So even when the village shaman would try to call down
the vengeance of the moon upon his enemies,
he was still a snappy dresser.
Now, I hope that some of these native artefacts
are going to inspire some culturally diverse
costume choices this Halloween.
All it's inspiring for me is a nap.
Oh, I miss naps.
The dreaming, the snoring, the drooling...
Here's a sight for scary eyes.
According to native legend,
an ancient warlord would use this mask to bring to life
the fighting spirits of his army.
And the warlord's warriors would don the furs of wolves and bears
and then-do you know what would happen?
Animal-rights groups would protest?
They smelled like old carcasses?
No, the natives believed the warriors would turn into
[bell ringing]
I saw that you were sleeping, Rory.
I was just pretending to sleep!
Oh great!
Well, now you can pretend to stay after class
and clean the blackboards.
Seems like I'm doing this for real.
I don't like giving real detentions,
It, uh, it helps me manage my guilt.
Oh, ah, don't touch those artefacts.
Okay!
But Mr. Warlord Shaman will touch everything!
[evil laughter]
* She's the girl next door
* Nice, but not in a heart that's pure *
* She's the girl next door
* No more maybe it's may believe *
* She can give you everything you need *
* She's the girl next door
* Nice, but not in a heart that's pure *
* She's the girl next door
* Just for me
[*]
How excited are you?
For math? Not very.
Hello!
Vampire Halloween party?
How cool does that sound?
A lot cooler than "babysitting because I need money."
Well, if I explain it to Ethan's mom that way,
Maybe, but not as awesome as the night where I dressed up
Pop, pop, pop-
I am grumpy.
What's wrong with Erica?
She keeps grumbling about popcorn prices.
Ugh. I told her I couldn't go to a Halloween party
with her tonight because I have to babysit.
Yeah, I feel really bad about that.
Hey, I'm having a party later tonight.
You can babysit that!
You're having a Halloween party?
Yeah, sure. Why not?
Because it'll just be the two of us, that's why.
Aw. You really want to make Sarah's night, don't you?
I just don't want to ruin her night.
Anyways, we could at least invite Rory.
What?
Do you remember what happened last time?
I'm a caveman! I'm a caveman!
Ugh!
I'm a caveman! I'm a caveman!
And that wasn't even a costume party.
Look, I'm sure he'll be better this time.
[grunts and laughter]
I still think that's better.
Yeah. Yeah.
So, I'll be home by eleven.
Have fun with your friends,
and don't forget to take Jane trick-or-treating.
I can't forget what I never remember.
Wow. Do all of those Dusk characters
really talk like that?
Oh, I see.
Okay. Well, have a good time, guys!
See ya, Mom.
Jakeward, huh?
You should really pop the collar.
What's your name?
Beep bop, bo, bo beep beep.
Bap boop.
"Behold the Insaniac, the crazy supercomputer." Super.
That costume doesn't even make any sense.
What you should be mad about is that plastic sword.
Not authentic.
Arriba!
Well, I couldn't decide between Merlin and a Mexican wrestler,
so I picked both!
Wow.
Compared to this, Erica's traditional vampire Halloween
Yeah.
I can't believe you got us kicked out of that party,
you goon!
[grunting and laughing]
Rory!
Ah!
This is the worst night ever.
I can't believe I'm going to do this.
[doorbell]
[rock music playing]
Erica?
What happened to traditional vampire night?
Rory got us booted.
He wouldn't take off that stupid mask.
So, where is he?
He was following me, so I threw him.
I'm not quite sure where he ended up.
Well, I'm glad you're here.
This party is way under control.
At least I can have fun with you. Yeah?
Great.
That's how we celebrate the true vampire Halloween.
The green ones don't taste as green as they used to.
Hey!
You're supposed to take me trick-or-treating!
Let's go! Time is candy!
Okay, okay.
Don't get your whiskers in a knot.
Dude, she's flirting with me.
[snorts] As if.
[grunting]
BA-NE-DEE-TEE-NIN!
Wha-ha!
[grunting]
Meow!
Meow.
Oh, what a sweet little mouse.
Huh? Here dear.
Children certainly are getting tall these days.
Are you sure you're not too old to be doing this?
Let me get my glasses out.
[high voice] No! I'm ten.
I love recess and balloons and...
that cartoon about that bouncy thing.
All right, then.
Okay, Finja.
That's really cool, but you're gonna chop somebody.
Take it easy.
What is with these nerds?
Are you serious?
What?
That house is a candy gold mine.
Their fun-size bars are actually FUN.
You have 14 pounds of Seed Mints.
A record's a record.
Trying to meditate.
Can you come downstairs for a minute?
I can't.
I have to commune with my inner predator
or else I won't be cleansed enough for...
Chapter Three.
But I seriously need a hand.
The nerdfest down there is getting a little rowdy.
Since you put it that way, no.
Can you keep the music down?
That's 10 houses.
You got enough yet?
We'll find Benny and get back to the party.
Yeah, good enough.
Oh, man.
I thought the seeds would be the worst part,
Indeed.
Now, take two gumdrops and call me last night.
Hey, Kevin. Want a seed mint?
What I want can't be found in all tomorrow's yesterdays.
Wow.
That's a really good Doctor When impression.
Somebody's a fanboy.
I have to go. I'll be here any minute.
Don't leave yet.
We're gonna order six feet of pizza from Feetza.
Was that as impossible as I think it was?
[growling]
and smells like a real gorilla.
What day is it? What day is it?!
Something's not right here.
I don't think they are.
[grunting]
Hey, Rory. Neat mask.
Rory. What's going on here?
BA-NE-DEE-TEE-NIN!
[laughter]
Meow!
[hissing]
Hey! We took you trick-or-treating, you rug-rat!
Okay.
[purring]
Did Rory just turn Jane into a cat?
I don't know what's happening,
but he really got this party started.
Stop it now.
We can't let a gorilla and a ninja out onto the streets.
[door locks]
That's the spell grandma uses to ground me.
No one gets outside.
Not another word!
Or I'll turn you into a toad!
Can she really-
[croaking]
Ethan, please don't jump out at me again.
It was so disgusting to catch you.
Amphibiar formus malnath ecto-personam!
[screaming]
That's my next five nightmares.
I know what I did wrong.
Amphibiar returnus malnath ecto-personam.
Hey-ey-ey.
I'll freak out about this later.
Let's get to work.
Erica, help me find Jane.
I need to shun the material world, and ...
and "feel the pulse of lifeblood."
That sounds... that sounds awesome.
So, an ancient warlord used this mask to turn his warriors
into wolves and bears.
We know that.
What happens after?
The gods were angry with this warlord,
so they blasted his mask off with a bolt of lightning,
and his warriors turned back to normal.
Can you lightning the mask off?
This is 15,000-year-old magic.
Only a big-time wizard would have this kind of power.
A wizard like El Merlo Loco?
Sure. He's awesome.
But he's just a costume, Ethan.
Am I supposed to go down there and get Rory to turn me
Okay, just reach in and grab her.
You have longer arms.
Let's close the door and leave her in here.
She has hands, she can open a door.
Fine!
Here, Jane!
C'mon.
Oh, great warlord!
Your army has an ape and a butler,
but you're missing a mighty wizard-like me!
Hey, Benny. Get that lightning going.
It's almost midnight. We need to get Rory's mask off!
Que?
Don't tell me-- you don't speak English.
Bueno.
Adios, amigo.
Ethan!
You feel okay?
The name's Jakeward, and I feel everything.
Except okay.
[laughing]
Mas cebollas, tal vez?
See?
All I wanted was a quiet vampire ritual.
I've had it!
My heart doesn't beat, but it feels so beaten.
Outta my way.
[alarm beeps]
"Ow?" Really?
Rory, take off that mask.
BA-NE-DEE-TEE-NIN!
Let us reflect in silence.
Shadowbrew, not chili.
Now where's that toad I had?
Es muy bueno, si?
Unhand that spice!
Es ... bueno...
Erica?
BA-NE-DEE-TEE-NIN!
Jakeward, help!
El Merlo Loco es muy macho!
You filthy child!
Jakeward! You're in danger!
And you're all the nothing I ever have to lose.
Let me hear you!
Yeah!
But must have been for a good reason, right?
Not good enough.
Oh, my head.
Ah!
When did I make stew?
Okay, none of this makes sense.
JANE: Help! I'm stuck under the bed!
Has anyone seen my hamster?
Kinda. Maybe.
Really?
Well...
good for you.
I knew you could do it.
And, by the way, you're grounded.