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Captioning made possible by
warner bros. Animation

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[buzzer]

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[growling]

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[buzzer continues]

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Inside this cage

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Is the most ferocious
animal on the planet.

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If it gets out,
don't bother
calling for help.

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You won't have time.

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So if you value your life,

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You'll keep
the cage locked.

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Never remove this lock.

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Any questions?

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Nope!

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[tires squealing]

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Hey, mister,

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You forgot your lock!

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[growling]

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[birds chirping]

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[yawns] sleep well?

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Why?

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Are you implying
that I wet the bed?

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[sighs]

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Uh, you get the paper,
I'm gonna get coffee.

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Are you implying
that I don't know
how to make coffee?

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You don't know
how to make coffee.

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Hmphh.

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Another boring day
in the suburbs. [gasps]

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[growling]

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[all meowing loudly]

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[growling]

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[gasps]

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Didn't you get the paper?
Do you know how

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To do anything
around here?

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Don't open that! There's
a wild animal out there!

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It's a dog!

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That is no dog!

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It's a dog.

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[gasping]
aw.

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Are you lost, poochie?

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[growling]

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Maybe he belongs
to one of our neighbors.

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He's a wild animal.
He can't possibly belong
to one of our neighbors.

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Well, then maybe
we should keep him.

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But what if he belongs
to one of our neighbors?

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[door bell rings]

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Ooh, hello.

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We're sorry to bother you,
but did you lose a pet?

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[growling]

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Lose a bet?
Oh, I don't gamble.

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I mean, I'll buy
a lottery ticket
now and then.

51
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No, no, not a bet. A pet.

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We found this dog.

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Oh, you found my clog.

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Oh, thank goodness.

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I've been looking
everywhere for it.

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Oh, brother.
Forget the clog.

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What she really needs
is a hearing aid.

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Cheering maid?
What's a cheering maid?

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You know,
a cheering maid.

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It's basically
a cheerleader who
cleans your house,

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They'll do the splits
to wax the floors,

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They use their
pleated skirts
to clean the blinds.

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Not only
do they do windows,
they do w-I-n--

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I thought I saw
a tasmanian devil!

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Nice try, bird.

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[growling]
I did!

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I did see
a tasmanian devil!

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Yeoww!

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[breathing heavily]

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[growling]

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[daffy duck
talking indistinctly]

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[all grunting]

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Ooh, whoa!

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[daffy duck continues]

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Whoa!
Come on, lady!

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Cheering maids!

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They have names like
cindy, margie, britney,
molly and britney.

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With their toothy little
smile and feather duster.

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What don't you understand?

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They're real energetic,
their pom poms are
a set of sponges,

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Wait! Why are we
still talking about
cheering maids?

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Is this your dog
or not?

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Do I do the fox trot?

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Oh, why, yes, of course!

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Oh, yes! [humming]

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You know what?

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Let's just keep
the mangy beast,

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Because I can't
take another
second of this.

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You hear that, boy?

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You got a new home.

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[screaming]

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[growling]

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Aah! Not
my recliner!

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Aww. He must be hungry.

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[woman screaming on tv]

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You stay here and keep
an eye on poochie

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While I go get him
some dog food.

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Say, now that
I think about it,

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He's going to need
a dog bowl, too.

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And a dog collar,
and a dog leash,

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And a dog bed.

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Oh, maybe
a little dog sweater.

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All right,
you filthy beast.
Drop it!

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[growling]
mother!

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Easy, boy. Easy.

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Sorry if the filthy
beast remark came off
as a little harsh.

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I meant it as a compliment.

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You know, like,
"look at that filthy beast!

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I like to party
with that guy!"

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[growling]

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Oh, come on.
You don't want
to hurt me.

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I'm a sweet guy.
[laughs]

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Not sweet
as in delicious.

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Just sweet as in
my personality.

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[chuckles] everyone
who knows me says
I'm extremely tender.

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Ah, I mean, you know,
tender and nice.

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Not like my meat
is tender.

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Although duck meat
is one of your more
tender meats.

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Oh, no!
I've said too much!

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[growling]

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Yeoww!

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Ahhh!

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Animal control,
there's a monster
in my house

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That's trying
to kill me!

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[growling]

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[screaming]

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[glass breaking, crashing]

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[gasping]

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[car door closes]
[gasping]

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[growling]

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[screaming]

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What are you doing out here?

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You're supposed to be
watching poochie.

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Poochie is
a psychotic monster!

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He hunted me
like I was his prey!

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If you don't want
to watch the dog,
just say so.

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You can't go in there.
It's a death sentence.

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We gotta sell the house,
start out new!

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This neighborhood's
a bummer anyway!

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Wait!

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Since this is the last time
I'm ever going to see you alive,

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There's a few things
I need to tell you.

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Remember that time someone
ate all your Halloween candy

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And I said it must
have been aliens?

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It was me.

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And remember that time
someone ordered all those
pay per view movies

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And I said it was aliens?

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That was me, too.

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And remember that time
you were abducted by aliens
and I insisted it was me?

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I lied. It was aliens.

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Poochie, I'm home--

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[bugs bunny screaming]

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A gruesome tragedy's
going to make it

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A lot harder
to sell this house.

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Ah! My glamour shot!

156
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Ah! My tennis trophy!

157
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Ah! My glamour shot
of my tennis trophy!

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No!
Hey!

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What's going on out
here? We're trying
to celebrate

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My niece's
quinceañera.

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It's a special day
and you're ruining it.

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Now, please,
señor bunny,
keep it down.

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[growling]

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What is that thing?

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He's my dog.

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Woof. If you say so.

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But that's one ugly dog.

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How did you do that?

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I simply asserted
my place as the alpha dog.

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Sit. See? He's calm,

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Because now he knows
I am not afraid of him.

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Down. Roll over.

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You see?

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You need to be
the alpha dog to him.

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Alpha dog, huh?

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One disclaimer--
this stuff
works on dogs.

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And...

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I'm still not convinced
that that's a dog.

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What is wrong
with everyone?

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He's obviously a dog.

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[growling]

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Tchh.

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Good boy.

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Oh, a dog salon.

185
00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:08,957
You've been such
a good boy today.

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00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:11,359
You deserve
a little pampering.

187
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Have you seen this animal?
He's very dangerous.

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00:10:16,299 --> 00:10:20,335
If you see him,
call the zoo immediately.

189
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How may I help you?

190
00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:28,010
We'll take the puppy
pamper package, please.

191
00:10:28,077 --> 00:10:29,844
We're very busy.

192
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The worstminster dog show
is tonight. As you can see,

193
00:10:32,982 --> 00:10:35,684
Every dog who's any dog
is here getting ready.

194
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In that case,
maybe I should
enter my dog.

195
00:10:39,957 --> 00:10:42,558
Well, if you're competing,
I can certainly squeeze you in--

196
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Oh, my! What is that?

197
00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:46,828
That's my dog.

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[laughs]

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00:10:48,397 --> 00:10:51,266
Sir, I hate to be
the bearer of obvious news,

200
00:10:51,334 --> 00:10:54,269
But that is not a dog.
Hmm?

201
00:10:54,337 --> 00:10:56,671
What did you just say?

202
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I said that thing
is not a dog.

203
00:11:00,109 --> 00:11:02,844
Hmm?

204
00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:05,380
[grunting]

205
00:11:08,684 --> 00:11:09,784
[whimpering]

206
00:11:09,852 --> 00:11:12,487
For your information,
that is a dog.

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00:11:12,555 --> 00:11:14,889
He may not be
the prettiest dog.

208
00:11:14,957 --> 00:11:17,859
He may not be
the most refined dog.

209
00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:19,093
But my dog has something

210
00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:22,764
That no other dog
in here has.

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00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:27,168
And that is class.

212
00:11:33,876 --> 00:11:37,445
And I'll prove it
to you. Because
my dog's going to win

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00:11:37,513 --> 00:11:39,848
The worstminster
dog show.

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00:11:41,183 --> 00:11:45,487
And by the way,
your salon is a dump.

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00:11:45,554 --> 00:11:48,823
Come on, poochie.
You want to win
a trophy?

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00:11:48,891 --> 00:11:53,328
Oh, what
a cute doggie.

217
00:11:53,396 --> 00:11:55,463
Let me get
a good look
at you.

218
00:11:55,531 --> 00:11:57,500
I've never seen
such a cute dog.

219
00:11:57,566 --> 00:12:00,769
What a good boy.

220
00:12:15,017 --> 00:12:18,420
Well, I can't think
of anything else

221
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To tell you.

222
00:12:20,056 --> 00:12:22,323
Have a good day!

223
00:12:22,391 --> 00:12:25,210
[fanfare playing]

224
00:12:28,097 --> 00:12:31,032
Oh, the excitement
is palpable here

225
00:12:31,101 --> 00:12:32,734
At the worstminster
dog show.

226
00:12:32,803 --> 00:12:35,703
Pray tell,
who do you think
is going to win?

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00:12:35,771 --> 00:12:38,239
I think that one.
Oh, no, maybe that one.

228
00:12:38,308 --> 00:12:41,042
Oh, no, wait,
I didn't see that one.

229
00:12:41,111 --> 00:12:43,779
Oh, you do know
there can only be
one winner, right?

230
00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:47,149
Well, I guess that's why
the excitement is so palpable!

231
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[both laugh]
oh, dear.

232
00:12:49,618 --> 00:12:50,585
[bottles clanging]

233
00:12:50,654 --> 00:12:51,887
I'm here for
my mani-pedi.

234
00:12:51,955 --> 00:12:55,724
Sir, I've told you before--
this is a salon for dogs.

235
00:12:55,792 --> 00:12:58,960
Fine! I wouldn't be
caught dead
in here anyway.

236
00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:01,029
Your salon is a dump.

237
00:13:01,097 --> 00:13:02,597
It's not our fault!

238
00:13:02,666 --> 00:13:05,167
Some rabbit came in here
with a wild beast

239
00:13:05,235 --> 00:13:08,670
Claiming he was
going to enter him in
the worstminster dog show.

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Bugs.

241
00:13:10,673 --> 00:13:12,841
And people say
I'm the crazy one.

242
00:13:12,909 --> 00:13:15,076
[chuckles]

243
00:13:17,813 --> 00:13:18,980
What a joke.

244
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:20,783
I have a better chance
at winning a dog show

245
00:13:20,851 --> 00:13:22,685
Then that thing.

246
00:13:23,769 --> 00:13:26,988
Tasmanian devil? Danger?

247
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,123
Savage killer?!

248
00:13:28,190 --> 00:13:30,726
I've got to warn bugs!

249
00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:33,629
[gasps] guitar lessons?!

250
00:13:33,697 --> 00:13:35,747
Ahh!

251
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:40,460
In your mcdonald's happy meal.
[playing tune]

252
00:13:40,527 --> 00:13:44,030
[gasps] I gotta warn bugs!

253
00:13:44,098 --> 00:13:46,833
I'm coming
to save you, bugs!

254
00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:49,502
Ooh, hoo-hoo, oooh, oooh!

255
00:13:49,570 --> 00:13:52,138
Hey, souvenirs!

256
00:13:57,978 --> 00:13:59,579
Announcer on p.A.:
Up next,

257
00:13:59,646 --> 00:14:02,982
Bugs bunny and his dog poochie.

258
00:14:03,917 --> 00:14:07,220
I'm coming
to save you, bugs!

259
00:14:10,524 --> 00:14:11,474
Bugs!

260
00:14:11,558 --> 00:14:14,827
Bugs, look!
[audience gasps]

261
00:14:16,764 --> 00:14:18,865
You want me to take
guitar lessons?

262
00:14:18,932 --> 00:14:21,467
Not that! This.

263
00:14:21,518 --> 00:14:23,302
Poochie's not a dog!

264
00:14:23,370 --> 00:14:25,304
He's a tasmanian devil!

265
00:14:25,372 --> 00:14:27,740
What's
a tasmanian devil?

266
00:14:27,808 --> 00:14:31,010
A wild beast whose
insatiable hunger

267
00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:32,678
For violence
and destruction,

268
00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:35,481
Combined with his sharp
teeth and claws

269
00:14:35,549 --> 00:14:38,117
Make him the perfect
killing machine!

270
00:14:38,185 --> 00:14:40,787
Killing machine!
[echoing]

271
00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:42,755
Killing machine!

272
00:14:42,823 --> 00:14:46,125
[all screaming]

273
00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:48,161
Bugs bunny: Poochie!

274
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,515
Poochie!

275
00:14:52,599 --> 00:14:54,467
[whimpering]

276
00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:57,303
[sirens]

277
00:15:01,842 --> 00:15:04,944
Aaah! Over there!

278
00:15:05,012 --> 00:15:06,412
[cocking guns]

279
00:15:09,583 --> 00:15:12,385
Run for your life!
Panic!

280
00:15:12,452 --> 00:15:13,920
Every man for himself!

281
00:15:13,987 --> 00:15:15,922
Women and children last!

282
00:15:16,890 --> 00:15:20,226
Aha! He's under here!

283
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:21,627
What are you doing?!

284
00:15:21,695 --> 00:15:23,229
Saving your life.

285
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:26,165
My life isn't in danger,
but now his is.

286
00:15:26,233 --> 00:15:29,502
But he's a wild animal.
He's a monster!

287
00:15:29,570 --> 00:15:31,204
Have you ever heard
the expression

288
00:15:31,271 --> 00:15:33,406
"don't judge a book
by it's cover"?
No.

289
00:15:33,473 --> 00:15:35,842
What about, "it's what's
inside that counts."
uh-uh.

290
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,543
"looks can be deceiving".
Doesn't ring a bell.

291
00:15:37,611 --> 00:15:40,079
What's wrong with you?
Oh! That one I've heard.

292
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:41,547
The point is,

293
00:15:41,598 --> 00:15:43,616
He may be
a tasmanian devil,

294
00:15:43,684 --> 00:15:46,586
But he's also
the best dog
I've ever had.

295
00:15:46,653 --> 00:15:49,522
Man: Seal all the exits!
[helicopter]

296
00:15:53,093 --> 00:15:56,395
I've gotta get him
out of here, but how?

297
00:15:56,463 --> 00:15:59,599
Put this on.

298
00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:01,767
[groans]

299
00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:02,935
Thanks, doc.

300
00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,704
Don't mention it.
I mean, I will.

301
00:16:04,771 --> 00:16:07,039
Whenever it benefits me.

302
00:16:07,908 --> 00:16:10,242
[imitating
tasmanian devil]

303
00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:14,113
I'm a tasmanian devil!

304
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:15,615
There he is,
get him!

305
00:16:15,682 --> 00:16:17,116
Aahhh!

306
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:19,952
[gasping]

307
00:16:24,141 --> 00:16:25,758
[sirens in distance]

308
00:16:25,809 --> 00:16:28,961
[gasps]
[police radio chatter]

309
00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:32,531
Police officer:
Freeze!
[groans]

310
00:16:36,136 --> 00:16:39,305
There's a dangerous
animal in there.

311
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,207
You make sure
you get him home safe.

312
00:16:41,275 --> 00:16:44,744
That's exactly what
I plan on doing.

313
00:16:56,323 --> 00:16:57,523
Well, poochie,

314
00:16:57,591 --> 00:16:59,625
I guess this is it.

315
00:16:59,693 --> 00:17:01,193
I wish I could
keep you,

316
00:17:01,261 --> 00:17:03,029
But this is where
you belong.

317
00:17:03,096 --> 00:17:05,498
So long, buddy.

318
00:17:05,565 --> 00:17:07,833
[grunting]

319
00:17:13,607 --> 00:17:15,007
[grunting continues]

320
00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,610
Shh! Go.

321
00:17:17,678 --> 00:17:19,879
Oooh.

322
00:17:19,947 --> 00:17:22,615
[groaning
and whimpering]

323
00:17:23,717 --> 00:17:25,418
[starts engine]

324
00:17:34,561 --> 00:17:36,162
Hmm.

325
00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:38,798
Oh! Do you have a dog?

326
00:17:38,865 --> 00:17:41,534
I used to.

327
00:17:44,638 --> 00:17:46,772
Poochie?

328
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:50,943
Hang on, boy.
We're going home.

329
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:54,113
[poochie laughing]

330
00:18:06,793 --> 00:18:09,462
[beeping]

331
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:52,121
[tires squealing]

332
00:20:21,327 --> 00:20:23,829
Uh-oh!

333
00:20:29,536 --> 00:20:30,769
[birds chirping]

334
00:20:30,837 --> 00:20:32,338
Announcer on tv:
The call on the field

335
00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:33,739
Is illegal use
of the hands and--

336
00:20:33,807 --> 00:20:36,842
Ah-ah-ahem! Beat it!

337
00:20:36,910 --> 00:20:38,644
...Put the ball
on the 44 yard line.

338
00:20:38,712 --> 00:20:39,912
[groans]

339
00:20:39,980 --> 00:20:42,681
Do not make me use this!

340
00:20:42,732 --> 00:20:44,183
[grunts]

341
00:20:44,251 --> 00:20:46,085
Tshawww!

342
00:20:46,153 --> 00:20:48,487
Tchooyyy!

343
00:20:48,555 --> 00:20:51,056
Tchewww!

344
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:52,191
[growling]

345
00:20:52,242 --> 00:20:54,410
[groaning]

346
00:20:56,897 --> 00:20:59,798
I prefer the couch, anyway.

347
00:21:00,798 --> 00:21:03,798
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