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In here!
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What's the emergency?
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Can you open this for me?
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You called 9-1-1 because you
couldn't open a can of tuna?
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No. First I called Bugs.
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Then I called my girlfriend,
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And then I called Porky.
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Then I called 9-1-1.
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Sync and corrected by
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Resync and correction by jasonnguyen2606
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The Looney Tunes Show
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Season 2, Episode 12
"Dear John"
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"Dear Edmund,
I'm leaving you."
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Ohh!
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- I don't get it.
- What?
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Then why were you crying?
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I always cry
when I'm confused.
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What didn't you get?
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Well, why was he so upset?
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Because of the Dear John letter.
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John? ok,
I thought his name was Edmund.
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No, it's just called
a Dear John letter...
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...when someone ends
the relationship with a note...
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...instead of face to face.
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Ohh, ok.
So this was a sad movie.
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Hey, then why was I
laughing so much during it?
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I have no idea. Come on.
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Oh, I can't go anywhere.
Now that I know what's going on,
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I want to see it again.
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Can you believe they charged me
for coming out to the house?
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it says you called 9-1-1
four times in the past week.
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And none of the emergencies
were valid.
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Oh, they were valid.
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Will you hand me that towel?
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Will you tell me a bedtime story?
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Scarf, or no scarf?
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Why do they get to decide
if it's an emergency or not?
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Daffy, our emergency services
are under funded
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And overextended as it is.
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Our property taxes aren't high enough.
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Why do you know so much about it?
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Because I'm on the City Council.
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What's the City Council?
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The elected body that runs the city.
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So you're like a big wig?
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maybe to some people.
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How long have you been
on the City Council?
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I'm about to finish my third term.
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How did I never
know this about you?
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Because you never ask me
anything about myself.
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And when I try to tell you
anything, you interrupt me.
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And then on the few occasions where
I actually do get to say something,
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...you literally fall asleep from boredom.
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Hey, I'm meeting Tina
for date night.
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Uh, why is the microwave
not working?
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Oh. I tried to open
a can of tuna with it.
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I thought if I got it hot enough,
the top would pop off.
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Daffy, you can't put metal
in the microwave.
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Well, I know that now, ok?
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The lesson's been learned,
all right?
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I'll never forget it.
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Real quick--you can or cannot
put metal in the microwave?
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Pizzariba, this is Speedy.
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Hey, Speedy, who is that
handyman you use at the restaurant?
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You mean John? Oh, he's the best.
You want me to call him for you?
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That would be great.
The microwave's broken.
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No problem. I'll have him
drop by tomorrow.
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Just leave him a note.
- Thanks, Speedy.
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Hey, Bugs!
I saw that movie again.
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Oh, you were right,
it was a Dear John letter.
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Oh, so sad.
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I hardly laughed at all this time.
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Dear John,
this isn't working. Bugs.
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Oh, no!
A Dear John letter?
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Bugs broke up with me!
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Why?!
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I'm sorry, sir, we're
completely booked this evening.
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You didn't make a reservation?
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Don't worry.
I'll handle this.
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Ahem. You do know that I'm a close,
personal friend of Porky Pig?
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Ah, that's City Council member
Porky Pig.
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Ooh.
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Who knew there were perks
to being friends with Porky Pig?
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Good-bye, apartment.
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I've decided to go away
for a while.
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Too many memories here.
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Ew! Oh, no, no, uh-uh, no.
Uh-uh.
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Just because I'm leaving
doesn't mean you...
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...and all your little insect friends
can come in here and crawl around.
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Ok, you hear that, roaches?
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I'm talking to you, too,
spiders and ants.
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All of you. You stay out
of this apartment!
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And in case you need a reminder, I'm
putting a note on the front door.
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Uh, Daffy, have you been going all over
town saying you're friends with me?
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Yes. And the results are incredible.
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I used to be embarrassed
to admit I even knew you.
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But just this morning,
I threw your name around...
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...and I got a lifetime
gym membership for free!
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It wasn't for free.
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You told the girl who worked there that
the city would have a parade in her honor.
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So? You're on
the City Council.
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You told the Maitre'd at the Sunset Room
that I'd name a highway after him.
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Well, it got me
a really good table.
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You told that traffic cop that I
could grant his uncle's citizenship!
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What's wrong with that?
This is the greatest country on earth.
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It's unethical!
There's a reelection coming up,
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...and this makes it look like
I could be bribed!
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I understand.
It won't happen again.
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Porky Pig voted not once, but
twice to make our city dirtier.
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He voted to eliminate
garbage collection.
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He voted three times
to allow dumping in the river.
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Why would a City Councilman
do such a thing?
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Because he's a pig.
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And pigs are filthy.
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On election day, let's send
this pig back to the farm.
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Vote Daffy Duck for City Council.
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I'm Daffy Duck,
and I approve this message.
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- What was that?
- An attack ad.
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But those are all lies!
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It doesn't matter. Now people are gonna
have negative associations with you.
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I can't believe
you're running against me!
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You're the one who said I can't
use your name to get perks.
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So, fine.
I'll get 'em myself.
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How could you do this?
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First, you don't want me
telling people you're my friend.
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Now you don't want me
telling people you're my enemy?
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Porky, you're a real
flip flopper.
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Ooh. I'll put that
in my next attack ad.
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I didn't know where else to go.
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I can't stop thinking
about that Dear John letter.
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Oh, I just need
some peace and quiet.
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You'll find that here.
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True healing occurs when one is
clear of mind and calm of spirit.
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Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah,
I totally agree with that.
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Your path is meditation.
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Mm-hmm. Ok.
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And the key to meditation is silence.
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- Say what now?
- A vow of silence.
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For the next year,
you shall not speak.
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You know, I bet I could achieve all
that healing stuff without the silence.
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What do you think?
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I'm afraid the silence is necessary.
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What I'm really quiet?
Does that count?
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What about now?
What if I'm this quiet?
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No one will even know I'm talking.
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Sorry, no. Not a word.
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Well, what about sounds?
Are they allowed?
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Like, when I'm surprised.
I'd go, whoa!
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Or when I'm bored,
I'd be like
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♪ deedaleelee,
deedaleedeedee ♪
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- Silence.
- Wow.
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Ok.
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Oh, that felt good. Sorry.
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I just had to get that last one
out of my system.
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Newcomer Daffy Duck has won
a seat on the City Council...
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...defeating the incumbent, Porky Pig.
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Once again, negative campaigns
proved their effectiveness.
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Oooww! I won!
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I won, I won, I won!
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Let the perks begin!
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Shh, shh.
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Oh! I keep getting her voicemail.
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I haven't heard from Lola in three days.
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I'm going over there.
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Someone's gonna need new business cards.
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I bet I can get 'em for free.
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"Dear Bugs,
I don't ever want to see you again!"
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Lola broke up with me?
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Hey. Ooh, great.
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Oh, yeah, that's nice.
Good heighth on that.
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The Royal Oaks-Glen Oaks-Oakwood Oaks
City Council meeting is now in session.
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We open up the floor
to new business.
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Yes, I have a complaint.
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It's regarding the number
on the curb.
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The paint is--
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How long does these things usually go?
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There's an "Off-Duty Cop" marathon on
tonight and I'd like to get home for it.
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I can't record it because I broke the
DVR trying to open a can of tuna.
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The meetings are scheduled for five hours,
but they sometimes run long.
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...But then that paint
faded as well.
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So, I would like to talk
about the kind of paint...
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...that this city uses for addresses.
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Because clearly...
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Oh, come on!
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Is this really happening?
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What does she care
if someone can read her address?
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I've lived across the street
from her for six years.
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She hasn't had a single visitor.
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Just remember why you're here.
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The perks.
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This will be worth it,
because of the perks.
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I like periwinkle, but I think
that would be a very bad choice.
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So in conclusion, I propose a special
committee to discuss paint quality,
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...paint color, and paint placement.
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Thank you.
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Thank you. And that
concludes the new business.
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- Finally.
- And now onto old business.
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Concerning the speed reduction
on Maple Drive,
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I believe the choice
was between speed bumps...
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...and speed humps.
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Is that right,
Council-member Bowls?
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Yes, Mr. Chairman. Speed bumps are
conical, while speed humps are ovoid.
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Council-member Duck, what are your thoughts
on speed bumps versus speed humps?
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My thoughts?
You want my thoughts, huh?
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My thoughts are that
you people are all insane!
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You let that old lady talk for three hours...
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...and she never said anything!
In the amount of time that that took...
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I could have gone over there
and painted her address myself!
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I could have painted the Sistine Chapel!
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I don't know about you people, but I
have better things to do with my time...
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...than talk about whether
something is conical or ovoid!
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Ovoid!
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Now if you'll excuse me, I have
something that I need to get back to,
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And it's called a life.
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Unbelievable.
Bunch of namby pambies.
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Ronald Reagan was right.
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Oh, hey, I'm supposed to meet Porky
at Pizzariba. You wanna come?
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I don't ever want
to see you again!
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There's nothing here for me anymore.
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So you don't wanna come to Pizzariba?
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No perk is worth
sitting through that drivel!
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I mean, is there really a difference
between speed bumps and speed humps?
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Well, one is conical
and one is ovoid, and...
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How long do I have to be
a City Council member?
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A term is four years.
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Four years?!
I can't do four years, man!
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Ooh!
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Someone just forwarded me
a video.
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Is that the baby playing piano?
Already saw it. Fake.
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Um...You might wanna see this.
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My toughts are that you people
are all insane!
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You let that old lady talk
for three hours...
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You better hope no one sees this.
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You could get thrown off
the City Council.
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In the amount of time that that took,
I could have gone over there...
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...and painted her address myself!
I could have painted the Sistine Chapel!
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This isn't good.
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Or, is it great?
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Hey, man, I saw that video of
you at the City Council meeting.
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I know what you're going to say,
and I owe you and all of you,
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My constituents, an apology.
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But, obviously,
apologies are not enough.
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And you the voters will undoubtedly
want to remove me from office,
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Which I will accept.
245
00:14:29,748 --> 00:14:31,415
Though with a heavy heart.
246
00:14:31,465 --> 00:14:34,131
Are you kidding me?
What you did was great!
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Say what?
248
00:14:35,493 --> 00:14:37,301
You are the opposite of a politician.
249
00:14:37,364 --> 00:14:39,836
You can't hide what you are feeling.
You just say it!
250
00:14:39,873 --> 00:14:41,618
You're a breath of fresh air!
251
00:14:41,655 --> 00:14:44,030
We're so lucky to have you
on that City Council.
252
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We need you there, forever and always!
Am I right?
253
00:14:51,155 --> 00:14:54,655
Ok, so what kind of permits do I need
to put an addition on the kitchen?
254
00:14:54,715 --> 00:14:57,269
It would extend it to the parking lot,
And I would require some digging.
255
00:14:57,309 --> 00:15:00,725
So I think we need to talk about
construction permits, as well.
256
00:15:09,114 --> 00:15:11,590
Lola, it has been a year.
257
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Your vow of silence
is fulfilled.
258
00:15:13,342 --> 00:15:15,568
You should feel a deep
and lasting peace.
259
00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:19,342
You may now speak.
What do you have to say?
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00:15:19,405 --> 00:15:22,079
I miss Bugs!
261
00:15:23,983 --> 00:15:25,739
Hey, one more thing--
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00:15:29,780 --> 00:15:33,280
Hmm. Now...Here?
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00:15:33,322 --> 00:15:35,864
I don't know where
these speed bumps go!
264
00:15:36,947 --> 00:15:40,280
What?!
You people can't come to my home!
265
00:15:40,322 --> 00:15:44,614
I'm not a City Councilman
24 hours a day.
266
00:15:44,649 --> 00:15:46,072
Oh. Hey, Lola.
267
00:15:46,114 --> 00:15:49,856
Where's Bugs? I have to be with
him whether he wants me or not.
268
00:15:49,903 --> 00:15:52,905
I don't know where Bugs is.
He left a long time ago.
269
00:15:52,955 --> 00:15:55,650
- What are you talking about?
- He got your Dear John letter...
270
00:15:55,673 --> 00:15:57,853
...and was completely devastated
and said something about...
271
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...sailing to the end of the world.
272
00:15:59,239 --> 00:16:02,739
What?! How could Bugs have
possibly thought this was for him?
273
00:16:02,780 --> 00:16:05,155
Ohh. I'm coming for you, Bugs!
274
00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:09,780
And this time I'm talking
about the rabbit Bugs!
275
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Meeting adjourned.
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00:16:13,576 --> 00:16:17,197
That was another fun five hours.
What are you doing here?
277
00:16:17,239 --> 00:16:21,739
Just because I can't be on the City Council
doesn't mean I can't come to the meetings.
278
00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:23,822
We really do have nothing in common.
279
00:16:23,864 --> 00:16:27,030
- Did you hear about prop 14?
- What's prop 14?
280
00:16:27,065 --> 00:16:30,197
- They're calling it
the Daffy Duck provision.
281
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:33,155
You're so popular, The voters
want to make your seat...
282
00:16:33,197 --> 00:16:35,028
...on the City Council permanent.
283
00:16:35,053 --> 00:16:38,779
Then there's only one thing left to do.
284
00:16:38,835 --> 00:16:42,134
Embrace a life
dedicated to public service?
285
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,834
No. Fake my own death.
286
00:16:45,197 --> 00:16:51,553
Tragedy struck today when popular City Councilman,
Daffy Duck lost control of his vehicle
287
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,304
...and plunged into the icy
Sebastian river.
288
00:16:54,366 --> 00:16:57,697
All that was recovered
was his beloved parade float.
289
00:16:57,739 --> 00:17:01,543
And the city never even got
to throw him a parade.
290
00:17:01,574 --> 00:17:06,239
Former Councilman, Porky Pig has agreed
to fulfill the remainder of his term.
291
00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:08,530
This is Elmer J. Fudd reporting.
292
00:17:08,572 --> 00:17:10,572
- hey, Porky.
293
00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:12,905
Want some gently used
business cards?
294
00:17:12,947 --> 00:17:16,912
I'll put a speed bump here
and the speed hump here.
295
00:17:16,947 --> 00:17:20,405
Oh, no. Oh, maybe
the speed hump goes there...
296
00:17:20,447 --> 00:17:24,447
...and the speed bump goes here.
297
00:17:26,947 --> 00:17:29,072
Bugs!
298
00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:32,405
Bugs!
299
00:17:32,447 --> 00:17:34,155
Bugs!
300
00:17:34,197 --> 00:17:36,822
Lola?
301
00:17:38,780 --> 00:17:41,155
Whoa-oh!
302
00:17:41,197 --> 00:17:42,548
Ohh.
303
00:17:42,572 --> 00:17:44,861
Wait. What are you doing here?
304
00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:46,490
You broke up with me!
305
00:17:46,884 --> 00:17:48,467
That note wasn't to you.
306
00:17:48,509 --> 00:17:50,447
It was to spiders
and ants and roaches.
307
00:17:50,484 --> 00:17:53,063
Don't you see?
I wrote "Dear Bugs",
308
00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:55,927
But you thought I meant
"Dear Bugs".
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00:17:55,915 --> 00:17:58,531
- Bugs.
- I need to be with you.
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00:17:58,614 --> 00:18:01,414
I don't care about the Dear John
letter you left me on the microwave.
311
00:18:01,467 --> 00:18:04,709
Dear John letter?
You mean the repairman?
312
00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:08,447
Wait. Why'd you break up
with the repairman?
313
00:18:08,489 --> 00:18:11,947
- Mwah!
- Mwah!
314
00:18:25,447 --> 00:18:26,739
- Oh, Tosh?
- Yes, Chum?
315
00:18:26,780 --> 00:18:28,864
- Would you like to split
this tangerine soda?
316
00:18:28,905 --> 00:18:31,864
- Actually, I never have
carbonation in the afternoon.
317
00:18:31,905 --> 00:18:33,799
- I should have known that.
Terribly sorry.
318
00:18:33,877 --> 00:18:38,489
- No apology, Chum. Let me cut you a
slice of this nice zucchini bread.
319
00:18:38,530 --> 00:18:40,322
- Oh, no.
I'm gluten intolerant.
320
00:18:40,364 --> 00:18:42,332
- Oh, of course you are.
I should have known that.
321
00:18:42,418 --> 00:18:45,030
- Well, I shouldn't have
thoughtlessly offered you that soda.
322
00:18:45,072 --> 00:18:47,489
- What is happening to us?!
- I don't know!
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00:18:47,530 --> 00:18:48,572
It's like we're...
324
00:18:48,614 --> 00:18:52,530
- Not on the same page.
- Out of synch.
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00:18:52,572 --> 00:18:56,155
♪ we're drifting apart ♪
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00:18:56,697 --> 00:19:00,114
♪ our friendship is broken ♪
327
00:19:00,155 --> 00:19:05,780
- ♪ indubitably,
we've made mistakes ♪
328
00:19:06,864 --> 00:19:09,780
♪ how much is unspoken ♪
329
00:19:09,822 --> 00:19:10,739
♪ inexorably ♪
330
00:19:10,780 --> 00:19:13,114
♪ last week I wanted to watch ♪
331
00:19:13,155 --> 00:19:14,322
♪ our favorite cooking show ♪
332
00:19:14,364 --> 00:19:16,947
♪ but you left the room
to watch women's tennis ♪
333
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,030
♪ that was really
quite a blow ♪
334
00:19:19,072 --> 00:19:23,530
- ♪ when we were eating
at the palace over thyme ♪
335
00:19:23,565 --> 00:19:26,006
♪ I ordered you potato chips ♪
336
00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:28,447
♪ but you said
you wanted fries ♪
337
00:19:28,489 --> 00:19:32,495
♪ well, I like french fries ♪
338
00:19:32,530 --> 00:19:37,197
- ♪ since when
do you like french fries?! ♪
339
00:19:37,239 --> 00:19:38,829
♪ we're driftin' apart ♪
340
00:19:38,864 --> 00:19:41,905
- ♪ the sweater I bought you
doesn't match your skin tone ♪
341
00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:43,572
♪ we're driftin' apart ♪
342
00:19:43,614 --> 00:19:47,072
- ♪ I made you captain of the
class with your throw rug ♪
343
00:19:47,114 --> 00:19:50,739
- ♪ it's like we are two sides
of a very tainted coin ♪
344
00:19:50,780 --> 00:19:55,322
♪ without you I feel like Béarnaise
sauce without the top sirloin ♪
345
00:19:55,364 --> 00:20:00,572
- ♪ I don't know why this friendship
train has suddenly derailed ♪
346
00:20:00,614 --> 00:20:02,329
♪ we used to be two snowflakes ♪
347
00:20:02,364 --> 00:20:04,739
♪ now we're just
two chunks of hail ♪
348
00:20:04,780 --> 00:20:07,155
- ♪ and as that hail
hurtles toward earth ♪
349
00:20:07,197 --> 00:20:09,364
♪ they drift further apart ♪
350
00:20:09,405 --> 00:20:11,322
♪ they're like
two frozen daggers ♪
351
00:20:11,364 --> 00:20:13,662
♪ ripping through
my broken heart ♪
352
00:20:13,697 --> 00:20:15,614
- ♪ those separate lonely
chunks of hail ♪
353
00:20:15,655 --> 00:20:18,114
♪ just falling to their doom ♪
354
00:20:18,155 --> 00:20:19,530
♪ they hit the room
with a sickening ♪
355
00:20:19,572 --> 00:20:26,364
♪ and the friendship
sonic boomed ♪
356
00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:38,197
- ♪ I'm sorry
that I failed you ♪
357
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:43,489
- ♪ oh, no,
'tis I that failed you ♪
358
00:20:43,530 --> 00:20:44,822
Well, I better go.
359
00:20:44,864 --> 00:20:46,614
I have tickets to Michael Bublé!
360
00:20:46,655 --> 00:20:48,697
- What?!
I have backstage passes!
361
00:20:48,739 --> 00:20:51,947
- You don't say!
- Shall we share a rickshaw?
362
00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:54,989
- Ooh, splendid.
I love rickshaws!
363
00:20:55,030 --> 00:20:56,322
Oh, so do I!
364
00:20:58,239 --> 00:21:00,447
♪ we're not drifting apart ♪
365
00:21:00,489 --> 00:21:02,239
♪ and we never shall again ♪
366
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:03,905
♪ no more driftin' apart ♪
367
00:21:03,947 --> 00:21:06,655
- ♪ we remain
the best of friends ♪
368
00:21:06,690 --> 00:21:08,954
♪ we're not drifting apart ♪
369
00:21:08,989 --> 00:21:10,989
- ♪ there will be
no more strife ♪
370
00:21:11,030 --> 00:21:13,176
♪ no more driftin' apart ♪
371
00:21:13,211 --> 00:21:15,287
♪ best of egos alive ♪
372
00:21:15,322 --> 00:21:17,155
♪ we're not driftin' apart ♪
373
00:21:17,197 --> 00:21:19,572
- ♪ I'm for you
and you're for me ♪
374
00:21:19,614 --> 00:21:21,780
♪ no more driftin' apart ♪
375
00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:23,530
♪ it's a friendship victory ♪
376
00:21:23,572 --> 00:21:26,780
♪ we're not driftin' apart ♪
377
00:21:43,561 --> 00:21:48,561
He was a great american hero.
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