Mom.
This looks amazing, Watio.
He’s a keeper.
Who are you to judge?
you’re not even Mohawk.
yes, I am!
You sure wish I was like everyone else here, don’t you?
I heard you lost the baby.
that sucks.
I am eating healthy.
and there’s no booze.
there’s no men.
what’s low is people writing letters to try and get me fired!
You know Ohserase.
my boyfriend.
just one quickie.
please.
Stay away from me you psycho sta
So, are you open to a romantic c
too girly for you?
Whatever you want.
Hey!
What about this one?
It’s an action film.
Has robots and cyborgs.
You must like that.
I like you.
You know we should really decide on something or we’ll
miss it.
Maybe we should just stay in tonight.
[imagination swoosh]
What should I make for dinner?
Maybe a salad?
Oh yeah, I’m almost out of jam.
What, was I doing it too hard?
Ah, ha-ha, no.
I, uh...did I tell you about my three month rule?
Um...
okay.
Well, my body is a temple...and other stuff.
So, I don’t have sex for the first three months
of a relationship.
Three months?
Yeah.
So, maybe we just call it a nigh
Oh, okay...I’ll call you tomorro
Great!
Okay.
♪ [theme song] ♪
Well, if it isn’t the born agai
traditionalist that’s come to sa
Yeah, I get it!
Everybody heard that I tried to give thanks to Mother Earth.
Terrible me.
More like terribly obnoxious.
Hey.
You just missed me getting criticized.
Not that it matters since I can’ on you to defend me.
Look Anna, it’s not like that.
Yeah, it is!
Hey, Hat Girl.
A protest organized by the Warrior Coalition.
We’re meeting at the high school tomorrow to plan the
protest.
You want me there?!
Yeah.
I’ll be there for sure.
With my warrior spirit.
Hi, honey.
Hey.
Oh...
I was going to suggest we go do something fun in the city.
But looks like you got you’re hands full here.
Yeah, I’ve been wanting to add texture to the room.
Oh...
Bring the outdoors in.
Hey.
Why don’t you help me?
Oh, no, no, no, this isn’t really my thing.
But it’s so nice out.
Come on.
Let’s go play and, uh, you can deal with all this later.
Or, we can play right here.
Hm?
om...
oh...
Whoa, whoa."
Take your time.
You gotta make sure it lines up exactly with the ceiling
and the other pieces.
Okay?
That looks about right.
Okay, go ahead.
Wait!
Wait, wait, like this.
If you’re technique is off, then you’ll get creases.
Okay?
Wouldn’t want that.
Okay, I got the next one.
You sure?
Yeah, it’s not brain surgery.
Take your time.
Make sure it’s perfectly aligned.
Watio, I got it!
It’s crooked.
No, it isn’t.
Yes, it is.
Can’t you see it’s not lined up with the other one?
Nope.
Looks perfectly fine to me.
Okay.
I’m just...I’m just going to replace that one.
Okay?
Sure.
Take your time.
Who needs sun and air on the weekend, anyways?
Longer lunges.
Come on.
Yeah, watch your form.
Keep your upper body straight.
This is too hard!
What’s bothering you?
You know, everything’s bothering
Okay, first off, you know that stupid business course that you
made me take?
Yeah.
Well, I have to write a 40 page business plan and I don’t
know what the hell to write!
And then I have to go to this baby shower, but how am supposed
to go to this baby shower when I just...
And, and then there’s the grocery shopping.
And then there’s the healthy eating and this constant
deprivation and I have to do it all alone!
We all have those days where it seems too much.
That’s normal.
The key is to push through them.
Remember your goals and stay positive on the progress you’ve
Imagine where you’ll get if you stick with it.
And Caitlin, you’re not alone.
You know what I meant.
Alone, like...single.
I know what you meant.
Let’s get back to those lunges!
Yes!
The one...
Okay.
I love balloons.
They’re round and supple.
If you’re into "scriffing", "yiffing" and "fur pile",
contact me.
Agh!
Oh, please be normal."
My name is Darren and I’m a good boy.
Will you come play with me, mommy?"
Eww!!!
There’s my baby...
Okay, you can do this.
Remember your goals and stay positive about all the progress
you’ve made.
Okay.
Hey, didn’t expect to see you he
Well, I am.
Okay.
Are you sure you’re up for this?
Yeah, I’m fine.
Have one of these.
It’ll help numb the sting.
No, I’m just going to have water
Okay. Try the sweets, though.
They are divine.
Caitlin, you came!
Wow.
Um...I’ll be back in a sec.
Remember your goals...and stay positive about all the progress
you’ve made.
[voice in her head] "So, I can’t find a Master."
Big deal!
I don’t need sex to relax.
there are lots of ways.
like reading a book.
this is relaxing.
Am I reading a self-help book?
God, it would be great to have sex right now.
Ah, nature sounds.
so peaceful.
Man, these birds are loud.
and frigging annoying!
this is perfect.
Everyone does yoga to relax.
Oh, crap.
Oh, I know!
Okay, here I go.
I’m clearing my mind.
Ommmmmmm.
No, not working!"
♪ ♪
The protest is tomorrow in Montr
A bus will be leaving the community center at 10 am for
those of you who didn’t want to drive.
We need as many people as possible to join us.
After the report issued by the United Nations, the media
finally started paying attention and murdered women.
And we need to keep them focused on that issue!
All we’re asking is for a nation
If they can do that for the amou of toilet paper people
use, but they can’t do that about us?!!
Maybe we should send little half-breed to talk to them.
You speak "white", don’t you?
Even after the report came out the government still had the
balls to say that it’s not a top priority for them.
They’re cowards.
They don’t want to take that responsibility.
Our women are ten times more likely to be murdered than white
women, but they don’t give a shit!
Which is exactly why we need to put pressure on them now.
Yeah, we should give them a taste of their own medicine.
See how they like it when their soccer moms start winding up
in ditches and ravines.
That’s horrible!
Hey, this is our first time in t
It’s nice.
A new first for our relationship
I like all our firsts. -Me too.
I just wish it wasn’t such a bitch to find parking in this
city.
And everything’s so expensive.
And look at this.
There are line-ups everywhere!
Watio, I did what you wanted, I wallpapered, all day.
Now you’ve got to do what I want with a smile on your face.
You’re right.
Good?
It’s perfect.
What’s the most normal poutine you have?
We’ll have la poutine fameuse and la poutine deluxe.
What’s in a poutine fameuse?
We’re having it!
On me.
Thank you.
Merci.
Oh my God, it’s so good!
Oh, this is disgusting.
How could they charge so much for this?
Oh, what a rip-off!
Ugh, aghh..."
Hey, ladies."
You look great.
And I think you’re really going to love my gift, Katie.
I did some research and this is supposed to be a real miracle
worker for new moms.
If I bend over will you kiss my
I’ll put a foot in it skank!
You want to go, let’s go!
Don’t be a bitch.
This is my party.
I’m sorry.
Iostha, I heard about your siste
Her house burnt down.
Is she okay?
Yeah, they weren’t in the house.
Oh, thank God.
Poor thing.
A single mom with three little kids, where’re
they going to live?"
I could throw a fundraiser for them!
I am so proud you’re my best friend!
How dare anybody want to get you fired!
You are the best role model ever!
Oh my God, you’re so amazing!
And not a stuck-up bitch at all.
Uh...no.
I know Derek Miller’s manager!
Just think of what a draw he would be.
How much money we could raise.
It probably be enough for Hawi to put a really big down payment
on a house.
Fine.
Great!
Terrible for your sister, though
Wow, this is nasty!
Got it!
No way!
Yeah, I am so going to win the p
We’re here to get the loot!
Hey, babe.
Hey.
How you feeling?
We’re both great.
We haven’t opened the presents y
so you guys’ll have to wait.
Hey, no problem.
Surrounded by beautiful ladies, I can wait all night if
I have to.
Oh, it’s chunky.
Is that coconut?
Argh, you’re eating shit?!!
It’s chocolate, silly.
Oh.
Oh, you guys are so cute togethe
Maybe me and Rick will have our own little one soon.
Okay, don’t rush into it.
Because, you know, babies are a ton of work.
No, you’ll love it.
Being pregnant is amazing.
I bet.
I wonder if you’ll be as excited when you’re up all night
changing diapers when the rest of us are all out having fun
and making something of ourselve
I’m fine!
I’m just saying that personally I’m happy not to be saddled with
a baby.
Or a shithead baby daddy.
Because I am free, single and I am happy as hell.
can convince him.
He’s done fundraisers before.
Well, I can imagine how busy he is, he is Derek Miller.
But it’s only for a few hours.
Yeah...and it’s a really, really great cause
for him to support."
A single mom with three kids who will be homeless if we don’t
help them!
[moaning]
uh?
Yeah, yeah, the 17th, yep.
kOay, thanks, Sheila.
Yeah, that’s great.
Thank Derek.
Okay, bye.
You should have seen those warri
They were so bitter and angry.
I’m afraid they’re going to get violent at the protest.
And I can’t condone that.
I believe in a live and let live
So do we.
But we also believe in defending
And you should too, if you’re on
Hey.
Sorry I’m late.
I was helping Watio re-tile his bathroom and I didn’t realize
how long it was going to take.
Fun times.
Hey, you should have seen us wallpapering.
Since when are you into home renos?
Relationships are about give and take.
Wow, you are turning into a Mohawk Martha Stewart.
I guess I’m growing up, leaving my adventurous twenties
behind me.
More like leaving you behind.
It’s just, you can’t give up who you are for a guy.
I’m not.
Trust me, it doesn’t work.
I said, I’m not!
This is the new mature me.
And if you don’t like it, well...tough!
Defensiveness is a classic sign of denial.
Oh, those self-help books really are right.
Oh, they’re gorgeous!
Thank you, Iostha.
This is adorable!
I love it.
Wow, that’s awesome!
I can’t wait to put our little one in it.
That was my onesie!
For my baby, not yours!
This is all your fault, Butterhe
Me?!!
What did I do?
Everything!
This could have been me!
But you had to go and ruin everything with your
selfishness, and your stupid cheating, lying asshole ways!!
You’re the one who ended it.
And you’re the one who’s clearly nutso!
And never satisfied and always nagging everybody!
Til they don’t even want to be around you.
your own dad doesn’t even want to hang out with you.
Yeah, well at least I don’t cuddle up in bed with my mommy!
Ah!!
I bet you feel like a real man when you do that!
[IIosta]What are going to say to nothing!"
Hey, babe.
Whatcha up to?
Nothing.
Working.
You know me, always working.
Babe, you work too hard, you need to relax.
Okay?
Oh, that feels good.
Is there anything else I can do to help.
No,...there’s nothing.
Actually....um...
I want you so bad.
Did you drop something?
Come and get me, big boy.
You’re so beautiful.
Oh, come on!
What?
Oh, I think my period just started.
[crowd noise]
We want justice!
We won’t be silenced as our
Aboriginal...sisters are stol
We want justice for our.
missing and murdered women!
We want change!
Silence no more!
No!!
We want justice!
And we want it now!
We want justice!
And we want it now!
Thunder!
What are you doing here?
I came to support the cause.
And support you.
You were right, okay. ’m your bo
I’m supposed to have your back.
Even when I make mistakes and put my foot in my mouth?
Especially then.
I don’t want you to be like anyone else, Anna.
I love you.
Just the way you are.
I’m sorry, you what?
I didn’t hear.
It’s so loud here.
I said I love you, Anna Goodleaf
I love you too, Thunder Montour.
We want justice
And we want it now!
[ALL] We want justice!
And we want it now!
We want justice...
[wind...closing music]