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(心醉)

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感谢大家今天的到来

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刚才是对第五神将的模仿!

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估计年轻人不知道那是谁

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我有点紧张

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这是摄像机吗?在拍吗?

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大家好!我是辰夫

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我今年40岁 已经离异

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想要寻找一个20岁出头
不会斤斤计较的女人!

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有个家伙叫林屋亭小虎
一个新入行的落语人 我很喜欢他

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他已经晋级为二番目

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打住!

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再说一次红眼病什么意思?

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就是嫉妒或吃醋

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-那花柳病呢?
-下身的一种病

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就是性病的意思

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那你怎么不说自己得了性病?

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我真是搞不懂!

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与开场人不同 二番目有很多

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他们不是每天都有演出

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赚不到钱

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所以晋升后日子更不好过

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说说小虎吧
他有副业 所以一点都不担心

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你胆敢在这里卖货?

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这里是新宿流星会的地盘!

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他虽然是二番目 但开着豪车

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真是没道理

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师父 你为何要结婚?

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问这个做什么?

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我在跟屯吉学一个
关于已婚夫妇的故事

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但我有点不明所以 毕竟我单身

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我12岁那年失去了父母...

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别哭啊!你告诉我就行了

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婚姻的意义是什么?

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婚姻吗?

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坠入爱河只是一瞬间的感觉

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但到了某个时候
那种感觉永远不会消失

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然后你有孩子

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然后你有了家人

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我该怎么说呢?

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这么说吧 就是无条件的爱

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-你在哭吗?
-没有 别这么严肃嘛

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真的很诡异

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专业说书人说的故事居然毫无亮点

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而且你没法保护你妻子
也无法让她快乐

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你总是惹她哭!

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你只会空谈!一个只说不做的老公!

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瞧 小虎没有共情能力 也不懂幽默

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他不具备成为落语表演人的条件

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但奇怪的是 你不讨厌他

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糟糕!我得去开店了!

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再见!记得来吃荞麦面!
店就离这里不远

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对!虎与龙!

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我说的好吗?

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{\an8}我休息回来了!

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{\an8}你可以回家了

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你今天有约会吗?

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不是的

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告诉我你何时回来 我来看店

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不行 我要是知道什么时候结束
就不叫约会了!

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你要出去吗?

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他有约会!

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是不是阿惠?

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你有意见吗?

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你穿成这样我就没意见

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什么意思?

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好了 大家都过来这里!

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抱歉!我今天找不到人替我

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没关系!我喜欢东京塔

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我还是觉得这算是约会

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年轻人 能帮我拍张照吗?

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走吧

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抱歉了 龙二!

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她终于记住我的名字了!

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就差一点

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别在球场上跑!

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出席...出席...不出席...

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中谷谦?

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中谷谦是谁?

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-是老爹啊!
-他要组织

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之前大学社团的同学会

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社团?黑帮社团?他上过大学吗?

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你要是没事干 就来帮我!

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我有事干!

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我演出机会少 不是因为技不如人

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而是因为我是二番目!

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别人一般要花两到三年晋级
我只用了四个月

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也就是说 我是因为太过优秀
而没办法登台!

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我知道了

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新婚燕尔是什么感觉?

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棒极了!

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她做那种事吗?

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她会穿你的衬衣吗?

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当然会了!

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她让我明白 男人的衬衣就是为了

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让女人穿

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太对了

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你们在嘀咕什么?

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抱歉 老大

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怎么样?

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他的感情生活?

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他妻子过世三年了

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所以他肯定有一两个情妇

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但我觉得他不会考虑再婚

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太爽了!

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你怎么不自己试试?

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算了

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我们正在约会呢

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龙二 你也表演落语吗?

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落语?算是吧

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你是不是比小虎厉害?

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其实 我从未看过他演出

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他很烂!但奇怪的是 他很有说服力

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让人不由自主的听下去

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但他还是很烂

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请稍等

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你能不能也给我讲一个落语故事?

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我只听过那个恐怖的馒头故事

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我已经将落语封印

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封印?

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我跟小虎是两个极端

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虽然水平还可以 但不够有说服力

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这是我后来顿悟到的

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但一旦你擅长什么事 就没办法放弃

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不说这个了!好无聊!

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一点都不无聊!

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我对你还不够了解

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怎么了?

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就是

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你的眼睛百看不厌

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我没法不看着你

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经常有人这么跟我说

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经常吗?

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抱歉 让您久等了

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我回来了!

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是火锅!吃饭吧!
谁去拿一下柚子醋!

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我的眼镜上全是雾!

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还不行!等阿惠回来了再开饭

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对!等阿惠回来再开饭

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喂!有点不妥

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我每次晚回来 你们都已经吃上了!

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-她为什么每晚都要过来?
-喂 说你呢!帅哥白痴!

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你在跟阿惠约会吗?

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怎么会呢 爆炸头白痴?

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我也想问你 你们是怎么回事?

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你们同房睡觉 但不同床

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甚至不会手牵手 好奇怪!

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你在监视我们吗?

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每晚都是!我忧心的看着你们
你害我每晚都失眠!

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-小虎?
-什么事?

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我希望你能再直接一点

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怎么你也这样 师母

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说点什么 师父!

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难怪你之前问我婚姻的事!

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-是吗?
-不!我那是为了学习落语!

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你拿落语当借口
满足自己肮脏的幻想!

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你只是二番目!

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糟糕!我也只是二番目!

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我等不及变成台柱子
好好揍你一顿了!

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她可能不回来了

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我跟她说再也不要过来

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我开玩笑的!

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别哭了!真丢人!

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别送了 我就住那边

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-我也是
-再见!

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不是吧?

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什么...

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阿惠不是你一个人的

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她是...她就像我们这个家的吉祥物

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霉果吉祥物!

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一点都不好笑

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你说过最烂的笑话

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所以 如果阿慧带男友回家

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好像一家人一样
林屋亭肯定会妒火中烧

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怒发冲冠地

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针对那个人

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我回来了!

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欢迎回家!

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怎么了?

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我要饿死了!

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我搞不懂这是怎么一回事

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先进去吧

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有话想说就说啊

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所以...

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那个

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我把阿慧当亲生女儿

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但是 我再也没办法把你当儿子了

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等我还清债务 我们就是陌生人了

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在我说下面的话之前
你应该搞清楚这一点

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什么话?

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我不会让你这样的人

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娶我的宝贝女儿为妻

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我又不是来向她求婚的!

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你应该告诉我 你们一起住!

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我送她回家 因为我还很坚定

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阿慧

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跟我们说说你的想法

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对 你到底爱谁?龙二还是小虎?

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我知道了...不 不是那样的!

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完美!沙耶 这就叫破梗!

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-我能说句话吗?
-怎么了?

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我一直想说

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我觉得你们都误会阿慧了

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她其实离过一次婚

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她抛弃了青森的丈夫
来到这里的花吧工作

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她骗了一个又一个男人
她这女人相当狠心

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是龙二改变了她

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他们只是暂时...

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你也闭嘴

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给他们看看

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让他们看看啊 你这白痴!

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-你可真是的!
-也给他们看看你的

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别发呆了!

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是古麦基寿

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看到没?

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他们不是闹着玩的

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是在认真交往!

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如果谁还有话要说 请讲

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吃饭吧 吃完了再说

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我好饿!屯吉 你来!

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眼镜上没有雾了 火锅也看清了!

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对!咚 咚!

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真是的 龙二

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小百合在哭

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身体发肤受之父母!你怎能这样?

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-你都说了要把我当陌生人
-快跑 龙二!

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你这不知好歹的混蛋!

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以后再也不要来这里!

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-再也别来!
-师父!

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-小虎
-什么事?

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你等下有安排吗?

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没有 我有空

233
00:11:56,158 --> 00:12:00,262
我迟早要告诉你的

234
00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:05,234
但拜托你不要告诉别人
不要跟你的师兄弟们讲

235
00:12:05,234 --> 00:12:10,939
更不要跟小百合讲今天的事

236
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:15,244
这是你我二人的秘密 好吗?

237
00:12:15,844 --> 00:12:16,812
我不明白

238
00:12:26,155 --> 00:12:27,089
你在这里!

239
00:12:28,524 --> 00:12:30,959
阿正!你胖了 是不是?

240
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:32,161
阿正?

241
00:12:33,529 --> 00:12:38,133
我来介绍一下他
这是小虎 我新收的一个徒弟

242
00:12:39,001 --> 00:12:43,338
这是水越春子 我的女朋友!
女朋友...

243
00:12:44,039 --> 00:12:48,243
幸会!我是正吉的京都妻子!

244
00:12:48,243 --> 00:12:50,112
等等 你为何要走?

245
00:12:50,112 --> 00:12:52,181
师父 我受不了这种事

246
00:12:52,181 --> 00:12:54,750
干嘛找我来?
为什么把你的情人介绍给我?

247
00:12:54,750 --> 00:12:58,587
我和水越之间什么都没有!

248
00:12:58,587 --> 00:13:01,523
对 我们完全是柏拉图恋爱!

249
00:13:01,523 --> 00:13:03,525
不过我们喝醉酒时接过吻!

250
00:13:03,525 --> 00:13:04,993
真让人受不了!

251
00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:07,129
我真的想说出来

252
00:13:07,129 --> 00:13:08,797
但可能并不好笑

253
00:13:08,797 --> 00:13:12,901
-别担心 我来讲
-你来讲就已经够好笑的了

254
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:18,607
这一切都发生在我大四那年...

255
00:13:18,607 --> 00:13:23,512
不是吧!都过去30多年了!

256
00:13:25,647 --> 00:13:28,617
阿谦当时是我最好的朋友

257
00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:31,920
我们负责学校的落语社

258
00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:36,358
还要指导附属高中的落语社

259
00:13:36,892 --> 00:13:38,927
阿正!

260
00:13:38,927 --> 00:13:41,096
怎么了 阿谦?你太吵了!

261
00:13:41,096 --> 00:13:43,498
她们来了!

262
00:13:43,498 --> 00:13:45,701
那些高中女生过来了!

263
00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:49,471
感谢指导我们!

264
00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:54,977
春子当时还是高中落语社的高一新生

265
00:13:55,844 --> 00:13:57,246
她好可爱!

266
00:13:59,147 --> 00:14:02,451
阿正 你对春子是什么感觉?

267
00:14:03,418 --> 00:14:05,921
她很可爱

268
00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:09,091
-但她才16岁!这是犯法的!
-胡说!

269
00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:14,196
如果喜欢16岁的女生犯法
那我宁愿当罪犯!让法律见鬼吧!

270
00:14:15,797 --> 00:14:18,901
阿正 你能问问春子
她对我是什么感觉吗?

271
00:14:19,768 --> 00:14:22,738
我把阿谦写的情书给了她

272
00:14:24,339 --> 00:14:25,207
抱歉

273
00:14:25,707 --> 00:14:28,477
我已经心有所属了

274
00:14:29,745 --> 00:14:30,579
是谁?

275
00:14:34,149 --> 00:14:34,983
难道...

276
00:14:35,951 --> 00:14:36,952
是我?

277
00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:41,990
你不能这样 春子!

278
00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:53,535
阿谦!

279
00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:56,338
别跑了 阿谦

280
00:14:56,338 --> 00:14:58,707
等一下 阿谦!

281
00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:00,642
你这白痴!

282
00:15:00,642 --> 00:15:02,277
搞什么?

283
00:15:04,546 --> 00:15:07,816
我远比你爱她 阿正!

284
00:15:07,816 --> 00:15:11,320
但我也爱春子!

285
00:15:14,089 --> 00:15:16,692
我们当时那么年轻

286
00:15:16,692 --> 00:15:21,063
我自以为是最优秀的表演者和男人
他也这么想自己

287
00:15:21,063 --> 00:15:23,332
我们都不肯放手

288
00:15:23,332 --> 00:15:26,401
因此 我们总是打架

289
00:15:26,935 --> 00:15:30,238
但仍然是好兄弟

290
00:15:30,739 --> 00:15:34,776
这么说吧
我们就是昭和年代的虎与龙

291
00:15:35,344 --> 00:15:38,547
阿正一毕业 就当了说书人

292
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:42,784
但阿谦留级 一直等到我上大学

293
00:15:42,784 --> 00:15:46,955
没错 他说要等春子

294
00:15:46,955 --> 00:15:49,691
所以他读了八年的大学!

295
00:15:49,691 --> 00:15:53,762
至于我 为了忘掉春子

296
00:15:54,262 --> 00:15:57,165
我开始跟师父的女儿交往

297
00:15:57,165 --> 00:16:00,135
也就是我妻子小百合

298
00:16:01,436 --> 00:16:07,843
我一直以为你和阿谦会结婚

299
00:16:08,410 --> 00:16:10,812
那都是过去的事了

300
00:16:10,812 --> 00:16:12,280
你要去参加同学会吗?

301
00:16:13,148 --> 00:16:14,583
我想去 但去不了

302
00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:18,687
我很期待我们三个重聚

303
00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:21,256
之后发生了很多事

304
00:16:21,757 --> 00:16:22,991
我欠了债...

305
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:27,229
-可怜的阿正
-谢谢

306
00:16:29,097 --> 00:16:30,565
你在傻笑什么?

307
00:16:30,565 --> 00:16:33,769
对了 你们说的阿谦

308
00:16:34,302 --> 00:16:36,938
不是我认识的那个吧?

309
00:16:37,906 --> 00:16:38,740
其实

310
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,743
他就是你的老大

311
00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,580
所以我才打算告诉你...

312
00:16:45,580 --> 00:16:48,283
老大之前也是落语家?

313
00:16:48,283 --> 00:16:51,319
-对 但他是上方风格的
-我不管什么风格

314
00:16:51,319 --> 00:16:52,921
他会不会讲落语?

315
00:16:52,921 --> 00:16:54,790
他会

316
00:16:54,790 --> 00:16:57,192
阿正来自东部 阿谦来自西部

317
00:16:57,192 --> 00:17:00,228
当时人们都说他们
会成为大名鼎鼎的落语大师!

318
00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:02,697
搞什么?

319
00:17:02,697 --> 00:17:06,968
如果老大会讲落语
我干嘛拜你为师!

320
00:17:07,536 --> 00:17:10,105
我直接跟他学就好啊!

321
00:17:10,105 --> 00:17:11,073
有道理

322
00:17:13,542 --> 00:17:15,043
我在干什么?

323
00:17:17,045 --> 00:17:19,581
我到底在干什么?

324
00:17:23,185 --> 00:17:24,052
(不出席)

325
00:17:24,052 --> 00:17:25,954
谷中正吉...

326
00:17:27,155 --> 00:17:30,225
你最好别来!

327
00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:36,798
(出席 盼望与你相见)

328
00:17:36,798 --> 00:17:38,366
我也是 小春

329
00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:41,970
{\an8}(龙之苏打)

330
00:17:41,970 --> 00:17:43,538
你见到春子了?

331
00:17:43,538 --> 00:17:44,739
你认识她吗?

332
00:17:44,739 --> 00:17:46,675
他想介绍她给所有人认识

333
00:17:47,242 --> 00:17:50,679
那时我也还是二番目 她给我零花钱

334
00:17:50,679 --> 00:17:52,647
屯太和屯吉也去了

335
00:17:52,647 --> 00:17:56,051
所以他只是跟所有人炫耀她吗?
我干嘛还那么紧张 真傻

336
00:17:56,051 --> 00:17:57,352
总之 你看到这个没?

337
00:17:57,919 --> 00:17:59,688
小T给我的

338
00:18:00,822 --> 00:18:02,157
是粟岛!

339
00:18:27,883 --> 00:18:28,717
兄弟?

340
00:18:28,717 --> 00:18:29,784
测试

341
00:18:29,784 --> 00:18:33,488
一、二 测试

342
00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:35,557
大家好!这里是尤瑟夜店!

343
00:18:35,557 --> 00:18:37,559
压轴节目来了!

344
00:18:37,559 --> 00:18:38,560
压轴!

345
00:18:39,928 --> 00:18:41,329
咚咚咚!

346
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:44,199
这是他的兼职工作
他真是什么都做啊

347
00:18:44,199 --> 00:18:48,069
大家请为Jump亭Jump鼓掌!
一起来!

348
00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:53,642
{\an8}(Jump亭Jump)

349
00:19:07,522 --> 00:19:10,859
常言道 女人应该得到宠爱 不被嫉妒心冲昏头脑...

350
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:12,761
喂

351
00:19:12,761 --> 00:19:15,430
他要在这么吵的地方讲经典故事吗?

352
00:19:15,430 --> 00:19:18,833
有些女人善妒
她们一边锉指甲 一边等男人

353
00:19:19,501 --> 00:19:23,038
等他回家后我要做什么?

354
00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:24,539
我要这样对他

355
00:19:26,641 --> 00:19:28,009
观众反响热烈!

356
00:19:28,009 --> 00:19:31,580
另一方面 一些女人从来不会嫉妒

357
00:19:31,580 --> 00:19:33,215
是権助提灯!

358
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:37,852
一个男人就有这样一个妻子
他还在家附近养了个情妇

359
00:19:37,852 --> 00:19:40,589
但他的情妇也不爱吃醋

360
00:19:40,589 --> 00:19:43,425
他的妻子和情妇
从来不会因为他争风吃醋

361
00:19:43,425 --> 00:19:45,460
起初 一切看起来风平浪静

362
00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:48,230
外面风好大

363
00:19:48,797 --> 00:19:51,099
希望不会着火

364
00:19:52,367 --> 00:19:53,501
-夫君?
-什么事?

365
00:19:54,603 --> 00:19:58,873
家里有这么多工人 就算着火

366
00:19:58,873 --> 00:20:02,444
我们也能应对

367
00:20:03,378 --> 00:20:07,382
但那个年轻女子身边只有一个女佣

368
00:20:09,050 --> 00:20:12,454
你应该去她那里

369
00:20:13,355 --> 00:20:15,557
陪她过夜

370
00:20:15,557 --> 00:20:18,126
这样我就能安心睡觉了

371
00:20:18,693 --> 00:20:20,328
我就是这么想的

372
00:20:23,832 --> 00:20:26,001
你真是大度

373
00:20:26,735 --> 00:20:32,607
真没想到 你会如此豁达

374
00:20:33,508 --> 00:20:37,679
那我就走了

375
00:20:37,679 --> 00:20:41,316
外面太黑了 我得找人帮我提灯

376
00:20:42,550 --> 00:20:43,918
这里有人吗?

377
00:20:43,918 --> 00:20:47,155
厨子还没睡

378
00:20:47,155 --> 00:20:48,056
権助?

379
00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:49,824
不 他不行

380
00:20:49,824 --> 00:20:50,759
他...

381
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:55,063
你在看什么?

382
00:20:55,063 --> 00:21:00,001
那个...我要出门 権助
你收拾一下 随我一起走

383
00:21:00,001 --> 00:21:02,470
真蠢!

384
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:06,274
大半夜的 谁还出门啊?

385
00:21:07,442 --> 00:21:11,112
-给我把灯点上!
-是 老爷

386
00:21:11,112 --> 00:21:13,581
小虎 我要走了

387
00:21:13,581 --> 00:21:16,818
醒醒 宝贝!

388
00:21:18,086 --> 00:21:19,754
喂 醒醒

389
00:21:19,754 --> 00:21:22,157
醒醒!

390
00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:24,225
醒醒!

391
00:21:24,225 --> 00:21:26,528
醒醒 师父!

392
00:21:26,528 --> 00:21:28,563
现在是凌晨3点半!

393
00:21:28,563 --> 00:21:30,198
明天讲那个故事吧!

394
00:21:30,198 --> 00:21:32,000
-就是有灯笼的...
-灯笼?

395
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,501
还有那个厨子

396
00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:37,272
-你是说権助提灯?
-对!就讲権助提灯!

397
00:21:37,272 --> 00:21:40,408
我看淡岛的演出了 很受欢迎!

398
00:21:40,408 --> 00:21:42,444
所有人...醒醒

399
00:21:42,444 --> 00:21:44,846
那些孩子捧腹大笑

400
00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:47,949
我也想讲这个故事
就拿你、小百合和春子举例

401
00:21:47,949 --> 00:21:49,751
什么?等一下!

402
00:21:49,751 --> 00:21:52,721
你一定要确保明天讲権助提灯!

403
00:21:52,721 --> 00:21:55,924
要是不讲 我就把那天的事
全部告诉小百合!

404
00:21:55,924 --> 00:21:58,693
你...

405
00:22:06,468 --> 00:22:08,103
喂 醒醒!

406
00:22:08,103 --> 00:22:10,805
醒醒 宝贝!

407
00:22:11,606 --> 00:22:13,975
你怎么来了 亲爱的?

408
00:22:13,975 --> 00:22:16,077
我妻子跟我说

409
00:22:16,077 --> 00:22:20,348
今晚风这么大 你一定会心神不安

410
00:22:21,116 --> 00:22:23,651
她说若我陪着你

411
00:22:23,651 --> 00:22:26,020
你就能安心睡觉了

412
00:22:26,020 --> 00:22:30,158
你妻子这么说吗?我好开心!

413
00:22:30,158 --> 00:22:33,828
大多数妻子都不会让丈夫离开

414
00:22:33,828 --> 00:22:36,898
她这么说 我心里好感动!

415
00:22:37,532 --> 00:22:40,301
但我如果让你留下 她可能会觉得

416
00:22:40,301 --> 00:22:43,171
我不懂礼数

417
00:22:43,171 --> 00:22:46,007
到时候我还有什么颜面见她

418
00:22:46,007 --> 00:22:50,278
我也很希望你留下
但请你去陪妻子吧

419
00:22:53,448 --> 00:22:54,449
知道了

420
00:22:54,983 --> 00:22:57,786
有道理 我理解

421
00:22:57,786 --> 00:22:58,853
你说的对

422
00:23:00,155 --> 00:23:01,656
-権助
-什么事?

423
00:23:01,656 --> 00:23:03,758
-権助
-什么事?

424
00:23:04,459 --> 00:23:05,994
把灯点上

425
00:23:05,994 --> 00:23:07,796
老天爷

426
00:23:07,796 --> 00:23:11,733
你妻子不希望你在家睡觉

427
00:23:11,733 --> 00:23:17,772
你情妇又希望你走人

428
00:23:17,772 --> 00:23:20,208
老爷 你现在无家可归了

429
00:23:20,208 --> 00:23:22,844
闭嘴!

430
00:23:23,912 --> 00:23:26,481
你这么快就回来了!

431
00:23:26,481 --> 00:23:29,150
你没去她那里吗?

432
00:23:29,150 --> 00:23:33,288
去了 我仔细跟她说了 我说要在她那里过夜

433
00:23:33,288 --> 00:23:35,824
她很开心!

434
00:23:35,824 --> 00:23:40,261
但她说如果留我过夜

435
00:23:40,261 --> 00:23:42,964
就没脸见你

436
00:23:42,964 --> 00:23:45,166
所以我回家来了

437
00:23:45,166 --> 00:23:48,636
她真是够贴心

438
00:23:49,170 --> 00:23:50,572
所以

439
00:23:50,572 --> 00:23:54,576
-我才不能让你睡在家里!
-什么?

440
00:23:54,576 --> 00:23:59,948
夫君 请回她那里去吧

441
00:24:01,382 --> 00:24:02,217
権助

442
00:24:02,217 --> 00:24:03,384
什么事?

443
00:24:04,085 --> 00:24:05,320
把灯点上!

444
00:24:06,554 --> 00:24:08,189
我就没熄灭!

445
00:24:09,090 --> 00:24:13,127
你这白痴!家里明明有灯!

446
00:24:13,127 --> 00:24:15,964
一盏灯就够了

447
00:24:15,964 --> 00:24:18,366
开两盏太浪费了!

448
00:24:19,067 --> 00:24:22,904
但你好像浪费了很多东西

449
00:24:22,904 --> 00:24:24,639
什么?

450
00:24:24,639 --> 00:24:27,942
一个妻子就够了

451
00:24:27,942 --> 00:24:30,879
再找一个情妇 就是浪费

452
00:24:30,879 --> 00:24:33,948
你要是放弃情妇

453
00:24:33,948 --> 00:24:38,419
就有钱买蜡烛
让我点一百万盏灯笼了!

454
00:24:42,891 --> 00:24:45,260
太对了!

455
00:24:45,260 --> 00:24:47,362
我回来了 宝贝!

456
00:24:48,796 --> 00:24:51,232
喂 宝贝!我回来了!

457
00:24:51,232 --> 00:24:54,636
你来来回回两头跑 怎么回事?

458
00:24:54,636 --> 00:24:57,071
我把你的话全告诉妻子了

459
00:24:57,071 --> 00:25:01,843
她很受触动 还夸了你

460
00:25:01,843 --> 00:25:04,279
但她说 就因为你太体贴

461
00:25:04,279 --> 00:25:07,081
她才不能留下我 让你独守空房

462
00:25:07,081 --> 00:25:08,850
所以我来了

463
00:25:08,850 --> 00:25:11,519
我都要感动的哭了!

464
00:25:12,086 --> 00:25:14,055
既然她如此坚持

465
00:25:14,055 --> 00:25:15,924
我也想留你过夜

466
00:25:15,924 --> 00:25:18,760
但她越是坚持 我就越不能留你

467
00:25:19,527 --> 00:25:23,131
我今晚绝对不能留你

468
00:25:23,131 --> 00:25:24,933
请你回妻子那里去吧

469
00:25:28,970 --> 00:25:31,539
再回她那里去?

470
00:25:32,607 --> 00:25:33,608
喂 権助!

471
00:25:34,108 --> 00:25:36,811
-什么事?
-再把灯点上!

472
00:25:37,579 --> 00:25:41,482
我们已经不需要灯笼了

473
00:25:41,482 --> 00:25:42,684
为什么?

474
00:25:43,251 --> 00:25:46,521
太阳已经出来了

475
00:25:49,824 --> 00:25:51,492
你最厉害了 师父!

476
00:25:51,492 --> 00:25:53,194
真的 你最厉害了!

477
00:25:53,194 --> 00:25:55,597
这个徒弟怎么这么兴奋?

478
00:25:56,097 --> 00:25:58,032
他情不自禁

479
00:26:00,702 --> 00:26:02,804
我今晚几点接你?

480
00:26:02,804 --> 00:26:08,276
你不用管!我要是知道几点结束
就不叫同学会了!

481
00:26:08,276 --> 00:26:10,278
那快结束时我派辆车过去

482
00:26:10,278 --> 00:26:12,146
我跟你说了不用管!

483
00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:14,349
这孩子真没眼色

484
00:26:15,783 --> 00:26:16,618
我...

485
00:26:17,919 --> 00:26:19,954
迟早都要告诉你的

486
00:26:20,655 --> 00:26:21,656
怎么了?

487
00:26:22,890 --> 00:26:24,425
我和阿正的故事

488
00:26:28,363 --> 00:26:31,232
阿正当时是我最好的朋友

489
00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:34,035
我们负责学校的落语社

490
00:26:34,969 --> 00:26:38,906
还要指导附属高中的落语社

491
00:26:39,607 --> 00:26:41,776
阿谦!

492
00:26:41,776 --> 00:26:43,645
怎么了 阿正?你太吵了!

493
00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:48,316
她们来了!那些高中女生过来了!

494
00:26:49,017 --> 00:26:51,419
感谢指导我们!

495
00:26:55,056 --> 00:26:57,892
春子当时还是高中落语社的高一新生

496
00:26:59,060 --> 00:27:00,628
她好可爱!

497
00:27:01,963 --> 00:27:04,932
阿谦 你对春子是什么感觉?

498
00:27:06,768 --> 00:27:09,337
她很可爱

499
00:27:10,104 --> 00:27:12,206
但她才16岁!这样犯法!

500
00:27:12,206 --> 00:27:12,907
胡说!

501
00:27:13,541 --> 00:27:16,444
如果喜欢16岁的女生是犯法
那我宁愿当罪犯!

502
00:27:16,444 --> 00:27:17,745
让法律见鬼去吧!

503
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:19,347
(情书)

504
00:27:19,347 --> 00:27:20,381
阿谦 你能问问春子

505
00:27:21,449 --> 00:27:23,084
她对我是什么感觉吗?

506
00:27:23,084 --> 00:27:25,520
我去给了她那封情书...

507
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:26,454
等一下!

508
00:27:27,989 --> 00:27:30,792
你的说法跟师父的有一点不同

509
00:27:30,792 --> 00:27:32,760
其实是完全不同!

510
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:35,963
师父说爱上春子的人是你

511
00:27:35,963 --> 00:27:37,498
你写了情书...

512
00:27:37,498 --> 00:27:38,399
停车!

513
00:27:38,399 --> 00:27:40,134
-我让你停车!
-是 老大

514
00:27:42,336 --> 00:27:44,205
阿正在跟春子交往 是不是?

515
00:27:44,205 --> 00:27:45,373
这个...

516
00:27:45,373 --> 00:27:48,009
告诉我真相 他在跟她交往
是不是?

517
00:27:48,009 --> 00:27:49,577
没有 老大!

518
00:27:50,478 --> 00:27:53,681
那他为什么告诉你春子的事 混蛋?

519
00:27:54,215 --> 00:27:57,018
也许他没话题可说了

520
00:28:02,090 --> 00:28:05,193
所以在阿正心里
春子就是他无事可讲时

521
00:28:05,193 --> 00:28:06,928
聊以慰藉的一个话题?

522
00:28:06,928 --> 00:28:12,100
所以我盛装打扮
就是去为了见一个毫无价值的女人?

523
00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:13,401
-阿虎!
-在 老大

524
00:28:15,203 --> 00:28:17,672
我真是个没用的男人!

525
00:28:18,339 --> 00:28:20,608
对不起 老大!师父确实见了春子

526
00:28:20,608 --> 00:28:22,944
他带我一起去见她

527
00:28:23,978 --> 00:28:27,915
我就知道 他一直在跟她交往

528
00:28:27,915 --> 00:28:29,684
掉头!

529
00:28:29,684 --> 00:28:33,087
我不去了!让同学会见鬼去吧!

530
00:28:33,087 --> 00:28:34,956
真是令人作呕!太蠢了!

531
00:28:37,258 --> 00:28:41,329
{\an8}(大学同学会)

532
00:28:42,964 --> 00:28:44,832
什么?阿谦不去了?

533
00:28:45,433 --> 00:28:46,634
可春子...

534
00:28:47,668 --> 00:28:51,973
同学会应该像春天那样温暖人心

535
00:28:51,973 --> 00:28:54,976
组织者都不在 那还有何意义!

536
00:28:54,976 --> 00:28:56,844
你一定要说服他去!

537
00:28:56,844 --> 00:28:58,346
听到没?涩泽

538
00:29:11,025 --> 00:29:12,059
事情经过就是这样!

539
00:29:14,729 --> 00:29:18,933
我从未想到老大会如此震惊!

540
00:29:18,933 --> 00:29:21,435
你为什么偏偏要告诉他?

541
00:29:21,435 --> 00:29:24,806
你说了一堆要保密的人
他也不在里面啊!

542
00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:27,041
这还用我跟你明说吗?

543
00:29:27,041 --> 00:29:28,810
真是的!

544
00:29:31,546 --> 00:29:34,515
我真的不知道过去发生了什么

545
00:29:34,515 --> 00:29:37,418
但要我说 这是不是拖得太久了?

546
00:29:38,519 --> 00:29:40,688
你不理解人性

547
00:29:43,424 --> 00:29:48,296
经典的落语故事就是关于人性的

548
00:29:48,296 --> 00:29:52,200
如果你不理解人性
那就讲不了经典故事

549
00:29:52,700 --> 00:29:54,202
年轻人

550
00:29:54,869 --> 00:29:57,872
总觉得自己会慢慢变的世故圆滑

551
00:29:57,872 --> 00:30:00,641
不可能的

552
00:30:00,641 --> 00:30:05,713
在生活中 悔恨的事一件接一件

553
00:30:05,713 --> 00:30:08,382
你的身体变得衰老羸弱

554
00:30:08,382 --> 00:30:10,284
时间越来越少

555
00:30:10,952 --> 00:30:14,055
唯一变圆的只有你的身体

556
00:30:14,055 --> 00:30:19,627
但你的内心就像这颗石头一样
一如既往的粗犷

557
00:30:19,627 --> 00:30:22,597
那不是石头!是土豆!

558
00:30:23,931 --> 00:30:25,433
你就不能更具体点吗?

559
00:30:25,433 --> 00:30:27,468
我觉得阿谦自从大学毕业后

560
00:30:27,969 --> 00:30:29,937
就没见过春子

561
00:30:32,139 --> 00:30:36,077
毕竟他放弃了当落语人 去混了黑帮

562
00:30:36,077 --> 00:30:39,013
他一定是深思熟虑才做出的这个决定

563
00:30:39,513 --> 00:30:42,683
所以除了春子
他邀请了所有人参加婚礼

564
00:30:43,317 --> 00:30:46,654
春子的老公已经过世两年了

565
00:30:46,654 --> 00:30:50,892
他往葬礼上送了花
但本人没有去参加

566
00:30:52,293 --> 00:30:54,395
春子现在是寡妇?

567
00:30:54,395 --> 00:30:58,933
对 她后来跑去京都 跟一个大她20岁的教授同居了

568
00:30:58,933 --> 00:31:00,935
那他们为什么不在一起?

569
00:31:01,502 --> 00:31:02,904
老大也是单身啊!

570
00:31:04,672 --> 00:31:06,908
你还是不懂 是吧?

571
00:31:06,908 --> 00:31:08,409
人性...

572
00:31:10,177 --> 00:31:11,012
怎么了?

573
00:31:12,413 --> 00:31:13,948
他们应该在一起

574
00:31:16,450 --> 00:31:18,319
他们应该在一起!

575
00:31:18,319 --> 00:31:22,223
没错!你确实了解人性!

576
00:31:22,223 --> 00:31:23,591
对吧?

577
00:31:23,591 --> 00:31:25,559
他们应该在一起!

578
00:31:26,127 --> 00:31:28,562
-他们应该在一起!
-对

579
00:31:43,544 --> 00:31:46,914
常言道 女人应该得到宠爱 不被嫉妒心冲昏头脑...

580
00:31:46,914 --> 00:31:48,783
终于等到了!権助提灯!

581
00:31:48,783 --> 00:31:49,784
不对!

582
00:31:51,986 --> 00:31:56,023
人们或许自动把嫉妒心
跟女人联系在一起

583
00:31:56,023 --> 00:31:57,658
但男人也有嫉妒心

584
00:31:57,658 --> 00:32:00,895
比如说 一个50岁男人吃起醋来

585
00:32:01,395 --> 00:32:05,199
完全不亚于滚烫的石锅拌饭

586
00:32:08,102 --> 00:32:11,872
曾经有两个最好的朋友
他们分别叫正吉和谦

587
00:32:11,872 --> 00:32:13,674
他居然用我们的真名!

588
00:32:13,674 --> 00:32:16,811
那时他们很幼稚

589
00:32:16,811 --> 00:32:20,748
30年前 他们因一个女人争风吃醋 现在也是如此

590
00:32:21,315 --> 00:32:23,951
如果他们争下去 就永无休止

591
00:32:23,951 --> 00:32:27,121
为了结束争斗 正吉想了个办法

592
00:32:27,121 --> 00:32:29,123
他决定派仆人権助出马

593
00:32:29,123 --> 00:32:31,926
瞧?就是権助提灯!

594
00:32:33,227 --> 00:32:36,964
我真的没事!

595
00:32:36,964 --> 00:32:39,533
你是认真的吗?

596
00:32:43,237 --> 00:32:45,806
小虎!

597
00:32:45,806 --> 00:32:48,676
这个叫春子的女人酒品不好

598
00:32:48,676 --> 00:32:51,479
但権助不为所动

599
00:32:51,479 --> 00:32:53,280
他把她扶到车上

600
00:32:55,182 --> 00:32:59,453
一定要送她去阿谦在八王子的家!

601
00:32:59,453 --> 00:33:00,921
-你没事吧?
-怎么了?

602
00:33:00,921 --> 00:33:03,958
你对春子的感情...

603
00:33:03,958 --> 00:33:05,393
别傻了

604
00:33:05,393 --> 00:33:08,729
我已经有小百合

605
00:33:08,729 --> 00:33:11,665
亲爱的家人和徒弟了

606
00:33:12,299 --> 00:33:16,070
阿谦虽然有个儿子 但他单身

607
00:33:16,070 --> 00:33:18,639
他今晚一定特别孤独

608
00:33:18,639 --> 00:33:19,774
就拜托你了!

609
00:33:24,578 --> 00:33:27,882
今晚你就住我老大家

610
00:33:29,817 --> 00:33:32,586
{\an8}(施工中 请绕道)

611
00:33:33,387 --> 00:33:36,424
我不认识路

612
00:33:37,491 --> 00:33:39,093
为什么不用GPS呢?

613
00:33:39,093 --> 00:33:41,996
春子让権助用灯笼照亮道路

614
00:33:41,996 --> 00:33:45,266
他们想办法到了阿谦家

615
00:33:46,634 --> 00:33:47,368
阿谦!

616
00:33:48,502 --> 00:33:49,503
阿谦!

617
00:33:49,503 --> 00:33:51,505
阿正是这么说的吗?

618
00:33:51,505 --> 00:33:52,306
是 老大

619
00:33:54,909 --> 00:33:56,410
他想当君子吗?

620
00:33:56,410 --> 00:33:58,913
她在车里等着 我去带她过来

621
00:33:58,913 --> 00:34:00,081
-不要!
-什么?

622
00:34:00,081 --> 00:34:02,416
是阿正先喜欢春子的

623
00:34:02,917 --> 00:34:05,986
我要是让春子留下
以后就没脸见他了

624
00:34:07,054 --> 00:34:09,256
所以我不能让她在这里过夜

625
00:34:10,257 --> 00:34:11,092
是 老大

626
00:34:11,859 --> 00:34:13,360
喂!小虎!

627
00:34:13,861 --> 00:34:15,729
送她去你师父家

628
00:34:16,430 --> 00:34:18,699
就说是我的命令

629
00:34:18,699 --> 00:34:20,768
阿谦是这么说的吗?

630
00:34:22,903 --> 00:34:23,704
对

631
00:34:25,639 --> 00:34:26,874
你打算怎么办?

632
00:34:29,877 --> 00:34:32,913
带我去阿正家!

633
00:34:33,914 --> 00:34:37,017
所以権助重新把灯笼点上

634
00:34:37,017 --> 00:34:40,521
他们去了正吉在浅草的家

635
00:34:41,655 --> 00:34:42,490
正吉!

636
00:34:43,491 --> 00:34:44,658
醒醒!

637
00:34:44,658 --> 00:34:48,295
让她睡我家?你带她来了吗?

638
00:34:48,295 --> 00:34:51,799
-她在车里等着 我去带她来
-等一下!白痴!

639
00:34:54,635 --> 00:34:56,604
我听不到你说话?你刚说什么?

640
00:34:58,038 --> 00:35:00,341
我要怎么跟小百合解释?

641
00:35:00,341 --> 00:35:01,675
你说的对

642
00:35:01,675 --> 00:35:03,511
你不能留她过夜

643
00:35:04,178 --> 00:35:06,380
那封情书是阿谦写的

644
00:35:07,114 --> 00:35:09,517
我要是让她留下 他一定会误会

645
00:35:09,517 --> 00:35:12,019
我就没脸见他了!拜托理解一下我

646
00:35:12,019 --> 00:35:13,420
小百合!

647
00:35:13,420 --> 00:35:14,522
我开玩笑的

648
00:35:23,397 --> 00:35:24,698
他怎么说?

649
00:35:24,698 --> 00:35:26,534
我等下再解释

650
00:35:26,534 --> 00:35:28,536
我们现在回我老大家

651
00:35:29,069 --> 00:35:32,940
一边是师父 一边是老大 他们都是长辈

652
00:35:33,507 --> 00:35:36,243
同样都是人 但我就没那么好运

653
00:35:37,278 --> 00:35:40,481
下辈子我要投胎当落语大师
或黑帮老大

654
00:35:41,048 --> 00:35:43,317
当徒弟或手下一点都不爽

655
00:35:43,317 --> 00:35:45,786
故事听起来太有现实感了

656
00:35:48,088 --> 00:35:50,791
-你去哪里?
-我自己跟他说

657
00:35:50,791 --> 00:35:53,093
等一下!这可不妙!

658
00:35:54,295 --> 00:35:56,797
老爸说他不记得写过什么信

659
00:35:56,797 --> 00:36:00,401
骗人!我肯定收到过情书!

660
00:36:00,901 --> 00:36:03,437
-你看!
-你一直保留着!给我看看

661
00:36:03,437 --> 00:36:04,338
不行!

662
00:36:05,172 --> 00:36:06,006
绝对不行!

663
00:36:06,006 --> 00:36:09,210
不论如何 我今晚都不能让你进门

664
00:36:09,843 --> 00:36:11,212
抱歉 但请回吧

665
00:36:12,146 --> 00:36:13,247
跟我走 小虎!

666
00:36:14,114 --> 00:36:17,818
抱歉 老爸太固执了

667
00:36:19,286 --> 00:36:21,622
-你能替我开车吗?
-什么?

668
00:36:22,189 --> 00:36:24,191
我受够了两头跑

669
00:36:25,426 --> 00:36:30,297
你太幸运了 长相没有随阿谦

670
00:36:31,465 --> 00:36:32,900
人们经常这么说

671
00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:35,035
你母亲一定很漂亮

672
00:36:35,636 --> 00:36:37,137
也不是了

673
00:36:37,137 --> 00:36:39,974
那你怎么这么帅?
我能摸摸你的脸吗?

674
00:36:39,974 --> 00:36:43,110
-当心!
-喂 夫人!

675
00:36:43,110 --> 00:36:45,713
那封信真是老爸写的吗?

676
00:36:45,713 --> 00:36:47,948
-我忘了!
-什么?

677
00:36:47,948 --> 00:36:49,883
闭嘴!

678
00:36:49,883 --> 00:36:51,885
我也想知道

679
00:36:51,885 --> 00:36:54,388
所以我们一直两头跑!

680
00:36:58,292 --> 00:37:01,328
我还以为是谁呢
原来是你啊 春子!

681
00:37:01,328 --> 00:37:03,797
抱歉这么晚打扰

682
00:37:03,797 --> 00:37:05,499
你们两个认识?

683
00:37:05,499 --> 00:37:08,035
我们经常通电话!

684
00:37:08,035 --> 00:37:10,871
但一直瞒着阿正

685
00:37:10,871 --> 00:37:13,440
-快进来吧!
-你好!

686
00:37:14,108 --> 00:37:15,442
大家好!

687
00:37:15,442 --> 00:37:17,911
-你怎么在这里?
-我还要问你呢

688
00:37:17,911 --> 00:37:20,814
你爸不是让你别再回家吗?

689
00:37:20,814 --> 00:37:23,517
我打了电话 他们说他不在家

690
00:37:23,517 --> 00:37:25,286
我就偷偷回来吃晚饭了!

691
00:37:25,286 --> 00:37:26,887
师父不在家吗?

692
00:37:26,887 --> 00:37:29,456
我不是一直跟你强调吗?

693
00:37:29,456 --> 00:37:33,327
情书是阿谦写的

694
00:37:33,327 --> 00:37:36,697
我只是把信交给了春子!

695
00:37:38,432 --> 00:37:40,868
我也觉得是这样

696
00:37:40,868 --> 00:37:42,770
但我爸爸说不是他写的

697
00:37:42,770 --> 00:37:45,572
我真的什么都不知道!

698
00:37:45,572 --> 00:37:49,209
就算是我写的情书

699
00:37:50,044 --> 00:37:52,346
我也不想当着我儿子的面说这个

700
00:37:52,346 --> 00:37:54,615
到底是不是你写的?

701
00:37:54,615 --> 00:37:56,183
别烦我了!

702
00:37:56,183 --> 00:37:59,753
谁写的重要吗?已经过去30年了

703
00:37:59,753 --> 00:38:01,322
-重要!
-重要!

704
00:38:02,790 --> 00:38:04,091
抱歉

705
00:38:04,091 --> 00:38:07,661
你的长相没有随阿正 真是太幸运了

706
00:38:07,661 --> 00:38:11,498
人们经常这么跟我说
但我哥哥长的跟他有点像

707
00:38:11,498 --> 00:38:15,102
-你怎么会在这里?
-感觉很好玩!

708
00:38:16,737 --> 00:38:19,740
-当心 别弄坏了
-你不是有钥匙吗?

709
00:38:19,740 --> 00:38:20,774
没有

710
00:38:20,774 --> 00:38:21,842
是阿正!

711
00:38:21,842 --> 00:38:23,877
情书是阿正写的!不是我!

712
00:38:23,877 --> 00:38:27,281
阿正坚称是你写的!

713
00:38:27,281 --> 00:38:29,350
不是我!赶紧走吧!回去吧!

714
00:38:30,384 --> 00:38:31,819
别烦我!

715
00:38:36,690 --> 00:38:38,158
{\an8}(禁止通行)

716
00:38:39,259 --> 00:38:40,728
拜你所赐

717
00:38:41,295 --> 00:38:43,230
现在完全偏离了道路

718
00:38:43,230 --> 00:38:47,301
抱歉 我厌倦了走同一条路 就自己发挥了一下

719
00:38:47,301 --> 00:38:48,602
结果搬起石头砸了自己的脚!

720
00:38:57,077 --> 00:39:00,948
我们到底在干什么?
被这些老家伙随意使唤

721
00:39:00,948 --> 00:39:03,150
你不是容易嫉妒的人 对吧?

722
00:39:03,984 --> 00:39:05,419
不是的

723
00:39:05,419 --> 00:39:09,123
我听说他在跟阿慧约会时
确实有点生气

724
00:39:09,123 --> 00:39:10,157
真的吗?

725
00:39:10,157 --> 00:39:14,228
有一点 但我之前从未吃过醋

726
00:39:14,228 --> 00:39:17,631
其实我很开心

727
00:39:17,631 --> 00:39:18,665
开心什么?

728
00:39:18,665 --> 00:39:21,735
如果你毫无感觉 我才会不开心

729
00:39:21,735 --> 00:39:25,406
你跟阿慧一起走出酒店时
我都气疯了

730
00:39:25,406 --> 00:39:27,207
我已经道过歉了

731
00:39:27,207 --> 00:39:29,209
跟道歉没有关系

732
00:39:29,209 --> 00:39:33,647
但我真的很生气!

733
00:39:33,647 --> 00:39:36,550
-什么?
-酒店和约会是怎么回事?

734
00:39:36,550 --> 00:39:39,453
-我完全没听说过!
-我们为什么要告诉你?

735
00:39:41,555 --> 00:39:44,124
因为是我先注意到她的!

736
00:39:44,124 --> 00:39:46,093
谁在乎呢?你已经跟莉萨在一起了

737
00:39:46,093 --> 00:39:47,361
这不是重点!

738
00:39:47,895 --> 00:39:49,930
你们怎么了?

739
00:39:51,231 --> 00:39:52,833
我还以为我们三个是

740
00:39:52,833 --> 00:39:55,602
虎与龙与银!

741
00:39:56,136 --> 00:39:58,505
银根本不是动物 就是一种颜色

742
00:39:59,706 --> 00:40:01,108
我能说点离谱的话吗?

743
00:40:01,108 --> 00:40:01,975
什么话?

744
00:40:01,975 --> 00:40:04,244
春子和阿慧有相似之处

745
00:40:04,778 --> 00:40:07,314
-没错!
-放过我吧

746
00:40:07,314 --> 00:40:09,917
她们都很活泼 也很自我...

747
00:40:09,917 --> 00:40:13,120
等我们上了年纪
会不会忘记是谁跟阿慧去了酒店?

748
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:14,188
不可能!

749
00:40:16,023 --> 00:40:16,957
抱歉

750
00:40:19,626 --> 00:40:22,095
就这样吧

751
00:40:22,095 --> 00:40:24,298
我们为她做了那么多

752
00:40:28,001 --> 00:40:30,170
-等一下!
-怎么了?

753
00:40:30,170 --> 00:40:33,440
如果写信的人是正吉
龙二就送我们回家

754
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:35,642
对!如果是谦写的 你来开车!

755
00:40:36,376 --> 00:40:37,277
那就看了!

756
00:40:43,450 --> 00:40:45,052
-是谁?
-上面没有名字

757
00:40:45,052 --> 00:40:46,787
-看看里面
-好主意

758
00:40:53,527 --> 00:40:54,862
写了什么?

759
00:40:55,696 --> 00:41:00,667
即便30年后 我也还会爱你

760
00:41:00,667 --> 00:41:03,537
好肉麻!肯定是你爸!

761
00:41:04,071 --> 00:41:04,905
不是

762
00:41:05,572 --> 00:41:06,874
是我爸吗?

763
00:41:06,874 --> 00:41:07,908
不是

764
00:41:12,846 --> 00:41:15,282
(你的爱人)

765
00:41:15,282 --> 00:41:16,783
这是谁?

766
00:41:16,783 --> 00:41:19,453
-我开车吧
-你确定没事吗?

767
00:41:19,453 --> 00:41:20,921
GPS一点用都没有

768
00:41:21,455 --> 00:41:24,391
我们用不着那玩意了

769
00:41:25,959 --> 00:41:26,960
你们看

770
00:41:28,695 --> 00:41:31,265
-老天!
-好亮啊!

771
00:41:33,667 --> 00:41:35,502
太阳出来了

772
00:41:45,579 --> 00:41:48,549
老虎 老虎 暴走之虎!

773
00:41:50,551 --> 00:41:54,354
老虎 老虎!

774
00:42:04,431 --> 00:42:07,901
咖喱饭来了!

775
00:42:09,603 --> 00:42:13,073
你用了我们的真名 观众要是没笑

776
00:42:13,073 --> 00:42:15,075
我一定会把你逐出师门

777
00:42:16,176 --> 00:42:18,145
虽然我心里有点不爽 但你说的很好

778
00:42:18,145 --> 00:42:21,882
谢谢 这是这个月的学费

779
00:42:21,882 --> 00:42:23,317
谢谢

780
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:29,790
这是我这个月要还的钱

781
00:42:29,790 --> 00:42:31,391
你为什么抽走了一张?

782
00:42:31,959 --> 00:42:34,061
老天 你真是慧眼如神

783
00:42:34,061 --> 00:42:36,964
既然我提供了素材 就觉得...

784
00:42:36,964 --> 00:42:38,532
别嬉皮笑脸

785
00:42:38,532 --> 00:42:40,133
对不起!

786
00:42:40,133 --> 00:42:42,903
-毕竟这钱是给阿谦的
-对

787
00:42:44,304 --> 00:42:48,141
关于那封信 那封情书

788
00:42:48,141 --> 00:42:51,478
我真的记不起写过

789
00:42:51,478 --> 00:42:53,280
-有什么所谓?
-是!

790
00:43:03,190 --> 00:43:04,491
阿谦!

791
00:43:04,491 --> 00:43:06,960
你要是再来这里

792
00:43:07,828 --> 00:43:09,796
一定要打给我 别联系阿正

793
00:43:10,864 --> 00:43:11,698
好的

794
00:43:13,533 --> 00:43:14,668
还有...

795
00:43:17,137 --> 00:43:18,038
算了

796
00:43:19,039 --> 00:43:20,073
怎么了?

797
00:43:23,443 --> 00:43:25,712
虽然已经过去了30年零几天

798
00:43:27,981 --> 00:43:29,016
但是...

799
00:43:31,418 --> 00:43:33,920
我想我仍然爱你

800
00:43:38,825 --> 00:43:39,826
阿谦

801
00:43:42,429 --> 00:43:43,430
走了

802
00:43:45,699 --> 00:43:48,568
原来情书是你写的

803
00:43:50,704 --> 00:43:53,073
-我不是让你走吗?白痴!
-抱歉 老大

804
00:44:04,584 --> 00:44:06,787
她至少应该记住这个吧

805
00:46:08,074 --> 00:46:12,045
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