1 00:00:04,205 --> 00:00:06,807 Hey, plants and plantettes, 2 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:17,251 [chuckles] 3 00:00:17,285 --> 00:00:20,088 Oh, what is that? 4 00:00:21,422 --> 00:00:23,791 Well, hello! 5 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:26,460 How long have you been hiding out down there? 6 00:00:26,494 --> 00:00:27,761 Sorry green gang, 7 00:00:27,795 --> 00:00:30,798 your full root massage is gonna have to wait. 8 00:00:34,835 --> 00:00:38,038 [thunder] 9 00:00:44,845 --> 00:00:46,714 My students are sure gonna dig 10 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:50,218 all the archaeological stuff I dug up on you! 11 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:51,719 [chuckles] 12 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:55,656 Ah! 13 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:02,263 Pardon my nap. 14 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:03,631 And you are? 15 00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:05,566 I am Lucia. 16 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:07,501 I have been summoned. 17 00:01:07,535 --> 00:01:10,504 Am I being replaced? 18 00:01:10,538 --> 00:01:12,206 How long have I been out? 19 00:01:18,246 --> 00:01:20,814 I think I better go and see the nurse. 20 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:43,304 I heard we have a sub in for Mr. G! 21 00:01:43,337 --> 00:01:44,872 What prank do we pull first? 22 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:46,607 Alien fire drill or sub in a bucket? 23 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,742 What? 24 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:50,878 Oh. 25 00:01:50,911 --> 00:01:54,282 Hottest sub EVER! 26 00:01:56,684 --> 00:01:59,887 * She's the girl next door. 27 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:07,195 * She's the girl next door 28 00:02:07,228 --> 00:02:11,499 * Just for me 29 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:14,735 * What you get is what you see 30 00:02:24,612 --> 00:02:28,582 * She's the girl next door. 31 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:34,755 * She's the girl next door 32 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:40,794 [*] 33 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:51,205 Yan ta uicual, tuxiulli panum uu. 34 00:02:51,239 --> 00:02:52,506 Mackta tu- 35 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:53,507 What is she saying? 36 00:02:53,541 --> 00:02:54,675 Shh. 37 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:56,344 Trying to concentrate. 38 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:57,311 You understand her? 39 00:02:57,345 --> 00:02:58,646 She's talking? 40 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,614 I didn't notice. 41 00:03:00,648 --> 00:03:02,683 [knocking] 42 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:05,686 Duvokali uxmaka. 43 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:06,954 Hey. 44 00:03:06,987 --> 00:03:08,422 What's going on in there? 45 00:03:08,456 --> 00:03:09,490 Who's the fashion-fail in the muumuu? 46 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:10,691 I know, right? 47 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:12,893 Ms Lucia is subbing for Mr. G. 48 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:14,528 She's so nice. 49 00:03:14,562 --> 00:03:15,929 Right. 50 00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:17,565 Anyway, do you still have any of those 51 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:19,367 little wooden-stake darts? 52 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,602 You mean pencils? Yeah, why? 53 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:23,237 Some vampire jerk stood her up. 54 00:03:23,271 --> 00:03:24,572 She wants to make a point, but I- 55 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:26,807 All warriors must get to work. 56 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,609 The hour of judgment approaches. 57 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:30,778 Okay. 58 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:34,348 Uh, so where are the girl warriors? 59 00:03:34,382 --> 00:03:35,349 Banished. 60 00:03:35,383 --> 00:03:36,450 Maidens have no use 61 00:03:36,484 --> 00:03:38,886 but to serve their queen when the hour is at hand. 62 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:41,389 Ah! 63 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:52,400 What did Ms. Lucia mean by "hour of judgment"? 64 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:53,967 She's talking about a test! 65 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:55,503 Yes. 66 00:03:55,536 --> 00:03:58,038 You will all be tested. 67 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,640 Test me first. 68 00:03:59,673 --> 00:04:02,376 Is the question, "Are you pretty?" 69 00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:04,878 Answer: Uh-huhhhh. 70 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:06,714 Now, who will help me? 71 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:18,726 We must make an altar 72 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:21,862 on which to heap offerings to the light. 73 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:23,063 I don't think we can do that. 74 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:25,733 Last time I tried putting a hot tub in the science lab- 75 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:31,605 Your altar shall be most awesome. 76 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:46,354 This is the weirdest homework ever. 77 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:47,888 What part of "sacred list of offerings 78 00:04:47,921 --> 00:04:49,657 to please the heavens" don't you understand? 79 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:51,692 Uh, all of it. 80 00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:57,598 I don't even know what half of this is, 81 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:58,932 let alone where to find it. 82 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:00,501 Never question the orders of a babe. 83 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:01,669 All right? 84 00:05:01,702 --> 00:05:02,803 Now if you don't mind, 85 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:04,505 all I need to be teacher's pet is... 86 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:05,706 bloodstone? 87 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:09,377 You girls have any bloodstone? 88 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:10,544 It sounds vampirey! 89 00:05:10,578 --> 00:05:11,745 All outta bloodstone. 90 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:13,414 But I can make you bleed with a rock. 91 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:26,960 -have to find frog hearts. 92 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:28,529 Yeah. 93 00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:33,066 Am I nuts or did we just get blown off by nerds? 94 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:34,902 Something messed up is going on. 95 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:43,711 Excuse me- who are you? 96 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:45,746 Who authorized you to make a desk fort? 97 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:48,849 Mind your tone when addressing Lucia. 98 00:05:48,882 --> 00:05:52,520 I have come to return the world to endless light. 99 00:05:52,553 --> 00:05:55,122 Oh, I see, so you are crazy. 100 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:56,590 Cuckoo. 101 00:05:56,624 --> 00:05:57,925 Your deck is less than full. 102 00:06:01,829 --> 00:06:04,898 As you command, my queen. 103 00:06:04,932 --> 00:06:07,435 Uh, why's she still here? 104 00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:09,136 Don't tell me she's subbing for our class too. 105 00:06:09,169 --> 00:06:10,838 She's not even all that hot. 106 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:15,443 Okay, fine, she's a goddess. 107 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:16,644 But I can still hate her. 108 00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:18,879 Lucia is a queen; she is not a goddess. 109 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:21,649 I told you maidens, go. 110 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:24,418 So you want us to skip class? 111 00:06:24,452 --> 00:06:26,787 We have- Done and done. 112 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,055 Principal Hicks? 113 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:29,089 Are you sure you're cool with this? 114 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:35,395 Excellent. 115 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:39,533 Okay. 116 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:49,142 Cow lips, pigeon feet ... 117 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:51,512 snake liver? 118 00:06:51,545 --> 00:06:52,613 Where'm I gonna find that? 119 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:54,848 Yes! 120 00:06:54,882 --> 00:06:56,083 Old hotdogs! 121 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:57,951 They're crammed full of weird animal bits! 122 00:06:57,985 --> 00:07:00,588 Ms. Lucia's going to love me! 123 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:02,523 I claim these for my queen. 124 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:03,791 Get your hands off my hotdogs, you weenie! 125 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:06,694 [phone rings] 126 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:07,861 My queen. Stop it! 127 00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:09,497 My queen. My queen. 128 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:11,832 Hello? Ethan, forget the stupid scavenger hunt. 129 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:13,867 Your weird sub is getting weirder. 130 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:15,102 Sarah, it's no big deal. 131 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:16,870 She's just-- Hot? 132 00:07:16,904 --> 00:07:19,172 I know, but you need to wake up! 133 00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:28,816 Principal Hicks hates being sat on. 134 00:07:28,849 --> 00:07:31,051 Don't worry, I'll look into it, okay? 135 00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:32,953 Okay, bye. 136 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:34,588 Guys, stop! 137 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:35,823 It's all fun and games 138 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:36,757 till someone gets a hotdog in the eye- 139 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,992 What are you talking about? Ow! My eye! 140 00:07:39,026 --> 00:07:41,629 Ugh! See? 141 00:07:41,662 --> 00:07:43,497 Praise the Sun King. 142 00:07:43,531 --> 00:07:47,034 Praise the Sun King! 143 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:49,837 Ms. L! Hey! I did it! 144 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:52,840 Wildflowers, animal parts, and frog hearts-bam! 145 00:07:52,873 --> 00:07:54,808 You can't beat any of my frog hearts 146 00:07:58,646 --> 00:08:00,113 This is really messed up. 147 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:02,883 The offerings are pleasing. 148 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:08,522 Next, the altar must be made to shine like the Sun. 149 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:13,961 Uno problemo. 150 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:27,775 Benny, where are you going? 151 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:29,777 Relax, dude. I seek gold for my queen! 152 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:40,721 You have no offering, scrawny one? 153 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:43,624 Then you must bring me extra gold. 154 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:46,894 Most teachers are happy with getting an apple. 155 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:48,829 No gold for me. 156 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,230 It is for him. 157 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:52,232 My love. 158 00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:11,985 Something wrong, little funny face? 159 00:09:12,019 --> 00:09:14,855 Uh, I think I have some gold stars 160 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,223 on my algebra test. 161 00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:18,959 They're extra shiny. I'll go get them. 162 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:21,294 Do as your queen commands. 163 00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:25,733 Praise the Sun King. 164 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,948 Jane, is Ethan here? 165 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:42,616 Yeah, but he's acting kinda insane. 166 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:43,884 Even for him. 167 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:44,852 Let's go see. 168 00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:52,860 Silver, rubies, diamonds: worthless junk! 169 00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:55,162 Lucia demands gold! 170 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:56,764 What's a Lucia? 171 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:58,899 Gold for my queen! 172 00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:04,638 I think Ethan and the guys at school 173 00:10:04,672 --> 00:10:06,239 are under some sort of spell. 174 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,408 It's up to the girls to save the day. 175 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,878 All right! Count me in! 176 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:19,152 I got your gold. 177 00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:20,353 Thousands of years' worth 178 00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:22,122 of grandma's antique jewellery. 179 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,223 And I have filled my pockets 180 00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:25,392 with gold coins for my queen! 181 00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:27,327 Oh man. 182 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,262 The chocolate part melted. 183 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,865 Close enough, young warriors. 184 00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:33,667 Put them in the fire. 185 00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:37,237 Gooooooooooooold! 186 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:38,872 Where did you get that? 187 00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:42,309 Pried loose from the bosom of mother Earth! 188 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:44,344 I dug it up. 189 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:47,080 The Sun King will be most pleased. 190 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,352 You kiss HIM? No fair! He's immortal! 191 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:53,854 How can we compete! 192 00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:55,756 Silence! 193 00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:58,125 Now melt the gold and pour it over the altar. 194 00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,793 Get to work! 195 00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:01,328 Now hang on a jiffy! 196 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:02,930 I'm feeling ship-shape 197 00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:05,232 so if you don't mind, I'd like my class back. 198 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:07,367 And, ooh, my crystal skull. 199 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,903 Oh guys, what would the fire marshal say 200 00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:11,972 about this open flame? 201 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:16,944 Fire marshal here: Guys, that is a no-no! 202 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,786 And you are more smouldering 203 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:28,155 than that fire but uh- 204 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,490 Well, as I was saying: 205 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:33,693 praise the Sun King and call me sacred vessel. 206 00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,932 Wooo! 207 00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:41,468 Praise the Sun King! 208 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,236 Masta toocha- 209 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:44,805 Lucia da. 210 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:47,274 Masta eecha Lucia na. 211 00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:49,977 Masta eecha Lucia na. 212 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:52,212 Masta eecha Lucia na. 213 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,487 Praise the Sun King! 214 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:07,995 He will soon return to us. 215 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:09,362 You may cheer. 216 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,932 Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! 217 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:15,803 Soon the final ceremony will demand the ultimate sacrifice. 218 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:24,878 Me! Me! 219 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:27,214 Eecha Lucia na. 220 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,449 Masta eecha Lucia na. 221 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,985 Masta eecha Lucia na. 222 00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:34,221 That Lucia thinks she's so hot, 223 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,856 it makes my blood boil! 224 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:38,025 Ah, ow! 225 00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:39,492 That's not the only thing that's boiling! 226 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:41,361 Lucia's heating the whole world up. 227 00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:44,397 The Sun is turning my skin into human fondue! 228 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:45,999 If I find that Sun King, 229 00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:48,135 I am going to knock his teeth out. 230 00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:49,903 We need a plan and fast. 231 00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:51,504 Think-what would Ethan and Benny do? 232 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:54,441 No offence, but that's a really stupid idea. 233 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:57,110 You know saying "no offence" doesn't make it less mean. 234 00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:09,890 No, you admit- 235 00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:11,391 You wish you're chosen! 236 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:20,500 Whatever. 237 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:23,036 I'm not leaving without smashing something. 238 00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:25,138 Well, she seems to like that skull. 239 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:27,240 We will die in defence of the sacred skull. 240 00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:29,042 Especially Rory. Yeah. 241 00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:30,477 Whatevs. 242 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,112 Wait! 243 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,881 They're under a spell! 244 00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:36,283 We need to retreat and come up with a better plan. 245 00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:40,420 Fine. But we'll be back. 246 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:47,027 Masta eecha Lucia na. 247 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,461 If that's not a spell, 248 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,397 this is the worst glee club ever. 249 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:53,066 Masta eecha Lucia na. 250 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:56,904 Masta eecha Lucia na. 251 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:05,578 who are worried about reports from certain scientists 252 00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:08,315 about a visibly swollen solar corona, or Sun, 253 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,617 that may melt the entire planet. 254 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,252 But there's no need to panic. 255 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:13,954 This just means we're gonna have 256 00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:17,090 a doozy of a sunset tonight at the hour of judgment. 257 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:30,170 [chuckles] Wowzah. 258 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,238 Sounds like the hour of judgment 259 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:33,140 is tonight at sundown. 260 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:34,141 And if we don't act fast, 261 00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:36,076 the Sun's gonna take down our friends with it! 262 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,145 I'm glad you called me. 263 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:39,579 I figured we needed to come up with a plan 264 00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:41,248 like Ethan and Benny would. 265 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:43,316 And then give up, call you. 266 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:44,617 Like Ethan and Benny would. 267 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:47,254 Lucia is an ancient Maztak name. 268 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,588 Now, the Maztaks were pretty big 269 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,557 on gold and animal hearts too. 270 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,325 Look. 271 00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:54,962 "The Sun King and the Sky Queen created the earth together, 272 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:56,296 but an argument between the two 273 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,998 brought eternal night to the world." 274 00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:59,532 Too bad they didn't have couples counselling. 275 00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:05,205 the Sun King will return to the earth 276 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,406 in an explosion of light 277 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:09,609 that will end the mortal world"? 278 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,111 At least I won't have to finish that essay. 279 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:12,479 Yay! 280 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:14,614 Lucia had the boys build an altar at school. 281 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:17,584 She said the hour of judgment was tonight at sundown. 282 00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:20,353 Well, what're you doing yammering with an old lady? 283 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,558 It's girl power or nothing. 284 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:28,128 We need to get our geek on and come up with a plan fast. 285 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:29,462 Yay! 286 00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:32,465 She said girl power, not little girl power. 287 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:34,601 Boo. 288 00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,305 The ceremony will soon begin. 289 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:43,010 Lower. 290 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:47,147 The light must hit at the perfect angle. 291 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,082 Prepare the chosen one! 292 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:51,751 This final offering must please the Sun King. 293 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,987 Yup! Chosen one coming through. 294 00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:56,656 I'm number one! I'm number one! 295 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,491 I can't believe the guy who always gets picked last 296 00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,360 gets to be the chosen one. 297 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:01,995 I can't believe I'm jealous of Rory. 298 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,614 Where's our big plan? 299 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,116 I'm trying to find Lucia's weakness 300 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,317 and her power source. 301 00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:26,186 What exactly are you doing to help? 302 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:28,088 Lucia's only weakness is her taste in robes. 303 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:31,024 And glass heads. 304 00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:32,659 Right! Her crystal skull! 305 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:34,527 I bet that's her power source! 306 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,329 Check this out. 307 00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:38,131 The Sun's rays are lighting up the skull! 308 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:39,499 So what? 309 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:40,733 So, what happened in the original myth? 310 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:43,536 Why did the Sun and the Earth split up in the first place? 311 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:46,473 Uh, long-distance relationships never work out? 312 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,541 Heh. Nice one. Here it is: 313 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,343 they split because the Moon Goddess came between them. 314 00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:51,478 Great. 315 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:52,812 Gotta give the Moon Goddess a call. 316 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,281 Got her cell number? 317 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,648 Maybe we don't need the actual Moon. 318 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:58,118 Just something that will channel the Moon's energy. 319 00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:00,720 Well, maybe I'm just a "little girl," 320 00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:03,490 but I know a big geek who paid six months' allowance 321 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,625 to buy moonstones online. 322 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,667 EW! 323 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:22,675 Okay, got 'em. 324 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,512 Let's go. 325 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:26,813 You're welcome! 326 00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,820 You two may now anoint the chosen one 327 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,423 with precious oils. 328 00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:37,724 Ick. 329 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:39,859 I mean, must we, my Queen? 330 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,561 It'd be faster to spray him. 331 00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:42,629 You heard our Queen! 332 00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,397 Anoint me! 333 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:49,769 Eww. 334 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,070 Good anointing. 335 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:56,443 Wow-pretty. 336 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,281 Yow! That's hurting the chosen one! 337 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:08,688 You! 338 00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,557 You are unpure! 339 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,225 You are cursed! 340 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:13,726 You are not the chosen one. 341 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,328 Great, we rubbed oil all over him 342 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:17,230 and he's not even pure! 343 00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,765 But I smell like coconut! 344 00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:31,711 You are the final offering. 345 00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,480 Yes, my Queen. 346 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:34,514 Ah, no way! 347 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,183 No fair! 348 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,699 Wait. No! 349 00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:54,567 No, guys, this is wrong. 350 00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:55,735 This is bad. 351 00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:56,903 We have to stop this! 352 00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,505 Oh, suck it up, puppy face! 353 00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:03,176 If that's what the Queen wants, then so be it. 354 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:05,645 It's the end of the world! 355 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,418 based on one old legend. 356 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:14,287 You're under a spell! I am not the chosen one! 357 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:16,523 So modest. I was not worthy. 358 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,525 She's gonna destroy all of you! 359 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:21,194 Nobody likes a sore winner, Ethan. 360 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,367 Come on. Time to dethrone a queen. 361 00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:34,274 Who dares defile the Sun King's sacred temple? 362 00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:43,483 * [rock music] 363 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,419 The weather girls are here with an updated forecast. 364 00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:48,688 Yeah, cloudy with a 100 percent chance 365 00:19:55,295 --> 00:20:02,869 [grunting] 366 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:04,804 [crash] 367 00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:16,616 Wow, you guys look hot! 368 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,985 It's a shame we're gonna have to destroy you. 369 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:20,787 Chosen one needs your help! 370 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:24,424 Ah! 371 00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:30,497 What happened? 372 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:31,931 Why are my hands so oily? 373 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:34,000 Why do I look like a basted turkey? 374 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,038 Ew! 375 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,574 Accept this sacrifice my Sun King! 376 00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:43,976 Ah! Purify the Earth in eternal fire! 377 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,778 Here's one final offering! 378 00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:47,480 From the Moon Goddess! 379 00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:54,654 [screams] 380 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,058 [thunderous noise] 381 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,628 Nooooooooooo! 382 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,530 Ah! 383 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,639 What-what happened? 384 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:19,512 True story. 385 00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:26,419 Hey! You smashed my moon rocks! 386 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,662 I guess the way you stopped Lucia was pretty cool. 387 00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:38,030 I just wish Mr. G thought it was cool. 388 00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:40,533 He gave us a week's detention for smashing his skull. 389 00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:41,768 Sweet! 390 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:42,935 Not literally! 391 00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,103 Oh. 392 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,505 Wow! 393 00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:47,574 Mr. G has never given anyone detention!