[indistinct TV chatter]
[door opens]
[whistle blows on TV]
- Unh. - What's up, doc?
I need to borrow your TV.
Beg your pardon?
I got a date with a cute little filly
and she's comin' over for movie night.
What's wrong with your TV?
It's a 1952 black and white set.
Ain't got no surround sound. Ain't got no high-definition.
I'm tryin' to impress her.
Sam, I'm not gonna help you lie to some girl
so you can trick her into dating you.
Fine.
Ooh, what about your Nobel Prize?
- That'd seal the deal. - No.
What kind of weirdo would pretend
to have won the Nobel Prize?
[camera shutter clicks]
Pretty good status update, huh?
'Oh, yeah. I'm gonna get a lot of likes on this one.'
[theme music]
[instrumental music]
I can't believe it. Zero likes.
Ooh, one comment.
"Isn't that Bugs' Nobel Prize?"
Consider yourself de-amigo'd, Speedy Gonzales.
We're here.
- Where? - The seminar.
You said you'd go with me.
Wieb Lunk, renowned motivational speaker.
His first book, "Walking Through Fire"
kept me goin' when I lost my accountin' job.
It's what motivated me to take up catering.
You're saying you need someone else to motivate you?
Pfft! That is so weak.
We parked so far away.
I don't think I can make it to the entrance. Hmm.
- Of course, you can. - You really think so?
- I believe in you. - Alright.
But just keep motivating me.
- You can do it. - Oh.
- You can do it. - 'Ohh. Ahh.'
- 'Almost there.' - 'Ahh.'
Are you ready to change your life?
Let's get one thing straight, bub.
I'm only here for free coffee.
This hokum only works on weak-minded suckers like you.
Whoa-ho-ho! That was amazing!
I'm a changed man.
I can't believe it took so long to see the light.
I'm excited to read his new book
"Spread Those Wings and Fly."
I can't wait to fly.
I mean, I've always been a little afraid of it
but like Wieb says, "It's now or never."
- I'm gonna sign up today. - Eh, for what?
- Flying lessons. - Daffy?
I think you're taking the title of the book too literally.
What are you talking about?
He must have said the word fly
about 100 times in there.
Fly means fly.
Which is exactly what I'm going to do.
You mean like..
Porky, I've told you I'm not that kind of duck.
I'm going to get my pilot's license.
I've already got a driver's license
and a cosmetology license.
That's two of the big five licenses.
The big five licenses?
Driver's license, cosmetology license
pilot's license, fishing license and license to kill.
I can't wait to get that one. Now, get out of my way.
- I never wanna see you again. - Eh, what?
Well, at least, for a while.
Wieb said to get rid of any friends or family
who don't support you.
Those people are toxic, like mold. You're mold, Porky.
You've been here this whole time slowly killing me.
I do support you.
I just think "Spread Those Wings and Fly" is a metaphor.
Really, for what?
For finding the courage to pursue your dreams
listening to your inner voice having the confidence
to try somethin' new and take risks.
Live boldly.
You are so dumb.
Dumb and toxic.
[instrumental music]
- Flying lessons? - It's in my genes, my blood.
I'm meant to fly. I'm a duck.
Birds are angels on earth.
You don't understand because you're a rabbit
a rodent, vermin. You're a garbage eater.
[whirring]
- What is that? - Lunk formula.
It's a mixture of synthetic carbs
and branch chain amino acids.
Wieb says it increases brain function.
gulp gulp gulp
Might wanna put another scoop in there.
I already cut Porky out of my life.
I can do the same to you.
I don't want to, I mean, you're the one with the house
and all the cool stuff, but I will.
[automated message] DVD 4.
"How high can you fly?"
Very high!
Right now, I want you to tell me
if you're satisfied with your life.
No!
Are you satisfied with your career?
No!
Satisfied in your relationships?
No. All no!
Then I want you to stand up and say it with me.
I'm gonna spread my wings and fly!
I'm gonna spread my wings and what?
Fly!
- What? - Fly!
- 'I-I can't hear you.' - 'Fly!'
- 'What?' - 'Fly!'
- What? - Fly!
Do you really need to be doing this right now?
Good point. I should get to bed.
Listen to my night time nuggets.
- Your what? - Night time nuggets.
They're little inspirational bullet points
that subliminally sink in while I sleep.
If you wanna watch the DVDs, go ahead.
- They'll change your life. - No, thanks.
Suit yourself. But you'll never soar my ground-bound friend.
You'll never be a lunkhead.
I don't wanna be a lunkhead.
Who wouldn't wanna be a lunkhead?
[instrumental music]
Wow. I feel so rested.
So invigorated.
Looks like a beautiful day to fly.
[door opens]
What are you wearing?
Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
- You don't have a job. - That's why I'm usually nude.
- Why is the front door open? - I don't know.
I think someone broke into the house.
[dramatic music]
- Is anything missing? - 'I don't think so.'
[gasps] My Nobel Prize!
- Unbelievable. - What?
That hillbilly leprechaun stole my Nobel Prize.
You know a hillbilly leprechaun?
Yosemite!
Yosemite knows a hillbilly leprechaun?
[pounding on door]
- Give it back. - Give what back?
My Nobel Prize.
Uh, I don't got your Nobel Prize.
- Sure, you don't. - Why do ya think I took it?
'Cause I came there yesterday and said I wanted it?
And you said, no, and I left angrily?
Or 'cause of my vast criminal record
which includes breakin' and enterin'?
Yep, either of those.
Well, I didn't steal your stupid prize.
Now, get off of my property
before I call the cops on ya for trespassin'.
thud
Which is also on my criminal record.
[instrumental music]
Okay. Mm-hmm. Thank you very much.
I really appreciate it.
They're sending me a replacement Nobel Prize.
I don't know why you want it back so bad.
As Wieb says "Clinging to past success
guarantees future failure."
Is that a night time nugget?
No, it's a daytime doodler. Very different.
How was your first day of flying?
I didn't even get in the plane. I failed the physical.
They said I had too many branch chain amino acids
in my bloodstream. I have to take it again tomorrow morning.
I'm going to bed.
Be sure and lock your bedroom window.
[instrumental music]
click
[music continues]
You're not gettin' my TV.
You know, paranoia is the opposite of power.
No, it's not.
All I'm saying is you need
to activate your trust magnets.
Just watch the DVDs.
[instrumental music]
My TV! Oh, that is it.
[knocking on door]
Oh, good. The cops.
Someone broke into my house last night
and stole my cowboy boots.
What are you talking about, where's my TV?
Oh, now, you're sayin' I stole your TV?
- You know you did. - Oh, I get it.
- You stole my cowboy boots. - What?
You stole from me, 'cause you think I stole from you.
Arrest him, officers. He stole my boots.
Tit for tat.
Well, I never titted, so you shouldn't have tatted.
Arrest him, I tells you!
Dispatch, it's just a neighborhood dispute
between a rabbit and a, uh..
...sort of like a hillbilly leprechaun. Over.
[engine revving]
I'm gonna keep my eye on you.
I'm a-gonna keep my eye on you.
Good, because I'm gonna keep my eye on you.
Not good.
'Cause while your eye's on me
my eyes are gonna be on you.
Well, great.
Because while your eyes are on me
and my eyes are on you, there's no way
with both of our eyes on each other's eyes
that you can steal any more of my stuff!
- Wait. What? - Just stay out of my house!
(man on radio) 'Alright, Daffy, you're clear for final approach.'
Check.
'Why'd you just open the cargo doors?'
Oh, is that what that does?
'Your nose is too far down, bring it up.'
The nose of the plane.
Oh, right.
You're too far east. Come west five degrees.
- Which way is west? - Your left.
Your other left.
You're comin' in too fast. Reduce your air speed.
What's my air speed?
It's on your air speed indicator.
- Can you be more specific? - You're headed for the trees.
Pull up. Pull up.
crash
Well, I think that went pretty well.
What do you say we do it for real?
You've had 19 crashes in a row.
Simulated crashes.
Look, I'm gonna be straight with you.
I don't think you're meant to fly.
[instrumental music]
I guess sometimes when you spread your wings
they get broken.
Wait a second.
Wieb says, "The only thing separating
I can't from I can is a T."
And that little thing before the T
that looks like a comma, but it's up instead of down.
I can fly. I don't need a teacher.
I don't need a license. I've got it all in here.
[instrumental music]
[whirring]
Nope, not that one.
[grunting] Oops.
What's this guy do?
Hey! Hey! Aah!
[whirring continues]
crash
Not bad for my first flight, huh?
[dramatic music]
I don't know why you're watching me, you're the thief!
You brought this on yourself.
You got trust issues!
Oh, I've got trust issues, alright.
Yeah. I trust you about as far as I can throw you.
Well, actually, I bet I could throw you pretty far.
So, let's just say, I don't trust you and leave it at that!
[grunts]
[glass shatters]
(Wieb on TV) 'The success pentagram.'
'The five points of the pentagram'
'are visualization, strategization'
'realization, execution and diet.'
What are you doing in here?
The TV in the living room was stolen
and I need to watch my DVDs.
Well, you don't need to be under the covers.
Wieb says information retention increases
the more comfortable you are.
And right now, I need to retain as much as possible.
(Wieb on TV) 'Does anyone here know anything'
'about branch chain amino acids?'
I was expelled from flight school.
Daffy, when are you gonna give up on all this nonsense?
Never. Just like the title of this DVD.
"Winners never quit and quitters always quit."
I am not giving upon my dream.
One way or another, I will fly.
Congratulations, flight attendants.
You know there are male flight attendants?
I like the height that the heels give me.
[instrumental music]
(woman on radio) 'Please pay close attention'
to the following important safety information.
To fasten your seatbelt, place the flat metal end
into the buckle and tighten by pulling on the strap.
Your seatbelt should be fastened low and tight across your hips.
Ugh!
[instrumental music]
[crying]
[sizzling]
[laughing]
(Daffy on PA) 'Welcome to New Orleans where it's a cool 65 degrees.'
'We know you have a choice when flying'
'and so, on behalf of our flight crew'
'we'd like to thank you for flying with us today.'
'And hope to see you again on your next journey.'
Oops. Don't forget your coat.
Hope you got a good rest.
Okay, ladies. We're in New Orleans.
- What do we do first? - What are you talking about?
What do you mean? Bourbon Street, girl.
Let's ditch these heels and have some fun.
Daffy, we have to fly back to California.
We have 20 minutes to clean and prep the cabin for takeoff.
But it took six hours to get here.
It'll take another six to get back.
That's the whole day.
That's the life of a flight attendant.
[door opens]
Where have you been?
- New Orleans. - Are you wearing a skirt?
Yeah, but it's the heels that'll kill you.
I'm going to bed.
We're supposed to fly to Boston in the morning.
Well, Phoenix, then Boston.
This girdle doesn't help, either.
[instrumental music]
clatter clatter
thud thud
Yosemite.
He took my laptop?
Yosemite.
(Yosemite) 'What were you doin' in my house?'
I wasn't in your house, but you were in mine.
What? No, I wasn't.
I was sound asleep when I heard a noise
and saw my record player was stolen.
I went outside to see what's what
and I sees you sneakin' around.
This is ridiculous. Just give me my stuff back.
I told you I ain't got your stuff.
Now, stay out of my house, rabbit.
thud
Oh, this means war.
[instrumental music]
[snoring]
(Wieb over headphone) 'You deserve to have everything you've ever wanted.'
'Just get up right now and go take it.'
'It's yours. It's all yours.'
'All you have to do is take it.'
'Take what you want. Take it! It's yours.'
[grunts]
[snoring]
Aah! Ohh! Ooh!
Boy, you wouldn't believe the dream I had last night.
'You were trying to kill me.'
Well, I'm off to Phoenix.
No, you're off to our neighbors
to return their stuff you stole.
blink blink
Huh. That's another dream I had.
It wasn't a dream.
Those night time nuggets helped you spread your wings
and fly, alright. Right into people's houses.
Wow. The Lunk mess is more powerful than I thought.
[doorbell rings]
Ugh. My replacement Nobel Prize.
Huh. Now you've got two of 'em.
Here you go.
Told ya I wasn't the thief.
I owe you an apology.
What's this?
[gasps] Aw, you shouldn't have.
Sorry that it has my name on it.
Nah, I got an electric sander that'll take that right off.
thud
[instrumental music]
- What are we doin' here again? - I don't know.
Porky's invitation said it was a surprise.
Did I miss it?
I thought you were going to Boston?
Nah, I've quit being a flight attendant.
I mean, I wanna fly, but it's a lot of work.
What? I like the heights.
Uh, hello, everyone.
Thank you all for coming.
I've recently attended a self-help seminar.
Which taught me the importance
of stepping outside of my comfort zone
and trying new things.
It was about flying! It's so sad.
It's like he's incapable of getting it.
So tonight, I'm gonna do something
I've always wanted to do
but I've been too scared to try.
[clears throat]
[operatic singing]
[applause]
He is definitely not a lunkhead.
(Daffy) 'Whoo-hoo!'
'Now, this is the kind of flying'
'I was meant to do.'
'I wish I'd discovered this sooner.'
- 'What a thrill!' - 'Careful!'
(Porky) You're going too high!
Porky, you got to try it.
This is what Wieb was talking about!
Not that sad cattle wallowing you were doing!
Porky! Hold the front!
Your airspeed is too low.
Pull that throttle! And push on the stick!
Push on that stick!
splash
Mm-mm-mm.
When pigs fly.
[instrumental music]
[theme music]
Don't let anybody tell you, "That's all, folks!"
There's always more, you just gotta ask for it.
Now, spread those wings and fly!