1 00:00:06,207 --> 00:00:09,677 [PA system announcement and background chatter] 2 00:00:11,279 --> 00:00:13,381 - Pff! Look at this! 3 00:00:13,414 --> 00:00:15,649 It's like opening day for Revenge of the Sith 4 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:17,385 all over again! 5 00:00:17,418 --> 00:00:19,653 You know, minus the stormtroopers. 6 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:23,324 - My mom thinks I should donate. She says my blood is special. 7 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:27,495 I think it's exactly why I should keep it where it belongs: in my veins. 8 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:31,232 - Dude, she has to say your blood is special. She's your mom! 9 00:00:31,265 --> 00:00:33,234 Anyway, the reason you don't give blood is 'cause 10 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:35,269 you're too scared of needles, you big chicken! 11 00:00:35,303 --> 00:00:38,539 - I'm not afraid! I just don't like them. 12 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:40,808 [Background chatter] - Right, the same way 13 00:00:40,841 --> 00:00:44,312 you don't like the commercial with the dancing crackers? 14 00:00:44,345 --> 00:00:46,447 It freaks you out! - It does not! 15 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:49,217 Okay? I'm just uncomfortable with eating things that dance. 16 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:52,486 Plus, I don't see you rushing to donate. 17 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:55,389 - Uh, yeah. They can lift your entire genetic code from one drop! 18 00:00:55,423 --> 00:00:58,526 But what is someone cloned me? No way am I... 19 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:01,795 - Oh my God! - Ow! 20 00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:06,600 [Background chatter] - Then again... 21 00:01:06,634 --> 00:01:08,869 I could stand to lose a pint or two, 22 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:10,838 if you know what I'm saying, I mean... 23 00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:12,440 Come on! 24 00:01:12,473 --> 00:01:15,176 Unless, of course, you're too chicken? 25 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:17,578 [Clucking like a chicken] 26 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:19,847 - I'm not a chicken! I'm a hawk! 27 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,849 With huge talons 28 00:01:21,882 --> 00:01:23,717 and laser eyes! 29 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:26,654 [Background chatter] 30 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:31,659 [Feebly]: I just... have to... 31 00:01:31,692 --> 00:01:34,495 talk to Sarah! 32 00:01:34,528 --> 00:01:36,497 About something. 33 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:38,499 - Fine. 34 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:40,801 More nurse time for me, then. 35 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:45,173 - Whew! Hey, Sarah. - What's up? 36 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:47,908 - Not much. You okay? 37 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:50,878 - Sure! I'm fine! Why? Don't I look okay? 38 00:01:50,911 --> 00:01:54,648 - You have, like, half a bag of chips on your face. 39 00:01:54,682 --> 00:01:57,585 - Fine! - Seeing all this blood is really getting to you huh? 40 00:01:57,618 --> 00:02:01,522 - It's like letting contestants from The Biggest Loser lose in a chocolate factory! 41 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:05,859 - Do you need help? I could be, like, your diet buddy. 42 00:02:05,893 --> 00:02:09,763 - It's Erica I'm worried about. She doesn't have much self-control, and if-- 43 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:11,665 - Hey, Sarah. 44 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,668 Cookie? 45 00:02:16,904 --> 00:02:20,774 - She's the girl next door 46 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:24,445 Nice, but not in a heart that's pure 47 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:27,481 She's the girl next door 48 00:02:27,515 --> 00:02:30,618 Just for me 49 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:33,354 What you get 50 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:35,223 Is what you see 51 00:02:35,256 --> 00:02:37,825 No more maybe it's may believe 52 00:02:37,858 --> 00:02:39,693 She can give you 53 00:02:39,727 --> 00:02:43,331 Everything you need 54 00:02:45,433 --> 00:02:47,801 She's the girl next door 55 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:51,972 Nice, but not in a heart that's pure 56 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:54,942 She's the girl next door 57 00:02:54,975 --> 00:02:57,745 Just for me 58 00:03:04,452 --> 00:03:07,255 [Background chatter] 59 00:03:07,288 --> 00:03:10,891 [Machines beeping slowly] 60 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:15,396 - A student volunteer? That is so devious! 61 00:03:15,429 --> 00:03:18,232 Hmm! Kind of clever. 62 00:03:18,266 --> 00:03:20,801 - I know, right? 63 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:22,803 So, when are you gonna take a sip? The sooner we get past 64 00:03:22,836 --> 00:03:25,873 this whole awkward phase of our friendship, the better. 65 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:29,610 - I don't eat humans. Sorry if that's awkward for you. 66 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:32,380 [Heartbeat] 67 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:40,721 - What's the deal with Sarah? - It's the smell. 68 00:03:40,754 --> 00:03:43,524 She's scarfing junk food to dull the craving. 69 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:47,395 - Mortal foods won't satisfy her hunger. That's Vampire 101. 70 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:48,962 - You better keep an eye on her. 71 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:51,932 And our other fanged friends as well. 72 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:55,903 - Dude, if anything bad happens, we must rescue the nurses. 73 00:03:55,936 --> 00:03:59,473 I am saving that one! [Background chatter] 74 00:03:59,507 --> 00:04:01,542 Called it. 75 00:04:05,313 --> 00:04:08,916 - I've got to get me one of those! Hey! 76 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:11,051 You're a big, strong guy. 77 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:13,487 You've got one more pint for me? 78 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:17,458 - Annie, keep the line moving. I'm off to the truck. 79 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:23,297 - Truck? Full of blood? 80 00:04:23,331 --> 00:04:25,299 Is it Vampire Christmas already? 81 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:27,335 Ooh, could be risky! 82 00:04:27,368 --> 00:04:30,037 I need a gullible little monkey to steal it for me! 83 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:31,872 - Oh, baby! 84 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:34,442 A blood vending machi-- - Shh! 85 00:04:34,475 --> 00:04:37,411 - Sweet! 86 00:04:37,445 --> 00:04:39,880 - How would you like to go on a secret mission? 87 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:42,916 [Whispering]: Here's the plan. - They're up to something. 88 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:45,686 I'm gonna try to get closer. 89 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:51,859 [Moaning and falling with a thud] 90 00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:54,895 - Ethan? [Nurse gasping] 91 00:04:56,964 --> 00:05:00,601 Well played, young padawan. Well played. 92 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:03,003 - Ugh! No! No! No! 93 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:05,873 Don't do this to me! 94 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:07,875 - You do realize 95 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:11,712 you could end your pain with one teensy little sip? 96 00:05:14,448 --> 00:05:17,084 - That blood is meant to save lives, you know. 97 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:19,953 - Well, duh! Mission accomplished. 98 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:23,357 Ah! See? No screaming. 99 00:05:23,391 --> 00:05:26,927 - Right. Until you get caught. We'll see who screams then. 100 00:05:29,397 --> 00:05:32,433 - Oh! No problem. 101 00:05:32,466 --> 00:05:34,067 Five-second rule. 102 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:36,670 - I... am strong enough 103 00:05:36,704 --> 00:05:39,707 to fight this craving! 104 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:44,745 After I eat this chip. 105 00:05:48,716 --> 00:05:51,652 - You're not actually thinking of coming back, are you? 106 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:54,087 'Cause I seriously doubt you could top that faint. 107 00:05:54,121 --> 00:05:57,558 - Did Spock give up when he watched Vulcan sucked out of existence 108 00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:59,393 [by a single drop of red matter?] 109 00:05:59,427 --> 00:06:02,162 - Sorry, dude. You're on your own. Later. 110 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:04,765 - Ugh! [Background chatter] 111 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:06,634 Sarah! 112 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:09,537 Hey, you're doing okay with the whole... 113 00:06:13,641 --> 00:06:15,643 - Don't say it. 114 00:06:17,645 --> 00:06:19,813 - So, after you're done for the day, 115 00:06:19,847 --> 00:06:21,815 what's say we grab a quick za? 116 00:06:21,849 --> 00:06:24,852 - I'm just here for the blood. 117 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,090 - Fine. 118 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:32,493 I'll just- I'll just bleed, then. 119 00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:35,629 - Now you're getting it. Sweetie. 120 00:06:35,663 --> 00:06:37,598 [Moaning in pain] 121 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:41,435 [PA announcement in the background] 122 00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:46,607 - Hey, Ror. - I can't tell you anything. 123 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:50,177 Erica would kill me. Though I already said too much. 124 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:53,481 [Gasping] Not cool! 125 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:57,017 - What's up with Count Darkula? 126 00:06:57,050 --> 00:06:59,520 - Sounds like Erica's pulling his strings. 127 00:06:59,553 --> 00:07:01,855 - Oh, so she's the puppet master! 128 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:03,891 - I bet they're after the blood! 129 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:07,160 - Hmm, the crimson nectar! Time to call in the big gun! 130 00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:10,163 - If you mean Sarah, she's got enough on her plate today. 131 00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:12,900 It's time you and I got our hands dirty! 132 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:15,168 - Good thing I brought hand sanitizer! 133 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:18,506 You were speaking metaphorically, weren't you? 134 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:20,708 Gotcha! 135 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:27,648 - Hey. - Dude, I told you! Lips sealed. 136 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:30,484 - It's not that. I just have a quick question. 137 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:33,253 If you could be anyone for one day, who would it be? 138 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:35,255 Thor or the Hulk? 139 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:38,859 - Thor is a Norse god, with a magic hammer 140 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:42,062 than can summon lightning from the heavens! 141 00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:44,932 [Beeping] The Hulk is a big green doofus 142 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:47,668 with purple short shorts. 143 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:49,837 Next time, at least try to make it challenging. 144 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:52,205 - 'Muchos' gracias, amigo! 145 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,208 - Say what? 146 00:07:56,510 --> 00:08:00,213 - GPS is in place. We can now track Rory's position at all times. 147 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:03,551 [Satisfied sigh] - Well, I never thought I'd say this, 148 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:05,986 but let's spend the day following Rory around. 149 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:14,728 - Do you have a plan for the truck? 150 00:08:14,762 --> 00:08:16,129 - Yep! 151 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:19,032 And it's tight, see? 152 00:08:19,066 --> 00:08:21,101 The spaceship is the blood truck. 153 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:24,071 I'm the mini marshmallow. You're the red cinnamon heart. 154 00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:26,907 Because you're red hot. 155 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:30,210 So, you wait over here, out of sight, 156 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:33,747 while I attack the truck and remove anyone crazy enough to get in my way! 157 00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:37,250 [Fighting yells] - Ahem. 158 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:41,254 - But, you know, I won't get mooshed up like that. 159 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:43,724 We get in and take off with the blood! 160 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:47,260 - Great. That is... fine. 161 00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:49,062 Do you have my laundry? 162 00:08:49,096 --> 00:08:51,999 - Hecks yeah! Cleaned and pressed. 163 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:54,635 [Short laugh] - You're the best! 164 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:58,071 - Thanks. Oh, so soft! 165 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:02,309 - Duh-duh-duh-duh! Surveillance music! 166 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:04,912 Duh-duh-duh! Spyin' on you! 167 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:08,215 - Benny! Knock it off! - He's just doing her laundry! 168 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:09,950 - Looks like it. 169 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:12,352 But why was he showing her that model spaceship? 170 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:15,923 - Ah, gee, I don't know! How many times has he brought toys over to your place? 171 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:18,659 - You're right. - Mm-hmm. 172 00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:22,195 - Anyways, the clinic's closing. I think our work here is done. 173 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:24,297 - You want to come over and play Robo Zombie? 174 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:27,801 I used a cheat code to unlock a new brain grade! 175 00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:31,304 - Uh... - But we can still monitor his GPS signal from there. 176 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:35,108 - Deal. We've earned it. [Short laugh] 177 00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:37,310 Uh, you go ahead. 178 00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:39,346 I'll catch up, okay? 179 00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:45,653 Hey, Sarah, hold up. - Hey, Ethan. 180 00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:47,655 Sorry. I've been a bit moody today. 181 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:50,190 - Um, no, I totally get it. 182 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:54,194 But you'll be happy to know that Benny and I held down the fort while you were gone. 183 00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:56,930 The blood is safe. - But at what cost? 184 00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:59,066 Maybe we should have just let Erica have it. 185 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:03,336 I mean, better blood bags than body bags, right? - Wow! 186 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:06,940 I guess that follows a certain vampire logic. 187 00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:09,109 You okay? 188 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:11,378 - Yeah. Kinda. 189 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:14,314 Nothing a dozen powdered doughnuts won't cure. 190 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:17,751 Are you heading out? - Um... 191 00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:21,822 No. I have to see a nurse about a chicken. 192 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:27,761 [Background chatter] 193 00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:33,734 - Now's your chance! Go! - You got it, hot stuff! 194 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:35,736 - Don't call me that! - Good idea. 195 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:38,271 Switching to alternate codenames, sweet cheeks! 196 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,307 [Erica sighing] 197 00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:44,912 [Suspense music] 198 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:51,018 - Thor's beard! 199 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,285 - Hey. 200 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:55,255 I know I missed last call, 201 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:57,991 but I got a pint of blood just sloshing around inside me. 202 00:10:58,025 --> 00:11:01,028 If you want it, I... promise I won't faint. 203 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,963 - Come on. 204 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,169 - What is taking so long? 205 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:11,104 [Gulping sound] 206 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:16,877 [Hello! Earth to moron!] 207 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:19,312 [Videogame sounds] 208 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:22,149 - What are you doing 209 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,151 behind the school, Rory? 210 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:27,220 Let's see what the security camera has to say. 211 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:38,298 [Satisfied sigh] - Huh? 212 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:41,068 - Hey! What gives? That's my blood! 213 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:43,470 - I was, uh, just making sure 214 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:45,973 it was good enough for your lips, my sweet. 215 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:50,343 - What's going on here? - Back off, sweetie, 216 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:53,713 or these blood bags won't be the only things getting drained. 217 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:58,351 [Laughing] 218 00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:01,454 Not exactly the reaction I was going for. 219 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:04,391 - Before you do it, could you give me, like, a 3-count? 220 00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:06,093 No, no, 5. 221 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:08,295 A 5-count would be great. 222 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:10,430 [Cell phone ringing] 223 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:13,233 Benny-- 224 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:16,436 - Dude, Rory and Erica are gonna hit the donor van behind the school. 225 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:19,172 - This won't hurt a bit. 226 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:28,248 Relax. I don't bite. 227 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,984 - Promise? 228 00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:38,291 - You're a nurse. So you know what these little babies can do to a jugular. 229 00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:41,194 [Rory gasping] 230 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:44,431 - Wait 'til you see what happens when those babies are all grown up. 231 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:47,901 - She's one of us? - Wow. Did not expect that. 232 00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:50,838 - No. - You have broken one of our oldest laws. 233 00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:53,140 Trying to steal food from your own kind? 234 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,508 The Council will make sure you pay for this. 235 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,510 - Like a vampire fine? 236 00:12:57,544 --> 00:13:00,080 Just give the ticket to pasty face here. 237 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,315 I'm sure he's good for it. - Huh? No, not me. 238 00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:05,552 - Hey! What? Hey, let us out! 239 00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:07,287 - How much blood do you take? 240 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:10,157 - How much do you have? 241 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:13,293 [Short laugh] Just a pint. 242 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:17,197 [Relieved sigh] - Annie, we're leaving. Now. 243 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,932 - Maybe next time. 244 00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:21,969 It's a shame, too. 245 00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,971 You smell... 246 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:26,940 hmm... interesting. 247 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:30,177 - Annie! Let's go! 248 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:33,013 - You can, uh, help yourself to a cookie on the way out. 249 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:40,053 - Ethan? - Okay, we've got big trouble. 250 00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:44,124 Those nurses, they're vampires. I just had a vision. 251 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:48,128 - What is that smell? It's amazing! 252 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,163 [Heartbeat] 253 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,533 Is that your blood? 254 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,535 It smells so good! 255 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:58,271 Like, really, really good. 256 00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:00,273 - Thanks? 257 00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,409 Here. [Short laugh] 258 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:04,444 Have a cookie. Take two. 259 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,889 - What? Seriously? I ran for nothing? 260 00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:19,492 [Catching his breath] - Benny? 261 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,962 - Ethan! You hung up on me! 262 00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:24,464 - Later! Right now, we have vampire nurses to deal with! 263 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:28,668 - Vampire nurses? All right! That's worth running for. 264 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,972 Wait. Where's Rory and Erica? 265 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:34,274 - We figured out they were planning to rob the blood truck. 266 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:36,409 [Electronic noises] - Okay. Okay. 267 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:38,645 Rory's on the move - and fast. 268 00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:41,381 He's either flying or... - Or he's on that truck! 269 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,516 And Erica's probably still with him. 270 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:47,320 - They're in danger. Vampires are super territorial! 271 00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:50,657 - We gotta grab our gear and go after them - fast. 272 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:55,395 - How is this door so strong? 273 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:58,265 - Looks like we're trapped, alone, together, 274 00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:01,268 just the two of us, for who knows how long! 275 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,203 - Are you seriously enjoying this? 276 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,405 - Well, let's see. 277 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:08,375 You, me, a tight space filled with primo plasma... 278 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:11,278 Hecks yeah, I'm enjoying this! 279 00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,947 Have you ever noticed 280 00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:16,049 how, in romantic comedies, 281 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,952 the guy and girl start off fighting, then things change 282 00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:22,155 between them and they end up sucking face by the end credits? 283 00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:25,658 Let's say we just skip to the end, baby! 284 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,496 - Somebody get me a wooden stake! 285 00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:33,700 [Electronic noises] - Look what I found. 286 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:36,303 These blood-sucking nurses have over 30 towns on their route. 287 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:39,272 They've been running this scam for years. But they wouldn't run 288 00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:42,542 much longer if everyone knew they weren't real nurses. 289 00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:44,544 We can use that info against them. 290 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:47,014 - You mean, like, to bore them to death? 291 00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:50,117 Could work. Anyway, we gotta go - now. 292 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,052 Rory and Erica are in trouble, 293 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:54,721 and I think Sarah's downstairs eating all of your frozen meat. 294 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:03,030 - I'm so tired of playing it safe! 295 00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:05,498 Why can't we have a little fun with these two? 296 00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:08,501 - You know the rules. We have to take them to the Council. 297 00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:11,638 - The Council? They don't need to know. 298 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:15,242 It's not like these two noobs would put up much of a fight anyway. 299 00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:16,676 - Maybe they won't. 300 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:21,248 - But we will. 301 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:24,051 - You! - Yeah. That's right. 302 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:26,753 Us! - Yeah. And me! 303 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:30,357 Too. I'm- I'm Benny. 304 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,459 We met earlier. 305 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,461 I'm the one who didn't pass out. 306 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,464 - Benny, get to Rory and Erica. 307 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,466 Sarah and I'll hold them off. 308 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,035 Mostly Sarah. 309 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:47,374 [Fighting yells] 310 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:52,345 - Let my friends go or you nurses are gonna need a doctor! 311 00:16:57,150 --> 00:17:00,753 - Don't move! One blast of holy water and it's all over! 312 00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:13,633 [Catching her breath] 313 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,535 - You're not a real vampire yet. 314 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:18,505 By the way, you smell like junk food. 315 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:21,108 - When I... catch my breath, 316 00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:23,176 you are so dead! 317 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:28,815 [Sarah moaning] 318 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,720 - What now, fledgling? 319 00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:41,261 - Good thing one of us is an expert with a vast electronic-- 320 00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:44,297 [Moaning in pain] 321 00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:49,302 - What is that? Is that your blood? 322 00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:51,304 - Yeah. 323 00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:53,440 It's all you're gonna get. 324 00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:56,709 [Taking a whiff] - Mmm! You don't know what you're full of, do you? 325 00:17:56,743 --> 00:18:00,147 - Benny's had some ideas about that. 326 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,482 - Your blood is H-deficient - one in a million. 327 00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:06,353 A single pint is worth more than everything in that truck. 328 00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:09,189 - How about a trade? 329 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:11,624 One pint of my blood in exchange for my friends. 330 00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:14,761 And you leave Whitechapel forever. 331 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,364 - Why bargain? We'll take it. - Done! 332 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:20,800 - What? - Annie, why must you do everything the hard way? 333 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:24,271 If you let me up, I'll get to work. 334 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:26,739 - Yeah, and I'll give you all my computer passwords, too! 335 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,608 No. 336 00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:31,878 If my blood's coming out, Sarah does the job. 337 00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:35,882 I trust her. [Sarah moaning] 338 00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:39,886 - I don't know what it is: I barely eat anymore, but I'm even gassier as a vampire! 339 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:43,256 It was so bad that my mom-- - Shut up! 340 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:47,260 What would it take to shut you up? I will do anything! 341 00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:48,928 - Huh? 342 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,198 - Okay, it's okay. You know... 343 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:54,734 I know it's hard, but you just have to-- 344 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,304 - Done. Now take it, 345 00:18:57,337 --> 00:19:00,273 and get out of here. 346 00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:02,575 - Hmm! 347 00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,711 You're a walking blood bank, kid. 348 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:07,714 What's stopping us from making more withdrawals? 349 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,716 - This, for one thing. 350 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:13,220 One click and I email the details of your little scam 351 00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:16,856 to every school in a thousand-mile radius. 352 00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:19,592 No one's gonna roll out the blood-red carpet for you again. 353 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:25,265 - Behold... the power... of technology! 354 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,300 [Electronic noises] 355 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:37,777 Doorus openus! 356 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,514 [Sighing] 357 00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:48,255 - This isn't what it looks like. 358 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,624 He wouldn't shut up! 359 00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:54,627 Kissing him actually seemed less annoying. 360 00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:57,364 [Sighing] - Ugh! 361 00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:59,866 I'm surrounded by vampire noobs! 362 00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,901 Let's get out of here. 363 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:08,241 - So, uh, you two need a ride home? 364 00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:11,244 - No! We're good. 365 00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:14,514 It's nice out, and, uh, we could use the... 366 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,549 flight practice. 367 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,424 [Slapping sound] Ow! What was that for?! 368 00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:28,295 - Well, something tells me Rory wasn't trying too hard 369 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,297 to open that door. 370 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,499 - Doorus openus? 371 00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:35,902 - Stupidus doofusus? 372 00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:42,575 - Come on! We could make a fortune selling your blood to vampires! 373 00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:44,977 - Nuh-huh! No more needles! Not ever. 374 00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:47,447 - We can cast a fear-reversal spell. 375 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,516 - No thanks! I value my life. 376 00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:51,718 - Turn one goldfish inside out 377 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,853 and all of a sudden you're Lord Voldemort. 378 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:57,390 - Hey, Sarah. No chips today? 379 00:20:57,424 --> 00:21:00,927 [Sighing] - Yeah, the whole bloodless thing was intense. 380 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:04,731 But we're all good now that the blood drive's over. 381 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,599 You still smell good to me. 382 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:10,002 - Gee, thanks. [Short laugh] So do you. 383 00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:13,806 - I almost feel sad that Erica went home empty-handed. 384 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:17,009 - Hmm, somehow I doubt she'll go hungry for long. 385 00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:22,815 [Satisfied sigh] - Oh, come to mama! 386 00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:25,518 [Banging at the door] - Come on, let me in! 387 00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:36,529 - She's the girl next door 388 00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:39,632 Nice, but not in a heart that's pure 389 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:42,735 She the girl next door 390 00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:45,905 Just for me