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iously on Mohawk
Girls

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"Oh, my God!"

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I can never show my face again!

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Come on.

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For old time’s sake.

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Hey!

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I’m with Anna now.

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She’s not even 50%.

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Say, bye, bye to Thunder.

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You’re looking hot as hell
tonight!

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You just married Lollipop!

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Ah, yeah...

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You’ve never had an abortion
before?

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Zoe, where are you?

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♪

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I’m so sorry you lost the
baby...

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We’ll keep these safe.

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You two will have more babies
soon enough.

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Lots of them.

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You want anything?

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I guess you can have booze now,
huh?

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Okay uh, how ’bout some tea?

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Sure.
All right.

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Ma, can you make Caitlin some
tea?

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I got an abortion because you
suck as a partner!

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You suck as a father!

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And I am so glad that my baby
will never be hurt and
manipulated by you!

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Butterhead, we’ve been through a
lot.

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And I think we should...I think
it’s time we...

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"I know, I know it’s been
rough."

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On me too, you know.

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I was kind of looking forward to
having

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another little guy around.

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It would have been cool to have
a kid

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that looked like both of us,
huh?"

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I...I...

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Come here.

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Yeah, it would have been
cool.

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♪ [Theme song] ♪

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"Hey Anna, it’s Bailey."

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Again.

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I’m leaving my millionth apology
message.

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"Look, I know you’re furious
with me for spilling your
secret,

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but I’m not going to stop
calling and coming by until

45
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you let me apologize in
person."

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Your Tota can’t be your
bodyguard forever.

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"So, call me?"

48
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Please?

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[knocking]

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"Hey, Lollipop."

51
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"Um, my dad borrowed this, so
um, from Trumpet and I’m here to
return it."

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’kay.

53
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"Uh, you know what?"

54
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"Ugh, it’s damaged."

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So let me just explain it to
him.

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I’ll just tell him about it.

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Whatever...

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Trumpet!

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"Lunch will be ready in five,
baby."

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"Couldn’t stay away, huh?"

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"Trumpet, stop texting me."

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It was a one time thing.

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It was so wrong.

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And it’ll never happen again.

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It wasn’t a one time thing.

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It was an all night thing.

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Stop it.

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Up against that fence.

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Out in the forest.

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It was so friggin’ hot!

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Stop it!

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Your wife is inside making you
lunch.

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Can you blame me?

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She’s just a kid.

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She doesn’t compare to you in
the sack.

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"You, you’re all woman."

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"Well yeah, that’s true."

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But she’s your wife.

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"I mean, what if she finds
out?"

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You’re worth the risk.

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"No, no!"

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"No, I am not this person!"

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Stop texting me!

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[Lollipop] Trumpet

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"Hi, cuz."

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Hi.

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How’s Tulip?

88
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She looks like Frankenstein with
the beat down you gave her.

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"Some beat down, Hat Girl."

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"I guess I was pretty badass,
huh?"

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She’s never going to live down
being pummeled by a white girl.

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What? As if we didn’t all hear.

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Now you’re worse than a
half-breed.

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"So, you’re done here."

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"With us, with the community and
your family."

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And of course with Thunder.

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Did he dump your white ass yet?

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"No, he...I don’t know."

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I told you he’s back on the
market.

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"My lovely wife, she’s really
making you work for it, huh?"

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I deserve it after the spectacle
I made at your wedding.

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Hmph...

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But she’ll have to forgive me
after this nasty favor.

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-Hey, babe.

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-Only a few more hours to go...

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...and then we’ll be done,
right?

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-Uh, check back in with me
tomorrow.

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Oh, and don’t forget the
toilet.

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It’s disgusting.

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I heard you lost the baby.

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That sucks.

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(speaking Mohawk)

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A day pass for a spa.

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You poor thing.

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Go away!

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I’m really sorry that I wasn’t
there for you during...

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(whispers) the abortion.

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"But please Caitlin, you can’t
stay mad at me forever."

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You promised me you’d be there!

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I know.

121
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I’m here now.

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And I have a truck all lined up

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to help you move out
of Butterhead’s mom’s house.

124
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I don’t need your truck.

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You haven’t broken up with him
yet!?

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"No, hey...!"

127
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"At least he’s there for me,
okay?!"

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"I know he’s not perfect, but
nobody is."

129
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"I mean, look at you, some
friend."

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And look at me.

131
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Look at what I did to my baby.

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I am lucky that I at least have
him!

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Are you stalking me now?!

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Anna stop.

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Your Tota told me where you
were.

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"Please, I know you don’t want
to talk to me."

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I’m so sorry.

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"I was, I was drunk."

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I was depressed.

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I was totally messed up.

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I didn’t even know that...

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Screw your apology!

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I confided in you...and now I’ve
lost everyone because of you!

144
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You were the one who lied to
your boyfriend

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about your number!

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"Oh, God."

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"God, not this again."

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You’re right.

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I lied.

150
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And I beat up another human
being.

151
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I’m a horrible person!

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"Okay, okay, okay, stop the
waterworks."

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Stop it.

154
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You are not a horrible person.

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And Thunder will come around.

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I promise.

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Yeah?

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Yeah.

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And you’ll always have me and
the girls no matter what your
number is.

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Do you forgive me?

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A little.

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[incoming text message]

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"Oh, maybe it’s Thunder."

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Hey.

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Hey.

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Are you alone?

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-Yeah

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Are you okay?

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Zoe told us about your
abortion.

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I can’t believe her!

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And who are you to judge me?!

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You told the whole town Anna’s
percentage!

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And you are stealing Thunder and
his precious Mohawk seed!

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I’m not stealing him and
his...eww.

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"Yes, you are."

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He has an obligation to rebuild
the Mohawk Nation

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and he can’t do that with you!

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You’re the one to talk about
building the Nation.

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Why didn’t you keep the baby and
ditch the guy?

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Because Butterhead would still
be the father,

181
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so what would that solve?

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Don’t get defensive, Caitlin.

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We’re not judging you.

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We’re sad for you.

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We know that you wanted to be a
mom

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and clearly you decided
that’s not in the cards

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with Butterhead.

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(under her breath) Thank,
God."

189
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So, why are you still with
him?

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I’m going to love you forever.

191
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We could brunch on Sunday!

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You’re never going to leave me,
right?"

193
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No you won’t, no you...

194
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I don’t want to be alone
forever.

195
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Oh Caitlin, a ton of guys would
be thrilled to be with you.

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I have nowhere else to go.

197
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You could move in with me.

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She loves you and wants to be
here.

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Come on.

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Cai, I’m so sorry that I told
them.

201
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But I just didn’t think you
should be going through this
alone.

202
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I moved into my aunt’s rental
apartment.

203
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It’s tiny, but we can make it
work.

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If Butterhead’s not good enough
for your baby then he’s not good
enough for you

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Right?

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♪

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I am so happy to see you.

208
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I seriously need a break fro...

209
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Are you wearing what I
requested?

210
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Yes, Master.

211
00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:47,680
Well done.

212
00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:50,683
And uh,...underneath?

213
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Yes, I shaved...down there.

214
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Good.

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Go to the table.

216
00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,730
Get on your knees, take the
blindfold with your mouth and
crawl to me.

217
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Go slowly.

218
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Arch your back.

219
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Keep your head up high.

220
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That’s my good girl.

221
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"Now, for your reward."

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♪

223
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Can we please talk?

224
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"I told you, I’d get in touch
with you when I cooled off."

225
00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,748
Your 8 billion calls and texts
aren’t helping.

226
00:11:55,782 --> 00:11:56,883
But it’s been a week.

227
00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:58,685
I have no idea where we stand.

228
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"Look,...I know that your...seed
is precious."

229
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:09,862
And that if we stay together and
have children they won’t
technically be Mohawk.

230
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:14,467
"But you agreed with me, that
it’s how you raise the
children."

231
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Not what their number is.

232
00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:17,604
And not what my number is.

233
00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:21,174
"Anna, I’m not mad at you
because you’re less than 50%."

234
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I’m mad at you ’cause you lied
to me about it.

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To my face.

236
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And then you beat up Tulip.

237
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That’s not who I thought you
were.

238
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It’s not!

239
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I was scared.

240
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"I didn’t want to lose you,
Thunder."

241
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I was just angry.

242
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Are you still?

243
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You’re hard to stay mad at.

244
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[off screen] Yo, what’s the hold
up?"

245
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Oh...you again.

246
00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:55,742
She was already a weirdo and a
half-breed, now she’s not even
that.

247
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Cut your loses and move on,
dude.

248
00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:03,650
Is that what you think?

249
00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:05,685
Now who’s the liar?

250
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:15,128
"The food is delicious, isn’t
it, Sose?"

251
00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:18,231
Bailey made it herself.

252
00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:23,803
"Hmm, so dad, I’m really sorry
that I blew up and went on about
all the white guys I was
dating."

253
00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:26,139
Don’t forget about the black
guys.

254
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:28,541
"Velma told me that there was an
Indian guy, too."

255
00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:32,879
"And a, a Jewish guy, right?"

256
00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:35,815
"Yeah, all of those too."

257
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I was frustrated and I lashed
out.

258
00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:39,485
"And I’m, I’m really sorry."

259
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:42,021
"So um, dad you were right."

260
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:45,124
"They don’t get us in the city,
so I’m moving back."

261
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,759
Yeah!

262
00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:47,994
That’s fantastic!

263
00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:49,495
We’ll redo your room.

264
00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:50,596
Give you a fresh start.

265
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,832
Aren’t you even a little bit
happy?

266
00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:55,168
Happy?

267
00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:58,071
I heard about how you behaved at
the bar last week.

268
00:13:58,104 --> 00:14:01,307
Getting drunk and throwing
yourself at every man with a
pulse.

269
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:04,610
"If you’re moving home to act
like that, then you might as
well stay in the city."

270
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:08,381
♪

271
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,255
Do you know how long I’ve been
waiting for you?

272
00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:20,460
I’m sorry, babe, I got with the
boys, I lost track of time.

273
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:21,461
Stop, stop... just stop.

274
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:23,529
Butterhead, we’re done.

275
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:24,964
Come on, not this again.

276
00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:25,965
No, I mean it!

277
00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:29,168
It is over.

278
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,837
Caitlin, don’t.

279
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,806
Well, let’s make love not
war!

280
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,508
Stop!

281
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:38,978
Okay, okay.

282
00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:41,180
So, I will, I’ll do better.

283
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,248
I’ll be better.

284
00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:44,450
"You know, we’ve had this
conversation before."

285
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:45,618
"Oh, come..."

286
00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:47,720
You always come and you say the
right thing,

287
00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:50,523
but you just never follow it up
with any action.

288
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:54,327
-You know what, you’re right.

289
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,462
I haven’t changed.

290
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,598
It’s ’cause I don’t know how.

291
00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:01,501
My dad, he wasn’t there for my
mom and me.

292
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:05,638
And when he was it was even
worse.

293
00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:06,806
But you can teach me.

294
00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:10,143
Come on, babe.

295
00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:12,145
Together we can figure this
out.

296
00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:15,181
Just give me one more shot...to
make you happy.

297
00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:20,086
Okay.

298
00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:22,388
Okay

299
00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:26,225
One more shot.

300
00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:38,037
Sure.

301
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:42,108
What’s the douchebag done this
time?

302
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:43,910
Nothing.

303
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,445
We are so happy together.

304
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:49,682
I am sorry that you won’t be
able to dig your claws back into
him.

305
00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:51,751
Believe me, you can keep him.

306
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,853
You know, I thought I’d hate
being single,

307
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:56,189
but man, is it ever awesome!

308
00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:58,858
I do whatever I want, whenever
I want.

309
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,993
And no more putting up with
Butterhead

310
00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:02,595
and all his shit weighing me
down

311
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:06,432
and making me feel likecrap all
the time!

312
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:09,469
"Go stick your tit in someone’s
mouth if you want to be a
mother, I already have one."

313
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,170
"Uh no, I, I didn’t mean it
babe!"

314
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:12,371
I’m drunk!

315
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:17,243
"It is pretty exhausting dealing
with Butterhead, isn’t it?"

316
00:16:17,276 --> 00:16:18,945
"Oh, yeah..."

317
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:22,782
Does he do the whole "I’ll be
back in a minute" and strolls
in drunk hours later?

318
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:23,783
All the time.

319
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,885
And did he say he’ll take you
out on a date,

320
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:27,920
but then he takes you to the bar
and flirts with everybody

321
00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:30,423
in the room except for you?!

322
00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:31,457
All the time!

323
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,496
Are you really that happy being
single?

324
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,464
♪

325
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:46,672
Have you heard?

326
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,675
What am I supposed to do?

327
00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:52,278
I thought everyone hated me
when I first got here,

328
00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:54,247
but that’s nothing compared to
now.

329
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:58,784
Blood quantum is a white system
that was imposed on our people.

330
00:16:58,818 --> 00:16:59,785
It’s not our way.

331
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:00,887
-Well, it is now!

332
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:05,558
All they care about is your
number, not who you are.

333
00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:09,529
That’s true about a lot of
people here...but not all.

334
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:12,632
And besides, there’s other ways
you can connect with your
culture

335
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,433
and feel you belong here.

336
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:15,868
Yeah?

337
00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:17,136
Yeah.

338
00:17:17,169 --> 00:17:22,842
You need to stop giving in so
easily...or you let them win.

339
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:28,548
You’re not half bad at this
surrogate fatherly advice
thing.

340
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:31,584
Tell that to my daughter.

341
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:42,562
This is great.

342
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:43,663
Like a spa in my own home.

343
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:47,099
Hey, why aren’t you working on
a Monday afternoon?

344
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:50,269
I um, I took some vacation
days.

345
00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:51,270
Can’t hide out forever.

346
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,239
I’m not hiding out.

347
00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:55,241
I had to pack up my house.

348
00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:56,375
I just moved, you know?

349
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,878
I took a break because you
needed an urgent pedicure.

350
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:02,315
Does that feel good?

351
00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:04,917
Okay, all done!

352
00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:08,354
Ooh, I love it!

353
00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:10,056
Thanks, Zoe!

354
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,857
So, am I forgiven?

355
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:15,328
You know, I really do need some
help organizing my closet.

356
00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:18,297
Hey, take a pic of my pedi.

357
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:19,332
Sure.

358
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:24,337
You know what, I have a better
idea.

359
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,710
[texting sounds]

360
00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:40,219
Hey.

361
00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:45,191
I just talked to Anna...

362
00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:47,093
She’s sorry that she lied to
you.

363
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,094
That’s between me and Anna.

364
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,161
It’s none of your business.

365
00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:51,931
Yes, it is my business because
it’s all my fault.

366
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:56,535
So could you please be the
kind, forgiving good person that
I know you are?

367
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:59,872
You’re giving me a lecture on
how to be a good person?

368
00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:00,873
That’s rich.

369
00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:02,875
Well, you don’t have to be a
dick about it.

370
00:19:02,908 --> 00:19:04,877
I’m just trying to be a good
friend here.

371
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:06,278
A good friend?!!

372
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,648
Is that what you were doing when
you tried to throw yourself at
me?

373
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:09,649
What?!!!

374
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,117
At the bar last week.

375
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,586
Right before you told me to
forget Anna because she’s less
than 50%.

376
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:24,664
You still want to give me that
lecture on how to be a good
person?

377
00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:25,765
Babe!

378
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:26,832
I’m home!

379
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:29,869
I’m early like you asked so we
can hang out.

380
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,706
Aw, thanks babe, that is so
sweet.

381
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:38,611
I asked you to put these boots
by the door where they belong.

382
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:43,816
Ri-iight.

383
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,088
"So, how was your day?"

384
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:50,122
Fine.

385
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:56,729
That’s it?
Fine?

386
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,299
What do you want me to say?

387
00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:02,601
"Uh, ah...it was a, it was a
barrel of laughs

388
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,970
breaking myback all day building
a house?"

389
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,572
Okay, hey!

390
00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:09,175
You know, you’re the one who
asked me to teach you how to be
a good boyfriend.

391
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:13,212
And conversation at the end of
the day kind of falls into that
category.

392
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:15,548
Gotcha.
-Okay?

393
00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:23,422
It’d be nice if you asked me
how my day went, too.

394
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:28,260
Well...how was your day,
honey?

395
00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:30,463
It was fine, thank you.

396
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:31,831
You know Ruth?

397
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:34,633
She came into the salon, she
asked us to French braid her
hair!

398
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,335
But she has like no hair.

399
00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:39,205
So Danny and I, we were ch...

400
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,206
Yeah, I know.

401
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,241
That uh, that sounds good.

402
00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:45,644
[television announcer sounds]

403
00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:54,220
You left him?

404
00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:05,564
Hey there, sexy lady!

405
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,566
Go away!

406
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,568
Oh come on, don’t be like
that.

407
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,570
I can’t stop thinking about
you.

408
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,572
You’re the most beautiful woman
I’ve ever been with.

409
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,942
So smart and funny and...sweet
as hell.

410
00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:18,978
Lollipop’s got nothing on you.

411
00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:35,761
[car roars off]
[music]