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(心醉)

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(小虎)

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嗯...

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开始前
我想先讲个愚蠢的小故事

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主要是关于我自己的故事

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请您收我做弟子

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今年年初

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我意外成为
林屋亭屯兵卫大师的弟子

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他慷慨赐予我艺名 小虎

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然而我还有个不太光彩的身份

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我是新宿流星会的黑帮成员

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我加入他们已经有十年了

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用落语来作比喻 我也算是个师父

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我白天是个说书人
晚上是个黑帮分子

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就是这么回事

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我的弟兄们

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称我为“落雨界的化身博士”

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这是我的黑社会老大
新宿流星会黑帮的头目

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他借给高尔夫球友400万日元
在这笔钱收回来之前

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我没法金盆洗手

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而他那个高尔夫球友

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就是这个人

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这是一种威胁人的新手段 对吗?

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什么意思?

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什么意思...不好意思

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我是说 你们老大

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派你来威胁我

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如果你同意教我落语
每个段子我给你十万日元

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你想让我用这笔钱还债?

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有问题吗?

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已经两个月了

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你一个段子也没记住吧

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喂 我觉得是你教得不好

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什么?

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就比如打棒球

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棒球打得好也不一定会教人

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也就是说你根本不会教人

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所以你儿子才离开你

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请问这个...

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虎与浦原龙?这东西就我们这里有

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有纯色的吗?

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最好是没有网眼的 这里有吗?

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如果是纯色不带网眼的
那不就是普通的T恤了吗?

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-店长!
-什么?

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刚才我去付商店租金
但账上只有315日元了

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嘟囔什么呢!我本来是想帮你垫付

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但你已经三个月没给我发薪水了

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是 我知道...

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你给了四百万儿子去挥霍

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你不觉得这很蠢吗?

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啊?

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如果他成为一名落语家
不就没这些麻烦事了吗?

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是...

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你真的了解状况吗?

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我们昨天只卖了一个打火机!

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算我拜托你 让别人来设计衣服吧 你专心卖东西就好了

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我知道 你说得对

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别再让他卖那些破衣服了

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那样你才能把钱还清

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别再提钱了 你个丑女

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这么想要钱
那就去做陪酒小姐或者妓女啊!

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反正也没男人要你

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我知道!我不需要你来告诉我!

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你以为你是谁?还自以为很了解我?

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我儿子是个落语天才

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你这样的小混混永远比不上他!

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有本事你上台落语 去逗观众笑啊?

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我就这样被臭骂一顿...

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于是现在我坐在各位面前

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言归正传

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现在开始进入正题

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龙与虎!

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各位!

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大家买完纪念品了吗?

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买好了!

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还有人要去洗手间吗?

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不用了!

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什么?

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你好!

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你上周六参加了这个旅行团吧?

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周日也在

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是的!我很喜欢巴士旅行!

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胜哄桥太好玩了!

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三越本店也是!

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我们要出发了 奶奶!

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走快点 你这个老太婆

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能不能好好听导游的话?

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我杀了你

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不会发生这种事

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好了 各位!出发!

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好!

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哇 这些都是吉祥的名字!

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把这些都用上!

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和尚提议过的名字
他们全给小孩用上了

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喂!寿无限 寿无限 五世不全...

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是不尽 不是不全

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噢 对...不尽

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喂!寿无限 寿无限五世不尽 海砂利水鱼奶油炖菜

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奶油炖菜是什么东西?

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喂 闭嘴 我都搞混了

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海砂利水鱼 水行末云来末风来末

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食衣住行都不缺

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紫金牛水行末云来末风来末...

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嗯?

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食衣住行都不缺紫金牛

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水行末云来末风来末
食衣住行都不缺...

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嗯?

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他重重复复地说

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烦死了!是朋泊那和朋泊皮!

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不是 是朋泊皮和朋泊那

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你怎么记不对呢?
就是朋泊那和朋泊皮!

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-谁在乎啊?
-我们在乎!

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寿无限 寿无限五世不尽 海砂利水鱼奶油炖菜

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错了!

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-那...
-再试一次

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寿无限 寿无限五世不全...

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错了!

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我们回来了!

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你们好!

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你是谁?

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他是我小弟

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白痴 我告诉过你
不要每次都来接我!

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这里是好人家

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没关系!

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他这么大的时候 我就认识他了

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你现在上几年级了?

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几年级?

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我现在上四年级了!
我没告诉过你吗?

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没有

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你是

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大学生吗?

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对 读的商科

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老爹告诉我
现在的日本黑帮都该有大学文凭

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你的老爹?

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最近银次郎怪怪的

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怎么?

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他早上起得很早

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晚上七 八点就回家了

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还带回来了纪念品

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什么雷公饼、人形烧...

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我觉得没什么问题

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白痴!少爷是新宿流星会的接班人!

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他只能和门当户对的女人在一起

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女人?

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就是情人 山崎

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给我看着点那小子!

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那孩子跟我一样 容易感情用事

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他可能会把女人名字纹在身上
或在小弟弟上穿个珍珠

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真的吗?

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我有一处很大的纹身
纹了女人的名字 就在...

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不说我的事情了

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看好少爷 阿虎

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你是负责教育少爷的

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找机会试探下什么情况

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对了 落语赚钱吗?

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有利可图吗?一天能赚几千?

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几千?

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说垫场戏的薪资已定好
第一年1000日元

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第二年1200日元 然后...

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就这么点!

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-一天就1000日元能活吗?
-他们倒是管饭...

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我们二番目最惨了

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不会像初学者那样每天有表演

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所以只能做副业

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副业?

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你还有别的工作吗?

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我不喜欢上电视...

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你这张脸永远上不了电视

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妈妈 打开电视 他上电视了!

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钱不是一切 银次郎

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是像这样和师兄们吃一锅饭

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一起学习练功

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-乐得自在 对吧 妈妈?
-她不是你妈妈!

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我以前很欣赏你有如一匹孤狼

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什么?

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但你现在没那种魅力了

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与其说像孤狼...

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不如说像鸽子!

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一个吃了一袋廉价的种子
就兴奋的人!

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你们都听到了吗?

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他说我们像鸽子!没人反击吗?

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-鸽子是和平的象征!
-算了吧!还是看电视吧

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太烫了!

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不行!

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关键是不要立即跳入水中

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这样就可以让观众感觉到水有多烫

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学到了!真的学到了!

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屯太...

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来了

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{\an8}(极限中队耐力游骑兵)

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喂!妈妈...

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你好 少爷...

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小虎?

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怎么了?

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喂 装什么酷!

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你不能这样跟师父说话

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-我想到个适合你的完美段子
-噢!是什么?

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还是这么没礼貌

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别激动

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这个段子叫《芝浜》

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是讲一对情侣负债累累的爱情故事

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讨债是你的强项 对吧?

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那可不行!

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连我都没学过

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我来教你《芝浜》!

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芝浜...

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晚上好 我是小森野芝浜

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怎么样?

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总之我明天会在台上表演这个段子
你记得看仔细了

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《芝浜》...

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喂 太太

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这连利息都不够

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你明白的吧?

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就是

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利息只有区区百分之三

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既然你丈夫不行 那就看你的了

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说得对 你是他老婆 你可以上街派纸巾赚钱

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反正 我们今天要拿到钱

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所以去向亲戚借点钱什么的

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也许你的亲戚能借你钱
这样相对简单点

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相对简单

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闭嘴吧你!

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当黑社会就专心当黑社会

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而且一点也不好笑

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白痴!

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以后你就算出去收账
也要用点脑子 对吗 太太?

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现在就算是黑社会
也需要幽默感 对吧?

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不管怎样 今天我只能拿出这些...

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你觉得我在开玩笑?

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喂 银次郎

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怎么了?

232
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你现在有女...

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女朋友什么的吗?

234
00:11:05,140 --> 00:11:06,842
我有喜欢的女孩

235
00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,546
嗯...谁呀?

236
00:11:11,113 --> 00:11:12,314
她是巴士导游

237
00:11:13,816 --> 00:11:18,954
她知道你的感受吗?
还是她也喜欢你?

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大哥

239
00:11:20,522 --> 00:11:21,657
怎么了?

240
00:11:21,657 --> 00:11:24,626
问这个干什么?多难为情

241
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白痴

242
00:11:26,261 --> 00:11:30,599
身为你大哥 我有责任多了解你

243
00:11:30,599 --> 00:11:34,036
如果继续这个话题
我会认为你是同性恋

244
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-什么?
-开玩笑

245
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我告诉过你我不懂笑话

246
00:11:39,041 --> 00:11:42,578
好...太危险了

247
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担心什么!听我说!

248
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欢迎光临

249
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{\an8}(致林屋亭屯兵卫大师)

250
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(日间表演:林屋亭屯兵卫)

251
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-可算来了
-屯兵卫先生!

252
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(林屋亭屯兵卫)

253
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嗯...

254
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和平常一样 我准备了个段子 来欢迎各位观众

255
00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:20,382
人们常说
江户时代的人从没有多余的钱

256
00:12:21,383 --> 00:12:22,951
他今天要讲《芝浜》!

257
00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:26,955
他们觉得有必要一天内用完所有钱

258
00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:29,858
最近流传的那些骗局

259
00:12:30,893 --> 00:12:34,897
对江户人是不会起作用的

260
00:12:36,165 --> 00:12:42,304
就像这样:你好...是我...

261
00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:44,907
噢!你是谁?这里是江户...

262
00:12:44,907 --> 00:12:46,975
呃 是我呀!

263
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:52,648
噢 是你!好 有事吗?
我出了点事

264
00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:56,018
需要一笔钱

265
00:12:56,018 --> 00:12:59,388
你帮我转到我的账户吧?

266
00:12:59,388 --> 00:13:02,157
真不巧!你应该昨晚打电话给我

267
00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:05,661
当时我在赛马场赢了五百万日元

268
00:13:06,195 --> 00:13:10,799
已经太晚了 肯定没有钱了!
去问别人吧!

269
00:13:12,734 --> 00:13:16,638
真是不知道他们是善于理财
还是愚蠢至极!

270
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真好笑

271
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我现在给大家讲个故事 在江户时代

272
00:13:24,746 --> 00:13:28,083
有个叫芝浜的小镇

273
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有一个叫鱼熊的渔夫在那里做生意

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他对鱼很了解 很会卖鱼

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鱼铺生意很好

276
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只有一个缺点 就是爱喝酒

277
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他一喝酒 就把生意放到一边

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抛之脑后

279
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摇摇...

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晃晃...

281
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说着:“生意好不好无所谓...”

282
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就连桶里的鱼也都一样...

283
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摇摇...晃晃...

284
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喂...说你呢

285
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喂 快起来行吗?

286
00:14:13,428 --> 00:14:14,263
喂!

287
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喂!

288
00:14:19,668 --> 00:14:22,838
对不起 师父...几点了?

289
00:14:22,838 --> 00:14:24,439
坏了...

290
00:14:24,973 --> 00:14:26,408
睡昏头了?

291
00:14:29,011 --> 00:14:30,746
看什么呀?

292
00:14:31,313 --> 00:14:33,782
忘记自己老婆的样子了吗?

293
00:14:34,349 --> 00:14:38,153
你是...我老婆?

294
00:14:38,153 --> 00:14:42,124
鱼熊 你太过分了

295
00:14:42,624 --> 00:14:44,593
昨晚的酒还没醒啊?

296
00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:46,495
能不能清醒点?

297
00:14:46,495 --> 00:14:51,233
你说好今天会去店里的

298
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店里?

299
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是啊

300
00:14:54,202 --> 00:14:57,940
已经20天没开张了

301
00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,375
我估计想开都开不了了

302
00:15:00,375 --> 00:15:04,980
你在说什么?
我都做你老婆多久了?

303
00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:06,782
所有东西我都准备好了

304
00:15:06,782 --> 00:15:07,582
噢 真的呀

305
00:15:07,582 --> 00:15:10,919
那我的刀呢
也没生锈 我已经磨尖了

306
00:15:10,919 --> 00:15:13,522
我的凉鞋丢了
我已经把它们拿出来了

307
00:15:13,522 --> 00:15:17,592
噢 看来你确实做好了准备

308
00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:21,897
喂 外面天还黑着呢

309
00:15:21,897 --> 00:15:24,633
那又如何?

310
00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:29,438
等你到了河边和商店
太阳就出来了 拜托你快去吧

311
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拜托你去卖鱼吧!拜托了!

312
00:15:32,441 --> 00:15:34,576
好 我会的!

313
00:15:35,243 --> 00:15:38,947
他一边说着 真是铁石心肠!

314
00:15:38,947 --> 00:15:41,116
一边出了门

315
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看看外面!

316
00:15:47,522 --> 00:15:49,424
-外面?
-看看有没有人跟踪我!

317
00:15:49,424 --> 00:15:51,760
怎么了?你跟人打架了吗?

318
00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:55,430
你真是我认识的最愚蠢的女人
我不骗你

319
00:15:55,430 --> 00:15:57,599
我说过现在还太早

320
00:15:58,767 --> 00:16:00,602
你怎么了? 你疯了吗?

321
00:16:00,602 --> 00:16:05,007
你先看一眼这个再说话

322
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:06,274
这是个钱包!

323
00:16:06,274 --> 00:16:07,175
她叫道

324
00:16:08,310 --> 00:16:11,680
我到镇上的时候 店铺门都还关着

325
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:16,018
我当时很生气
所以打算直接回家揍你一顿

326
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:18,387
但那样你就会把我赶出家门

327
00:16:21,790 --> 00:16:25,927
所以我坐在水桶上抽起了烟

328
00:16:25,927 --> 00:16:29,131
但慢慢我开始犯困了

329
00:16:30,098 --> 00:16:33,769
于是我走到海边
洗了把脸 让自己清醒过来

330
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18、20、22、24...

331
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26、28...

332
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别数了!这是50两!

333
00:16:57,926 --> 00:16:59,227
50两?

334
00:17:00,629 --> 00:17:02,431
我的运气来了!

335
00:17:02,431 --> 00:17:05,600
一定是老天爷觉得我很可怜

336
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,736
所以这就是上天帮助我的方式!

337
00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:08,837
但是 老公...

338
00:17:08,837 --> 00:17:11,740
给我拿些清酒!快点拿过来!

339
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:15,043
于是鱼熊君喝醉昏睡过去
接着他醒了!

340
00:17:15,043 --> 00:17:17,012
然后他的妻子撒谎骗他!

341
00:17:17,646 --> 00:17:20,882
然后那钱包...

342
00:17:20,882 --> 00:17:23,819
停...我知道这个段子

343
00:17:24,352 --> 00:17:26,721
你还是不擅长说书

344
00:17:27,689 --> 00:17:28,523
什么?

345
00:17:28,523 --> 00:17:30,592
你说的时候没有任何感情

346
00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:31,960
那你来讲?

347
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,428
我又不知道段子内容

348
00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:35,697
那就闭嘴好好听着 你个小混蛋!

349
00:17:35,697 --> 00:17:38,166
喂 鱼熊君 快起来好不好?

350
00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:39,301
醒醒!

351
00:17:39,301 --> 00:17:40,435
-龙二?
-闭嘴!

352
00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:44,873
你还打算睡多久呀 老公?
都日上三竿了!

353
00:17:44,873 --> 00:17:47,309
你快点去店里吧?

354
00:17:47,309 --> 00:17:48,977
去店里?别傻了!

355
00:17:48,977 --> 00:17:52,280
捡了50两的男人还做什么生意!

356
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,615
50两?

357
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:55,584
别傻了!真是!

358
00:17:56,718 --> 00:17:59,988
你是我老婆?你的脸真小!

359
00:17:59,988 --> 00:18:01,223
你有多高?

360
00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:04,626
你还醉着吗?

361
00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:07,195
你昨晚看起来的确心情很好

362
00:18:07,696 --> 00:18:10,031
谁来付这些食物和酒的钱?

363
00:18:10,031 --> 00:18:11,533
别让我说第二遍

364
00:18:11,533 --> 00:18:13,602
我把找到的钱包给你了

365
00:18:13,602 --> 00:18:15,237
里面有50两!

366
00:18:16,004 --> 00:18:17,305
我不明白你在说什么

367
00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:18,607
等等

368
00:18:18,607 --> 00:18:21,910
就算你很漂亮 但我还是要揍你!

369
00:18:21,910 --> 00:18:23,678
我说了我不知道!

370
00:18:29,384 --> 00:18:32,454
在哪里?

371
00:18:32,454 --> 00:18:35,457
该死 那50两呢!

372
00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:38,360
那一定是个梦

373
00:18:38,894 --> 00:18:39,728
梦?

374
00:18:41,096 --> 00:18:43,765
我真是不知道说你什么了
你整天游手好闲

375
00:18:44,299 --> 00:18:48,303
脑子里只有清酒和钱

376
00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:50,539
所以你才会做这个梦

377
00:18:51,540 --> 00:18:53,542
那你的意思是?

378
00:18:54,075 --> 00:18:57,412
你是说 我找到钱包只是一个梦

379
00:18:57,946 --> 00:19:00,081
而其实我只是喝醉了?

380
00:19:00,649 --> 00:19:01,750
是的

381
00:19:04,252 --> 00:19:08,023
多么残酷的梦...

382
00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:12,661
你向老天爷保证你会戒酒
但你却这样做

383
00:19:12,661 --> 00:19:13,862
所以才会遭这种报应

384
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:18,133
请原谅我!如你所说
这次我会向你保证

385
00:19:18,133 --> 00:19:20,702
从今天起 我保证再也不喝酒了

386
00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:22,737
从明天开始 我会尽我最大的努力!

387
00:19:22,737 --> 00:19:25,540
所以今天把酒钱给我吧

388
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:26,575
你保证

389
00:19:28,743 --> 00:19:31,079
是的!不管发生什么
我再也不会喝酒了!

390
00:19:31,079 --> 00:19:34,482
从那天起 他戒了酒 开始努力经营

391
00:19:36,851 --> 00:19:38,086
故事还没讲完

392
00:19:38,086 --> 00:19:41,790
然后两三年后
在除夕夜还是什么时候...

393
00:19:41,790 --> 00:19:45,260
你闭嘴!你太厉害了!

394
00:19:45,260 --> 00:19:48,997
真不是开玩笑的!
我从来不知道你有这样的天赋!

395
00:19:48,997 --> 00:19:50,432
你应该去做落语家!

396
00:19:50,432 --> 00:19:52,801
你可能会比在那家店里赚的多

397
00:19:52,801 --> 00:19:54,936
我得回店里去了

398
00:19:54,936 --> 00:19:57,339
继续讲完!店里不是还有兼职服务员

399
00:19:57,339 --> 00:20:00,342
我知道 但问题是她...

400
00:20:00,342 --> 00:20:01,977
没什么

401
00:20:01,977 --> 00:20:05,013
-不要说到一半!
-跟你们讲太没劲了!

402
00:20:05,013 --> 00:20:07,482
你们总是在不该笑的地方笑!

403
00:20:07,482 --> 00:20:08,817
我会安静的

404
00:20:08,817 --> 00:20:10,986
她叫莉萨 她没拿到薪水

405
00:20:10,986 --> 00:20:11,920
谁叫你说了!

406
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:14,889
别再提钱了 你个丑女

407
00:20:14,889 --> 00:20:17,926
这么想要钱
那就去做陪酒小姐或妓女

408
00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:19,995
反正也没男人要你

409
00:20:21,029 --> 00:20:23,565
我后悔说了那些话

410
00:20:23,565 --> 00:20:25,834
她那时刚被甩 很沮丧

411
00:20:25,834 --> 00:20:28,003
我想说点什么来补救...

412
00:20:28,003 --> 00:20:29,170
如果那样的话

413
00:20:29,170 --> 00:20:30,672
{\an8}(原装打火机500日元)

414
00:20:30,672 --> 00:20:31,906
我会点你台的...

415
00:20:31,906 --> 00:20:32,974
这算什么补救

416
00:20:33,842 --> 00:20:35,677
的确不算吧?

417
00:20:35,677 --> 00:20:36,678
你在干什么?

418
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,815
喂!住手!

419
00:20:40,815 --> 00:20:41,950
放手!

420
00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:48,490
你要干什么 你这丑八怪!

421
00:20:48,490 --> 00:20:52,627
别再叫我丑八怪了!
每次你这么说我都想杀了你

422
00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:55,463
你可能是在开玩笑
但我都想杀了你!

423
00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:56,665
什么?

424
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,969
她一直在记录
我叫她“丑八怪”的次数

425
00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:04,205
-每天都记在她的笔记本上
-出乎意料的认真呢

426
00:21:04,205 --> 00:21:07,008
谢谢你所做的一切
把薪水支票寄到我的账户上

427
00:21:07,008 --> 00:21:09,911
如果月底前不给我发工资
我就起诉你!

428
00:21:10,745 --> 00:21:13,782
败类!去死吧!

429
00:21:17,385 --> 00:21:21,923
你不该叫她丑女 她其实挺可爱的

430
00:21:21,923 --> 00:21:24,726
就算她真的很丑 我也不会这么说

431
00:21:24,726 --> 00:21:28,263
怎么了?她对我来说就像妹妹一样
这只是亲密的昵称

432
00:21:28,263 --> 00:21:30,965
对 就像你管你的小弟弟 叫儿子一样

433
00:21:33,702 --> 00:21:35,537
你就不能想个更好的比喻吗?

434
00:21:35,537 --> 00:21:38,173
没关系 她是成年人了 对吧?

435
00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:40,642
我敢说她已经找到一份好工作了

436
00:21:40,642 --> 00:21:43,178
不 我觉得不是 不可能

437
00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:45,347
根据以往的经验 是因为男人

438
00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:46,181
跟男人有关

439
00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:47,182
男人?

440
00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:49,984
这又不是我一次两次
没有付薪水给她了

441
00:21:49,984 --> 00:21:52,253
虽然嘴上抱怨 但她还是会干

442
00:21:52,253 --> 00:21:54,789
但是她一旦有了男朋友 就不行了

443
00:21:54,789 --> 00:21:56,991
她会擅离职守 还从收银台偷钱

444
00:21:56,991 --> 00:21:58,526
然后辞职

445
00:21:58,526 --> 00:22:01,496
-被甩了之后又会回来
-她本质不坏...

446
00:22:01,496 --> 00:22:03,298
一交男朋友就变了

447
00:22:03,298 --> 00:22:05,800
而且她对男人的品味特别差劲

448
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:09,003
带孩子的可怜电视主持人
自称DJ的虐待狂...

449
00:22:09,003 --> 00:22:10,739
还有受虐狂的学生!

450
00:22:10,739 --> 00:22:12,974
还有那个虐待狂学生!

451
00:22:12,974 --> 00:22:16,177
不管我怎么警告她 她都不听

452
00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:21,049
肯定是因为男人
如果不是因为男人 她不会因为

453
00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:22,917
不发工资这样的事而大发雷霆

454
00:22:22,917 --> 00:22:25,620
-按理说你应该付她钱的
-嗯...

455
00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:26,955
嗯什么?

456
00:22:26,955 --> 00:22:31,559
这样吧!小虎君
拜托你帮我看看她是什么情况

457
00:22:32,093 --> 00:22:34,629
她其实是个好人 所以我很担心

458
00:22:34,629 --> 00:22:36,498
-那就给她发工资
-我说了这办不到

459
00:22:36,498 --> 00:22:38,466
好吗?我现在就给她打电话

460
00:22:38,466 --> 00:22:42,036
-你为什么不自己问?
-因为没给她发工资 我不好意思

461
00:22:42,036 --> 00:22:46,307
我不要 我最不擅长试探什么的了

462
00:22:46,307 --> 00:22:47,108
大哥!

463
00:22:48,176 --> 00:22:49,677
你在这里干什么?

464
00:22:49,677 --> 00:22:51,112
噢 这个...

465
00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:54,416
哟

466
00:23:00,455 --> 00:23:02,624
你是卖衣服的?

467
00:23:02,624 --> 00:23:05,460
你比我小两岁 对吧?

468
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:09,697
我是大学生 我老爹说 就算是黑社会也该有大学文凭

469
00:23:09,697 --> 00:23:10,598
这样啊

470
00:23:11,566 --> 00:23:13,701
-挣钱吗?
-什么意思?

471
00:23:14,702 --> 00:23:16,671
我猜这应该比做落语家挣得多

472
00:23:17,172 --> 00:23:18,873
赶紧努力还钱吧

473
00:23:19,374 --> 00:23:21,309
银次郎 买点什么吧

474
00:23:21,309 --> 00:23:24,546
-这里没有什么...
-别废话 随便买点什么!

475
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:26,614
这可不好办

476
00:23:27,549 --> 00:23:28,650
我会买点什么的

477
00:23:28,650 --> 00:23:29,751
不要太为难自己

478
00:23:39,060 --> 00:23:41,563
-这些多少钱?
-我说了算了

479
00:23:43,998 --> 00:23:46,401
我不想让像你这么差劲的人
穿这些衣服

480
00:23:47,101 --> 00:23:48,102
什么?

481
00:24:13,628 --> 00:24:15,897
(招聘女销售)

482
00:24:19,334 --> 00:24:20,235
喂?

483
00:24:21,636 --> 00:24:23,505
我可能撑不下去了

484
00:24:24,572 --> 00:24:25,740
什么?怎么了?

485
00:24:25,740 --> 00:24:27,408
我吃了些安眠药

486
00:24:28,743 --> 00:24:31,379
我把我朋友的车撞坏了

487
00:24:31,379 --> 00:24:35,617
我要拿20万来修车 我想死

488
00:24:35,617 --> 00:24:38,853
-别为这种事寻短!
-那就把钱给我

489
00:24:39,854 --> 00:24:41,756
什么?但我...

490
00:24:41,756 --> 00:24:44,292
再从店里收银机里拿点钱

491
00:24:47,328 --> 00:24:49,130
算了!我开玩笑的

492
00:24:49,631 --> 00:24:52,934
只是在这种时候
你是我唯一可以依靠的人

493
00:24:55,270 --> 00:24:57,238
鱼熊君戒酒三年了

494
00:24:57,739 --> 00:25:02,010
他有手艺 所以会有一些常客...

495
00:25:04,846 --> 00:25:08,349
在他终于还清所有债务的那一年...

496
00:25:11,052 --> 00:25:12,620
对了 新年前夜

497
00:25:13,555 --> 00:25:17,425
他拜访了顾客 驻足在澡堂门前...

498
00:25:17,425 --> 00:25:19,794
我想你直接读会更快些...

499
00:25:23,097 --> 00:25:25,466
总而言之 事情是这样的 他的妻子承认

500
00:25:25,466 --> 00:25:29,103
她把鱼熊三年前找到的钱包藏起来了

501
00:25:29,103 --> 00:25:30,572
{\an8}(龙之苏打)

502
00:25:33,074 --> 00:25:34,309
店长?

503
00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:37,478
店长?

504
00:25:48,556 --> 00:25:50,291
当然了...

505
00:26:00,335 --> 00:26:01,836
这是真的吗?

506
00:26:01,836 --> 00:26:04,405
老公 这个钱包看起来眼熟吗?

507
00:26:04,973 --> 00:26:07,041
是的

508
00:26:07,041 --> 00:26:09,744
这是你三年前捡到的钱包

509
00:26:10,311 --> 00:26:13,448
那一切不都只是个梦吗?

510
00:26:13,448 --> 00:26:15,783
我骗你说那只是个梦

511
00:26:15,783 --> 00:26:17,785
要打要骂随你吧

512
00:26:17,785 --> 00:26:20,021
别犯傻了 我怎么会打你?

513
00:26:20,021 --> 00:26:22,290
那会弄疼我的手

514
00:26:22,290 --> 00:26:24,325
大哥 你看到我的钱包了吗?

515
00:26:24,325 --> 00:26:25,159
没有!

516
00:26:25,159 --> 00:26:27,695
在里原龙买衣服的时候还有...

517
00:26:27,695 --> 00:26:31,432
-去哪里了呢?
-闭嘴

518
00:26:31,432 --> 00:26:33,101
我要说到精彩的部分了

519
00:26:33,901 --> 00:26:35,703
你看 你搞得我都不知道念哪里了

520
00:26:37,939 --> 00:26:39,273
好了 已经够了

521
00:26:39,273 --> 00:26:40,475
我去找找看

522
00:26:43,044 --> 00:26:44,479
总而言之

523
00:26:45,446 --> 00:26:50,084
妻子欺骗丈夫
是为了让他戒酒努力工作

524
00:26:51,052 --> 00:26:51,886
没错

525
00:26:53,855 --> 00:26:55,323
这绝对是个好故事

526
00:26:58,459 --> 00:27:00,628
但现实并非如此简单

527
00:27:00,628 --> 00:27:01,829
为何?

528
00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:03,564
我丈夫是普通职员

529
00:27:03,564 --> 00:27:07,101
他没有像渔夫那样有手艺

530
00:27:07,702 --> 00:27:10,538
即使他想工作 但是公司倒闭...

531
00:27:11,439 --> 00:27:13,841
包括他的自尊心和社会对他的看法

532
00:27:13,841 --> 00:27:15,877
并不是可以随随便便找工作的

533
00:27:17,412 --> 00:27:20,448
我无法想象三年后我的状态

534
00:27:20,448 --> 00:27:21,783
所以我想说的是

535
00:27:22,283 --> 00:27:25,486
我意识到
现在的人无法对这个故事产生共情

536
00:27:25,486 --> 00:27:27,522
教我其他的

537
00:27:27,522 --> 00:27:29,991
教你另一个故事?没那么容易

538
00:27:29,991 --> 00:27:32,960
别担心 加上些技巧 即使是老故事也能让人产生共鸣

539
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:35,263
-是你没有说服力
-闭嘴 四眼

540
00:27:35,263 --> 00:27:37,365
简直一副公司职员的样子

541
00:27:37,365 --> 00:27:40,902
小虎 你最喜欢的电影是什么?

542
00:27:40,902 --> 00:27:42,336
《南之王》

543
00:27:43,504 --> 00:27:45,206
-还有吗?
-《小鬼当家》

544
00:27:45,206 --> 00:27:48,409
还真没想到呢

545
00:27:48,409 --> 00:27:49,911
那是虚构的 对吧?

546
00:27:49,911 --> 00:27:51,746
落语的段子也是虚构的

547
00:27:51,746 --> 00:27:53,114
你小时候独自一人的时候

548
00:27:53,114 --> 00:27:55,717
就从来没有被坏人袭击过

549
00:27:55,717 --> 00:27:57,085
-我被袭击过
-真的吗?

550
00:27:57,585 --> 00:28:00,988
有人逃债 我去了他家

551
00:28:00,988 --> 00:28:03,057
-里面只有一个孩子
-你才是那个坏人啊?

552
00:28:03,057 --> 00:28:05,927
还真不是虚构的 这太难了师父

553
00:28:05,927 --> 00:28:10,998
小虎 你听了我演绎的《芝滨》后
有什么感觉?

554
00:28:10,998 --> 00:28:12,667
我又哭又笑 很是感动

555
00:28:12,667 --> 00:28:15,870
这感想也太短小精悍了
就像小泉首相一样!

556
00:28:16,871 --> 00:28:23,111
这个故事哪一部分最让你感动?

557
00:28:24,312 --> 00:28:26,614
他说他妻子是女神那部分吧?

558
00:28:26,614 --> 00:28:29,584
好 其他的就忘了吧

559
00:28:29,584 --> 00:28:30,451
忘记?

560
00:28:30,451 --> 00:28:34,655
你现在无法

561
00:28:34,655 --> 00:28:37,291
记住并讲述整个故事

562
00:28:37,291 --> 00:28:39,260
所以与其把事情搞复杂

563
00:28:39,260 --> 00:28:44,665
不如把你的重点都放在那个情感部分

564
00:28:45,233 --> 00:28:48,936
这样 不管是上班族还是什么人

565
00:28:48,936 --> 00:28:51,005
观众都能有所共鸣

566
00:28:54,041 --> 00:28:55,076
师父

567
00:28:55,076 --> 00:28:56,144
怎么了?

568
00:28:56,144 --> 00:28:58,045
你是位好老师

569
00:29:03,451 --> 00:29:07,522
那就开始吧

570
00:29:08,456 --> 00:29:10,024
你说得太对了!

571
00:29:11,592 --> 00:29:17,198
别说50两 就算再多
我都能一下子花光!

572
00:29:17,698 --> 00:29:19,767
谢谢你骗了我

573
00:29:21,002 --> 00:29:25,573
多亏了你 我恢复了理智 现在可以过一个无债一身轻的新年了

574
00:29:26,574 --> 00:29:28,342
太感谢你了

575
00:29:30,178 --> 00:29:31,479
你就是女神

576
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,115
你不必向我致意

577
00:29:34,715 --> 00:29:36,884
来 喝一杯

578
00:29:36,884 --> 00:29:40,354
我觉得他今天能顺利讲完

579
00:29:40,354 --> 00:29:43,057
-我戒酒了
-说得不错

580
00:29:43,758 --> 00:29:45,693
我发誓不会再喝酒

581
00:29:46,527 --> 00:29:50,231
现在没关系了
你不再是一个被酒控制的人了

582
00:29:55,837 --> 00:29:57,505
谁啊?正说到最精彩部分呢

583
00:29:58,005 --> 00:29:59,440
把电话挂掉

584
00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:01,709
人家正在讲爱情故事呢...

585
00:30:01,709 --> 00:30:02,844
喂?

586
00:30:03,711 --> 00:30:04,579
他竟然接电话?

587
00:30:04,579 --> 00:30:06,881
你在干什么?说好下午4点半碰面的

588
00:30:06,881 --> 00:30:08,916
抱歉 我正在表演...

589
00:30:10,218 --> 00:30:12,486
-非得这时候吗?
-当然!

590
00:30:12,486 --> 00:30:13,387
我受够了!

591
00:30:13,387 --> 00:30:16,357
只有我们两个多尴尬啊
这地方都没开门

592
00:30:20,461 --> 00:30:21,495
断线了

593
00:30:27,134 --> 00:30:28,002
白痴...

594
00:30:28,569 --> 00:30:31,339
抱歉

595
00:30:31,839 --> 00:30:33,708
下次我会静音的

596
00:30:34,942 --> 00:30:36,377
我说到哪里了?

597
00:30:36,377 --> 00:30:38,045
真的可以吗?

598
00:30:38,045 --> 00:30:39,647
太荒谬了!

599
00:30:39,647 --> 00:30:41,115
你毁掉了表演

600
00:30:42,550 --> 00:30:44,285
不行

601
00:30:44,285 --> 00:30:47,788
我不会再喝酒了

602
00:30:47,788 --> 00:30:48,956
为何?

603
00:30:51,525 --> 00:30:55,496
如果你的钱包掉在原宿
为什么会有人跑来浅草送来?

604
00:30:55,496 --> 00:30:59,066
我是说我可能把它掉在原宿了!

605
00:30:59,066 --> 00:31:01,435
意思是 我也可能把它掉在浅草了

606
00:31:07,375 --> 00:31:09,911
我对男人的品味太差了

607
00:31:11,245 --> 00:31:13,848
起码你有自知之明

608
00:31:13,848 --> 00:31:16,284
只要一动心 就会彻底爱上

609
00:31:16,284 --> 00:31:18,986
不管年纪大小

610
00:31:19,487 --> 00:31:24,091
那我呢?我老婆刚甩了我
所以我是自由之身

611
00:31:25,393 --> 00:31:28,429
我占有欲很强 控制不住自己

612
00:31:28,429 --> 00:31:31,232
我必须粘人才能感觉到这是一段关系

613
00:31:31,232 --> 00:31:33,134
我喜欢粘人的女孩

614
00:31:33,134 --> 00:31:36,203
能不能懂点事!
她无视你就已经很客气了!

615
00:31:36,203 --> 00:31:37,505
你喜欢做爱 是吧?

616
00:31:38,005 --> 00:31:39,640
这位更迟钝!

617
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:42,810
正常次数就行
没有性我就没有安全感

618
00:31:42,810 --> 00:31:44,145
小虎...

619
00:31:44,145 --> 00:31:46,213
-我爱你!
-谁问你了?

620
00:31:46,213 --> 00:31:50,151
你还年轻
为什么非得一心扑在男人身上?

621
00:31:50,151 --> 00:31:52,486
除了男人 你还喜欢什么?

622
00:31:53,854 --> 00:31:54,689
喝酒!

623
00:31:56,190 --> 00:31:58,459
从我们来到这里之后
你就一直在喝酒

624
00:31:59,527 --> 00:32:04,231
喝酒、男人、发短信、卡拉OK
《铁面无私》

625
00:32:04,732 --> 00:32:05,933
牛奶布丁...

626
00:32:07,068 --> 00:32:08,235
还有衣服

627
00:32:09,270 --> 00:32:10,504
噢 衣服...

628
00:32:13,407 --> 00:32:18,079
如果你喜欢衣服
为何不把衣服当成男朋友?

629
00:32:19,347 --> 00:32:21,382
什么?

630
00:32:21,382 --> 00:32:23,417
她竟然这反应...

631
00:32:24,051 --> 00:32:26,020
可以理解 毕竟你就这品味

632
00:32:26,020 --> 00:32:28,823
闭嘴 赶紧闭嘴!

633
00:32:28,823 --> 00:32:32,460
如果一个男人真的爱你

634
00:32:32,994 --> 00:32:35,696
绝不会干涉你的生活

635
00:32:35,696 --> 00:32:37,965
绝不会让你辞职或跳槽

636
00:32:38,532 --> 00:32:41,335
-真的?
-他们只是在利用你

637
00:32:41,335 --> 00:32:44,271
他们在利用你 你快醒醒吧

638
00:32:44,271 --> 00:32:47,742
一边工作 一边找个普通男人

639
00:32:47,742 --> 00:32:49,143
应该没那么难

640
00:32:49,944 --> 00:32:52,013
我心里明白这些 但...

641
00:32:52,013 --> 00:32:56,917
来 喝了它 如果你继续等下去 完美的男人会出现的

642
00:32:56,917 --> 00:33:01,288
一个善良、有钱并能理解你的人

643
00:33:01,288 --> 00:33:04,792
没错!只要好好生活就能等到他了!

644
00:33:04,792 --> 00:33:08,596
一个懂我、心地善良
且有钱的完美男人

645
00:33:08,596 --> 00:33:10,998
-还要长得帅!
-我从没说过应该长得帅

646
00:33:10,998 --> 00:33:16,037
今天你真让我大开眼界!
店主你今天真像成熟男人

647
00:33:16,037 --> 00:33:17,038
成熟男人是会付你工资的...

648
00:33:17,038 --> 00:33:20,107
闭嘴 我迟早会付钱给她的

649
00:33:20,107 --> 00:33:23,611
说真的 这家伙太小气了 超蠢的

650
00:33:37,024 --> 00:33:38,125
好

651
00:33:42,163 --> 00:33:45,433
我很抱歉...

652
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,868
让你和我一起做这种事

653
00:33:47,868 --> 00:33:50,805
没事 最后这不是挺好的

654
00:33:51,872 --> 00:33:52,940
来干杯吧

655
00:33:53,941 --> 00:33:54,775
干杯!

656
00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:05,586
噢 我一直想问你...

657
00:34:07,054 --> 00:34:07,922
什么?

658
00:34:10,124 --> 00:34:11,358
你为什么不去落语?

659
00:34:14,762 --> 00:34:15,863
放过我吧

660
00:34:15,863 --> 00:34:18,299
我不是喝多了才这么说的

661
00:34:18,299 --> 00:34:21,469
你的《芝滨》讲得太好了
我都起鸡皮疙瘩了

662
00:34:21,469 --> 00:34:24,038
听起来活灵活现 节奏明快

663
00:34:24,705 --> 00:34:26,373
不去落语真是浪费天赋

664
00:34:26,874 --> 00:34:30,144
嘿 这不是小虎吗...

665
00:34:31,445 --> 00:34:34,148
喂 你们干什么?不付钱就喝酒?

666
00:34:35,149 --> 00:34:37,151
-是我老爸让你劝我的吗?
-喂!

667
00:34:40,121 --> 00:34:44,725
如果我回家 我老爸就能还清债务了

668
00:34:44,725 --> 00:34:46,894
然后你就可以金盆洗手

669
00:34:46,894 --> 00:34:47,795
并不是那样...

670
00:34:47,795 --> 00:34:48,696
抱歉 但是...

671
00:34:49,930 --> 00:34:53,033
我可不像你那个
那么听爸爸话的小弟一样

672
00:34:55,536 --> 00:34:56,370
抱歉

673
00:35:00,841 --> 00:35:01,775
你没事吧?

674
00:35:04,678 --> 00:35:05,513
没事

675
00:35:06,046 --> 00:35:09,016
-有什么我能帮你的吗?
-我捡到个钱包

676
00:35:09,583 --> 00:35:10,184
什么?

677
00:35:10,985 --> 00:35:11,719
什么?

678
00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:13,854
让我看一眼?

679
00:35:16,123 --> 00:35:18,425
警官 这是我的钱包!

680
00:35:19,026 --> 00:35:20,427
-真的吗?
-真的!

681
00:35:20,427 --> 00:35:23,397
你真是救了我 太谢谢了

682
00:35:23,931 --> 00:35:26,333
如果没有这个 我就麻烦大了

683
00:35:27,401 --> 00:35:28,302
太感谢了

684
00:35:29,069 --> 00:35:32,506
太感谢了 你救了我的命

685
00:35:34,475 --> 00:35:35,309
那个...

686
00:35:38,712 --> 00:35:40,147
你喜欢卖衣服吗?

687
00:35:41,448 --> 00:35:43,751
当然!我干这行就是因为我自己喜欢

688
00:35:44,318 --> 00:35:46,687
我明白了 那很好

689
00:35:50,558 --> 00:35:52,693
怎么了?有话直说

690
00:35:53,561 --> 00:35:54,428
其实...

691
00:35:55,796 --> 00:36:00,067
你在店里总是很暴躁

692
00:36:00,568 --> 00:36:03,637
我以为你是逃避做落语家

693
00:36:05,139 --> 00:36:08,542
或者是逃避你父亲

694
00:36:09,510 --> 00:36:10,578
如果我说错了

695
00:36:10,578 --> 00:36:13,180
做自己真正喜欢的事有那么棒吗?

696
00:36:14,415 --> 00:36:15,249
什么?

697
00:36:17,785 --> 00:36:20,421
曾经喜欢的东西不再喜欢了

698
00:36:20,421 --> 00:36:22,523
当然只好去找其他喜欢的新东西

699
00:36:24,058 --> 00:36:27,361
其实应该是我问你
你是否真的喜欢落语

700
00:36:28,362 --> 00:36:30,497
-我这么做是因为我喜欢
-是吗?

701
00:36:31,031 --> 00:36:35,269
我想你那时厌倦了做黑社会
然后机缘巧合开始

702
00:36:35,269 --> 00:36:36,870
对你来说很简单

703
00:36:36,870 --> 00:36:39,707
干不好了 可以回去当黑帮

704
00:36:39,707 --> 00:36:42,443
你和师父或者老大又没有血缘关系

705
00:36:43,244 --> 00:36:45,246
对我来说不一样

706
00:36:46,247 --> 00:36:48,816
不像你 我不能半途而废

707
00:36:49,316 --> 00:36:52,253
如果我要回去
我必须准备好全力以赴

708
00:36:52,753 --> 00:36:54,188
说实话

709
00:36:54,955 --> 00:36:56,824
像你这样的混混是不可能成功的

710
00:37:17,077 --> 00:37:19,179
你对我了解多少?

711
00:37:21,849 --> 00:37:25,653
赔钱!

712
00:37:37,231 --> 00:37:40,200
这不够!

713
00:37:48,542 --> 00:37:52,146
哎啊!爸爸放屁了!

714
00:37:52,146 --> 00:37:53,814
不是我 是屯太

715
00:37:53,814 --> 00:37:55,482
让我闻闻...

716
00:37:56,283 --> 00:38:00,387
不 妈妈!我们吃的都一样
你闻不出区别的

717
00:38:01,622 --> 00:38:04,858
多和谐的一家人啊 真幸福

718
00:38:04,858 --> 00:38:06,994
现在轮到我了

719
00:38:11,031 --> 00:38:13,701
你们到底有多亲密?小虎呢?

720
00:38:14,201 --> 00:38:16,670
我以为他和你在一起

721
00:38:17,237 --> 00:38:19,406
他说要和你见面 还没回来

722
00:38:19,406 --> 00:38:20,207
噢

723
00:38:21,241 --> 00:38:22,710
等等 混蛋!

724
00:38:24,044 --> 00:38:26,580
-怎么了 你这个臭艺人?
-整理好这个

725
00:38:26,580 --> 00:38:27,781
屯太 别这样

726
00:38:27,781 --> 00:38:30,818
这既是你家 也是我家

727
00:38:31,418 --> 00:38:35,022
我不是以一个臭艺人的身份
跟你说话你 而是以大哥的身份

728
00:38:35,022 --> 00:38:39,393
五秒之内给我放回去 五、四、三...

729
00:38:41,362 --> 00:38:46,166
你干什么?啊!詹加!

730
00:38:46,166 --> 00:38:49,203
-喂 小虎出什么事了吗?
-不关你的事

731
00:38:49,203 --> 00:38:51,772
跟我有关 他是我的弟子

732
00:38:51,772 --> 00:38:52,806
好吗?

733
00:38:52,806 --> 00:38:55,042
我不会让你伤害他

734
00:38:56,210 --> 00:38:58,779
他不知道吃了多少苦

735
00:38:59,847 --> 00:39:01,515
不像你!

736
00:39:01,515 --> 00:39:02,416
啊?

737
00:39:03,617 --> 00:39:05,219
他父母死在他面前时

738
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:09,690
他才12岁

739
00:39:10,190 --> 00:39:13,260
他们因负债而自杀

740
00:39:14,161 --> 00:39:17,064
创伤太大 于是他就忘记了如何微笑

741
00:39:17,064 --> 00:39:18,499
他当时无处可去

742
00:39:19,666 --> 00:39:22,669
父母双亡 也没有钱

743
00:39:23,937 --> 00:39:27,408
新宿流星会把他收入麾下

744
00:39:28,542 --> 00:39:32,246
不是他想加入黑帮

745
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,516
他只有这个选择

746
00:39:36,083 --> 00:39:37,751
那家伙...

747
00:39:40,254 --> 00:39:42,122
听了我的段子

748
00:39:44,191 --> 00:39:45,559
然后笑了

749
00:39:46,460 --> 00:39:50,464
他笑了

750
00:39:50,464 --> 00:39:52,933
詹加...我们整理一下

751
00:39:53,434 --> 00:39:56,437
他向他的救星帮派老大请求退出

752
00:39:57,271 --> 00:39:58,672
来这里...

753
00:40:00,841 --> 00:40:03,377
他想成为一个说书人 成为我的学徒

754
00:40:03,977 --> 00:40:04,812
你知道...

755
00:40:05,679 --> 00:40:09,116
我一开始拒绝了他
因为感觉是麻烦事

756
00:40:11,051 --> 00:40:14,788
我知道自己不是好人

757
00:40:15,923 --> 00:40:17,591
但他就是不听

758
00:40:18,692 --> 00:40:21,028
他是下了多大的决心啊

759
00:40:21,595 --> 00:40:23,430
他和你完全不一样

760
00:40:23,430 --> 00:40:26,600
他可不是三分钟热度

761
00:40:27,501 --> 00:40:31,171
他是个孤独的人

762
00:40:33,340 --> 00:40:37,678
你离开这房子 故作独立

763
00:40:37,678 --> 00:40:39,746
但你有时还是会回来...

764
00:40:40,414 --> 00:40:42,683
自以为是 在不经意之间

765
00:40:42,683 --> 00:40:45,853
伤害别人

766
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:48,355
如果你继续这样下去

767
00:40:49,056 --> 00:40:51,792
到最后 你真的会...

768
00:40:52,626 --> 00:40:55,496
孤独终老

769
00:40:56,930 --> 00:40:57,798
好吗?

770
00:40:59,967 --> 00:41:01,568
一个孤独的人的生命结局

771
00:41:02,603 --> 00:41:04,104
就是一个人孤零零地死去

772
00:41:06,039 --> 00:41:07,341
你怎么能...

773
00:41:07,341 --> 00:41:08,542
什么?

774
00:41:10,744 --> 00:41:13,380
你怎么能对你的亲生儿子说这些?

775
00:41:21,288 --> 00:41:22,956
亲生儿子

776
00:41:25,092 --> 00:41:27,561
不会对他的父亲做这样的事!

777
00:41:27,561 --> 00:41:29,329
爸爸 别说了!

778
00:41:29,329 --> 00:41:30,397
别说了!

779
00:41:30,397 --> 00:41:32,933
妈妈都哭了!

780
00:41:32,933 --> 00:41:34,968
小百合

781
00:41:34,968 --> 00:41:37,070
不 对不起

782
00:41:37,070 --> 00:41:42,576
我说过不要让小百合哭

783
00:41:43,076 --> 00:41:46,213
-不是我
-谁把她弄哭了?

784
00:41:46,213 --> 00:41:48,081
谁把她弄哭了?

785
00:41:48,081 --> 00:41:49,216
啊?

786
00:41:53,053 --> 00:41:54,454
龙平?

787
00:41:54,955 --> 00:41:55,789
龙平?

788
00:41:55,789 --> 00:41:56,590
抱歉

789
00:41:56,590 --> 00:41:58,592
-龙平?
-他晕倒了

790
00:41:58,592 --> 00:42:00,994
-我用力过猛了
-快来帮忙

791
00:42:02,663 --> 00:42:03,830
对不起!

792
00:42:03,830 --> 00:42:06,733
店长 我终于找到他了

793
00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:07,534
是...

794
00:42:07,534 --> 00:42:13,040
他英俊潇洒 闪闪发光 简直超棒的

795
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:15,742
-挺好
-多亏了你

796
00:42:15,742 --> 00:42:18,211
-什么?
-你没在听吗?

797
00:42:18,211 --> 00:42:20,347
-你什么都没说
-我要辞职

798
00:42:20,347 --> 00:42:21,214
什么?

799
00:42:21,214 --> 00:42:24,484
我找到那个有钱帅哥了
他超棒 有点叛逆

800
00:42:24,484 --> 00:42:27,087
他穿的夹克后面有虎与龙的图案

801
00:42:27,087 --> 00:42:28,455
冷静点

802
00:42:30,591 --> 00:42:31,425
什么夹克?

803
00:42:31,425 --> 00:42:35,329
我们到底该怎么办?

804
00:42:39,366 --> 00:42:40,200
怎么了?

805
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:44,538
我们该怎么办 小虎?这太可怕了!

806
00:42:44,538 --> 00:42:47,374
小虎!我之前叫你盯紧他

807
00:42:49,142 --> 00:42:52,312
你到底做了什么?

808
00:42:57,284 --> 00:43:00,020
被老大说中了...

809
00:43:02,255 --> 00:43:04,591
你在干什么?

810
00:43:07,027 --> 00:43:10,631
你个白痴...

811
00:43:11,431 --> 00:43:12,799
那个导游...

812
00:43:13,834 --> 00:43:15,202
什么?

813
00:43:15,202 --> 00:43:17,237
他们都是我的男朋友...

814
00:43:17,237 --> 00:43:21,408
喂!你以为你是谁
还让这些家伙为你纹身?

815
00:43:21,408 --> 00:43:25,345
好了!各位的右边是封神

816
00:43:25,345 --> 00:43:26,513
左边是...

817
00:43:28,015 --> 00:43:28,849
说书人先生?

818
00:43:28,849 --> 00:43:30,117
闭嘴 跟我来!

819
00:43:30,117 --> 00:43:33,253
-但我在工作
-过来

820
00:43:52,072 --> 00:43:54,241
{\an8}(芳子咖啡屋)

821
00:43:54,241 --> 00:43:58,679
我还是忘不了我在东京的生活

822
00:44:00,013 --> 00:44:03,150
虽然有点不好意思 但我必须回来

823
00:44:04,051 --> 00:44:08,522
我在家的时候我丈夫会紧张

824
00:44:09,056 --> 00:44:11,591
我不想回去做陪酒小姐...

825
00:44:12,092 --> 00:44:14,528
因为那会让男人再次惹得神魂颠倒

826
00:44:15,495 --> 00:44:18,565
我觉得年轻人不会坐观光巴士...

827
00:44:19,199 --> 00:44:21,435
并且我以前经常照顾老人...

828
00:44:21,435 --> 00:44:24,137
谁管你为什么当导游

829
00:44:26,373 --> 00:44:28,508
你们怎么认识的?

830
00:44:28,508 --> 00:44:29,576
旅游巴士上!

831
00:44:29,576 --> 00:44:30,677
对 旅游巴士!

832
00:44:31,445 --> 00:44:32,846
出去一下

833
00:44:32,846 --> 00:44:35,816
幸好我没留着那个钱包

834
00:44:36,383 --> 00:44:38,785
一定是上帝嘉奖我

835
00:44:38,785 --> 00:44:40,854
上天看我太可怜

836
00:44:40,854 --> 00:44:42,723
你有他的号码吗?

837
00:44:42,723 --> 00:44:45,392
没有 但我给了他我的邮箱地址

838
00:44:45,392 --> 00:44:46,727
他给你发邮件了吗?

839
00:44:46,727 --> 00:44:47,894
还没有

840
00:44:49,362 --> 00:44:50,564
你确定不是

841
00:44:52,599 --> 00:44:54,101
在做梦吗?

842
00:44:54,101 --> 00:44:54,835
啊?

843
00:44:54,835 --> 00:44:57,237
把它当作一场梦 忘了它吧

844
00:44:57,237 --> 00:44:59,172
什么?但她就在那里!

845
00:44:59,172 --> 00:45:01,441
你昨晚喝得太醉了

846
00:45:01,441 --> 00:45:04,911
我们又在谈论男人
所以你才做了那个梦...

847
00:45:06,947 --> 00:45:11,351
别傻了!我都跟他握手了!

848
00:45:11,351 --> 00:45:13,253
我说了那就是个梦!

849
00:45:14,287 --> 00:45:17,023
那钱包呢?我在这里找到的!

850
00:45:17,023 --> 00:45:18,959
你的确把钱包交给了警察

851
00:45:18,959 --> 00:45:22,162
然后又梦见到那个穿夹克的家伙

852
00:45:22,696 --> 00:45:23,530
不可能!

853
00:45:23,530 --> 00:45:25,899
那你还记得是怎么回家的吗?

854
00:45:28,101 --> 00:45:28,935
嗯...

855
00:45:28,935 --> 00:45:31,104
看吧!我就说这只是个梦!

856
00:45:31,671 --> 00:45:35,642
这就是你一直想着男人的下场!

857
00:45:36,409 --> 00:45:38,378
回去工作!

858
00:45:38,378 --> 00:45:40,347
把这些破衣服都拿出来

859
00:45:41,581 --> 00:45:42,949
她也许是个宝贝

860
00:45:43,450 --> 00:45:46,753
但正因为如此
还有很多其他男人在追求她

861
00:45:47,354 --> 00:45:49,689
就像鸽子因为鸟食而兴奋一样

862
00:45:50,524 --> 00:45:52,192
你只是其中一只鸽子

863
00:45:53,026 --> 00:45:53,960
大哥...

864
00:45:55,495 --> 00:45:58,064
我知道有其他五个人 不 六个人

865
00:45:58,064 --> 00:46:00,867
和你有同样的纹身

866
00:46:02,269 --> 00:46:03,403
你想成为一只鸽子

867
00:46:04,871 --> 00:46:06,006
是吧 银次郎?

868
00:46:07,641 --> 00:46:09,476
你跟我不一样

869
00:46:09,476 --> 00:46:11,812
你是新宿流星会的接班人

870
00:46:13,446 --> 00:46:17,017
身为你的大哥 我劝你一句

871
00:46:18,285 --> 00:46:21,755
不要被女人使唤 应该要使唤女人

872
00:46:28,461 --> 00:46:29,396
明白了

873
00:46:29,396 --> 00:46:30,730
好

874
00:46:46,847 --> 00:46:47,881
阿银去哪里了?

875
00:46:48,615 --> 00:46:49,816
我让他走了

876
00:46:51,351 --> 00:46:55,055
抱歉 但我不会让你这样的神秘女人 接近他

877
00:46:55,622 --> 00:46:56,756
什么意思?

878
00:46:57,424 --> 00:46:58,491
他是黑社会

879
00:46:58,992 --> 00:47:01,261
而且是我们组织的未来领袖

880
00:47:01,928 --> 00:47:04,431
我是为他们干活的
也是负责教育她的

881
00:47:05,665 --> 00:47:06,533
明白了吗?

882
00:47:06,533 --> 00:47:07,834
别再见他了

883
00:47:07,834 --> 00:47:10,103
你这是对我有占有欲?

884
00:47:10,103 --> 00:47:12,205
占有欲?

885
00:47:12,205 --> 00:47:15,642
我不在乎 我什么时候能再见到你?

886
00:47:19,813 --> 00:47:22,349
-我?
-对 就是你 什么时候?

887
00:47:22,349 --> 00:47:25,785
什么叫什么时候?
我们一次都没谈过见面的事

888
00:47:25,785 --> 00:47:27,554
那你的手机号是多少?

889
00:47:27,554 --> 00:47:28,622
你怎么了?

890
00:47:29,856 --> 00:47:31,124
怎么了?

891
00:47:31,124 --> 00:47:32,692
告诉我

892
00:47:33,260 --> 00:47:34,294
你号码是多少?

893
00:47:51,344 --> 00:47:54,247
老虎 老虎 暴走之虎!

894
00:48:00,253 --> 00:48:03,089
我给大家讲个段子...

895
00:48:03,723 --> 00:48:05,992
开始之前 各位请关掉手机...

896
00:48:05,992 --> 00:48:07,494
你还敢说我们!

897
00:48:07,494 --> 00:48:09,896
{\an8}(小虎)

898
00:48:12,565 --> 00:48:17,237
从前有个年轻的店主叫龙

899
00:48:17,237 --> 00:48:18,571
你们都记得他吗?

900
00:48:19,406 --> 00:48:21,608
那个把狐狸精的名字

901
00:48:21,608 --> 00:48:24,577
刻在身上的蠢货

902
00:48:25,245 --> 00:48:28,715
有个叫莉萨的女孩在他店里工作

903
00:48:29,316 --> 00:48:32,886
她是个好女孩
但是容易随时坠入爱河

904
00:48:32,886 --> 00:48:36,523
无论年纪大小
只要是她觉得有吸引力的人

905
00:48:36,523 --> 00:48:38,091
她都会一下子陷进去

906
00:48:38,091 --> 00:48:42,729
她碰巧遇到一个叫银次郎的黑帮成员

907
00:48:43,229 --> 00:48:45,298
龙的老相识

908
00:48:45,298 --> 00:48:46,066
(没有新邮件)

909
00:48:46,066 --> 00:48:49,135
龙觉得莉萨会再次抛下工作

910
00:48:49,135 --> 00:48:52,305
所以他说服她这一切只是个噩梦...

911
00:48:52,872 --> 00:48:55,108
我想你是对的 店长

912
00:48:55,108 --> 00:48:55,842
什么?

913
00:48:55,842 --> 00:48:57,911
都是一场梦 对吗?

914
00:49:00,246 --> 00:49:03,550
就当作是一场梦吧
我会暂时远离男人

915
00:49:04,718 --> 00:49:08,722
该回去工作了!
我应该把这个挂在哪里 店长?

916
00:49:09,723 --> 00:49:10,423
这边

917
00:49:10,423 --> 00:49:11,157
好!

918
00:49:12,559 --> 00:49:16,463
店长 明天要做盘点 对吗?
我来帮忙

919
00:49:17,063 --> 00:49:17,831
好

920
00:49:17,831 --> 00:49:18,565
啊!

921
00:49:19,366 --> 00:49:22,268
欢迎光临!看到喜欢的跟我说

922
00:49:22,268 --> 00:49:23,503
可以试穿的

923
00:49:25,138 --> 00:49:30,543
看到她那么卖力工作
龙倒是越发愧疚...

924
00:49:31,077 --> 00:49:32,979
噢 店长 关于销售...

925
00:49:32,979 --> 00:49:35,015
不要叫我店长

926
00:49:40,754 --> 00:49:42,122
你干什么 店长?

927
00:49:42,122 --> 00:49:43,990
我出去的时候给我好好看店!

928
00:49:43,990 --> 00:49:48,128
所以龙决定直接去银次郎谈判

929
00:49:50,230 --> 00:49:52,599
你说你会买这些的 对吗?

930
00:49:52,599 --> 00:49:53,767
是的

931
00:49:53,767 --> 00:49:56,436
你说过你很想要它们
你会买下来的 对吧?

932
00:49:56,436 --> 00:49:58,038
我可没说要买这么多

933
00:49:58,671 --> 00:50:02,475
喂...你不是屯兵卫的儿子吗?

934
00:50:04,444 --> 00:50:07,180
全部买下来!十万日元全部卖给你

935
00:50:08,448 --> 00:50:09,582
请买下来

936
00:50:10,617 --> 00:50:13,453
-你也买一些!
-谁会想要这些破衣服!

937
00:50:13,453 --> 00:50:16,689
我不知道你和我儿子之间发生了什么

938
00:50:16,689 --> 00:50:19,492
但你老爸欠我400万日元!

939
00:50:19,492 --> 00:50:22,162
-我为什么要买这个?
-这和我父亲无关!

940
00:50:22,162 --> 00:50:23,897
我正在和你儿子说话

941
00:50:23,897 --> 00:50:25,031
那...

942
00:50:25,031 --> 00:50:25,932
什么?

943
00:50:28,435 --> 00:50:30,003
噢 这个?

944
00:50:31,237 --> 00:50:33,139
我只是觉得这样很酷...

945
00:50:35,008 --> 00:50:35,842
我明白了

946
00:50:40,747 --> 00:50:41,581
走了

947
00:50:41,581 --> 00:50:42,882
等等 钱呢?

948
00:50:44,150 --> 00:50:45,051
噢 对

949
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:49,322
我想让你一会儿把钱拿到店里来

950
00:50:49,923 --> 00:50:52,459
-为什么?
-袋子里有个信封

951
00:50:54,027 --> 00:50:55,695
放进信封里再拿过来

952
00:50:57,931 --> 00:51:01,835
银次郎虽然不知道什么情况
但他还是

953
00:51:01,835 --> 00:51:03,937
把装着10万日元的信封带到了店里

954
00:51:03,937 --> 00:51:05,071
有人在吗!

955
00:51:05,071 --> 00:51:06,039
欢迎光临!

956
00:51:07,574 --> 00:51:09,909
噢 你在这里工作?

957
00:51:13,046 --> 00:51:17,150
这家店的老板
昨天让我买了一大堆衣服

958
00:51:19,152 --> 00:51:19,986
这是...

959
00:51:20,553 --> 00:51:21,554
钱

960
00:51:21,554 --> 00:51:23,089
(二月薪水)

961
00:51:24,724 --> 00:51:26,259
我完全不明白

962
00:51:28,661 --> 00:51:29,496
我会等着

963
00:51:31,297 --> 00:51:32,599
你的邮件

964
00:51:32,599 --> 00:51:34,334
多久我都会等

965
00:51:35,468 --> 00:51:36,302
真的

966
00:51:37,270 --> 00:51:39,272
我习惯了被男人控制

967
00:51:42,142 --> 00:51:45,278
哎呀...我在说什么?

968
00:51:47,981 --> 00:51:49,682
谢谢惠顾!

969
00:51:52,819 --> 00:51:54,521
可以再给一次你的邮箱吗?

970
00:51:55,855 --> 00:51:56,656
啊?

971
00:51:56,656 --> 00:51:59,759
看...你上次喝醉了 是不是?

972
00:52:00,894 --> 00:52:02,195
我根本看不懂

973
00:52:08,168 --> 00:52:09,002
好!

974
00:52:09,002 --> 00:52:12,572
一个想被控制的女人
和一个想控制的男人

975
00:52:12,572 --> 00:52:15,708
这种搭配再合适不过了!

976
00:52:16,543 --> 00:52:21,514
雇用这样一位优秀的年轻女士
而不给她报酬是很不人道的

977
00:52:21,514 --> 00:52:25,585
所以龙甚至决定给她放个假...

978
00:52:25,585 --> 00:52:27,120
想吃什么随便点

979
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:28,555
今晚我请客

980
00:52:31,524 --> 00:52:32,392
呃...莉萨

981
00:52:32,392 --> 00:52:33,293
啊?

982
00:52:35,962 --> 00:52:39,098
我朋友在涩谷开了家店

983
00:52:39,098 --> 00:52:40,567
那是进口商店

984
00:52:40,567 --> 00:52:42,869
人手不够

985
00:52:42,869 --> 00:52:43,636
如果你愿意...

986
00:52:43,636 --> 00:52:45,205
我不会辞职的

987
00:52:45,838 --> 00:52:49,342
我想在龙之苏打再工作一段时间
我喜欢衣服

988
00:52:51,945 --> 00:52:53,947
-我能来杯烧酒吗?
-好的

989
00:52:55,882 --> 00:52:59,485
抱歉 我要去看演出

990
00:52:59,485 --> 00:53:01,221
你们想喝多少就喝多少

991
00:53:01,221 --> 00:53:04,524
有个特别的开场表演 我不能错过

992
00:53:10,296 --> 00:53:11,130
抱歉

993
00:53:11,130 --> 00:53:12,098
为什么?

994
00:53:12,865 --> 00:53:16,069
很多事我都要道歉

995
00:53:16,069 --> 00:53:17,503
免得你再打我

996
00:53:17,503 --> 00:53:20,673
我?打店长你?

997
00:53:20,673 --> 00:53:23,977
别傻了 那会弄疼我的手

998
00:53:23,977 --> 00:53:27,714
我毕竟欠你一个人情
因为你 我才认识了银银

999
00:53:28,248 --> 00:53:30,283
如果你没有骗我

1000
00:53:31,017 --> 00:53:34,153
我还会变得粘人

1001
00:53:35,588 --> 00:53:39,092
银银会恨我的

1002
00:53:40,260 --> 00:53:41,995
你真是男神

1003
00:53:42,562 --> 00:53:45,164
谢谢你骗我!

1004
00:53:46,666 --> 00:53:49,569
不管银银有多性感

1005
00:53:50,336 --> 00:53:52,672
如果他恨我 一切都会付之东流

1006
00:53:53,906 --> 00:53:56,909
我要好好珍惜他
这次他不会再逃走了...

1007
00:53:58,811 --> 00:54:01,648
我会让他珍惜我的

1008
00:54:04,150 --> 00:54:05,018
莉萨...

1009
00:54:07,987 --> 00:54:09,155
你叫他银银?

1010
00:54:09,155 --> 00:54:11,291
对 我叫他银银!

1011
00:54:11,958 --> 00:54:12,792
我知道

1012
00:54:13,326 --> 00:54:14,160
我知道

1013
00:54:15,561 --> 00:54:18,564
我知道 好 喝酒吧

1014
00:54:22,935 --> 00:54:23,770
好!

1015
00:54:30,109 --> 00:54:31,744
我还是不喝了

1016
00:54:31,744 --> 00:54:32,645
为什么?

1017
00:54:32,645 --> 00:54:34,914
我不想那再变成一个梦

1018
00:54:45,692 --> 00:54:48,761
说得好 黑帮老大

1019
00:55:15,455 --> 00:55:17,890
喂 菜鸟 你漏了一片鸽毛

1020
00:55:20,893 --> 00:55:21,894
嘿

1021
00:55:25,832 --> 00:55:28,334
小虎介绍我在这里工作

1022
00:55:28,334 --> 00:55:29,535
真的吗?

1023
00:55:30,136 --> 00:55:31,971
好好努力 还清债务

1024
00:55:35,608 --> 00:55:37,043
等等

1025
00:55:37,043 --> 00:55:39,479
银银 等我

1026
00:55:39,479 --> 00:55:41,280
你太慢了!

1027
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:43,883
这是你的肉酱意大利面

1028
00:55:45,284 --> 00:55:46,919
小虎

1029
00:55:47,453 --> 00:55:51,791
大部分芝滨的原作内容 你表现很差

1030
00:55:51,791 --> 00:55:55,595
但观众既然喜欢 我觉得还好吧

1031
00:55:57,196 --> 00:55:58,097
谢谢师父

1032
00:55:59,932 --> 00:56:03,836
这是这个月的学费

1033
00:56:03,836 --> 00:56:06,606
好 谢谢

1034
00:56:11,511 --> 00:56:13,479
好 都在这里了

1035
00:56:21,154 --> 00:56:24,390
非常感谢 我一定会还债的...

1036
00:56:24,390 --> 00:56:26,025
你就不能装在信封里吗?

1037
00:56:26,626 --> 00:56:29,195
好的先生 我下次记得准备一个

1038
00:56:29,195 --> 00:56:33,566
我会的 对不起 我就放在这里了

1039
00:56:37,403 --> 00:56:40,206
小虎 你提到的那个...

1040
00:56:40,206 --> 00:56:42,074
叫龙的店主...

1041
00:56:42,074 --> 00:56:43,543
这不关你的事!

1042
00:56:43,543 --> 00:56:44,677
讨债身份还没转过来吗?

1043
00:56:54,954 --> 00:56:58,524
我听说你讲《芝滨》讲得很好
莉萨告诉我的

1044
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:02,295
可以这么说

1045
00:57:02,295 --> 00:57:03,362
我为你感到高兴

1046
00:57:04,397 --> 00:57:05,498
谢谢

1047
00:57:08,868 --> 00:57:10,870
我要为上次的事道歉...

1048
00:57:11,370 --> 00:57:13,139
-我不知道
-别担心了

1049
00:57:13,139 --> 00:57:14,040
好 再见

1050
00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:17,176
急什么?

1051
00:57:18,611 --> 00:57:22,548
嗯...挺尴尬的 这是个情人旅馆

1052
00:57:22,548 --> 00:57:23,549
(明星才能)

1053
00:57:25,184 --> 00:57:26,219
小虎君!

1054
00:57:28,955 --> 00:57:31,390
噢?我们以前见过吗?

1055
00:59:35,014 --> 00:59:38,985
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