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Can I get a carrot cake?
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A whole cake?
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I'm having dinner
with Lola and her parents.
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So you're getting carrot cake?
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Isn't that a little cliche?
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Rabbits? Carrots?
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Man:
Here's your carrot cake.
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You know, on second thought, I think
I'll get a lemon meringue pie instead.
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Ooh. That sounds good.
Can I get a sample of that?
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I'm sorry.
We don't give samples.
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What? How do I know if I want
it if I can't sample it first?
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Come on.
Just give me a little taste.
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Here you go.
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What is the big deal?
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I'm talking about a teeny little taste.
No one would know.
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What do you think I'm gonna
shove my whole hand in it?
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You think I'm gonna rub my face in
it and ruin it for everyone else?
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Well, I wouldn't do that!
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I would take a teeny little taste
and then decide if I wanted it.
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Mmm.
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And I don't.
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You know what? I'll take
the carrot cake after all.
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The Looney Tunes Show - S02E02
You're Got Hate Mail
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Original Air Date:
October 9, 2012
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- What are you writing?
- Do you mind?
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And why do you smell
like a lemon meringue pie?
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When are you done?
I need attention!
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I said give me 5 minutes!
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- How do you work your TV?
Tina: Shh.
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Someone's in a mood.
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- Am I an apple or a pear-shape?
- Be quiet!
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- Pear.
- And... Done.
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- What were you writing?
- An email to my boss
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...telling him everything I can't stand about him,
why he's a complete idiot...
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...and how he's a terrible manager,
and I hope he gets fired.
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You sent that to your boss?
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No, I wrote it to my boss,
but I'm not gonna send it.
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I'm gonna delete it.
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Much better.
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I don't get it. I mean, why would you go
to all the trouble to spell words...
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...and put them in
sentences and then delete it?
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It's a way to release anger and vent
your feelings without any repercussions.
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I do it all the time.
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Believe me, I've deleted
plenty of emails to you.
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Come on.
Let's go to dinner.
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What? I'm a pear!
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The skirt draws the eye
to my trim waistline...
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...and away from my generous hip area.
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I'll give it back.
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Bugs, this carrot cake is delicious.
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You know what's delicious?
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Lemon meringue pie.
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Have you ever had
a lemon meringue pie?
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I haven't had a lemon meringue
pie in years.
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But let's not dwell
on what you don't have.
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Let's be thankful for what you do.
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To bugs!
And his second-rate dessert.
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I am so happy that Lola found you.
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No matter where I hide,
she always does.
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You know, when Lola was a little girl, her
only companion was an imaginary friend.
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She used to talk to her for hours.
What was her name?
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Lola, what was the name
of your imaginary friend?
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Well, if you're gonna be like that,
I'm not gonna invite you to dinner anymore.
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Huh? Oh, I'm sorry. I was just
having a conversation with Piper.
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Piper!
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So, Mr. Bunny.
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Walter.
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Walter.
That's quite a family photo.
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Isn't it fun?
We take one every year.
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Wow. Matching pajamas.
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I have a great idea.
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Bugs should be in
our family photo this year.
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- What a splendid idea!
- Wonderful.
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Oh, no. I couldn't.
It's just for family.
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Don't be silly.
You are family!
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Yeah. Besides,
Piper's in all of them.
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What do you say?
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Ehh...
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Ok.
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- No way.
- What?
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But you just said,
"Ehh, ok."
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I'll look stupid.
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First of all,
you could never look stupid.
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Second of all, this photo isn't
about looks, it's about family.
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And third of all, did that carrot cake
make your stomach feel a little weird?
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Do we really need to wear
matching outfits?
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That's what makes it fun!
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Please? I promise, I will never,
ever ask you for another favor.
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- Fine.
- Yay!
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Oh, quick favor. Can you drive Piper home?
She lives really close.
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Piper, you good back there,
you want to sit up front?
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She's good back there.
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- Whatcha writing?
- A hate-filled email.
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Sounds healthy.
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And...done!
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Finally sent your little email?
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Oho, I didn't send it.
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That's the beauty of this
little psychological exercise.
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I get to express all of my rage and
jealousy, bitterness, and disgust...
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...without a single
negative repercussion.
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- How so?
- Because instead of pressing "Send..."
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I simply press delete.
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Oh, no!
How do I get it back?
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Do something!
Get it back! Get it back!
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Relax.
Who'd you send it to?
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Who'd I send it to?
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I don't think that many people.
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You didn't send that to me, did you?
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What? No.
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What bad things could I say about you?
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I love you.
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So, if I checked my email right now,
there'd be nothing from you.
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Nope.
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Yah!
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Ha! Delete!
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I mean, see?
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There was no email!
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Uh...
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My tooth!
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What? It's not like you're
about to take a family photo.
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Oof. You really did
a number on this guy.
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But we'll put a cap on it.
You'll be good as new.
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What a relief. I have to be in my
girlfriend's family photo later today.
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Today?
You're kidding me.
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A tooth the size of yours?
It's a monster.
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It'll take a week at least.
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Maybe I could smile with
my mouth closed.
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Uh, that doesn't look so bad.
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By the way, I got your friend's email.
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He's a real yutz, between you and me.
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Did you read it?
It's very hostile.
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I don't like hostility
in a doctor's practice.
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Psst!
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What's with the sunglasses?
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I'm keeping a low profile.
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You've got some nerve.
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What?
Because of the email?
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Because I said you're not
a scary witch? You're not!
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I mean, what's the point of the big hat
and the green skin and that stupid wand...
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...if you're not gonna do
anything scary with them?
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You wanna see scary? I'll show you scary.
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You better watch who you talking to...
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- ...and I ain't playing!
- Aah!
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- More iced tea?
- Not too much ice.
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You're mad?
Why are you mad?
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Because I said calling yourself
speedy sounds braggy? It does!
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I don't call myself handsome.
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You know what people
should call you? Jerk.
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Why is everyone so mad at you?
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I accidentally sent a mass email...
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...spelling out in great detail
how I feel about people.
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- Who else did you send it to?
- Everybody.
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Everyone
I've ever interacted with.
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Everyone who matters to me,
who I have a relationship with.
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Anyone who makes
any impression on me at all.
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So everybody.
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Every single person in my life.
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You didn't send it to me.
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Huh.
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Tina!
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Hold it right there!
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I got your little email.
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I read every word.
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And I gots just one thing
to say to you
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thank you, brother.
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You are so right.
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It was like you held a mirror up
to my soul.
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It gave me the kick in
the pants I needed...
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...to finally make a change
for the better.
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Well, say good-bye to
the man you once knew...
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...because my transformation begins now.
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That was a mask?
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Huh. I wonder if Tina will have
a similar reaction.
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Mother.
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Hey, Bugs.
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Bugs: Oh, hey, Lola.
I'll be down in a minute.
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Oh, take your time.
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I'm just gonna lay out some fun
stuff for today's photo shoot.
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It's a Western theme.
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Piper and I were up all night
bedazzling matching denim jumpsuits.
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Well, they're not actual denim jumpsuits
'cause I couldn't find denim jumpsuits.
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So I took jeans
and sewed denim jackets to them.
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And--well, they're a little hard
to get in and out of...
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So, you know, once you have them
on, they're pretty much on.
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Oh, I'm so excited!
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This is gonna be the
best family photo ever.
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Oh!
What happened to your tooth?
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Oh, yeah. Daffy accidentally
chipped it with my phone.
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They can't fix it until next week.
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Oh, so is this what we're wearing?
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Huh? Oh, no.
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Mmm. No, no. Heh.
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No, we cancelled the photo.
We cancelled it.
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Um, this stuff was all here when I got
here, just lying out when I got here.
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Must be Daffy's.
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You cancelled the photo?
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You know, I just started thinking.
Family photos are dumb. You don't--
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you don't need a photo to know
who's in your family, right?
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You know already for your whole life.
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You know who your family is.
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It's because of my tooth, isn't it?
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What? No. Your tooth?
No. We're just...
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...we're not taking a photo this year.
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So...
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You don't want me to be in the
photo because of my tooth.
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What?
Don't be ridiculous.
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I barely even noticed your broken,
gnarled, really jacked-up tooth.
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I'm gonna be in that photo.
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Oh, no, you're not.
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00:11:36,694 --> 00:11:40,730
You don't even know where we're
taking it and you'll never find us.
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- Who are you calling? - Walter! Bugs.
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So looking forward
to the family photo.
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Where are we taking it again?
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Oh, no, you're not.
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Bugs:
Oh, that's right, the dude ranch!
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See you there, partner.
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Walter:
Ah, partner.
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You are not gonna be in that photo!
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Oh, I'm gonna be in that photo!
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And not only am I gonna be in it...
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I'm gonna be smiling so big. All you'll see is--
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This broken, gnarled, jacked-up tooth!
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Good afternoon, neighbor!
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Sam?
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Could I get 100 copies?
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Reward for a lost wallet?
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The wallet is the reward.
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Can you ever forgive me?
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I don't know what I would do
if I ever lost you!
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I mean, I'm sure I'd date again.
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Who knows? Maybe I'd meet
somebody better.
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What are you talking about?
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The email.
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What email?
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You didn't get my email this morning?
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No, I've been here since 6:00.
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My boss doubled my shift.
I didn't even get a lunch break.
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My phone's dead.
I left my charger at home.
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And I'm still here another 3 hours.
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That's great!
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I mean, uh, I'm so sorry
for you, my one true love.
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Mwah.
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Yes!
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Yes! Yes!
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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00:13:14,474 --> 00:13:16,071
Oh, yeah!
249
00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:23,368
Bugs! Twice in one day.
250
00:13:23,424 --> 00:13:26,492
To what do I owe the pleasure?
251
00:13:27,418 --> 00:13:30,652
I need to borrow some cowboy
clothes for a photo I'm taking.
252
00:13:30,686 --> 00:13:34,002
Photo? With your choppers
all jacked up?
253
00:13:34,033 --> 00:13:35,493
I'm kinda in a hurry.
254
00:13:35,532 --> 00:13:38,033
Oh, absolutely!
255
00:13:38,327 --> 00:13:41,095
There's more where that came from.
256
00:13:41,129 --> 00:13:43,292
I don't wear it anymore.
257
00:13:43,369 --> 00:13:45,838
Uh, thanks.
258
00:13:46,069 --> 00:13:49,204
Have a great rest of your day!
259
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:52,808
Explain
to me what we're doing here.
260
00:13:53,668 --> 00:13:57,212
I need you to help me break into
Tina's apartment and delete the email.
261
00:13:57,247 --> 00:13:59,934
You didn't think I was important
enough to send the email to...
262
00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:02,043
...and now, you want my help?
263
00:14:02,137 --> 00:14:03,537
You're on your own.
264
00:14:03,719 --> 00:14:05,917
Porky, if you help me with this...
265
00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:10,658
I promise, I will send you
a long, detailed email...
266
00:14:10,693 --> 00:14:13,662
...describing everything
I don't like about you.
267
00:14:13,696 --> 00:14:14,860
You promise?
268
00:14:14,907 --> 00:14:18,343
Porky, I am nothing
if not a man of principle.
269
00:14:18,394 --> 00:14:19,928
Now, let's break into this apartment.
270
00:14:20,103 --> 00:14:22,037
Aah!
271
00:14:34,701 --> 00:14:37,669
Where are Bugs and Lola?
272
00:14:39,055 --> 00:14:41,468
Get in the car! We're taking
the picture somewhere else!
273
00:14:41,594 --> 00:14:42,984
- Where's Bugs?
- What?
274
00:14:43,092 --> 00:14:45,394
Oh, he--he fell down a well.
275
00:14:45,428 --> 00:14:48,363
- What?
- Come on!
276
00:14:49,632 --> 00:14:51,567
Hey!
277
00:14:51,601 --> 00:14:53,702
Change of plans.
278
00:14:55,438 --> 00:14:57,973
Hyah! Come on!
279
00:14:58,909 --> 00:15:00,376
Aah!
280
00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:10,587
Daffy:
It's asking me for a password.
281
00:15:10,621 --> 00:15:14,114
Who has a password on their computer?
What could her password be?
282
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:17,035
Hmm.
It's usually something personal.
283
00:15:17,106 --> 00:15:19,862
What's her mother's maiden name?
284
00:15:19,896 --> 00:15:21,484
Mmm.
285
00:15:21,531 --> 00:15:23,266
Does she have a pet?
286
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:24,768
Hmm.
287
00:15:24,831 --> 00:15:26,766
Do you know her favorite color?
288
00:15:26,815 --> 00:15:28,405
Hmm.
289
00:15:28,530 --> 00:15:31,170
- What city was she born in?
- Mmm.
290
00:15:31,201 --> 00:15:33,006
Do you know anything about her?
291
00:15:33,061 --> 00:15:34,310
Hmm...
292
00:15:34,344 --> 00:15:37,123
I think her name's Tina,
but I'm not 100%.
293
00:15:37,178 --> 00:15:38,928
So a lot of times,
I just call her buddy.
294
00:15:41,952 --> 00:15:43,953
Surprise!
295
00:15:43,987 --> 00:15:44,987
Buddy.
296
00:15:45,022 --> 00:15:46,689
What are you doing here?
297
00:15:46,973 --> 00:15:50,112
I, uh--I know what a
hard day you've had...
298
00:15:50,148 --> 00:15:51,816
...so we came over to make you dinner.
299
00:15:51,855 --> 00:15:54,230
You know Porky's a caterer, right?
300
00:15:55,766 --> 00:15:57,400
This is weird.
301
00:15:57,692 --> 00:16:00,027
You're just tired from your day.
302
00:16:00,097 --> 00:16:01,270
Come with me.
303
00:16:01,304 --> 00:16:06,441
You take a hot bath.
We'll make you dinner.
304
00:16:06,476 --> 00:16:07,809
You have to make her dinner.
305
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:09,744
What am I supposed to make?
306
00:16:10,090 --> 00:16:12,992
I don't know. You're the caterer.
I have to figure out her password.
307
00:16:14,842 --> 00:16:18,444
Darling? I hate to bother you
while you're soaking...
308
00:16:18,514 --> 00:16:20,754
...but what was
your mother's maiden name?
309
00:16:20,789 --> 00:16:22,647
Romano. Why?
310
00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:26,994
Uh, I just wanted to write her a
thank-you note for giving birth to you.
311
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:30,041
Well, how come you want
her maiden name?
312
00:16:30,229 --> 00:16:34,668
Oh. Well, I didn't want your
father to open it by mistake...
313
00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:37,304
...because I wanna send him
a separate thank-you note.
314
00:16:37,339 --> 00:16:38,768
Keep soaking!
315
00:16:38,807 --> 00:16:41,442
- There's no food in here!
- Get creative!
316
00:16:41,476 --> 00:16:44,512
Turn yourself into a hot dog,
if you have to!
317
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:46,281
Romano.
318
00:16:46,315 --> 00:16:48,550
Bingo. I'm in.
319
00:16:48,584 --> 00:16:51,253
Here it is.
It's still unread.
320
00:16:52,856 --> 00:16:55,157
Michael? Who's Michael?
321
00:16:55,192 --> 00:16:58,995
"Dear Tina,
I can't wait to see you again.
322
00:16:59,029 --> 00:17:01,530
I miss you and love you"?
323
00:17:01,565 --> 00:17:03,799
What are you doing?
324
00:17:03,834 --> 00:17:06,136
- Who's Michael?
- What?
325
00:17:06,170 --> 00:17:08,905
Do not play dumb with me.
326
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,640
I read the email from Michael.
327
00:17:10,675 --> 00:17:13,611
Michael's my brother.
You met him?
328
00:17:15,046 --> 00:17:17,081
Oh, right.
329
00:17:17,115 --> 00:17:19,228
- What's this?
- Don't look at that.
330
00:17:19,303 --> 00:17:21,371
Is this the email
you were talking about?
331
00:17:21,447 --> 00:17:22,353
I can't look!
332
00:17:22,387 --> 00:17:24,221
Man, this is long.
333
00:17:24,256 --> 00:17:27,191
Foghorn, Speedy...
334
00:17:27,225 --> 00:17:30,661
Whoa. You really laid
into those gophers.
335
00:17:30,696 --> 00:17:32,596
Oh. Here we go.
336
00:17:32,631 --> 00:17:35,570
"I know I've said
a lot of terrible things...
337
00:17:35,609 --> 00:17:38,076
"...about a lot of terrible people...
338
00:17:38,201 --> 00:17:41,743
...but I've saved the terriblest
for my girlfriend Tina."
339
00:17:43,704 --> 00:17:46,714
"I have known many deranged
people in my life...
340
00:17:46,784 --> 00:17:49,752
...but I've never encountered
the kind of profound...
341
00:17:49,799 --> 00:17:52,893
...mental instability
that she possesses."
342
00:17:52,979 --> 00:17:55,686
Tina Russo is a psychopath."
343
00:17:55,721 --> 00:17:57,321
It's worse than I thought.
344
00:17:57,355 --> 00:17:59,533
"She may have everyone else fooled...
345
00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:01,291
...but I know the truth."
346
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:05,196
"Why else would the kindest,
most beautiful...
347
00:18:05,230 --> 00:18:08,426
"...generous, and intelligent
woman in the world...
348
00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:10,879
...go out with someone like me?"
349
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:17,415
- I love you.
- What?
350
00:18:17,629 --> 00:18:19,097
You're not gonna kill me?
351
00:18:19,142 --> 00:18:21,019
Ehh. Call me crazy.
352
00:18:21,053 --> 00:18:23,084
Actually, I called you a psychopath.
353
00:18:23,178 --> 00:18:26,957
Now, where's my catered dinner?
354
00:18:31,196 --> 00:18:34,565
Bugs! You got out of the well!
355
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:38,770
- What?
- Oh, but your tooth is all jacked up!
356
00:18:38,804 --> 00:18:40,905
You're not getting in this photo!
357
00:18:40,939 --> 00:18:43,908
Oh, I'm getting in that photo!
358
00:19:06,593 --> 00:19:08,260
I knew I'd get in that photo.
359
00:19:08,322 --> 00:19:10,841
And...send.
360
00:19:11,252 --> 00:19:12,904
Oh! I deleted it!
361
00:19:12,938 --> 00:19:15,273
Was that your apology email?
362
00:19:15,580 --> 00:19:18,115
Nah. It was something
I promised I'd send to Porky.
363
00:19:18,237 --> 00:19:19,753
I bet he forgot all about it.
364
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:23,970
Besides,
365
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:26,438
I don't need to apologize to anyone.
366
00:19:26,508 --> 00:19:29,720
Ever heard of the expression
"Time heals all wounds"?
367
00:19:29,754 --> 00:19:31,889
Oh, hey, grandma.
368
00:19:31,923 --> 00:19:33,858
Oof.
369
00:19:34,726 --> 00:19:36,293
You'll be all right.
370
00:19:36,327 --> 00:19:38,261
Time will heal that.
371
00:19:43,781 --> 00:19:46,135
I loved this book.
372
00:19:46,169 --> 00:19:49,338
When Alex stood in front
of Rebecca's front door--
373
00:19:49,372 --> 00:19:52,074
Woman: Oh! And he didn't have
the courage to knock?
374
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:54,176
Oh! Heartbreaking.
375
00:19:54,210 --> 00:19:58,549
I--I was sobbing.
Yosemite, what did you think of Alex?
376
00:19:59,293 --> 00:20:01,828
Excuse me for just a moment.
377
00:20:06,457 --> 00:20:09,092
- So good, really.
- I really loved it.
378
00:20:10,486 --> 00:20:13,564
You wanna know what I think of Alex?
379
00:20:13,599 --> 00:20:15,099
Well, I...
380
00:20:15,469 --> 00:20:17,403
...think he's pathetic!
381
00:20:17,437 --> 00:20:19,739
I mean, that's your protagonist?
382
00:20:19,774 --> 00:20:22,039
There's no arc to that character!
383
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:24,125
What obstacle did he overcome?
384
00:20:24,188 --> 00:20:26,223
What was his emotional journey?
385
00:20:26,319 --> 00:20:29,522
In fact, the only thing
that's more pathetic than Alex...
386
00:20:29,579 --> 00:20:32,648
...is this book club!
Now, get out!
387
00:20:32,754 --> 00:20:36,089
Get! Get!
And don't forget your books!
388
00:20:36,123 --> 00:20:38,959
Yosemite Sam is back!
389
00:20:38,993 --> 00:20:41,528
Yee-haw!
390
00:20:41,596 --> 00:20:46,352
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Hey, Piper. There you are.
I been looking all over for you.
393
00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:18,664
You're crazy