! MOTHER!

232
00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:52,423
MOTHER!

233
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:54,826
HMM?

234
00:14:54,828 --> 00:14:56,828
- IT'S OK, BABY,
YOU FIGURED IT OUT.

235
00:14:56,830 --> 00:15:00,164
IT'S NOT THE RED DOT
THAT YOU WANT, IT'S YOUR MAMA.

236
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:04,035
- I HAVEN'T SEEN HER
SINCE SHE RETIRED TO FLORIDA.

237
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:06,271
- WELL, YOU NEED
TO GO SEE HER, HONEY.

238
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:07,605
- HOW AM I GONNA GET THERE?

239
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,674
- CHILD, I'M NOT
A WITCH FOR NOTHING.

240
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FLORIDA, FLORIDA, FLORIDA.

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MMM-MMM-MMM.

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I HAVE GOT TO START
ASKING FOR PAYMENT UP FRONT.

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- AHH. SUNNY FLORIDA.

244
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NOW, WHICH ONE OF
THESE CONDOS

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BELONGS TO MY--

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MOTHER?

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- WHO KNEW LIVING
ACROSS THE STREET

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FROM A LONELY OLD WOMAN
COULD BE SO MUCH FUN.

249
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,867
WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD
DO WITH GRANNY TODAY,

250
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DEEP SEA FISHING
OR HOT YOGA?

251
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- I WAS THINKING ABOUT
SOME OLD-FASHION
TACKLE FOOTBALL.

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- OOH.

253
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- OH, YOU TWO.

254
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,278
- ARE YOU READY FOR
ANOTHER DAY OF FUN?

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00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,613
HMM? HMM?

256
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:49,580
- HMM.

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OH, I'M AFRAID I HAVE
OTHER PLANS.

258
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- OTHER PLANS?
WE'RE YOUR ONLY FRIENDS.

259
00:15:54,888 --> 00:15:59,791
- OH. WELL, IT'S TIME
FOR MY NAP.

260
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:02,527
YOU GO TO BED AT 4:30
IN THE AFTERNOON.

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00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:05,430
- GET YOUR JOCKSTRAP, GRANNY,
WE'RE PLAYING FOOTBALL.

262
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:08,099
- ARE YOU TWO TRYING
TO KILL ME?

263
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:08,900
- WHAT?
- WHAT?

264
00:16:08,902 --> 00:16:11,602
- LISTEN, I'M
A 90-YEAR-OLD WOMAN.

265
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I SHOULDN'T BE
IN A KAYAK.

266
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,873
- WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
AND DON'T SAY SALEING.

267
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:21,212
- OH, I THINK I'D LIKE TO
JUST LIE ON THE BEACH SOMEWHERE.

268
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:22,513
- GREAT! LET'S DO IT.

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00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:25,049
- LOOK, YOU TWO
ARE VERY SWEET,

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BUT YOU'RE ALSO EXHAUSTING.

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- HOT YOGA?

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00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:41,866
- OH, SYLVESTER!

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SO YOU DO KNOW
WHERE I LIVE.

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THAT'S INTERESTING,

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CONSIDERING YOU
NEVER VISIT ME.

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00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,508
- OH, UM, I--

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WHAT DO YOU WANT, ME TO
AIR CONDITION ALL OF FLORIDA?

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- SORRY.
[DOORBELL RINGS]

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00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:03,788
- OH, THAT'S MY ALAN NOW.

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00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:09,694
- SYLVESTER, WHAT A SURPRISE.

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HOW LONG ARE YOU IN TOWN?

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00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,231
- AS LONG AS MOTHER
WILL HAVE ME.

283
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:14,932
- WELL, I WISH YOU
WOULD HAVE CALLED

284
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:17,201
BECAUSE I HAVE BRIDGE AT 11:00,

285
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,703
WATER AEROBICS AT NOON,

286
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:22,073
AND THEN ESTELLE AND I
WALK THE MALL.

287
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:26,377
AND I THOUGHT TWEETY'S VOICE
WAS ANNOYING.

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00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,445
- DON'T YOU SEE, BABY,

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00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:30,248
IT'S A TEXTBOOK CASE
OF DENIAL.

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00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,349
- HUH?

291
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:34,052
- YOU WANT SYLVESTER
TO CHASE YOU.

292
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,720
- I DO?

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00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,188
I DO!

294
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,390
- WELL, THEN WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR?

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FLORIDA, FLORIDA, FLORIDA.

296
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,796
MMM-MMM-MMM.
I'VE DONE IT AGAIN.

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00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:49,534
- ISN'T THAT THAT LITTLE
YELLOW BIRD YOU USED TO CHASE?

298
00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:53,704
- YOU STILL HAVEN'T
CAUGHT HIM?

299
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,473
- HE'S SMARTER
THAN HE LOOKS.

300
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:58,743
- MAYBE IF YOU'D SPENT
A LITTLE LESS TIME

301
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,044
CHASING THAT BIRD,

302
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:03,548
YOU'D HAVE MADE SOMETHING
OF YOURSELF BY NOW, HUH?

303
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,883
WHY AREN'T YOU MARRIED?

304
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:07,285
WHERE ARE MY GRANDCATS?

305
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:10,655
AND WHAT'S WITH YOUR TEETH?
THEY'RE ALL MANGLED.

306
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:13,091
YOU DON'T WEAR
THE RETAINER, DO YOU?

307
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:14,258
- WOW, LISTEN TO HER GO.

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00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:18,129
WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE
TO BE BACK HOME WITH GRANNY

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CHASING THAT RED DOT.

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- ...RETAINER COST
A PRETTY PENNY.

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00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:24,735
AND ALL THE DENTIST SAID WAS

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IF HE WEARS THE RETAINER,
HE'LL HAVE PERFECT TEETH.

313
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:29,941
AND DID YOU WEAR
THE RETAINER?

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00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:35,079
- WHO NEEDS A RED DOT
WHEN I'VE GOT A YELLOW BIRD?

315
00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:36,714
NOW, IF YOU'LL
EXCUSE ME,

316
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:41,719
IT'S TIME FOR ME
TO GO HOME.

317
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:44,288
- OH, THIS IS MUCH BETTER.

318
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:48,159
ALTHOUGH IT FEELS
LIKE SOMETHING'S MISSING.

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00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:49,160
- UHH!

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00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:52,797
- OH, SYLVESTER.
- GRANNY!

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00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,432
- TWEETY?

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00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,267
MWAH! MWAH! MWAH!

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00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:57,735
MWAH! MWAH!

324
00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:02,874
TURNS OUT I LIKE
SPENDING MY TIME
WITH A CAT AND A BIRD.

325
00:19:02,876 --> 00:19:07,578
IT'S BETTER THAN SPENDING IT
WITH A DUCK AND A RABBIT.

326
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:10,715
- GRANNY'S MISSING OUT.

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00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:26,130
[DING]

328
00:19:31,403 --> 00:19:33,371
- BEEP BEEP!

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00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,635
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]

330
00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:08,706
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]

331
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:33,931
- [GRUMBLING]

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00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:36,834
[THUD]

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00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:46,143
[BANG]

334
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:40,498
- BEEP BEEP!

335
00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:53,611
- I DON'T THINK
YOU UNDERSTAND.

336
00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:55,112
YOU'RE MY PET.

337
00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:59,917
I'M SUPPOSED TO GIVE YOU FOOD,
NOT BE YOUR FOOD.

338
00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:01,852
- DO YOU HEAR ME?

339
00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:03,754
HELLO?

340
00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:05,990
BAD SNAKE!

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00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:19,370
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