ANNOUNCER: The shark truly is nature's underwater chainsaw.
OOOOOOOH! THAT WAS SICK!
Ah!
That was disgusting.
What? And so boring.
I thought this was a pool party.
Come on!
Last one in's a rotten egg!
Tad? Are you coming?
...rows of razor-sharp teeth make the shark...
Ew!
Scary!
[splash]
I knew you'd change your mind.
[splashing]
Tad. You can't scare me.
Sharks don't live in pools.
Let's see a shark eat THIS many nachos!
Am I right?
Seriously Tad, cut it out.
If you find carnivorous terror machines...
Hey, Heather.
You gotta get in on these nachos.
Heather?
* She's the girl next door.
* Nice, but not in a heart that's pure *
* She's the girl next door
* Just for me
* What you get is what you see
* No more maybe it's may believe *
* She can give you everything you need *
* She's the girl next door.
* Nice, but not in a heart that's pure *
* She's the girl next door
* Just for me
[*]
* I am so clean, do you know what I mean? *
* My friends are kinda freaky
Hey?
Dad?
DAAAAAD!
[laughter]
This won't help our reputations.
The shower cut out right before we could rinse.
Our whole street lost water pressure.
You were both in the shower at the same time?
DIFFERENT showers, Rory.
DIFFERENT.
Well, actually I was in the middle
of this deep conditioning treatment.
People aren't just BORN with hair this thick and shiny,
all right?
Hey, s'up, hottie?
[clearing throat]
That was pathetic!
Wake up!
Nice jacket.
NAP TIME!
Thanks!
I picked it up last night at dinner.
Oh relax, I didn't drain her!
You're such a square.
Sure. That's what the diaper's for.
Huh?
Hey derfnerders! Did I say you could get up?
One hundred jumping jacks!
Of course you can go. Oh, thank you!
You could be a LITTLE easier on them.
Arms higher!
Please.
Our seniors did it to us and one day these little noobs
will abuse their freshmen.
It's the circle of life.
I've been volunteering at the blood bank.
It's like an all-you-can-drink buffet.
What? How much did you drink?
I don't know ... like, six pints?
SIX? Sarah!
Anything more than a pint every few days
can make you nauseous and-
[sound of breaking wind] Disgusting!
Wow! That one had some bass in it.
OMG, this is so humiliating! Disgusting!
What are you looking at?
NAPTIME!
Good babies!
[chuckles]
Noodles.
Cheap, easy noodles.
Dude, this looks impossible!
I knew home ec was a bad idea!
Benny. Calm yourself.
We just need water.
[rattling pipes]
See? We're gonna fail noodles!
Sorry! It's an emergency!
[gurgling] [groaning]
[clanging, rattling]
[screaming]
Kate? Are you okay in there?
Help me! Somebody help me!
Okay! I'll try and find a nurse-
just hang in there, okay?
[gurgling]
[beeping]
Oh, as IF.
J.J. Abrams was referential without being reverential.
If you're still worried about failing noodles,
you could help me.
He conjured nostalgia
without being constrained by it- durfnerder.
Food gets spilled around here all the time.
See?
It's probably just a rat.
GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
GENTLEMEN!
Don't make me come over there.
I am not as sweet as I used to be.
Sorry, Mrs. Oppenheimer.
What the heck was that?
Wow.
The pipes are wrecked.
I weep for the future of the human race.
[bell rings]
Okay, what was that?
And how did it make that hole in the sink?
Whatever it was, it wasn't friendly.
I know.
It just points right at you, no matter where you stand.
We have to find Sarah.
Kate?
Are you okay?
Um-I guess she went home.
You really don't want to go in there.
It's the janitor's problem now.
OMG, you scared me!
Look, we need to talk. No-we need to talk.
Benny, we're the same we. What is it?
Something terrible just happened to Kate in the bathroom.
It's like something evil just--
-came up through the pipes?
I think whatever it was came to the home-ec room
looking for dessert.
[bell rings]
I found this. Instead of Kate.
We need to go where the pipes go.
Come on.
Maybe there's a reason the basement's off-limits.
[loud bang]
I don't like this.
Okay, come on.
before they get eaten alive!
[clatter]
That thing is nature's greatest klutz.
Hey guys! [screams]
What are you doing here?
Looking for a snack. What else?
We thought you were...
[low growling]
Was that an alligator?
How was that an alligator?
I mean, in Whitechapel?
Uh, guys?
Remember that locker search a couple of months back?
Goodbye Super Jock potion.
Come on, Benny. I gotta go!
INTERCOM: Attention, all students must comply
with the random locker search.
Don't worry guys-
I'll be back to get you as soon as this raid's over.
Rory! You have to flush it!
No, wait!
[flushing]
I didn't mean to!
What? They obviously survived.
Yeah, it definitely went this way.
How do you know?
Vampires have a really good sense of smell.
She's right. It was here.
[sloshing]
Ugh!
Is this normal for an alligator?
Ugh.
It's grown a lot in four months.
This is no normal alligator.
It gives you the combined athletic mojo
of Sidney Crosby, Kobe Bryant, and a circus dolphin.
A dolphin?
What? Chicks dig dolphins.
I need new friends.
I can't believe you were going to take something like that!
I'm telling your grandmother.
No, no, no! Please don't tell her!
I'm telling her! Guys!
Not now.
We're trying to find a huge alligator.
Okay.
I've got a bad feeling about this.
We got it cornered. Let's go.
What?
Okay, no we don't have it cornered!
Rory, get back!
Got you! Rory! What are you doing?
No, let him do it!
Or else we'll have to do it!
Guys! I saw this on "The Crocodile Hunter!"
Help me burrito this thing!
You got him!
You're not so bad.
Ah!
Get his head! Yeah!
Stop with the flashlight, Benny!
[grunting]
YEAH! Woo-hoo!
Bring it in.
Humans 1, Gator, 0. Zero!
That's what happens when you mess with thumbs!
[loud bang]
I think we made our point.
to get under doorways... they must have evolved.
You evolved? Awwww.
Daddy's so proud!
[loud growling]
TV: A large, scaly creature was spotted
lurking outside a Hunter Hills home two nights ago.
Police warn if anyone spots it- [door slams]
Erica? What happened to you?
You guys are the ones with your finger
on all that's weird around here-
you tell me.
I was driving the freshmen through the car wash
in the back of my dad's pickup-
You drove them through a car wash?
Well, after she made them all roll around in manure
someone had to hose them off.
Right?
And then something huge and scaly jumped out of the pipes
and attacked me!
Hey, hey, is this a dig on Sheila Botner?
'Cause she's actually a really nice girl
who just happens to have a minor skin condition.
NO!
It was some kind of mutant alligator thing,
and it came out biting!
Now I know how my food feels.
Hey guys-
looks like they found Thor's buddy.
This just in.
The 250-pound gator was captured in a local pool
after a close encounter with a mother and her toddler.
The rampageous reptile was heavily sedated
and sent to a local zoo for testing.
Local officials say all city pools are now considered safe
and gator free.
Well, that's both my little guys.
It's all over.
Who wants pretzels?
That's not the one that attacked me.
They're breeding.
And if Erica's right, them babies ain't pretty.
Yes! I'm a matchmaker!
We're talking about an entirely different species.
One capable of incredible strength,
of growing to who knows what size.
The possibilities are endless.
And thanks to the dork squad,
they're loose in our city's sewer system!
[phone ringing]
Erica, are you calling me?
No.
Let me guess, you got it
while you were trying to bite somebody else's arm?
Yeah.
It's a 6G!
Erica, you need to stop stealing
from your dinner guests, okay?
You're gonna draw too much attention to yourself!
Fine. Okay.
They're just souvenirs.
[sound of breaking wind]
Did you hear something?
NO! Nobody did!
Nope- me neither.
[beeping]
Is the gator stomach calling you again?
No-stomach-texting actually.
But I just got an idea...
Okay, as long as Erica's phone
is still in the alligator's stomach-
Then we call anyone who got eaten,
and find out where they were!
That'll never work!
The reception inside an alligator would be like,
one bar, max!
That's just enough to track the phone's GPS signal.
I can hack into the satellite
Voila!
Oh come on!
Very high class. Lots of hot tubs.
That was 126-bit encryption I just hacked through!
I thought it was awesome.
Thank you, Benny!
Wait-where was Heather last seen again?
Tad McGillis's mansion.
That's it!
Where else would a tropical sewer-dwelling lizard
be able to make it through the winter?
Under a hot tub!
That's where the nest is!
Isn't Tad having another party today?
A POOL party.
And the baby is heading right home-
right back to Tad's!
We have to warn them!
Hot girls in danger, here we COME!
Are the costumes really necessary?
What - We need to be prepared
when we get down and dirty with this croc.
Hey, I refuse to enter a senior party
with them dressed like this.
Hey. Dude.
Great. What up?
Dudes. Where's the party at?
Great. Whatever.
Let's go in the back way.
[*]
So many dining choices.
Kinda like picking your own lobster at Captain Pinchey's.
[sound of breaking wind]
Hey...
OH-what is that?
Ew, it smells like a burning tire!
I'm going to go to the bathroom!
She's gassy. It's an overeating thing.
I'm going to go find a snack.
I think I'm in the mood for a blonde.
TMI.
Come on. Let's give these seniors JEI.
Just Enough Information?
You know, to save themselves?
From the al- Just go do it!
[*]
[feedback] HEY!
Uh, hey-sorry about that.
There is a man-eating mutant alligator
headed right toward this house!
[laughter] Yeah!
Everyone get out of the water!
[feedback]
Get!
Okay.
I guess we're gonna have to do it the old-fashioned way.
Run and call the police.
No.
We wait for it to show itself, then we give that mutant gator
some wicked indigestion.
Good snacks at this party.
Anyone got anymore SPF 1000?
So, what's the dork squad up to now?
Well, the alligator should come up right under the hot tub.
Then all we have to do is get it to come up through the grate
and open wide.
Then in goes the liquid kaboom.
You know it's pathetic how good you guys are at this stuff.
But your proportions are off.
You need more soda.
Because before she was a smoking-hot vampire
she was a mega nerd, remember?
Remind anyone of that again and you're toast, get it?
Got it! Good.
Whoa, that thing's getting close.
Who's the bait?
DARN IT! YES!
I don't care.
Hello, my fellow tubbies.
No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait!
I meant we all like hot tubs!
Oh good, you got rid of them.
The less bodies at risk, the better.
Guys, it's right under us.
[loud splash] Ahh!
[growling]
Ethan, now! I'm not ready!
Rory! Grab that hot-tub cover!
Ah!
Ahh!
I don't like this plan!
Hurry up! Ready!
[growling]
I forgot about the biting!
I'll do it.
Eat science!
Run!
[loud bang]
[screaming]
[indistinct voices]
Did we win?
Ah!
We're alive.
[shudders]
I got my phone back!
We kicked that alligator's-
Ahh!
We won't be seeing you later, alligator.
I just peed my swimsuit, can you tell?
It's cool. Just go with it.
We took a vote and you nerds can stay!
Yes!
But you gotta tell your girlfriend
to stop polluting the bathroom
'cause it smells like a dead skunk in there.
Ew!
He thinks Sarah's my GIRLFRIEND!
Yes!
Yeah.
Ow.
So, did you fix that little problem you had?
Problem is solved.
I'm eating a lot less now.
No more blood buffets.
Oh boy.
[*]
Wow. I can't unsee this.
Pretty sweet boots, huh?
I have alligator socks.
I'm wearing alligator underwear.
Well, okay,
normally I'd have a problem with wearing animal skins,
but since it was an evil mutant toilet gator,
I guess it's okay.
Oh sure, so they're allowed to steal things
from THEIR victims?
What a double standard.
So, fashionistas,
everything's good except for one thing.
What are you going to do about that gator
locked in the supply closet?
Ah... We gotta go.