1 00:00:04,205 --> 00:00:06,507 - He's a huge, awesome robot. 2 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:09,110 All he'd have to do is yank on the warp engine nacelles. 3 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:12,513 - Okay, that's like saying a dude could fight a boat! 4 00:00:12,546 --> 00:00:13,781 - Guys, just... 5 00:00:13,814 --> 00:00:16,684 Can't we do this in a girl-free zone? 6 00:00:16,717 --> 00:00:18,686 - So, how was your date last night? 7 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:22,723 - Ah! Amazing. Kurt is so McYummy. 8 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:24,492 We went out for dinner, and then we went 9 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:28,362 to go see Super Dead IV. It was... perfect. 10 00:00:28,396 --> 00:00:30,364 - Do you mean regular date perfect, 11 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:35,669 or vampire date perfect? - You know I don't bite and tell. 12 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:39,507 - He's a robot in disguise! 13 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,642 He'd just show up as a harmless truck. 14 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:44,345 - In space?! [Rory sighing] 15 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:45,813 - Hey Coach. - What are you doing Coach? 16 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:47,415 - Say goodbye, boys. 17 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:51,119 Time to put this old relic into storage. - But, 18 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:53,621 isn't that, like, the only trophy this school has ever won? 19 00:00:53,654 --> 00:00:55,356 - Yes, but it, uh, 20 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:57,691 it sends the wrong message, you know? 21 00:00:57,725 --> 00:00:59,860 Winning isn't everything. Yeah, sure, 22 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:02,230 our teams come last in points, but, 23 00:01:02,263 --> 00:01:05,433 oh, boy, we come first in so many other important areas. 24 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:09,470 - Yeah, like... point... avoiding? 25 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:12,640 - That is one sad trophy case. 26 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:15,809 - Here, can you hold that for a second? - Yeah, sure. 27 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:21,815 - Oh! Nerd alert! 28 00:01:21,849 --> 00:01:25,553 Get a haircut, Bevo. - What'd you do that for? 29 00:01:28,156 --> 00:01:30,324 - Wait, you can see me, mop top? 30 00:01:30,358 --> 00:01:34,428 - Yeah. I... I guess. Who are you? 31 00:01:34,462 --> 00:01:38,332 - Uh, well, I am a winner, kid. 32 00:01:38,366 --> 00:01:40,334 That's probably why you don't recognize me. 33 00:01:40,368 --> 00:01:42,336 I was the best coach this school ever had, 34 00:01:42,370 --> 00:01:45,406 right before it was overrun by nerds, like you nerds. 35 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:46,907 - Who are you calling nerds? 36 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,377 - Why don't you transform and roll out, dumblebee? 37 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:51,712 - Y... you're a warp ten butthead! 38 00:01:51,745 --> 00:01:55,683 - Okay, point taken. So... what do you want? 39 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:58,919 - First I'd like to thank you for letting me out of that there trophy. Feels great 40 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:03,191 to be free after 30 years! Now I can finally do things like this. 41 00:02:03,224 --> 00:02:06,160 - Ah! 42 00:02:06,194 --> 00:02:07,761 [Laughing] 43 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:11,799 - Space theme, huh? I would have guessed Spiderman. 44 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:17,338 - She's the girl next door 45 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:20,808 Nice but not in a heart that's pure 46 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:23,844 She's the girl next door 47 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:28,182 Just for me 48 00:02:28,216 --> 00:02:31,585 What you get is what you see 49 00:02:31,619 --> 00:02:35,256 No more "Maybe it's Maybelline" 50 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:41,695 She can give you everything you need 51 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:44,298 She's the girl next door 52 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:48,502 Nice but not in a heart that's pure 53 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:51,439 She's the girl next door 54 00:02:51,472 --> 00:02:56,310 Just for me 55 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:02,883 - Ah. Here he is. Coach Ed. 56 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:05,653 Says he was the gym teacher 30 years ago. 57 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:07,788 - He's ancient. 58 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:10,224 - Is he here right now? 59 00:03:10,258 --> 00:03:12,426 - Well... 60 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:14,795 - Nice sandwich, halter-top. 61 00:03:14,828 --> 00:03:18,366 - I'll... take that as a yes. 62 00:03:18,399 --> 00:03:19,933 Jerk! 63 00:03:19,967 --> 00:03:21,735 - Yep. 64 00:03:21,769 --> 00:03:25,406 There must be some way to stop him or get him to move on. 65 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:27,908 - Fat chance. I ain't going anywhere. 66 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:30,278 - He jammed you in good! 67 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:32,413 I may have to dislocate one of your shoulders 68 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:35,816 to get you out. Is that okay? - No! 69 00:03:35,849 --> 00:03:38,286 [Ethan groaning] 70 00:03:40,288 --> 00:03:43,691 - Come on, Benny. Aren't there any spells to get rid of ghosts? 71 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,959 - Nice try. My curse is ten times stronger 72 00:03:45,993 --> 00:03:48,996 than any little weenie magic show. You may as well just give up now. 73 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:50,798 - What is your deal? 74 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:52,833 Is this all about that dumb trophy? 75 00:03:52,866 --> 00:03:55,803 - [Echoing voice]: That trophy is not dumb! 76 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:58,539 That trophy represents this school's finest hour! 77 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,808 This school's only fine hour! - Okay, fine! 78 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:03,677 If I get it back in the case, will you leave me alone? 79 00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:05,379 - The only way I'm moving on 80 00:04:05,413 --> 00:04:07,448 is if you bring me a shiny new trophy. 81 00:04:07,481 --> 00:04:09,683 - Ha! Me? 82 00:04:09,717 --> 00:04:14,455 Win a trophy? For sports? 83 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:16,857 No way. Not in a million years. 84 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:18,959 - A million years? Pssh! I can do that. 85 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:20,794 Bang. 86 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:22,863 [Laughing] 87 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:25,533 Some things just never get old. 88 00:04:28,736 --> 00:04:31,472 - Congrats on keeping your pants on. 89 00:04:31,505 --> 00:04:33,307 - Yeah. About that... 90 00:04:33,341 --> 00:04:35,543 I have this ghost gym coach after me. 91 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:37,645 He lives to humiliate nerds. 92 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:40,013 - Oh, no. Nerds being humiliated? 93 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:42,483 In school? Oh, my goodness. 94 00:04:42,516 --> 00:04:46,587 - Didn't you hear me? This is a ghost--an evil spirit. 95 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:50,891 - I heard, but it's a ghost. I can't punch, kick, or bite it. 96 00:04:50,924 --> 00:04:54,362 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm busy. 97 00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:57,331 - Oh, okay, well, I just thought-- 98 00:04:57,365 --> 00:04:59,333 - [Ed]: That girl's way out of your league. 99 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:02,636 Now him, on the other hand, that's more her speed. 100 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:04,572 - [Ethan]: I can't believe it. 101 00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:08,409 Besides that, I mean. 102 00:05:08,442 --> 00:05:11,779 [Whistling] - Kurt "The Hurt" Lochner. 103 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:16,484 Conway Collegiate's three-time city wrestling champ. 104 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:18,986 - See, now that guy is a guy's guy. 105 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:21,489 If I was coaching you, I'd turn you into him. 106 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:24,792 Or at least into, uh, less of you. 107 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:28,095 - Forget it, okay? I can't help you. 108 00:05:30,097 --> 00:05:32,800 [Typing] 109 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:36,804 - So tell me something. 110 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:40,841 What exactly is this inner tube, uh, web, uh, net? 111 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:42,710 It's a bunch of tubes, right? 112 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:45,713 - It's a global network of computers and data servers. 113 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:49,650 It can take you anywhere in the world to find any information you want. 114 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:52,786 - Mmm. We had something like that back in my day. 115 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:54,722 We called it "shoes". 116 00:05:54,755 --> 00:05:57,591 They'd take you places to speak to people face to face. 117 00:05:57,625 --> 00:06:01,695 But enough of this. You wanna win me a trophy or not? 118 00:06:01,729 --> 00:06:04,798 - Hey, Benny. Any luck? 119 00:06:04,832 --> 00:06:07,000 - Oh, yeah. Here, take this. 120 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:11,739 We are gonna get the first ever ghost-splosion captured on camera. 121 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:13,741 Where is he? 122 00:06:13,774 --> 00:06:16,444 - Uh, he's right there. 123 00:06:16,477 --> 00:06:19,613 - Galga deselphador... zek recantor... 124 00:06:19,647 --> 00:06:22,483 - Cut it out, Sugar McVersey. I'm warning you. 125 00:06:22,516 --> 00:06:24,051 - ...zoolin maphrak! 126 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:32,059 [Ed growling] 127 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:36,630 - So you wanna play hardball, huh, boy? 128 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,802 - No! Just stop! 129 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:43,937 - That is so not cool, ghost dude! 130 00:06:43,971 --> 00:06:46,707 - These are mint in-box! 131 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,510 - I'm sorry, man. I really thought it would work. 132 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:51,479 Maybe you should just give this psycho what he wants. 133 00:06:51,512 --> 00:06:53,113 - Haircut here makes a lot of sense. 134 00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:57,117 - No. Forget it. It's not gonna happen. 135 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:59,520 - Uh, bye, ghost guy. 136 00:06:59,553 --> 00:07:04,191 Nothing personal about the whole gala deselphador thing, right? 137 00:07:04,224 --> 00:07:05,793 - Be seeing you. 138 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:08,061 [Door closing] [Sighing] 139 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:10,964 - So, honey, how was school? 140 00:07:10,998 --> 00:07:14,702 - Uh, learning, books, you know. Lunch... 141 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:17,905 - [Ed]: Here we go. Oh, oh, my bad. 142 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:22,242 - This chicken's just... too good to eat. 143 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:23,911 - Just... just relax. 144 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:26,814 Relax. It's all... it's all part of puberty. 145 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:30,551 - Don't even think about it! Let go! 146 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:33,621 - [Mom]: Oh! 147 00:07:33,654 --> 00:07:35,088 - [Ethan]: Sorry... 148 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:46,700 - Ah! Ugh... 149 00:07:46,734 --> 00:07:50,838 - Nice. If only your school had a face-plant team, you'd be a trophy magnet. 150 00:07:50,871 --> 00:07:53,907 By the way, your nerd box has been beeping for the last six minutes. 151 00:07:57,711 --> 00:07:59,980 - It's an email from Sarah. 152 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:03,884 "Are you free Saturday night? Keep it open." 153 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:06,119 What's that about? 154 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:09,189 - What do you mean, what's that about? That's a date, boy! 155 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:12,593 Makes no sense to me either, but it says it right there on the inner tube web net. 156 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:14,895 - Date? Really? 157 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:17,731 - Yep, that's a date. Just you and her. 158 00:08:17,765 --> 00:08:19,800 And me. 159 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,969 - You stay away from Sarah! 160 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:24,838 And... quit bugging me! 161 00:08:24,872 --> 00:08:27,608 I've been teased by jocks since grade one, 162 00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:31,879 so I don't care how many wedgies or chicken legs you use. 163 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:36,049 If you're such a famous coach, you should be able to tell when you're gonna lose. 164 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:39,019 - [Echoing voice]: Lose? Me? 165 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:41,889 Never. 166 00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:44,257 I play to win. 167 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:50,864 [Normal voice]: One of the winning techniques I utilize is that of visualization. 168 00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:55,168 Let us visualize your future, shall we? 169 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:59,272 It's ten years later, shortcake, and guess what? 170 00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:01,809 You're still living at home. How impressive is that? 171 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:04,011 Let me tell you: not very. But, hey, 172 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,614 at least you got a job. Check out your new uniform. 173 00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:09,783 - I work at McFingers? 174 00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:11,952 - Hey, who else is gonna hire you after you got kicked out 175 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:15,322 of college for filling your prof's convertible with doggy doo? Of course, 176 00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:20,828 you didn't do that. I did, but, heh, it really doesn't matter now, does it? 177 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:23,964 - Make sure you clean the grease trap tomorrow, son. 178 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:26,166 - [Future Ethan]: Get off my back, old man! 179 00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:29,102 - Dad works at McFingers too? - [Ed]: Yep. 180 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:31,639 Ever since he got fired for insurance fraud. 181 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:33,907 I accidentally set your house on fire. 182 00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:37,344 - What?! - Yeah. 183 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:39,179 - Mom too? 184 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:44,785 - Dinner's here. I got your favourite. 185 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:46,186 [Coughing] 186 00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:49,823 Sausage fingers. And for dessert... 187 00:09:49,857 --> 00:09:52,392 ...iced cream fingers! 188 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:55,295 Let's roll out! 189 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:58,632 [Coughing] [Snoring] 190 00:09:58,666 --> 00:10:00,400 - You put Benny in a wheelchair?! 191 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:03,403 - Me? No, no, he's the one who bought that turbo unicycle. 192 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:06,874 All I did was cut the brake line. 193 00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:09,409 You're seeing it now, ain't ya? 194 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,278 You're gonna ruin your life, 195 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:13,881 and theirs. 196 00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:17,718 - No! I don't believe it. It's a lie! 197 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:19,987 - [Sarah]: Hey. We're... 198 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:23,724 ...off on a romantic wrestling tour of France. 199 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:26,226 Could you ask Ethan to mansion-sit for us again? 200 00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:28,195 - [Ethan's dad]: Yeah. 201 00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:31,364 - Come on, baby. Let's go. 202 00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:34,101 - Sarah... 203 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,103 ...marries Kurt? 204 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,138 - And his abs. 205 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:42,109 - Okay, you win. I'll win your stupid trophy! 206 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,211 For wrestling. 207 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:49,783 I'm gonna beat Kurt "The Hurt" Lochner. - Whoa, kid. 208 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:54,254 I'm just trying to put you on a podium, not in a coffin. 209 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:55,889 But I like your gusto. 210 00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:59,092 Tonight, you rest. 211 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:01,862 Tomorrow, we wrestle! 212 00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:11,271 - Hey, Mr. G? Could I be on the wrestling team? 213 00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:15,042 - Oh, sure you can. I mean, if you believe you can. 214 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:20,881 Here, why don't you go ahead and fill that out right there. 215 00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:23,917 - So, uh, this means I can wrestle Kurt "The Hurt" Lochner, right? 216 00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:25,786 - Oh, I'm afraid so. 217 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,921 Uh, if you could just make sure to fill out 218 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:31,792 the emergency contact and the blood type part of the form there. 219 00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:34,394 Yeah. - Blood type... 220 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,764 - [Erica]: What... 221 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,766 ...do you think you're doing? 222 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:40,768 - Uh... I was... just-- 223 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:43,270 - I know. You were spying on him. 224 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:45,739 You think I turned him, don't you? 225 00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:48,041 Trust issues, much? 226 00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:50,778 Some friend! - I was just-- 227 00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:53,046 - Meh! - Erica! 228 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,447 [Sighing] 229 00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:57,317 - Hey. 230 00:11:57,350 --> 00:12:00,320 Ooh! Very nice. - Thank you. 231 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:14,234 - [Benny]: I kept watching, and there they were-- talking, 232 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:19,039 laughing, very, very close. Intimate, even. 233 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:25,078 In fact, one might even say they were... knoodling. 234 00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:27,480 - I can barely tell what I'm looking at. 235 00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:29,482 You're a pretty crummy artist. - What? 236 00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:33,320 Videos won't work with vampires, so I did my best. 237 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:36,423 - Ugh! That's it. 238 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,926 I'm gonna teach that pretty boy a lesson. 239 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:41,428 I'll be a wrestling... machine! 240 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:44,131 The Wrestle Max Mark Five! 241 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:46,366 [Grunting] 242 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,435 Ugh! [Panting] 243 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,841 - Oh, what, you just gonna let gravity own you like that? 244 00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:56,043 Keep pushing, boy! 245 00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:59,246 [Sighing] - Go away. 246 00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:03,416 Oh! Ah! 247 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:09,222 - In the spirit of non-competition, 248 00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:13,393 I pledge to be a non-partisan referee for tonight's match, 249 00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:18,866 so, uh... well, may every man win, or, uh... 250 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,036 ...at least survive. 251 00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:28,041 Representing Conway Collegiate, we have Kurt "The Hurt" Lochner. 252 00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:30,610 [Applause and cheering] 253 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,546 - Yeah! Conway! Woo! - Okay, all right, 254 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:36,316 and representing White Chapel High, we-- 255 00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:37,384 - Wait. 256 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:42,089 From a land of fear and nightmares 257 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:45,158 comes a warrior born to destroy. 258 00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:49,462 He speaks only violence. He knows only hatred. 259 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:53,166 His headlock is a crime against humanity! 260 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,035 Behold... 261 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:58,105 ...the Ethanatorrrrr!! 262 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,609 [Booing] 263 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,449 - Okay, guys, if we can get you to... 264 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:12,886 ...to shake hands here, that'd be nice. 265 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,387 [Crunching] 266 00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:17,190 - Do your catchphrase! Do it! 267 00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:21,228 - Prepare to be Ethanized! 268 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:26,299 - You're not gonna like these apples. 269 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:27,968 [Cheering] 270 00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,903 - Even his catchphrase is better! 271 00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:34,107 - Here's my pep talk, sunshine: win that trophy. 272 00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,642 Or else! 273 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,612 [Whistle blown] 274 00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:42,882 - All right, Kurt, get ready to-- 275 00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:46,386 - Woo! 276 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:49,089 - Ah... This won't end well. 277 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,891 - Let's go, baby! Woo! Woo! - [Benny]: I hope not. 278 00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:57,264 - Say cheese! 279 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:23,656 [Ethan groaning] - There's your friend. 280 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,725 See you in round two, dork. 281 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:29,162 [Ethan groaning] 282 00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:30,998 - Take a seat, dude. 283 00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,465 - You survived a whole round 284 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:35,202 without him breaking your spine in half. Nice! 285 00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:39,572 - Sorry, dude, but for a guy in agony, you make some hilarious faces. 286 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:42,709 - Ethan, are you insane?! You don't know what you're up against. 287 00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:46,213 This guy is unstoppable. - I guess that's why you like him. 288 00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:48,481 - What? I don't like him. 289 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:51,651 - Come on. I saw you watching him, talking, 290 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:54,354 laughing, knoodling. - Mad knoodling. 291 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,489 - Noodle what? 292 00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:58,625 Look, I thought Erica turned him 293 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:01,294 into a vampire, so I was watching him. 294 00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,563 I even checked his neck for bit marks-- 295 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:06,299 which was hard since he's so ticklish-- 296 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,301 but I do not like him. 297 00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:11,371 - You can't win by points anymore. 298 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:16,376 You're gonna have to pin him to win. - I have to pin him? Impossible. 299 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,278 - How about some magic? 300 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,747 Let's see how well he wrestles with worms in his ears, huh? 301 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:24,351 - No magic. You got to beat him fair and square or the deal's off. 302 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:27,154 - No magic. We can't cheat. 303 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:29,389 - Then think of something. 304 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:33,693 Everybody has a weakness, right? Just find it and exploit it. 305 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,628 - [Ethan]: Ah! 306 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:39,666 - Maybe you need a little heart. 307 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,340 [Groaning weakly] 308 00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:55,048 - Just please stop. Leave me alone. 309 00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:58,785 - Looks like he's practicing new ways to beg for mercy. Smart! 310 00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:02,522 - It's no use. I can't win. 311 00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:05,158 I've never won a fight. Ever. 312 00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:08,828 - False. Remember that time in grade two when I took 313 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:13,200 your Pokemon lunchbox? You whipped me good. I almost cried. 314 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,668 - Grade two... 315 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,704 That gives me an idea. 316 00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:20,307 Thanks, Benny. 317 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:21,741 [Whistle blown] 318 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,446 - Come on! Come on! 319 00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,653 Let go of me. Dude, are you... 320 00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:36,656 ...are you hugging me? 321 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:38,491 - I'm wrestling old school. 322 00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,593 Oakwood Elementary, to be exact. 323 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:44,431 - The snuggy bear hug! He's got it locked on. There's no escape! 324 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,866 - Hugging is not cool. Let go! 325 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:50,503 - Fine. Time to go for the jugular. 326 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,239 [Grunting] 327 00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:54,307 And somebody told me you were ticklish. 328 00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:58,511 [Kurt laughing] - [Kurt]: Stop! Stop! 329 00:17:58,545 --> 00:18:02,215 Stop! I really can't break your hugs. 330 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:05,218 [Laughing] [Whistle blown] 331 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,620 - He who laughs last, loses! 332 00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:10,857 - Our new... champion! 333 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:14,127 [Cheering] 334 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,631 - I did it... 335 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:21,801 I did it! It's curtain for Kurt "The Hurt" Lochner! 336 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,636 - Well done, Ethan. 337 00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:27,507 But remember, it's not about winning, right? 338 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,776 - Woo! Yeah! 339 00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:33,246 - Curtain for Kurt "The Hurt"! - Total bro! 340 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:36,783 - That's it?! No, no, no. You got to be kidding. 341 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,351 - Oh, yeah. 342 00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:40,887 I won the trophy. Time to move on, Coach. 343 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,422 A deal's a deal. 344 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:45,592 - Bear hugs? Tickling? Come on! 345 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,594 You took this for a joke, spice cake, 346 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,662 so you can forget it. The deal's off! 347 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:53,166 I'm gonna be on you until the end of time. 348 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,635 - He's backing out of our deal. - What? 349 00:18:55,668 --> 00:19:00,407 He can't. A supernatural pact is binding in all dimensions! 350 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:03,376 - Tough tortillas! I ain't goin' anywhere. 351 00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:06,913 And you nerds can't make me. 352 00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:09,382 Oh, crud... 353 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,651 But maybe those nerds can. 354 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,520 - [Ethan]: What? What is it? 355 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:16,589 - I've crossed a lot of nerd souls in my day. 356 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:20,593 And I suppose those souls had to go somewhere. 357 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,195 Well, behold. 358 00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:24,864 The Locker of the Damned. 359 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:32,772 [Ed groaning] But I just had that pudding bath! 360 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:39,746 [Yelling] 361 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:47,987 - [Kurt]: Hey, you know what? 362 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:52,259 I will not be beaten by a geek! [Grunting] 363 00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:58,765 - Update: 364 00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:01,701 you got beaten by a geek AND a girl. 365 00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:04,571 Go get yourself a new shirt. 366 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:09,309 - Thanks, but... I could have taken him. 367 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:13,480 So, uh... about Saturday night... 368 00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:16,249 - Oh, that. I thought if Kurt was a vampire, 369 00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:19,452 I'd need backup to take him down, but we're all good now. 370 00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:21,821 - Right. Yeah. Good. 371 00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:26,326 Good... I thought it was something like that. 372 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,628 - But... if we're not catching vampires, maybe... 373 00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:31,498 ...we could go catch a movie? 374 00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:35,535 - Yeah, cool. Should have the feeling back in my fingertips by then. 375 00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:41,408 [Chopping] 376 00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:47,814 [Screaming] [Chopping] 377 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:52,985 You gotta admit, watching Skull Stealers III 378 00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:56,323 beats having to shake and stake a vamp any day. 379 00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:57,290 - Just slightly. 380 00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:59,859 [Cell phone ring tone] 381 00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:02,462 Oh, hey, hold on a sec. 382 00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:04,797 Hey, Erica. Thanks for calling back. 383 00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:06,899 I'm really sorry for not trusting you earlier. 384 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:09,636 I feel awful. - All is forgiven. 385 00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,838 Best friends forever, remember? 386 00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:19,546 Now, I hate to dial and dash, but date number two is currently in progress. 387 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:21,481 Lates. 388 00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:26,919 - Now, what's that, uh, 389 00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:29,356 surprise you wanted to show me, huh?