1 00:00:02,303 --> 00:00:04,438 - [Ethan]: I'm not gonna do it, Benny. 2 00:00:04,472 --> 00:00:07,075 - Come on! I'm trying to help. - I don't need help. 3 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:12,580 Look, I have my lucky socks, a clean shirt, 4 00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:17,551 and a fresh bottle of cologne. - Dude, you have absolutely no game. 5 00:00:17,585 --> 00:00:20,221 - And you do? - No... 6 00:00:20,254 --> 00:00:23,124 But my dad is currently on the dating scene, 7 00:00:23,157 --> 00:00:26,360 which means that I have unrestricted access to this. 8 00:00:26,394 --> 00:00:27,628 Be a Man magazine. 9 00:00:27,661 --> 00:00:32,200 - Fine. - Now, I'll pretend to be Sarah. 10 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:35,203 [Sighing] - This is stupid. 11 00:00:35,236 --> 00:00:36,504 - Just do it. 12 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:38,339 - Okay. 13 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:40,541 Hey, Sarah. What's up? 14 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:43,644 - Oh, hey, Ethan. I'm just hangin' out. 15 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:46,114 You know, shopping and stuff. 16 00:00:46,147 --> 00:00:49,183 - I was just wondering if maybe you'd like to go see 17 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:51,352 the new Galactitac movie with me on Saturday? 18 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:53,287 - You and me? 19 00:00:53,321 --> 00:00:56,090 Like, on a date? 20 00:00:56,124 --> 00:00:57,725 No. 21 00:00:57,758 --> 00:01:00,394 - Hey! I thought you were supposed to be helping me. 22 00:01:00,428 --> 00:01:04,365 - I am. What if she says no? What, are you gonna just give up? 23 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:07,201 - Mmm... Yeah, probably. 24 00:01:07,235 --> 00:01:11,572 - Wrong answer. Close the deal! Convince me! 25 00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:16,177 Make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world. Be a man! 26 00:01:16,210 --> 00:01:19,480 Be my man. 27 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:23,884 - Well, I'd really like to go on a date with you. 28 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:27,255 You and I have this connection that's really special. 29 00:01:27,288 --> 00:01:29,423 I feel like there's some cosmic reason 30 00:01:29,457 --> 00:01:31,292 we were thrown together. 31 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:33,794 - That's beautiful, Ethan. - Plus, 32 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:35,863 you are, like, really pretty. 33 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:38,432 - Oh... 34 00:01:38,466 --> 00:01:39,900 Ha! 35 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:41,869 Uh... 36 00:01:41,902 --> 00:01:44,438 I have, uh, hockey tickets tonight. I thought 37 00:01:44,472 --> 00:01:47,708 maybe you and Benny would want to come along, so, uh... 38 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:50,411 I'll just leave them here. - Uh, Dad. Heh... 39 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:52,913 This is... not what it looks like. 40 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:55,216 - Yeah, I'm teaching him how to be a man. 41 00:01:55,249 --> 00:01:57,451 - Okay. Uh... 42 00:01:57,485 --> 00:02:00,354 Oh, your cage thing arrived from that warlock movie 43 00:02:00,388 --> 00:02:03,791 that you love. It's... in the back. 44 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:07,328 - The Cage of Eternity? Sweet! 45 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:10,331 That thing is a chick magnet! 46 00:02:10,364 --> 00:02:14,202 - She's the girl next door 47 00:02:14,235 --> 00:02:17,571 Nice but not in a heart that's pure 48 00:02:17,605 --> 00:02:20,641 She's the girl next door 49 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:24,778 Just for me 50 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:28,516 What you get is what you see 51 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:31,885 No more "Maybe it's Maybelline" 52 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:38,426 She can give you everything you need 53 00:02:38,459 --> 00:02:40,928 She's the girl next door 54 00:02:40,961 --> 00:02:45,366 Nice but not in a heart that's pure 55 00:02:45,399 --> 00:02:48,302 She's the girl next door 56 00:02:48,336 --> 00:02:52,706 Just for me 57 00:02:57,245 --> 00:02:59,347 - I can't believe they shipped your eternity cage 58 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:00,848 without the key! 59 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:03,284 Now how are we going to play Warlock's Phantasm? 60 00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:05,519 - Benny, keep it down! 61 00:03:05,553 --> 00:03:08,989 I'm trying to attract a girl, not the whole chess club. 62 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:11,259 Okay... 63 00:03:13,261 --> 00:03:15,329 [Coughing] 64 00:03:15,363 --> 00:03:18,932 - What is that? - This? "Hormonio." 65 00:03:18,966 --> 00:03:20,834 It's musk. 66 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:24,572 It's supposed to tap into a woman's primal nature. 67 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:26,907 - It's... definitely manly. 68 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:29,310 Like "wrestling team laundry bag" manly. 69 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:31,779 - Okay, here goes. 70 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:34,282 I'm just worried she'll laugh in my face. 71 00:03:34,315 --> 00:03:35,783 - She probably will. 72 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:38,586 But that gives you one less thing to worry about, right? 73 00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:40,688 Joking? 74 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:44,792 Hmm... 75 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:47,628 Taps into a girl's primal nature, huh? 76 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:57,705 Love potion! Blam! 77 00:03:57,738 --> 00:04:00,841 I'm about to increase your odds by 5,000%. 78 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:02,743 And mine too! 79 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:06,314 All right. Tannis root, cumin... 80 00:04:06,347 --> 00:04:08,816 Uh... Excuse me? 81 00:04:08,849 --> 00:04:12,320 Ladies? Do you know if the biology lab has any sea slugs? 82 00:04:12,353 --> 00:04:14,622 - Ew! Why don't you go ask one of your loser friends? 83 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:17,691 - Okay, I don't need the slugs, just their urine. 84 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:25,466 Hard to believe this is all you get from just ten slugs. 85 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:35,809 Medicadus armanak, slagor slagan! 86 00:04:35,843 --> 00:04:37,811 [Magical shimmering] 87 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:39,680 Booyah! 88 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:42,816 Entire team of chemists can't do the job of... me. 89 00:04:51,859 --> 00:04:54,828 Strike out? - Chickened out. 90 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:57,531 - That was my second guess. Don't worry. 91 00:04:57,565 --> 00:05:01,369 DJ Benny B's spinnin' mad spells all night long. 92 00:05:01,402 --> 00:05:03,871 - What are you talking about? - A simple concoction 93 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:05,806 of your dad's cologne, some of our pheromones, 94 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:08,008 and the pee of a couple of ticked-off slugs. 95 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:11,612 Voila! Love potion number Ben. 96 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:13,447 - You can't always resort to-- 97 00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:16,517 wait, how did you get my pheromones? 98 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:18,018 - I hope she's not mad. 99 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:21,955 - Shh. Targets acquired. Babes are in range. 100 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:25,493 Hey, ladies. What do you say? - Drop dead, geek? 101 00:05:25,526 --> 00:05:27,828 - Easy, babe, easy. - Hey, nothing personal. 102 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:30,831 I just don't hang out with dorks. - Just wanted to see if you... 103 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:35,035 ...want a sample of this new Dusk perfume. 104 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:38,472 Yeah, it's supposed to make even undead people smell 105 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:42,543 like flowers and other girly stuff. 106 00:05:42,576 --> 00:05:45,913 You wanna try it? - [Sarah]: No, thanks. - Yes! Oh, please! 107 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:49,717 Just one little spritz? - [Sighing]: Okay. 108 00:05:53,521 --> 00:05:55,423 [Magical shimmering] 109 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:59,727 [Inhaling deeply] 110 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,695 [Sarah giggling] 111 00:06:01,729 --> 00:06:05,566 - Hey there, handsome. 112 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:07,501 - You're talking to me. 113 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:09,903 In school. 114 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:12,906 - There's other things I'd like to do in school. - Huh? 115 00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:19,680 - Ethan! Stop paying attention to Erica! 116 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,782 You're going to make your girlfriend jealous. 117 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:23,183 - Girlfriend? 118 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,419 - You know what I love? 119 00:06:25,453 --> 00:06:27,588 All your striped shirts. 120 00:06:27,621 --> 00:06:30,491 They just scream, "I'm good at calculus!" 121 00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:32,660 - He actually is really good at calculus. 122 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:34,127 - That is so hot. 123 00:06:34,161 --> 00:06:36,564 - And your hair is like the cutest hair I've ever seen 124 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:39,032 on any boy ever. Does your mom cut it? 125 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:42,770 I love your skinny little arms! 126 00:06:42,803 --> 00:06:44,772 [School bell ringing] 127 00:06:44,805 --> 00:06:47,207 - Aww! Pooh! 128 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,976 We have to get to class. 129 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:50,778 Will you miss me? 130 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:53,747 And I'm gonna miss you, cuddle bear! 131 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:58,552 - Bye. Bye. 132 00:06:58,586 --> 00:07:00,888 [Erica gasping] Oh, oops. 133 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:02,956 Almost forgot. 134 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:04,725 Here you go. 135 00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:08,962 - What just happened? 136 00:07:08,996 --> 00:07:12,833 - I. Kissed. Erica! 137 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:15,803 - [Ethan]: Sarah called me "cuddle bear". 138 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:17,671 [Magical shimmering] 139 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:23,210 [Sniffing] 140 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:25,078 [Magical shimmering] 141 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:27,080 [Sniffing] 142 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:29,717 [Sighing] 143 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:31,251 [Sniffing] 144 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:32,820 [Sighing] 145 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:38,626 - I just have one thing to say. - What's that? 146 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:40,794 - I am a mega genius! 147 00:07:40,828 --> 00:07:43,130 I did it! I tapped into the love center of their brains, 148 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:46,099 and now they love us! - Dude! 149 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:49,069 Erica kissed you! 150 00:07:49,102 --> 00:07:51,772 Of her own free will! - I know! 151 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:55,142 But don't worry. It'll happen to you too soon. 152 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:57,645 - I've kissed a girl before. 153 00:07:57,678 --> 00:07:59,713 - Cousins don't count. - Dude, 154 00:07:59,747 --> 00:08:01,982 I told you I didn't know, okay? 155 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:03,917 - Hi, Benny. 156 00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:05,786 Hi, Ethan. 157 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:09,189 - Your shirt looks sooo great. 158 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:10,791 [Girls sniffing] 159 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:13,894 It even smells great, doesn't it, girls? 160 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:15,596 - I get that a lot. 161 00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:21,134 - Text me later. 162 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,975 [Gasping] - Bunny poopookins! 163 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:30,978 So happy I found you. I need to ask you something. 164 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,246 - Is it about that potion? - What potion? 165 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:36,984 - Nothing. - I need to know what your favourite colour is. 166 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:39,753 - Umm... Green Lantern green? 167 00:08:39,787 --> 00:08:41,955 [Gasping] - Mine too! 168 00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:44,124 Do you want me to dress up as your favourite superhero? 169 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:45,292 - No, no. 170 00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:48,128 Your normal clothes are fine. - Okay. Do you know what 171 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:50,263 Benny's favourite food is? Because some girls 172 00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:53,801 in my gym class have a huge crush on him and they want to surprise him. 173 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:55,769 - Uh, I don't know. 174 00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:58,038 Um, peanut butter cup pizza? 175 00:08:58,071 --> 00:08:59,840 - Weird. 176 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:02,710 - Do you maybe want to go out on Saturday night? 177 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:05,946 - Of course! Ethan, I love you, 178 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:10,050 and I finally realize I always have. See? 179 00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:17,991 - Wow. - Okay, 180 00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:22,162 well, I'm off to get us some matching cardigans. 181 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:29,302 [Writing on chalkboard] 182 00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:38,045 - Shh. 183 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,652 [Knocking] 184 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,335 - Ahhh... Excuse me? Miss Fine? 185 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:04,337 Could I go to the bathroom? 186 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:06,206 - No. 187 00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:08,008 - Okay. 188 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,934 - Some of you have very eloquent, 189 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,136 well thought-out papers. 190 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:38,706 However, there are exceptions to the rule, 191 00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:42,409 and I would like to talk about this paper in particular. 192 00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:45,813 [Knocking] 193 00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:49,282 [Door opening] - [Man]: Here you go. 194 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,318 - Oh. 195 00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:04,297 - "Hugs and kisses from the cheerleading squad"? 196 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:06,700 Nice! 197 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,936 - Well, here's my gift to you. 198 00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:11,805 Next time try reading Pride and Prejudice. 199 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:13,941 You'd be amazed how much you don't have to make up. 200 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,843 Like the part about aliens. 201 00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:18,011 I may have to assign you a study partner. 202 00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:20,347 [Girls gasping] - [Girls]: Ooh! Ooh! 203 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:23,016 [School bell ringing] - [Sighing]: Class dismissed. 204 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:29,790 [Magical shimmering] 205 00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:39,266 - Ethan! Hey, uh, since when are Benny and Erica-- 206 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,268 - Oooh, McCuty alert! 207 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:42,970 Not you. 208 00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:44,304 Hi, Ethan! 209 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:47,374 We made these ourselves. 210 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:50,277 - Thanks. Wow, heh... 211 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,512 Isn't Valentine's Day still a few months away? 212 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:56,149 - Oh, yeah, well, we didn't want to be late, you know? Okay, bye, Ethan! 213 00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:59,820 Oh, so cute! 214 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:03,490 - You guys... are on fire today. 215 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:08,361 - So hot hot 216 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,864 We're too hot to hold 217 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:14,501 Too hot hot hot 218 00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:16,503 We're so hot when we step on the set 219 00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:19,406 We gotta tell every woman Baby, cool your jets! 220 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,775 We're so hot too hot to hold 221 00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:23,777 And when we keep 'em linin' up from young to old 222 00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:25,779 We gotta watch our backs from the ladies' attack 223 00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:28,515 'Cause we never had the strength of will to fight back 224 00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:30,417 Well will it stop, man? I hope it don't 225 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:33,386 Keepin' every jaw droppin' like whoa 226 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:37,157 - Awe...some... 227 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:41,228 Too hot hot hot [Phone ringing] 228 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,430 [Phone ringing] So hot hot... 229 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:46,399 - Hello? - Hey, Benny's grandma? 230 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:49,903 This is Benny's friend, Rory. - Hi, Rory! How's it hangin', bro? 231 00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:53,206 - Good... It's hanging... good. 232 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:56,543 I was wondering, do you have any more of that magic potion left? 233 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,511 - Magic? What magic potion, dear? 234 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:00,513 - You know, the one you gave the guys to make all the girls 235 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:02,415 at school fall in love with them? 236 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:10,590 - That was the best day ever. We're like movie stars! 237 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,226 - No, more like rock stars! 238 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:16,063 - [Benny's grandma]: Hello, boys. 239 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,865 - Grandma. 240 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:20,000 Sweets for the sweetest grandma ever? 241 00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:22,335 Take two! - Huh! Drop it, Drake. 242 00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:24,304 Tweedledum has told me what you did. 243 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:30,878 - I made a love potion and accidentally dropped it and now all the girls in school love us. 244 00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:33,981 - Love potion? The one on page 72? 245 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:37,317 - You know it? Grandma rocked the potion too! 246 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,319 Is that how you bagged Grandpa? 247 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,288 - Here's the thing, boys. 248 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:44,624 Nature is all about balance. 249 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:48,228 Brainiac here upset the balance. 250 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:50,998 You swung the pendulum all the way 251 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:53,333 to goo-goo eyes and giggles. 252 00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:54,634 - So far, so sweet. 253 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,504 - But when the pendulum swings back... 254 00:13:57,537 --> 00:14:01,508 - Ooh! Ow! - That's what I'm talking about. 255 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:05,478 The more those girls loved you, the more they're gonna hate you. 256 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:10,117 Now, how strong was the potion? 257 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:13,453 - Well... Sarah bought us matching cardigans. 258 00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:15,555 - Yep, you're toast. 259 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,490 - Please don't punish us again, Grandma. 260 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,492 - Oh, you'll get yours. 261 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,895 - But, come on! 262 00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:23,596 We're used to girls not liking us. 263 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,632 What's the worst that could happen? 264 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:44,918 - I hate you, Benny!! 265 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,057 Anyone know where Ethan lives? 266 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:57,297 - Stop. 267 00:14:57,330 --> 00:15:00,533 You're gonna need these. 268 00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:06,206 - Let's do this. - Good luck. 269 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,979 [Doorbell] 270 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:13,981 - Hello-- 271 00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,382 - You Ethan and Benny? 272 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:18,118 - Ah... yeah. 273 00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:19,987 - You dweebs stole our girlfriends. 274 00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:24,124 - Wait... your girlfriends dumped you for us? 275 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,459 The potion really is strong! 276 00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:29,396 - We're gonna break every bone in your body! 277 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:33,366 - Grandma, call the police! - Oops, I can't find the phone. 278 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,435 - I'm gonna snap you in half like a popsicle stick! 279 00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:38,738 - Wait, I have a proposition. 280 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,574 - Make it fast. - Okay. 281 00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:46,079 - You're really... You're really strong. 282 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:49,149 - Here. These are tickets to tonight's game. 283 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,450 If you leave us alone, 284 00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:53,320 they are yours. 285 00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:57,424 - Sweet. Hey, thanks, guys. 286 00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:00,127 - Wait... What about your girlfriends? 287 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:03,463 - We can get new girlfriends. These are platinum seats. 288 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,999 Hasta la vista, dorks. 289 00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:12,105 [Sighing with relief] 290 00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,474 - That wasn't so bad. 291 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:18,178 - They're not the ones you need to worry about. 292 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:21,014 Have a nice evening. 293 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,486 [Glass shattering] - Hey, 294 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:31,524 I was in the neighbourhood. Thought I might... swing by! 295 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:34,127 [Whimpering in fear] - [Ethan]: Go, go, go, go, go! 296 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:42,069 Who are these girls, like, ninjas or something? 297 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,670 - Oh, you don't recognize us from the yearbook? 298 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:46,173 The martial arts club? 299 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:50,543 - Benny! You potioned martial arts experts! 300 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,512 [Door opening and closing] 301 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:55,282 - [Benny]: Oh, come on! 302 00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:56,816 You liked my shirt! 303 00:16:56,849 --> 00:17:00,720 - That was before. Now I just want to smash your face in! 304 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,757 - Is this one of those... 305 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:07,227 ...teach us a lesson things? I mean, we get it! 306 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:10,730 Just, Ethan, come on, run for it! 307 00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:13,800 - Don't let that big goof get away! 308 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:18,037 - Listen, can we just maybe-- - Shut your infuriating little face! 309 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:25,112 [Grunting] 310 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:27,747 Come on. If you don't struggle, 311 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,849 I promise I'll make it quick! 312 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,085 - You know what would be really quick? 313 00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:33,786 If you'd stop trying to kill me! 314 00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:35,555 [Grunting with effort] 315 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:36,789 Whoa! 316 00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,225 Ow! 317 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,260 - Get you here so I can filet you! 318 00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,862 - You mean so I can strangle him. 319 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:46,766 - Hey, I hated him first. - Yeah? Well, I hate him more! 320 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:49,669 - Oh, no she di'int! You gonna take that? 321 00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,604 [Breathing heavily] 322 00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:53,740 - You know, you'd be really good on the softball team 323 00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,742 if you worked out your anger issues. 324 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:58,745 - I'll get over them once you die! 325 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:01,114 [Grunting with effort] 326 00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:03,416 Ugh! 327 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,318 - Strike three. You're out! 328 00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:08,221 [Grunting with effort] 329 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:11,158 - Oh, she's got you beat. You'll never get to kill me now. 330 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:14,361 - Benny, we have to get out of here, okay? 331 00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:16,863 - Relax. I'm safe. 332 00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,466 Two girls, one guy? Instant catfight. 333 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:22,335 - Yeah, but now there's two girls, two guys! 334 00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:25,272 - Perfect. One moron for each of us. 335 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,474 - Let's get 'em. 336 00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:30,310 - That's my man you've got there. 337 00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:34,314 - And the cuter one is mine. - [Benny]: Thank goodness you girls are here! 338 00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:38,318 - No one is gonna kill him but me. - And me. 339 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:39,919 - [Benny]: What?! - [Girl]: Over our dead bodies! 340 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,721 - Fine. 341 00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:43,723 - We should take this as our opportunity. 342 00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:46,926 - To do what? - To run! Go! 343 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,429 Quick, to the Cage of Eternity! 344 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,399 - What are you doing? 345 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:55,402 How do you expect us to get all of those killer girls in here? 346 00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:59,172 - Who said anything about them? - Wait a minute, you told me you didn't have the key. 347 00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,541 - I don't. Once I'm in, I don't plan 348 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,643 on coming out any time soon. Come on. Hurry up. 349 00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:06,346 - There are four girls out there 350 00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:08,281 fighting over us. 351 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,517 - Yeah, over who gets to murder us! 352 00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:14,187 - It's still pretty cool. 353 00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:16,623 - Benny! Benny, hurry up. Get in! 354 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,925 A rock's not gonna help us right now! 355 00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:21,928 - Not just any rock; emergency holy water. 356 00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:25,532 I stashed these in both of our backyards. You never know. 357 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:29,769 - Yeah. That's kinda crazy. And smart. We really-- 358 00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:31,904 Wait. You hear that? 359 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:34,374 - I don't hear anything. 360 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,376 - Exactly. Fight's over 361 00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:38,778 and I have a pretty good idea who won. Come on, get in. 362 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:43,583 - We are so dead, we are so dead, we are so dead. 363 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:47,320 Think this cage'll keep 'em out? - Well, we're gonna find out in any--whoa! 364 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:50,890 - Come on out, sweetie. I want to go inside and make popcorn with you! 365 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:53,393 - I don't think he can fit in the microwave. 366 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,795 - Oh, I'll make him fit. [Snarling] 367 00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,797 - The Eternity Cage is impregnable! 368 00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:00,300 - Yeah! And so is the prop-- I hope. 369 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,835 - Stop! Don't make us use these. 370 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,871 [Snarling] [Squirting] 371 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:07,006 [Grunting in pain] Sorry, sorry, sorry! 372 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:10,710 - It's just like being in a shark tank. 373 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:13,246 THIS is like being in a shark tank! 374 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,882 [Panting] How long did shark week last? 375 00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:18,751 - Well, they loved us for about six hours. 376 00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:21,754 If your grandma's right, they're gonna hate us for about five more. 377 00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:27,360 [Birds chirping] 378 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:30,497 [Benny shrieking] 379 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:33,400 - What do you think we should do? - Kill them. 380 00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:35,535 - I thought you said the spell would have worn off by now! 381 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:38,405 - It did! Now we're just mad at you! 382 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:41,708 - Guys, look, we are really, really sorry. 383 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,610 - Well, you should be. 384 00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:46,979 Because look what SpedEx just dropped off. 385 00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:49,516 [Ethan trembling] - I get it. 386 00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:51,684 You guys want to punish us. Totally. 387 00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:55,288 - Not them, lover boys; me. 388 00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:01,594 - [Sarah]: Oh, Ethan? You missed a spot. 389 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:07,867 - This is not how I envisioned spending my Saturday with Sarah. 390 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:11,538 - Oh, boys, I need someone to come over here and massage my bunions. 391 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,742 - Don't look at me! 392 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,944 I have to get more lemonade for Erica. 393 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,947 - Oh, and this time, don't skimp on the plasma. 394 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:25,418 - Why is she always so "Nya, nya, nya, nya--" 395 00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:27,420 [Snarling] 396 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,055 - I heard that. 397 00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:32,091 - Stupid vampire super-hearing... 398 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:36,629 - [Grandma]: I'm waiting. - Coming, Grandma. 399 00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:38,698 Left or right foot? 400 00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:40,733 - Left. 401 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:57,784 - She's the girl next door 402 00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:00,920 Nice but not in a heart that's pure 403 00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:03,923 She's the girl next door 404 00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:07,894 Just for me