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{\an8}(心醉)

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{\an8}(银次郎)

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感谢各位容我在此胡言乱语

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我可以吹嘘一下吗?

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我最近交女朋友了 女朋友!

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哦 不是这位女士

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虽然她也很不错

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但据我编剧所说
她不是我能应付得了的

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开玩笑的啦 是我黑帮大哥跟我说的

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喂?小虎?

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我才不叫小虎!

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不要在你休息时打给我 笨蛋!

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跟你说了我很忙!

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-是个妹子?
-是的 不好意思

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什么?那是我自己选的!

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喂?

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嗨 银银!

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停一下!

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这位就是我女朋友 很可爱 对吧?

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是不是特别可爱?

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她叫莉萨 在里原宿的服装店打工

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跟你说了我很忙的!

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明明是你打给我的

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我不知道!跟你没关系吧!

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哈?晚些再跟你说 挂了

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-是你女朋友吗?
-是的 不好意思

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女人真是够麻烦的 是吧?

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我能不能伸展一下双腿?

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不好意思

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没错 我和黑帮大哥 小虎

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他确实挺帅

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但完全没有幽默感

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然而他却成了落语学徒

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20万日元?

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想想吧 他每月付10万的话
到2008年才能还清!

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也就是说
你得待到2008年才能走!

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老大这么说也是因为关心你

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山崎 去通知谷中吧

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现在每月要提高到20万元了

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每个落语故事我会出20万元

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没异议吧?

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你可以每月学两个落语
每个付10万就好

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那太多了!

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你在小看我吗?

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-我倒是无所谓 但...
-每月20万...

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有点困难

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不如这样吧 小虎?

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先把钱提前付清

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然后我按照你的节奏来教

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别太过分了!

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这位是师父的儿子 龙二

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他毫无疑问是名落语天才

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但在时尚方面一窍不通

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有没有再怪一点的衣服?
1000元以下的

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滚蛋!这里可不是折扣店!

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摄影师先生 镜头往右边来一点

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再移一点...

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停!

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她真可爱啊

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不好意思 一直在说自己的事

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我就是有点自恋!

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为什么不呢?
我今天似乎也没多少出场机会

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哈?这气氛是怎么回事?

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我是不是该说点什么?

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虎与龙!

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{\an8}师父!

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{\an8}观众里有个奇怪的家伙 小心点

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-那个光头?
-没错

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-他坐哪里?
-前排中间

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他根本没在听落语
一直在看手中的落语集

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嘿!那是我的车!

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抱歉!那我的...

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橙色的才是你的

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-这个
-之前就跟你说了

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你犯了大错 每个人给我1000

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-快点!
-好的 我会付的

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-我只有10000的面额
-给我!

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小虎!该你了!

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快给钱 不然我就把你扔进隅田川

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不要啊!就是个游戏而已!

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他赢过业余落语比赛冠军
但他自诩为评论家 我不喜欢他

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不过

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他在落语圈内很有名

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因为有一双识人的慧眼

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我想知道他今天是为谁而来

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会不会是我?

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-是我?
-可能是我

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我已经见识过

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你表演的可怕的馒头了

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是吗?

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说到气质
你绝对是年轻一代的佼佼者

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你把高潮的节奏安排得很好

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你把一个会得罪人的笑话
说得很好笑

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而且没有太过火

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这很精彩 对新人来说很少见

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-你有什么问题就直说!
-他在夸你呢

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真的在夸你

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但要我说的话

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那根本算不上落语

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更像是黑帮间的对话

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-谢谢
-这不是在夸你

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你如果没信心讲传统落语的话
按你自己的方式表演就行

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你是在是亵渎传统落语
是抄袭 你这个小偷!

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说话前能不能先把荞麦面放下

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看看这是谁啊

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这不是
林屋亭屯兵卫的次子小龙吗?

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抱歉 不过我已经引退了

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退了正好 反正你也无法再进步了

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有人拿你的品川珍珠
和新町大师相提并论

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在我看来
你连他墓碑上的蛞蝓都不如!

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我已经引退了
你怎么说都伤不到我!

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这是我的名片

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我在网站写了对你表演的评论
你可以去学习下

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又是你 青岛幸男?

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是淡岛!

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这是什么?好恶心!

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只是荞麦面

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JUMP亭JUMP 淡岛幸男

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听说他很有落语天赋

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著名的新町大师想收他为徒
但他拒绝了

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因为他觉得自己已经是一流水准了

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真厉害 小虎 有追随者了

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我已经有两个了

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-那是我的棋子
-我就是摸了一下

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{\an8}(乌冬)

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小虎会是年度爱出风头的人吧
其实已经是了

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太喜欢小虎了 大家眼光真不错!

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我打赌他床上功夫很厉害

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你见识过?

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-不是我说的!是网上评论?
-写的什么东西啊?

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谈论我的到来
我是女人的大姨妈吗?

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你得想点更搞笑的!
你是要火的... 对不起

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你要是能成名 并继承我父亲的名号

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那我就不用再讲落语了

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我?

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继承师父的名号?

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我走了 丑女!

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-超级丑女
-这个更有意思

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你最好给我好好看店!

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反正也没人来

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生意和往常一样差劲?

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很差劲 今天只卖出去 一枚很烂的锡章

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要是不在杂志上做广告
我们会倒闭的

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他来了!

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-什么?
-谁啊?

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片冈大佬!街头时尚教父!

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他和不知名的球鞋品牌合作
都能带起百万销量

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他还会发掘新人!

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还会打造知名餐厅

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他与商店合作出版摄影集

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显然是他设计了明治通的新咖啡馆

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派对上全是名人!

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甚至有传言说
是他创造了合作这个词!

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如果他认可你的话
那你毫无疑问会走向成功!

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他到底是干什么的?

156
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果然不出所料 没有进来...

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我去把他带进来

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不 不要!

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你好

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欢迎...

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我再问一次

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你真的想做我徒弟?

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是的

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你为什么不拜新町大师为师
反而拜我们师父?

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因为我们性格不合

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真敢说啊
你这个老爷爷的老旧大钟!

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嘀嗒!3点啦!

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而且你的其他学生都不怎么样
所以我更容易成功

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-你说什么?
-不 现在还为时过早

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那么

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你真愿意从最下层做起?

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我们要帮你改个艺名

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现在有屯太

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屯吉

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屯钝 屯碗

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你叫...屯栗吗?

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是乌冬 先生

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反正是你起名 叫他茶屯怎么样?

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-不行!
-他拒绝了!

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抱歉 不过

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我已经有JUMP亭JUMP
作为艺名了

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而且我本身就有粉丝

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-有个问题!
-什么?

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没问你!

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-她是谁?
-啊?

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那个女孩?

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我不确定...

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我叫小惠

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很高兴见到你!

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怎么了?他脸红了!

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-可能是个处男吧?
-你太失礼了!

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真的吗?

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总之

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落语就是我的情人

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真可爱!

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哇 我们要上电视了

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是《情热大陆》吗?

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你走进这种店
就进入了街头时尚制作人模式

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我不喜欢被贴标签

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我只是逛街 感受一下

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会引领新时尚的各种氛围

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抱歉

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我就是讨厌被贴标签

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他说的我一个字都听不懂

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我懂了!我完全懂你在说什么了!

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哦 这个绝对会流行!

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-真的吗!
-超赞的!超级赞!

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什么东西超级赞!

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这种没品、不时尚的风格
非常新颖新奇

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超赞!

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是吗?

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但根本卖不出去啊!

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-有名片吗?
-我有!

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你们听到了吗?大佬来了!
我的天!

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抱歉 这位是小T 在附近开唱片店

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你好

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不久后 我要在俱乐部开派对

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要不要一起来?
我会把你们放贵宾名单里

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不敢相信!

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艺术、时尚、音乐...

221
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我要打破所有的屏障

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我想和志同道合之人合作

223
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怎么样 龙二先生?

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我要!我绝对要跟你合作!

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00:11:10,012 --> 00:11:11,947
-那落语呢?
-我会联系你的

226
00:11:12,648 --> 00:11:14,149
他完全无视你了 老兄

227
00:11:14,650 --> 00:11:18,153
太疯狂了!我和大佬说话了
还给了他我的名片

228
00:11:18,153 --> 00:11:20,556
龙二 这是你的大好机会

229
00:11:20,556 --> 00:11:24,760
是合作 和梦想中的名人合作

230
00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:27,496
我真的不明白怎么回事
但还是祝贺你

231
00:11:27,496 --> 00:11:28,997
不用管落语了

232
00:11:28,997 --> 00:11:30,999
好啊 我们成功了

233
00:11:37,940 --> 00:11:39,174
我回来了

234
00:11:44,346 --> 00:11:45,214
欢迎回家

235
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师娘

236
00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:50,486
师娘?

237
00:11:51,653 --> 00:11:52,488
师娘?

238
00:11:52,488 --> 00:11:54,123
怎么了?

239
00:11:54,857 --> 00:11:58,994
-怎么回事?他怎么在这里?
-他要在这里修行一个月

240
00:11:58,994 --> 00:12:01,797
-从今天起他就是你的室友
-他?

241
00:12:01,797 --> 00:12:05,167
-谢谢你让我用浴室!
-你为什么用他们的浴室?

242
00:12:05,167 --> 00:12:07,169
小虎 今天回来得好晚啊

243
00:12:07,169 --> 00:12:12,074
-你要喝啤酒吗?
-回你单位宿舍去

244
00:12:12,074 --> 00:12:14,076
能给我也拿一瓶吗?

245
00:12:14,076 --> 00:12:16,879
师娘 你太善良了

246
00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:19,748
屋里全是外人

247
00:12:20,616 --> 00:12:22,084
我好像也是个外人

248
00:12:22,084 --> 00:12:24,052
-干杯
-干杯

249
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嘿 小虎

250
00:12:32,261 --> 00:12:33,996
我能过去吗?

251
00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:37,266
当然不行 白痴

252
00:12:40,002 --> 00:12:41,436
嘿 小虎...

253
00:12:42,538 --> 00:12:45,007
我们是在交往吧?

254
00:12:45,007 --> 00:12:48,577
-当然不是
-但我们都做了两次了

255
00:12:48,577 --> 00:12:50,813
安静 你会吵醒他的!

256
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:53,882
没事 他是个处男

257
00:12:53,882 --> 00:12:58,353
很有趣吧?我还是第一次
见到货真价实的处男

258
00:12:59,188 --> 00:13:01,657
去睡觉!你明天不是要早起吗?

259
00:13:17,773 --> 00:13:19,808
我是龙之苏打的谷中

260
00:13:20,576 --> 00:13:21,710
噢 进来吧

261
00:13:23,078 --> 00:13:25,814
-打扰了
-收到我邮件了吧?

262
00:13:26,748 --> 00:13:28,450
收到了 先生 但是...

263
00:13:29,284 --> 00:13:30,919
你真的要与我合作吗?

264
00:13:33,055 --> 00:13:35,357
我去其他店逛了

265
00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:38,060
但它们都太精致 太乏味了

266
00:13:39,428 --> 00:13:42,931
你的设计更为...大胆

267
00:13:43,432 --> 00:13:45,100
这是传单的草稿

268
00:13:45,801 --> 00:13:46,702
燃烧的...

269
00:13:46,702 --> 00:13:48,337
龙之夜?

270
00:13:48,337 --> 00:13:49,571
很不错吧?

271
00:13:49,571 --> 00:13:52,474
青山的一家俱乐部
每周六都会办狂欢派对

272
00:13:52,474 --> 00:13:55,477
之后 我们会让杂志和店铺参与进来

273
00:13:56,011 --> 00:13:58,447
我要你帮我设计腕带

274
00:13:58,447 --> 00:14:01,350
进去必需的 就像门票

275
00:14:01,350 --> 00:14:04,219
不带腕带就不能进俱乐部

276
00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:06,154
-你是这个意思吗?
-是的 没错

277
00:14:06,154 --> 00:14:09,124
能不能按你的风格
给我设计几个样品?

278
00:14:09,124 --> 00:14:11,560
要来了!

279
00:14:13,128 --> 00:14:15,130
要来了!

280
00:14:15,664 --> 00:14:16,899
你在开玩笑吧!

281
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:20,669
感谢招待!

282
00:14:20,669 --> 00:14:23,005
今天的味增汤真好喝!

283
00:14:23,005 --> 00:14:26,975
是小惠家寄来的自己家种的大葱

284
00:14:26,975 --> 00:14:31,813
怪不得小惠这么苗条
你每天吃的都是苗条

285
00:14:32,514 --> 00:14:35,017
你真打算在这里住?

286
00:14:35,017 --> 00:14:37,819
嘿 少年JUMP大师

287
00:14:38,353 --> 00:14:39,922
至少问声早安吧

288
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,757
你又打算不吃早餐?

289
00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:44,559
我没事的
你管谁叫少年JUMP呢?

290
00:14:44,559 --> 00:14:49,031
-你这是什么态度 小子?
-等等 小虎 淡岛

291
00:14:49,031 --> 00:14:50,098
淡岛 听着

292
00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:55,737
和大家一起吃早餐
听你师兄讲无聊的笑话

293
00:14:55,737 --> 00:14:57,239
也是修行的一环

294
00:14:57,239 --> 00:14:59,875
那请给我来点咖啡吧

295
00:15:00,575 --> 00:15:03,312
要是吃早餐我脑子会变慢的

296
00:15:03,312 --> 00:15:04,212
是吗...

297
00:15:05,881 --> 00:15:11,386
小虎 我马上该教你新落语了

298
00:15:11,386 --> 00:15:13,221
等等

299
00:15:13,221 --> 00:15:14,156
等等...

300
00:15:18,827 --> 00:15:20,228
-别看!
-哦 抱歉

301
00:15:20,896 --> 00:15:25,033
能教我像可怕的馒头
一样好笑的落语吗?

302
00:15:25,567 --> 00:15:26,802
试试茶道如何?

303
00:15:26,802 --> 00:15:29,604
什么是茶道?

304
00:15:29,604 --> 00:15:31,573
从前有个来自藏前的男人

305
00:15:31,573 --> 00:15:34,776
他只知道赚钱 没有任何个人爱好...

306
00:15:34,776 --> 00:15:37,245
别说了 四眼仔 你简直倒人胃口

307
00:15:37,245 --> 00:15:38,780
所以故事是怎样的?

308
00:15:38,780 --> 00:15:41,016
一个像你一样只知道赚钱的男人

309
00:15:41,016 --> 00:15:44,987
老了以后决定培养一个爱好

310
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:47,956
所以他开始学习茶道 周围没有人...

311
00:15:48,590 --> 00:15:52,661
哦 抱歉 我今天要讲这个

312
00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:53,729
所以来好好听一下吧

313
00:15:53,729 --> 00:15:54,629
好

314
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:56,965
-如有冒犯 我很抱歉
-没事

315
00:15:56,965 --> 00:15:58,567
你要表演什么 淡岛?

316
00:15:58,567 --> 00:16:02,404
我还在底层
所以我可能会讲可怕的馒头

317
00:16:02,404 --> 00:16:05,140
你要让他表演?你对他太心软了

318
00:16:05,140 --> 00:16:07,042
别讲你的无聊笑话了 吃饭

319
00:16:07,042 --> 00:16:10,445
好吧 我今天要录制一个 感人泪下的重逢节目

320
00:16:10,445 --> 00:16:12,848
并不需要动脑子 所以我开吃了!

321
00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:17,953
{\an8}(JUMP)

322
00:16:29,498 --> 00:16:32,000
从前有个来自藏前的男人

323
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:35,170
他只知道赚钱 没有任何个人爱好...

324
00:16:35,170 --> 00:16:36,505
他在讲茶道

325
00:16:36,505 --> 00:16:39,174
他引退了 把生意交给了儿子

326
00:16:39,174 --> 00:16:41,143
作为一名时装设计师 我名声大噪

327
00:16:41,777 --> 00:16:44,479
嘿 他在讲茶道

328
00:16:44,479 --> 00:16:45,781
什么?

329
00:16:45,781 --> 00:16:46,948
定吉

330
00:16:46,948 --> 00:16:49,084
是 是定吉

331
00:16:49,084 --> 00:16:52,921
根岸跟藏前相比真够荒凉的 对吧?

332
00:16:52,921 --> 00:16:54,089
那个混蛋!

333
00:16:54,089 --> 00:16:56,158
他想和你竞争 师父

334
00:16:56,792 --> 00:16:58,794
-要让他下台吗?
-等等

335
00:16:58,794 --> 00:17:00,762
咱们看看他能说多好

336
00:17:01,696 --> 00:17:03,598
她在挠古筝

337
00:17:03,598 --> 00:17:07,936
古筝不是挠的 而是要弹

338
00:17:08,503 --> 00:17:11,306
她的指甲不够长

339
00:17:11,306 --> 00:17:13,675
所以她粘了假指甲

340
00:17:13,675 --> 00:17:16,311
然后她像这样闭上眼睛...

341
00:17:16,311 --> 00:17:20,415
像这样...挠啊挠...

342
00:17:22,117 --> 00:17:25,654
挠啊挠...

343
00:17:26,555 --> 00:17:29,424
比起抽一天烟
你为何不培养一个爱好呢?

344
00:17:30,158 --> 00:17:35,197
我倒是有一件很感兴趣的事

345
00:17:35,197 --> 00:17:37,699
-是什么?
-茶道之艺

346
00:17:38,366 --> 00:17:41,002
我看过少主在碗里搅拌并喝了下去!

347
00:17:41,002 --> 00:17:43,238
是个优雅的爱好 就学这个吧

348
00:17:43,238 --> 00:17:47,309
好 不过好久没做过了

349
00:17:47,309 --> 00:17:49,444
都忘了怎么做了

350
00:17:50,412 --> 00:17:51,513
忘了什么?

351
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:53,682
全都忘了

352
00:17:53,682 --> 00:17:55,350
那你不是根本就不会吗

353
00:17:55,350 --> 00:17:59,421
当然不是了 定吉!
如果再一次我就能回想起来了

354
00:18:05,193 --> 00:18:10,098
我觉得 你该在碗里放些绿色的粉...

355
00:18:10,098 --> 00:18:11,600
也许是绿豆粉?

356
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:15,537
哦 对!绿豆粉!

357
00:18:17,038 --> 00:18:21,710
即使搬到山里 势利小人也不会理解

358
00:18:23,345 --> 00:18:27,649
现在搅拌一下

359
00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:29,618
我想试试

360
00:18:29,618 --> 00:18:34,389
别着急 当你这样搅拌时 应该会有起泡沫

361
00:18:34,389 --> 00:18:35,123
奇怪

362
00:18:35,123 --> 00:18:39,261
奇怪...藏前那个年轻师父做的时候
很快就起泡了

363
00:18:39,261 --> 00:18:41,196
你这个几乎不起泡

364
00:18:42,230 --> 00:18:46,201
可能我忘了加能起泡的药材

365
00:18:46,201 --> 00:18:47,636
皂荚树皮?

366
00:18:48,770 --> 00:18:50,405
皂荚树皮!

367
00:18:51,506 --> 00:18:53,074
开始冒泡了

368
00:18:54,276 --> 00:18:57,412
现在我们甚至都不用搅拌

369
00:18:57,412 --> 00:19:02,350
取一些泡沫 放在这里

370
00:19:04,085 --> 00:19:05,720
喝一口

371
00:19:09,124 --> 00:19:09,991
你先请吧 先生

372
00:19:11,459 --> 00:19:14,396
快喝 在茶道上太客气是不礼貌的

373
00:19:14,396 --> 00:19:15,664
喝吧

374
00:19:17,098 --> 00:19:20,368
-我不知道该怎么喝...
-也是!

375
00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:24,706
我还没教你品茶的礼节 没错!

376
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:25,674
你把茶杯...

377
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:30,712
像这样置于手中

378
00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:34,282
然后像这样转三圈

379
00:19:34,282 --> 00:19:35,617
要转圈?

380
00:19:35,617 --> 00:19:37,586
然后放到嘴边

381
00:19:38,119 --> 00:19:40,188
但泡泡好多啊...

382
00:19:40,188 --> 00:19:40,989
是的

383
00:19:40,989 --> 00:19:42,157
你需要...

384
00:19:42,157 --> 00:19:43,191
把它们...

385
00:19:45,594 --> 00:19:48,330
吹到一边

386
00:20:02,310 --> 00:20:04,145
真优雅

387
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:06,548
喝!

388
00:20:10,018 --> 00:20:10,852
现在!

389
00:20:13,855 --> 00:20:16,591
那新人的表演很有力量

390
00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:19,561
但不是我喜欢的类型

391
00:20:19,561 --> 00:20:21,663
很优雅吧?

392
00:20:22,631 --> 00:20:24,933
是的 先生 我都不知道

393
00:20:25,834 --> 00:20:27,869
优雅之物
居然会让你肚子疼成这样!

394
00:20:28,370 --> 00:20:32,173
看来你也学会欣赏优雅了!

395
00:20:35,543 --> 00:20:36,411
抱歉

396
00:20:39,547 --> 00:20:42,050
师父可能要讲个不同的落语了

397
00:20:43,051 --> 00:20:46,154
{\an8}(屯兵卫)

398
00:20:46,154 --> 00:20:49,457
一直在等你呢 屯先生!

399
00:20:57,365 --> 00:21:01,002
谢谢各位捧场

400
00:21:01,836 --> 00:21:05,940
在日语中有个优美的词汇
风流也就是优雅的意思...

401
00:21:05,940 --> 00:21:09,277
哇 太棒了 这太赞了 非常赞

402
00:21:09,277 --> 00:21:11,479
大多数腕带
是由类似毛巾的材料制成的

403
00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:13,815
所以我决定用网格布替代!

404
00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:17,252
所以这是不吸汗的防汗带?
太赞了!

405
00:21:17,252 --> 00:21:20,655
风流对于那些
懂得其真实意义的人来说

406
00:21:21,156 --> 00:21:22,557
是非凡的...

407
00:21:23,124 --> 00:21:27,429
但对完全不了解的人来说

408
00:21:27,429 --> 00:21:29,364
它只不过是个麻烦...

409
00:21:29,364 --> 00:21:32,200
嘿!屯先生也要讲茶道!

410
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:34,869
从前有个男人...

411
00:21:34,869 --> 00:21:38,073
又是茶道!怎么回事?

412
00:21:39,874 --> 00:21:43,378
-你好!打扰一下!
-这不是豆腐店的老板吗!

413
00:21:43,378 --> 00:21:46,881
-你好!
-别叽叽喳喳了 快点

414
00:21:46,881 --> 00:21:47,949
我知道!

415
00:21:47,949 --> 00:21:49,684
你似乎很着急

416
00:21:49,684 --> 00:21:52,354
这些年来你一直对我很好

417
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:54,389
但我们要搬走了

418
00:21:55,490 --> 00:21:57,859
我也要搬走了!

419
00:21:58,493 --> 00:22:01,763
但你生意很好啊!

420
00:22:01,763 --> 00:22:04,666
你也是啊!几天前你不是
叫了个木匠来你家吗?

421
00:22:04,666 --> 00:22:09,304
听着 我从大人那里收到一封信

422
00:22:09,304 --> 00:22:13,441
-他邀请我去参加茶道
-你也被邀请了?

423
00:22:14,175 --> 00:22:15,410
你也收到信了?

424
00:22:15,410 --> 00:22:19,180
你知道茶道从头到尾

425
00:22:19,180 --> 00:22:20,348
有很多乏味的规矩和礼仪吗?

426
00:22:20,348 --> 00:22:22,751
我不想太丢人...

427
00:22:22,751 --> 00:22:25,253
我今天回绝了 所以他要我明天去

428
00:22:25,253 --> 00:22:29,924
除了搬走我没别的办法了

429
00:22:29,924 --> 00:22:32,460
我的家人甚至为此开了个会!

430
00:22:32,460 --> 00:22:36,197
我奶奶我们家还从未蒙羞过

431
00:22:36,197 --> 00:22:41,269
她不能让我的无知给整个家族蒙羞

432
00:22:41,836 --> 00:22:45,974
我决定搬到一个
没有茶道困扰我的小镇!

433
00:22:48,676 --> 00:22:51,246
屯先生的叙事要厉害得多!

434
00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:54,816
我敢打赌 隔壁的老师也收到信了!

435
00:22:54,816 --> 00:22:58,286
至少有个老师能了解茶道礼仪

436
00:22:59,554 --> 00:23:00,955
打扰了!

437
00:23:00,955 --> 00:23:02,123
打扰了!

438
00:23:02,123 --> 00:23:06,261
天哪 我房里现在乱成一团

439
00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:08,863
-打扰了!
-你看着似乎很忙

440
00:23:08,863 --> 00:23:13,201
是这样的 我要因为 一个奇怪的原因搬走了...

441
00:23:14,569 --> 00:23:16,905
最近似乎很流行搬家

442
00:23:17,639 --> 00:23:19,974
大老板寄信给你了 对吧?

443
00:23:19,974 --> 00:23:23,077
你不想出丑 所以要搬家 对吧?

444
00:23:23,077 --> 00:23:25,013
你是算命的吗?

445
00:23:25,013 --> 00:23:27,282
你也不懂茶道礼仪?

446
00:23:27,282 --> 00:23:30,118
我确实知道茶道礼仪 但...

447
00:23:31,219 --> 00:23:33,888
太好了!咱们不用搬家了!

448
00:23:33,888 --> 00:23:37,125
但茶道礼仪还有很多要了解的呢!

449
00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:38,760
没问题的!走吧!

450
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:42,163
于是 三人决定观察并模仿 这位大人的动作...

451
00:23:42,163 --> 00:23:44,899
但这位大人原本却打算
模仿他三位客人的动作

452
00:23:45,433 --> 00:23:46,868
两边都靠不住啊!

453
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:52,674
请

454
00:24:04,252 --> 00:24:08,423
所以我们要做出这种表情
然后像那样摇头晃脑

455
00:24:09,791 --> 00:24:10,792
该你了

456
00:24:24,873 --> 00:24:26,674
真优雅

457
00:24:37,452 --> 00:24:39,654
-我们回来了!
-我们回来了!

458
00:24:39,654 --> 00:24:41,122
好久不见!

459
00:24:41,122 --> 00:24:42,490
嘿!你来了!

460
00:24:43,424 --> 00:24:46,427
我们合作了!
片冈大佬要生产这个了!

461
00:24:46,427 --> 00:24:48,963
-真的吗!
-他给我正式下单了!

462
00:24:48,963 --> 00:24:52,367
如果他喜欢我的设计
他每月将下2000个订单

463
00:24:52,367 --> 00:24:53,568
太好了!

464
00:24:54,369 --> 00:24:57,005
师父!看啊!是龙二最新的设计!

465
00:24:57,005 --> 00:24:58,606
我们可以戴着它们

466
00:24:58,606 --> 00:25:01,309
去银座的酒吧把妹!

467
00:25:01,309 --> 00:25:02,477
淡岛呢?

468
00:25:02,477 --> 00:25:04,512
-他在楼上
-让他下来

469
00:25:04,512 --> 00:25:07,549
屯!你为何不跟龙二说你的想法?

470
00:25:07,549 --> 00:25:09,050
不用 谢了

471
00:25:09,817 --> 00:25:10,952
这些是什么?

472
00:25:12,020 --> 00:25:13,288
还不错

473
00:25:13,888 --> 00:25:15,690
真优雅啊

474
00:25:16,190 --> 00:25:18,393
嘿 你在嘲笑我吗?

475
00:25:18,393 --> 00:25:19,294
当然

476
00:25:19,294 --> 00:25:22,063
对别人愚蠢的爱好
发表意见有什么意义?

477
00:25:22,063 --> 00:25:23,498
我说了 这不只是爱好!

478
00:25:23,498 --> 00:25:26,768
在你成为真正的生意人之前
不要踏足这里!

479
00:25:26,768 --> 00:25:27,502
师父!

480
00:25:27,502 --> 00:25:30,038
-你真固执...
-别说了龙二!师父你也是!

481
00:25:30,672 --> 00:25:32,006
小百合都哭了!

482
00:25:33,374 --> 00:25:34,042
什么?

483
00:25:35,810 --> 00:25:36,911
别介意 她没哭

484
00:25:37,712 --> 00:25:40,014
抱歉 我对这个还比较生疏 把握不好时机...

485
00:25:42,050 --> 00:25:42,717
这个?

486
00:25:42,717 --> 00:25:43,851
是的

487
00:25:46,087 --> 00:25:46,955
小虎

488
00:25:47,555 --> 00:25:48,823
你听了两段...

489
00:25:49,657 --> 00:25:53,761
对于不同版本的茶道 你有何看法?

490
00:25:56,397 --> 00:25:57,398
我能说实话吗?

491
00:25:57,398 --> 00:25:58,900
当然

492
00:25:59,567 --> 00:26:01,402
淡岛的表演让我笑了出来

493
00:26:02,470 --> 00:26:04,305
但让人意犹未尽的

494
00:26:04,973 --> 00:26:05,907
却是师父你的

495
00:26:07,041 --> 00:26:08,509
这样吗?明白了

496
00:26:09,077 --> 00:26:13,348
如你所见 一个传统故事 可以因为讲故事的人而完全改变

497
00:26:14,449 --> 00:26:17,518
这就是它有趣的地方

498
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:20,154
没有固定版本

499
00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:22,624
所以小虎

500
00:26:23,424 --> 00:26:26,527
这完全取决于你如何改编

501
00:26:26,527 --> 00:26:27,261
不

502
00:26:28,363 --> 00:26:29,397
我不要改编

503
00:26:29,964 --> 00:26:31,899
听完他的落语 我才发现

504
00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:35,470
年轻 缺乏经验什么的 都不是借口

505
00:26:35,470 --> 00:26:37,639
这次我想讲一下传统落语

506
00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:38,539
对

507
00:26:39,741 --> 00:26:40,742
就是这样

508
00:26:41,676 --> 00:26:45,313
明白了 这样啊 好的

509
00:26:45,313 --> 00:26:47,015
好的 我明白了

510
00:26:47,649 --> 00:26:48,683
加油吧

511
00:26:51,919 --> 00:26:53,521
那么 淡岛...

512
00:26:53,521 --> 00:26:54,389
怎么了?

513
00:26:54,389 --> 00:26:55,890
我很抱歉

514
00:26:57,025 --> 00:27:00,628
但我已经没什么可以教你的了

515
00:27:01,696 --> 00:27:02,397
师父

516
00:27:02,397 --> 00:27:04,232
你技艺出众

517
00:27:04,799 --> 00:27:06,300
这很重要

518
00:27:06,868 --> 00:27:08,936
你确实演出了自己的传统风格

519
00:27:10,438 --> 00:27:12,807
但你...

520
00:27:13,374 --> 00:27:16,511
当涉及到向别人学习时

521
00:27:16,511 --> 00:27:20,715
你的态度不正

522
00:27:22,083 --> 00:27:25,853
我不想浪费时间
在没兴趣学习的人身上

523
00:27:27,922 --> 00:27:30,058
抱歉

524
00:27:31,259 --> 00:27:32,460
但我必须请你

525
00:27:33,561 --> 00:27:34,595
离开这里

526
00:27:36,197 --> 00:27:37,432
非常感谢 先生

527
00:27:42,437 --> 00:27:47,809
{\an8}(谷中 林屋亭屯兵卫)

528
00:27:50,645 --> 00:27:51,646
等等!

529
00:27:55,616 --> 00:27:58,152
我喜欢你的茶道

530
00:27:59,654 --> 00:28:00,988
我想说的就是这些

531
00:28:03,624 --> 00:28:06,861
我们比赛吧 看谁先成为台柱子

532
00:28:07,795 --> 00:28:08,463
什么?

533
00:28:08,463 --> 00:28:10,064
我会再来看你表演的

534
00:28:11,232 --> 00:28:12,567
好的

535
00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:22,577
(致师父林屋亭屯兵卫)

536
00:28:22,577 --> 00:28:24,345
所有人都想吃甜豆沙!

537
00:28:24,345 --> 00:28:27,582
但花这么多钱买茶道甜点 真是浪费

538
00:28:27,582 --> 00:28:31,753
所以他们决定加糖和蜂蜜煮红薯

539
00:28:31,753 --> 00:28:33,387
来制作便宜的糖果

540
00:28:33,955 --> 00:28:38,960
他们没有香油
所以他们把一些灯油浇在上面

541
00:28:39,694 --> 00:28:42,530
从表面上看 这些糖果很好吃 但实际上味道很糟糕

542
00:28:42,530 --> 00:28:44,766
他们管这叫利休馒头...

543
00:28:44,766 --> 00:28:46,167
小虎不行了!

544
00:28:46,167 --> 00:28:50,104
太失望了 好无聊的传统落语

545
00:28:50,104 --> 00:28:52,907
我真傻 居然认为他有天赋

546
00:28:53,407 --> 00:28:55,476
但我还是敢打赌他床上功夫不错

547
00:28:55,476 --> 00:28:57,779
他们不知道自己在说什么

548
00:28:57,779 --> 00:29:01,015
你以为机会终于来了
但一切戛然而止 就像大姨妈一样

549
00:29:01,015 --> 00:29:03,651
我还是不明白笑点在哪

550
00:29:03,651 --> 00:29:05,920
吃了糖果的客人去厕所

551
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:08,790
把糖果扔出窗外 打到一个农夫的脸

552
00:29:08,790 --> 00:29:11,058
农夫说 他们又要举办茶道了

553
00:29:11,058 --> 00:29:12,093
这很好笑吗?

554
00:29:12,794 --> 00:29:14,862
-确实好笑
-怎么会?

555
00:29:14,862 --> 00:29:18,666
客人们假装吃了糖果
但其实全都把糖扔了

556
00:29:18,666 --> 00:29:21,502
农夫见到很多次相同场景了
所以他才会说

557
00:29:21,502 --> 00:29:22,970
他们又要举办茶道了

558
00:29:24,705 --> 00:29:26,574
-你真聪明
-你才明白笑点?

559
00:29:26,574 --> 00:29:29,143
我还是不懂 为什么非要去厕所?

560
00:29:29,143 --> 00:29:31,479
我要是觉得不好吃 我会直说!

561
00:29:31,479 --> 00:29:32,914
这也是为他们好

562
00:29:32,914 --> 00:29:35,650
你们觉得这个怎么样?

563
00:29:36,818 --> 00:29:37,852
太逊了

564
00:29:46,127 --> 00:29:47,295
他怎么了?

565
00:29:47,995 --> 00:29:50,198
看来片冈还没敲定他的设计

566
00:29:51,599 --> 00:29:53,467
他真的很厉害

567
00:29:53,467 --> 00:29:55,369
但他并未给我真正的反馈

568
00:29:56,270 --> 00:29:59,707
每次我们开会
人们进来就开始说这说那

569
00:30:00,274 --> 00:30:03,177
他一直在说 要火!超赞的!

570
00:30:03,177 --> 00:30:06,480
一开始我很激动 但到头来 什么都没有敲定

571
00:30:07,114 --> 00:30:09,550
我现在很困惑

572
00:30:10,952 --> 00:30:13,788
我知道我很差劲

573
00:30:14,322 --> 00:30:15,756
即便如此

574
00:30:15,756 --> 00:30:17,158
我也会坚持自己的风格!

575
00:30:17,692 --> 00:30:21,629
再这样下去 我会设计出 自己都不喜欢的东西

576
00:30:22,897 --> 00:30:23,931
我也不认为

577
00:30:24,565 --> 00:30:26,500
这有什么好的

578
00:30:31,505 --> 00:30:33,741
我觉得我也开始困惑了

579
00:30:33,741 --> 00:30:34,508
什么?

580
00:30:36,477 --> 00:30:40,715
我觉得待在舒适圈内永远无法进步

581
00:30:41,515 --> 00:30:43,451
所以我要回归基本

582
00:30:44,151 --> 00:30:46,020
但人们却说我不行了

583
00:30:49,123 --> 00:30:50,091
半藏先生?

584
00:30:50,958 --> 00:30:52,793
你觉得自己做的关东煮好吃吗?

585
00:30:52,793 --> 00:30:57,131
当然!你不觉得今天的关东煮
是我整年做过最好吃的吗!

586
00:30:57,899 --> 00:31:00,534
人类是很单纯的

587
00:31:00,534 --> 00:31:01,269
什么?

588
00:31:01,269 --> 00:31:03,504
即便这里的关东煮味道像屎一样

589
00:31:03,504 --> 00:31:06,307
但看到厨子这么有信心
你还是会吃下去

590
00:31:06,841 --> 00:31:10,378
给我那个棕色的
像掉在厕所里的手套

591
00:31:10,378 --> 00:31:11,512
这是荷包炸豆腐!

592
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:16,183
每次看到屯太我就会想

593
00:31:16,183 --> 00:31:17,919
他怎么了?

594
00:31:17,919 --> 00:31:19,720
你觉得如何 屯太?

595
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:21,489
姐妹分开了这么多年...

596
00:31:21,489 --> 00:31:22,957
你之前说

597
00:31:23,758 --> 00:31:25,693
屯太很喜欢说落语

598
00:31:25,693 --> 00:31:27,361
但他现在没做了

599
00:31:28,229 --> 00:31:30,331
他觉得自己应该先在电视上成名

600
00:31:30,831 --> 00:31:33,234
等功成名就之后再去说落语

601
00:31:35,102 --> 00:31:36,637
他哭太多

602
00:31:37,905 --> 00:31:42,043
我不知道我是否应该先进行原创
再去演绎传统落语

603
00:31:42,043 --> 00:31:45,079
或者像师父一样固执地坚持传统落语

604
00:31:45,079 --> 00:31:46,814
我得下定决心了

605
00:31:50,151 --> 00:31:52,453
-我们去红灯区吧!
-为什么?

606
00:31:53,654 --> 00:31:56,357
黑帮人士一般不都会这样讲吗

607
00:31:57,258 --> 00:31:58,259
抱歉

608
00:32:00,394 --> 00:32:02,430
我会再努力一下的

609
00:32:05,766 --> 00:32:07,735
哦!对了

610
00:32:08,436 --> 00:32:10,204
差点忘了...

611
00:32:11,038 --> 00:32:11,872
这是小惠的号码

612
00:32:11,872 --> 00:32:14,108
-不!别是现在啊!
-没事...

613
00:32:14,108 --> 00:32:15,042
-你就拿着吧!
-不要啊!

614
00:32:15,042 --> 00:32:17,611
-拜托!
-不!

615
00:32:17,611 --> 00:32:20,181
-为什么不拿着?
-不了 真的

616
00:32:20,181 --> 00:32:22,350
-赶紧拿着!白痴!
-不要!

617
00:32:44,038 --> 00:32:45,239
难喝!

618
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:48,909
可恶!我...

619
00:32:50,144 --> 00:32:52,213
太弱了!0分!

620
00:32:52,213 --> 00:32:54,215
内村是不会接受这种反应的!

621
00:32:54,782 --> 00:32:56,384
内村是谁?

622
00:32:57,351 --> 00:32:58,986
我是龙之苏打的龙二

623
00:32:58,986 --> 00:33:01,022
我带来了更多腕带样品

624
00:33:01,589 --> 00:33:04,692
抱歉 能明天再来吗?
现在这里一个人都没有

625
00:33:06,260 --> 00:33:08,362
我只是想听听你的意见

626
00:33:10,765 --> 00:33:14,001
这是里原龙浴火的形象!

627
00:33:14,001 --> 00:33:16,203
它当然可以作为门票

628
00:33:16,203 --> 00:33:19,006
而且它是由坚固的面料制成的
所以也可以日常穿戴

629
00:33:19,006 --> 00:33:20,241
这要花多少钱?

630
00:33:21,409 --> 00:33:23,310
就算算上入场费

631
00:33:23,310 --> 00:33:25,713
因为这只是个腕带
所以一个要3500

632
00:33:26,347 --> 00:33:28,516
-这会亏本的!
-没事

633
00:33:29,850 --> 00:33:33,120
只要能宣传龙之苏打就行

634
00:33:34,055 --> 00:33:36,223
好 那就要这个了

635
00:33:36,991 --> 00:33:40,061
真的要火而且超赞!

636
00:33:40,828 --> 00:33:41,662
太好了

637
00:33:54,875 --> 00:33:56,911
{\an8}(小虎)

638
00:33:59,513 --> 00:34:02,383
老虎 老虎 暴走之虎!

639
00:34:03,984 --> 00:34:04,819
好啊!

640
00:34:10,124 --> 00:34:13,527
对于完全不懂的人来说 风流或优雅

641
00:34:13,527 --> 00:34:15,029
完全就是个麻烦...

642
00:34:15,029 --> 00:34:17,131
又是茶道?

643
00:34:17,131 --> 00:34:19,300
这些所谓的时尚可真麻烦

644
00:34:19,867 --> 00:34:22,470
就在不久前 任何新奇少见的东西

645
00:34:22,470 --> 00:34:24,605
都会被称为激进

646
00:34:25,139 --> 00:34:29,410
但如今人们会用要火
和超赞这样的词来形容

647
00:34:30,177 --> 00:34:32,580
这就表示来这里看
要火的落语的观众

648
00:34:33,380 --> 00:34:36,417
也都是超赞的!

649
00:34:39,487 --> 00:34:40,621
那个龙掌柜...

650
00:34:40,621 --> 00:34:43,324
-就等这个呢!
-我还没开始呢!

651
00:34:43,824 --> 00:34:45,426
你们笑什么?

652
00:34:47,661 --> 00:34:50,831
龙掌柜终于迎来一位顾客

653
00:34:50,831 --> 00:34:53,267
这个人在现在会被称为
爱出风头的人

654
00:34:53,267 --> 00:34:55,436
用今天的话来说 他是一个制作人

655
00:34:55,436 --> 00:34:58,139
他决定举办一个活动

656
00:34:58,139 --> 00:35:00,441
用英语来说的话 应该叫做龙之夜

657
00:35:01,041 --> 00:35:03,711
为了增加乐趣 他决定让龙制作腕带

658
00:35:03,711 --> 00:35:07,715
缠在参会者的手腕上

659
00:35:08,215 --> 00:35:10,484
这是龙一生中最大的机遇

660
00:35:10,484 --> 00:35:13,587
所以他试着做出
他能想到的最好的腕带

661
00:35:13,587 --> 00:35:14,288
别干了!丑女!

662
00:35:14,288 --> 00:35:16,323
不幸的是

663
00:35:16,323 --> 00:35:18,859
龙手里一分钱都没有

664
00:35:20,094 --> 00:35:23,297
此外 他的父亲很固执
而且负债累累!

665
00:35:23,297 --> 00:35:27,768
他唯一可以求助的人
是他的哥哥安乐亭蹦太

666
00:35:28,435 --> 00:35:29,904
别跟老爸说

667
00:35:31,338 --> 00:35:32,640
大哥...

668
00:35:33,140 --> 00:35:34,842
上次你确实帮了我

669
00:35:35,409 --> 00:35:37,211
这次让我尽到大哥的义务吧

670
00:35:37,211 --> 00:35:38,179
但

671
00:35:39,980 --> 00:35:41,282
大哥...

672
00:35:41,282 --> 00:35:42,917
别小看名人!

673
00:35:42,917 --> 00:35:44,518
这根本不够啊!

674
00:35:44,518 --> 00:35:47,087
那是我的感谢信 你读一下

675
00:35:48,222 --> 00:35:51,058
所以他别无选择
只能派他的店员莉萨去寻求帮助

676
00:35:51,058 --> 00:35:53,027
这是我女朋友

677
00:35:54,028 --> 00:35:56,197
-很高兴见到你
-你叫什么

678
00:35:57,231 --> 00:35:58,065
莉萨

679
00:36:00,301 --> 00:36:02,469
是吗?莉萨?

680
00:36:02,469 --> 00:36:05,139
你给自己找了个可爱的女孩啊!

681
00:36:05,139 --> 00:36:08,776
你又老道又英俊!你多大了?

682
00:36:08,776 --> 00:36:09,543
54

683
00:36:09,543 --> 00:36:11,712
但你看着不像!

684
00:36:11,712 --> 00:36:16,383
完全不像54的样子!
你看着好年轻!

685
00:36:17,184 --> 00:36:18,085
你要多少钱?

686
00:36:18,085 --> 00:36:21,288
现在他有钱了 也搞定设计了

687
00:36:21,288 --> 00:36:25,960
他敲定了交易 十天后 他收到最终产品

688
00:36:29,096 --> 00:36:30,764
-哈?
-怎么了?

689
00:36:33,133 --> 00:36:35,703
搞什么?根本不是一个东西

690
00:36:36,203 --> 00:36:39,740
原来那个爱出风头的人竟找了别人

691
00:36:39,740 --> 00:36:42,109
来重新设计腕带

692
00:36:42,109 --> 00:36:45,646
龙无法接受
所以去向爱出风头的人抱怨

693
00:36:46,413 --> 00:36:48,616
先生!

694
00:36:49,183 --> 00:36:49,883
先生!

695
00:36:49,883 --> 00:36:52,786
这是什么意思?我不明白!

696
00:36:52,786 --> 00:36:54,555
抱歉 做了一点改动

697
00:36:54,555 --> 00:36:57,691
一点?完全不一样了好吧!

698
00:36:57,691 --> 00:36:59,360
我们得保持低成本

699
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:01,629
而且因为我们是初次合作...

700
00:37:01,629 --> 00:37:05,432
我请她帮的忙 因为她擅长设计

701
00:37:09,436 --> 00:37:11,672
你至少提前告诉我一下

702
00:37:11,672 --> 00:37:13,474
未来一定会提前告知你

703
00:37:14,074 --> 00:37:16,210
不过这个肯定更好!

704
00:37:16,210 --> 00:37:18,245
附近的人都很喜欢

705
00:37:18,779 --> 00:37:22,082
这样的事在我们这一行并不少见

706
00:37:22,082 --> 00:37:25,085
他的委托人
实际上是江户最厉害的家伙

707
00:37:25,085 --> 00:37:27,221
而他自己又负债累累

708
00:37:27,221 --> 00:37:30,090
龙攥了攥拳头 无奈地回家了

709
00:37:30,090 --> 00:37:33,394
随着龙之夜的临近
这家门可罗雀的店铺

710
00:37:33,394 --> 00:37:36,397
开始变得门庭若市

711
00:37:36,397 --> 00:37:39,933
大家都说这里要火超赞

712
00:37:39,933 --> 00:37:42,636
难以置信 龙!这就是大佬效应!

713
00:37:43,137 --> 00:37:43,837
是啊

714
00:37:44,405 --> 00:37:46,640
我知道你无法接受

715
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:49,209
但你要做的就是留住新客户

716
00:37:49,209 --> 00:37:50,110
对吧?

717
00:37:52,479 --> 00:37:55,015
武!好久不见了!

718
00:37:55,015 --> 00:37:56,483
-小惠!
-你最近过得怎样??

719
00:37:56,483 --> 00:37:57,518
真好!

720
00:37:58,052 --> 00:37:58,986
嗯...

721
00:37:58,986 --> 00:38:00,087
是龙二!

722
00:38:00,087 --> 00:38:01,955
我要戴名牌什么的吗?

723
00:38:01,955 --> 00:38:04,825
小虎呢?我们说好在这里见面的

724
00:38:04,825 --> 00:38:06,060
他还没来

725
00:38:09,630 --> 00:38:12,066
这不是你的风格啊 龙二君

726
00:38:12,066 --> 00:38:15,736
太平淡无奇了

727
00:38:16,937 --> 00:38:18,839
太差了 但我更喜欢这个!

728
00:38:24,011 --> 00:38:25,079
对吧?

729
00:38:25,079 --> 00:38:27,414
另外那个烂到家了 对吧?

730
00:38:27,414 --> 00:38:28,716
谢谢你 小惠...

731
00:38:28,716 --> 00:38:32,219
-好啊!武!
-抱一个!

732
00:38:33,087 --> 00:38:34,521
你在做什么 龙二?

733
00:38:35,422 --> 00:38:36,256
龙二?

734
00:38:36,957 --> 00:38:37,791
哈?

735
00:38:38,826 --> 00:38:40,294
怎么了?

736
00:38:40,294 --> 00:38:43,397
我把它们带回来了
这是到目前为止我们赚的所有钱

737
00:38:43,897 --> 00:38:45,032
所有的

738
00:38:45,032 --> 00:38:48,302
我思考过了
我无法忍受在我的店里销售

739
00:38:48,302 --> 00:38:49,970
一种我无法接受的产品

740
00:38:49,970 --> 00:38:52,573
搞什么?
你以为是谁给你拉来的客人?

741
00:38:52,573 --> 00:38:55,442
无所谓!没有顾客也无所谓

742
00:38:56,510 --> 00:38:57,511
我走了

743
00:38:59,113 --> 00:38:59,947
嘿!

744
00:39:03,717 --> 00:39:06,787
去和其他差劲的家伙合作吧

745
00:39:07,454 --> 00:39:11,959
所以龙为了坚持立场
拒绝了一个绝佳的机遇

746
00:39:11,959 --> 00:39:14,061
故事到此就结束了

747
00:39:14,728 --> 00:39:18,332
然而 一个笨蛋听到了这个事 他决定也想参与其中

748
00:39:21,168 --> 00:39:22,302
{\an8}(K大佬 出品 燃烧的龙之夜)

749
00:39:25,539 --> 00:39:26,940
先生 不是这个腕带

750
00:39:26,940 --> 00:39:29,276
为什么?我是从龙之苏打买的

751
00:39:29,276 --> 00:39:31,378
抱歉 那里已经不卖这个了

752
00:39:31,378 --> 00:39:34,448
为什么?这不是龙之夜吗!

753
00:39:34,448 --> 00:39:36,016
怎么了?

754
00:39:40,954 --> 00:39:42,923
记得我吗?

755
00:39:44,358 --> 00:39:47,227
我们在龙的店里见过
替我向他问声好

756
00:39:47,227 --> 00:39:48,762
等等!

757
00:39:50,063 --> 00:39:51,432
我就问你一件事

758
00:39:51,432 --> 00:39:52,332
什么?

759
00:39:52,933 --> 00:39:57,137
你当时看着龙二的服装
说它们前景很好

760
00:39:59,573 --> 00:40:00,607
你是真心的吗?

761
00:40:01,575 --> 00:40:03,410
我说过那种话吗?

762
00:40:03,977 --> 00:40:05,612
就是一时冲动罢了

763
00:40:05,612 --> 00:40:08,615
当你说某物即将火了或完了时

764
00:40:08,615 --> 00:40:10,117
这是会给人们带来影响的

765
00:40:12,286 --> 00:40:13,454
知道为什么吗?

766
00:40:17,124 --> 00:40:18,725
因为他们很渴望

767
00:40:20,227 --> 00:40:22,262
他们拼命想做出些成绩

768
00:40:22,262 --> 00:40:23,864
想出很赞的设计

769
00:40:24,498 --> 00:40:26,099
或创造出有趣的设计

770
00:40:28,135 --> 00:40:30,637
他们为了做出成绩燃尽了自己!

771
00:40:32,539 --> 00:40:33,607
听到了吗?

772
00:40:36,076 --> 00:40:38,345
要为你自己说的话负责

773
00:40:43,750 --> 00:40:47,154
不好意思 最后还有件事

774
00:40:48,355 --> 00:40:51,859
这段时间
落语似乎会成为很火的东西

775
00:40:56,263 --> 00:40:58,866
(邀请券)

776
00:41:06,240 --> 00:41:08,242
我永远无法成为我大哥那样的人

777
00:41:09,443 --> 00:41:10,277
什么?

778
00:41:11,912 --> 00:41:14,014
但我也不会成为我爸那种人!

779
00:41:14,681 --> 00:41:18,452
我要设计自己的产品 并打开销路!

780
00:41:19,019 --> 00:41:19,920
直截了当 对吧?

781
00:41:20,654 --> 00:41:21,321
我也是

782
00:41:22,589 --> 00:41:25,559
我要讲自己想讲的落语
让观众笑出来

783
00:41:27,961 --> 00:41:30,030
你也很直截了当

784
00:41:30,030 --> 00:41:31,865
有吗?

785
00:41:32,366 --> 00:41:33,400
当然了

786
00:41:33,934 --> 00:41:35,802
-确实是
-别插嘴!

787
00:41:35,802 --> 00:41:37,070
为什么不能?

788
00:41:37,070 --> 00:41:40,774
就这样 青山每周六都会举办龙之夜

789
00:41:40,774 --> 00:41:43,477
一个直到天亮才结束的狂欢活动

790
00:41:43,477 --> 00:41:46,480
附近有座古老的寺庙

791
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:49,683
因为是最近的路
所有年轻人都会在派对结束后

792
00:41:49,683 --> 00:41:51,318
经过那里的墓地

793
00:41:51,318 --> 00:41:54,855
周日一大早 当僧侣在扫地时...

794
00:41:56,957 --> 00:42:00,360
谁要这东西啊!太差劲了

795
00:42:05,766 --> 00:42:07,634
肯定又举办龙之夜了

796
00:42:10,370 --> 00:42:12,739
很好!和原本的茶道不一样

797
00:42:12,739 --> 00:42:14,541
但真的很棒!

798
00:42:31,191 --> 00:42:34,628
你的抹茶雪糕球来了

799
00:42:34,628 --> 00:42:36,797
我还是会想着

800
00:42:36,797 --> 00:42:39,933
龙掌柜和他的父亲

801
00:42:40,500 --> 00:42:44,037
一个负债累累的固执父亲
那是毫无疑问的...

802
00:42:44,037 --> 00:42:46,273
我不能透露那个信息!

803
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:47,674
给

804
00:42:47,674 --> 00:42:48,575
授课费

805
00:42:48,575 --> 00:42:49,543
好的

806
00:42:50,577 --> 00:42:51,878
数额正好

807
00:42:55,749 --> 00:42:58,185
我听说淡岛找了个好师父

808
00:42:58,185 --> 00:42:59,853
他今天来看我了

809
00:42:59,853 --> 00:43:02,522
他师父叫高田亭马场彦

810
00:43:03,123 --> 00:43:05,859
又称赞美大王马场彦

811
00:43:05,859 --> 00:43:09,663
他以过分奉承学生而闻名

812
00:43:10,831 --> 00:43:14,401
你知道 严苛教学并不适用于所有人

813
00:43:15,135 --> 00:43:18,739
我还有个更好的消息!

814
00:43:18,739 --> 00:43:19,640
是什么?

815
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:23,810
我在考虑把屯钝升为二番目

816
00:43:23,810 --> 00:43:27,080
所以你也要升为二番目!

817
00:43:28,949 --> 00:43:30,050
我?二番目?

818
00:43:31,218 --> 00:43:34,454
从现在起会变得更难了
所以要更加努力

819
00:43:36,456 --> 00:43:39,359
师父 你戴的方式错了

820
00:43:39,359 --> 00:43:40,260
这样啊

821
00:43:40,260 --> 00:43:43,864
太小了 我手腕戴不上

822
00:43:48,235 --> 00:43:49,469
这个月的钱

823
00:43:50,504 --> 00:43:52,572
我还想着多拿一会呢

824
00:43:52,572 --> 00:43:54,775
-我已经...
-别耍我!

825
00:43:54,775 --> 00:43:56,710
不然我把你扔进隅田川!

826
00:43:58,445 --> 00:44:00,580
信封呢?

827
00:44:00,580 --> 00:44:02,115
不!我又忘了!

828
00:44:02,783 --> 00:44:04,685
-走 去隅田川了
-不!不要啊!

829
00:44:04,685 --> 00:44:06,687
-快点 走了!过来!
-不要!

830
00:45:58,732 --> 00:46:02,702
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