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So even when the village shaman
would try to call down

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the vengeance of the moon
upon his enemies,

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he was still a snappy dresser.

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Now, I hope that some of these
native artefacts

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are going to inspire some
culturally diverse

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costume choices this Halloween.

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All it's inspiring
for me is a nap.

8
00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,596
Oh, I miss naps.

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The dreaming, the snoring,
the drooling...

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Here's a sight for scary eyes.

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According to native legend,

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an ancient warlord would use
this mask to bring to life

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the fighting spirits
of his army.

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And the warlord's warriors would
don the furs of wolves and bears

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and then-do you know what
would happen?

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Animal-rights groups
would protest?

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They smelled like old carcasses?

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No, the natives believed the
warriors would turn into

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[bell ringing]

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I saw that you were sleeping,
Rory.

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I was just pretending to sleep!

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Oh great!

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Well, now you can pretend to
stay after class

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and clean the blackboards.

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Seems like I'm doing this
for real.

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I don't like giving real
detentions,

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It, uh, it helps me
manage my guilt.

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Oh, ah, don't touch
those artefacts.

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Okay!

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But Mr. Warlord Shaman
will touch everything!

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[evil laughter]

32
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* She's the girl next door

33
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* Nice, but not
in a heart that's pure *

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* She's the girl next door

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* No more maybe
it's may believe *

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* She can give you
everything you need *

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* She's the girl next door

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* Nice, but not
in a heart that's pure *

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* She's the girl next door

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* Just for me

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[*]

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How excited are you?

43
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For math?
Not very.

44
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Hello!

45
00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:57,611
Vampire Halloween party?

46
00:02:57,645 --> 00:02:59,313
How cool does that sound?

47
00:02:59,347 --> 00:03:02,816
A lot cooler than "babysitting
because I need money."

48
00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:09,957
Well, if I explain it
to Ethan's mom that way,

49
00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:17,865
Maybe, but not as awesome as
the night where I dressed up

50
00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:23,804
Pop, pop, pop-

51
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I am grumpy.

52
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What's wrong with Erica?

53
00:03:39,487 --> 00:03:41,589
She keeps grumbling about
popcorn prices.

54
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Ugh. I told her I couldn't
go to a Halloween party

55
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with her tonight because
I have to babysit.

56
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Yeah, I feel really bad
about that.

57
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Hey, I'm having a party
later tonight.

58
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You can babysit that!

59
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You're having a Halloween party?

60
00:03:58,506 --> 00:04:01,542
Yeah, sure.
Why not?

61
00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:04,044
Because it'll just be
the two of us, that's why.

62
00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:16,324
Aw. You really want to make
Sarah's night, don't you?

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I just don't want to
ruin her night.

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Anyways, we could
at least invite Rory.

65
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What?

66
00:04:22,730 --> 00:04:25,499
Do you remember what happened
last time?

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I'm a caveman!
I'm a caveman!

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I'm a caveman!
Ugh!

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I'm a caveman!
I'm a caveman!

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00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:34,575
And that wasn't even
a costume party.

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Look, I'm sure
he'll be better this time.

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[grunts and laughter]

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I still think that's better.

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Yeah.
Yeah.

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So, I'll be home by eleven.

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Have fun with your friends,

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and don't forget to take Jane
trick-or-treating.

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I can't forget
what I never remember.

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00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:00,868
Wow. Do all of those
Dusk characters

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really talk like that?

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Oh, I see.

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Okay.
Well, have a good time, guys!

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See ya, Mom.

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00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:22,456
Jakeward, huh?

85
00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:25,593
You should really
pop the collar.

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What's your name?

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Beep bop, bo, bo beep beep.

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Bap boop.

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00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:42,543
"Behold the Insaniac, the crazy
supercomputer." Super.

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00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,962
That costume doesn't even
make any sense.

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00:06:06,934 --> 00:06:09,537
What you should be mad about
is that plastic sword.

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00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:11,104
Not authentic.

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Arriba!

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00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,946
Well, I couldn't decide between
Merlin and a Mexican wrestler,

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00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:20,448
so I picked both!

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Wow.

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00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:37,665
Compared to this, Erica's
traditional vampire Halloween

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Yeah.

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I can't believe you got us
kicked out of that party,

100
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you goon!

101
00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:49,142
[grunting and laughing]

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Rory!

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Ah!

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This is the worst night ever.

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I can't believe
I'm going to do this.

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[doorbell]

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00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:02,089
[rock music playing]

108
00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:04,858
Erica?

109
00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:06,760
What happened to traditional
vampire night?

110
00:07:06,794 --> 00:07:07,961
Rory got us booted.

111
00:07:07,995 --> 00:07:10,230
He wouldn't take off
that stupid mask.

112
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So, where is he?

113
00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:13,200
He was following me,
so I threw him.

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I'm not quite sure
where he ended up.

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00:07:14,802 --> 00:07:15,769
Well, I'm glad you're here.

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This party is way under control.

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At least I can
have fun with you. Yeah?

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Great.

119
00:07:25,613 --> 00:07:30,484
That's how we celebrate the true
vampire Halloween.

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The green ones don't taste as
green as they used to.

121
00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:43,797
Hey!

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00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:45,699
You're supposed to take me
trick-or-treating!

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Let's go!
Time is candy!

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00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:48,869
Okay, okay.

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00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:51,505
Don't get your whiskers
in a knot.

126
00:07:57,244 --> 00:07:59,613
Dude, she's flirting with me.

127
00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:03,283
[snorts]
As if.

128
00:08:10,223 --> 00:08:14,695
[grunting]

129
00:08:39,152 --> 00:08:43,056
BA-NE-DEE-TEE-NIN!

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00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:48,228
Wha-ha!

131
00:08:56,169 --> 00:09:00,340
[grunting]

132
00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:10,751
Meow!

133
00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:11,819
Meow.

134
00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:14,121
Oh, what a sweet little mouse.

135
00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:15,756
Huh?
Here dear.

136
00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:25,165
Children certainly are getting
tall these days.

137
00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:28,001
Are you sure you're not too old
to be doing this?

138
00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:29,770
Let me get my glasses out.

139
00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:33,707
[high voice]
No! I'm ten.

140
00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:36,844
I love recess
and balloons and...

141
00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:40,748
that cartoon about
that bouncy thing.

142
00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:41,849
All right, then.

143
00:09:49,857 --> 00:09:51,291
Okay, Finja.

144
00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:53,026
That's really cool, but you're
gonna chop somebody.

145
00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:54,928
Take it easy.

146
00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:56,897
What is with these nerds?

147
00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:03,871
Are you serious?

148
00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:04,938
What?

149
00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:06,974
That house is a candy gold mine.

150
00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:08,809
Their fun-size bars
are actually FUN.

151
00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:15,148
You have 14 pounds of
Seed Mints.

152
00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:16,984
A record's a record.

153
00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:23,924
Trying to meditate.

154
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,192
Can you come downstairs
for a minute?

155
00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:26,727
I can't.

156
00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,261
I have to commune
with my inner predator

157
00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:32,766
or else I won't be
cleansed enough for...

158
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,067
Chapter Three.

159
00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:36,103
But I seriously need a hand.

160
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:39,339
The nerdfest down there is
getting a little rowdy.

161
00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:41,775
Since you put it that way, no.

162
00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:43,811
Can you keep the music down?

163
00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:46,413
That's 10 houses.

164
00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:48,015
You got enough yet?

165
00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:49,917
We'll find Benny
and get back to the party.

166
00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:51,819
Yeah, good enough.

167
00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,993
Oh, man.

168
00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:01,294
I thought the seeds would
be the worst part,

169
00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:11,104
Indeed.

170
00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:15,709
Now, take two gumdrops
and call me last night.

171
00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:17,477
Hey, Kevin.
Want a seed mint?

172
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:20,247
What I want can't be found in
all tomorrow's yesterdays.

173
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,082
Wow.

174
00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:23,483
That's a really good
Doctor When impression.

175
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,418
Somebody's a fanboy.

176
00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,721
I have to go.
I'll be here any minute.

177
00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:29,089
Don't leave yet.

178
00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:34,962
We're gonna order six
feet of pizza from Feetza.

179
00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:37,330
Was that as impossible
as I think it was?

180
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:43,336
[growling]

181
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,009
and smells like a real gorilla.

182
00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:53,146
What day is it?
What day is it?!

183
00:11:57,851 --> 00:11:58,485
Something's not right here.

184
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,491
I don't think they are.

185
00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:08,528
[grunting]

186
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,864
Hey, Rory.
Neat mask.

187
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:13,433
Rory.
What's going on here?

188
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:16,403
BA-NE-DEE-TEE-NIN!

189
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:20,273
[laughter]

190
00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:25,478
Meow!

191
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:27,080
[hissing]

192
00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:29,883
Hey! We took you
trick-or-treating, you rug-rat!

193
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,088
Okay.

194
00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:38,325
[purring]

195
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:40,861
Did Rory just turn Jane
into a cat?

196
00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:42,162
I don't know what's happening,

197
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:45,065
but he really got
this party started.

198
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,275
Stop it now.

199
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,577
We can't let a gorilla and a
ninja out onto the streets.

200
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,254
[door locks]

201
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,389
That's the spell
grandma uses to ground me.

202
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,892
No one gets outside.

203
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,573
Not another word!

204
00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:31,311
Or I'll turn you into a toad!

205
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:32,846
Can she really-

206
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,887
[croaking]

207
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:45,993
[croaking]

208
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,928
Ethan, please don't
jump out at me again.

209
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:49,629
It was so disgusting
to catch you.

210
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:58,071
Amphibiar formus malnath
ecto-personam!

211
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:06,579
[screaming]

212
00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,888
That's my next five nightmares.

213
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,231
I know what I did wrong.

214
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:28,535
Amphibiar returnus malnath
ecto-personam.

215
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:36,977
Hey-ey-ey.

216
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,678
I'll freak out
about this later.

217
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,047
Let's get to work.

218
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,481
Erica, help me find Jane.

219
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:49,689
I need to shun the material
world, and ...

220
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:53,126
and "feel the pulse
of lifeblood."

221
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:57,497
That sounds...
that sounds awesome.

222
00:14:57,530 --> 00:15:00,968
So, an ancient warlord used
this mask to turn his warriors

223
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,369
into wolves and bears.

224
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,403
We know that.

225
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:04,704
What happens after?

226
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,473
The gods were angry
with this warlord,

227
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:09,109
so they blasted his mask off
with a bolt of lightning,

228
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:11,444
and his warriors
turned back to normal.

229
00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:13,380
Can you lightning the mask off?

230
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,348
This is 15,000-year-old magic.

231
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:17,184
Only a big-time wizard would
have this kind of power.

232
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,955
A wizard like El Merlo Loco?

233
00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:24,057
Sure.
He's awesome.

234
00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:25,692
But he's just
a costume, Ethan.

235
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:27,627
Am I supposed to go down there
and get Rory to turn me

236
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:37,104
Okay, just reach in
and grab her.

237
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:38,438
You have longer arms.

238
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,577
Let's close the door
and leave her in here.

239
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:47,047
She has hands,
she can open a door.

240
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,715
Fine!

241
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,083
Here, Jane!

242
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:51,084
C'mon.

243
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:08,468
Oh, great warlord!

244
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:11,038
Your army has an ape
and a butler,

245
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:15,208
but you're missing
a mighty wizard-like me!

246
00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:24,284
Hey, Benny.
Get that lightning going.

247
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:28,088
It's almost midnight.
We need to get Rory's mask off!

248
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,622
Que?

249
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:33,026
Don't tell me--
you don't speak English.

250
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,136
Bueno.

251
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:44,771
Adios, amigo.

252
00:16:57,150 --> 00:17:01,354
Ethan!

253
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:03,323
You feel okay?

254
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:10,063
The name's Jakeward,
and I feel everything.

255
00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:14,167
Except okay.

256
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:24,611
[laughing]

257
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:36,323
Mas cebollas, tal vez?

258
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,177
See?

259
00:17:57,210 --> 00:18:00,513
All I wanted was
a quiet vampire ritual.

260
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:08,521
I've had it!

261
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:11,358
I've had it!

262
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:20,767
My heart doesn't beat,
but it feels so beaten.

263
00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:28,508
Outta my way.

264
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:32,545
[alarm beeps]

265
00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:34,381
"Ow?" Really?

266
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:43,823
Rory, take off that mask.

267
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:50,897
BA-NE-DEE-TEE-NIN!

268
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:56,503
Let us reflect in silence.

269
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,680
Shadowbrew, not chili.

270
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:09,449
Now where's that toad I had?

271
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,418
Es muy bueno, si?

272
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:14,321
Unhand that spice!

273
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,523
Es ...
bueno...

274
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,593
Erica?

275
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,902
BA-NE-DEE-TEE-NIN!

276
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:37,744
Jakeward, help!

277
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,822
El Merlo Loco es muy macho!

278
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,333
You filthy child!

279
00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:14,514
Jakeward!
You're in danger!

280
00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:33,866
And you're all the nothing
I ever have to lose.

281
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:44,477
Let me hear you!

282
00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,513
Yeah!

283
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:04,897
But must have been
for a good reason, right?

284
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,999
Not good enough.

285
00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:19,512
Oh, my head.

286
00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:21,548
Ah!

287
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,056
When did I make stew?

288
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:33,059
Okay, none of this makes sense.

289
00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:35,495
JANE: Help!
I'm stuck under the bed!

290
00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:37,464
Has anyone seen my hamster?

291
00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:48,875
Kinda.
Maybe.

292
00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:50,443
Really?

293
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:52,512
Well...

294
00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:53,913
good for you.

295
00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:56,048
I knew you could do it.

296
00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:58,985
And, by the way,
you're grounded.