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Previously on Mohawk Girls

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Mom.

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Why can’t you be normal?

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Get a boyfriend and settle down!

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[slap-scream]

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"Get rid of toxic people in your
life and make room for love."

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Butterhead...

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We’re done.

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Attitude is everything.

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You’ve got to believe in
yourself.

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I’m glad that...

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...your romantic fantasy with
Trumpet is over.

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I’m a useless screw-up as a
Mohawk!

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I don’t care about your number.

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I care about you.

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You know I’m going to whip your
butt

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tonight at games night, right?

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Oh, I don’t think so, buddy.

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I’m a Master games player.

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And I love to win.

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Hmm, okay.

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Well, your butt’s too cute to
whip anyway.

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Get a room!

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Hey.

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Hey, bro.

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You know Anna, right?

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Oh, we haven’t officially met.

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But I’ve been dying to get to
know you.

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[imagination swoosh]

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OMG!

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I heart your out fit.

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Oh, and your hair, it’s to die
for!

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Oh, we’re going to be the
bestest besties, sister!

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I know we’re going to be
besties!

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Not really.

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I can’t support you being with
my brother.

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What?!

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You’re gay.

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You of all people should be
open-minded and know what it’s

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like to be different around
here.

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Oh, believe me, I do.

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Which is why I’m worried about
the consequences for Thunder and

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for our family.

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I’m sorry, bro.

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♪ [theme song] ♪

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8...

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9...

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"One more, you got this."

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"Oh, yes!"

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Awesome job.

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Let’s go celebrate.

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Oh, yeah.

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I am eating healthy and there’s
no booze,

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there’s no men.

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I even took your advice and I
signed up for a business course.

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Yes, amazing!

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I know!

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Oh, let me.

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Thank you.

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Are you cold?

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It’s fine.

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Well, aren’t you the perfect
gentleman.

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You know what, you should give
gentleman training classes

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to Mohawk men.

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Ha!

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Sideline business.

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Mmhm.

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I like it.

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I got to go.

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Caitlin...

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Yeah?

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Great session today.

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I’m proud of you.

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Thanks.

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Okay.

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There are some things that I do
miss about being with a guy.

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I, I gotta go.

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No, I don’t know how to play
that one.

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Hey, how about us single gals
team up to whip their asses?

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Yeah.

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Whatever.

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Um, well...

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[doorbell]

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Come in!

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Who could that be?

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Guys, you know Ohserase.

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My boyfriend.

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Hey.

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Boyfriend?!!

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When did that happen?

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Uh hey, anyone for pass the
ace?

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Sure.

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I’ll deal.

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Okay.

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Fine, then this single gal is
going to whip all your butts!

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One, two, three, go!

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-Yes!
-That’s my girl.

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"Hey, let’s play some
Pictionary."

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"Nah, that’s for pussys."

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Watio.

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It’s ’cause he can’t draw.

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Poker, now that’s a real game.

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And so apropos to Mohawks.

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Why?

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Because we found a way to
survive financially?

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So now it defines us?

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Who are you to judge?

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You’re not even Mohawk.

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Yes, I am.

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Don’t listen to him, he’s just
teasing ya.

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Yeah, he’s hilarious.

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I may not be 50%, but there’s
other ways

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to be a proud Mohawk.

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That’s bullshit.

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All right.
Cool it.

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-She:kon.
-She:kon.

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Can I ask you something?

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Yes.

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What does it mean to be Mohawk?

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What are you writing?

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Who you working for?

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No....

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It’s about who you are and who
your family is.

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Well, it means...um....

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It means making sure the
sacrifices of our ancestors were

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not in vain.

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(whistles) Ha-ha...uh, duh...

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Did you talk to anyone from the
Longhouse?

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I bet they told you they carry
all our traditions and the rest

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of us are embarrassments,
right?

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Longhouse.

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Hi, there!

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Is this the Longhouse?

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Do you know where I could find
the like priest kind of person?

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There isn’t one.

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Is there like a bible?

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Or a class?

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For someone to learn and convert
or whatever.

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It doesn’t really work like
that.

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"There’s no ""Native Way of
Life"" rule book."

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You have to live it.

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To be lived in harmony with
creation...all of creation.

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Well, thanks anyway.

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Oh, Miss!

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There’s a social here tomorrow.

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Why don’t you come by and find
out for yourself what we’re all

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about as a people?

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That’d be awesome!

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(ohna)
(ohna gewahe)

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Did you get the scoop?

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Nope.

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I’ve been asking her all day and
she won’t dish.

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She just keeps saying you can’t
explain love.

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Oh, please.

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Hey!

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Since when are you interested in
Ohserase?

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And why didn’t you tell us about
it?

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I...I don’t know.

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I saw him around a few times.

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And we got to talking.

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And he’s nice.

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So, there you have it.

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Oh, sounds romantic.

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And fishy.

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Okay, he is nice.

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And it doesn’t hurt that dating
him will make the community

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think I’m more like them and
less of an uppity snob.

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Okay?

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That is pretty low, Zoe.

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No, what’s low is people
writing letters

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to try and get me fired.

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What?!!

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I can not lose my job.

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I’ve worked for it my whole
life.

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It’s going to take more than you
getting a boyfriend for people

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to not think you’re a snob.

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It’s true.

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You need to like...not be you.

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Thanks a lot.

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You need to revamp your image.

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Like...a make-over...for your
personality.

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That’s a terrible....

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actually that could work.

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relationship you have with
yourself."

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♪

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This is impossible.

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[texting sounds]

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♪

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Kwe Kwe

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Enter within and all the answers

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will be revealed.

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(in Mohawk)

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"Stop taking selfies, it’s
disrespectful!"

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Can’t you see how uncomfortable
you’re making everyone.

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I’m sick and tired of seeing all
the white people around town.

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Hey, Tulip.

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Hey, babe, you made it!

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Not in public.

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Everyone knows the law...right?

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It’s on the books.

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Now they’re boo-hooing because
it’s being enforced?

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I gather you’re talking about
the evictions?

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They’re taking space away from
our people.

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One of our people has chosen to
build a life with that person,

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and it’s their family.

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They shouldn’t have started up
with white people to begin with.

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Now they have to pay the price.

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Well, what about the kids,
huh?

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Just throw them away?!

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I mean, they’re Mohawk, too.

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I’m with Tulip.

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They have all our land already,
they don’t need this too.

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If they’re living here, they’re
not trying to take it from us.

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They’re trying to be part of our
world.

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Well, we don’t want them here!

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They’re probably just using our
women and men

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to get out of paying taxes.

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Yeah.

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Damn straight!

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Hey, guys.

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I’ve got some wings.

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Fresh out of the oven.

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Help yourself.

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Hey, guys.

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Wings?

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Why don’t you look like an old
lady today?

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Cause she’s finally getting
laid.

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I wouldn’t want to see that even
if you paid me.

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Hot or mild?

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Touchdown!

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Yes!!

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Ooh!

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Yeah!!!

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That touchdown was beast!

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You’re into football?!

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"Yeah, totally!"

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How ’bout that Grey Cup win
of...

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...2009?

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Yes, that was so epic!

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I know, right?!

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You rock.

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Not as much as Iostha, though!

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Love the new haircut, by the
way.

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It’s the same as always.

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Well, it looks great.

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Awesome party, babe.

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Thanks.

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Good game.

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Too bad it’s almost over.

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The second one starts right
after.

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Oh!

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There’s another one.

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Yeah...

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Excuse me.

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00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:52,739
Excuse me.

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Run it!

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Ya-ha!

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Two baby!

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Yeah!

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00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:00,680
Yeah!

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00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:04,917
Hey guys, sorry I, I have to
go.

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Um, work emergency, so...

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wings are in the oven, the beers
in the fridge.

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Have fun!

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Go Als Go!
Whoo!

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♪

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Hey.

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Hey.

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Danny wanted us to tell you
that he sussed out some cute,

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single guys.

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What happened to focusing on
yourself?

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I did.

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Self-improvement takes a little
longer than a week, Caitlin.

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I know.

275
00:13:37,216 --> 00:13:39,485
But who says I have to do it
alone?

276
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,254
Ahh, you did.

277
00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:42,455
Remember?

278
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:45,591
Creating the whole fulfilling
life without a man thing?

279
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,927
Well, you see, I meant without
a bad man.

280
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:52,598
Look, you all have boyfriends.

281
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:53,966
Even Zoe.

282
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,535
I’m all alone.

283
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:58,805
So I am going to find myself a
gentleman that treats me right.

284
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,441
And at what better place to do
that than at the Longhouse?

285
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:03,376
That’s why you came here?

286
00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:06,079
Not to give me moral support?

287
00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:13,019
Two birds?

288
00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:15,054
How’s your thesis going?

289
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:19,225
I’m just trying to learn our
traditions.

290
00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:22,028
Why does everybody have a
problem with that?

291
00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:24,831
Because you’re documenting us
like we’re zoo animals.

292
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,866
Well, I want to join the zoo!

293
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:33,239
Why are some of the dancers
dropping out?

294
00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:35,942
The Smoke Dance is a competition
to see who can last the longest.

295
00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:40,947
The Thanksgiving Address we gave
at the beginning is about

296
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,148
gratitude.

297
00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:44,350
We thank Mother Earth for how
well she provides for us.

298
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:54,394
So put down your notes and just
enjoy it.

299
00:14:54,427 --> 00:15:02,068
So put down your notes and just
enjoy it.

300
00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:04,103
All right ladies, come on up,
it’s your turn.

301
00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:15,114
♪

302
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:25,191
♪

303
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:35,134
♪

304
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:41,107
♪

305
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:42,141
I won!

306
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:00,393
Hey, guys.

307
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,361
How was your weekend?

308
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,530
Mine was amazing!

309
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:07,600
I went to a social at the
Longhouse and I won

310
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:08,601
the Smoke Dance competition.

311
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,870
That’s cool,...

312
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:13,206
I guess.

313
00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:16,576
Let’s take a moment to give
thanks to Mother Earth for all

314
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,611
that she provides.

315
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,492
God, are you trying to make us
feel guilty

316
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,060
that we didn’t go to the
Longhouse?"

317
00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:36,062
I was raised in a Catholic
family.

318
00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:38,064
It’s not my fault I don’t know
our traditions!

319
00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:40,733
Wait, no, that’s not it at
all.

320
00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:44,337
You think you’re better than us
because you danced to a drum?

321
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:45,571
Snotty bitch.

322
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:47,607
Wait....no, that’s...

323
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,447
How did that go so wrong?

324
00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:04,557
Hello there.

325
00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:05,725
Hi.

326
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:08,561
I haven’t seen you before.

327
00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:11,364
Well, maybe you just never
noticed me.

328
00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:13,399
Oh, I would have noticed you.

329
00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:16,202
Well, I noticed you.

330
00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:18,437
You look like you’re in a bit of
a hurry.

331
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,806
Yeah, I’m heading to class.

332
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,808
I’m taking the entrepreneurship
course.

333
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:24,844
Oh, good for you.

334
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:25,845
I run my own business.

335
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,547
It’s nice being your own boss.

336
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:31,117
A big business tycoon, huh?

337
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:34,086
Hey, don’t let me keep you from
class.

338
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:37,456
It’s actually a review class,
so I don’t really

339
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:38,457
need to be there."

340
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:39,458
Oh, okay.

341
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,460
Well, would you like to sit
down?

342
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:51,337
Sure!

343
00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:54,373
So Mr. Business Tycoon, do you
have a name,

344
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:59,679
or shall I just keep on calling
you Mr. Business Tycoon?

345
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:01,247
I’m Zach.

346
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,748
Nice to meet you.

347
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,383
Hey, there she is.

348
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,752
That’s my beautiful fiancée.

349
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:10,690
Well, it was really nice
talking with you.

350
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:13,259
Good luck with your course.

351
00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:17,363
Yeah...

352
00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:18,397
Stupid.

353
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,403
[voices talking off screen]

354
00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:31,410
He always does that.

355
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,913
Hey, what are you doing here?

356
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,282
Your new beau invited us.

357
00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:38,384
I thought this would be a good
way

358
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:40,419
to introduce myself to your
family.

359
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,422
Oh...okay.

360
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,024
He’s so cute.

361
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:48,594
It’s good to see you settling
down...with a Mohawk.

362
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,529
I made crepes.

363
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:53,332
You said you liked them,
right?

364
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:54,400
They’re my favorite!

365
00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:56,302
I can’t believe you remembered.

366
00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:58,204
And he made them!

367
00:18:58,237 --> 00:19:00,039
No man has ever cooked for me.

368
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:01,040
He’s a keeper.

369
00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:02,908
Bacon, wooo....

370
00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:04,744
Wow.

371
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:09,348
This looks amazing, Watio.

372
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:13,285
What did Danny say about me?

373
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,389
That you looked like a nutjob on
the dance floor.

374
00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:19,692
But that you’re growing on him.

375
00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:23,095
I wish I’d grow on everyone else
here.

376
00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:26,098
I tried to share what I learned
with my cousin and her friend,

377
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:28,100
but of course they turned on
me.

378
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:29,468
What exactly did you share?

379
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:32,705
I said that we should do a
tobacco offering and give thanks

380
00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:34,707
to Mother Earth for all she
provides.

381
00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:36,409
And that didn’t go over well?

382
00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:37,410
Shocking.

383
00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:38,577
It was!

384
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,613
Well, you were pointing out
their short-comings.

385
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:45,484
That’s not what I was doing.

386
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,320
Just stop trying to ingratiate
yourself with everyone

387
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:49,388
all the time.

388
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:50,623
It always backfires.

389
00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:53,659
You’re supposed to support me,
not make me feel as small as

390
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,995
everyone else does!

391
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,964
For all your claims that you
like me just the way I am,

392
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:00,966
you sure wish I was like
everyone else here,

393
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,001
don’t you?

394
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:09,442
[texting sounds]

395
00:20:58,924 --> 00:20:59,925
Uh...excuse me.

396
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:02,428
Can you tell me where I can find
the principal’s office?

397
00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:05,431
You said you were the principal!

398
00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:07,433
What the hell are you doing
here?!

399
00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:08,834
I came to surprise you.

400
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:09,835
So...surprise!

401
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:13,305
You are going to get me fired!

402
00:21:13,339 --> 00:21:14,807
Come on, just one quickie.

403
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:15,808
Please.

404
00:21:15,841 --> 00:21:17,409
There are children around!

405
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:20,446
Okay, so we’ll find an office,
a broom closet, whatever."

406
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,415
Stay away from me, you psycho
stalker.

407
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:25,417
Don’t ever contact me again.

408
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:27,453
You can’t do that!

409
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:34,460
♪