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Make sure it’s perfectly
aligned.

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I got it!

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You can’t give up who you are
for a guy.

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I guess I’m growing up.

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Hey babe.

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What are you up to?

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Nothing.

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So beautiful.

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Oh come on!

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Protest organized by the warrior
coalition.

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We want justice!

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I love you.

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You had to go and ruin
everything,

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with your cheating asshole ways.

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I’m not going to do it.

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This is a sample business plan
they gave me.

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It’s forty pages long!

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I only have a few pages!

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There’s no way I’m going to get
that done in a week!

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You have to!

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I want to work for you so I can
get all the days off that I want

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Come on.

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What makes your business unique?

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Why would people want to buy
your product?

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What is your management style?

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You are such a loser!

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You are never going to amount to
anything!

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You’re a loser, loser, loser.

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Loser, loser, loser.

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If you really don’t want to do
it,

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I’ll stop pushing.

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I don’t want to do it.

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But nothing worthwhile comes
easy,

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right?

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That’s my girl!

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What makes your business
unique!

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Uh,&it’s because it’s about
inner and outer beauty.

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Yeah!

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Why would people want to buy
your product?

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Uh, because I’m the best damn
hair stylist in town!

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Whoo!

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What is your management style?

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Kick-ass!

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Yes, ma’am!!

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♪ [theme song] ♪

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I am thinking a chocolate
fountain.

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No, a champagne fountain.

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That is a little over the top,
Auntie.

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But you’re turning thirty.

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You have to usher in the decade
in style.

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Yeah, it has to be a mega-bash.

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You know what I’d really like?

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What?

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Anything.

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My treat.

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I’d like to take a trip with
Watio.

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-Oh, well&uh&
- I know you don’tlike Europe,

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so we can go somewhere else.

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I don’t travel.

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We don’t even have to sight-see.

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How about a beach trip?

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Huh?

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Sand, surf...a little sex?

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I can’t.

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I don’t have a passport.

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So, we’ll get you one.

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There’s no way I’m signing a
paper saying that I’m a

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Canadian citizen.

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It completely undermines our
sovereignty as a Nation.

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When our nationhood is
recognized and I can travel with

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my Haudenosaunee passport, then
I’ll travel!

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Not before.

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So, if that doesn’t happen&well,
we’re never going to travel

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anywhere ever?!

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Nope.

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And you shouldn’t be selling out
our people’s rights just for

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some pina coladas on the beach.

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Darn, I gotta go or I’ll be lat

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So, you’re another brainwashed s

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Ah, excuse me?!

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’Cause you go to university.

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You’re serious?

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Of course.

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Everyone knows that western
education is a tool for

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assimilation.

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No offence, but that sounds like
a crazy conspiracy theory.

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Really?!

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Who runs the schools?

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Who determines the curriculum?

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Who writes the textbooks?

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White people!

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Um&you can’t possibly say that
about every university.

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Or every class.

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Do you even know your own histor

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The government used the guise of
"education" to strip of us

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of our heritage.

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Our ancestors literally had our
culture beaten out of them in

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residential schools.

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And look at the mess that we’re
in now.

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So many of our people having
absolutely no idea about their

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own traditions.

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[moaning]

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[cell phone ringing]

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What?!

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Oh&hey, Tota.

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No, I haven’t made the list yet
of what food

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people should bring.

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Yep, potato salad’s fine.

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Okay.

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Love you.

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Who says "no" to a frigging
week on the beach?!

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This is going to be the worst
birthday ever.

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We’ll do something fun here.

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Or we can go on a girls’ trip.

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Oh, yes!

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Nah, forget it.

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Oh come on, we have to do
something special.

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I’ll do some research.

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Actually, can I do it?

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I have an idea.

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You in?

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Whatever.

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We’re in!

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Alright, I have a client coming.

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Hi, girls!

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Check these monsters out.

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My new boyfriend can’t keep his
hands off me.

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So much for loving the single
life,

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huh?

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Well, I didn’t know what it was
like to have the world’s most

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attentive boyfriend.

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More like you couldn’t hack
being single for five seconds.

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Dad?!

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I’ve been trying to call you,
but there’s been no answer.

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Uh, I’ve been a little bit busy.

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That’s for the cut.

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Although I don’t know what
you’re going to do to make her

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more gorgeous than she already i

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You call me when you’re done,
okay.

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Mmhm.

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Bye, girls.

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Okay, now your dad is a beast in
the sack.

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I don’t think I’ve had this many
orgasms&in my life!

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This is it!!

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It’s a survivalist camp.

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We can reclaim our heritage.

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Learn to live in harmony with na

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&and survive in the woods!

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Damnit!

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I thought we were going to the
spa!

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Whatever.

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A party’s a party!

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So&let’s get this party started!

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What about your diet?

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You were doing so well.

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Don’t let your dad and Vicky get
to you.

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I’m not.

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I’m allowed to have a little fun
too,

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okay!

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Besides, I’m just trying to make
sure Bailey

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has a festive birthday.

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Looks like there is some
good hunting here.

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Hey, boys!

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So what does a girl do for some
fun around here?!

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Huh, so much for being about
me&and my festive birthday.

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&should draw back&elbow up.

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Hold that arm steady.

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And release.

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Go ahead.

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This is so fun!

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Yeah, so much better than going
to the spa.

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Too much?

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(whispers) Yeah.

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I am a Mohawk woman.

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This is in my blood.

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Why can’t we do this?!!

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We’re Native!!

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See what they took from us?!

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Did you see that?

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Yeah.

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Can I do another one?

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Bull’s-eye!

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Almost.

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No, it was&it was a bull’s-eye.

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So awesome.
Go Bailey!

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Okay, what’s next?!
Come on.

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Okay.

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I sucked at archery, but I’m
going to rock this skinning thin

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Hey, girls.

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Wanna...come and hang in our
tent,

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huh?

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Screw you.

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You’re too old anyway.

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Ohh!

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That was cute.

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Okay, hey!

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So, how to skin an animal.

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00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:06,713
So, making the incision right
around here.

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Cut right through there.

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00:09:07,847 --> 00:09:09,883
And then, just enough to get
your hands in there.

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00:09:09,916 --> 00:09:13,086
And then pull off&the skin,

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00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:16,222
right off&and, just like that.
There you go.

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Good.

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All right.

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You guys give it a try.

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I can’t do it.

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00:09:36,676 --> 00:09:37,911
Yes, you can!

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We’re proud Native women at one
with the land at her creatures.

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00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:44,017
Well, I’m not that proud.

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No way!

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Wimps.

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00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:02,235
Oh, he’s looking at me!

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00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,571
Oh come on, Miss "Let’s Get in
Touch with Our Roots".

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00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:05,572
I can’t.

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00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,741
I can’t.

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Sissies.

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♪

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Here’s to Bailey and her
super special survivalist camp

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30th birthday!

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Cheers!

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00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:38,972
Zoe, stop working!

222
00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:45,545
Oh&happy birthday, Bailey.

223
00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:47,380
Great camping outfit.
-Thanks

224
00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:49,549
Yeah, she thought we were going

225
00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:52,585
Well& Anyway&that’s cool
that you’re a painter.

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00:10:53,686 --> 00:10:58,291
Yeah well, more like a painter
who teaches classes

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to earn a living.

228
00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:00,293
That’s still cool, though.

229
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,561
I have zero artistic talent.

230
00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:03,563
Well, you should come check out
one of my classes.

231
00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:05,265
Yeah, that’d be fun.

232
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,267
And you knows, maybe I’m a
secret Picasso.

233
00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:11,938
Enough already!

234
00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:13,373
Oh my, God!

235
00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:14,374
What is it?

236
00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,176
It’s a dating site for pervs!

237
00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:18,745
It just helps me take the edge
off and mellow out.

238
00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:19,879
Take the edge off?

239
00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:21,981
You sound like a crack addict.

240
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,449
Don’t be ridiculous!

241
00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:26,486
Okay, you guys don’t know what
my life is like,

242
00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:28,221
so just back off!

243
00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:46,239
I have plans for you.

244
00:11:46,272 --> 00:11:50,243
First, I’m going to blindfold
you.

245
00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:53,146
Then I’m going to tie you up&and
punish you.

246
00:11:54,781 --> 00:11:55,782
Oh, my God.

247
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,226
I can’t take you seriously with
those things on.

248
00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:07,794
Can you take me seriously now?

249
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,230
Okay, screw the slippers.

250
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,335
Did I hear screw?

251
00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:16,869
Yes, you did.

252
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,251
Hey there, handsome.

253
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:32,252
Hey there.

254
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:33,253
Going fishing?

255
00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:36,256
Yeah.

256
00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:40,260
Well, how about you catch me and
reel me in?

257
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:42,295
Nah, I’m going to finish up
here.

258
00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:54,073
Oh&okay.

259
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,508
Hey, guys.

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00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:57,810
Sorry about last night.

261
00:12:57,844 --> 00:12:59,879
I guess I’m just stressed.

262
00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:02,582
It’s fine, don’t worry about it.

263
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,251
So, what activity are we going
to do before we leave?

264
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,719
How about we just go home?

265
00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:10,523
Hey, it says that the mud down
at the lake is used in the most

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00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:12,458
prestigious local spas.

267
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:15,128
Let’s get naked and try it!

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00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:16,129
No way!

269
00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:18,331
There are people around!

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00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:28,207
But, um&it’s my birthday.

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I feel all slithery.

272
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:30,843
I know!

273
00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:33,246
But it’s oddly relaxing.

274
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:34,681
And liberating.

275
00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:35,682
Ugh!

276
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:36,683
No home renovations here.

277
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,551
And no friggin’ fundraisers.

278
00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:41,287
Nobody telling me what to do.

279
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,322
And no shithead men!

280
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,374
You think you’re hot shit now?

281
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:02,208
Ha-ha!

282
00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:03,209
Suckers!

283
00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:04,310
Let’s go, let’s go.

284
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,244
Hey!

285
00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:06,279
Bring those back!

286
00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:14,454
I hate nature!

287
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:15,788
Why did I make us come here?!

288
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:18,591
I see the camp.

289
00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:20,360
Now what?

290
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:24,430
It’s not like we’re going to
traipse through it naked.

291
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,466
Hey!

292
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:30,703
I got an idea.

293
00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:32,405
Yeah.

294
00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:37,777
Oh my, God.

295
00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:38,811
Just go, go.

296
00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:48,688
The tree’s alive!!

297
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:49,689
Don’t look!

298
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,258
Hey, you’re really getting

299
00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:53,259
into it, eh?

300
00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:54,560
Ah, when in Rome!

301
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:56,996
Genius idea for a girls’ trip,
Anna!

302
00:14:57,029 --> 00:14:58,965
Hey, it was a bust for me, too!

303
00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:01,534
I’m the world’s most inept
Native woman.

304
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:04,470
Are you serious?!

305
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:07,340
This was the best birthday
adventure ever!!

306
00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:09,375
I love you guys!

307
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:20,720
Hi.

308
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:24,257
I missed you.

309
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:25,258
I missed you, too.

310
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:26,592
I wish you had been there.

311
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,361
It was amazing!

312
00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:30,029
I’m glad you had a good time.

313
00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:32,632
We did archery, we made a
campfire,

314
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,367
we learned how to skin animals!

315
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:38,604
And then&the girls and I, we
took our clothes off.

316
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:41,274
And did mud wraps, but these
boys stole our clothes and we

317
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:44,544
had to get back to camp without
our clothes on.

318
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:45,678
Anyway, it was good.

319
00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:46,679
How was your weekend?

320
00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:47,814
It was great.

321
00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:48,815
I finished the wallpaper.

322
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:50,183
Oh, that’s awesome.

323
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:52,385
Yeah, that corner was a
nightmare.

324
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:54,387
I couldn’t get the patterns to
line up,

325
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,389
I had to redo it like five
times.

326
00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:57,390
No, it looks great.

327
00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:58,858
So, you’re all done.

328
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,193
With the livingroom.

329
00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:02,195
Now I want to tackle the
basement.

330
00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:05,298
You know, redo the floors,
install some pot lights,

331
00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:07,900
build some cabinets so we have a
cool new place to hang out.

332
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,402
Hm?

333
00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:13,873
Hm& That’s cool.

334
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:23,916
Mission statement& Mission
statement&

335
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:34,393
Mission statement& Mission
statement&

336
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:35,428
Oh, hey& Thanks, Vicky.

337
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:36,796
Don’t you mean "mom"?

338
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:41,868
You know, I thought my dad would
have dumped your ass a long time

339
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:43,636
Fat chance.

340
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,638
Oh, he can’t get enough of this
ass.

341
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:46,672
Ew, I got to go.

342
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,208
I have a business plan due in
the morning because some of us

343
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:51,177
have aspirations beyond snagging
a man.

344
00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:58,384
You okay?

345
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:00,553
Yeah&totally.

346
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:14,200
Hey, looks like you’ve been
working out, you know&

347
00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:23,342
Hey, there.
Hey.

348
00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:57,410
Please&I beg you&.take me
back.

349
00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:59,445
I’ll do anything.

350
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:11,824
I act like an ass because I’m
intimidated by you.

351
00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:12,825
Nice try.

352
00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:14,860
But I already tapped that.

353
00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:18,965
Ready?

354
00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:21,000
Oh, yeah.

355
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,447
Welcome to the pleasure
dome.

356
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:35,414
Don’t worry.

357
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:36,449
It’s sound proof.

358
00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:39,952
You can make all the noise you
want.

359
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:40,987
No one will hear you.

360
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:55,167
Too tight?

361
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:56,202
No. I like it.

362
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,638
Okay, okay&

363
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:04,010
Have you done this before?

364
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:04,977
Of course.

365
00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:06,278
How’s that?

366
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:07,947
I don’t know.

367
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,548
You’re supposed to tell me.

368
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,317
You’re the one who’s in charge,
so just&just do whatever you

369
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:12,818
want with me.

370
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:16,589
I was thinking& &maybe we, uh&
-Just do it!

371
00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:18,991
Sorry.

372
00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:20,626
Don’t apologize!

373
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,663
Just dominate me, damn it!

374
00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:27,933
You be quiet now.

375
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:28,634
You will do as I say.

376
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:29,635
I am your Master!

377
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,605
Pterodactyl.

378
00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:35,808
Huh?

379
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:36,809
Pterodactyl.

380
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:46,852
It’s our safe word, remember?

381
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:59,899
It’s our safe word, remember?

382
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:00,933
Shit!!

383
00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:22,121
Morning, all.

384
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:23,923
Now let’s see who got through
the entire chapter of the

385
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,991
origins of German philosophy,
hm.

386
00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:27,193
Yes?

387
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,729
Are we going to explore Native
philosophy at some point?

388
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:30,830
Native as to&?

389
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:33,032
Native as in aboriginal.

390
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,267
All the philosophers in the text
book are white.

391
00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:37,336
What about the wisdom of my
people?

392
00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:38,337
Or Black people?

393
00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:39,972
Or anyone of any colour?

394
00:20:40,005 --> 00:20:41,907
Well, in this course we study
the greats.

395
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:44,110
But I’m sure you can find
something in Aboriginal or Black

396
00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:45,377
studies.

397
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:46,378
Right, now moving on.

398
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:47,446
Chapter One.

399
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,815
But why is the wisdom of my
people annexed off?

400
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:52,151
It should be included in the
mainstream curriculum.

401
00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:54,887
Well, clearly you have an
objection to my course material.

402
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,323
But this is neither the time or
the place to discuss it.

403
00:20:57,356 --> 00:20:59,925
I think this exactly the time
and place!

404
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:03,796
The skin colour of these
illustrious philosophers is

405
00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:04,797
irrelevant.

406
00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:05,798
Irrelevant??!

407
00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:06,799
Yes!

408
00:21:06,832 --> 00:21:08,734
This is not Caucasian Studies!

409
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,569
This is intro to philosophy!

410
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:13,372
That should include all
philosophy!

411
00:21:13,405 --> 00:21:15,374
This is blatant racial
inequality!

412
00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:16,442
Are you blind to that?!

413
00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:17,443
You watch your tone!

414
00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:19,311
Now stop disrupting my class!

415
00:21:19,345 --> 00:21:20,713
Oh, I’ll stop alright.

416
00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:23,682
I refuse to be complicit in this
travesty!

417
00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:26,819
I quit your class!

418
00:21:26,852 --> 00:21:30,890
And this colonialist,
brainwashing institution!!

419
00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:32,958
♪ [credits music]♪