1 00:00:03,071 --> 00:00:05,573 [Bell ringing] 2 00:00:05,639 --> 00:00:09,510 [Muffled hard rock music in headphones] 3 00:00:09,577 --> 00:00:12,246 - So, you, uh, get sent here often? 4 00:00:12,313 --> 00:00:16,817 - How could I let you convince me to rewire the PA system? 5 00:00:16,884 --> 00:00:19,720 - Because I'm incredibly charming. 6 00:00:19,787 --> 00:00:23,857 - Seriously? Dude, the Hulk would turn pink before she talked to you. 7 00:00:23,924 --> 00:00:27,328 - Pink with envy. 8 00:00:27,395 --> 00:00:30,498 - I'm never rewiring anything for you again. 9 00:00:30,564 --> 00:00:32,733 - OK, what good is a ghost alarm 10 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:34,535 in school if it isn't insanely loud? 11 00:00:34,602 --> 00:00:38,406 How was I supposed to know it was gonna blow out the principal's window? 12 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:41,041 - [Principal]: Young lady? 13 00:00:43,411 --> 00:00:45,313 - You might want to go in. Trust me, 14 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:47,281 you do not want to tick him off. 15 00:00:47,348 --> 00:00:50,418 - Yeah, especially when we have to go in there after you. 16 00:00:52,953 --> 00:00:56,524 [Hard rock music going louder] 17 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:59,227 - Don't do that. 18 00:00:59,293 --> 00:01:02,130 - Ah! That is some nasty earwax! 19 00:01:02,196 --> 00:01:04,832 - [Principal]: We are running out of daylight. - Ha! Ha! Ha! 20 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:06,800 You, uh, 21 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:08,736 better go in there. 22 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:14,875 - Pff! That girl was a total "butter ears". 23 00:01:14,942 --> 00:01:17,911 - What? - I liked everything 24 00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:19,747 "but her ears". 25 00:01:19,813 --> 00:01:23,251 - Wow! How are you still dateless? 26 00:01:23,317 --> 00:01:26,487 - I don't know. 27 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:30,391 - She's the girl next door 28 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:33,827 Nice but not in a heart that's pure 29 00:01:33,894 --> 00:01:36,930 She's the girl next door 30 00:01:36,997 --> 00:01:41,435 Just for me 31 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:44,672 What you get is what you see 32 00:01:44,738 --> 00:01:48,276 No more "Maybe it's Maybelline" 33 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:53,681 She can give you everything you need 34 00:01:54,515 --> 00:01:58,452 She's the girl next door 35 00:01:58,519 --> 00:02:01,555 Nice but not in a heart that's pure 36 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:04,492 She's the girl next door 37 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:08,429 Just for me 38 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:22,376 - Oh, man, that earwax was epic! I'm serious. I couldn't get 39 00:02:22,443 --> 00:02:25,246 the earbud out. It was like it yanked it back in. 40 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:26,880 - Earwax can't do that, Benny. 41 00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:29,617 - Hence my unease, but that explains why my charm 42 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:31,519 fell on deaf ears. 43 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:33,521 - Maybe she just ignored you. Like all the other girls do? 44 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:37,458 - If they're running from you, they're not ignoring you. 45 00:02:37,525 --> 00:02:39,260 - Hey, guys! 46 00:02:39,327 --> 00:02:41,295 Getting punished for your ghost alarm thing, huh? 47 00:02:41,362 --> 00:02:43,431 - Sarah, can I ask you a question? 48 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:46,767 Do girls have like way more earwax than guys? 49 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:48,869 Is it a puberty thing? - Do guys have fewer brain cells 50 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:52,306 or is it just a Benny thing? - Well, I mean... 51 00:02:52,373 --> 00:02:54,408 it takes a lot more than that... 52 00:02:54,475 --> 00:02:56,677 She didn't even wait for my answer. 53 00:02:56,744 --> 00:02:57,911 - Is it just me 54 00:02:57,978 --> 00:03:00,614 or are there a lot more weeds here than usual? 55 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:03,351 - Maybe they only get pulled when someone gets punished. 56 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:05,653 - Oh, gardening isn't a punishment, gentlemen. 57 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:07,655 It is an opportunity. 58 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:10,858 - An opportunity to get hands dirty and jabbed with thorns? 59 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:13,494 - No, an opportunity to look within. 60 00:03:13,561 --> 00:03:16,664 To banish the weeds inside your soul. 61 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:19,667 - Ahh. - Ahh? 62 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:21,902 - What you have to do is remove the root, 63 00:03:21,969 --> 00:03:23,904 so that the weeds never grow again. 64 00:03:23,971 --> 00:03:27,508 - I really think a spray bottle of Weedageddon'd be easier. 65 00:03:27,575 --> 00:03:30,411 - Thanks for telling us this, Principal Hicks, but... 66 00:03:30,478 --> 00:03:32,413 why are you telling us this? 67 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:35,516 - Normal troublemakers clog toilet bowls. 68 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:38,319 You 2 rewire PAs, break my office windows, 69 00:03:38,386 --> 00:03:41,422 talk about space demons. [Laughing] 70 00:03:41,489 --> 00:03:45,393 I worry about you. - So you want us to clog more toilets? 71 00:03:45,459 --> 00:03:47,561 - No, forget it. 72 00:03:47,628 --> 00:03:50,698 Carry on weeding. 73 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:54,768 - Man, that inner weed stuff was pretty emo. 74 00:03:57,438 --> 00:03:59,373 [Yawning] 75 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:01,609 - Man, that sick music concert 76 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:03,711 ran really late last night. 77 00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:05,779 Wow! 78 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:11,552 I see you've noticed my limited edition t-shirt. 79 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:15,889 - Who's Single Tare? 80 00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:18,392 - It's Single TEAR. 81 00:04:21,629 --> 00:04:23,564 [Gasp of surprise] 82 00:04:23,631 --> 00:04:25,833 - You listen to Single Tear? 83 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:28,001 I didn't think you liked anything cool. 84 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:31,572 Have you heard the new remix of Love Shaped Heart? 85 00:04:31,639 --> 00:04:34,742 - Ah! Hearing it is one thing, spice angel, 86 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:37,478 but seeing it is a more awesome thing. I'm downloading 87 00:04:37,545 --> 00:04:42,483 their double acoustic Antarctica concert video as we speak! 88 00:04:42,550 --> 00:04:45,118 - Really? I've tried to download that like a 100 times, 89 00:04:45,185 --> 00:04:48,856 but all I keep getting are videos of the stupid has-been singer. 90 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:50,991 I'm about to choose you 91 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:53,994 I'm about to buzz you baby 92 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:57,565 Heyyyy-- 93 00:04:57,631 --> 00:05:01,134 - Looks like you've been "rolled". I hate that! 94 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:03,036 - I know! - I found one torrent 95 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:06,474 that's the real deal: ultra hi-def, 10-channel surround. 96 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:11,044 It's 246 gigs of Single Tear angst and frustration. 97 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:13,146 [Laugh interrupted] 98 00:05:13,213 --> 00:05:16,484 What's wrong? - What's wrong 99 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:20,120 is that I have something in common with you. 100 00:05:20,187 --> 00:05:22,155 - 2 things, my fellow bloodsucker. 101 00:05:22,222 --> 00:05:24,792 [Hisss!] 102 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:26,427 We're practically soulmates. 103 00:05:26,494 --> 00:05:28,796 - I'm going home to change my shirt. 104 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:31,699 - I wonder if my allergies will kill me before the sunstroke does. 105 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:35,836 - My money is on the sun. You burn like a marshmallow. 106 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:39,172 There she is. I'm gonna try and talk to her again. 107 00:05:39,239 --> 00:05:41,542 See if she can ignore my funniest story. 108 00:05:41,609 --> 00:05:44,177 - Oh! Come on! 109 00:05:44,244 --> 00:05:46,179 - Hey, Sarah. 110 00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:48,982 You know, the buttons are on the front, right? 111 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:51,819 - Very funny. I think I have a virus. 112 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:55,656 Can you, you know, geek this thing for me? 113 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:57,525 - Sure! Ha! Ha! 114 00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:58,726 [Cracking knuckles] No... Oww! 115 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:01,795 ...problem. - Thanks, Ethan. If you do this 116 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,731 for me, I'll be grateful 'till the day you die. 117 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:05,999 I'd say I'd die, but I have this whole immortal thing going on. 118 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:08,068 Later! 119 00:06:08,135 --> 00:06:12,606 - And that is why I'm no longer welcome at the bowling alley. 120 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:15,609 You know, I think you're really interesting. 121 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:18,912 Do you want to talk about yourself for a bit? 122 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:23,517 What kind of girl can resist both my bowling anecdote 123 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:27,588 and talking about herself? Strange! 124 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:31,124 - Speaking of strange... Hey, Rory, what's up? 125 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:35,128 Erica and I totally like the same band. 126 00:06:35,195 --> 00:06:38,065 - Single Tear? Aren't all those songs 127 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:40,067 about how hard it is to be them? 128 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:42,035 - Yeah, they totally speak to me. 129 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:45,839 They're rich and famous. I'm a vampire. Nobody gets us. 130 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:48,208 - Nobody's ever got you. I don't think liking 131 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:50,544 the same band is gonna make much of a difference. 132 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:52,913 - Ah, maybe not right away, 133 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:54,915 but like Single Tear says: 134 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:58,051 There's no time like the future 135 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:02,490 Ah! Ugh! 136 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:09,563 [Loud music from headphones] 137 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:15,536 - You know what's going on here? - Yeah, the music industry is 138 00:07:15,603 --> 00:07:17,805 finally fighting back at illegal downloads. 139 00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:20,173 - No, but this is messed up. 140 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,810 - Yeah, messed up with 4 gigs of clutch tunes. 141 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:25,278 Can I have it back? - Not a chance. 142 00:07:25,345 --> 00:07:28,716 But you can tell us the last place you plugged it in. 143 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:31,519 - My parents won't let me download at home. 144 00:07:31,585 --> 00:07:33,687 They think the internet is a bad influence. 145 00:07:33,754 --> 00:07:36,957 - You're already a soulless undead creature of the night. 146 00:07:37,024 --> 00:07:38,826 How much worse can you get? 147 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:41,529 - Dude, if my mom knew I was a vampire 148 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:43,597 I'd be grounded for like a month. 149 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:47,100 [Typing] 150 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:50,771 I've got 80% of my future love life downloaded, boys. 151 00:07:50,838 --> 00:07:54,307 By tomorrow, I predict Erica and I will interface. 152 00:07:54,374 --> 00:07:57,310 - Hey! 153 00:07:57,377 --> 00:07:59,913 Did that cord just move? 154 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:07,087 - What the heck is that? [Slimy sound] 155 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:09,089 - Our homework. 156 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:12,560 - Oh man! 157 00:08:14,261 --> 00:08:17,230 - OK, fine. I really want to see that video. 158 00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:19,767 - Uh... I don't have it yet. 159 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,836 But I can totally air guitar it for you! Waaaaaa-- 160 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:26,640 - Stop immediately forever! 161 00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:28,676 When will this download be finished? 162 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:31,945 - Uh, tonight. I'm downloading in the school's computer lab, 163 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:34,147 and I can totally burn you a DVD. 164 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:37,785 - Fine, I will meet you here tonight to pick it up. 165 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:41,088 - Like... a date? 166 00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:45,225 - I just don't wanna anyone to see us together. 167 00:08:45,292 --> 00:08:48,328 - Ah! An intimate date! 168 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:50,197 I'm gonna need candles. 169 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:54,034 - Whoa, this is weird. 170 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:56,637 Chlorophyll polymer ectoplasm? 171 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:59,840 It's like a combination of paranormal weed 172 00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:01,742 and Ethernet cable. 173 00:09:01,809 --> 00:09:04,277 - There's plant matter in the cables? 174 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:06,079 - No, they're combined. 175 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:08,081 Half alive, half plastic. 176 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:10,150 Like Heidi Montag. 177 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,820 - Ooh! Nice burn. 178 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:15,122 Nobody's reported anything like this online. 179 00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:17,758 - I wonder. - Me too. 180 00:09:17,825 --> 00:09:19,760 Mostly about what it would be like to have eyes on my feet. 181 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:21,862 Then I'd always see where I'm going. 182 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:24,064 - And you'd get a black eye every time you kicked something. 183 00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:26,399 - Nah, just wear special see-through shoes. 184 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:30,403 [Chime] - Oh, weird. 185 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:33,774 Sarah's laptop is virus-free. 186 00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:36,677 Maybe it's a hardware problem. 187 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:42,082 - Smells mouldy. Like my grandma's sock drawer. 188 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:44,017 - Let's open this thing up. 189 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,119 [Sloshing sound] 190 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:48,722 - Ugh! 191 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:51,792 Circuit salad! Ugh! 192 00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:55,729 Here, probably the same as Rory's Zypod 193 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:56,596 and the cables in the computer lab. 194 00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:59,900 Computers, cables, Zypods... 195 00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:02,302 I think I have a theory. 196 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:03,804 - Really? 197 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:06,974 - My theory is that you should be able to figure this out. 198 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,209 - I was thinking there's actually something strange 199 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:11,144 growing in the school's computer network. 200 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:13,346 - That's it! I knew I was onto something. 201 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:15,282 - We gotta get back to the school and stop this thing. 202 00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:17,350 - I got another theory. 203 00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:20,320 It's gonna be scary. 204 00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:28,328 My theory was right. 205 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:31,932 Do you remember this hallway being so... 206 00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:35,836 ominous and terrifying this afternoon? 207 00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:38,772 - It's not so bad. 208 00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:40,774 It's just a deserted hallway 209 00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:43,376 with creepy flashing lights and an overriding sense of doom. 210 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:47,480 Yeah, it's terrifying! 211 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:51,885 - Let's just get in there and get this over with. 212 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:54,021 - Yeah. 213 00:10:58,926 --> 00:11:01,661 Oh, I think we're too late. 214 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:09,402 - Man! This stuff spreads fast. 215 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:11,772 - This girl is garnished. 216 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:14,942 What do we do? - I think we need some kind of weed killer. 217 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:18,411 I am not going to pull any weeds out of this girl's face. 218 00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:20,413 - You go to the chemistry lab and I'll call Sarah. 219 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,950 - Hello? - [Hey, Sarah, it's me.] 220 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,918 - Hey! How's my laptop? 221 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:26,787 Please, please tell me you brought it back to life. 222 00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:29,757 - Um, not exactly. 223 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:31,458 Are you busy tonight? 224 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,994 - Not anymore. Erica met a guy 225 00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:36,529 while we were waiting in line for a movie, and then she ditched me! 226 00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:39,466 - Great! I mean, um, 227 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,935 we could use a hand with something. 228 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:44,104 It's kind of related to your laptop. 229 00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:46,807 - Wait, you're asking me for computer help? 230 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:48,809 I thought you were the "nerds on demand". 231 00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:53,513 - Well, this isn't exactly a programming issue. 232 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,515 Do you like gardening? 233 00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:58,351 - The last time I bought a plant, I killed it in a week. 234 00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:02,055 - Perfect! The more plants you've killed, the better. - [You guys really need] 235 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:04,424 to stop inhaling the science experiments. 236 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:07,260 Be there in a bit. - OK! 237 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:10,397 Let's wax some weeds! - OK. 238 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:12,265 W-w-wait! 239 00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:14,167 We don't want to burn her face. 240 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,469 Spray her roots! I mean, legs. 241 00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:19,539 - Can I use my line again? - If you insist. 242 00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:24,511 - Let's wax some weeds! [Electronic fax sounds] 243 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:27,347 - Stop, stop, stop! - I'm stopping. 244 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:35,188 What did you see? - I saw a tree. 245 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,190 It was... angry. 246 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:40,828 - How could you tell? Was it choking squirrels? 247 00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:43,296 - Aw, man! 248 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:46,499 I was really hoping you guys would have this fixed by now. 249 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:49,436 This didn't screw up my download, did it? 250 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:54,174 - Maybe we should look up your angry tree online? 251 00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:56,376 - Uh, not here. 252 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:59,112 Something tells me that it's not a good idea to touch 253 00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:02,850 these computers! 254 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:11,558 [Beep! Beep! Beep!] - Looks like the school's 255 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,127 wireless is down. I'm not getting a signal. 256 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:15,562 - We'll do it from my place. 257 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,031 - What about her? 258 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:21,168 - Uh, I don't think we should move her until we know what's going on. 259 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:24,237 The weed killer didn't go over so well. - OK. 260 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,639 Should we call a doctor? 261 00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:29,609 Gardener? Cable guy? 262 00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:33,346 - Couldn't you guys just water her and make sure she gets enough sun? 263 00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:36,249 [Benny snickers] - OK, we'll come back for her. 264 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,317 Let's go! 265 00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:43,456 Rory, I said don't touch it! - Don't worry about me. 266 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:46,093 I'm big, bad, bloodsucking vampire. 267 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,395 I can look out for myself. 268 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:51,498 - Listen... - Ooh! Vanilla Sunrise! 269 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:54,201 - Hey, Benny, check this out. 270 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:58,005 The oldest tree in town just got cut down a few weeks ago. 271 00:13:58,071 --> 00:13:59,472 - It's right next to the school. 272 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:04,011 - Yeah, looks like the tree was a site of old druid rituals. 273 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,546 - So this tree soaks up magic over the years, 274 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:09,016 gets knocked down, and what, now wants revenge? 275 00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:12,552 - Well, somebody cuts me off at the shins, they're gonna hear about it. 276 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:15,288 - So what does this mean for what's happening at school? 277 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,557 - Well, like Principal Hicks said: 278 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,927 to kill the weeds, we gotta cut out the root. 279 00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:22,029 - Time to do some gardening. 280 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:24,097 Let's wax some weeds! - Really? 281 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:28,201 Again? - It's all I got. 282 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,574 - Oh-oh! 283 00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:37,544 - What's with the human salad bar? 284 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,646 - Sorry, there's this weird root thing. 285 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,949 Ethan and Benny are fixing it-- - Never mind. 286 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:44,584 I just... I wanna get out of here. This is creeping me out. 287 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:47,254 - You look... really pretty. 288 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,356 - Thanks, I'm on a date. 289 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,558 - With me? - No. 290 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:55,428 With a guy that could actually get a date with me. 291 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,965 So, where's the DVD? 292 00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:01,034 - Almost ready. Sit down. We can swap secrets while we wait. 293 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:04,237 - Pass. I told my date I was in the bathroom. 294 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:07,074 I'll be back after he buys me dessert. 295 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:10,377 - Ah, looking forward to it. 296 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:13,981 - There, it is. Or was. 297 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,183 - [Benny]: That is one freaky stump. 298 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:19,686 Do you think a tree could hold a grudge? - For what? 299 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:24,257 - I carved my name into it. "Benny loves Sally." 300 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:27,727 And Beth, Kailey, Della, Erica-- 301 00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:30,097 - Benny! - Catwoman. 302 00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:32,465 - OK, what do we do? 303 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:37,204 - Well, looks like the only way to stop it is to cut the root. 304 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:40,607 - [Benny]: Roots lead back to the school. 305 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:43,943 - [Sarah]: This tree wasn't ready to die. 306 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,118 - Looks like we found the mother root. 307 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,785 - You think? 308 00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:55,488 - The school's internet cables run through here. 309 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:58,058 These crazy roots have grown right into them. 310 00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:02,029 - Does this mean more yard work? - Let's get this thing open. 311 00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:07,567 - Looks like someone is holding it shut. 312 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,603 - Something strong. - Maybe there's some haunted 313 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:13,640 Venus flytrap who's trying to get illegal pay-per-view? 314 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:16,109 Right, right? 315 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:19,146 - Cutting the roots should kill it. Then we can save vegetable girl. 316 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:21,481 - Yeah! It's gardening time! 317 00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:25,218 - Is that the best you can do? - Pretty much. 318 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,728 [Electronic fax sounds] 319 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:39,466 - Ah! - Ugh! 320 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,805 - Eww! 321 00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:48,275 [Terrified moaning] 322 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:51,478 - Well, uh, she seems better. 323 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,480 [Short scream] 324 00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:58,751 Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! I just downloaded myself a love life! 325 00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:00,787 What's going on? 326 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,523 This isn't a Single Tear video I've ever seen before. 327 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:06,759 Goodbye, evil screensaver. 328 00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:10,230 Nobody can save you from "Lord of the Power Button!" 329 00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:12,232 Booyah! 330 00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:15,768 Ah! 331 00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:18,071 Ah-ah! 332 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:25,478 - What kind of cheap boy wants to share a slice of cake? 333 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:29,216 - Erica, Erica, run! Save yourself! 334 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:33,686 - OK. - No, wait. Come back! 335 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:39,892 - Oh... Did anybody else just lose their 336 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,861 job well done feeling? 337 00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:44,731 - Hey, where's Benny? 338 00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:52,672 - Where did you get that? - Janitor's closet. 339 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,475 Always upgrade before a boss level. 340 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:58,745 Let's go - OK. 341 00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,780 [Roar] 342 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,899 - I will not be destroyed 343 00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:22,369 by poison or blade! 344 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,937 I will build a new force 345 00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:28,808 fertilized by human souls. 346 00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:32,212 - We're dealing with one angry tree now. 347 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:34,814 And it's upgraded its hardware. 348 00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:37,384 With Rory. - Ew! 349 00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:43,790 - This thing's mostly cable and computer now. We can't just spray it with weed killer. 350 00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,825 - No, but smashing works on almost everything. 351 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:47,894 - I'm with her. - Wait! 352 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,963 If it's half tree, half computer, maybe a virus can 353 00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:54,634 infect its system and take this thing down. 354 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:57,704 - Where do you just get a computer virus? 355 00:18:57,770 --> 00:19:00,240 - You've hacked into a computer system before, right? 356 00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:03,476 Just cover me! - Cover you with what!? 357 00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:09,482 - Just keep killing and don't let me get killed, OK? Simple enough?! 358 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:15,888 Come on, come on, come on. - OK, this is what I call computer hacking! 359 00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:18,291 - You're parasites! 360 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:20,193 - I'm gonna "pwn" you, newb! 361 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,197 - I got you! 362 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:35,708 - Hey, tree boy! Ha! Ha! Get ready to be "nick rolled"! 363 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,844 [Beep] - Nooooo! 364 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,812 ["Nick rolled" song] 365 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,047 NO! 366 00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:47,254 - Choose you love you choose you love you 367 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:55,528 - [Ethan]: Rory! 368 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:58,030 Are you ok? - Guys, 369 00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:01,368 I had the weirdest dream. 370 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:04,937 I was made out of carrot and I got "nick rolled". 371 00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:07,607 - Ha! Ha! 372 00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:18,818 - I can't believe Hicks blamed us for this mess. 373 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:23,556 - Maybe we should start clogging more toilets. It would be easier. 374 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,024 - Thanks for fixing my laptop, Ethan. 375 00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:26,659 - No problem. 376 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,661 - Do you have my Single Tear DVD? 377 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,798 - Right here. Not so fast. 378 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:34,534 When I was almost plant food, you took off 379 00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:37,970 to save yourself. You and I? So done. 380 00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:40,039 - Whatever. Just give it to me. 381 00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:42,475 - No! 382 00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:46,679 - Please? 383 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:50,917 - Well, OK, I can't stay mad at you. 384 00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:53,953 Now, can we go out? - Not a chance. 385 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:56,323 - Nice try. 386 00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:56,523 - Well, you almost stood up to her this time. 387 00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:03,530 - Baby steps, boys. Baby steps. 388 00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:15,942 She's the girl next door - Girl next door 389 00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:19,011 - Nice but not in a heart that's pure 390 00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:22,349 She's the girl next door 391 00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:26,553 Just for me