[hiss]
[ominous music]
[crunches]
Oh, I'm sorry.
Would you like a taco? I must be a gentleman.
Ew, don't talk with your mouth full.
* She's the girl next door
* Just for me
* What you get is what you see
* No more maybe it's may believe *
* She can give you everything you need *
* She's the girl next door
* Nice, but not in a heart that's pure *
* She's the girl next door
* Just for me
[*]
Don't you think you guys
are getting a little bit old for milk and cookies?
Maybe.
But you're never too old for a cookie sandwich!
Mmm.
Just when I think you've found
every way there is to be disgusting,
you find another one.
Yeah, I know, right?
Grow up, Benny.
Hello? [door opens]
Oh!
It's an easy explanation.
Sarah didn't believe in trolls
and Ethan bet me I couldn't conjure one.
It cost me five bucks to get out of my living room.
Oh Benny!
It's okay. I'll get the dust-thingy.
Just be a sec.
Well, at least I conjured a toll booth.
Hey!
Cyberdontist came to this planet to fill our cavities with pain!
That you're a vampire who's afraid to bite people.
What? He said it, I didn't!
And you're so perfect?
I'm just saying.
Between Benny's misspelt magic
and your smash-happy strategy,
you'd both fail without my bulletproof genius plans.
STOP!
You three are a team!
It's in the hall closet.
I sense a coming darkness. [loud thunderclap]
A force so powerful, so evil,
that none of you stand a chance against it alone.
You have to work together!
Yeah.
[sigh]
Ew.
Mom! Milk's gone bad.
O-kay, either I'm really late or I'm really early.
What is that? Vampire Sasquatch!
Can you believe they cancelled his show
after just nine seasons?
I want to run for vampire council party planner,
but I need two other vamps to sign for me-
in their blood.
Speaking of which...
As a vampire council member,
what will you do to help our fangy community?
stays on his body.
But his head's already on his body.
Oh...
Nice try, Erica, but he's a vampire.
He'll just regenerate.
For some reason, Ethan and Benny aren't around.
What's that, buddy?
Benny? Did you do this?
Benny?
I bet that disappearing spell went wrong,
or everyone turned invisible,
I'm alone.
[electrical crackling]
SARAH: Ethan?
Hello?
[crackling static] Ethan!
Benny, is that you?
I don't know what's going on, but I'm out of here!
You need a genius plan.
But maybe not right away.
Yeah, kinda.
Except I'm stronger, faster, cooler-
* Their hearts are made of steel! *
* Their guts are...
Mmmm...
Well, gotta have balance.
Mmm...
Boom!
I'm trapped in some sort of-
Hello? Who is this voice?
Please, leave my head!
What's going on?
Out! Out! Get out! Stop it!
If there's somebody in his head, they must be pretty small.
Yeah...
No.
How can principal Hicks hear me?
[gasp]
If I did this, I'm awesome.
[motor whirring]
Cyberdontist?!
[robotic voice] Brace yourself.
By my calculations, it is time for a checkup!
[chuckles]
Illogical human.
Dentists are immune to magic.
Now open wide!
[screams]
Benny, can you hear me?
No...
Ah!
Benny, you in there?
Benny?
Look, we're stuck in our own universes!
But for some reason,
when I hold your gym shorts I can talk to you.
You're talking into my gym shorts?
Ugh, worst cell phone ever!
Yeah. Why the gym shorts?
What's so special about them?
Whenever I put those shorts on,
I'm wearing a cotton-shame blend!
That must be it.
It's an emotional connection.
According to my data, you know the drill!
[screams] [drill whirring]
Ah!
Oh! Mr. Scopey!
Benny, remember him?
Of course.
Remember when Principal Hicks confiscated it,
you screamed, "Not Mr. Scopey!"
Got it!
Hicks took Sarah's makeup thing last week.
Ethan?
Why can I hear you?
Because he's holding your makeup thing!
Benny?
Sarah, where are you?
Where are YOU?
There's no one in this town-anywhere.
Except for my evil twin who's hunting me.
That drill is a lot scarier up close.
Wait, so you're both being attacked?
I'm completely alone.
Lucky you.
Look, guys, I've got an idea.
Just meet me in the lounge as soon as you can, okay?
Okay.
Benny, Sarah, I can see you guys!
Benny, grab your shorts.
Okay, now we're trapped here together.
Not much of an upgrade.
Guys, we have to move.
I'm being chased by a guy with no face and a lot of fireballs.
I agreed to hang out with you ....
Not you and your... dolly.
I don't think I'll sign that council thingy.
[hisses]
You're right, buddy.
Her fangs are too big for her face.
Who could vote for that?
[whispering] C'mon Benny.
So we're just gonna stand here and wait?
We're not waiting.
We're hiding.
That's a much better plan.
I should just go out there and -
And do what? Get roughed up by yourself?
Well, why don't you go out there
and touch Hoodie McFirehands and get a vision?
Spoiler alert: He'll cook me.
Oh...
[sighs]
Look, we can't defeat them by ourselves.
We have to come at them together.
Sarah, how can we stop you?
That's not me.
That's the me I don't want to be.
Why not? "Why not?"
Because she doesn't have a conscience and she eats people!
Okay, let's start with that!
BENNY: I ran the most track today.
My blood is pumping like crazy.
[sniffs]
Ah! Ow!
Our weak human bodies cannot run any farther.
Mmm.
I could use a lunch break.
Where's my lame-o look-alike?
Yeah, so much blood.
Well.
I guess I could dine and dash.
[hisses]
That's one down.
Too bad. Kinda liked her boots.
[whispers] For the record,
she had a much hotter look.
Benny!
Point taken.
SARAH: Magic doesn't work on dentists?
BENNY: He's not just a dentist, he's a computer.
And computers are all about logic
so maybe that's where we hit him.
I'd rather hit him with a train, but that's okay.
[motors whirring]
[robotic growling]
I- I- I-
Your mission is not to accept this mission!
Do you accept?
It's working!
Why do you have to put coffee inside a coffee maker?
Doesn't it make the coffee?
...circuit... Benny, come on!
Once, I ate a whole half a pizza!
Yes! It worked!
I knew he couldn't handle logic paradoxes.
Actually I just found his off-switch.
It was here the whole time.
Well, one left. Let's go.
Guys, guys, guys! I have an idea.
I wonder if we can play video games on this thing?
[chuckles]
Never mind.
So who's the pyro in the bathrobe?
I don't recognize him from any of my top ten nightmares.
So, if you don't know what he is,
then how do we stop him?
Wait, maybe we don't have to!
If I pulled you guys into this world-
then maybe somebody in the real world could pull us back there!
Maybe? Yes? I don't know?
We need to find an emotionally-charged object.
Maybe Erica has something in her locker.
Please.
Half the stuff in Erica's locker isn't even hers.
Guys. I know where we need to go.
Oh.
[sigh] I'll be honest.
I thought there'd be more toys.
Okay.
A-ha!
Not for long.
Rory? Rory are you in there?
What's that, Vampire Sasquatch?
You sound like Ethan.
Just gimme that.
This is Ethan!
Rory, I think I've been hanging out with you for way too long.
Uh! Ah!
We're being chased by a walking flame thrower.
You have to get us out of here!
Only if Sarah signs my council application.
Wasn't that due, like, a month ago?
ETHAN: Just meet us in front of the school
right now!
Whoa! I dig the ghost look!
But you guys are the ghosts!
Guys, we're all ghosts!
Just grab Vampire Sasquatch!
A little help here? Yup!
[grunting]
Come on, pull!
[panting]
TA DA!
Well, I'm glad you learned your lesson.
Oh, relax.
You were never in any real danger.
You needed a reason to work together.
So who was that faceless guy in the hoodie
throwing fireballs at me?
What?
You were supposed to be alone.
Your fear is losing those closest to you.
Well, yeah, that used to be my fear.
Now it's fireball-throwing guy.
Any of those cookies left?
'Cause if I don't get some cookies,
then we're gonna have some trouble.
[ominous music]