1 00:00:16,997 --> 00:00:19,795 Kate Reddy? I've known her six years. 2 00:00:19,933 --> 00:00:21,594 Smartest girl I know. 3 00:00:21,735 --> 00:00:23,669 And a heart of gold, too. 4 00:00:23,804 --> 00:00:26,739 All us working mothers feel like we're spinning 50 plates 5 00:00:26,873 --> 00:00:29,364 in they air at once, but Kate, you can give her ten more plates, 6 00:00:29,509 --> 00:00:31,670 all the size of manhole covers, and she just keeps going. 7 00:00:31,812 --> 00:00:34,406 Big report due the next day at work, done. 8 00:00:34,548 --> 00:00:37,540 Sew some extra fairy wings on for Emily's recital, she's doing it. 9 00:00:37,684 --> 00:00:41,711 Last minute in-laws show up, she can do it without mixing vodka and Xanax. 10 00:00:41,855 --> 00:00:44,085 It's amazing. I'm telling you, she's amazing. 11 00:00:48,228 --> 00:00:51,720 For all of us moms, there comes a time when you almost don't pull it off, 12 00:00:51,865 --> 00:00:56,359 and, um, for Kate, that was those three months last winter. 13 00:00:56,503 --> 00:00:59,939 And all that trouble started with the bake sale. 14 00:01:01,041 --> 00:01:02,906 [chuckling] Did she tell you about the bake sale? 15 00:01:03,610 --> 00:01:05,805 [Kate] Oh, my God, the kindergarten bake sale. 16 00:01:05,946 --> 00:01:06,742 [phone beeps] 17 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:09,405 I had just flown home to Boston from a business trip. 18 00:01:09,549 --> 00:01:14,043 But then I got the reminder from Emily's school about the bake sale. 19 00:01:15,822 --> 00:01:18,290 I promised Emily that I'd make something homemade 20 00:01:18,425 --> 00:01:20,859 and I was prepared to stay up all night to do it. 21 00:01:20,994 --> 00:01:24,555 But the deli was out of baking supplies. 22 00:01:27,234 --> 00:01:31,500 This pie was going to be homemade if it was the last thing I did. 23 00:01:33,173 --> 00:01:35,437 Why did I care? Well, first of all, 24 00:01:35,575 --> 00:01:40,512 the other mothers are like a tiny army of mini Martha Stewarts. 25 00:01:40,647 --> 00:01:42,842 Their contributions would look perfect. 26 00:01:42,983 --> 00:01:45,008 Their daughters would feel proud. 27 00:01:45,152 --> 00:01:47,882 I just wanted Em to feel the same way. 28 00:01:48,021 --> 00:01:51,548 I'm trying to preVent the newsflash, 20 years from now. 29 00:01:51,691 --> 00:01:56,128 Friends trace the start of Emily Reddy's mental problems to a school bake sale 30 00:01:56,263 --> 00:01:59,130 where her mother, a shadowy presence in her life, 31 00:01:59,266 --> 00:02:01,734 humiliated her in front of her classmates. 32 00:02:03,470 --> 00:02:06,132 [Kate] I was not gonna let Emily down. 33 00:02:08,642 --> 00:02:11,076 [moaning] Spread out, spread out, spread out... 34 00:02:11,211 --> 00:02:12,644 Bigger, bigger, bigger... 35 00:02:19,019 --> 00:02:21,613 [Kate] You don't understand. I still remember the looks I got 36 00:02:21,755 --> 00:02:25,782 in 1974, when my mother sent me to the school bake sale 37 00:02:25,926 --> 00:02:28,588 with two cans of sliced peaches. 38 00:02:39,873 --> 00:02:41,534 You made a pie. 39 00:02:41,675 --> 00:02:44,143 - Hi! - Hi, welcome home. 40 00:02:44,277 --> 00:02:48,338 Thanks. I... I thought maybe the powdered sugar would help. 41 00:02:48,482 --> 00:02:51,144 [chuckles] No. No, we're way past help on this. 42 00:02:51,284 --> 00:02:54,879 Come to bed. Listen, we got Chips Ahoy here. 43 00:02:55,021 --> 00:02:56,682 We can throw these in her backpack. She'll be good to go. 44 00:02:56,823 --> 00:02:58,017 Are you kidding me? 45 00:02:58,158 --> 00:03:00,820 Do you have any idea what those dietetically correct mothers 46 00:03:00,961 --> 00:03:04,590 would do if I brought cookies with high fructose corn syrup and salt? 47 00:03:04,731 --> 00:03:07,131 Oh, my God, that sounds really good. Can I have like a little...? 48 00:03:07,267 --> 00:03:08,757 Mm... 49 00:03:09,536 --> 00:03:12,130 - Mm! Yeah. - Hm? See? 50 00:03:12,272 --> 00:03:15,901 - You worry too much. - Well, you know, I just... 51 00:03:16,042 --> 00:03:18,636 I just want Emily to feel proud of what she brings to the bake sale. 52 00:03:18,778 --> 00:03:20,837 I don't want her to feel different from the other kids because her mother 53 00:03:20,981 --> 00:03:23,211 has to travel for work, you know? I just... 54 00:03:23,350 --> 00:03:27,150 - I want her to know I tried. - All right, I take it back. 55 00:03:27,287 --> 00:03:29,278 Those are nice things to want for her. 56 00:03:30,857 --> 00:03:33,883 - [man] Hey, how was Phoenix? - Oh, it was fine. 57 00:03:34,027 --> 00:03:37,622 You know, airport, taxi, meeting, 58 00:03:37,764 --> 00:03:41,325 hotel, meeting, taxi, airport. 59 00:03:42,469 --> 00:03:45,632 You must, be, uh... exhausted. 60 00:03:45,772 --> 00:03:50,141 Oh! Well... a little. 61 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:54,908 But not completely. 62 00:03:55,048 --> 00:03:56,379 [♪ Betty Everett: "Shoop Shoop"] 63 00:03:56,516 --> 00:03:58,381 ♪ Does he loVe me? I wanna know 64 00:03:58,518 --> 00:04:00,110 [Kate] I'm not one of those wiVes who doesn't 65 00:04:00,253 --> 00:04:01,880 wanna haVe sex with her husband. 66 00:04:02,022 --> 00:04:04,422 I still think he's the cutest guy I know. 67 00:04:04,558 --> 00:04:08,858 His adorable little frown lines, his seaweed-colored eyes, 68 00:04:08,995 --> 00:04:12,055 the way he smells after a shower. 69 00:04:12,198 --> 00:04:14,359 There's just one problem. 70 00:04:14,501 --> 00:04:15,661 ♪ It's in his kiss ♪♪ 71 00:04:15,802 --> 00:04:21,434 - [music stops] - [snoring] 72 00:04:54,207 --> 00:04:56,198 [laughs] 73 00:05:12,892 --> 00:05:16,828 [Kate] A recent study showed that 64 percent of women with young children 74 00:05:16,963 --> 00:05:18,931 don't sleep through the night. 75 00:05:19,065 --> 00:05:22,193 Researchers were at a loss to explain why. 76 00:05:22,335 --> 00:05:23,495 They could haVe asked me. 77 00:05:24,204 --> 00:05:28,265 At night, I, like women all around the world, do the list: 78 00:05:28,708 --> 00:05:31,905 Emily's birthday party theme. Pirates or pop stars? 79 00:05:32,045 --> 00:05:34,479 Things to buy: paper towels, toothpaste, pork chops. 80 00:05:34,614 --> 00:05:36,479 Buy a present for Jedda's birthday party. 81 00:05:36,616 --> 00:05:38,607 Find out Jedda: boy or girl? 82 00:05:38,752 --> 00:05:40,242 Call the guy about the thing. Make a playdate for Emily 83 00:05:40,387 --> 00:05:41,786 with that kid that doesn't bite. 84 00:05:41,921 --> 00:05:43,445 Refill washer fluid in car. Wait a minute. 85 00:05:43,590 --> 00:05:44,921 Shouldn't that be on Richard's list? 86 00:05:45,058 --> 00:05:47,026 Who am I kidding? Richard doesn't haVe a list. 87 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:49,025 Wax something, anything. 88 00:05:49,162 --> 00:05:51,096 - [hair ripping] - Call Richard's mother and say hi. 89 00:05:51,231 --> 00:05:53,028 - [phone rings] - Orjust email hi. 90 00:05:53,166 --> 00:05:54,463 - [computer dings] - Wash Ben's teddy bear. 91 00:05:54,601 --> 00:05:56,296 Renew birth control pills. Twinkies... 92 00:05:56,436 --> 00:05:58,063 ...Ambien while I'm at it. Finish year-end fiscal summary. 93 00:05:58,204 --> 00:06:00,331 Hamster. Oh, no, start year-end fiscal summary. 94 00:06:00,473 --> 00:06:03,203 ...new ways to say no. Kegels? [gasps] 95 00:06:03,343 --> 00:06:04,332 Bagels! 96 00:06:11,151 --> 00:06:13,984 [laughs, screeches] 97 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:15,951 [Kate] When I come home after a trip, 98 00:06:16,089 --> 00:06:18,023 Ben doesn't hold my absence against me. 99 00:06:18,158 --> 00:06:20,285 - Hey, baby. - He's too little for grudges. 100 00:06:20,427 --> 00:06:23,089 - Little buddy, hi! Boo! - Boo! [laughs] 101 00:06:24,497 --> 00:06:26,727 [Kate] I loVe being a mother of a two-year-old boy. 102 00:06:26,866 --> 00:06:28,424 It's like being a moVie star 103 00:06:28,568 --> 00:06:30,399 - in a world without critics. - Hi, Em. 104 00:06:30,537 --> 00:06:34,268 [Kate] Unfortunately, my daughter isn't quite as forgiVing. 105 00:06:34,407 --> 00:06:36,602 If I'm gone for too long, she rewards me 106 00:06:36,743 --> 00:06:39,007 with a game of snubs and punishments. 107 00:06:39,145 --> 00:06:41,306 - I want Daddy to take me to school. - [buzzer sounds] 108 00:06:41,448 --> 00:06:42,972 - Paula gives me a bath. - [buzzer sounds] 109 00:06:43,116 --> 00:06:46,210 - I don't like hugs. - [buzzer sounds] 110 00:06:46,352 --> 00:06:48,013 [crowd] Aw! 111 00:06:51,991 --> 00:06:54,824 Any working mother who says she doesn't bribe her kids 112 00:06:54,961 --> 00:06:57,020 can add "liar" to her resume. 113 00:06:57,931 --> 00:07:00,422 Who wants to watch cartoons?! 114 00:07:00,567 --> 00:07:04,697 [shouting] I got your happy ending right here! 115 00:07:04,838 --> 00:07:07,932 - [gasping] You swine! - [laughing] 116 00:07:08,074 --> 00:07:10,702 - [TV continues, indistinct] - Good morning. 117 00:07:10,844 --> 00:07:13,642 Hey, we gotta call Beachwood Carpets and get an estimate on those stairs. 118 00:07:13,780 --> 00:07:16,305 Oh, you say the nicest things. 119 00:07:16,449 --> 00:07:18,474 Something's different about you. You're... 120 00:07:18,618 --> 00:07:20,210 Not in a shirt with barf on it? 121 00:07:20,353 --> 00:07:21,820 Your big meeting, it's today, right? 122 00:07:21,955 --> 00:07:23,320 I'm getting the gig. Definitely. 123 00:07:23,456 --> 00:07:25,583 Get a sitter. Tonight, we are celebrating! 124 00:07:25,725 --> 00:07:26,783 - Done. - I mean it. 125 00:07:26,926 --> 00:07:28,484 Who cares if I'm up against huge firms 126 00:07:28,628 --> 00:07:31,893 with portfolios filled with museum wings and hotel lobbies? 127 00:07:32,031 --> 00:07:34,056 I have a fantastic bathroom in Back Bay 128 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:37,169 and a mind-blowing basement renovation in New Hampshire. 129 00:07:37,303 --> 00:07:40,363 - Not to mention a shirt without barf. - Mm. I better get it. 130 00:07:40,507 --> 00:07:43,271 I picked the worst time to go on my own. It's like the economy was waiting for me 131 00:07:43,409 --> 00:07:45,309 to start my own business and then tank. 132 00:07:45,445 --> 00:07:48,005 - Richard. - No, Kate, I am bankrolling this firm 133 00:07:48,148 --> 00:07:49,581 with change from our sock drawer. 134 00:07:49,716 --> 00:07:52,480 Well, that's gonna change. It has to, because you're too talented 135 00:07:52,619 --> 00:07:54,610 - for it not to. - [sighs] I hope so. 136 00:07:54,754 --> 00:07:56,915 The pay isn't much, but in the long run, 137 00:07:57,056 --> 00:07:59,354 - it'll be great for both of us. - You're gonna get it. 138 00:07:59,492 --> 00:08:00,959 - Am I gonna get it? - You are gonna get it. 139 00:08:01,094 --> 00:08:02,925 - I'm gonna get it! OK. - [laughs] 140 00:08:03,062 --> 00:08:04,086 - I gotta go. - No, no, wait, wait! 141 00:08:04,230 --> 00:08:05,390 Can you just wait one second 142 00:08:05,532 --> 00:08:08,433 - while I take a really quick shower? - Where the hell is Paula? 143 00:08:08,568 --> 00:08:11,162 She's been late every day this week. Honestly, I'm gonna talk to her. 144 00:08:11,304 --> 00:08:13,135 Oh, no, Richard, please don't talk to her! Please. 145 00:08:13,273 --> 00:08:14,934 If we don't keep her happy, she'll leave. 146 00:08:15,909 --> 00:08:17,604 Would that be the worst thing in the world? 147 00:08:17,744 --> 00:08:20,474 Uh, frankly, at this point, it would be easier if you left. 148 00:08:21,447 --> 00:08:23,278 You know what I mean. 149 00:08:23,416 --> 00:08:25,145 - [children laughing] - [door opens] 150 00:08:25,285 --> 00:08:27,219 - She's here! She's here. - [Paula] Good morning. 151 00:08:27,353 --> 00:08:29,446 - [indistinct chatter] - [Kate] Men and women 152 00:08:29,589 --> 00:08:31,853 look at childcare Very differently. 153 00:08:31,991 --> 00:08:35,256 - The surf was beautiful today. - [Kate] Richard sees an outflow of cash 154 00:08:35,395 --> 00:08:36,487 we badly need at the moment, 155 00:08:36,629 --> 00:08:39,655 and I see a person who knows which blankie Ben likes. 156 00:08:44,237 --> 00:08:48,105 It's a good job. I love the kids, and Kate is a great boss. 157 00:08:48,241 --> 00:08:51,039 What does Kate do for a living? I have no idea. 158 00:08:51,177 --> 00:08:54,442 Works in a bank? Is she... is she like a teller? 159 00:08:55,215 --> 00:08:56,477 [Emily] Come on, Mom, we're gonna be late. 160 00:08:56,616 --> 00:08:59,141 Hey, Paula, can you put this in a container for me? 161 00:08:59,285 --> 00:09:00,547 Sure. 162 00:09:00,687 --> 00:09:04,919 - You... made a pie? - Yep. 163 00:09:05,758 --> 00:09:08,659 [school bell rings] 164 00:09:08,795 --> 00:09:12,390 [Kate] OK, can I just say that I work for a high-powered inVestment firm, 165 00:09:12,532 --> 00:09:14,591 yet nothing scares me more 166 00:09:14,734 --> 00:09:17,532 than being caught by my daughter's kindergarten teacher 167 00:09:17,670 --> 00:09:19,570 when we're late for circle time. 168 00:09:19,706 --> 00:09:21,765 Does Mama love you a little or a lot? 169 00:09:21,908 --> 00:09:23,136 - A little. - [gasps] 170 00:09:23,276 --> 00:09:26,245 - [laughs] A lot. - A lot! Oh! 171 00:09:26,379 --> 00:09:28,870 Have a good day, OK? I love you. Goodbye. Go. 172 00:09:29,015 --> 00:09:31,506 Go, go, go, go, go, go. [sighs] 173 00:09:31,651 --> 00:09:33,676 [teacher] Late again, Mrs. Reddy? 174 00:09:35,788 --> 00:09:37,346 Yeah, sorry. 175 00:09:37,490 --> 00:09:39,287 We'll do better tomorrow. 176 00:09:39,425 --> 00:09:40,722 Perhaps. 177 00:09:42,929 --> 00:09:45,261 - Good morning. - You baked a pie, really? 178 00:09:45,398 --> 00:09:46,729 Are you trying to make me look bad? 179 00:09:46,866 --> 00:09:49,334 It's from the deli around the corner. 180 00:09:49,469 --> 00:09:52,131 And you distressed it? Nice! 181 00:09:52,272 --> 00:09:54,536 Did you have to throw away the package before the nanny saw it? 182 00:09:54,674 --> 00:09:55,868 Well, duh. 183 00:09:56,009 --> 00:09:58,569 [Kate] This is my friend Allison. Oh, wait, you'Ve already met her, right. 184 00:09:58,711 --> 00:10:00,872 She's a single mom, and I can always 185 00:10:01,014 --> 00:10:03,141 count on Allison, especially for things like 186 00:10:03,283 --> 00:10:06,480 making something much worse than I did for the bake sale. 187 00:10:06,619 --> 00:10:08,746 That is unset Jell-O, folks. 188 00:10:08,888 --> 00:10:10,822 Kate and I bonded immediately. 189 00:10:10,957 --> 00:10:12,948 A working mother needs solidarity. 190 00:10:13,092 --> 00:10:15,959 And we know where we rank in likeability. 191 00:10:16,095 --> 00:10:19,724 Just below felon and just above shoplifter. 192 00:10:19,866 --> 00:10:21,629 [laughing] 193 00:10:21,768 --> 00:10:24,703 God, it's so sad. Women used to make the pies and fake the orgasms. 194 00:10:24,837 --> 00:10:26,099 Now we fake the pies. 195 00:10:26,239 --> 00:10:28,207 That's a big improvement as far as I'm concerned. 196 00:10:28,341 --> 00:10:31,276 Thank you. I was up all night. 197 00:10:31,411 --> 00:10:32,309 Oh, shit! 198 00:10:32,445 --> 00:10:33,537 There they are. 199 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:35,113 [Kate] There they were. 200 00:10:35,248 --> 00:10:37,876 The most terrifying creatures in captiVity. 201 00:10:38,017 --> 00:10:39,814 The Momsters. 202 00:10:39,953 --> 00:10:41,978 On the right, Wendy Best, 203 00:10:42,121 --> 00:10:44,248 room parent, field trip chaperone, 204 00:10:44,390 --> 00:10:46,381 parent association Vice president, 205 00:10:46,526 --> 00:10:50,553 also chief poobah in charge of terrifying working mothers 206 00:10:50,697 --> 00:10:53,063 with her domestic prowess. 207 00:10:53,199 --> 00:10:55,793 And Janine LoPietro. 208 00:10:55,935 --> 00:10:58,301 She does Pilates, yoga, 209 00:10:58,438 --> 00:11:00,736 spinning and kraV maga. 210 00:11:00,873 --> 00:11:03,808 Fitter than a NaVy SEAL, tougher, too. 211 00:11:03,943 --> 00:11:06,707 There you are, Kate. I haven't seen you in ages. 212 00:11:06,846 --> 00:11:08,871 Honey, you look great. 213 00:11:09,015 --> 00:11:11,415 Well, I am just so jealous of you girls. 214 00:11:11,551 --> 00:11:14,076 You get to wear high heels and look nice all day. 215 00:11:14,220 --> 00:11:16,051 We just frump around at the park. 216 00:11:16,189 --> 00:11:17,918 Kate, I don't know how you do it. 217 00:11:18,057 --> 00:11:21,026 Wendy and I, we always say that. Cookie? 218 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:24,789 - Oh... sure, thank you. Yummy. - [laughs] Yeah. 219 00:11:24,931 --> 00:11:27,729 - Allison, please. - No, thank you. 220 00:11:33,473 --> 00:11:34,667 - Bye. - OK. 221 00:11:34,807 --> 00:11:36,707 - Bye-bye. - Bye! 222 00:11:36,843 --> 00:11:37,832 Bye. 223 00:11:41,714 --> 00:11:43,944 - Brush your hair. - Did you see what she was wearing? 224 00:11:44,083 --> 00:11:47,814 You know, for me, when I decided to have kids, 225 00:11:47,954 --> 00:11:50,252 I wanted to be the one to raise them. 226 00:11:50,390 --> 00:11:53,882 But women make different choices in their lives. 227 00:11:54,027 --> 00:11:58,123 And, uh, I don't judge. I try not to... judge. 228 00:11:58,398 --> 00:12:01,458 - Bye. I'll talk to you later. - Bye. 229 00:12:01,601 --> 00:12:03,398 - [barking] - Oh, hello. 230 00:12:03,536 --> 00:12:05,026 - [barks] - You should go home. 231 00:12:05,171 --> 00:12:07,935 Oh, oh! No, don't go in the street! 232 00:12:08,074 --> 00:12:09,473 - Don't go in the street! - [barks] 233 00:12:09,609 --> 00:12:11,076 [Kate] So now, of course, I'm late. 234 00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:13,440 And I am gonna haVe to race to the office 235 00:12:13,579 --> 00:12:15,206 to get there before my boss, Clark. 236 00:12:15,348 --> 00:12:17,441 - Oh, hi, Clark. - Oh, good morning. 237 00:12:17,583 --> 00:12:19,380 - How are you? Here, please. - I'm well. 238 00:12:19,519 --> 00:12:22,044 - Allow me. Ladies first. - Thank you. 239 00:12:22,188 --> 00:12:24,918 Say, are you running a little late this morning? I've just come from a meeting. 240 00:12:25,058 --> 00:12:27,151 [bell dings] 241 00:12:28,127 --> 00:12:29,492 I have two choices here. 242 00:12:29,629 --> 00:12:32,462 The man's excuse: bad traffic, downed power line, 243 00:12:32,598 --> 00:12:35,294 faulty carburetor. Or... 244 00:12:37,637 --> 00:12:39,764 - Mammogram. - Oh. 245 00:12:39,906 --> 00:12:42,272 Well, then, I think I'll just take the stairs. 246 00:12:42,408 --> 00:12:43,340 Good cardio. 247 00:12:43,476 --> 00:12:45,103 [elevator dings] 248 00:12:49,949 --> 00:12:51,712 Hey, morning, Jill. 249 00:13:03,396 --> 00:13:04,954 - Meeting. - Yeah, just a second. 250 00:13:05,098 --> 00:13:06,725 Oh... Ugh! [laughs] 251 00:13:08,067 --> 00:13:10,126 Is that a Rice Krispie? 252 00:13:11,904 --> 00:13:13,769 - Oh. - I hope. 253 00:13:15,341 --> 00:13:17,434 Oh, it's just dried pancake batter. 254 00:13:17,577 --> 00:13:20,444 - Oh. Mm. Big relief. - [bell dings] 255 00:13:20,580 --> 00:13:23,071 [Kate] Momo is a brilliant junior research analyst. 256 00:13:23,216 --> 00:13:25,946 She has the work ethic of a robot, and the warmth. 257 00:13:26,085 --> 00:13:29,384 But I don't care because she deVotes all that energy to herjob. 258 00:13:29,522 --> 00:13:32,116 Kate Reddy? Well, she's the best fund manager we have. 259 00:13:32,258 --> 00:13:35,750 She's great at her job, works really, really hard. 260 00:13:35,895 --> 00:13:37,590 People think she's weird, though. 261 00:13:37,730 --> 00:13:40,631 She checks on her kids every day. 262 00:13:40,766 --> 00:13:43,234 [scoffs] Even during lunch, when she should be working. 263 00:13:43,369 --> 00:13:45,997 OK, can we go to the meeting now? 264 00:13:46,139 --> 00:13:48,869 Well, I guess. We don't have time to do anything about your roots. 265 00:13:50,710 --> 00:13:53,042 So I heard Clark has gotten some feedback from New York 266 00:13:53,179 --> 00:13:54,908 - on our fund proposal. - Come on. 267 00:13:55,047 --> 00:13:57,242 New York never lets us run with anything big. 268 00:13:57,383 --> 00:14:00,614 They treat the Boston office like a sad stepchild. 269 00:14:00,753 --> 00:14:02,846 - Look, you're always tired... - Morning. 270 00:14:02,989 --> 00:14:04,786 - ...and insufficiently groomed. - Welcome back. 271 00:14:04,924 --> 00:14:06,949 Once you smelled like paste all day. 272 00:14:07,093 --> 00:14:09,152 But you write the best reports on the floor. 273 00:14:09,295 --> 00:14:10,284 I doubt they even read them. 274 00:14:10,429 --> 00:14:12,021 And I certainly doubt they picked one from here, 275 00:14:12,165 --> 00:14:14,633 but mark my words, if they did, it will be Bunce's. 276 00:14:14,767 --> 00:14:18,828 Don't ask me how, but that guy just keeps failing up. 277 00:14:19,805 --> 00:14:21,136 Oh, speak of the devil. 278 00:14:21,974 --> 00:14:22,998 - Kate! - [bell dings] 279 00:14:23,142 --> 00:14:25,474 [Kate] There's Chris Bunce. He's our DOA: 280 00:14:25,611 --> 00:14:29,479 Designated Office Asshole. Bunce loVes that I haVe kids. 281 00:14:29,615 --> 00:14:32,243 Keeps me from getting an edge on the competition, 282 00:14:32,385 --> 00:14:35,445 the one men get when they take clients out for drinks and dinners 283 00:14:35,588 --> 00:14:38,113 and golf games. You know what I'm talking about. 284 00:14:38,257 --> 00:14:39,383 The schmooze. 285 00:14:39,525 --> 00:14:41,686 There you are. Everything OK this morning? 286 00:14:41,827 --> 00:14:43,351 I was looking for you and I couldn't find you. 287 00:14:43,496 --> 00:14:45,987 - Nothing with the kids, I hope. - Oh, I had a... 288 00:14:46,132 --> 00:14:48,225 - Don't ask. - [laughs] Anyway, 289 00:14:48,367 --> 00:14:51,302 I was just saying to Clark, Kate is amazing, isn't she? 290 00:14:51,437 --> 00:14:52,904 I mean, I don't know how she does it. 291 00:14:53,039 --> 00:14:54,529 - All those children... - I have two. 292 00:14:54,674 --> 00:14:56,232 - It's so impressive. - You have four. 293 00:14:56,375 --> 00:14:58,206 Yeah, but two of mine are twins. 294 00:15:01,814 --> 00:15:03,714 [groans] Bunce. 295 00:15:03,849 --> 00:15:06,977 How the hell is equality between the sexes supposed to work? 296 00:15:07,119 --> 00:15:10,316 They can give you good jobs, maternity leave, 297 00:15:10,456 --> 00:15:13,983 but until you program a man to notice when you're out of toilet paper, 298 00:15:14,126 --> 00:15:16,219 the project is doomed. 299 00:15:16,362 --> 00:15:18,421 I resent when people say there's a double standard. 300 00:15:18,564 --> 00:15:20,998 Men also have a lot to juggle. 301 00:15:21,133 --> 00:15:22,623 Take our shoes. 302 00:15:22,768 --> 00:15:25,896 Do women's shoes need to be shiny all the time? No. 303 00:15:26,038 --> 00:15:28,302 You never see a woman getting her shoes shined. 304 00:15:28,441 --> 00:15:30,409 Women's shoes can be flat and dull. 305 00:15:30,543 --> 00:15:33,535 Not men's. That's a double standard. 306 00:15:33,679 --> 00:15:35,544 Bunce had a great series of meetings this week 307 00:15:35,681 --> 00:15:38,844 with the institutional investors from Oakland about their retirement fund. 308 00:15:38,985 --> 00:15:42,785 Yes, meetings went great. Even got in a little culture while they were here. 309 00:15:42,922 --> 00:15:45,117 - Took them to a dance show. - [rock music plays] 310 00:15:45,258 --> 00:15:47,021 Hey! Whoo! 311 00:15:47,159 --> 00:15:49,855 Interpretive. Interpretive dance show. 312 00:15:49,996 --> 00:15:52,430 Nice work, Bunce. Moving on to new business. 313 00:15:52,565 --> 00:15:55,728 Jack Abelhammer in our New York office has sparked to a proposal 314 00:15:55,868 --> 00:15:57,961 from this office, and he'd like to meet the author. 315 00:15:58,104 --> 00:16:01,801 Kick the tires, see if it's an idea worth bringing to Harcourt. 316 00:16:01,941 --> 00:16:06,241 Bunce, I know how long you've waited for this chance. 317 00:16:09,615 --> 00:16:12,140 Keep waiting. Congratulations, Kate. 318 00:16:12,285 --> 00:16:15,220 You'll be heading to New York tonight. You've got a 9 a.m. with Abelhammer. 319 00:16:16,289 --> 00:16:17,654 Really? 320 00:16:17,790 --> 00:16:20,224 Guess someone finally read one of your proposals. 321 00:16:20,359 --> 00:16:21,986 [Kate] Wow! 322 00:16:22,128 --> 00:16:24,653 [Bunce] Congrats to the B team. 323 00:16:24,797 --> 00:16:26,355 OK. 324 00:16:29,969 --> 00:16:32,529 If this works out, this could be a big step up. 325 00:16:32,672 --> 00:16:35,266 A lot of travel, a lot of one-on-one with Abelhammer. 326 00:16:35,408 --> 00:16:38,036 It's gonna be great. Plus, gives your kids a chance 327 00:16:38,177 --> 00:16:40,270 to spend all that extra quality time they've been hoping for... 328 00:16:40,413 --> 00:16:43,314 ...with your nanny. And your husband will be thrilled. 329 00:16:43,449 --> 00:16:44,916 Congratulations. 330 00:16:48,421 --> 00:16:50,048 [Momo] You know she's married, right? 331 00:16:50,189 --> 00:16:52,749 Well, in her marriage, she has to call her husband 332 00:16:52,892 --> 00:16:56,328 every time she has to work late or go across the country 333 00:16:56,462 --> 00:16:58,191 or she can't pick up her kids from school. 334 00:16:58,331 --> 00:16:59,525 It's like she's on parole. 335 00:16:59,665 --> 00:17:01,599 And that is why I'm not getting married 336 00:17:01,734 --> 00:17:02,928 or having children. 337 00:17:03,069 --> 00:17:04,661 I did have a fish once. 338 00:17:04,804 --> 00:17:06,772 But then he kept looking at me with these eyes, 339 00:17:06,906 --> 00:17:08,533 like, "Feed me." 340 00:17:08,674 --> 00:17:10,574 So I flushed him. 341 00:17:10,710 --> 00:17:12,837 His name was Derek. 342 00:17:12,978 --> 00:17:14,343 Derek Chan. 343 00:17:16,615 --> 00:17:18,048 [computer beeps] 344 00:17:18,184 --> 00:17:20,379 [Allison] Hey, let's blow off work early, go to a bar, 345 00:17:20,519 --> 00:17:22,987 pretend we're single. And rested. 346 00:17:23,122 --> 00:17:25,647 Either one. Maybe both. 347 00:17:25,791 --> 00:17:27,053 [computer dings] 348 00:17:27,193 --> 00:17:28,922 [man] Just confirming our meeting tomorrow. 349 00:17:29,061 --> 00:17:31,621 9 a.m. Looking forward to meeting you. 350 00:17:31,764 --> 00:17:33,231 Jack Abelhammer. 351 00:17:36,602 --> 00:17:39,002 [Kate] Would loVe to get blotto, sadly can't. 352 00:17:39,138 --> 00:17:42,335 HaVe to go to New York and blow somebody. 353 00:17:43,743 --> 00:17:45,267 [computer beeps] 354 00:17:47,046 --> 00:17:49,879 Dear Jack, looking forward to meeting you, too. 355 00:17:50,015 --> 00:17:52,449 Kate Reddy. 356 00:17:52,585 --> 00:17:53,711 [computer beeps] 357 00:17:57,490 --> 00:18:00,482 [Kate] Richard, this thing is a long shot, I promise you. 358 00:18:00,626 --> 00:18:05,086 I have to pitch to him, and he'd have to pick me over everyone else. 359 00:18:05,231 --> 00:18:09,190 And... the chances of those two things happening are very slim. 360 00:18:09,335 --> 00:18:12,065 Oh, well, if it comes down to your ability to pitch 361 00:18:12,204 --> 00:18:15,332 and the quality of your idea, honey, of course you're getting this. 362 00:18:15,474 --> 00:18:17,635 Good luck at your meeting, honey. And please don't worry about me. 363 00:18:17,777 --> 00:18:22,737 It's such a short trip. No one will even notice I'm gone again. I promise. 364 00:18:22,882 --> 00:18:25,214 No! You just got back. 365 00:18:25,351 --> 00:18:27,842 Honey, I know, but it's just... It's one night. 366 00:18:27,987 --> 00:18:30,285 And I will have this with me. You call me any time. 367 00:18:30,423 --> 00:18:31,412 Whatever, Mom. 368 00:18:32,825 --> 00:18:34,918 [Ben babbling] 369 00:18:39,165 --> 00:18:41,224 At least you don't hate me. 370 00:18:41,367 --> 00:18:42,561 [cooing] 371 00:18:51,610 --> 00:18:53,976 Um... did... 372 00:18:54,113 --> 00:18:55,671 Did you take Ben to get a hair cut? 373 00:18:55,815 --> 00:18:56,941 Yeah, his bangs were in his eyes, 374 00:18:57,082 --> 00:18:58,549 so I took him to that place on the corner. 375 00:18:59,552 --> 00:19:00,610 Oh. 376 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:03,915 Oh... he looks... 377 00:19:04,857 --> 00:19:07,485 I mean, it's adorable. Thank you. I just... 378 00:19:07,626 --> 00:19:09,491 It was... That was his first hair cut. 379 00:19:09,628 --> 00:19:11,789 - So... - Yeah, I wanted to call. 380 00:19:11,931 --> 00:19:13,956 I just didn't want to disturb you at work. I didn't wanna bother you. 381 00:19:14,099 --> 00:19:18,297 Oh, no! Paula, no, it's... No, you're never bothering me. 382 00:19:18,437 --> 00:19:21,895 Nothing is more important to me than the kids. I'm always happy to hear about 383 00:19:22,041 --> 00:19:26,102 - any little or big thing. Honestly. - Got it. 384 00:19:26,245 --> 00:19:28,008 Great, thanks. 385 00:19:29,982 --> 00:19:31,677 - I love you. - Bye-bye, Mama. 386 00:19:31,817 --> 00:19:33,842 Bye-bye, bunny. 387 00:19:33,986 --> 00:19:35,578 - I love you. Paula, you'll call me? - Yes. 388 00:19:35,721 --> 00:19:37,484 For anything? I don't care the reason. 389 00:19:37,623 --> 00:19:40,114 - Bye. - Come on. 390 00:19:40,259 --> 00:19:43,160 Bye. Bye-bye. 391 00:19:43,929 --> 00:19:45,328 Bye-bye! 392 00:19:51,136 --> 00:19:52,831 - [sobbing] - [Kate] The books say 393 00:19:52,972 --> 00:19:56,271 children get oVer separation anxiety by two years. 394 00:19:56,408 --> 00:19:58,205 - [woman speaking indistinctly] - Good evening. 395 00:19:58,344 --> 00:20:00,676 - [woman] That was weird. [laughs] - [sobbing] 396 00:20:00,813 --> 00:20:02,838 [Kate] No age limit is giVen for mothers. 397 00:20:02,982 --> 00:20:06,543 He'll never have his first hair cut again. Never. 398 00:20:06,819 --> 00:20:09,845 [pop music plays] 399 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:17,222 They didn't have purple tights in your size, Em, 400 00:20:17,363 --> 00:20:20,355 but I'll keep looking. I promise. OK? 401 00:20:20,499 --> 00:20:22,160 OK, honey. 402 00:20:22,301 --> 00:20:25,134 - [horn honking] - Do you want a brush? 403 00:20:25,271 --> 00:20:26,761 What, I'm a little itchy. Is that a crime? 404 00:20:26,906 --> 00:20:28,339 - [ring tone sounds] - Oh. Hello? 405 00:20:28,474 --> 00:20:29,907 Today's playdate's in the park, right? 406 00:20:30,042 --> 00:20:31,976 You just have to confirm that with Owen's nanny? 407 00:20:32,111 --> 00:20:34,102 Yeah, I have the number. Can you hold on? 408 00:20:34,246 --> 00:20:36,077 Just hold on, OK? 409 00:20:36,215 --> 00:20:37,944 No, I think I have the number. Can you hold on a second? 410 00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:39,846 I think I have the number. 411 00:20:39,985 --> 00:20:43,216 OK. Hold on. Can you hold that for a second? 412 00:20:44,323 --> 00:20:45,950 Can you...? 413 00:20:46,091 --> 00:20:47,649 Sorry. 414 00:20:47,793 --> 00:20:49,420 Do you mind? 415 00:20:49,562 --> 00:20:52,087 [toy] Hello, baby. Bye-bye. 416 00:20:52,231 --> 00:20:55,098 - [Momo] Why is this wet? - That doesn't belong there. 417 00:20:56,235 --> 00:20:58,829 Sorry, it's kind of precious. 418 00:20:58,971 --> 00:21:00,370 [Momo] Something smells like raw meat. 419 00:21:00,506 --> 00:21:01,871 I wondered where that was. 420 00:21:03,709 --> 00:21:05,734 A-ha! Yeah! Yep. 421 00:21:05,878 --> 00:21:08,210 Yep, yep, yep. Got it, got it. Got the number. 422 00:21:08,347 --> 00:21:10,008 Wait, are you... are you still there? 423 00:21:11,050 --> 00:21:12,142 Go ahead, say it. 424 00:21:12,284 --> 00:21:15,720 - Say what? - Oh, just get it out. 425 00:21:15,854 --> 00:21:17,253 No, it's just... 426 00:21:19,024 --> 00:21:20,013 I don't know how you do it. 427 00:21:20,159 --> 00:21:21,626 Well, you will, one day. 428 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:24,422 [laughs] No, no, no. I am not having kids. 429 00:21:24,563 --> 00:21:26,224 Really? Why not? 430 00:21:26,365 --> 00:21:28,697 - Well, for one thing... - Can you just hold this for a second? 431 00:21:28,834 --> 00:21:32,292 Momo, I promise you that being a mother 432 00:21:32,438 --> 00:21:34,133 is one of the most rewarding 433 00:21:34,273 --> 00:21:37,242 and enriching experiences a person can have. 434 00:21:37,376 --> 00:21:40,072 It's probably just my stress eczema flaring up again. 435 00:21:41,380 --> 00:21:44,110 - I'm sorry. - [elevator dings] 436 00:21:45,184 --> 00:21:47,482 - Thank you. - Thank you. 437 00:21:47,620 --> 00:21:48,882 - He'll be right with you. - Great, thanks. 438 00:21:49,021 --> 00:21:52,422 - [cell phone rings] - Oh, sorry. My kids love that music. 439 00:21:52,558 --> 00:21:54,992 Hey, Allison, I'm just stepping into a meeting. 440 00:21:55,127 --> 00:21:57,459 - Can I call you back maybe? - [Allison] Sure. 441 00:21:57,596 --> 00:21:58,790 But why did you send me an email 442 00:21:58,931 --> 00:22:00,523 saying that you were looking forward to meeting me? 443 00:22:00,666 --> 00:22:02,793 - What? - Last night, when I asked you 444 00:22:02,935 --> 00:22:05,028 if you wanted to get a drink, I just reread your response 445 00:22:05,170 --> 00:22:08,139 - and it doesn't make any sense. So... - No. 446 00:22:08,273 --> 00:22:12,437 No, no, no. I didn't send you that email. I sent you a different one... 447 00:22:13,545 --> 00:22:15,137 Oh, my God! Wait! 448 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:19,273 I... I didn't send you an email about a b job? 449 00:22:19,418 --> 00:22:22,546 Uh, no, honey. I mean, not yesterday. 450 00:22:22,688 --> 00:22:23,985 - Oh, my God! - Kate Reddy? 451 00:22:26,558 --> 00:22:28,219 Jack Abelhammer. 452 00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:31,124 Momo Hahn. It is an honor to meet you, sir. 453 00:22:32,498 --> 00:22:34,932 - Shall we? - Uh... yeah... Listen, 454 00:22:35,067 --> 00:22:39,470 Jack, um... Jack, about the email that I sent yesterday, 455 00:22:39,605 --> 00:22:42,904 the, um... the, uh... activity mentioned, 456 00:22:43,042 --> 00:22:45,567 - that's not... I don't... - Oh, yes, I saw that. 457 00:22:45,711 --> 00:22:49,147 Are you still planning to start the meeting with that action item? 458 00:22:49,281 --> 00:22:52,273 Uh, sorry. There's... There's been some, uh... 459 00:22:52,418 --> 00:22:55,148 Some budget cutbacks lately. So no. 460 00:22:55,287 --> 00:22:56,481 [chuckles] Oh, disappointing. 461 00:22:56,622 --> 00:22:57,680 - [cell phone rings] - Oh, sorry. 462 00:22:57,823 --> 00:23:00,189 I'm gonna silence this thing. Yeah, here I am... 463 00:23:00,325 --> 00:23:01,952 - I'm silencing it. - [phone beeps] 464 00:23:02,094 --> 00:23:05,222 [laughs] Sorry, again. Sorry. 465 00:23:11,870 --> 00:23:12,859 Everything OK? 466 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:17,902 Yep! [laughs] 467 00:23:19,712 --> 00:23:20,679 Oh, my God! 468 00:23:20,813 --> 00:23:22,644 We received a lot of proposals, 469 00:23:22,781 --> 00:23:25,341 but I was most intrigued by your notion of an 470 00:23:25,484 --> 00:23:28,783 individual investor retirement fund. 471 00:23:28,921 --> 00:23:30,946 In order to make that work, 472 00:23:31,090 --> 00:23:34,423 you'd have to pick stocks with a big dividend yield. 473 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:37,222 Well, of course, but you know you also have to avoid the value traps. 474 00:23:37,362 --> 00:23:39,489 I think you'll see that I've targeted a few industries 475 00:23:39,631 --> 00:23:41,622 where I really see the dividends multiplying. 476 00:23:41,767 --> 00:23:44,065 - [Jack] Mm. Yeah. - [gasps] 477 00:23:46,705 --> 00:23:48,366 [Jack] I see. 478 00:23:53,212 --> 00:23:56,545 The rub is Harcourt hates the retirement business. 479 00:23:56,682 --> 00:24:00,448 So, what could we do to convince him... What's a bouncy house? 480 00:24:00,586 --> 00:24:02,747 - What? - You have it written on your hand. 481 00:24:02,888 --> 00:24:04,879 I haven't seen a girl write on her hand since I was ten-years-old. 482 00:24:05,023 --> 00:24:06,456 - Oh! - [laughs] 483 00:24:06,592 --> 00:24:10,084 A bouncy house is a blow-up-y kind of tent thing. 484 00:24:10,229 --> 00:24:13,221 You know, the kids get in and they jump up and down. It's a bouncy house. 485 00:24:14,399 --> 00:24:16,924 It's... It's my daughter's birthday next week. 486 00:24:17,069 --> 00:24:19,629 - Mm-hm. - [scratching] 487 00:24:19,772 --> 00:24:20,966 - How many children do you have? - Uh, six. 488 00:24:21,106 --> 00:24:23,074 - Two! - Two. Two. 489 00:24:23,208 --> 00:24:25,699 - She has two. - It feels like six. [laughs] 490 00:24:25,844 --> 00:24:28,438 [chuckles] Hm... 491 00:24:30,415 --> 00:24:34,545 Look, the fund you're proposing is very ambitious. 492 00:24:34,686 --> 00:24:38,122 I mean, Harcourt, he'll wanna see that this is a real business. 493 00:24:38,257 --> 00:24:40,555 He only cares about profit ratios. 494 00:24:40,692 --> 00:24:43,286 This is ambitious. I know that. I know that. 495 00:24:43,428 --> 00:24:47,489 But if it works, it works big. 496 00:24:48,167 --> 00:24:51,330 I mean, think about it. A retirement fund that makes it possible 497 00:24:51,470 --> 00:24:55,770 for people to supplement their Social Security so they can actually retire. 498 00:24:55,908 --> 00:25:00,345 That would mean so much to people in this country who are scared to death 499 00:25:00,479 --> 00:25:01,946 about their future. 500 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:04,674 Look, I got into investing because I watched my father 501 00:25:04,817 --> 00:25:07,342 gamble away every paycheck he ever got. 502 00:25:07,486 --> 00:25:10,649 I wish he put that money into a fund like this. 503 00:25:10,789 --> 00:25:13,223 It would have left my mother with something, 504 00:25:13,358 --> 00:25:16,521 instead of what she had, which was two jobs, no savings 505 00:25:16,662 --> 00:25:19,130 and a very angry loan shark named Claude. 506 00:25:21,934 --> 00:25:23,401 What is the matter with you? 507 00:25:23,535 --> 00:25:25,594 I think you flicked something in my mouth! 508 00:25:25,737 --> 00:25:27,728 - I have lice! - You have...? 509 00:25:27,873 --> 00:25:29,932 Lice! Oh, my God! 510 00:25:30,075 --> 00:25:31,872 I couldn't get out of there fast enough. 511 00:25:32,010 --> 00:25:34,444 I just kept picturing little tiny bugs 512 00:25:34,580 --> 00:25:37,481 repelling off my hair into his inbox. 513 00:25:37,616 --> 00:25:40,312 - [cell phone rings] - Oh, my God. I'm going to vomit. 514 00:25:40,452 --> 00:25:42,716 Oh, no! 515 00:25:42,855 --> 00:25:46,120 Hold on, Richard. Hold on, hold on. I'll be right with you. 516 00:25:46,258 --> 00:25:48,192 Wait, don't put the phone near your hair. 517 00:25:48,327 --> 00:25:49,316 Hi, Richard. 518 00:25:49,461 --> 00:25:50,985 - What's up? - I got it. 519 00:25:51,129 --> 00:25:54,121 [chuckles] No more basement renovations for me. 520 00:25:54,266 --> 00:25:58,225 Oh, my God! Oh, that's the best news in the world! 521 00:25:58,370 --> 00:26:00,201 Oh, honey! I'm so proud of you. 522 00:26:00,339 --> 00:26:02,000 Well, come on home. We gotta celebrate. 523 00:26:02,140 --> 00:26:05,667 I will, I'll be home before you know it. Bye. 524 00:26:07,179 --> 00:26:10,376 Yay! Wow! 525 00:26:10,515 --> 00:26:12,710 This could be a disaster. 526 00:26:12,851 --> 00:26:17,811 [laughs] Of course a lot of kids get lice. 527 00:26:17,956 --> 00:26:19,082 The dirty ones. 528 00:26:19,224 --> 00:26:22,159 The ones whose mothers don't have time to wash their hair properly. 529 00:26:22,294 --> 00:26:25,525 Kate. Or worse, have a 19-year-old wash 'em. Ugh! 530 00:26:25,664 --> 00:26:29,430 Come on, lots of kids get lice at school. It's not a big deal. 531 00:26:29,568 --> 00:26:33,834 Yes, there were whispers that Kate had lice. 532 00:26:33,972 --> 00:26:36,964 And in the world of finance, we know that you don't ignore the whispers. 533 00:26:37,109 --> 00:26:39,771 So I had my office fumigated, 534 00:26:39,912 --> 00:26:43,040 and then I went to the kitchen and threw away Kate's coffee mug, 535 00:26:43,181 --> 00:26:45,081 as well as anything in the refrigerator with Kate's name on it. 536 00:26:45,217 --> 00:26:50,553 And moving forward, I will not get in an elevator or a taxi with Kate. 537 00:26:52,925 --> 00:26:56,122 [girl crying] 538 00:26:56,261 --> 00:26:58,456 [children screaming] 539 00:26:58,597 --> 00:27:01,361 Oh! Ooh! 540 00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:03,832 - Sorry, I'm... - If you get this, you have to take it. 541 00:27:03,969 --> 00:27:05,596 - It's huge. - How can I? 542 00:27:05,737 --> 00:27:08,934 Richard's really hoping I'm gonna work less now that he's got this new project. 543 00:27:09,074 --> 00:27:10,871 And I am barely... Ow! 544 00:27:11,009 --> 00:27:13,375 ...barely... Sorry. I'm barely keeping up as it is. 545 00:27:13,512 --> 00:27:17,039 Anyway, it's never gonna happen. Abelhammer clearly thought I was insane. 546 00:27:17,182 --> 00:27:19,912 I sent him an email about a... [mouths words] 547 00:27:20,052 --> 00:27:21,781 I had "bouncy house" written across my hand, 548 00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:23,387 and I was scratching like a dog. 549 00:27:23,522 --> 00:27:25,717 - [cell phone rings] - Hello? 550 00:27:25,857 --> 00:27:28,121 Oh, hi, Clark. 551 00:27:28,260 --> 00:27:29,659 Oh, I'm... I'm... 552 00:27:29,795 --> 00:27:31,558 I'm at a... I'm at a breakfast. 553 00:27:31,697 --> 00:27:33,927 Is everything...? 554 00:27:34,900 --> 00:27:36,094 OK. 555 00:27:36,234 --> 00:27:37,701 Yep, I'll be there. 556 00:27:37,836 --> 00:27:39,201 OK. Ow! 557 00:27:39,338 --> 00:27:40,896 OK, bye-bye. Bye. 558 00:27:42,441 --> 00:27:44,909 Abelhammer wants to talk to me. 559 00:27:46,578 --> 00:27:48,068 OK, the call is up. 560 00:27:48,213 --> 00:27:49,544 You're just waiting on Mr. Abelhammer. 561 00:27:49,681 --> 00:27:51,080 OK, great. Thank you. 562 00:27:53,085 --> 00:27:54,712 [sighs] 563 00:28:10,268 --> 00:28:13,032 Oh, for crying out loud. 564 00:28:13,171 --> 00:28:15,662 How the heck did that happen? 565 00:28:15,807 --> 00:28:18,469 - [Jack clears throat] - Oh, God! [laughs] 566 00:28:18,610 --> 00:28:21,204 - How long have you been there? - Long enough, but go ahead. 567 00:28:21,346 --> 00:28:23,814 If there's anything else you need to, uh... adjust. 568 00:28:23,949 --> 00:28:26,884 No, no. I think I am... I'm fully adjusted, though. 569 00:28:27,019 --> 00:28:30,182 [laughs] Thank you. Thank you. 570 00:28:30,322 --> 00:28:32,222 [Jack] Thanks for coming down here yesterday. 571 00:28:32,357 --> 00:28:34,018 Of course. Of course, you know... 572 00:28:34,159 --> 00:28:36,354 So I like the proposal. 573 00:28:36,495 --> 00:28:38,588 Got a lot of holes in it, but I think we can fix them 574 00:28:38,730 --> 00:28:40,391 and maybe make some money here. 575 00:28:40,532 --> 00:28:43,000 HoweVer, we'd be on a tight deadline. 576 00:28:43,135 --> 00:28:44,898 Harcourt's looking at other possibilities 577 00:28:45,037 --> 00:28:46,937 and wants to make a decision by the end of the year. 578 00:28:47,072 --> 00:28:49,802 This is a massiVe undertaking. 579 00:28:49,941 --> 00:28:51,670 - Yeah. - This will mean a lot of traVel, 580 00:28:51,810 --> 00:28:54,472 long days, late nights, and I just wanna make sure 581 00:28:54,613 --> 00:28:56,911 it won't be too much for you, considering what you're up against 582 00:28:57,049 --> 00:28:58,311 with the six kids and the lice. 583 00:28:59,017 --> 00:29:01,042 Oh, my... Oh, my God! 584 00:29:02,087 --> 00:29:04,749 - How do you know...? - Your text message was showing. 585 00:29:04,890 --> 00:29:07,586 - I can read upside down. - [laughs] Oh. 586 00:29:07,726 --> 00:29:11,253 So... what do you think, Kate? 587 00:29:12,064 --> 00:29:13,531 Can you swing it? 588 00:29:14,433 --> 00:29:16,230 [Kate] This could be the best thing 589 00:29:16,368 --> 00:29:18,268 that's eVer happened for my career. 590 00:29:18,403 --> 00:29:20,496 It's just the worst time for it to happen. 591 00:29:20,639 --> 00:29:22,573 [Bunce] GiVes your kids a chance to spend all that extra quality time 592 00:29:22,707 --> 00:29:24,197 they'Ve been hoping for... with your nanny. 593 00:29:24,342 --> 00:29:26,503 [Allison] You loVe yourjob more than almost anybody I know. 594 00:29:26,645 --> 00:29:29,045 [Bunce] A lot of traVel, a lot of one-on-one with Abelhammer. 595 00:29:29,181 --> 00:29:32,014 [Kate] I knew exactly what I needed to say. 596 00:29:32,150 --> 00:29:33,674 Of course I can. 597 00:29:33,819 --> 00:29:35,446 [elevator dings] 598 00:29:35,587 --> 00:29:37,350 [Kate] Oh, can you hold that elevator?! 599 00:29:37,489 --> 00:29:40,424 Can you...? Oh! Thank you! Can you scooch over a little? 600 00:29:40,559 --> 00:29:43,084 Sorry, it's my daughter's sixth birthday tomorrow, 601 00:29:43,228 --> 00:29:46,197 and I was just afraid the bakery and balloon place would close, 602 00:29:46,331 --> 00:29:48,162 so I went at lunch. 603 00:29:48,300 --> 00:29:50,791 Great. Can someone push lobby for me? 604 00:29:50,936 --> 00:29:52,995 Thank you. 605 00:29:53,138 --> 00:29:54,571 All in? 606 00:29:56,274 --> 00:29:57,138 [balloon pops] 607 00:29:57,275 --> 00:29:58,799 Everyone knows the right way 608 00:29:58,944 --> 00:30:00,275 to throw a birthday party. 609 00:30:00,412 --> 00:30:02,312 You call Ernesto at Playtime Events. 610 00:30:02,447 --> 00:30:05,473 He handles everything. The letter-pressed invitations, 611 00:30:05,617 --> 00:30:07,380 the balloons, all perfect. 612 00:30:07,519 --> 00:30:09,544 And if you slip him an extra 50, 613 00:30:09,688 --> 00:30:12,623 he will even send your in-laws the wrong address 614 00:30:12,757 --> 00:30:14,987 so that they end up just driving around the city all day, 615 00:30:15,127 --> 00:30:16,685 and then they show up right at the end of the party. 616 00:30:16,828 --> 00:30:17,556 [doorbell rings] 617 00:30:17,829 --> 00:30:20,161 - Hi, honey. - [Richard] Mom, Dad, hi, come on in. 618 00:30:20,298 --> 00:30:21,560 - Oh! - [woman] Hi, Kate. 619 00:30:21,700 --> 00:30:23,930 - [Richard] How's it going? - Hi! 620 00:30:24,069 --> 00:30:27,334 - Hi. Thank you for coming. - Our pleasure. 621 00:30:27,472 --> 00:30:29,872 Oh, that's very sweet. Good to see you. 622 00:30:30,008 --> 00:30:31,635 - Good to see you. - That's lovely. Thanks. 623 00:30:31,776 --> 00:30:33,767 So, um, can I get you guys a drink? 624 00:30:33,912 --> 00:30:37,404 - [Emily] Oh, no! - [crashing] 625 00:30:41,119 --> 00:30:42,950 Or some candy? 626 00:30:43,622 --> 00:30:45,988 - Do you have any soda for the kids? - No, no soda, Mom. 627 00:30:46,124 --> 00:30:47,318 Too much sugar. 628 00:30:47,459 --> 00:30:49,654 Yeah, and dried fruit is out. It rots their teeth. 629 00:30:49,794 --> 00:30:53,457 Last year, the nursery school issued a fatwa on raisins. 630 00:30:53,598 --> 00:30:57,090 - And yet you have a piñata. - Well, you know, that's different. 631 00:30:57,235 --> 00:31:01,001 That's, um... That's, uh... culturally enriching. 632 00:31:01,139 --> 00:31:03,198 - Ah. - Mm-hm. 633 00:31:03,341 --> 00:31:04,706 [woman] Here's some water, sweetie. 634 00:31:04,843 --> 00:31:06,367 - [Emily] Thanks, Grandma. - She thinks we're ridiculous. 635 00:31:06,511 --> 00:31:08,775 'Cause we are, a little. 636 00:31:08,914 --> 00:31:10,472 You OK? You seem a little off today. 637 00:31:10,615 --> 00:31:12,742 Me? Yeah. I'm great, why? 638 00:31:14,019 --> 00:31:17,648 - [doorbell rings] - The, uh, savages have arrived. 639 00:31:17,789 --> 00:31:20,155 I'll get the door. 640 00:31:20,292 --> 00:31:22,123 Wait, Richard, Richard. We need to talk. 641 00:31:22,260 --> 00:31:23,557 - [doorbell rings] - Now? 642 00:31:24,529 --> 00:31:26,258 Uh, no, OK, later. 643 00:31:26,398 --> 00:31:28,298 Of course, you're right. Later. 644 00:31:28,433 --> 00:31:30,526 - What is it, Kate? - No, it's just... You know what? 645 00:31:30,669 --> 00:31:34,696 It's just a thing. Honestly, it's no big deal. We'll discuss it later. 646 00:31:34,839 --> 00:31:38,366 - You sure? - Yeah, yeah, go. Open the door. 647 00:31:38,510 --> 00:31:41,343 I'm really sorry, but New York liked my idea for the retirement fund. 648 00:31:41,479 --> 00:31:43,447 - They want me to develop it further. - [kids chatter outside] 649 00:31:43,582 --> 00:31:46,745 Which means that I will be really busy and traveling for the next two months. 650 00:31:46,885 --> 00:31:48,614 [girl] Let me in! 651 00:31:50,455 --> 00:31:52,286 Is that cake made with organic flour? 652 00:31:52,424 --> 00:31:53,322 - Yep. - Thanks. 653 00:31:53,458 --> 00:31:54,982 We got a diaper change! 654 00:31:55,126 --> 00:31:56,423 Clothing change. 655 00:31:56,561 --> 00:31:58,358 Oh, they need to be boiled. 656 00:31:58,496 --> 00:32:00,088 Hey, we need to talk about that thing later. 657 00:32:00,232 --> 00:32:01,961 Yep, can't wait. 658 00:32:04,836 --> 00:32:06,895 Are you guys having fun? 659 00:32:07,038 --> 00:32:09,700 He really is incredible with them, isn't he? 660 00:32:09,841 --> 00:32:11,706 - Yeah. - I know when our kids were little, 661 00:32:11,843 --> 00:32:14,073 I don't think Lew changed one diaper. 662 00:32:15,380 --> 00:32:17,507 Men just didn't do that kind of thing back then. 663 00:32:17,649 --> 00:32:19,742 - Well, that's because... - Yeah, we were terrible parents. 664 00:32:20,585 --> 00:32:21,779 We didn't know what tofu was. 665 00:32:22,621 --> 00:32:24,213 Oh, but that was a simpler time. 666 00:32:24,356 --> 00:32:26,688 And everybody knew their place, what they had to do. 667 00:32:26,825 --> 00:32:29,885 Lew made the money, I changed the diapers, 668 00:32:30,028 --> 00:32:32,496 if we couldn't pay the bills, that was Lew's fault. 669 00:32:32,631 --> 00:32:36,089 The kids were crying, that was me. 670 00:32:36,234 --> 00:32:37,701 But boy, you all... 671 00:32:37,836 --> 00:32:41,272 If something goes wrong, it's everybody's fault. 672 00:32:41,406 --> 00:32:43,772 I don't think that does anyone any good. 673 00:32:43,908 --> 00:32:47,241 Well, I think it's... I think it's just a more complicated... 674 00:32:47,379 --> 00:32:50,075 Well, it's as complicated as you make it, dear. 675 00:32:51,182 --> 00:32:52,911 You know, I was wondering, 676 00:32:53,051 --> 00:32:54,882 if you had stayed home with Ben, 677 00:32:55,020 --> 00:32:56,817 would he be talking now? 678 00:32:56,955 --> 00:33:00,584 He's almost two and not one real word. 679 00:33:01,459 --> 00:33:03,154 Doesn't that bother you? 680 00:33:06,598 --> 00:33:09,761 And the worst part is she's right, you know? I mean, about Ben not talking. 681 00:33:09,901 --> 00:33:13,837 By this age, Emily was reciting the first chapter of Canterbury Tales 682 00:33:13,972 --> 00:33:16,634 in Middle English, and all Ben does is grunt. 683 00:33:16,775 --> 00:33:18,970 Kate, that's fine. We gotta talk about the fact... 684 00:33:19,110 --> 00:33:22,773 Richard, Richard, I know. I know it's lousy timing for both of us. 685 00:33:22,914 --> 00:33:25,144 To get a big project at work at the same time, I know that. 686 00:33:25,283 --> 00:33:27,581 But we can make it work. I know we can. 687 00:33:27,719 --> 00:33:30,620 And I'm gonna do my very best to make sure that 688 00:33:30,755 --> 00:33:32,689 nothing falls through the cracks. 689 00:33:33,591 --> 00:33:35,354 Look, Richard, 690 00:33:35,493 --> 00:33:39,793 you have been working so hard to get a big break at work. Me, too. 691 00:33:39,931 --> 00:33:43,458 It's a great problem. We can do this. 692 00:33:43,601 --> 00:33:45,592 - We just have to do a little juggling. - I know. 693 00:33:45,737 --> 00:33:48,103 - But if we're... - I promise I will make everything work. 694 00:33:48,239 --> 00:33:49,934 - Don't worry. - OK, but I'm just telling you... 695 00:33:50,075 --> 00:33:51,906 I said don't worry! 696 00:33:52,744 --> 00:33:57,204 You kind of yelled it, which isn't as comforting, actually. 697 00:33:57,349 --> 00:33:59,408 [sighs] 698 00:34:08,493 --> 00:34:10,393 What's this? What are you doing? 699 00:34:11,129 --> 00:34:12,619 Hm? 700 00:34:12,764 --> 00:34:14,664 We're about to make a giant mess out of our lives 701 00:34:14,799 --> 00:34:17,165 and you're gonna use sex to try and pretend everything's better? 702 00:34:17,302 --> 00:34:18,929 Is that the plan? 703 00:34:19,070 --> 00:34:20,901 - Yes. - I like it. 704 00:34:24,943 --> 00:34:26,808 I mean, I really like it. 705 00:34:28,947 --> 00:34:31,780 Quite frankly, using sex to make up for the flaws in your relationship 706 00:34:31,916 --> 00:34:34,316 is as low as you can go. 707 00:34:34,452 --> 00:34:36,443 But sometimes you have to do it. 708 00:34:36,588 --> 00:34:38,249 I actually do it all the time. 709 00:34:38,390 --> 00:34:40,415 One hundred percent success rate. 710 00:34:41,993 --> 00:34:45,156 [Kate] Richard was right to be worried. It was gonna be Very challenging. 711 00:34:45,296 --> 00:34:48,197 Thank God I had Momo to help me with the workload. 712 00:34:48,333 --> 00:34:51,996 Kind, supportiVe, friendly... she was none of those things. 713 00:34:52,137 --> 00:34:54,037 But she worked her ass off. 714 00:34:54,172 --> 00:34:56,003 - [jet engine roaring] - I've been running... 715 00:34:56,141 --> 00:34:58,268 [Kate] My job was to spend two or three days a week 716 00:34:58,410 --> 00:34:59,741 in New York with Jack. 717 00:34:59,878 --> 00:35:01,607 He was impressiVe, he was insightful, 718 00:35:01,746 --> 00:35:04,510 he was smart, he was a lot of things. 719 00:35:04,649 --> 00:35:06,947 And none of them were Chris Bunce. 720 00:35:07,085 --> 00:35:09,315 I think we should include an insurance wrapper on the fund 721 00:35:09,454 --> 00:35:12,355 - for the low-income retirees. - Exactly. 722 00:35:16,494 --> 00:35:20,931 - Jack, I just wanna say... - If you're gonna thank me again, 723 00:35:21,065 --> 00:35:24,432 - please don't. - No. 724 00:35:24,569 --> 00:35:25,866 I wasn't going to. 725 00:35:28,039 --> 00:35:31,008 I wouldn't thank someone for giving me a big break, 726 00:35:31,142 --> 00:35:33,576 I mean, possibly the biggest break of my career. 727 00:35:33,711 --> 00:35:35,542 I mean, what kind of person would that make me? 728 00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:38,581 Fine. Precisely. 729 00:35:44,956 --> 00:35:46,446 But thank you. 730 00:35:55,667 --> 00:35:58,568 [murmuring indistinctly] 731 00:35:58,703 --> 00:36:00,000 This is the one we'd better get done. 732 00:36:00,138 --> 00:36:03,198 Yep, all right. All right, I gotta hit the ladies. 733 00:36:14,853 --> 00:36:18,186 I'm sorry I won't be there to kiss you good night, but I'll see you tomorrow. 734 00:36:18,323 --> 00:36:20,382 OK? 735 00:36:20,525 --> 00:36:22,823 OK. 736 00:36:22,961 --> 00:36:24,553 ♪ I love you 737 00:36:24,696 --> 00:36:26,254 ♪ A bushel and a peck 738 00:36:26,397 --> 00:36:29,423 ♪ A bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck 739 00:36:29,567 --> 00:36:31,364 ♪ A hug around the neck 740 00:36:31,503 --> 00:36:33,334 ♪ And a barrel and a heap 741 00:36:33,471 --> 00:36:37,100 ♪ A barrel and a heap and I'm talking in my sleep 742 00:36:37,242 --> 00:36:40,109 ♪ About you ♪ 743 00:36:40,245 --> 00:36:42,236 [jazz plays] 744 00:36:43,948 --> 00:36:46,246 [indistinct chatter] 745 00:36:49,020 --> 00:36:51,955 [Kate] For the high-yield set, I thought we could do a time series 746 00:36:52,090 --> 00:36:54,524 showing the higher yield on the MSCI index... 747 00:36:54,659 --> 00:36:56,889 - Bup, bup, bup! No more work. - Sorry. 748 00:36:58,129 --> 00:37:00,029 And can I have my martini back? 749 00:37:00,164 --> 00:37:02,564 You keep on moving it away from the edge of the table. 750 00:37:02,700 --> 00:37:04,531 [laughs] I'm sorry. 751 00:37:04,669 --> 00:37:07,194 Sorry, it's horrible. I'm surprised I'm not cutting your steak for you. 752 00:37:07,338 --> 00:37:10,671 - [laughs] - It's force of habit, I guess. 753 00:37:10,808 --> 00:37:14,073 - That's OK. - Do you... do you have kids? 754 00:37:15,847 --> 00:37:16,939 No. 755 00:37:18,550 --> 00:37:21,075 Um... I did, um... 756 00:37:22,620 --> 00:37:25,418 I was married, once. 757 00:37:25,557 --> 00:37:27,718 She was a great girl. Very special. 758 00:37:28,793 --> 00:37:31,261 And then... 759 00:37:31,396 --> 00:37:35,025 ...two years into the marriage, she got sick and... 760 00:37:36,434 --> 00:37:39,164 Even though she put up an incredible fight... 761 00:37:44,108 --> 00:37:46,406 - I'm very sorry. - It's OK. 762 00:37:47,712 --> 00:37:49,942 I'm OK. You know, 763 00:37:50,081 --> 00:37:52,174 something like that happens in your life, 764 00:37:52,317 --> 00:37:56,947 and it changes the way, well, you... see everything. 765 00:37:58,089 --> 00:38:01,752 So, since then, I try to keep things as simple as possible. 766 00:38:01,893 --> 00:38:04,020 I love my job, I love my work. 767 00:38:04,162 --> 00:38:06,892 It has its ups and downs, but at least it doesn't break your heart. 768 00:38:07,532 --> 00:38:09,796 So, what about you? You like what you do? 769 00:38:10,501 --> 00:38:12,969 - I love my job. - Mm-hm. 770 00:38:13,104 --> 00:38:14,594 They market doesn't know what sex I am, 771 00:38:14,739 --> 00:38:17,333 it only knows whether I'm right or wrong. 772 00:38:17,475 --> 00:38:19,875 - I like the fairness of that. - Mm-hm. 773 00:38:20,011 --> 00:38:23,276 Although, sometimes I wish I didn't love my job so much 774 00:38:23,414 --> 00:38:26,110 - because then... - Then you could be home with your kids. 775 00:38:26,851 --> 00:38:28,910 You're allowed to miss your children. 776 00:38:29,053 --> 00:38:33,581 Here's the thing. I have two beautiful kids. 777 00:38:33,725 --> 00:38:35,352 And I love them. 778 00:38:35,493 --> 00:38:38,690 But life changes. There's no question about that. 779 00:38:38,830 --> 00:38:40,695 There's no spur of the moment activities, 780 00:38:40,832 --> 00:38:43,062 you're not meeting people for dinner at the last minute, 781 00:38:43,201 --> 00:38:45,692 or seeing a movie whenever you want. 782 00:38:45,837 --> 00:38:47,862 Or, you know, going bowling. 783 00:38:48,006 --> 00:38:49,337 - Bowling? - Yeah. 784 00:38:49,474 --> 00:38:51,237 My sister and I used to bowl all the time. 785 00:38:51,376 --> 00:38:53,276 But now we're both mothers and... 786 00:38:53,411 --> 00:38:55,140 So, you know, where is the time? 787 00:38:55,980 --> 00:38:57,572 Bowling. 788 00:39:00,318 --> 00:39:03,481 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have told you all that about my children. 789 00:39:03,621 --> 00:39:05,486 - Not professional. - Uh-huh. 790 00:39:05,623 --> 00:39:07,386 I'll tell you what. From now on, 791 00:39:07,525 --> 00:39:09,857 don't think of me as Kate the working mom. 792 00:39:09,994 --> 00:39:12,554 Think of me as Bill, 793 00:39:12,697 --> 00:39:14,494 your trusted financial analyst. 794 00:39:14,632 --> 00:39:18,534 Well, the fact is studies show women make better investors. 795 00:39:18,670 --> 00:39:20,069 - Hm! - But if you want, 796 00:39:20,204 --> 00:39:21,694 I'll just forget you're a woman. [whistles] 797 00:39:21,839 --> 00:39:23,773 OK, oh... 798 00:39:24,542 --> 00:39:26,339 Here you go. All right. 799 00:39:26,477 --> 00:39:28,775 Thanks. I mean, not thanks. 800 00:39:30,848 --> 00:39:33,078 Well... 801 00:39:33,217 --> 00:39:35,617 - Good night, Jack. - Good night, Bill. 802 00:39:35,753 --> 00:39:36,845 [chuckles] 803 00:39:47,965 --> 00:39:49,557 Oh! Bye-bye! Bye-bye. 804 00:39:51,169 --> 00:39:52,158 Bye-bye. 805 00:39:56,307 --> 00:39:59,708 [Kate] From that moment on, life got busier and busier. 806 00:40:00,945 --> 00:40:05,075 And the funny thing is it really looked like I was making eVerything work. 807 00:40:06,350 --> 00:40:08,011 I read once that the key to juggling 808 00:40:08,152 --> 00:40:11,019 is not catching, but throwing. 809 00:40:11,155 --> 00:40:13,350 So I just kept throwing, 810 00:40:13,491 --> 00:40:15,925 and throwing, and throwing. 811 00:40:16,060 --> 00:40:17,789 It doesn't smell. 812 00:40:17,929 --> 00:40:19,487 It's got no stains. 813 00:40:19,630 --> 00:40:22,064 My God! I have something to wear! 814 00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:25,499 [♪ Little Jackie: "Move To the Beat"] 815 00:40:25,636 --> 00:40:29,936 ♪ You gotta moVe with the traffic and go with the flow 816 00:40:30,074 --> 00:40:33,566 ♪ Hop on one foot while you touch your nose 817 00:40:33,711 --> 00:40:35,178 ♪ Juggle ten things 818 00:40:35,313 --> 00:40:37,781 - ♪ With your other hand - [indistinct] 819 00:40:37,915 --> 00:40:39,815 I have never seen Kate work so hard, 820 00:40:39,951 --> 00:40:41,714 but she's always been there for Ben and Emily. 821 00:40:41,853 --> 00:40:44,321 I mean, she spreads some serious love on those kids. 822 00:40:44,455 --> 00:40:48,551 ♪ Ah, suck it up and leaVe me 823 00:40:48,693 --> 00:40:52,254 ♪ Can't do it all Baby, if you're asking 824 00:40:52,396 --> 00:40:56,025 ♪ You're looking at the queen of multitasking 825 00:40:56,167 --> 00:41:00,399 I drop my kids off for school at 7:15, 826 00:41:00,538 --> 00:41:03,336 so I'm here about, what, 7:45? Eight-ish? 827 00:41:03,474 --> 00:41:05,339 - That's about right. - Yeah. 828 00:41:05,476 --> 00:41:10,106 And then I leave around... two? 829 00:41:10,248 --> 00:41:14,116 ♪ I know it's hard You try to make it look easy 830 00:41:14,252 --> 00:41:16,015 ♪ Try to stay in charge 831 00:41:16,154 --> 00:41:18,088 [man on TV] I know you want to, but you can't quit the newspaper business. 832 00:41:18,222 --> 00:41:19,211 Why not? 833 00:41:19,357 --> 00:41:20,688 I know you, Hildy, I know what winning would mean. 834 00:41:20,825 --> 00:41:22,383 - What would it mean? - It would kill you. 835 00:41:22,527 --> 00:41:25,052 - You can't sell me that. - Who says I can't? 836 00:41:25,196 --> 00:41:27,323 - You're a newspaperman! - That's why I'm quitting. 837 00:41:27,465 --> 00:41:28,989 I want to go someplace where I can be a woman. 838 00:41:29,133 --> 00:41:31,226 - [jet engine roars] - [Kate] Suddenly, 839 00:41:31,369 --> 00:41:33,929 it was as if our liVes were on fast forward. 840 00:41:34,071 --> 00:41:37,302 I just had to keep my eye on eVerything, all at the same time. 841 00:41:37,441 --> 00:41:38,738 - Look out! Coming through! - [bell dings] 842 00:41:38,876 --> 00:41:41,106 [Kate] See, the other basic rule ofjuggling 843 00:41:41,245 --> 00:41:44,271 - is that what goes up... - [gasps] 844 00:41:45,550 --> 00:41:46,744 ...must come down. 845 00:41:50,087 --> 00:41:51,645 [toy squeals] Hello, baby. 846 00:41:51,789 --> 00:41:54,349 - Watch out for dog doo, honey. - [toy] Bye-bye. 847 00:41:54,492 --> 00:41:58,826 [Kate] At the same time, Jack and I had this insane deadline looming, 848 00:41:58,963 --> 00:42:02,023 so our emails went from daily to hourly. 849 00:42:02,166 --> 00:42:04,225 But I promise you, I was careful to maintain 850 00:42:04,368 --> 00:42:07,337 the proper, professional distance at all times. 851 00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:11,834 "Dear Jack, here's the final Version of the PowerPoint. 852 00:42:11,976 --> 00:42:14,444 Should you haVe any desire..." 853 00:42:14,579 --> 00:42:16,342 [mumbles indistinctly] 854 00:42:21,419 --> 00:42:25,185 "Dear Jack, I will be putting the finishing touches to bed." 855 00:42:25,323 --> 00:42:27,188 Oh... [sighs] 856 00:42:27,325 --> 00:42:29,885 "You know I would bend oVer backwards..." 857 00:42:30,027 --> 00:42:31,722 [groans] 858 00:42:34,599 --> 00:42:36,567 "I'll see you soon. Kate." 859 00:42:37,301 --> 00:42:38,700 [computer beeps] 860 00:42:47,278 --> 00:42:48,711 [computer beeps] 861 00:42:48,846 --> 00:42:51,212 [Jack] Hey, why are you still up? 862 00:42:51,349 --> 00:42:53,374 - [Kate] Working. - [computer beeps] 863 00:42:53,517 --> 00:42:56,145 [Jack] Enough, we're good. Go to bed. 864 00:42:56,287 --> 00:42:59,688 [Kate] Ah, too much to do. Bed's a waste of time. 865 00:42:59,824 --> 00:43:01,655 [Jack] Not always, I hope. 866 00:43:01,792 --> 00:43:03,919 - Hm! - Good night, Kate. 867 00:43:04,061 --> 00:43:06,461 X O, Jack. 868 00:43:06,597 --> 00:43:09,225 [Kate] Good night. X O... 869 00:43:14,238 --> 00:43:15,933 Good night, Kate. 870 00:43:17,808 --> 00:43:20,436 No. If you're gonna sign "XO," 871 00:43:20,578 --> 00:43:22,603 you might as well sign, "Please enter me." 872 00:43:26,951 --> 00:43:28,748 - OK, Ben. Say one... - Hi. 873 00:43:28,886 --> 00:43:31,582 Hi, Daddy. Two, three. 874 00:43:31,722 --> 00:43:33,815 Hey, you remember that Paula's gotta leave today at five. 875 00:43:33,958 --> 00:43:36,358 - So can you... - Oh, no, I got that meeting at 4:00. 876 00:43:36,494 --> 00:43:37,893 - Oh, shit. - Then I got the dinner afterwards. 877 00:43:38,029 --> 00:43:40,725 - Yeah, I forgot. - So you think maybe you can... 878 00:43:40,865 --> 00:43:42,560 Yeah, that's not a problem. I'll do that. 879 00:43:42,700 --> 00:43:44,861 - I love you, gotta go. - Oh. I love you, too. Bye. 880 00:43:45,002 --> 00:43:47,971 - Where in the hell is Paula? - Oh, I don't know. Don't... 881 00:43:48,105 --> 00:43:50,232 I'll take, um, I'll take Ben to Allison's nanny, 882 00:43:50,374 --> 00:43:51,671 and then I'll take Emily to school, OK? 883 00:43:51,809 --> 00:43:52,798 - Oh, good. - Bye, Daddy. 884 00:43:52,944 --> 00:43:55,139 - Bye. - Bye! 885 00:43:55,279 --> 00:43:58,112 Em, honey? Can you come get your lunch box? 886 00:43:59,750 --> 00:44:01,377 [Clark] Great series of meetings this week. 887 00:44:01,519 --> 00:44:03,282 The T note yields for the third quarter look good. 888 00:44:04,055 --> 00:44:05,386 All right, then. 889 00:44:05,523 --> 00:44:06,990 Let's go make some money. 890 00:44:07,124 --> 00:44:09,183 - [indistinct chatter] - Bunce, you wanna go get a steak? 891 00:44:09,327 --> 00:44:11,557 [Bunce] You know I do. It'd be an honor if you let me buy. 892 00:44:11,696 --> 00:44:13,163 [Clark] What'd you think about that game last night? 893 00:44:13,297 --> 00:44:15,822 - [continues indistinct] - I'm gonna be in late tomorrow. 894 00:44:15,967 --> 00:44:19,095 - Doctor's appointment. - Oh, OK. 895 00:44:20,571 --> 00:44:22,266 Because I'm pregnant. 896 00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,736 - You're what?! - I know, I know. 897 00:44:25,876 --> 00:44:28,640 Some kind of systems failure on the birth control. 898 00:44:29,413 --> 00:44:30,903 Don't worry, I'm dealing with it. 899 00:44:31,048 --> 00:44:33,107 I'm not having kids, remember? 900 00:44:33,250 --> 00:44:35,844 Wait, wait, wait! Wait, wait. 901 00:44:36,620 --> 00:44:40,852 I know you look at me and you see a mess, 902 00:44:40,992 --> 00:44:45,190 a hurry, a giant un-tweezed eyebrow, I am walking birth control. 903 00:44:45,329 --> 00:44:47,194 I get it. 904 00:44:47,331 --> 00:44:49,094 But it's not all that. 905 00:44:49,233 --> 00:44:52,532 There is so much joy. 906 00:44:52,670 --> 00:44:56,162 And if, for some reason, you wanted to go through 907 00:44:56,307 --> 00:45:00,141 the madness of having a baby, I could help you. 908 00:45:00,277 --> 00:45:03,804 I've been doing it for a while. I could teach you some useful tricks 909 00:45:03,948 --> 00:45:05,916 to help you manage both work and home 910 00:45:06,050 --> 00:45:10,487 so that neither side gets... Oh, my God! What time is it?! 911 00:45:10,621 --> 00:45:12,680 Oh, shit! 912 00:45:12,823 --> 00:45:15,189 Shit! Shit, shit. 913 00:45:15,326 --> 00:45:19,456 Oh, shit! Shit, shit, shit! 914 00:45:21,298 --> 00:45:22,196 Shit. 915 00:45:22,333 --> 00:45:24,096 Hey, Richard, it's me. 916 00:45:24,235 --> 00:45:26,533 I am so, so, so sorry, honey. 917 00:45:26,670 --> 00:45:28,797 I know you have a dinner, and I am on my way 918 00:45:28,939 --> 00:45:31,237 and then you can go. I am on the stairs. 919 00:45:31,375 --> 00:45:33,172 I'm approaching a revolving door. 920 00:45:33,310 --> 00:45:35,039 I am in the revolving door. 921 00:45:35,179 --> 00:45:38,171 A woman just keeps the puzzle of family life in her head. 922 00:45:38,315 --> 00:45:39,907 She just does. 923 00:45:40,051 --> 00:45:42,349 The inside of a working woman's head is like... 924 00:45:42,486 --> 00:45:44,977 ...the control tower at O'Hare Airport. 925 00:45:45,122 --> 00:45:47,090 - Richard, honey! - [Ben babbling] 926 00:45:47,224 --> 00:45:50,318 I'm here! I'm home! 927 00:45:50,461 --> 00:45:52,725 - Mommy, Mommy! - Hi, honey. Where's Daddy? 928 00:45:52,863 --> 00:45:54,831 - He had to go to dinner. - He's at dinner? 929 00:45:54,965 --> 00:45:56,762 Then who are you here with? 930 00:45:56,901 --> 00:46:00,530 [snoring] 931 00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:04,774 I'm sorry, I didn't know what to do. 932 00:46:04,909 --> 00:46:07,377 - Yeah, I know that, but... - So I called Wendy what's-her-name, 933 00:46:07,511 --> 00:46:10,605 and I asked if her babysitter could come over after work. 934 00:46:10,748 --> 00:46:14,115 You called Wendy "I do everything perfectly best"? 935 00:46:14,251 --> 00:46:16,981 And then you left my kids with somebody that I don't know? 936 00:46:17,121 --> 00:46:19,453 Kate, you weren't here. I left them with a sitter. 937 00:46:19,590 --> 00:46:22,286 - Yes, who doesn't know them. - It was OK! 938 00:46:22,426 --> 00:46:25,486 Sometimes OK has to be good enough. I mean, the kids are fine. 939 00:46:25,629 --> 00:46:28,894 So, in this case, I would say the old lady was the perfect babysitter. 940 00:46:29,033 --> 00:46:30,933 Getting a backup sitter is on my list. 941 00:46:31,068 --> 00:46:33,229 Oh, Jesus, with these lists. Really? 942 00:46:33,370 --> 00:46:35,361 I mean, do Pilates, bake lasagna, 943 00:46:35,506 --> 00:46:38,202 you might as well put down dock the space station. 944 00:46:38,342 --> 00:46:41,971 Well, that's not very nice. You know, I get a lot done from those lists. 945 00:46:42,113 --> 00:46:44,911 I know, I'm sorry, honey. Let's just... let's go to bed. OK? 946 00:46:45,049 --> 00:46:48,780 Wait, Richard, wait. I have to go to Cleveland tomorrow. 947 00:46:48,919 --> 00:46:50,750 It's just for one night. 948 00:46:50,888 --> 00:46:53,015 Jack and I have to meet these potential brokers, 949 00:46:53,157 --> 00:46:55,557 you know, to just get a sense of how much they're willing to commit 950 00:46:55,693 --> 00:46:59,493 before we put this in front of Harcourt, and... 951 00:46:59,630 --> 00:47:01,029 [sighs] 952 00:47:03,467 --> 00:47:05,526 Come on. Let's go to bed. 953 00:47:09,073 --> 00:47:12,406 I'm still... I'm still in here. 954 00:47:12,543 --> 00:47:14,773 [Bunce] Look, you haVe to traVel in this job. We're road warriors. 955 00:47:14,912 --> 00:47:19,076 And if you are tethered to anything, 956 00:47:19,216 --> 00:47:22,083 uh, then you are a bird that cannot fly. 957 00:47:22,219 --> 00:47:25,518 And no one goes to a pet store and says, 958 00:47:25,656 --> 00:47:27,715 "I would like a bird that cannot fly." 959 00:47:32,997 --> 00:47:35,465 [indistinct PA announcement] 960 00:47:39,203 --> 00:47:42,172 [Kate speaking indistinctly] ...volatility... 961 00:47:42,306 --> 00:47:46,003 We're talking about bringing a closed-in... 962 00:47:50,281 --> 00:47:51,339 Thank you. 963 00:47:51,482 --> 00:47:53,780 They'll be some persuading Harcourt to commit. 964 00:47:53,918 --> 00:47:55,351 Thank you very much. 965 00:47:56,954 --> 00:47:59,821 How big was the potato that this came from? 966 00:47:59,957 --> 00:48:00,924 [laughs] 967 00:48:01,058 --> 00:48:04,619 This is the sort of thing that cracks my family up. 968 00:48:08,999 --> 00:48:10,193 Sorry. 969 00:48:11,435 --> 00:48:13,903 So the brokers, you feel good about them? 970 00:48:14,038 --> 00:48:15,767 They love it. You know... 971 00:48:15,906 --> 00:48:19,205 Should we go visit some of the famous sights of Cleveland? 972 00:48:19,343 --> 00:48:21,277 - What were they again? - [chuckles] 973 00:48:21,412 --> 00:48:23,346 You wanna know the joke of business travel? 974 00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:26,847 My mother always says, "Oh, it must be so exciting 975 00:48:26,984 --> 00:48:29,680 to see all those different cities," but we mostly just see 976 00:48:29,820 --> 00:48:31,617 the insides of hotels and airports. 977 00:48:31,755 --> 00:48:34,690 Mm-hm. Not tonight. 978 00:48:34,825 --> 00:48:37,521 [jazz plays] 979 00:48:40,397 --> 00:48:43,730 - You bowl? - Do I look like I bowl? 980 00:48:43,867 --> 00:48:46,893 You guys are all set, except it's gonna be like a half hour for a lane 981 00:48:47,037 --> 00:48:49,005 because it's R&B night. 982 00:48:49,139 --> 00:48:51,801 Unless you wanna play with one of the groups. 983 00:48:51,942 --> 00:48:53,569 - [pins clatter] - [yelling] 984 00:48:53,711 --> 00:48:55,338 [man] They can get a little competitive. 985 00:48:55,479 --> 00:48:56,446 [♪ Teena Marie: "I'm A Sucker For Your Love"] 986 00:48:56,580 --> 00:48:59,515 ♪ I'm just a sucker for loVe 987 00:48:59,650 --> 00:49:02,084 - ♪ For loVe - ♪ I'm just a sucker for loVe 988 00:49:02,219 --> 00:49:04,517 ♪ Sucker for loVe Sucker for loVe 989 00:49:04,655 --> 00:49:07,556 - Ah! - [applause, cheering] 990 00:49:08,859 --> 00:49:12,556 You're little, but you can throw! Whoo! 991 00:49:12,696 --> 00:49:15,563 Just watch and learn. 992 00:49:20,137 --> 00:49:22,697 [cheering] 993 00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:24,899 Lumber Liquidators is going down! 994 00:49:25,042 --> 00:49:26,634 Timber! 995 00:49:26,777 --> 00:49:28,540 [woman] Abelhammer, you're next! 996 00:49:28,679 --> 00:49:30,203 [man] Show them what you can do, New York! 997 00:49:30,347 --> 00:49:33,248 [yelling] 998 00:49:33,384 --> 00:49:36,251 It's pretty simple. You just balance, and then you... 999 00:49:36,387 --> 00:49:37,445 ...aim right down the center. 1000 00:49:37,588 --> 00:49:40,022 I'm just gonna throw it and hope for the best, OK? 1001 00:49:40,157 --> 00:49:41,488 - [ball clatters] - Whoo! 1002 00:49:41,625 --> 00:49:43,422 - [crowd yelling] - OK, I got it! 1003 00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:45,653 - I got it! - [man] They get a little slippery. 1004 00:49:45,796 --> 00:49:47,821 - [man yelling] - OK. 1005 00:49:50,934 --> 00:49:53,266 ♪ I'm just a sucker for loVe Sucker for loVe 1006 00:49:53,404 --> 00:49:55,531 ♪ Sucker for loVe, baby 1007 00:49:56,473 --> 00:49:59,271 [cheering] 1008 00:49:59,410 --> 00:50:01,776 Max's Automotives is going down! 1009 00:50:01,912 --> 00:50:05,006 - [laughter] - I see what you mean! Bowling's fun! 1010 00:50:05,149 --> 00:50:08,277 - [man] Hey, time to refuel. - Cheers, everyone. 1011 00:50:08,419 --> 00:50:10,148 Well done. 1012 00:50:11,522 --> 00:50:13,422 - [Jack] Yeah! - [man laughs] 1013 00:50:13,557 --> 00:50:15,582 - Oh... Very nice. - [indistinct] 1014 00:50:15,726 --> 00:50:17,125 Doesn't she look like me? 1015 00:50:17,828 --> 00:50:20,126 [all] Oh! 1016 00:50:21,332 --> 00:50:23,425 [dramatic music plays] 1017 00:50:23,567 --> 00:50:27,025 If you win this for us, we'll forgive you for being a banker. 1018 00:50:30,607 --> 00:50:35,374 ♪ Sucker, sucker Sucker, sucker 1019 00:50:35,512 --> 00:50:37,480 - Yeah! - [cheering] 1020 00:50:40,451 --> 00:50:42,544 - There we go, great! - Get in here. Thank you. 1021 00:50:42,686 --> 00:50:43,744 Thank you. 1022 00:50:45,889 --> 00:50:47,447 Yes! 1023 00:50:48,892 --> 00:50:50,519 Yeah. 1024 00:50:50,661 --> 00:50:51,650 Whoo! 1025 00:50:57,234 --> 00:50:58,599 [laughs] 1026 00:50:59,937 --> 00:51:01,928 I can't believe you're a closet bowler. 1027 00:51:02,072 --> 00:51:03,596 [both laugh] 1028 00:51:03,741 --> 00:51:05,766 Well, when I went to college, 1029 00:51:05,909 --> 00:51:08,776 all my buddies bowled. 1030 00:51:08,912 --> 00:51:11,346 [sighs] It was, uh... It was fun. 1031 00:51:11,482 --> 00:51:13,074 [chuckles] 1032 00:51:13,217 --> 00:51:15,447 But not as much fun as tonight. 1033 00:51:15,586 --> 00:51:16,780 Yeah. 1034 00:51:21,091 --> 00:51:25,255 - [Allison] And then? - Then I, uh, went to my hotel room, 1035 00:51:25,396 --> 00:51:28,524 ate all the Swedish Fish, and fell asleep. 1036 00:51:28,665 --> 00:51:31,759 But then he showed up at your door and said, "Kate, I can't live without you. 1037 00:51:31,902 --> 00:51:34,132 - Run away with me." - No. 1038 00:51:34,271 --> 00:51:36,762 - No, it was not like that. - Really? 1039 00:51:36,907 --> 00:51:38,636 Did you tell Richard that you went out with Jack? 1040 00:51:38,776 --> 00:51:41,438 No, because we didn't go out. We went bowling. 1041 00:51:41,578 --> 00:51:44,069 And this is absurd. 1042 00:51:44,214 --> 00:51:45,909 Jack and I are just... 1043 00:51:46,049 --> 00:51:48,643 - ...friendly. - No, you're right. 1044 00:51:48,786 --> 00:51:50,617 I know how straight, single guys 1045 00:51:50,754 --> 00:51:53,222 hate to hit on attractive coworkers on business trips. 1046 00:51:53,357 --> 00:51:55,587 He's not creepy like that. 1047 00:51:55,726 --> 00:51:57,387 How does he sign his emails? 1048 00:51:58,195 --> 00:52:00,220 - What? - Jack. 1049 00:52:00,364 --> 00:52:02,628 "Best"? "Yours"? 1050 00:52:02,766 --> 00:52:05,564 - "Thinking of you"? - [laughs] I don't know. 1051 00:52:05,702 --> 00:52:08,364 Is it "XO"? It's "XO," isn't it? 1052 00:52:08,505 --> 00:52:10,132 Will you stop cross-examining me? 1053 00:52:10,274 --> 00:52:11,866 This isn't one of your depositions. 1054 00:52:12,009 --> 00:52:14,068 - Oh, my God, you're blushing. - [laughs] I am not. 1055 00:52:14,211 --> 00:52:17,203 Kate, promise me... promise me 1056 00:52:17,347 --> 00:52:20,316 that you won't do anything disgusting or immoral... 1057 00:52:20,451 --> 00:52:22,612 - ...without telling me everything. - [chuckles] 1058 00:52:22,886 --> 00:52:26,219 OK, it's microwave fresh. 1059 00:52:26,356 --> 00:52:28,085 Mm... Come on! It's gonna get cold. 1060 00:52:28,225 --> 00:52:30,955 - OK, hold on. - Hey, how was your trip? 1061 00:52:32,162 --> 00:52:35,359 - What? - You went to Cleveland. 1062 00:52:35,499 --> 00:52:37,558 Oh! Uh, it was fine. Fine. 1063 00:52:37,701 --> 00:52:39,828 Anyway, um, good news is 1064 00:52:39,970 --> 00:52:42,165 the project is in good shape. 1065 00:52:42,306 --> 00:52:44,570 - Jack's happy. - Jack's happy. 1066 00:52:44,708 --> 00:52:47,575 Jack likes the tech sector. Jack's allergic to tree nuts. 1067 00:52:47,711 --> 00:52:49,679 [laughs] 1068 00:52:50,681 --> 00:52:53,241 You know, I Googled him. Sit down. 1069 00:52:53,383 --> 00:52:55,214 He's a hideous-looking fellow. My gosh. 1070 00:52:55,352 --> 00:52:58,219 Just... must be a nightmare hanging out with that guy. 1071 00:52:58,355 --> 00:53:01,756 - Is he? I hadn't noticed. - Oh, you hadn't noticed? 1072 00:53:01,892 --> 00:53:04,952 - Is he... is he not hideous? - No... [mumbles] 1073 00:53:05,095 --> 00:53:08,861 - [Richard laughs] - So he's happy. 1074 00:53:08,999 --> 00:53:13,368 Which means that we can go to your parents' for Thanksgiving. 1075 00:53:13,504 --> 00:53:16,598 And then we can get the Christmas tree on Friday like we've been talking about. 1076 00:53:16,740 --> 00:53:20,335 And then I was thinking that maybe... 1077 00:53:20,477 --> 00:53:22,206 - ...we could get a sitter. - Yeah. 1078 00:53:22,346 --> 00:53:24,143 Yeah. Yeah, we can get a sitter, 1079 00:53:24,281 --> 00:53:27,478 and then maybe we go to the movies, you know? 1080 00:53:27,618 --> 00:53:30,052 - Yeah. That'd be fun. - Yeah. 1081 00:53:30,187 --> 00:53:33,679 It's gonna be a great, perfect, fun trip. 1082 00:53:33,824 --> 00:53:36,588 OK, OK. I like it. 1083 00:53:38,862 --> 00:53:41,763 I woke up in the middle of the night and I realized we should adjust the charts 1084 00:53:41,899 --> 00:53:44,367 so that dividends are grouped by asset class. 1085 00:53:44,501 --> 00:53:45,832 Great. We can go over this tomorrow. 1086 00:53:45,969 --> 00:53:48,460 No, you can just email it to me. It's OK. 1087 00:53:48,605 --> 00:53:50,436 I'm out of the office till Monday. 1088 00:53:50,574 --> 00:53:52,166 You are? But there is so much that you said... 1089 00:53:52,309 --> 00:53:55,836 It's Thanksgiving. It's fine. We are OK. 1090 00:53:55,979 --> 00:53:58,948 - Are you sure? - Yes. Yes. 1091 00:53:59,082 --> 00:54:02,176 And I really wanna spend time with my family. 1092 00:54:03,053 --> 00:54:05,112 - One more thing. - Yeah? 1093 00:54:07,024 --> 00:54:08,150 I'm having the baby. 1094 00:54:11,161 --> 00:54:12,253 I'm sorry, what? 1095 00:54:12,396 --> 00:54:14,728 I'm only disclosing that because, as my superior, 1096 00:54:14,865 --> 00:54:16,628 - I believe that you... - Oh, my God, Momo! 1097 00:54:16,767 --> 00:54:19,497 Momo, forget about all that. 1098 00:54:22,806 --> 00:54:24,068 I'm uncomfortable now. 1099 00:54:24,207 --> 00:54:26,539 I'm just so happy for you. 1100 00:54:27,744 --> 00:54:29,234 I'm still uncomfortable. 1101 00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:33,142 There's no way anyone can explain it to you 1102 00:54:33,283 --> 00:54:35,808 before you have a baby, and once you do, 1103 00:54:35,953 --> 00:54:38,183 you'll wonder why no one ever told you how it felt. 1104 00:54:39,122 --> 00:54:40,214 Please stop holding me. 1105 00:54:41,758 --> 00:54:43,589 Happy Thanksgiving. 1106 00:54:43,727 --> 00:54:45,456 Same to you. 1107 00:54:46,330 --> 00:54:49,822 Being pregnant doesn't feel awesome. 1108 00:54:49,967 --> 00:54:51,229 It feels like a mistake. 1109 00:54:51,835 --> 00:54:54,030 But lots of people have babies as mistakes. 1110 00:54:55,372 --> 00:54:58,466 Maybe... maybe my baby will turn into Justin Bieber. 1111 00:54:58,609 --> 00:55:00,099 He started as a mistake. 1112 00:55:00,243 --> 00:55:01,767 Now he's a billionaire. 1113 00:55:03,246 --> 00:55:05,510 - Good night. - [man] Good night, Kate. 1114 00:55:05,649 --> 00:55:07,844 There you are. Heard you're taking off what? 1115 00:55:07,985 --> 00:55:11,751 Five days? I love that carpe diem thing you have going on. 1116 00:55:11,888 --> 00:55:13,822 But, just so you know, I'll be in town. 1117 00:55:13,957 --> 00:55:16,050 Wife cooks dinner for about 20 people. 1118 00:55:16,193 --> 00:55:17,683 Makes three turkeys. 1119 00:55:17,828 --> 00:55:20,194 So if you need me to cover for you, 1120 00:55:20,330 --> 00:55:22,093 - I'll be right here. - [elevator dings] 1121 00:55:23,100 --> 00:55:24,829 Three turkeys? Wow. 1122 00:55:24,968 --> 00:55:26,492 That's... that's amazing. 1123 00:55:26,637 --> 00:55:30,038 You know, why not give Abelhammer my cell in case he needs anything. 1124 00:55:30,173 --> 00:55:31,162 Happy Thanksgiving. 1125 00:55:34,344 --> 00:55:35,936 This is what you need to know about Bunce. 1126 00:55:36,079 --> 00:55:39,242 He's one of those guys who loves to come in at the end 1127 00:55:39,383 --> 00:55:42,375 and take the credit after someone else has done all the hard work. 1128 00:55:42,519 --> 00:55:46,979 If I slip up even a little, he is so ready to pounce. 1129 00:55:50,260 --> 00:55:52,922 I make a great turkey, too, by the way. 1130 00:55:53,063 --> 00:55:54,496 It's delicious. 1131 00:55:54,631 --> 00:55:57,293 Everyone says my breast is very juicy. 1132 00:55:57,434 --> 00:55:58,423 [elevator dings] 1133 00:55:59,169 --> 00:56:01,535 - [Kate] Ah! - Oh, my God. 1134 00:56:02,439 --> 00:56:04,634 You like the mule in Treasure of the Sierra Madre. 1135 00:56:04,775 --> 00:56:07,710 OK, I got the changing pad and the portable high chair, 1136 00:56:07,844 --> 00:56:10,108 the porta-crib, bibs, 1137 00:56:10,247 --> 00:56:12,738 Thomas the Tank Engine cereal bowls. 1138 00:56:13,850 --> 00:56:15,147 There's no reason to pack. 1139 00:56:15,285 --> 00:56:17,116 Everyone knows that you buy two of everything, 1140 00:56:17,254 --> 00:56:20,121 you keep one set at the country house. Boom. Done. 1141 00:56:20,257 --> 00:56:24,057 I swear to God, Louis XIV traveled lighter than we do. 1142 00:56:24,194 --> 00:56:26,662 - You ready to have fun? - [panting] 1143 00:56:26,797 --> 00:56:30,460 Well, I like the spirit. [chuckles] 1144 00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:34,001 Just don't tell your mother about my new project or that I'm on deadline, OK? 1145 00:56:34,137 --> 00:56:36,037 What do you wanna do? You wanna lie to her? 1146 00:56:36,173 --> 00:56:38,334 Hm... let's see. Yes. 1147 00:56:38,475 --> 00:56:40,705 Oh, OK. All right. 1148 00:56:40,844 --> 00:56:43,369 - Here. Ah! - That's not gonna wanna stay. 1149 00:56:43,513 --> 00:56:46,573 - One, two, three... - Whoo! [laughs] 1150 00:56:46,717 --> 00:56:49,379 Don't worry about that. 1151 00:56:49,519 --> 00:56:51,749 - That's ours, right? - [laughs] Oh, no. 1152 00:56:52,022 --> 00:56:54,149 - [♪ Bill Withers: "Lovely Day"] - [Richard] Who knows the lyrics? 1153 00:56:54,291 --> 00:56:58,660 - [Emily] You do, Daddy. - [Richard] Come on. I love this part. 1154 00:56:58,795 --> 00:57:02,287 ♪ Bears heavy on my mind Take it, Kate. 1155 00:57:02,432 --> 00:57:04,798 [Kate laughs] OK. ♪ Then I look at you 1156 00:57:04,935 --> 00:57:06,493 [Richard] Emily, come on! 1157 00:57:06,636 --> 00:57:10,402 [Emily] ♪ And the world's all right with me 1158 00:57:10,540 --> 00:57:12,235 [Richard] That's right. Take it, Kate. 1159 00:57:12,375 --> 00:57:14,809 [Kate] ♪ Just one look at you 1160 00:57:14,945 --> 00:57:16,105 [Richard] What are we gonna do? 1161 00:57:16,246 --> 00:57:19,238 [all] ♪ And I know it's gonna be 1162 00:57:19,382 --> 00:57:21,247 - [Richard] Here we go! - [Kate] One, two... 1163 00:57:21,384 --> 00:57:23,750 - [all] ♪ A lovely day - Oh! 1164 00:57:26,857 --> 00:57:29,621 Look at this. We're on a trip. 1165 00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:32,320 We're all in one place. Right? 1166 00:57:32,462 --> 00:57:35,226 You're right. You're right, this is great. 1167 00:57:35,365 --> 00:57:37,890 - It's nice. - Really. 1168 00:57:38,034 --> 00:57:40,798 - [laughing] - [cell phone buzzes] 1169 00:57:40,937 --> 00:57:43,064 - You're buzzing. - Oh. 1170 00:57:43,206 --> 00:57:45,572 - Sorry. - No, it's all right. 1171 00:57:45,709 --> 00:57:49,304 I'm gonna silence this thing. 1172 00:57:49,446 --> 00:57:52,574 And it's... quiet. 1173 00:57:52,716 --> 00:57:55,014 - And I'm not gonna work. - Sounds good. OK. 1174 00:57:55,152 --> 00:57:56,016 I'm... 1175 00:57:56,153 --> 00:57:57,984 I am not working. 1176 00:57:58,121 --> 00:57:58,985 See? 1177 00:57:59,122 --> 00:58:01,647 - Don't need it. - Are you sure? 1178 00:58:01,792 --> 00:58:02,724 - Yes! - It's OK. 1179 00:58:02,859 --> 00:58:03,917 If you need to take the call, it's fine. 1180 00:58:04,060 --> 00:58:06,620 - I don't need it. - OK. 1181 00:58:10,467 --> 00:58:12,628 - Oh! - [all yelling] 1182 00:58:12,769 --> 00:58:14,964 That's a mistake! Big mistake! Who wants some? 1183 00:58:15,105 --> 00:58:18,131 - Come over here! - Ah! 1184 00:58:18,275 --> 00:58:20,334 - Get him, get him! - Ah! 1185 00:58:20,477 --> 00:58:23,469 [all laughing, shouting] 1186 00:58:32,622 --> 00:58:36,183 - Those look great. - Thank you. [chuckles] 1187 00:58:37,894 --> 00:58:39,759 Thanks for doing this. 1188 00:58:39,896 --> 00:58:41,796 Those smell delicious, Kate. 1189 00:58:45,936 --> 00:58:49,269 - So a bunch of snowmen are standing... - Oh, no! 1190 00:58:49,406 --> 00:58:51,931 A bunch of snowmen are standing in front of the barbershop, 1191 00:58:52,075 --> 00:58:53,838 - and one of them says... - Who smells carrots. 1192 00:58:53,977 --> 00:58:57,140 - Uh... Oh, come on! - Same one as last year. 1193 00:58:57,280 --> 00:58:59,373 - Thank you. - You ruined my joke! 1194 00:58:59,516 --> 00:59:02,508 - You ruined my joke! - ...30 years ago... 1195 00:59:02,652 --> 00:59:04,017 - [laughing] - That's my joke! 1196 00:59:04,154 --> 00:59:06,850 - I don't get it. - Because of their nose. 1197 00:59:06,990 --> 00:59:10,255 - 'Cause their nose is a carrot. - You know the pond is frozen. 1198 00:59:10,393 --> 00:59:12,554 So if anybody wants to go skating tomorrow... 1199 00:59:12,696 --> 00:59:14,891 Well, I promised Em that we were gonna build a snowman tomorrow, right? 1200 00:59:15,031 --> 00:59:17,226 - Yeah. - We can do it at the pond. 1201 00:59:17,367 --> 00:59:21,133 [Richard] Oh, that was great, Mom. What did you do this year? 1202 00:59:21,271 --> 00:59:23,535 [mother] I ran out of canned pumpkin, so I had to... 1203 00:59:23,673 --> 00:59:25,334 - [phone rings] - [Richard] You used cream? 1204 00:59:25,475 --> 00:59:27,033 [mother] Yeah. I used light cream, 1205 00:59:27,177 --> 00:59:29,577 - but heavy cream's better. - You OK? 1206 00:59:29,713 --> 00:59:31,305 - Yeah, she's here. - Yeah. 1207 00:59:31,448 --> 00:59:33,507 Kate, it's for you. It's someone named Nono. 1208 00:59:33,650 --> 00:59:36,016 Oh, no, Momo. I'm gonna take it in the other room. 1209 00:59:36,152 --> 00:59:38,484 [father] Momo, what does that mean? 1210 00:59:38,622 --> 00:59:41,557 [indistinct chatter] 1211 00:59:41,691 --> 00:59:43,522 - Are you OK? - [Momo] What is the matter with you? 1212 00:59:43,660 --> 00:59:45,059 - I left you 100 messages. - OK. 1213 00:59:45,195 --> 00:59:47,220 - Jack is trying to reach you. - OK, I'll check my phone. 1214 00:59:47,364 --> 00:59:49,025 [mother] Remember Barry Brentwood? 1215 00:59:49,165 --> 00:59:50,689 - He was arrested. - Mm. 1216 00:59:50,834 --> 00:59:52,062 - [father] What? - [mother] He's going to prison. 1217 00:59:52,202 --> 00:59:53,669 - Really? - Barry Brentwood? 1218 00:59:53,803 --> 00:59:55,498 - [mother] Barry Brentwood. - [Richard] What did he do? 1219 00:59:55,639 --> 00:59:57,869 [mother] Oh, my God. He got into something 1220 00:59:58,008 --> 01:00:00,704 with a drug dealer, and they hired him to kill somebody... 1221 01:00:01,611 --> 01:00:03,442 [father] Oh, no. 1222 01:00:05,048 --> 01:00:06,037 Who did he kill? 1223 01:00:06,182 --> 01:00:07,706 [mother] I don't know! I don't know. Somebody... 1224 01:00:07,851 --> 01:00:11,548 Hi, Jack, sorry I missed your calls. My cell reception is... 1225 01:00:11,688 --> 01:00:14,179 Um, anyway, what's up? 1226 01:00:14,324 --> 01:00:16,519 [Jack] Sorry, Kate. Harcourt's schedule changed. 1227 01:00:16,660 --> 01:00:19,322 - He can only hear the pitch tomorrow. - Oh, shit. 1228 01:00:19,462 --> 01:00:21,020 Well, um, when did that happen? 1229 01:00:21,164 --> 01:00:24,395 [Jack] If you can't make it, maybe Bunce can take oVer. 1230 01:00:24,534 --> 01:00:28,766 So Harcourt has to go to Hong Kong the day after tomorrow for a week. 1231 01:00:28,905 --> 01:00:32,033 There's some emergency with the Asian brokerage house. 1232 01:00:32,175 --> 01:00:36,134 Which means that tomorrow morning is our only shot 1233 01:00:36,279 --> 01:00:37,769 to get this thing in front of him. 1234 01:00:37,914 --> 01:00:39,779 But Jack said Bunce would do it. 1235 01:00:39,916 --> 01:00:42,282 - Let him go. - Come on, Richard. 1236 01:00:42,419 --> 01:00:45,946 I can't let Bunce take this. You know how hard I've been working on it. 1237 01:00:46,089 --> 01:00:50,082 But I can't control how and where we pitch it. 1238 01:00:50,226 --> 01:00:54,162 It's not my fault. I have... I have planned everything so this exact thing 1239 01:00:54,297 --> 01:00:56,231 would not happen. 1240 01:00:57,701 --> 01:01:00,226 But we were supposed to make a snowman. 1241 01:01:00,370 --> 01:01:03,669 Sweetie, I know. Listen. 1242 01:01:03,807 --> 01:01:06,435 The very next time there's snow, 1243 01:01:06,576 --> 01:01:09,773 we're gonna make a snowman. I promise. OK? 1244 01:01:09,913 --> 01:01:11,904 You already promised. 1245 01:01:12,048 --> 01:01:16,178 [Ben babbling] 1246 01:01:16,319 --> 01:01:19,152 Hey. Bye-bye, bunny. 1247 01:01:19,289 --> 01:01:22,452 - Bye-bye, Mama. - [gasps] Oh, my God! 1248 01:01:22,592 --> 01:01:27,086 - [Ben laughs] - You spoke! 1249 01:01:27,230 --> 01:01:29,198 Ben! 1250 01:01:29,332 --> 01:01:31,527 You said, "Bye-bye, Mama." 1251 01:01:31,668 --> 01:01:33,659 - He spoke! - "Bye-bye, Mama." 1252 01:01:33,803 --> 01:01:35,703 Well, it'll come in handy. 1253 01:01:37,974 --> 01:01:40,204 - Richard, I'm... - You gotta go, Kate. 1254 01:01:41,511 --> 01:01:43,911 And we'll talk about it when you get back, OK? 1255 01:01:46,082 --> 01:01:48,243 [car starts] 1256 01:01:51,888 --> 01:01:53,116 Bye. 1257 01:02:01,097 --> 01:02:05,534 Oh, we all heard about Thanksgiving. 1258 01:02:05,668 --> 01:02:09,160 Leaving right after dinner? Seriously? Who does that? 1259 01:02:09,305 --> 01:02:11,239 No, I prefer to be with my family. 1260 01:02:11,374 --> 01:02:14,901 You know, clean up while my husband and his friends watch football 1261 01:02:15,045 --> 01:02:18,879 and I chase after the kids because they've had eight slices of pecan pie. 1262 01:02:19,015 --> 01:02:22,917 Then I make 11 sandwiches of leftovers for everybody for the next day. 1263 01:02:23,053 --> 01:02:26,511 Listen to my mother-in-law yammer on for the 15th time 1264 01:02:26,656 --> 01:02:28,453 that my stuffing was too dry. 1265 01:02:28,591 --> 01:02:30,525 Like I've never heard that one before. 1266 01:02:30,660 --> 01:02:33,094 [sighs] 1267 01:02:33,229 --> 01:02:34,696 I just... 1268 01:02:36,599 --> 01:02:40,126 It's family, and I love it. I love it. 1269 01:02:41,304 --> 01:02:42,532 [Momo] I'm feeling much better, thanks. 1270 01:02:42,672 --> 01:02:44,196 - Let's focus on the proposal. - [Kate] OK. 1271 01:02:44,340 --> 01:02:46,308 I was thinking we could start with an overview 1272 01:02:46,443 --> 01:02:49,378 of dividend payers versus non-payers. 1273 01:02:49,512 --> 01:02:51,070 [groaning] 1274 01:02:51,214 --> 01:02:53,705 - [moaning] - Whoa! Careful! 1275 01:02:53,850 --> 01:02:56,842 Or you could... throw up again a few more times. 1276 01:02:56,986 --> 01:02:59,420 [toilet flushes] 1277 01:03:00,490 --> 01:03:02,788 - Momo, you OK? - [Momo] Yeah, I'm fine. 1278 01:03:02,926 --> 01:03:05,190 [moans] This does not feel like a miracle. 1279 01:03:05,328 --> 01:03:09,287 Oh! Don't worry, morning sickness only lasts about, um, 1280 01:03:09,432 --> 01:03:10,364 nine months. 1281 01:03:11,201 --> 01:03:12,225 [groans] 1282 01:03:12,368 --> 01:03:15,599 Ooh, oh, yeah. I've been there. 1283 01:03:18,975 --> 01:03:22,604 - You OK? - Don't I look OK? Let's walk. 1284 01:03:22,745 --> 01:03:25,908 Oh, Momo! Momo, Momo! Momo! 1285 01:03:28,017 --> 01:03:30,451 Oh, my God! 1286 01:03:30,587 --> 01:03:33,283 It's official. I'm disgusting. 1287 01:03:34,357 --> 01:03:36,723 How did this happen? Don't answer that. 1288 01:03:38,261 --> 01:03:39,751 [Momo] I didn't get any sleep last night. 1289 01:03:39,896 --> 01:03:41,523 I think this baby's on a treadmill. 1290 01:03:41,664 --> 01:03:43,791 - [phone rings] - [Kate] Thank you. 1291 01:03:44,701 --> 01:03:47,169 - Hey. Hey, good morning. - Good morning. 1292 01:03:47,303 --> 01:03:50,067 Thank you for your lovely note and the room is beautiful. 1293 01:03:50,206 --> 01:03:53,801 You know what? You knocked yourself out getting this thing right. 1294 01:03:53,943 --> 01:03:55,035 You deserve a nice room 1295 01:03:55,178 --> 01:03:57,806 and if this thing has any chance at all with Harcourt, it's gonna be because 1296 01:03:57,947 --> 01:04:01,075 - of the way you pitch it. - He's ready for you. 1297 01:04:01,217 --> 01:04:02,377 Let's go. [clears throat] 1298 01:04:02,519 --> 01:04:04,680 Remember, we're a great team, Bill. 1299 01:04:04,821 --> 01:04:06,345 [chuckles] 1300 01:04:08,758 --> 01:04:09,690 Good morning. 1301 01:04:09,826 --> 01:04:11,259 We're here today 1302 01:04:11,394 --> 01:04:13,692 to talk about possibility. 1303 01:04:13,830 --> 01:04:16,958 The possibility of a new financial product 1304 01:04:17,100 --> 01:04:20,365 that could restore some of the faith we've lost with our customer. 1305 01:04:20,503 --> 01:04:24,462 We wanna show them that we understand, that we wanna make money 1306 01:04:24,607 --> 01:04:26,302 for them as well as for us. 1307 01:04:26,442 --> 01:04:29,468 So I would like to start off with a few charts 1308 01:04:29,612 --> 01:04:33,104 showing you the dividend base strategy we've devised. 1309 01:04:38,755 --> 01:04:40,620 - Momo! - [snorts] 1310 01:04:40,757 --> 01:04:42,657 [computer dings] 1311 01:04:42,792 --> 01:04:45,590 - Which will show you... - [Kate] The PowerPoint presentation 1312 01:04:45,728 --> 01:04:47,389 was going really well. 1313 01:04:47,530 --> 01:04:51,557 No one could tell Momo and I had been up all night rehearsing. 1314 01:04:51,701 --> 01:04:53,498 Until... 1315 01:04:57,106 --> 01:05:00,940 OK, 300 presentations last year, and I never messed up once. 1316 01:05:01,077 --> 01:05:03,511 It's not my fault. The pregnancy did something to my brain. 1317 01:05:03,646 --> 01:05:06,376 I don't get it, OK? The baby is nowhere near your brain. 1318 01:05:06,516 --> 01:05:08,211 What else can it do to your brain? 1319 01:05:10,987 --> 01:05:12,284 Mm! 1320 01:05:15,658 --> 01:05:17,387 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I was so nervous. 1321 01:05:17,527 --> 01:05:19,825 - I forgot the whole... - Are you kidding? That was a home run. 1322 01:05:19,963 --> 01:05:22,454 I didn't have to say a word. He loved it. I could tell. 1323 01:05:22,599 --> 01:05:24,897 - Really? - Really! You lunatic! 1324 01:05:25,034 --> 01:05:27,229 God, I love... 1325 01:05:27,370 --> 01:05:29,065 I love the way you ran that. It was brilliant. 1326 01:05:29,205 --> 01:05:30,638 - Absolutely brilliant. There he is. - Thank you. 1327 01:05:30,773 --> 01:05:33,037 - Let me close this. - OK, OK. 1328 01:05:33,176 --> 01:05:34,438 OK. 1329 01:05:35,745 --> 01:05:37,235 You OK? 1330 01:05:43,853 --> 01:05:45,844 [Momo] Kate, I hope I didn't blow this for us. 1331 01:05:45,989 --> 01:05:47,854 [Kate] No, it's fine. Don't worry about it. 1332 01:05:58,368 --> 01:06:00,928 [sighs] Just like I thought. He thinks you're terrific. 1333 01:06:01,070 --> 01:06:03,231 Wants to know what we've been doing hiding you in Boston. 1334 01:06:03,373 --> 01:06:04,931 - Really? - Yep. He's going to take me to lunch. 1335 01:06:05,074 --> 01:06:07,474 He's got a lot of questions. But they sound like the right questions. 1336 01:06:07,610 --> 01:06:09,874 The ones that mean he's serious. 1337 01:06:10,713 --> 01:06:12,476 So should I...? 1338 01:06:12,615 --> 01:06:14,947 Should I go back? To Boston? 1339 01:06:15,084 --> 01:06:17,678 Yeah, I guess. Uh, I'll call you if I hear anything. 1340 01:06:17,820 --> 01:06:18,844 - OK? - OK. 1341 01:06:20,056 --> 01:06:21,921 You know the first thing he said to me? 1342 01:06:22,058 --> 01:06:24,959 - Where did I get this idea? - Oh... 1343 01:06:29,966 --> 01:06:32,161 I hope he told him he got the idea from you. 1344 01:06:32,302 --> 01:06:35,294 Well, I mean, you know, we really, he and I really developed it together. 1345 01:06:35,438 --> 01:06:38,874 It's changed a lot since the version that I started with. 1346 01:06:39,008 --> 01:06:41,806 It's not right. You should be at the lunch. 1347 01:06:41,944 --> 01:06:44,071 - Harcourt should know you. - He will. He will. 1348 01:06:44,213 --> 01:06:48,274 I mean, he does. I'm the one that really pitched it in the meeting, not Jack. 1349 01:06:48,418 --> 01:06:51,080 Yeah. But now Jack is going to lunch with Harcourt, 1350 01:06:51,220 --> 01:06:54,747 and you can just bet by dessert, this whole thing will be Jack's idea. 1351 01:06:54,891 --> 01:06:58,019 These guys don't get to the top by giving credit to the junior team. 1352 01:07:01,030 --> 01:07:02,292 What am I doing? 1353 01:07:03,533 --> 01:07:04,591 You gotta come with me. 1354 01:07:05,601 --> 01:07:07,501 You're where I got this idea. 1355 01:07:07,637 --> 01:07:08,604 It's yours. 1356 01:07:08,738 --> 01:07:10,330 We're a team. 1357 01:07:10,473 --> 01:07:12,236 And teams stick together. 1358 01:07:13,609 --> 01:07:15,008 Right, Momo? 1359 01:07:16,045 --> 01:07:17,842 [Kate] So it's the 18th frame, 1360 01:07:17,980 --> 01:07:20,881 or maybe the 28th frame, I can't remember. 1361 01:07:21,017 --> 01:07:22,279 - [Jack] Eighteenth. - [Kate] Eighteenth frame. 1362 01:07:22,418 --> 01:07:25,319 And, um, you know, a lot of tension in the bowling alley. 1363 01:07:25,455 --> 01:07:28,481 In fact, I think everybody was completely silent. 1364 01:07:28,624 --> 01:07:30,057 - And this gentleman... - Except you. 1365 01:07:30,193 --> 01:07:33,651 - [laughs] - This elegant, 1366 01:07:33,796 --> 01:07:37,493 wherever you're from, gets up... [laughs] 1367 01:07:37,633 --> 01:07:41,399 Gets up and he says, "Max's Automotive is going down!" 1368 01:07:41,537 --> 01:07:43,027 - Just like that. - Just like that! 1369 01:07:43,172 --> 01:07:45,936 - I came out of my shell. - [laughs] 1370 01:07:46,075 --> 01:07:49,067 I think with a Bronx accent, right? 1371 01:07:49,212 --> 01:07:51,874 - He fit right in. - [laughs] 1372 01:07:52,014 --> 01:07:53,379 [Harcourt] It was a pleasure to meet you. 1373 01:07:53,516 --> 01:07:54,847 - [Kate] Likewise. - [Harcourt] Jack will tell you 1374 01:07:54,984 --> 01:07:57,282 that I like to say no, and I had my doubts coming in, 1375 01:07:57,420 --> 01:07:59,411 but you made a very compelling case. 1376 01:07:59,555 --> 01:08:02,319 - I am intrigued. - Oh, my God. Well, thank you. 1377 01:08:02,458 --> 01:08:04,426 Thank you, thank you. 1378 01:08:04,560 --> 01:08:06,926 You're right, she does like to say thank you. 1379 01:08:07,063 --> 01:08:08,758 I'll be in touch. 1380 01:08:13,603 --> 01:08:17,403 [laughing] That was miraculous. 1381 01:08:17,540 --> 01:08:19,269 He never says anything positive. 1382 01:08:19,409 --> 01:08:20,808 My God, you think he'll go for it? 1383 01:08:20,943 --> 01:08:23,138 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I think we got a good shot at this. 1384 01:08:23,279 --> 01:08:24,678 - Absolutely. - Oh, my God! 1385 01:08:24,814 --> 01:08:26,679 I can't believe it went so well! 1386 01:08:26,816 --> 01:08:28,977 - Think you're gonna make your plane? - Uh, I don't know. 1387 01:08:29,118 --> 01:08:31,643 - I have to see what time it is. - OK. 1388 01:08:31,788 --> 01:08:34,256 Wow, will you look at that? This thing finally quit. 1389 01:08:34,390 --> 01:08:36,551 - Battery died? - Yeah, I didn't charge it. 1390 01:08:36,692 --> 01:08:38,592 OK, OK, hold on. Use mine. 1391 01:08:38,728 --> 01:08:40,787 That's odd, look at this. 1392 01:08:40,930 --> 01:08:42,363 I got a bunch of missed calls. 1393 01:08:43,232 --> 01:08:44,722 All from you. 1394 01:08:46,335 --> 01:08:47,962 [Kate] Richard, honey, I'm on my way. 1395 01:08:48,104 --> 01:08:50,504 I'll be there as soon as I can. 1396 01:08:55,845 --> 01:08:57,278 [woman] But keep a close eye on him. 1397 01:08:57,413 --> 01:09:00,712 If he experiences any dizziness or nausea tonight, 1398 01:09:00,850 --> 01:09:03,182 - call us immediately. - Thank you so much. 1399 01:09:03,319 --> 01:09:06,447 - Emily? - Hi, bunny. 1400 01:09:06,589 --> 01:09:08,750 - Hi, sweetie. - Mommy. 1401 01:09:08,891 --> 01:09:11,257 Oh, hi, baby. What happened? 1402 01:09:11,394 --> 01:09:16,764 Well, he tripped on that place in the carpet and fell down the stairs. 1403 01:09:16,899 --> 01:09:18,730 Oh! Sweetie... 1404 01:09:20,269 --> 01:09:22,066 [alarm chirps] 1405 01:09:29,846 --> 01:09:32,906 [Allison] A man announces he's going to leaVe the office to be with a child, 1406 01:09:33,049 --> 01:09:38,419 and he is hailed as a selfless, doting, paternal role model. 1407 01:09:38,554 --> 01:09:41,546 A woman announces that she's going to leave the office to be with a child 1408 01:09:41,691 --> 01:09:44,558 on its sick bed, and she is damned 1409 01:09:44,694 --> 01:09:46,821 as disorganized, irresponsible, 1410 01:09:46,963 --> 01:09:49,830 and showing insufficient commitment. 1411 01:09:49,966 --> 01:09:52,799 [cloth tearing] 1412 01:09:55,538 --> 01:09:58,405 [tearing] 1413 01:10:02,578 --> 01:10:04,068 I know, it was on the list, right? 1414 01:10:04,213 --> 01:10:06,306 No. No, forget the list, Richard. You live here. 1415 01:10:06,449 --> 01:10:08,212 Haven't you tripped on that thing a million times? 1416 01:10:08,351 --> 01:10:10,911 At least I was here when it happened. And I tried to call you. 1417 01:10:11,053 --> 01:10:13,112 And text you. You didn't pick up your phone for hours. 1418 01:10:13,256 --> 01:10:15,247 I told you, I forgot to charge my phone. 1419 01:10:15,391 --> 01:10:18,121 So I was reduced to breaking into your address book on your computer 1420 01:10:18,261 --> 01:10:21,321 to get the number to your boyfriend. That was a great feeling. 1421 01:10:21,464 --> 01:10:23,659 - Oh, come on! - Then he didn't answer either. 1422 01:10:23,799 --> 01:10:26,267 Jack forget to charge his battery, too? Doesn't sound like him. 1423 01:10:26,402 --> 01:10:29,166 No, we were meeting Harcourt. You knew that. 1424 01:10:29,305 --> 01:10:34,208 It's not like we were naked on a beach in Aruba sipping Mai Tais. 1425 01:10:34,343 --> 01:10:36,106 Well, that's a weirdly vivid denial. 1426 01:10:36,245 --> 01:10:39,078 You're right. I failed. I messed up. 1427 01:10:39,215 --> 01:10:41,149 I wasn't here when Ben needed me. 1428 01:10:41,284 --> 01:10:44,481 What difference does it make? Even when you're here, you're not here, Kate. 1429 01:10:44,620 --> 01:10:46,679 We never sit down. 1430 01:10:46,822 --> 01:10:49,689 We never relax, we don't laugh or goof off. 1431 01:10:49,825 --> 01:10:52,726 I don't want to discuss how often we're not having sex. 1432 01:10:54,430 --> 01:10:55,863 Well, you know what? I honestly... 1433 01:10:55,998 --> 01:10:57,989 Honestly, I don't understand 1434 01:10:58,134 --> 01:10:59,692 - what you want from me. - You don't know what I want? 1435 01:10:59,835 --> 01:11:02,133 I want just a few minutes where we're not in a panic. 1436 01:11:02,271 --> 01:11:04,364 Where we talk about something other than logistics. 1437 01:11:04,507 --> 01:11:08,967 Where you pretend to laugh at my old jokes that you've heard before. 1438 01:11:09,111 --> 01:11:11,477 Where we have five minutes, just five, 1439 01:11:11,614 --> 01:11:15,243 of calm, quiet conversation. 1440 01:11:15,384 --> 01:11:18,376 Just five minutes of being together. 1441 01:11:18,521 --> 01:11:20,386 That's all. 1442 01:11:28,598 --> 01:11:29,724 [Kate] My list. 1443 01:11:29,865 --> 01:11:33,767 Number one: get my life together. 1444 01:11:33,903 --> 01:11:37,066 Number two: stop making lists. 1445 01:11:41,177 --> 01:11:44,738 - [Emily] Where's Daddy? - He had to go to work early. 1446 01:11:46,415 --> 01:11:50,283 Hey, Em, you know that I didn't want to leave Thanksgiving, OK? 1447 01:11:50,419 --> 01:11:52,614 - I wanted to stay... - Yes, you missed it. 1448 01:11:52,755 --> 01:11:54,620 Just like you missed Jamaica Day. 1449 01:11:54,757 --> 01:11:56,054 And Evie's birthday party. 1450 01:11:56,192 --> 01:11:58,456 Because you have to talk on the phone 1451 01:11:58,594 --> 01:12:01,620 and take an airplane to New York. I tell everyone that. 1452 01:12:01,764 --> 01:12:04,756 And maybe someday we can make a snowman together. 1453 01:12:04,900 --> 01:12:07,232 - But probably not. - No. 1454 01:12:07,370 --> 01:12:10,396 No, we will, Em. I promise. OK? 1455 01:12:10,539 --> 01:12:13,633 The very next time it snows. 1456 01:12:14,610 --> 01:12:16,271 I love you. 1457 01:12:40,269 --> 01:12:42,294 At work, when you act like one of the boys, 1458 01:12:42,438 --> 01:12:44,838 they call you abrasive and difficult. 1459 01:12:44,974 --> 01:12:46,339 So you act like a woman, 1460 01:12:46,475 --> 01:12:48,705 and they say you're emotional and difficult. 1461 01:12:48,844 --> 01:12:53,008 So difficult is really just the word for anything that isn't a man. 1462 01:12:59,388 --> 01:13:00,719 [door opens] 1463 01:13:00,856 --> 01:13:03,256 I wanted to let you know 1464 01:13:03,392 --> 01:13:06,156 I'm hearing some merger rumors out of Atlanta on that PharmaCom stock. 1465 01:13:06,762 --> 01:13:08,195 Yeah, I heard that. 1466 01:13:08,964 --> 01:13:10,397 Gotta get somebody down there tonight. 1467 01:13:12,835 --> 01:13:15,030 No, yeah, OK. 1468 01:13:19,308 --> 01:13:22,300 - [phone rings] - Hello? 1469 01:13:23,646 --> 01:13:25,079 Well... 1470 01:13:25,214 --> 01:13:27,648 You're... you're where? 1471 01:13:29,118 --> 01:13:30,551 [chuckles] 1472 01:13:34,290 --> 01:13:36,986 This is a very nice surprise. 1473 01:13:37,126 --> 01:13:38,616 What are you doing here? 1474 01:13:38,761 --> 01:13:40,922 Well, it's just not fair 1475 01:13:41,063 --> 01:13:43,429 that you have to keep coming to New York all the time. 1476 01:13:43,566 --> 01:13:46,000 - Oh. - We'll have to do something about that. 1477 01:13:46,135 --> 01:13:49,263 - Especially now. - Why now? 1478 01:13:49,405 --> 01:13:51,066 The fund's gonna need a name. 1479 01:13:52,441 --> 01:13:53,635 Wait... We did it? 1480 01:13:53,776 --> 01:13:55,971 Harcourt's only funding a pilot program, 1481 01:13:56,112 --> 01:13:59,047 but he rarely does this unless he's absolutely... 1482 01:13:59,181 --> 01:14:01,706 - Yes, we did it! - Oh! We did it! 1483 01:14:01,851 --> 01:14:03,580 Kate, I... I just wanna say... 1484 01:14:03,719 --> 01:14:07,052 - Wow! - Uh, I also came up here 1485 01:14:07,189 --> 01:14:08,884 to say... 1486 01:14:09,024 --> 01:14:10,958 You and I... 1487 01:14:11,093 --> 01:14:14,153 ...we're a team, a really great team. 1488 01:14:14,296 --> 01:14:16,992 And, uh, I've been thinking lately. 1489 01:14:18,067 --> 01:14:21,093 Kate, none of this is me. 1490 01:14:21,237 --> 01:14:23,398 Checking my emails every ten seconds 1491 01:14:23,539 --> 01:14:26,007 to see if there's something from you. 1492 01:14:26,142 --> 01:14:29,407 Wanting to tell you all the funny little things I hear and see during the day. 1493 01:14:29,545 --> 01:14:33,914 I know, given our... your circumstances, this is crazy, 1494 01:14:34,049 --> 01:14:37,041 but I had to tell you, because... 1495 01:14:39,355 --> 01:14:42,847 ...if there's any part of you that feels the same... 1496 01:14:45,027 --> 01:14:48,190 I told you my story, keep it simple. 1497 01:14:48,330 --> 01:14:51,663 However, you make complicated look appealing. 1498 01:14:51,801 --> 01:14:55,635 And I, for the first time in a long time, feel ready to... 1499 01:14:55,771 --> 01:14:59,468 I... Jack, I am so happy you feel that way. 1500 01:15:00,042 --> 01:15:04,741 And now you're gonna find someone who will mean as much to you 1501 01:15:04,880 --> 01:15:06,177 as Richard does to me. 1502 01:15:09,618 --> 01:15:11,745 I have made a terrible mess of things, 1503 01:15:11,887 --> 01:15:15,323 and I hope I still have a place with him, 1504 01:15:15,457 --> 01:15:17,652 because that's where I belong. And it's... 1505 01:15:21,163 --> 01:15:22,425 It's snowing. 1506 01:15:22,565 --> 01:15:24,294 Yeah. 1507 01:15:24,433 --> 01:15:26,833 Oh, my God! I have to go! 1508 01:15:26,969 --> 01:15:29,836 I'm sorry, I... I'll call you later. There's something... 1509 01:15:29,972 --> 01:15:32,065 There's something that I have to do. 1510 01:15:36,312 --> 01:15:39,713 Thank you. Thank you, thank you! 1511 01:15:52,161 --> 01:15:53,651 I need to talk to him now. 1512 01:15:53,796 --> 01:15:55,889 [woman] He's in a meeting, dear, and I don't... 1513 01:15:56,031 --> 01:15:57,157 ...gentlemen, I... 1514 01:15:59,702 --> 01:16:02,136 Hey, how are you? Hey, Mitch, Jon. 1515 01:16:02,271 --> 01:16:04,637 Yeah. Um, Clark? 1516 01:16:04,773 --> 01:16:09,403 Uh, I just wanted to let you know that I'm gonna go to Atlanta on Monday. 1517 01:16:09,545 --> 01:16:12,844 - So... take care, then. - No. 1518 01:16:12,982 --> 01:16:14,244 No, you're going this weekend. 1519 01:16:14,383 --> 01:16:16,408 Client's expecting you. 1520 01:16:17,519 --> 01:16:18,747 Can we talk about this in private? 1521 01:16:18,888 --> 01:16:20,719 We can talk about it on Monday, 1522 01:16:20,856 --> 01:16:23,723 when you come back from your Atlanta trip this weekend. 1523 01:16:25,427 --> 01:16:28,760 - OK. So, my view on... - Yeah. 1524 01:16:28,898 --> 01:16:32,356 See, the problem is that... 1525 01:16:33,535 --> 01:16:35,594 ...I'm... 1526 01:16:35,738 --> 01:16:37,103 ...unavailable. 1527 01:16:37,239 --> 01:16:38,706 Because? 1528 01:16:40,042 --> 01:16:42,010 Because... 1529 01:16:42,144 --> 01:16:45,511 [sighs] ...I have to make a snowman. 1530 01:16:47,116 --> 01:16:49,346 [Kate] Reasons it's OK if I don't work 1531 01:16:49,485 --> 01:16:51,749 at Edwin Morgan Forster anymore: 1532 01:16:52,955 --> 01:16:53,853 Number one: 1533 01:16:53,989 --> 01:16:55,354 Because I haVe two liVes, 1534 01:16:55,491 --> 01:16:57,482 and I don't haVe time to enjoy either one of them. 1535 01:16:57,626 --> 01:16:59,890 - Merry Christmas! - [Emily] It's snowing. 1536 01:17:00,029 --> 01:17:01,496 Mommy's coming home early, right? 1537 01:17:01,630 --> 01:17:02,722 No, honey. She's... 1538 01:17:02,865 --> 01:17:06,198 - She's gotta work. We'll see her later. - No, she is. 1539 01:17:06,335 --> 01:17:08,166 - Taxi! Taxi! - [horn honking] 1540 01:17:08,304 --> 01:17:09,635 [Kate] Number two: 1541 01:17:09,772 --> 01:17:12,536 Because trying to be a man is a waste of a woman. 1542 01:17:12,675 --> 01:17:13,699 She's coming. 1543 01:17:13,842 --> 01:17:15,537 She said the next time it snows, 1544 01:17:15,678 --> 01:17:17,270 we'll make a snowman together. 1545 01:17:17,413 --> 01:17:20,246 She'll be there. She promised. Twice. 1546 01:17:21,150 --> 01:17:22,276 [Kate] Number three: 1547 01:17:22,418 --> 01:17:26,354 Because my kids will be grown up in a flash, and I will haVe missed it. 1548 01:17:26,488 --> 01:17:30,151 Honey, Mommy loves you very much. But she's gotta work, OK? 1549 01:17:30,292 --> 01:17:32,692 Really? You sure? 1550 01:17:44,306 --> 01:17:46,103 You wanna go play? 1551 01:17:46,241 --> 01:17:47,265 Come on, Ben. 1552 01:17:47,409 --> 01:17:48,774 [Kate] Number four: 1553 01:17:48,911 --> 01:17:52,108 Because somehow, some way, 1554 01:17:52,247 --> 01:17:55,842 someday, things haVe to change. 1555 01:17:56,785 --> 01:17:58,047 Richard, I... 1556 01:17:59,521 --> 01:18:01,580 I know things have to be different. 1557 01:18:02,558 --> 01:18:07,621 I know if I didn't have this job, things would be better in so many ways. 1558 01:18:07,763 --> 01:18:11,756 But... me without that job isn't me. 1559 01:18:12,501 --> 01:18:15,436 And me without you and Ben and Emily 1560 01:18:15,571 --> 01:18:19,337 is... it's nothing. 1561 01:18:20,442 --> 01:18:24,503 So... I went in to see Clark today. 1562 01:18:24,646 --> 01:18:28,207 Look, I've given everything I have to this job. 1563 01:18:28,350 --> 01:18:30,910 And I love it. I do. 1564 01:18:31,053 --> 01:18:35,046 But I can't dump my family at a moment's notice anymore. 1565 01:18:35,190 --> 01:18:39,991 I won't do it. If what I have to give is not enough for you... 1566 01:18:41,363 --> 01:18:42,455 ...then fire me. 1567 01:18:44,666 --> 01:18:46,725 But I won't quit. 1568 01:18:46,869 --> 01:18:48,700 I will not... 1569 01:18:50,039 --> 01:18:52,473 I cannot give up. 1570 01:18:55,444 --> 01:18:56,843 Then get out. 1571 01:19:01,850 --> 01:19:03,511 You can go on Monday. 1572 01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:08,612 Now... leave, 1573 01:19:08,757 --> 01:19:10,247 before I reconsider. 1574 01:19:10,392 --> 01:19:13,259 - Really? - Leave. 1575 01:19:13,395 --> 01:19:16,660 Thank you! Thank you! 1576 01:19:18,167 --> 01:19:19,725 - [scoffs] - Bunce. 1577 01:19:19,868 --> 01:19:21,392 Wipe that smirk off your face. 1578 01:19:21,537 --> 01:19:24,062 You land a major fund with Jack Abelhammer, 1579 01:19:24,206 --> 01:19:26,197 we'll talk about relaxing your schedule, too. 1580 01:19:30,979 --> 01:19:33,971 So from now on, if somebody's gonna be disappointed, 1581 01:19:34,116 --> 01:19:37,847 it's gonna be Clark or Jack or Bunce. 1582 01:19:37,986 --> 01:19:41,444 And if that's not OK with my bosses, then I will get a new job. 1583 01:19:41,590 --> 01:19:44,457 You know, there will always be another deal to be made. 1584 01:19:44,593 --> 01:19:47,027 But there will only be one first haircut. 1585 01:19:47,162 --> 01:19:49,790 - OK. - Also, from now on... 1586 01:19:49,932 --> 01:19:52,662 - Yeah. - ...I will carry that store-bought pie 1587 01:19:52,801 --> 01:19:55,964 and I will wave it around bravely. Uh... that's right! 1588 01:19:56,105 --> 01:19:58,437 I bought that freaking pie! Yep! 1589 01:19:58,574 --> 01:20:01,304 - What's wrong with her? - Richard, Richard, look. 1590 01:20:01,443 --> 01:20:03,843 I know I drive you crazy. 1591 01:20:03,979 --> 01:20:07,380 But I love you... 1592 01:20:07,516 --> 01:20:08,915 ...an amazing amount. 1593 01:20:09,685 --> 01:20:12,313 And I am so sorry about everything. 1594 01:20:14,923 --> 01:20:17,892 - Are you done? - Yes. 1595 01:20:19,027 --> 01:20:21,188 'Cause I have something to say, too. 1596 01:20:21,330 --> 01:20:24,390 Something to... read, actually. 1597 01:20:26,835 --> 01:20:27,824 A list? 1598 01:20:30,005 --> 01:20:33,532 Uh... yeah. 1599 01:20:33,675 --> 01:20:36,644 "Change the carpet on the stairs." 1600 01:20:36,778 --> 01:20:41,181 I did that. Oh, I got a leotard for Emily's ballet recital. 1601 01:20:41,316 --> 01:20:43,944 Ben's speech therapy starts Thursday. 1602 01:20:45,420 --> 01:20:47,149 It's all set. 1603 01:20:47,289 --> 01:20:49,587 - I got an Ab Roller. - [laughs] 1604 01:20:49,725 --> 01:20:53,422 I'll never use it. But maybe just looking at it will tone me up. 1605 01:20:55,898 --> 01:20:58,093 "Me and Kate." 1606 01:20:58,233 --> 01:20:59,723 Yeah. 1607 01:20:59,868 --> 01:21:01,460 That's number one. 1608 01:21:02,237 --> 01:21:03,761 Oh, Richard. 1609 01:21:05,574 --> 01:21:07,804 It'll still be a mess, you know. 1610 01:21:07,943 --> 01:21:11,538 I mean, that's the only thing I'm sure of. It will still be a mess. 1611 01:21:11,680 --> 01:21:13,705 Yeah, it will. It'll be our mess. Right? 1612 01:21:20,122 --> 01:21:23,182 - Where are they? - I don't know. Let's go find them. 1613 01:21:23,325 --> 01:21:26,556 - [children laughing] - Where are they? Oh! 1614 01:21:26,695 --> 01:21:29,163 Hey! Hi! 1615 01:21:29,298 --> 01:21:31,232 Let's make a snowman! 1616 01:21:31,366 --> 01:21:32,958 [Kate] In these circumstances, 1617 01:21:33,101 --> 01:21:35,035 an ending that wrapped things up neatly 1618 01:21:35,170 --> 01:21:37,229 might be out of the question. 1619 01:21:37,372 --> 01:21:39,067 Kate got her own fund. 1620 01:21:39,208 --> 01:21:42,371 And we're all very happy for her. 1621 01:21:43,845 --> 01:21:48,339 I think, of everyone, I'm the least very happy for her. 1622 01:21:49,651 --> 01:21:51,983 But I'm still very happy for her. 1623 01:21:56,725 --> 01:21:59,751 - Oh, Momo, he is so beautiful. - Yeah. 1624 01:22:00,929 --> 01:22:02,260 It's all so... 1625 01:22:03,265 --> 01:22:04,823 ...hard to compute. 1626 01:22:06,134 --> 01:22:08,568 The second they gave him to me, it was just like... 1627 01:22:09,905 --> 01:22:11,839 ...just like... 1628 01:22:11,974 --> 01:22:14,442 [sniffles] Why didn't you tell me any of this? 1629 01:22:15,210 --> 01:22:17,940 - It's rude not to share. - [laughs] 1630 01:22:18,080 --> 01:22:20,105 It's not funny. 1631 01:22:20,249 --> 01:22:22,479 You know, we expand into global funds, 1632 01:22:22,618 --> 01:22:24,882 we could get our percentages up two or three percent. 1633 01:22:25,020 --> 01:22:26,920 God, you would sound so much more compelling saying that 1634 01:22:27,055 --> 01:22:29,148 if you didn't have mustard on the side of your face. 1635 01:22:29,291 --> 01:22:30,724 Ah... 1636 01:22:30,859 --> 01:22:32,554 - Here? Thank you. - Uh-huh. 1637 01:22:32,694 --> 01:22:35,185 Are you 100 percent sure you don't wanna run off to Aruba with me? 1638 01:22:35,330 --> 01:22:36,558 - Yeah, 200 percent. - Oh... 1639 01:22:36,698 --> 01:22:38,893 But my friend Allison loves Aruba. 1640 01:22:39,034 --> 01:22:41,969 She's smart, she's beautiful, she's available. 1641 01:22:42,104 --> 01:22:43,332 You would love her. 1642 01:22:43,472 --> 01:22:45,702 Hey, how's it going getting that meeting with Victor Chau? 1643 01:22:45,841 --> 01:22:49,299 He'll be in New York on Saturday. He said he can meet in the morning. 1644 01:22:49,444 --> 01:22:52,277 Oh, I can't, I've got another appointment on Saturday. 1645 01:22:52,414 --> 01:22:55,076 [all] One, two, three! 1646 01:22:55,217 --> 01:22:58,186 - [all shouting] - [♪ Nat King Cole: "L-O-V-E"] 1647 01:22:58,320 --> 01:23:01,346 ♪ L is for the way you look at me 1648 01:23:03,125 --> 01:23:04,558 - Mommy? - Yeah? 1649 01:23:04,693 --> 01:23:07,093 - Can I have that? - Steps back, eyes the ball... 1650 01:23:07,229 --> 01:23:10,062 Boom! I got back from Berlin on Tuesday. 1651 01:23:10,198 --> 01:23:13,190 Kate had to go straight to San Francisco. 1652 01:23:13,335 --> 01:23:14,666 I'm actually going to New York next week. 1653 01:23:14,803 --> 01:23:16,430 Man, that sounds like a hectic schedule. 1654 01:23:16,571 --> 01:23:18,095 It is. 1655 01:23:18,240 --> 01:23:20,071 Listen, um, I can't remember, 1656 01:23:20,208 --> 01:23:21,937 what does... what does Kate do again? 1657 01:23:22,077 --> 01:23:25,376 Something complicated with money, right? 1658 01:23:25,514 --> 01:23:28,074 Oh, no, no. It's, uh, pretty simple, actually. 1659 01:23:28,216 --> 01:23:29,843 She's, uh... 1660 01:23:35,691 --> 01:23:37,682 She's a juggler. 1661 01:23:37,826 --> 01:23:40,158 ♪ Please don't break it LoVe 1662 01:23:40,295 --> 01:23:43,753 ♪ Was made for me and you 1663 01:23:56,845 --> 01:23:59,313 - [computer beeps] - [female Voice] You'Ve got an e-card. 1664 01:23:59,448 --> 01:24:01,040 Oh! 1665 01:24:02,417 --> 01:24:05,853 [man] Greetings from Jack and Allison in Aruba. 1666 01:24:05,987 --> 01:24:08,922 Dear Kate, she's a great girl. 1667 01:24:09,057 --> 01:24:10,649 Thank you. 1668 01:24:10,792 --> 01:24:13,352 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1669 01:24:14,463 --> 01:24:15,725 [laughs] 1670 01:24:15,864 --> 01:24:17,798 - [computer dings] - Maybe he's Irish, 1671 01:24:17,933 --> 01:24:19,958 maybe he's Scottish, but whateVer is going on 1672 01:24:20,102 --> 01:24:21,433 underneath that kilt, 1673 01:24:21,570 --> 01:24:24,562 let me just say they don't call him Abelhammer for nothing. 1674 01:24:24,706 --> 01:24:27,300 [laughs]