# The only, only, only
# The only way is up, baby
# For you and me now
# Ooh, ooh, ooh... #
# You can bow, or you can run
# There's blood on the throne... #
How good is it, seeing these three now back talking a little bit now?
Can I be honest? This is really nice.
I'm really... I'm glad that we've got to this point,
I'm gonna be honest. Yeah.
This would never have happened, I don't think, if it was for Jodie.
A lot has been passed, and I feel like it has to get
to that point now where we all can just sit in a room.
# There's blood on the throne... #
Saffron said that while we was away,
you said that I was a mole in the camp.
I didn't say you was a mole in the camp.
I didn't say that,
but Harry was saying there's someone going back to Essex.
Six months ago, there was a few somethings said to Harry... Six?
Whatever. I thought it was three.
Six, three, nine, twelve. Oh.
That's even worse, though. Timeline's are quite crucial here.
The longer it is, the worse it is.
I don't know what was said. I said, "You don't know..."
You need to remember, Ame.
# There's blood on the throne Blood on the throne
# Let the light make known... #
Listen, can I come over? Yeah.
I don't know if I wanna speak to you to be honest with you.
We're talking about you, not to you.
I've not shown you messages in a group chat.No.
The only thing I said, it was our old Dominican group chat.
Old Dominican group chat, yeah. And the topic of conversation.
Loads of topics, did I not say that? Loads of topics.
And one of the topics was you, Joe and Junaid making friends.
That's all I've said to you. Correct.
Have I said that Elma's called you weird?
No. Who said that? Where is this coming from?
Amy has said... Oh, my God, I'm gonna go mental.
I've not said that. Amy has said to me...
You can understand why I was so upset. Of course.
And I wish you just messaged me.
Because I... You... Why would I message you
when I'm thinking you've thrown me under the bus? I haven't!
Right, you haven't, and we've cleared that up.
# You know that you wanna
# There's blood on the throne. #
Someone is lying, and I'm gonna be honest,
it's got to be you and Amy
cos you can't get your story straight, the pair of you. Right.
It's driving me insane. This is what I said to Amy.
I said there's a group chat that was set up whilst you...
It wasn't set up, though.
Yeah, sorry. And that's what I mean.
The Dominican Republic. That's probably my fault.
Because my new number was added into it,
so I was added into a group chat,
but it was an old group chat from, like, three years ago.
There was obviously a lot of gossiping going on
cos they felt the need to have a group chat that excluded me
when you could've done it in the Girlband group chat with me.
No, you'd been weird the whole trip.
We've now come back, Amy's saying to me,
you've had a problem with me for six months, but you've never said...
I've never had a problem with you for six months. Oh, my gosh.
Amy has said, "Be careful what you say to her,"
but I don't know where...
But what have you said to her for her to have that idea?
But where has the six months come from?
That's not true. That's not true. Speak to your cousin.
Do you know what's happening here?
We're deciding our stories and how we feel
and then it's getting mixed-matched...
I don't think it is, Harry.
Yeah, cos apparently, I'm calling you a mole.
Yeah, you have called me mole. Amy's told me that.
You've not even called me a mole. I could deal that.
It's a mole in the camp. Do you know how nasty that is?
That's an informant and a traitor. I never said that!
Someone needs to start owning up.
I can't live like this. I literally can't.
I said on the phone to Amy
that there was people reporting back to Essex.
That is true. That is not a lie. Right, let's just take a breath
because we don't need to be getting upset, arguing.
I don't want you upset. We all love each other here.
You don't want me upset? You didn't speak to me
for four days, Harry. What do you mean?
That's not true. It is true.
I'm telling you the truth. That is not true.
You're correcting me. I've never lied.
That is not true. I have never lied.
I've never, ever once ignored you or made you feel like anything, Elma,
so please don't say that. Yes, you have.
I'm telling you how I feel. You know what? Hold on a minute.
In Vietnam, you told me how I made you feel,
"You were sensitive."
I, for some reason, can't be sensitive.
You have hurt my feelings, didn't speak to me for four days.
You wanna lie, you do that.
I'm not lying. You did do that.
That is exactly what happened. I'm not lying.
All right, fine. I don't wanna fall out with you,
but you're pushing me to a point where there's no return.
Please. OK, let's take it down a few notches
cos it never needs to get like that. We all love each other.
So much emotion involved cos we love and care about each other.
No, it's because I'm fucked off. OK, but...
I have had one thing after another,
and the people that I should be counting on
is the people that are closest to me, supposedly,
but everyone's got a problem because I speak to everyone.
People ring me. Let me remind everyone.
People ring me. I love a chat. Mm.
We know that. It's not a secret. I love a gossip.
But to be sitting there and being told by Amy
in front of Saffron that youse have had a conversation?
OK, well, have we cleared that up now?
Yeah, me and you have cleared that up - it's not a problem.
It actually breaks my heart that I'm sitting here
in front of you with you upset. Cos I'm so frustrated!
I just wish you'd text me. No, I'm not gonna text you
when I'm thinking you've thrown me under the bus.
Listen... Why would I ever throw you under the bus?
As fucking if, Elma! I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know who... She didn't throw you under the bus.
Youse are all telling me... I'm actually getting upset.
You know what we've been through in our friendship group.
Can you imagine? And how much you have my back.
Yeah, exactly. Know what I mean?
You can imagine why I'm going so mad.
I wish you'd text me!
Why would I text you when I think you've thrown me under the bus?
I would never do that to you.
But I didn't do that to you! I didn't do that to you.
No, but it sounded like you did that to me.
I didn't. I didn't know that you had this issue
because I was none the wiser.
I thought you would've known me better.
Yes, I thought I knew you better. It didn't even cross my mind.
What is going on? Know what I mean?
We're best friends. What's going on? We need to drop this now.
It's getting too much. Why is everyone crying?
This ain't normal. I've just had enough.
I've actually had enough. What over?
What? I can't hear everything.
I was disappointed cos of what I was told by Amy.
What you thought I'd done. Yeah.
Just to clarify, I've not done
what you've just said to me that I've done.
OK, fine, and we'll just leave that there.
In this situation, Elma has done nothing wrong.
She does not bitch about any of you.
That's what Harry was trying to imply
with calling me a mole. Do you know what a mole is?
Do youse all know what a mole in the camp is?
It's an informant. No.
You need to talk to Amy. Could I have said it?
Mate, I'm not sure. Like, Elma's been in bits.
I think you have said it. Amy wouldn't sit there,
point blank, completely lying.
Why would Amy throw you under the bus?
You've not said that to me.
Sometimes, you can't think of what you said.
You wouldn't say that about Elma.
You said there is a mole in the group.
I've said there's a mole. Never referred to Elma.
Amy said it point blank. She's point blank said...
Well, I obviously need to. I can't...
I obviously need to have a conversation with Amy.
She's point blank said... TEARFULLY:No, fuck this!
This is what I've had... Go with her.
You don't understand how shit it's been.
Like, she's been told by Amy,
who's your closest person, that you've called her a mole
and that you've not trusted her for the last six months.
I, 100%, haven't said six months. Elma's head...
You need to speak to Amy.
I need to speak to Amy,
cos I think information's getting relayed very wrong. Yeah.
# Only hurts When the love bites back
# I was crazy And I wished I'd have known
# That you don't know what you got Till it's gone
# It only hurts When the love bites back... #
This reminds me of, like, my childhood,
Do you know, like, when it was Ramadan when I was a kid,
my mum would make so much food for everyone.
The whole street would come in. It was great.
The street comes in? Yeah.
Even the ones you don't like? Yeah.
No way! Crazy, isn't it?
DOORBELL RINGS, THEY MIMIC DOORBELL
Hello!
How are you? Thanks for coming.
How are you, mate? Are you well? Right, boys, come in. Welcome.
I have literally been cooking all day for youse.
Have you? Take a seat.
Come sit, boys. Make yourselves at home.
# Don't want me?
# Don't it hurt When the love bites back? #
Guys.Guys, you ain't gonna realise how stressed out Junaid has been.
Why you stressing? Get cosy. Sit back.
Be at home.
Don't make a mess. HE LAUGHS
"Get cosy..." Thank you. Cheers, guys.
Thank you so much for coming over. Oh, my God, I'm out the loop.
Right, cheers. Happy Ramadan!
Happy Ramadan. Thank you for having us.
Ramadan and a lads' night at the same time.
Proper boys' night. Come on. Love that.
What have you guys been up to? So nice to see youse after Vietnam.
I know. We went out with the boys.
I'm so sad I missed boys' night.
To their snooker, but it was actually a laugh.
Bit hurt that we didn't get an invite.
Yeah, but when did youse go pole dancing?
The same night. The same time. I reckon pole dancing was more fun.
Yeah, it was fun. Dani was there.
JOE LAUGHS Ella was there.
Why are you saying it like that? I'm just saying!
I can hear it in his voice.
No, no, no, I'm just saying. His eyes.
I can hear it, you was saying, "Dani was there."
LAUGHTER
I'm intrigued to know - obviously, in Vietnam,
you and Dani were like... I loved it cos youse were so close.
It was nice to see, to be fair. You were so happy. She was so happy.
Obviously, she was my best friend once upon a time,
and I just loved the vibe you guys had.
No, look, it's... it's been the talk of the town,
but there's nothing to hide, do you know what I mean?
Course, yeah. I mean, listen, we come back from Vietnam,
and the day after, you was out for breakfast.
It was a friendly day out, though.
I didn't get an invite.
No, neither did I, so don't feel left out.
So, a friendly breakfast?
We're like them pals who gravitate towards each other. That's...
No, I love it, and it is the month of Ramadan,
and it's all about love, peace and good vibes.
Is that what...? Is that the meaning for Ramadan?
The meaning of Ramadan is basically...
I'm obviously Muslim. Yeah.
And all Muslims around the world celebrate Ramadan to understand
how other people feel, and it's all about giving back in the month.
It's about positivity, love,
just being really grateful for everything that we've got.
It's also nice to... Cos I've not done it in about 20 years.
Really? Yeah, so it's the first time...
But doesn't the meaning of it mean
if you do it, you then get blessed back?
Course, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, when you do Ramadan,
you get so much more blessings than you ever would do
because you're really sacrificing your time
to understand how other people feel.
And like for me, in the last...
I'd say since me and Joe really settled
and we've got the house and stuff like that,
I think my life kind of started then,
which is so crazy cos like...
That's true, though. That's nice, refreshing.
For both of you, it's nice. Yeah, and it's like nice for me
to just grow up and just live my life how I've always wanted to.
It's only took 30 years, hasn't it?
LAUGHTER Only took 30 years!
31. Another ten left for you.
Actually 11. LAUGHTER
DOORBELL RINGS
Who the fuck is at my door? Oh, who's turned up?
Who's turned up? Who's turned up? What's going on?
Imagine if it's Saff.
She said she was gonna come. Did she?
Oh, my God. DANI AND SAFF:Junaid!
LAUGHTER
Oh, my God. It's only fucking Dani. There's no way. There's no way.
There's no way. LAUGHTER
We can't miss a Ramadan party, Junaid!
Boys. Hi!
Oh, my God. Joe boy!
Hello. You look lovely. Surprise!
You look insane. We're here.
Oh, my God, hey.
ALL TALK AT ONCE
Oh, my God. This is crazy. Surprise.
Shall I take my shoes off?
Come here. How are you? You all right?
The boys just come over for a bit of food. Yeah.
We was just talking Ramadan and... So Jun's cooked up a storm?
Junaid, have you made this? Babe, I've been cooking all day.
Well, this has been a mad turnout, eh?
So how have youse been? I, honestly... Great.
Look at her face. It's crazy. Where you coming, in here?
THEY LAUGH
Look at her. All right, boys?
THEY LAUGH
I... I get... I'm so happy we're here.
I know, I'm so happy youse are here.
What a pleasant surprise.
What an amazing surprise.
I thought we was having a boys' night in, but...
So what have you been up to, Dani? Do you know what?
I've been up to some really random activities.
Like? I've been screaming my emotions
in the water outside Canvey.
What? Yeah.
What's your emotion? Getting things off my chest.
Is that like a therapy thing? Apparently.
Ella told me, apparently, she had a lot to get off her chest,
and she was like, "You know what, let's scream about them,"
and it made her feel better, so.
What did you scream?
What did I scream? "Jonnie! Jonnie!"
LAUGHTER "Where's my Jonnie?!"
I don't remember. Something about being a cougar.
Oh. I can't remember the exact words.
LAUGHTER
The whole of Canvey looked at me, and I was going,
"I hate the fact that I'm being a cougar!"
Canvey wouldn't blink an eyelid, though.
LAUGHTER That is true.
They wouldn't.
# We got to stay together
# Oh, I will stick around. #
# The only way is up! #
# So, won't you give me Some sunshine in my soul
# Cutting my teeth on solid gold
# Skipping my stones On waterfalls... #
Saffy!
Elm. It looks so good!
Yeah, it's a bit of a work in progress, Elm. Right.
She's gonna be so surprised.
Looks stunning, doesn't it? It looks so good. It looks so good.
So it's not a shower. It's a bubble.
Do you get it? I get it.
Like, small affair. It's intimate.
It's a bubble. Yeah.
Lovely. Hopefully, no drama.
No, why would there be any drama, Saffron?
Well, you just never know with these lot,
but we ain't gonna burst the bubble, put it that way.
We're not bursting the bubble.
This is a really, really cute day, and Sophie's the priority.
# Get myself ready for it... #
Oh, I just love it in here. I haven't been here in ages.
No, I know. I'm fasting, so you can get the order.
All right. Lovely.
You all right, lovely?
Can I get a caramel latte and a vanilla latte, please? Thank you.
JUNAID SIGHS, JOE SIGHS
We always come here, and it's the first time
that I've actually come here, and I can't actually
have anything to eat or drink cos I'm fasting.
It is hard for you.
Which I'm really, like, jealous of you,
to actually be able to have a drink.
I'm hangry every day. You're doing a good job.
# Your life is just a game You've got to play
# Till you get old. #
Did you want Sophie to have a cream cake or a blue cake?
Oh, I'm not too... No, it's cream, blue, cream, blue.
We've got to keep the flow. OK.
ELMA LAUGHS Fine.
So what's been going on, Elm? Oh, what's been going on?
I see Harry. Well, I see Amber and Harry, actually...
Actually, I saw Livvy, Beck, Amber and Harry.
We went out for drinks, dinner, whatever it was,
didn't end up being much, to be honest.
Oh, you see all the girls. Did Courtney go?
Yeah, Courtney came, and I just had to speak to Amber
about basically what Amy had said, because...
Oh, the group chat mole? Yeah. Yeah, the group chat mole.
So, are you and Amber all right? Amber got really upset.
Cos she knows she's guilty. No... No, I don't think so.
I think it was more so... Well, she's the one that spoke.
Cos Amy ain't psychic.
It's true. It is true.
So, someone somewhere is not telling the truth.
Do you believe that? I would like to...
She got really upset. I'd like to think...
Yeah, I do believe it. Come on, Elm.
It ain't all Harry's fault, and it ain't all Amy's fault.
I think it's all collectively all of their faults, to be honest.
Well, yeah, but at the end of the day,
it is quite disappointing that if Amber is owning
that she slagged Harry off and told him a few home truths
or whatever, and she's told him to his face, fine.
Like, she's covered her own back, but what about your back?
Do you get what I mean?
Now you're left picking up the pieces, for what?
Cos she's decided to open her mouth
and go, "Oh, it's strange how you..."
But the thing is, I'm not bothered about the fact
that it was said because I did say it,
That was what I was most... But you were bothered about it
because someone's aired your information.
Yeah, but I was more bothered about the fact...
In your safe space. Yeah, but more so it made it seem
that it was just me that had a comment about Harry,
but it wasn't. Oh, yeah, fair enough
if she said what she said about him.
Like, you can't knock her for that, but at the end of the day,
I still think it's all a bit of a cop-out.
Is Amy lying? Who...? Amy's not lying.
You keep saying that. She's not psychic.
She knows about the Dominican group chat.
I don't. I didn't know that.
But then Harry's saying, "I've never said that to Amy."
But course he has. This will be interesting, then,
cos I actually didn't wanna focus on that today.
Amy's definitely not lying. ELMA LAUGHS
Amy's just passed on the information,
that she keeps doing,
and is probably getting herself in a right sticky situation.
You're right. It's not Amy. It's Harry, then.
And then he's backtracking when he's realised.
When it's coming out. Yeah.
That's what I'm saying, because he doesn't own...
his toenails on his feet.
I was furious.
Actually, so he ain't gonna own that.
# This is the way That you came to me
# A getaway car with keys in it Down the street... #
Hello. Hello.
It's like a wedding. Ha, look at the cakes.
I know.
Oh, my God. Hello!
Well done. Yeah. Beautiful.
# Did you want half of me? #
Aw, this is so cute!
Dansi-girl!
This is unbelievable.
Oh, the picture, I'm obsessed. That is so cute.
Are these for us? Yeah.
What? Yeah. Bloody hell, you've gone all out.
You've got us goody bags. Yeah, yeah.
Saffron, you've done really well. Saffy!
Oh, we should all wear it in our hair.
# And a head full of nothing A dream without sleep
# A promise that I would hurt Everybody that I ever meet. #
Ladies.
ALL:Surprise! SOPHIE SCREAMS
SOPHIE LAUGHS Welcome to your baby bubble!
Aw, this is lovely. Oh, my God, youse look so nice.
I feel like youse are my bridesmaids.
Yeah, well, we feel honoured. Aw, I love you girls so much.
You look gorgeous. There's just flowers everywhere.
Flowers. ALL TALK AT ONCE
This is your seat. What is it, then?
It's like a wedding. A baby bubble.
Like a wedding (!) A baby bubble.
Is this what happens in Essex, baby bubbles and that?
Baby shower's a bit much. Yeah.
No, you know what, I said... Baby bubble.
After the gender reveal, I couldn't...
The baby shower was just too overwhelming.
I don't know if I can do it.
And not everyone can mix together, so it's a bubble.
I have heard, uh-huh.
Yeah, it's just a bubble, not a party.
Like being in COVID again, isn't it?
LAUGHTER Aw, this is so lovely.
Everyone looks beautiful. It still doesn't even feel real.
It's such a weird thing being pregnant, like.
But you still are quite small.
She is. Tiny.
I'm gonna be honest, like -
being able to get out and about and be able to see youse
and just feel dressed up and, like, get a bit glam,
that's got us through. It helps.
LAUREN LAUGHS
It's Jordan's birthday tomorrow, so he's out with the lads today,
he's went go-karting, and then they all going for beers and stuff,
but tomorrow, we're going away for the night, me and him.Aw!
It's gonna be like a UK babymoon,
and then we're going to the Maldives next week.
Oh, my God, unbelievable. Stunning. Lovely.
Come on. I know. No, I know. I know.
Baby bubble. Baby bubble.
UK babymoon. UK babymoon.
And then the Maldives. Maldives.
I know, I know. Listen, I am grateful.
No, what I'm saying is now, though, is that at least
you're gonna be busy. You're on it.
I just wanted to say that...
Oh, speech. A little speech.
Go on. GLASS TINKLES
THEY SQUEAL
Erm, we love you very much. Aw!
And we are so happy for you.
Aw, thank you. You look absolutely beautiful.
I know it's been a difficult ride, and I know you've really struggled,
but we're all here to support you. Oh, I love youse.
And we love you loads, and this is your little day,
just nice and private, your baby bubble. Mm-hm.
And, yeah, we just wanna have a good time.
Honestly, girls, when I first moved down,
it was hard, I really did struggle, and as soon as...
I was like, "You know what?
"These girls are really here for us, and I love them."
As soon as I started to do that, I was like,
"Oh, my God, I've actually got a little family in Essex."You do.
You are our family, and you're gonna be the best mum ever.
And your baby's Essex, so...
Cheers to me being part of... Let's do a little cheers.
..all the Essex aunties now. Yeah. Yeah.
Cheers. Let's not forget, you're having an Essex boy.
Oh, I'm having an Essex... I'm gonna...
He's gonna be the best Essex green flag boy ever.
# Night after night now Night after night
# So, this is emptiness
# Part of the game, I guess... #
HARRY SCREAMS
DAN: Whoa!
Oh!
Oh, no, you've all overtook me!
Oh, no!
No! No!
JOE: Whoa! HE LAUGHS
HARRY SCREAMS
JORDAN LAUGHS
Aw, mate, every fucking time.
# God knows what I've become
# Cos every cold And dark, deserted room... #
HARRY:Argh!
Get away from me. Argh!
JOSH LAUGHS Fuck's sake.
# Night after night now Night after night... #
What's its name, the tortoise and the...?
The tortoise and the slug, or whatever he is, I'm the slug.
JORDAN LAUGHS
Whoo. Whoa!
What's the rush? Take the time, boys.
DIAGS LAUGHS
Listen, I wanna say,
thank you, everybody, for coming for my birthday.
THEY CHEER
Well done to third place, second place,
and thank you for letting... And to first place.
Thank you for letting me win! CHEERING
# Walked this road before
# I can't ever let you Out my sight. #
Ella Ray!
Hello. You look so cute.
You look beautiful. Love the new hair.
Thank you. How are you? Good.
The other night, we had a little dinner with the boys.
I see. Cute. It was honestly so lovely.
Well, it was unexpected as well, cos we had the boys round,
then all of a sudden, there was a knock on the door.
Oh, my God, Ella!And it was Saffron and Dani just rocked up.
Yeah, I see this. Had no idea. It was lovely, though.
What a full circle moment. Had...
I know. I never thought I'd have Dani in our house.
Yeah, it was good vibes. Really good vibes.
Yeah, I bet it was nice to, like...
sort of break that awkwardness, do you know what I mean?
Not that there is awkwardness between you and Dani,
but now she's come to your house, like, it's great!
Every interaction, I think, with Dani,
it's getting better and better. Yeah.
Obviously, listen,
there's a lot going on with Girlband and everyone else,
which, for once, we're actually not involved in
or know the true extent of what's going on.
But all I can say is... You're happy about it.
What do you mean? Can tell it, on your face.
I'm not happy a... To be fair, I am with you on that.
I do kinda get quite happy when they all do row and argue.
Well, they never do.
Well, no, but I like that there's friction in the group, I love it.
Do you know why I love it? At the same time, as well,
it shows that they have a normal friendship
because it's normal to argue.
I think they keep so much information in about each other
that they don't say, and it keeps in group,
but as soon as there's a crack, the crack gets bigger.
Sorry, can I say one thing, though, cos sorry...
You're a poet. I know!
Yeah, I love the... love the analogy there.
I just think them girls have had so much to say
about everyone else over the years,
and I think, for once, karma's coming back to get them
because they are disbanding.
So, Rate My Plate tonight.
Right, what's going on? Tell us the plans.
Dinner party. Right.
Rate My Plate. Love that.
Who's coming?You two, me, Dani, Lauren, Jodie, Harry.
OK. Right. Yeah?
Yeah. That's absolutely fine with me.
No, look, I think it will be absolutely fine with Harry there.
Absolutely. I mean, there's no bad vibes from us.
It'll be nice to see him and have a catch up, see if he's OK.
I mean, if that's the case, I think...
I shall make a creamy chicken pasta. SHE LAUGHS
No, cos your creamy chicken pasta is unreal, Junaid.
Yeah. Is that a dig?
No! It's actually... I think it's...
It's the battle of the creamy pastas, back again
No, I don't even think... LAUGHTER
# You're a real hot head With a body to match
# I'm throwing out a line Cos I'm hoping to catch
# Your joie de vivre Is sweet to me, baby
# My cinnamon... #
Right. Oh, well, I'm off.
Are youse gonna come back? We'll come back!
We're going to the bar and the toilet.It's my party!
# My cinnamon My cinnamon. #
I didn't really wanna speak here, to be honest,
cos I just didn't think it was the time or the place.
Yeah, but I'm with you now, so you need to talk to me.
How you feeling? Tell me. If I'm honest, Ame,
I didn't actually have anything more to say to you
because I feel like, don't get me wrong,
I see Harry, didn't I, and I was in such a state.
He was literally denying everything.
He said he never mentioned the group chat,
said he didn't ignore me for four days.
It just felt like he denied absolutely everything.
And I felt like after me and Saff had spoke to you,
I feel like I was getting a bit of direction.
Like, OK, he's upset about the "weird" comment,
fine, I did say that.
Since then, I found that I said "strange" rather than "weird",
But I thought, "Right, OK, well, I addressed it with Amber."
Amber's saying to me, "I never said this."
It's a lot of "I never said, I never said."
So I literally lost my head and I was like,
"You and Amy can't get your story straight, Harry."
It's so frustrating because it's just one thing after another.
You can imagine my frustration. Right.
Maybe I've relayed certain things wrong,
and I hold my hands up to that, whatever.
But I don't also think it's just you.
I think Harry's probably just said things to you
in anger, in impulse. Yeah.
And that's what you've relayed.
I'm trying to relay things, and I think, "OK..."
I think the whole thing about this is the group chat.
I feel like I've pulled my hair out.
I'm gonna get upset. It's so stupid.
I'm so over. Don't get upset. It's me. Talk to me.
It's so hard for me.
It's so hard because me and Harry are literally family,
I'm always gonna have his back. I know, babe.
I'm not expecting you not to, but at the end of the day,
he needs to start taking accountability, Ame,
and that is what it boils down to.
I say sorry for every time I hurt someone else's feelings,
every time I get someone in a state.
He hasn't even messaged me to see if I was upset or if I'm OK.
Even if you wanna sit here, and I know you're gonna defend him,
Ame, at the end of the day, he's run back to you
and told you things in confidence,
and that has been relayed back and forth.
He's now denying everything he said to you.
I'm going, "Either Amy's lying or Harry's lying."
You're both liars at this point.
I have not told one fib. But listen, listen.
Everything I've said, I've stood by. You both need to sort this out now.
Mm. Well, he doesn't have to worry about that any more, I don't think.
But me and you are never gonna fall out.
I'm not falling out with you, I'm just annoyed.
Hand on my heart, listen,
you might not ever get over this, you and Harry, by the way,
you might never get over this, but however,
what I'm telling you now, you need to listen to Harry
and Harry needs to listen to you - cut the shit and just go from there.
I listened to Harry. He denied everything, Ame.
Where do you go from here? I don't. I don't go anywhere.
# Ooh-hoo
# I'm mad about this girl But she's gonna make me spiral. #
# The only way is up! #
# I'd be lying if I said I didn't need
# To get lost sometimes
# I took a couple wrong turns
# But I learned The right ones are harder to find
# Cos nights like this
# Could be the ones that make us
# Nights like this... #
Jordan's birthday! CHEERING
Lads, lads.
Oh, fuck! LAUGHS
# Make us Nights like this... #
Yay! There's a birthday in the house!
Birthday in the house! LAUGHTER
Right, listen, as I won, I will buy the next round.
Yay!
ALL:Cheers.
# Do you feel like a fake When you're lying awake
# Just making sense of it all?
# Does that voice in your head... # This looks cute.
# Turn your yellows to reds And set you up for a fall? #
Hi, girlies. Hello, my angels.
Hi, darlings, how are you? You OK?
How are you? Hello. Hello. Hello.
Oh, God. Air kisses. Mwah, mwah, mwah.
Got your DCs. But I was thinking, "Do the girls not want cocktails?"
I'm just having a cocktail, why not?
# Cos nights like this Could be the ones that make us
# On nights like these On nights like these. #
CHEERING
# I can't touch, I'm torn
# I'm all out of faith... # Go on, James!
# This is how I feel... # 'Ey!
# I'm cold and I am shamed Lying naked on the floor. #
# Tell me why Ain't nothin' but a heartache
# Tell me why. #
# Uh-uh-oh, go totally crazy
# Forget I'm a lady
# Men's shirts, short skirts Uh-uh-oh. #
# And after all... #
Yeah! Go on, Joe!
# You're my wonderwall. #
# Sweet Caroline
# Ba-ba-ba!
# To believe they never could
# Sweet Caroline. #
Yeah!
CHEERING Come on!
Boys, I'll be honest, yeah,
I was a little bit disappointed with you both today.Why?
I thought, "My guys, they're coming,
"we're go-karting, there's loads of us there..."
I thought they were at least gonna be in, maybe, the top six.
I think I was top seven. LAUGHTER
Do you know what it is, I was looking for the clutch.
How's he talking about...?
Mate, there's a pedal and a brake, that's it.
I ain't been go-karting in years, though, like.
I'm annoyed that he beat me, to be honest.
I ain't happy about it. Yeah, James beat you, mate.
I don't know how that happened.
You come third, mate, you was no good as us, mate.
I was clear. No-one was near me.
We got given the shit karts, that's all it was. Yeah.
Yeah, we'll go with that.
# So what do you want from me?
# What do you need?
# Can you say something?
# Say something. #
It's been a lot, this weekend.
Aw, God. I've literally been ill from it.
No, it's stressful.
Yeah, it's mental. Thank you.
Some appetisers. Bao buns.
Thank you.
We ordered loads of bits to share. Oh, gorgeous. Gorgeous.
Picky bits.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Thank you. How are we?
I might have to have a bite. I'm starving.
We've just been having a debrief about the other night.
Yeah, cos that was just chaos. Like, chaotic.
It was a lot, the whole thing. I've never seen Elma like that ever.
No.Never, ever. Same.
I don't know what's wrong with her at the minute.
When I'm actually deeping it, I just don't understand what the actual...
what has been said that is making everything so bad.
I just feel like it's a lot of "he say, she say"
and no-one... Even the other night. cos emotions were so rife,
I feel like none of us got to the bottom of actually who said what,
what's been said.
Cos Harry's denied it, completely denied it.
So I'm so confused. Which I think, sometimes,
I feel like we're all pretty good at taking accountability.
If he has said it, it's fine, just own up to it.
Because now it's making Amy look silly for mentioning it,
Elma's thinking she's going crazy because she's hearing this stuff
about her friend, and then everyone's going,
"He's never said that." What is that one?
Amy wouldn't say it... Truffle beef. Oh, thank you.
I don't know, I just don't believe Amy would say it for no reason.
But then why is she saying that she's not said it?
I'm so confused.
See, I haven't spoke to her for ages myself, with Elma.
Like, since Vietnam, I didn't speak to her in Vietnam.
Obviously, we've been friends for years,
and I haven't spoke to her for ages, and I thought the other night,
she was just, yeah, weird.
It weren't... It's not nice, seeing her like that.
I don't think any of us are perfect here, know what I mean?
No, but I didn't... But it doesn't take away the fact
that we are friends and that we care about each other, at all.
The reason I didn't reach out
is because I'm not gonna keep giving certain energy
when I'm not getting it.
So if I feel like I've not been supported,
I'm not gonna keep going out of my way,
using my precious energy which I can put into other things
on people that are not returning the same energy.
We're all friends and we love each other,
and more in-depth conversations need to be had with certain people.
I just think accountability needs to be had,
people need to say what they've said and then address it, apologise,
and hopefully move on from it.
# And when you looked at me You saw the light
# But now you've turned away
# Hallelujah, hallelujah
# Hallelujah... #
I wanna see you drink it.
Wait, I feel like we're at uni. Ready?
Go on. Oh, it stinks, don't it?
Drink it. Glug it like you're on a date.
Big glug, big glug, and say, "Lads, lads, lads."
JORDAN LAUGHS Come on.
Lads, lads, one of the lads. Wahey!
Let's go, boys. Doo-doo-doo-doo!
# You used to hold me In a holy place
# But now, you've lost your faith. #
Yesterday, I was singing.
The little Edgars... I had my event yesterday,
my done my Lovetown yesterday.
He's text me, Joe,
"Can't believe you didn't invite me."
Text him, "Sorry, mate, over-21s, you're bang in trouble."
What was I supposed to say to him? No, you wasn't honest.
It's all about being honest. It was over-55s.
It ain't over-55s! Listen... You're doing over-50s, you are.
It was... It was grab-a-granny.
No, oi, listen, thank you for coming, though.
How much fun have we had? Obviously... Give us a kiss.
Come here. ..my last birthday before I have a baby...
Honestly. ..which is mental.
I've said throughout this whole thing
that I'm not nervous at all.
I think the nerves are slowly starting to kick in.
Course it is, it will do.
You obviously are a dad, you've done it twice.
Yeah. You know what I mean?
They're the best thing that ever happens,
but you still gotta have your time with the boys
because you need to keep it healthy.
Soph's planned a lovely weekend away for the pair of us.
I don't know where we're going yet. Nice.
We're taking the dog. And I am probably,
I swear on my fucking life, the happiest man in the world right now.
Course. And touch wood, it fucking lasts forever
because it's so good.
But listen, I am a little bit worried about you,
and I don't actually know what is going on. Are you OK?
Have you seen Elma, Courtney? Yeah, so, I see the girls last week.
We all went for, like, drinks.
A thing happened in Vietnam with Elma,
and Courtney at the time as well.
I saw Amy, we went for a curry, and Amy, I'll be honest with you,
Amy, your sister, your cousin,
is not the best at explaining stories,
cos I was so fucking lost when she tried to explain it.
She was talking about someone's called someone else a gossip
and I didn't really get the gist.
Yeah, no, I have called Elma a gossip.
Right. And have you told Elma that? Yeah.
So you've been open with that. Yeah.
I've told her a couple of times now.
Do you know what it is, I feel bad because I watched her,
the other day, cry, so now I wanna just hug her
and I wanna sit with her and just talk to her.
But I feel like when there's so many of us all around...
No, do it, then, just youse two.
You need to reach out to her, you need to pick up the phone.
I wanna make this right now. Pick up the phone.
Sometimes you gotta swallow your pride and say sorry.
The thing is, how would you honestly feel,
deep down, if she, like, just cut it?
I honestly will be gutted if me and Elma never talk again.
Like, I actually will be gutted. I will be distraught.
Like, listen, Elma has been such a big part...
You've been close for ages. ..of my life for the last few years.
Mate, she was one of the ones who brought you round my house
when you was at your lowest - it was me, you, Elma and my mum.
Remember that? You need to remember that.
I dunno, I feel really sad about the whole situation.
I am fucking sad about the situation.
But how honest you have just stood there and been with me and Wills,
that's what you need to say to Elma, that's how it's gotta work.
Definitely. I love Elma and I'm gutted that we're doing this.
You and Elma is all that matters, right?
"Elma, I'm sorry."
And whatever she does with that is on Elma.
OK.
# We don't talk about anything Any more. #
# The only way is up! #
One, two, three. Go!
Oh!
DOORBELL RINGS
Right, someone's at the door. Can I wrestle you?
Hey! Bubs.
Hiya. You OK? Mwah!
It's Uncle Harry! Hello.
All right, H? All right, Bill.
I am really good at football, believe it or not. Are you?
Come on then, H, right.
I'm really good now I'm one of the lads. Go for it.
Ready? Go on. All you, hon.
Oh, that was really good. Oh! That was a good shot.
Good girl. Wow!
All the way.
All the way, all the way. MILLIE:All the way through!
One, two, three.
Oh, nearly! Ready?
Oh, and again! Ready?
CHEERING
LAUGHTER Rarrrr!
See you in a minute. Bye.
See you in a minute.
I spoke to Jordan yesterday at the bar,
going over everything that's been going on with, like, me and Elma.
I kinda feel like he's knocked a bit of sense into me.
He's like, "Harry, why on earth are you gonna fall out with someone
"over a group chat and a bit of gossip?
"She's been your mate for years."
I feel a bit sad, only because I could actually lose her as a friend.
I feel, actually, really bad about it now.
I never, ever in a million years thought I'd be falling out with Elma
the way I've fell out with her.
I had a massive part to play, I know that.
I'm not sitting here going, "I'm perfect."
I have definitely relayed information definitely wrong.
Yeah. I've gotta hold my hands up.
That's just me hearing some stuff and I'm thinking,
"OK, has that been said like that?"
I don't know. I wasn't in Vietnam, I don't know, Harry.
Listen, there's obviously been a massive mix-up
for... for me to be sitting with the girls and Amber's crying,
then Elma's saying I've called her a mole
and I've not trusted her for six months.
There has been a major, major miscommunication in everything.
And listen, you weren't in Vietnam, you're listening to me
and then you're listening to someone else,
so you can't blame yourself for that, it's not your problem.
I'm gonna hold my hands up and take some responsibility
cos at the end of the day, this is my mess.
I'm gonna send flowers as, like, an olive branch
and, I think, let the dust settle.
Definitely.And I think when the time's right, we'll talk.
Proud of you. Thanks.
I'm not perfect. I know I'm not.
Harry, I'm not perfect. A lot of fuck-ups.
I'm glad I've spoke to Jordan cos I feel like...
he did knock that sense into me to make me realise
who your friends are, Harry.
But whilst I was at the bar, cos obviously I was talking to Jordan,
my phone went off, and I thought, "Oh, look, who's that?"
Looked at it, I had a text message from Ella.
Oh, OK. Like...
She sent me a message saying, like,
she's hosting a dinner party tomorrow
where everyone's gotta come and prepare something.
So she's like, "You're on starters." Lovely.
I think they're doing, like, a "rate my dinner" thing. Yeah.
So at first, I was like, "That's really lovely,
"I'd like to go, I haven't seen her for a little while."
But then my mind went straight to... I know what you're gonna, say.
What am I gonna say?
Well, who's gonna be there? Exactly.
But then I thought, you know what, I'm not gonna go in straight away
and be like, "Is Joe and Junaid there?"
Cos that looks like I've got some sort of issue.
So then I kind of said,
"How many people shall I prepare this starter for?"
I was like... She said, like, "I think six or seven."
Erm... Six, seven.
LAUGHTER
So it'd be me... Me... Sorry.
You, Dani, Ella, Lauren,
Joe, Junaid... and you.
And Jodie. Oh, and Jodie.
I'm gonna say Jodie as well. OK.
What? Personally...
What? ..why would you go?
Why, cos they're there? Why would you go?
But do you not think cos I've said to 'em, like, I wanna be civil...
Yeah, but it's being civil and it's, like, literally,
you can say hello to 'em, but have you gotta go for dinner
and sit with 'em and have a chat about life in general? No.
Mm. I think it's still awkward.
No, listen, there will always be an awkward vibe between us.
I feel like I still have to set some sort of boundary.
Yeah, and I think be civil, lovely, and say hello to 'em, whatever,
but going all for dinner... Yeah.
..not really for you, hon. No.
Well, is it Prosecco o'clock, then?
I'm not being funny, this weather is screaming, "Get me to the pub."
The twins are definitely having a nap,
we can have a little glass of Prosecco out here.
Lovely. Perfect.
# It's on the tip of your tongue It's like a loaded gun
# Don't wanna ruin it all Before we've even begun
# It's on the tip of your tongue It's like a loaded gun... #
Oh, this is so cute. It's like we're getting married.
They better appreciate all this hard work.
What is this in aid of? So, it's Rate My Plate.
Yeah. What are you in charge of?
Dessert. Stun.
All right. Fucking hell!
That looks so cute.
Do you know what, if it all goes wrong,
I think I'll just do table displays. JODIE LAUGHS
GASPS
What side's the cutlery supposed to be on?
Fork is on the left, knife is on the right.Right.
The hostess with the mostest.
I love it, it looks so good. It looks so good.
We smashed it just in time.
No, we actually did. JODIE GIGGLES
DOORBELL RINGS
I'll get the door. I'll get the drinks.
Ooh, I'm excited! Eeee!
No, I'm excited
cos I've never actually had any of your food before.
Yeah, unreal. Ah! Ah, welcome!
The Jode-ito. Oh, my God, this is so bougie!
How cute is it?
Where do I put all the ingredients? Let's put it up here.
Oh, how cute! Hey, hey, hey!
How are youse?
Oh, my God, this is so nice! Hello.
You OK? Yeah, good. Are you OK?
What's this? This is a virgin one for you.
Oh, my God, thank you so much.
You don't drink any more?
It's Ramadan, bitch. Sorry.
LAUGHTER
Oh, hello! She's had a glass of wine!
Welcome to Rate My Plate night. Rate My Plate.
Oh, wow, I love that. I know. Exciting.
Love this. Was actually supposed to be seven of us,
but Harry's not coming. Oh, shut up.
He didn't say why.
I was literally like, "I hope everything's OK. Are you OK?"
He was like, "I'm good, see you soon."Oh.
We'll split his drink between us all, yeah? Yeah.
Cheers, guys. ALL:Cheers!
Whoo! Cheersy, cheersy.
Thank you, Jodie, for the first course.
They were amazing, wasn't they, guys?
That was great. No, I actually really loved that drink.
That was unreal.
Right, so, Harry and Dani were actually on starters.Oh.
But Harry's no longer here, so Joe and Junaid, mains.Yeah.
Stunning. We're under control. Yeah, and me and Lauren are on desserts.
Lovely. Ooh.
So at the end of the night, whoever wins gets a prize.Ooh.
Exciting. So be nice. What's the prize?
Well, you gotta wait and see. I better win.
You'd better get your arse in the kitchen, girl, cos I'm starving.
Shall I go now? ALL:Yeah.
No pressure. I'm on my own. You're fine!
My companion let me down. What a shame. I believe in you.
Does anyone wanna go and help? Who's on the drinks?
To be fair, I've got this. Can I have a soft drink?
Jodie's the drink girly. Who's the drink girly?
Should I bring over some wine? Please.
That'd be great. And have you got any soft drinks?
Lemonade? Danielle.
Oh, my God, you made me jump. HE LAUGHS
LAUGHING:What? Right, if you just shh.
Oh? Cos I'm pretending I've bought this.
Cooking a starter is a bit much,
but when you've got something like this,
I don't think you can go wrong.
I love to see them two together.
I know. Same. I do, I really love it.
Harry's just text me. Saying what?What?
Saying, "Hey, Dani, hope youse are all having a nice night."
That's nice. Then he's gone, "Didn't want to leave you without a starter,
"so I've sent some caviar and nuggets for you to serve."
Shut up! I'll take the caviar. "Hopefully we can catch up soon."
The delivery's here.
I'm so con... I can't keep up for... DANI GASPS
Cheap nuggets?
I can't believe he's sent caviar, and he don't even like fish.
Are youse eating already? Well, no, I've just... Sorry.
So hungry. Now your point's gonna go down by one.
Not a bit of me, but... HE WHEEZES
Why? Not a bit of me.
The caviar or the nuggets? I've wanted to try these for so long,
so thanks. I wanna try one...
I never knew that this was a thing. Neither did I.
ELLA: It's a Dubai thing.
Well, when you're ready, I will try one.
To start off with, Dani has got canapes. Canapes.
Oh, my God. So caviar...
Oh! I have to get a photo. I'll send it to him.
Send it to him right now, Ella. Oh, my God, I'm gonna.
I'm nervous. Send it to him right now.
I don't want him to think we're digging him out.No.
ALL:Ooh! Cheers, girly.
PHONE BUZZES Oh, he's messaged me.
What? I wanna know what the issue is. I sent a photo, didn't I?
He might as well just come. He's doing the rounds.
"That's OK, enjoy them. Have a nice night."
Ah, bless him. I think he's being nice.
So why is he not here, then? Mm.
You two. Joking. Yeah.
No, I think it is. It probably is.
Do you know what, I actually feel bad that...
He's a little bit let down, like...
Because you wish the energy stayed the same at home. Mm.
Absolutely, yeah.
At the end of the day, granted, I never ever left Vietnam
thinking we were ever gonna be the best of friends again.
I just liked we got to a point where it was civil,
and I liked the fact that maybe when we're in a group situation,
we could be around each other. What I don't understand is, though,
he point-blank turned round, said to you on nights out that we had,
he sat there and said to you,
"You missed our friendship, I've missed our friendship."
You don't say that to someone
that you don't really wanna talk to that much. Mm.
No, of course, and that probably was...
We was on a night out, there was, do you know what I mean,
a lot of drink involved, maybe he felt a certain type of way
at that time, but...
Yeah, but I told youse earlier this was gonna happen, didn't I? Mm!
I was like, "Look, it's probably... "Let's see if he comes.
"If he doesn't come, it's because of a lot of outside noise."
# Eye for an eye Feed our appetites
# We'll be moonstruck lunatics Caught on the dark side. #
Do you fancy Elma?
I told Elma she's a good-looking girl.
Is he kicking? Yeah. He can hear his Essex aunties.
Hello, darling, Aunty Becks is here! JORDAN LAUGHS
When you have little bickers or fall-outs with Harry,
you never know what version you're gonna get.
Elma thinks I've gone, "Harry, here you go, have a look,"
which I categorically haven't.
"Next year, I'll be snuggled up in your arms."
I ain't gonna be able to read this. Fucking hell.
Oh, hello. All right? Oh.
# The only, only, only, only Only, only, only, only
# The only way is up, baby
# For you and me now
# The only way is up, baby
# For you and me now
# Ooh, ooh, ooh. #
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