1 00:00:01,635 --> 00:00:03,937 - This is the unholiest abandoned veterinary hospital 2 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:07,775 I've ever seen. I'd put the chances of seeing Canus Spectralis-- 3 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:10,844 ghost dog--at total max. [Glass shattering] 4 00:00:10,911 --> 00:00:14,315 Somebody's here. I smelt it... 5 00:00:14,382 --> 00:00:17,785 ...but the spirit world dealt it. 6 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:20,588 [Loud crunching] 7 00:00:20,654 --> 00:00:22,290 - Rory! 8 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:23,757 Vampires don't even need food! 9 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:25,626 - You know I'm a stress eater. 10 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:28,229 - Scare Finder Rule Number Eight: 11 00:00:28,296 --> 00:00:30,164 don't be afraid of scares. 12 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:34,468 - Doug's fearless. He's a machine designed to, like, delete fear from itself. 13 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:36,504 - Hey, everybody! We're live 14 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:39,207 outside the door of this year's Day with Doug winner. 15 00:00:39,273 --> 00:00:43,244 This superfan gets to hang with me and go on a scare find in his own town! 16 00:00:43,311 --> 00:00:47,648 [Doorbell] - Oh, come on! 17 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:50,184 Who would bother us now? 18 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:54,155 - That kid must have a crazy luck bonus-- like, a plus six! 19 00:00:54,222 --> 00:00:57,358 - I automatically hate this jerk. He should be me and he isn't. 20 00:00:57,425 --> 00:01:01,329 - Hey, big man! Name's Doug Falconhawk. 21 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:05,433 Ethan, you'll never believe who won the contest. 22 00:01:05,499 --> 00:01:06,734 - Are you Ethan? 23 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,736 - Hi... 24 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:12,606 - She's the girl next door 25 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:16,177 Nice but not in a heart that's pure 26 00:01:16,244 --> 00:01:19,247 She's the girl next door 27 00:01:19,313 --> 00:01:23,384 Just for me 28 00:01:23,451 --> 00:01:27,155 What you get is what you see 29 00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:30,524 No more "Maybe it's Maybelline" 30 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:36,864 She can give you everything you need 31 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:39,567 She's the girl next door 32 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:43,804 Nice but not in a heart that's pure 33 00:01:43,871 --> 00:01:46,507 She's the girl next door 34 00:01:46,574 --> 00:01:51,345 Just for me 35 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:04,792 - I dig your decorating style, Ethan. 36 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:06,627 - [Benny]: Ow. 37 00:02:06,694 --> 00:02:09,397 Ow. Ow. 38 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,965 - He's here. It's real. This is a thing that's happening. 39 00:02:12,032 --> 00:02:17,971 - Dude, this is off several hooks. 40 00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:20,341 - I don't believe what I'm seeing... 41 00:02:20,408 --> 00:02:22,376 There's an action figure of me? 42 00:02:22,443 --> 00:02:24,878 - No, I made that out of other figures. 43 00:02:24,945 --> 00:02:27,515 See, you've got Wolverine's groin, but... 44 00:02:27,581 --> 00:02:29,317 ...no one has awesome hair like you do, 45 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:31,752 so I had to sculpt that by myself. 46 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:34,822 - Yeah! 47 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:37,591 Now tiny Doug can kill a vampire. 48 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:43,564 - Guys, guys... 49 00:02:43,631 --> 00:02:45,566 I know this is the most awesome thing that has ever happened 50 00:02:45,633 --> 00:02:49,002 ever. But it is also a complete disaster. 51 00:02:49,069 --> 00:02:51,004 - What? Bunk! 52 00:02:51,071 --> 00:02:53,674 You couldn't name five reasons why. 53 00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:56,244 - Doug hunts paranormal stuff. 54 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:58,479 Erica's a vampire. Rory's a vampire. 55 00:02:58,546 --> 00:03:01,749 Sarah is a vampire. And you're an idiot. 56 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:03,984 - Five. You got lucky. 57 00:03:04,051 --> 00:03:08,689 - Hmm! I'm pretty quotable! 58 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:11,825 - You have to stay away from Doug. It's too risky. 59 00:03:11,892 --> 00:03:14,328 - Are you kidding me, dude? 60 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:16,397 I was a geek before I became Lord of the Night. 61 00:03:16,464 --> 00:03:20,734 No way I'm passing up the chance to become his assistant. 62 00:03:20,801 --> 00:03:23,604 - Usually the girls buy the calendars. 63 00:03:23,671 --> 00:03:28,442 - Oh... [Awkward chuckling] My sister got that for me. 64 00:03:28,509 --> 00:03:31,512 Okay, fine. We've got to hang out with Doug, 65 00:03:31,579 --> 00:03:34,515 but no matter what, we have to keep him away from Sarah. 66 00:03:38,352 --> 00:03:42,556 - Did you turn 11 last night? What's with the juice box? 67 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:45,459 - It's a new blood substitute Benny's grandma gave me. 68 00:03:45,526 --> 00:03:48,596 I guess she's used to packing nerd lunches. 69 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:53,467 [Sniffing] - Ugh! It smells like shoe. How is it? 70 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:56,937 - Not bad. Aside from the fact it may cause nausea, 71 00:03:57,004 --> 00:03:59,940 dizziness, irritability, bloating, and sleep drooling. 72 00:04:00,007 --> 00:04:01,609 So I hate it. 73 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:04,912 - I know you think feeding on humans is "wrong", 74 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:07,515 but do you really want to risk bloating? 75 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:24,965 - Yeah... 76 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:28,402 - I can't believe we got a ride to school in the Vamp Camper. 77 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:30,404 - I can't believe you guys had your own suits. 78 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:32,373 Let's hit it. 79 00:04:45,152 --> 00:04:48,556 - All right, rug rats, don't crowd Mr. Falconhawk. 80 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:50,991 One line. One line. 81 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:54,795 - Uh... Hey, you guys go ahead to chemistry class. 82 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:57,931 I gotta swing by my locker. 83 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:05,806 - This new blood is awful! I need a new new one! 84 00:05:05,873 --> 00:05:09,510 - You guys gotta stay out of sight. That's Doug Falconhawk. 85 00:05:09,577 --> 00:05:12,780 - Is that that night vision poser from that show you guys like? 86 00:05:12,846 --> 00:05:15,416 He looks like a prison hairdresser. 87 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:17,751 - Yeah, serious mullet fail. 88 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:20,020 And you should be worried about him. 89 00:05:20,087 --> 00:05:22,490 If he gets in my way, he's lunch. 90 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:24,592 - His hair... 91 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:26,460 ...is awesome! 92 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:28,762 Doug is like Batman. 93 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:32,766 And... all four Ghostbusters, and, like, a scientist motorcycle gang, 94 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,802 all in one. And, 95 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:37,738 if he spots you, you won't have a chance. 96 00:05:37,805 --> 00:05:42,075 - Rule Number One: scares don't find themselves. 97 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:45,479 But you can bring them to you, if you have the right bait: 98 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:49,016 aloe, musk, 99 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:51,719 saffron, pepper-- 100 00:05:51,785 --> 00:05:54,755 a recipe for wicked ghost action! 101 00:05:54,822 --> 00:05:57,458 - You should spike it with vervain, Doug. 102 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:59,993 It also makes for a sweet vampire repellent. 103 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:02,963 Uh... So I've heard. 104 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:06,567 - [Rory]: Ah! - Whoa! You're not one of them, are you, buddy? 105 00:06:06,634 --> 00:06:09,537 [Laughing] 106 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:12,706 [Benny laughing forcibly] 107 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:15,142 [Rory laughing forcibly] 108 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:21,915 - Hey, Rory... 109 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:25,118 I bet Doug could really go for a latte. 110 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:27,755 That's the kind of thing a great assistant would fetch. 111 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,389 - What's a latte? 112 00:06:29,457 --> 00:06:33,527 - I don't know. But I think a place on the other side of town has one. 113 00:06:33,594 --> 00:06:34,962 - Sweet! I'll find one. 114 00:06:35,028 --> 00:06:36,764 Thanks, dude! 115 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:39,099 - Check this stuff out! 116 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:43,937 - Sasquatch footprint. 117 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:51,545 Jar of ectoplasm from a ghost sasquatch. 118 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:52,946 Werewolf claw. 119 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:54,882 - Oh! 120 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:57,785 - Best camping trip ever! 121 00:06:57,851 --> 00:06:59,887 [Record scratch] 122 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:02,022 - Are you sure it's real? 123 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:04,558 I... It should have reverted to human form 124 00:07:04,625 --> 00:07:07,728 after it was cut off. 125 00:07:07,795 --> 00:07:10,764 I mean... at least, that's what Wikipedia says. 126 00:07:10,831 --> 00:07:12,933 - Wikipedia! 127 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:17,671 [Device beeps on] - Wow! 128 00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:21,208 Is that an undead detector? 129 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:24,144 [Device beeping] 130 00:07:24,211 --> 00:07:26,246 - It's picking something up! 131 00:07:26,313 --> 00:07:29,149 Something close! Gear up! 132 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:33,120 - What's up, fools? [Device beeping rapidly] 133 00:07:38,091 --> 00:07:40,961 - Uh, here! 134 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:43,697 [Beeping stops] Ha. Look, Doug. 135 00:07:43,764 --> 00:07:45,999 It stopped beeping. Must be broken. 136 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:49,770 [Doug sighing] - Bummer! 137 00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:52,139 Hey, gopher! Where you been? 138 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:55,709 - Scoring you a latte! It's a type of coffee. 139 00:07:55,776 --> 00:07:58,145 - Ah! Let's roll! 140 00:07:58,211 --> 00:08:01,782 - [Benny]: Ooh! Yeah! 141 00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:03,651 - Doug... loves biscotti. 142 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:05,619 - Oh! I'm on it! 143 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:10,090 [Cell phone ringing] 144 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:11,959 - Sarah? What's up? 145 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:15,796 - This junk tastes like a punch in the mouth, and it's kind of making me mad. 146 00:08:15,863 --> 00:08:19,166 - Benny's grandma's out of town at a sorcery convention for a week-- 147 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:21,802 or... however long it takes to summon a demon. 148 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:24,838 - Well, I guess everyone wants me to go eat rats again! 149 00:08:24,905 --> 00:08:27,240 Old, rat-biter Sarah. Fine! 150 00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:30,944 I'll be in the graveyard eating rats like a loser! 151 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,280 What?! Keep moving! 152 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:41,288 - The Falconhawk Forest Fry. This is what I dig in to 153 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:44,191 whenever I'm in the bush looking for El Chupcabra. 154 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:46,994 Canned spam, canned beans, and pineapple chunks-- 155 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:49,797 from a can. 156 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:51,999 - Awesome! 157 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:54,334 The pineapple is wicked caramelized! 158 00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:56,336 - Eat up. We'll need all of our energy 159 00:08:56,403 --> 00:09:00,140 for an all-night terror stakeout. - Stakeout? 160 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:03,811 - I'm not just here to cook, bud; we're gonna find some scares. 161 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:04,945 - Where? 162 00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:07,948 - Rule Number Six: where bodies lay, 163 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:11,218 scares will play. The graveyard. 164 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:13,020 - No! 165 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:15,789 - Why not? 166 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:19,026 - Um... because... 167 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:21,662 uh... my house is haunted. 168 00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:24,197 - [Both]: It is? 169 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:26,199 [Crickets chirping] 170 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:29,036 [Rat squeaking] 171 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:31,038 [Grunting with effort] 172 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:33,907 [Sighing with frustration] 173 00:09:40,147 --> 00:09:42,983 - You should recycle instead of littering in our green spaces. 174 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:45,686 - Sorry. This slop is making me nuts. 175 00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:48,689 And slow! I can't even catch a rat. 176 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:50,257 - Go bug the nerd king. 177 00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:52,225 He can just science you up something new. 178 00:09:56,764 --> 00:10:00,400 [Lasers buzzing] 179 00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:03,403 - How come you never told me this place was haunted? 180 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:06,707 I'm your friend! [Doug's cell phone ringing] 181 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:09,376 - Boo! Scared ya! 182 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,078 Hey, Jerry! 183 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:13,914 How's the best producer in the world? Hold on. 184 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:16,750 I'll let you guys listen in on some show biz chatter. 185 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:19,352 - Makowski, the ratings on your last episode were 186 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:22,690 like a disease! You're putting people to sleep! 187 00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:25,325 It's all, "Ooh, what a squeak that floor made!" 188 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:28,061 Or, "Oh, man! I hope that table didn't move!" 189 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:32,065 Unless the Scare Finder actually finds something this week, 190 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:35,803 you can kiss your joke of a show goodbye! 191 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,304 - Your show's in trouble? 192 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,773 But... it's, it's awesome! 193 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,875 The last episode rocked! 194 00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:44,845 - It was weak. It's always weak! 195 00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:47,080 I've never even actually seen anything! 196 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:51,251 And this ghost grid, it's never found a ghost! 197 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,386 - But, uh... 198 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:55,422 ...why'd he call you "Makowski"? 199 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:58,826 - My real name's Doug Makowski. 200 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:02,429 Falconhawk is made up. 201 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:06,834 [Doorbell] - Oh. Rory's here with your biscotti. 202 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:09,837 Maybe that'll get this... party going. 203 00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:13,841 - I need... blood. Help me! 204 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:16,509 - Sarah, Doug's gonna see you! 205 00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:20,180 - Oh, no. I'm paralyzed by terror. 206 00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:23,283 - What good is a camera that sees vampires 207 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,252 when there's no vampires to see? 208 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:28,889 Holy cow! 209 00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:32,292 A vampire! 210 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:33,927 - What? No, 211 00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:37,264 this is just a... girl I know... 212 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:39,833 ...who just showed up to leave. 213 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,835 - Oh, give me a break! 214 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,403 [Snarling] 215 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:45,906 - A vampire! A vampire! 216 00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:48,809 - Looks like I broke your hero. 217 00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:53,313 Now, can you science me some new blood? - He saw you! 218 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:56,984 - Yeah, and he really looked like he was gonna do something about it. 219 00:11:57,050 --> 00:12:00,153 The guy is a total poser. 220 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,189 - A real vampire. 221 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:05,959 The haters on my blog can eat it! 222 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:08,962 - Ooh... Sarah's in trouble. 223 00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:11,932 - Yeah. Doug IS awesome! 224 00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:14,101 - The best I could do is a Danish. Did I miss anything? 225 00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:19,306 [Crickets chirping] 226 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:21,975 - This episode is gonna be awesome. 227 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:24,177 - This is bad-- 228 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:27,114 - Uh, hey, let's not say things we can't take back. 229 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:31,418 - There's an audio feed. - Okay, Makowski, we're going live with this, 230 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:35,322 but it better be ratings gold. We're interrupting Biggest, Bravest Babies. 231 00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:37,190 - This is huge, Jerry. 232 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:40,193 The world's first televised vampire kill. 233 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:43,163 This bloodsucker's dead-- again! 234 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:46,934 - Guys, we gotta do something. 235 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,470 - Do you think Doug would... kill Sarah? 236 00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:52,172 - Even if he doesn't, 237 00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:54,174 the whole world's gonna know she's a vampire. 238 00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:56,143 This town will be crawling with guys like Doug. 239 00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:59,312 Plus, spooky government scientists. 240 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:02,415 - What do we do? Doug's our hero, and... 241 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:05,118 ...I don't want to use any of my arcane power 242 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:08,421 to rip his soul from his mortal form. 243 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:11,091 - Yeah, good thing you're bad at magic. 244 00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:13,927 - If Doug wants a show about vampires, 245 00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,963 we'll give him one. 246 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:24,137 - White Chapel, the sleepy little town 247 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:26,239 where the horrors are wide awake. 248 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:30,911 Rule Number Five: nightmares don't dream. 249 00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:34,882 I am the Scare Finder! 250 00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:38,551 I'm on the trail of a real vampire, 251 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:41,388 an undead abomination who brazenly attacked me 252 00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,556 only moments ago! 253 00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:46,059 But she forgot one thing: 254 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:47,494 Uh... 255 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,897 You never hunt a hunter. 256 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:03,410 - I can't believe you are running from this loser. 257 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:05,678 Why don't you just take him out? 258 00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:10,083 - I'm too weak from this fake blood, and I'm not a killer! 259 00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:14,387 [Cat meowing] 260 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,323 [Cell phone beeping] 261 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:19,092 It's Ethan. "Meet me at the warehouse." 262 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:22,029 Great. Spock has a logical plan. 263 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:26,099 - Eww! You just made a Star Trek reference. 264 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:29,136 - Yeah, and you recognized it. 265 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,571 - I gotta... go... 266 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:35,308 Text me if you want me to come eat this guy. 267 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,711 - This is by far the weakest fight preparation 268 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,713 in the history of showdowns. 269 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:43,116 - We're not gonna fight Doug; 270 00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:45,252 he needs to think he was wrong about what he saw, 271 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:48,555 so we're gonna put on a show like something out of those Dusk novels. 272 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,723 Oh, there's Sarah. 273 00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:53,026 Okay, 274 00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:56,263 go get into position. 275 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,564 Hey. 276 00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:00,167 - I'd... laugh at you 277 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,970 if I didn't want to bite someone's face off. 278 00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:06,673 [Nervous chuckling] - Okay, um, here. Put these on. 279 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:09,309 - I have my own, thanks. 280 00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:11,744 - They need to be fake. Trust me. 281 00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:13,746 And this. 282 00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:16,483 - Is this some sort of blanket? 283 00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,551 - With sleeves. And... 284 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:22,155 ...here's your tiara too. - Ethan, what are we doing? 285 00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:24,424 - What geeks do best, ha-ha! 286 00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:26,526 Live action role-playing. 287 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:29,129 - Okay, now I'm scared. 288 00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:41,141 - I've tracked the nefarious throat-muncher into this abandoned warehouse-- 289 00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:44,644 clearly ground zero for local vampire activity. 290 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:47,714 Well, sorry, bats, 291 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,717 but you're not the only bird in town anymore. 292 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,453 - Triggerus chillius. 293 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:56,056 [Freezing sound] 294 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:58,091 [Ethan howling] 295 00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:00,427 [Ethan grunting] 296 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:03,630 - Holy cow! A werewolf! 297 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,198 [Ethan growling] 298 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:11,538 Frozen! - You trespass, human, 299 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:14,674 on ground that is not yours. 300 00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,709 - Maybe I can gain his trust. 301 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:20,280 I'm tracking a vampire, your eternal foe! 302 00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:24,617 - You track my forbidden girlfriend? 303 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:27,254 - And my future vampire wife. 304 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,456 - Another vampire! 305 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:33,193 Well, at least it's a fair fight now. 306 00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:35,362 - I am Fangstorm, the vampire. 307 00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:38,298 If you have harmed my love, then I will totally... 308 00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:42,269 ...vampire... you. 309 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,504 - Bonnie prefers me, 310 00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:49,242 Greg, the werewolf mechanic with... a good heart. 311 00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:51,744 - I think I've stumbled-- hunted my way-- 312 00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:53,746 into a supernatural love triangle. 313 00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:57,484 - Bonnie and I have an arranged marriage. 314 00:16:57,550 --> 00:17:01,654 [Growling] The tradition has lasted for like, a million years, 315 00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:04,691 and... and it's really important! 316 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:08,195 - [Sarah]: No, stop! Stop this madness! 317 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:10,730 - I've been tracking a vampire princess? 318 00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:14,434 Huh... I would have thought vampire royalty would be better dressed. 319 00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,236 - I heard that, you jerk! 320 00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:20,807 Fangstorm, Greg, please, don't make me choose 321 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:24,644 between love and this super ancient tradition of our people. 322 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:27,280 This is so stupid! 323 00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:29,816 - Your character wouldn't say that! 324 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,885 - I, Fangstorm, challenge this... 325 00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:37,290 ...dog to a wicked spin-kick fight. 326 00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:39,426 - Dude, I'll throw you at him! 327 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,128 - What? No, it'll hurt! 328 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:42,762 Ah! 329 00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:45,298 [Growling] 330 00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:47,334 - Dude, are you trying to bite me? 331 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,570 - I am Fangstorm! - [Ethan]: Now! Go get Doug! 332 00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:53,740 - I beg of you, please, Mr. Falconhawk, 333 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:57,410 you can't let them kill each other. You're the only human who can help. 334 00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:59,546 - Do I keep my hunter's instincts in check 335 00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,614 and play peacemaker? 336 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,783 Or do I bag myself a vampire 337 00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:05,885 and write my name in the history books? 338 00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:08,655 Yeah, I'll do that one. 339 00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,761 - [Ethan]: Sarah, did you have to kick him so hard? 340 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:17,230 - [Benny]: Ethan! Shh! 341 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:19,666 - Ethan! Benny! 342 00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:24,237 What is this? - Um... hi, Doug. 343 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:25,738 - Hey. 344 00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:27,507 - Heh-heh... 345 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:32,479 I'm sorry, Doug, but when you showed up, 346 00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:35,382 we thought it would be awesome to be on TV. 347 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:38,818 - I was live! I'm ruined! 348 00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:41,288 How could you do that to a guy? 349 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,590 I just wanted to make a fan's day. 350 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:48,561 - And maybe shoot a vampire. - Yeah, maybe. On camera. 351 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,964 Instead, I get "punk'd" by a Dusk convention. 352 00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:55,802 - Sorry, Doug. We just... - I don't know 353 00:18:55,868 --> 00:19:00,240 why you would want to destroy your own hero, just to get on TV! 354 00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:03,543 Dressing up as monsters? Rigging my camera 355 00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,545 so that this girl would show up as a vampire? 356 00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:07,647 Kids weren't like this before NewbieTube. 357 00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:10,317 Here. 358 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:13,253 You might as well keep these worthless things. 359 00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:19,959 - All packed up, Mr. Fal... con... hawk... 360 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:21,994 Fresh latte in the cup holders. 361 00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:23,430 - Thanks, Rory. 362 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,401 I think I need a Rule Number 11: 363 00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:31,338 Some scares just aren't worth finding. 364 00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:39,946 - Thanks for helping me and protecting White Chapel's secret. You did the right thing. 365 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,349 Kinda like a hero. 366 00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:46,353 Oh, and I'm never being Bonnie again. 367 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:47,854 No matter what. 368 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,623 [Ethan sighing] - I'm sorry, guys. 369 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,859 I can't talk right now. 370 00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:55,528 Everything I ever believed in... 371 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:57,564 ...was a wig. 372 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:05,372 - Camper won't start. 373 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:07,840 You're not a real mechanic, are you? Or was that... 374 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,909 ...part a lie too? 375 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,383 Worst episode ever. 376 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:24,857 - White Chapel--the boring town with the one-trophy high school 377 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,859 and the lukewarm lattes. 378 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:30,497 No scares to be found here; only lies and pranks. 379 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,799 And the only reason for you to visit this place 380 00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:35,067 is if you want to have your show cancelled too. 381 00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:37,537 - Well, he's not bitter at all. 382 00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:40,307 - You see that? We got on TV! 383 00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:42,642 - But this isn't the end of Doug Falconhawk. 384 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:44,944 Starting next month, I could be coming to your town 385 00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:47,914 and pulling a wicked prank on you and your friends! 386 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:51,518 Get ready for Doug Falconhawk: Prank Blaster! 387 00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:04,731 - Nice. I can't wait to watch Doug prank blast some chump! - [Ethan]: As long as 388 00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:06,265 he stays away from us! 389 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:18,511 - She's the girl next door 390 00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:21,614 Nice but not in a heart that's pure 391 00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:24,551 She's the girl next door 392 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:28,721 Just for me