iously on Mohawk Girls
"Oh, my God!"
I can never show my face again!
Come on.
For old time’s sake.
Hey!
I’m with Anna now.
She’s not even 50%.
Say, bye, bye to Thunder.
You’re looking hot as hell tonight!
You just married Lollipop!
Ah, yeah...
You’ve never had an abortion before?
Zoe, where are you?
♪
I’m so sorry you lost the baby...
We’ll keep these safe.
You two will have more babies soon enough.
Lots of them.
You want anything?
I guess you can have booze now, huh?
Okay uh, how ’bout some tea?
Sure. All right.
Ma, can you make Caitlin some tea?
I got an abortion because you suck as a partner!
You suck as a father!
And I am so glad that my baby will never be hurt and manipulated by you!
Butterhead, we’ve been through a lot.
And I think we should...I think it’s time we...
"I know, I know it’s been rough."
On me too, you know.
I was kind of looking forward to having
another little guy around.
It would have been cool to have a kid
that looked like both of us, huh?"
I...I...
Come here.
Yeah, it would have been cool.
♪ [Theme song] ♪
"Hey Anna, it’s Bailey."
Again.
I’m leaving my millionth apology message.
"Look, I know you’re furious with me for spilling your secret,
but I’m not going to stop calling and coming by until
you let me apologize in person."
Your Tota can’t be your bodyguard forever.
"So, call me?"
Please?
[knocking]
"Hey, Lollipop."
"Um, my dad borrowed this, so um, from Trumpet and I’m here to return it."
’kay.
"Uh, you know what?"
"Ugh, it’s damaged."
So let me just explain it to him.
I’ll just tell him about it.
Whatever...
Trumpet!
"Lunch will be ready in five, baby."
"Couldn’t stay away, huh?"
"Trumpet, stop texting me."
It was a one time thing.
It was so wrong.
And it’ll never happen again.
It wasn’t a one time thing.
It was an all night thing.
Stop it.
Up against that fence.
Out in the forest.
It was so friggin’ hot!
Stop it!
Your wife is inside making you lunch.
Can you blame me?
She’s just a kid.
She doesn’t compare to you in the sack.
"You, you’re all woman."
"Well yeah, that’s true."
But she’s your wife.
"I mean, what if she finds out?"
You’re worth the risk.
"No, no!"
"No, I am not this person!"
Stop texting me!
[Lollipop] Trumpet
"Hi, cuz."
Hi.
How’s Tulip?
She looks like Frankenstein with the beat down you gave her.
"Some beat down, Hat Girl."
"I guess I was pretty badass, huh?"
She’s never going to live down being pummeled by a white girl.
What? As if we didn’t all hear.
Now you’re worse than a half-breed.
"So, you’re done here."
"With us, with the community and your family."
And of course with Thunder.
Did he dump your white ass yet?
"No, he...I don’t know."
I told you he’s back on the market.
"My lovely wife, she’s really making you work for it, huh?"
I deserve it after the spectacle I made at your wedding.
Hmph...
But she’ll have to forgive me after this nasty favor.
-Hey, babe.
-Only a few more hours to go...
...and then we’ll be done, right?
-Uh, check back in with me tomorrow.
Oh, and don’t forget the toilet.
It’s disgusting.
I heard you lost the baby.
That sucks.
(speaking Mohawk)
A day pass for a spa.
You poor thing.
Go away!
I’m really sorry that I wasn’t there for you during...
(whispers) the abortion.
"But please Caitlin, you can’t stay mad at me forever."
You promised me you’d be there!
I know.
I’m here now.
And I have a truck all lined up
to help you move out of Butterhead’s mom’s house.
I don’t need your truck.
You haven’t broken up with him yet!?
"No, hey...!"
"At least he’s there for me, okay?!"
"I know he’s not perfect, but nobody is."
"I mean, look at you, some friend."
And look at me.
Look at what I did to my baby.
I am lucky that I at least have him!
Are you stalking me now?!
Anna stop.
Your Tota told me where you were.
"Please, I know you don’t want to talk to me."
I’m so sorry.
"I was, I was drunk."
I was depressed.
I was totally messed up.
I didn’t even know that...
Screw your apology!
I confided in you...and now I’ve lost everyone because of you!
You were the one who lied to your boyfriend
about your number!
"Oh, God."
"God, not this again."
You’re right.
I lied.
And I beat up another human being.
I’m a horrible person!
"Okay, okay, okay, stop the waterworks."
Stop it.
You are not a horrible person.
And Thunder will come around.
I promise.
Yeah?
Yeah.
And you’ll always have me and the girls no matter what your number is.
Do you forgive me?
A little.
[incoming text message]
"Oh, maybe it’s Thunder."
Hey.
Are you alone?
-Yeah
Are you okay?
Zoe told us about your abortion.
I can’t believe her!
And who are you to judge me?!
You told the whole town Anna’s percentage!
And you are stealing Thunder and his precious Mohawk seed!
I’m not stealing him and his...eww.
"Yes, you are."
He has an obligation to rebuild the Mohawk Nation
and he can’t do that with you!
You’re the one to talk about building the Nation.
Why didn’t you keep the baby and ditch the guy?
Because Butterhead would still be the father,
so what would that solve?
Don’t get defensive, Caitlin.
We’re not judging you.
We’re sad for you.
We know that you wanted to be a mom
and clearly you decided that’s not in the cards
with Butterhead.
(under her breath) Thank, God."
So, why are you still with him?
I’m going to love you forever.
We could brunch on Sunday!
You’re never going to leave me, right?"
No you won’t, no you...
I don’t want to be alone forever.
Oh Caitlin, a ton of guys would be thrilled to be with you.
I have nowhere else to go.
You could move in with me.
She loves you and wants to be here.
Come on.
Cai, I’m so sorry that I told them.
But I just didn’t think you should be going through this alone.
I moved into my aunt’s rental apartment.
It’s tiny, but we can make it work.
If Butterhead’s not good enough for your baby then he’s not good enough for you
Right?
♪
I am so happy to see you.
I seriously need a break fro...
Are you wearing what I requested?
Yes, Master.
Well done.
And uh,...underneath?
Yes, I shaved...down there.
Good.
Go to the table.
Get on your knees, take the blindfold with your mouth and crawl to me.
Go slowly.
Arch your back.
Keep your head up high.
That’s my good girl.
"Now, for your reward."
♪
Can we please talk?
"I told you, I’d get in touch with you when I cooled off."
Your 8 billion calls and texts aren’t helping.
But it’s been a week.
I have no idea where we stand.
"Look,...I know that your...seed is precious."
And that if we stay together and have children they won’t technically be Mohawk.
"But you agreed with me, that it’s how you raise the children."
Not what their number is.
And not what my number is.
"Anna, I’m not mad at you because you’re less than 50%."
I’m mad at you ’cause you lied to me about it.
To my face.
And then you beat up Tulip.
That’s not who I thought you were.
It’s not!
I was scared.
"I didn’t want to lose you, Thunder."
I was just angry.
Are you still?
You’re hard to stay mad at.
[off screen] Yo, what’s the hold up?"
Oh...you again.
She was already a weirdo and a half-breed, now she’s not even that.
Cut your loses and move on, dude.
Is that what you think?
Now who’s the liar?
"The food is delicious, isn’t it, Sose?"
Bailey made it herself.
"Hmm, so dad, I’m really sorry that I blew up and went on about all the white guys I was dating."
Don’t forget about the black guys.
"Velma told me that there was an Indian guy, too."
"And a, a Jewish guy, right?"
"Yeah, all of those too."
I was frustrated and I lashed out.
"And I’m, I’m really sorry."
"So um, dad you were right."
"They don’t get us in the city, so I’m moving back."
Yeah!
That’s fantastic!
We’ll redo your room.
Give you a fresh start.
Aren’t you even a little bit happy?
Happy?
I heard about how you behaved at the bar last week.
Getting drunk and throwing yourself at every man with a pulse.
"If you’re moving home to act like that, then you might as well stay in the city."
♪
Do you know how long I’ve been waiting for you?
I’m sorry, babe, I got with the boys, I lost track of time.
Stop, stop... just stop.
Butterhead, we’re done.
Come on, not this again.
No, I mean it!
It is over.
Caitlin, don’t.
Well, let’s make love not war!
Stop!
Okay, okay.
So, I will, I’ll do better.
I’ll be better.
"You know, we’ve had this conversation before."
"Oh, come..."
You always come and you say the right thing,
but you just never follow it up with any action.
-You know what, you’re right.
I haven’t changed.
It’s ’cause I don’t know how.
My dad, he wasn’t there for my mom and me.
And when he was it was even worse.
But you can teach me.
Come on, babe.
Together we can figure this out.
Just give me one more shot...to make you happy.
Okay.
Okay
One more shot.
Sure.
What’s the douchebag done this time?
Nothing.
We are so happy together.
I am sorry that you won’t be able to dig your claws back into him.
Believe me, you can keep him.
You know, I thought I’d hate being single,
but man, is it ever awesome!
I do whatever I want, whenever I want.
And no more putting up with Butterhead
and all his shit weighing me down
and making me feel likecrap all the time!
"Go stick your tit in someone’s mouth if you want to be a mother, I already have one."
"Uh no, I, I didn’t mean it babe!"
I’m drunk!
"It is pretty exhausting dealing with Butterhead, isn’t it?"
"Oh, yeah..."
Does he do the whole "I’ll be back in a minute" and strolls in drunk hours later?
All the time.
And did he say he’ll take you out on a date,
but then he takes you to the bar and flirts with everybody
in the room except for you?!
All the time!
Are you really that happy being single?
♪
Have you heard?
What am I supposed to do?
I thought everyone hated me when I first got here,
but that’s nothing compared to now.
Blood quantum is a white system that was imposed on our people.
It’s not our way.
-Well, it is now!
All they care about is your number, not who you are.
That’s true about a lot of people here...but not all.
And besides, there’s other ways you can connect with your culture
and feel you belong here.
Yeah?
Yeah.
You need to stop giving in so easily...or you let them win.
You’re not half bad at this surrogate fatherly advice thing.
Tell that to my daughter.
This is great.
Like a spa in my own home.
Hey, why aren’t you working on a Monday afternoon?
I um, I took some vacation days.
Can’t hide out forever.
I’m not hiding out.
I had to pack up my house.
I just moved, you know?
I took a break because you needed an urgent pedicure.
Does that feel good?
Okay, all done!
Ooh, I love it!
Thanks, Zoe!
So, am I forgiven?
You know, I really do need some help organizing my closet.
Hey, take a pic of my pedi.
Sure.
You know what, I have a better idea.
[texting sounds]
Hey.
I just talked to Anna...
She’s sorry that she lied to you.
That’s between me and Anna.
It’s none of your business.
Yes, it is my business because it’s all my fault.
So could you please be the kind, forgiving good person that I know you are?
You’re giving me a lecture on how to be a good person?
That’s rich.
Well, you don’t have to be a dick about it.
I’m just trying to be a good friend here.
A good friend?!!
Is that what you were doing when you tried to throw yourself at me?
What?!!!
At the bar last week.
Right before you told me to forget Anna because she’s less than 50%.
You still want to give me that lecture on how to be a good person?
Babe!
I’m home!
I’m early like you asked so we can hang out.
Aw, thanks babe, that is so sweet.
I asked you to put these boots by the door where they belong.
Ri-iight.
"So, how was your day?"
Fine.
That’s it? Fine?
What do you want me to say?
"Uh, ah...it was a, it was a barrel of laughs
breaking myback all day building a house?"
Okay, hey!
You know, you’re the one who asked me to teach you how to be a good boyfriend.
And conversation at the end of the day kind of falls into that category.
Gotcha. -Okay?
It’d be nice if you asked me how my day went, too.
Well...how was your day, honey?
It was fine, thank you.
You know Ruth?
She came into the salon, she asked us to French braid her hair!
But she has like no hair.
So Danny and I, we were ch...
Yeah, I know.
That uh, that sounds good.
[television announcer sounds]
You left him?
Hey there, sexy lady!
Go away!
Oh come on, don’t be like that.
I can’t stop thinking about you.
You’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever been with.
So smart and funny and...sweet as hell.
Lollipop’s got nothing on you.
[car roars off] [music]