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Give me a wrench.

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- Porky!
- Huh?

3
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Oh, sorry, I was studying.

4
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Studying?

5
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[Stuttering] Yeah,
I went back to school.

6
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Oh, boy.

7
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I figured the catering business
can be such a roller coaster.

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It's good to keep your options open.

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Besides, I've always loved school.

10
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You know, for two people

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that spend a lot of time together,

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we really have nothing in common.

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Ah, that should do it.

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What were you fixing?

15
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Nothing. But women love
a guy who works on his car.

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Are those Bugs' gloves?

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Gotta protect my delicate hands.

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Women love a man with a soft touch.

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What you winkin' at?
Don't you wave at me!

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Well, most women.

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Corrections by honeybunny
Sync by www.addic7ed.com

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Daffy!

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- What's up?
- Where are my gloves?

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Oh, I washed them.

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Why would you wash them?!

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Because they were covered
in grease and oil.

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You're welcome!

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My gloves are dry clean only!

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- I said I was sorry.
- No, you didn't.

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Look, let's not split hairs.
Why do you even wear gloves?

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Because, I've always
worn them. It's who I am.

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Why do you wear that thing
around your neck?

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Grand mummy, one day when I'm grown,

34
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will you give me your pearls?

35
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I wear this for medical reasons.

36
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They've shrunk!

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You shrunk my gloves!

38
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But what would I expect
from someone named "Daffy"?

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What's that supposed to mean?!

40
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I got to have some gloves
in here somewhere.

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What's wrong with my name?

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Look it up.

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[Typing]

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"Daffy--adjective.

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Foolish, insane,
brainless, crazy."

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[Gasps] This explains so much!

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No wonder I've always been
treated with such disdain;

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why no one's given me
the respect I deserve!

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It certainly can't be
because of my manner

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or anything I've done.

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It's because of my name.

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I have to change my name!

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Good-bye, Daffy!

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Hello...

55
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Ah, well, I'll think of something.

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Do these gloves look weird?

57
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Daffy?

58
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How do you say "taco" in Spanish?

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Taco.

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Ta... co.

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How do you say, uh, burrito?

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- Burrito.
- What?!

63
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So Spanish and English
are the same? That's crazy.

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Ehh.

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I, uh, I think you push it.

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Hey, Bugs, where you been?

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I've been waiting a half an hour.

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I got lost.

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What do you mean you got lost?
You come here all the time.

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I know, uh, I don't know
what's wrong with me.

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Oh, you poor thing.
Let me get you a glass of water.

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Or, as they say in Spanish,

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a glass of water.

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Hola, senor Bugs.
Can I get you the usual?

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Huh? Oh, yeah, sure.

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The usual.
What's my usual?

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A personal carrot pizza.

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Carrot pizza?

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Who puts carrots on pizza?

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Are you ok?
You seem strange.

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I just don't feel like myself.

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I--I don't know what it is.

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Here you go, bun bun.
Where are your gloves?

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[Gasps] My gloves!

85
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I'm not myself
because I don't have my gloves!

86
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Oh. Well, I have
an extra pair in my purse

87
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if you want to borrow mine.

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What are these?

89
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Pearls.

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- Pretty, huh?
- I can't wear these!

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I've gotta get my gloves back.

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Ooh, maybe Daffy will want these.

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They'll match his necklace.

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Eh, can I help you?

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This isn't the parking lot.

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I've gotta get my gloves back.

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[Panting]

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These are all baby names.

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I don't want people
thinking I'm a baby.

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They're not just for babies.

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That's usually when
people get their names.

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Let me see.
What about John?

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John? John Duck?

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That sounds like jaundice!

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Like I'm all yellow and sickly.

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How about William?

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William? Willie?

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Silly-Willie-daffa-dillie?

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Who would say that?

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All the kids on the playground.

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What playground are you on?

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I don't know why
you're making such a big deal

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out of your name, anyway.

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[Scoffs] Easy for you to say!

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You don't know what it's like
to have your name

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be a source of ridicule
and embarrassment.

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You've got it easy!
Your name's Porky--

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Well, you'd make a good John.

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John pig.

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Strong.

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Oh, there's my political
science teacher.

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Professor Johnson!

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Professor.

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Professor Duck.

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You've got to respect that.

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I'm afraid we don't carry
white gloves for men anymore.

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What? Why?

128
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Well, because it's not the 1800s.

129
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But I need them!

130
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We can special order them,
but it might take a while.

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Do you have any other gloves?
I really need a pair of gloves!

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Well, it's summer, so we don't
have that many options.

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Just get me a pair of gloves!

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[Chuckles]

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Where are the fingers?

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It's all they had.

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Now, thanks to you, I'm this guy.

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Daffy, where's the remote?

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Daffy. Hello, Daffy!

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Ohoh, I'm sorry.
Were you talking to me?

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Because if you were,
my name's not Daffy.

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Check this out.

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You got a wallet?

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Not that. This.

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- Porky's credit card?
- What?

146
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No, not that. This.

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Professor Duck?

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I changed my name.

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Daffy, Professor is not a name.

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It's a title--
that you have to earn!

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I did earn it.
By going down to the courthouse

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and paying 14 bucks.

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Well, I used Porky's credit
card. So what do you think?

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I think I'm gonna get a tattoo.

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What? Why?

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I don't know.
I just feel like it.

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Sorry if that hurts.

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I didn't know you started.

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Thanks for driving me to class.

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I didn't know how I was going to
get the cake there in one piece.

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Who's it for?

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My teacher.

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Each tier represents
a branch of government.

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This tier represents
the legislative branch,

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this tier is executive branch,

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and this is the judiciary branch.

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Again. We have
nothing in common.

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Professor Johnson!

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I've got a surprise for you.

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Is it another cake
that somehow represents

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whatever we talked about
in the last class?

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The nine gumdrops
are the supreme court justices.

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Even their gavels are edible.

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Ooh, I better get inside

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before someone gets the
seat closest to your desk.

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Oh, thanks for the ride, Professor!

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- You're a Professor.
- That's what they call me.

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How would you
like to take over my class?

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- What?
- That pig is driving me crazy.

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Please! There are only
a few classes left.

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All you've got to do
is follow the lesson plan.

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You'll figure it out.
You're a Professor.

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Professor Johnson!

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Don't forget about our pop quiz today!

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I'm begging you.

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Beat it.
You're in my chair.

187
00:09:01,408 --> 00:09:03,876
- But I was just--
- Leaving.

188
00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:10,016
Ain't nobody heard
of service around here?

189
00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,650
Hey, senor Bunny!

190
00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:13,452
What's with the shouting
and the double negatives?

191
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Cool it, pops.

192
00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:16,955
I'm just blowing off some steam.

193
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Pops?! Who you calling pops?

194
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Just bring me a slice, old man.

195
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I'm not bringing you anything.

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You know what, get out of here.

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I reserve the right
to refuse service to anybody.

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I don't want your stupid pizza anyway!

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Hey, watch where you're a'goin'!

200
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Or what?

201
00:09:37,677 --> 00:09:38,944
Uh... nthin'.

202
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Anyone else?

203
00:09:44,318 --> 00:09:46,519
That's what I thought!

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[Door opens]

205
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Huh? What?

206
00:09:55,830 --> 00:09:59,567
All right, class, settle down.

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00:09:59,601 --> 00:10:00,901
[Groaning]

208
00:10:00,936 --> 00:10:03,003
My name is...

209
00:10:03,038 --> 00:10:05,473
Professor Duck.

210
00:10:05,507 --> 00:10:07,642
That doesn't look right.

211
00:10:07,676 --> 00:10:10,044
Ah, one "F", two "S".

212
00:10:10,079 --> 00:10:12,313
That's weird.
I've got to memorize this.

213
00:10:12,348 --> 00:10:15,483
Professor Johnson has asked me
to take over your class.

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00:10:15,517 --> 00:10:18,319
So for the next few weeks,
I will be your guide

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00:10:18,353 --> 00:10:24,926
as we journey to a wonderful
place known as...

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Political science.

217
00:10:27,863 --> 00:10:31,066
No, you may not use the restroom.

218
00:10:31,100 --> 00:10:33,168
Let's see what we're learning today.

219
00:10:33,202 --> 00:10:34,736
What are you doing?!

220
00:10:34,771 --> 00:10:36,371
I'm teaching your class!

221
00:10:36,406 --> 00:10:37,773
You're not a teacher.

222
00:10:37,807 --> 00:10:41,343
Excuse us for a moment.

223
00:10:41,377 --> 00:10:43,411
Now just because you changed your name

224
00:10:43,446 --> 00:10:44,913
doesn't make you a Professor.

225
00:10:44,947 --> 00:10:47,015
Then why do I have
a classroom full of students

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00:10:47,049 --> 00:10:49,551
waiting for me to go back
in there and teach them?

227
00:10:49,585 --> 00:10:51,719
Because I shouted your name
across the parking lot

228
00:10:51,754 --> 00:10:54,488
and my teacher must have thought
you were a real Professor.

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00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:57,491
- Professor.
- Professor.

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00:10:57,525 --> 00:10:59,426
Please don't blow this for me!

231
00:10:59,460 --> 00:11:03,697
You don't understand. Things like
this don't happen to Daffy Duck.

232
00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:06,366
But Professor Duck has a chalkboard.

233
00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,368
Elbow patches!

234
00:11:08,403 --> 00:11:10,437
Glasses!

235
00:11:10,471 --> 00:11:13,741
I don't know.
It's unethical.

236
00:11:13,775 --> 00:11:15,509
- I'll give you an "A".
- Deal.

237
00:11:16,645 --> 00:11:20,782
I can't see out of these things.

238
00:11:20,816 --> 00:11:23,284
[Revving motor]

239
00:11:23,318 --> 00:11:25,253
I'll take it!

240
00:11:25,287 --> 00:11:27,522
[Tires squealing]

241
00:11:46,610 --> 00:11:49,345
Meep meep!

242
00:11:52,783 --> 00:11:55,519
Meep meep!

243
00:12:09,299 --> 00:12:10,878
All right, class.

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00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:14,937
Today we'll be focusing
on the executive branch,

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specifically the presidential cabinet.

246
00:12:18,308 --> 00:12:20,743
Now, as we all know,

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the president
is a very important person.

248
00:12:23,814 --> 00:12:26,716
So it would only be fitting
that his cabinet

249
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would be made of very expensive wood.

250
00:12:30,254 --> 00:12:32,956
Probably a mahogany or a cedar.

251
00:12:32,991 --> 00:12:34,358
Definitely not pine.

252
00:12:34,392 --> 00:12:37,495
Pine would be more
for a vice president cabinet.

253
00:12:37,529 --> 00:12:41,632
Now, what's the president
got in there?

254
00:12:41,667 --> 00:12:45,670
This is one of the greatest mysteries

255
00:12:45,704 --> 00:12:48,739
in all of political science.

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00:12:48,774 --> 00:12:51,910
And though it remains unsolved,

257
00:12:51,944 --> 00:12:54,912
I have a theory!

258
00:12:54,947 --> 00:12:57,181
It's not a cabinet at all.
It's a portal.

259
00:12:57,216 --> 00:12:59,651
A portal that transports the president

260
00:12:59,685 --> 00:13:02,053
wherever he wants to go.

261
00:13:02,087 --> 00:13:03,788
The grocery store, the gym,

262
00:13:03,822 --> 00:13:06,424
maybe his favorite
frozen yogurt place.

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00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:08,660
[Engine revving]

264
00:13:08,694 --> 00:13:11,563
What on earth is going on out there?!

265
00:13:11,598 --> 00:13:14,633
[Tires squealing]

266
00:13:18,138 --> 00:13:20,039
What has gotten into him?

267
00:13:20,074 --> 00:13:22,776
Hey, hey! Get out of here!

268
00:13:22,810 --> 00:13:25,178
My kids are trying to learn!

269
00:13:25,213 --> 00:13:29,616
You want to throw your life
away? That's your prerogative!

270
00:13:36,290 --> 00:13:38,959
That's what happens
when you don't stay in school.

271
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,155
Thanks for letting me
do my laundry over here, mom.

272
00:13:49,252 --> 00:13:52,488
Don't they have a washer/dryer
at your apartment building?

273
00:13:52,522 --> 00:13:53,856
They do, but it takes coins.

274
00:13:53,890 --> 00:13:56,058
And I used up all my coins
making this shirt.

275
00:13:58,662 --> 00:14:02,164
Oh, mom, I think something's
wrong with your dryer.

276
00:14:02,199 --> 00:14:04,867
Who is that?

277
00:14:04,901 --> 00:14:08,004
[Vehicle approaching]

278
00:14:08,038 --> 00:14:09,706
[Tires squealing]

279
00:14:09,741 --> 00:14:11,942
[Engine revving]

280
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,481
[Gasps] It's Bugs!

281
00:14:17,515 --> 00:14:19,216
That's not the Bugs I know.

282
00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:21,518
That's not the Bugs I know, either.

283
00:14:21,552 --> 00:14:24,121
But I kinda like it.

284
00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:27,257
Where do you think
you're going, young lady?

285
00:14:27,291 --> 00:14:28,458
Wherever he'll take me!

286
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,894
I forbid you to go out
with that hoodlum.

287
00:14:30,929 --> 00:14:32,529
But daddy, I love him!

288
00:14:32,564 --> 00:14:34,498
Go to your room!

289
00:14:34,532 --> 00:14:36,500
I don't even live here anymore!

290
00:14:36,534 --> 00:14:39,236
Well, then, go to your old room

291
00:14:39,270 --> 00:14:41,505
that your mother turned into
her scrapbooking room!

292
00:14:41,540 --> 00:14:44,275
[Sobbing]

293
00:14:44,309 --> 00:14:46,644
[Door opens and closes]

294
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:50,948
Get off my property, Thugs Bunny!

295
00:14:50,982 --> 00:14:52,716
Bun bun!

296
00:14:52,751 --> 00:14:55,452
I'll come back for ya.

297
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:05,162
You know, we were young once.

298
00:15:07,231 --> 00:15:09,433
[Crying]

299
00:15:11,502 --> 00:15:13,436
[Crickets chirping]

300
00:15:13,471 --> 00:15:16,106
[Classical music playing]

301
00:15:19,576 --> 00:15:22,078
That doesn't look like
it's got enough red marks.

302
00:15:22,112 --> 00:15:23,980
Maybe I'll circle this,

303
00:15:24,015 --> 00:15:26,283
maybe three question marks here.

304
00:15:26,317 --> 00:15:30,921
"X" this out, underline
this real aggressively.

305
00:15:30,955 --> 00:15:33,357
What do I do here?

306
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:35,692
Oh!

307
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:37,361
Frowny face.

308
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:41,265
Better luck next time, Melanie.

309
00:15:41,299 --> 00:15:43,701
[Motorcycle approaching]

310
00:15:51,978 --> 00:15:54,780
[Gulping]

311
00:15:58,652 --> 00:16:02,055
[Record scratching]

312
00:16:05,593 --> 00:16:08,728
[Rock music playing]

313
00:16:08,762 --> 00:16:11,864
[Rock music playing loudly]

314
00:16:20,039 --> 00:16:22,440
[Music stops]

315
00:16:22,475 --> 00:16:25,143
How about a little respect?

316
00:16:25,178 --> 00:16:26,545
You're not the boss of me.

317
00:16:26,579 --> 00:16:29,481
Go ahead, run away.

318
00:16:29,516 --> 00:16:31,383
You don't understand me!

319
00:16:31,417 --> 00:16:34,353
No one understands me!

320
00:16:40,293 --> 00:16:41,626
[Engine revving]

321
00:16:41,661 --> 00:16:43,562
You're not gonna find

322
00:16:43,596 --> 00:16:46,164
what you're looking for on the streak.

323
00:16:46,199 --> 00:16:47,766
How do you know?

324
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:51,936
Because I used to be just like you.

325
00:16:51,971 --> 00:16:56,608
I wasn't always
a respected member of society.

326
00:16:56,642 --> 00:17:00,278
In fact, I used to be
so wild and crazy,

327
00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:01,913
they actually called me "Daffy".

328
00:17:01,947 --> 00:17:04,015
Why should I trust you?

329
00:17:04,050 --> 00:17:06,718
Maybe you shouldn't.
But give me the chance.

330
00:17:06,752 --> 00:17:09,087
Come to class tomorrow,
8:00 A.M.

331
00:17:09,121 --> 00:17:11,522
[Tires squealing]

332
00:17:22,802 --> 00:17:24,970
[Clock ticking]

333
00:17:25,004 --> 00:17:27,372
[Bell ringing]

334
00:17:27,406 --> 00:17:31,309
All right, class.
I guess that's everyone.

335
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:36,380
Today we're gonna talk
about checks and balances.

336
00:17:39,917 --> 00:17:43,086
Room for one more?

337
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:46,289
Always.

338
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,598
Ok.

339
00:17:54,633 --> 00:17:58,302
Checks. Money. Balances.

340
00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:01,705
Balancing on a tight rope.

341
00:18:01,740 --> 00:18:03,607
He makes it, gets a check.

342
00:18:03,642 --> 00:18:05,743
These are high buildings,
probably for a million dollars.

343
00:18:05,777 --> 00:18:08,378
[Cheers and applause]

344
00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:12,650
I learned a lot in there today.

345
00:18:12,684 --> 00:18:14,385
Well, you've got a bright future.

346
00:18:14,420 --> 00:18:16,488
And don't ever let anyone
tell you different.

347
00:18:16,522 --> 00:18:18,490
Thanks again...

348
00:18:18,524 --> 00:18:19,992
Professor.

349
00:18:20,026 --> 00:18:21,994
Hey. You promise me
you'll keep up

350
00:18:22,028 --> 00:18:23,228
with your studies.

351
00:18:23,262 --> 00:18:26,031
He doesn't even go to school here!

352
00:18:26,065 --> 00:18:29,768
You promise me
you'll keep making a difference.

353
00:18:29,802 --> 00:18:32,404
He's not a real Professor!

354
00:18:32,438 --> 00:18:33,672
You know, it's funny.

355
00:18:33,706 --> 00:18:36,041
You dedicate
your whole life to academia,

356
00:18:36,075 --> 00:18:37,910
and you never imagine that one day,

357
00:18:37,944 --> 00:18:40,812
a student will walk into your class

358
00:18:40,846 --> 00:18:44,182
and teach you
the greatest lesson of all--

359
00:18:44,216 --> 00:18:46,017
Trust.

360
00:18:46,051 --> 00:18:47,985
Trust.

361
00:18:49,187 --> 00:18:51,255
Who are you guys?!

362
00:18:52,925 --> 00:18:55,826
Give me those.

363
00:18:55,861 --> 00:18:58,863
[Grunting]

364
00:18:58,897 --> 00:19:01,499
Glasses.

365
00:19:01,533 --> 00:19:03,067
Trust.

366
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:05,269
What are they talking about?

367
00:19:06,605 --> 00:19:09,774
Is that a flaming carrot?

368
00:19:14,380 --> 00:19:17,315
Where do you think you're going?

369
00:19:17,350 --> 00:19:18,616
Bugs is picking me up.

370
00:19:18,651 --> 00:19:20,384
You'll probably never see us again.

371
00:19:20,419 --> 00:19:21,952
We're probably going to join
a motorcycle gang

372
00:19:21,987 --> 00:19:23,754
and have a bunch of motorcycle babies.

373
00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:26,390
So... later!

374
00:19:26,425 --> 00:19:28,759
[Vehicle approaching]

375
00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:31,629
Have fun.

376
00:19:34,266 --> 00:19:36,334
[Gasps]

377
00:19:38,871 --> 00:19:40,972
Bugs?

378
00:19:41,007 --> 00:19:44,176
Look! My gloves
finally arrived.

379
00:19:46,579 --> 00:19:48,913
What happened to your bike?

380
00:19:48,948 --> 00:19:50,815
Oh, I sold it.

381
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,922
[Tires squealing]

382
00:19:59,826 --> 00:20:01,693
Be right down.

383
00:20:01,728 --> 00:20:03,829
Almost ready.

384
00:20:06,232 --> 00:20:09,368
Thanks, grand mummy.

385
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:15,641
And thank you, Lola.

386
00:20:18,512 --> 00:20:20,246
Ooh, don't go too fast!

387
00:20:20,281 --> 00:20:22,182
[Tires squealing]
Ooh!

388
00:20:27,855 --> 00:20:30,056
You gave me an "F"?!

389
00:20:30,091 --> 00:20:32,726
You said you'd give me an "A"!

390
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:34,729
I wanted to.
I really did.

391
00:20:34,763 --> 00:20:38,366
But I just didn't think you had
a firm grasp of the material.

392
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,568
Thanks a lot, Professor.

393
00:20:40,602 --> 00:20:43,103
- Oh, I'm back to Daffy.
- How come?

394
00:20:43,138 --> 00:20:45,572
Professor's too hard to spell.
Daffy's simple.

395
00:20:45,606 --> 00:20:48,942
D-a-f-y. Boom. Easy.

396
00:20:49,844 --> 00:20:51,578
Oh, here you go.

397
00:20:51,612 --> 00:20:53,279
My credit card?

398
00:20:53,313 --> 00:20:55,114
You're gonna notice
two $14.00 charges

399
00:20:55,149 --> 00:20:56,549
on there to the courthouse.

400
00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:59,552
Oh, and one $700 charge
to contemporary male.

401
00:20:59,586 --> 00:21:02,388
Corduroy sports coats are expensive.

402
00:21:02,853 --> 00:21:13,289
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