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[hiss]

2
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[ominous music]

3
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[crunches]

4
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Oh, I'm sorry.

5
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Would you like a taco?
I must be a gentleman.

6
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Ew, don't talk
with your mouth full.

7
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* She's the girl next door

8
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* She's the girl next door

9
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* Just for me

10
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* What you get is what you see

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* No more maybe
it's may believe *

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* She can give you
everything you need *

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* She's the girl next door

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* Nice, but not
in a heart that's pure *

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* She's the girl next door

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* Just for me

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[*]

18
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Don't you think you guys

19
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are getting a little bit
old for milk and cookies?

20
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Maybe.

21
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But you're never too old
for a cookie sandwich!

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Mmm.

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Just when I think you've found

24
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every way there is
to be disgusting,

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you find another one.

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Yeah, I know, right?

27
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Grow up, Benny.

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Hello?
[door opens]

29
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Oh!

30
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It's an easy explanation.

31
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Sarah didn't believe in trolls

32
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and Ethan bet me
I couldn't conjure one.

33
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It cost me five bucks to
get out of my living room.

34
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Oh Benny!

35
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It's okay.
I'll get the dust-thingy.

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Just be a sec.

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Well, at least
I conjured a toll booth.

38
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Hey!

39
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Cyberdontist came to this planet
to fill our cavities with pain!

40
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That you're a vampire who's
afraid to bite people.

41
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What?
He said it, I didn't!

42
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And you're so perfect?

43
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I'm just saying.

44
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Between Benny's misspelt magic

45
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and your smash-happy strategy,

46
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you'd both fail without
my bulletproof genius plans.

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STOP!

48
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You three are a team!

49
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It's in the hall closet.

50
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I sense a coming darkness.
[loud thunderclap]

51
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A force so powerful,
so evil,

52
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that none of you stand
a chance against it alone.

53
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You have to
work together!

54
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Yeah.

55
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[sigh]

56
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Ew.

57
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Mom!
Milk's gone bad.

58
00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:05,373
O-kay, either I'm really
late or I'm really early.

59
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What is that?
Vampire Sasquatch!

60
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Can you believe
they cancelled his show

61
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after just nine seasons?

62
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I want to run for vampire
council party planner,

63
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but I need two other
vamps to sign for me-

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in their blood.

65
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Speaking of which...

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As a vampire council member,

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what will you do to help
our fangy community?

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stays on his body.

69
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But his head's
already on his body.

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Oh...

71
00:06:00,528 --> 00:06:02,796
Nice try, Erica,
but he's a vampire.

72
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He'll just regenerate.

73
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For some reason, Ethan
and Benny aren't around.

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What's that, buddy?

75
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Benny?
Did you do this?

76
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Benny?

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I bet that disappearing
spell went wrong,

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or everyone turned invisible,

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I'm alone.

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[electrical crackling]

81
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SARAH:
Ethan?

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Hello?

83
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[crackling static]
Ethan!

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Benny, is that you?

85
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I don't know what's going on,
but I'm out of here!

86
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You need a genius plan.

87
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But maybe not right away.

88
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Yeah, kinda.

89
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Except I'm stronger,
faster, cooler-

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* Their hearts are
made of steel! *

91
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* Their guts are...

92
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Mmmm...

93
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Well, gotta have balance.

94
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Mmm...

95
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Boom!

96
00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:14,722
I'm trapped
in some sort of-

97
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Hello?
Who is this voice?

98
00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:17,658
Please, leave my head!

99
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What's going on?

100
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Out! Out!
Get out! Stop it!

101
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If there's somebody in his
head, they must be pretty small.

102
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Yeah...

103
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No.

104
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How can principal Hicks hear me?

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[gasp]

106
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If I did this,
I'm awesome.

107
00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:03,003
[motor whirring]

108
00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:05,906
Cyberdontist?!

109
00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:09,276
[robotic voice]
Brace yourself.

110
00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:12,646
By my calculations,
it is time for a checkup!

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00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,188
[chuckles]

112
00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:22,890
Illogical human.

113
00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:25,659
Dentists are immune to magic.

114
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Now open wide!

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00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,628
[screams]

116
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,200
Benny, can you hear me?

117
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No...

118
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Ah!

119
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Benny, you in there?

120
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Benny?

121
00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:05,098
Look, we're stuck in
our own universes!

122
00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:06,800
But for some reason,

123
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when I hold your gym
shorts I can talk to you.

124
00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:10,437
You're talking
into my gym shorts?

125
00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:12,806
Ugh,
worst cell phone ever!

126
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,008
Yeah.
Why the gym shorts?

127
00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:16,409
What's so special
about them?

128
00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:22,382
Whenever I put those
shorts on,

129
00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:24,384
I'm wearing a
cotton-shame blend!

130
00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:26,086
That must be it.

131
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:28,188
It's an emotional connection.

132
00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:35,162
According to my data,
you know the drill!

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[screams]
[drill whirring]

134
00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:45,739
Ah!

135
00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:47,507
Oh!
Mr. Scopey!

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00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,009
Benny, remember him?

137
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,343
Of course.

138
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:51,945
Remember when Principal
Hicks confiscated it,

139
00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:54,514
you screamed,
"Not Mr. Scopey!"

140
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,483
Got it!

141
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:58,218
Hicks took Sarah's
makeup thing last week.

142
00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:08,461
Ethan?

143
00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:09,997
Why can I hear you?

144
00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:11,264
Because he's holding
your makeup thing!

145
00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:12,833
Benny?

146
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:14,134
Sarah,
where are you?

147
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,869
Where are YOU?

148
00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:18,171
There's no one in
this town-anywhere.

149
00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:20,207
Except for my evil
twin who's hunting me.

150
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,047
That drill is a lot
scarier up close.

151
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,783
Wait, so you're
both being attacked?

152
00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:31,284
I'm completely alone.

153
00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:32,920
Lucky you.

154
00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:35,388
Look, guys, I've got an idea.

155
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,424
Just meet me in the lounge
as soon as you can, okay?

156
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,931
Okay.

157
00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:08,288
Benny, Sarah,
I can see you guys!

158
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:15,228
Benny, grab your shorts.

159
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:27,307
Okay, now we're
trapped here together.

160
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:28,842
Not much of an upgrade.

161
00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:30,543
Guys, we have to move.

162
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:33,847
I'm being chased by a guy with
no face and a lot of fireballs.

163
00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:06,980
I agreed to hang out
with you ....

164
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:09,249
Not you and your...
dolly.

165
00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:20,293
I don't think I'll sign
that council thingy.

166
00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:21,428
[hisses]

167
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,464
You're right, buddy.

168
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,166
Her fangs are too
big for her face.

169
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,567
Who could vote for that?

170
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,139
[whispering]
C'mon Benny.

171
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,324
So we're just gonna
stand here and wait?

172
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:52,459
We're not waiting.

173
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:53,493
We're hiding.

174
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,228
That's a much better plan.

175
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:57,164
I should just
go out there and -

176
00:14:57,197 --> 00:15:00,333
And do what?
Get roughed up by yourself?

177
00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:07,640
Well, why don't you go out there

178
00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:10,177
and touch Hoodie McFirehands
and get a vision?

179
00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:14,381
Spoiler alert:
He'll cook me.

180
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,116
Oh...

181
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:17,284
[sighs]

182
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:20,620
Look, we can't defeat them
by ourselves.

183
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:22,622
We have to come at them
together.

184
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,491
Sarah, how can we stop you?

185
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,193
That's not me.

186
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:27,594
That's the me
I don't want to be.

187
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,462
Why not?
"Why not?"

188
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:32,565
Because she doesn't have a
conscience and she eats people!

189
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,467
Okay,
let's start with that!

190
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:38,305
BENNY:
I ran the most track today.

191
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:40,407
My blood is pumping
like crazy.

192
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,242
[sniffs]

193
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:48,515
Ah!
Ow!

194
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,083
Ow!

195
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:52,419
Our weak human bodies
cannot run any farther.

196
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,720
Mmm.

197
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,322
I could use a lunch break.

198
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,595
Where's my lame-o look-alike?

199
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:13,340
Yeah, so much blood.

200
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:14,607
Well.

201
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,209
I guess I could
dine and dash.

202
00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:17,610
[hisses]

203
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,086
That's one down.

204
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:28,588
Too bad.
Kinda liked her boots.

205
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,257
[whispers]
For the record,

206
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,392
she had a much
hotter look.

207
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:33,493
Benny!

208
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,368
Point taken.

209
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:43,436
SARAH:
Magic doesn't work on dentists?

210
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:47,607
BENNY:
He's not just a dentist,
he's a computer.

211
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,177
And computers are
all about logic

212
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,744
so maybe that's
where we hit him.

213
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:55,082
I'd rather hit him with
a train, but that's okay.

214
00:16:55,115 --> 00:17:01,288
[motors whirring]

215
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,828
[robotic growling]

216
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,702
I- I- I-

217
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,071
Your mission is not to
accept this mission!

218
00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:19,339
Do you accept?

219
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:24,877
It's working!

220
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:27,747
Why do you have to put coffee
inside a coffee maker?

221
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,482
Doesn't it make
the coffee?

222
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:31,818
...circuit...
Benny, come on!

223
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:34,787
Once, I ate
a whole half a pizza!

224
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:49,836
Yes!
It worked!

225
00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:51,871
I knew he couldn't
handle logic paradoxes.

226
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,674
Actually I just
found his off-switch.

227
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:56,776
It was here the whole time.

228
00:17:56,809 --> 00:18:00,213
Well, one left.
Let's go.

229
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:03,216
Guys, guys, guys!
I have an idea.

230
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,118
I wonder if we can play
video games on this thing?

231
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,322
[chuckles]

232
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,563
Never mind.

233
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,568
So who's the pyro
in the bathrobe?

234
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,771
I don't recognize him from
any of my top ten nightmares.

235
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,639
So, if you don't
know what he is,

236
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,308
then how do we stop him?

237
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,445
Wait, maybe we don't have to!

238
00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,814
If I pulled you guys
into this world-

239
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:38,251
then maybe somebody in the real
world could pull us back there!

240
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:40,753
Maybe? Yes?
I don't know?

241
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,256
We need to find an
emotionally-charged object.

242
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:44,657
Maybe Erica has
something in her locker.

243
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,193
Please.

244
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:47,560
Half the stuff in Erica's
locker isn't even hers.

245
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:53,366
Guys.
I know where we need to go.

246
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,908
Oh.

247
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,476
[sigh]
I'll be honest.

248
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:04,944
I thought there'd be more toys.

249
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,513
Okay.

250
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:07,780
A-ha!

251
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,152
Not for long.

252
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,223
Rory?
Rory are you in there?

253
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:17,824
What's that,
Vampire Sasquatch?

254
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,826
You sound like Ethan.

255
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:23,763
Just gimme that.

256
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,565
This is Ethan!

257
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:32,472
Rory, I think I've been hanging
out with you for way too long.

258
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,711
Uh! Ah!

259
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,651
We're being chased
by a walking flame thrower.

260
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,586
You have to
get us out of here!

261
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,555
Only if Sarah signs
my council application.

262
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:51,291
Wasn't that due,
like, a month ago?

263
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,637
ETHAN: Just meet us
in front of the school

264
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:05,838
right now!

265
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:14,614
Whoa!
I dig the ghost look!

266
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:15,948
But you guys are the ghosts!

267
00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:17,750
Guys, we're all ghosts!

268
00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,652
Just grab Vampire Sasquatch!

269
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,660
A little help here?
Yup!

270
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:32,365
[grunting]

271
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:33,700
Come on, pull!

272
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:42,709
[panting]

273
00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:46,946
TA DA!

274
00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:01,761
Well, I'm glad you
learned your lesson.

275
00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:10,036
Oh, relax.

276
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:12,605
You were never
in any real danger.

277
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:23,716
You needed a reason
to work together.

278
00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:28,020
So who was that faceless
guy in the hoodie

279
00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:29,789
throwing fireballs at me?

280
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:31,491
What?

281
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:34,394
You were supposed
to be alone.

282
00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:37,430
Your fear is losing
those closest to you.

283
00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:39,599
Well, yeah,
that used to be my fear.

284
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,668
Now it's
fireball-throwing guy.

285
00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:53,980
Any of those cookies left?

286
00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:55,515
'Cause if I don't
get some cookies,

287
00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:57,016
then we're gonna
have some trouble.

288
00:21:57,049 --> 00:22:02,389
[ominous music]