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KEYS JINGLING,

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PHONE RINGS

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RINGING TONE

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'Hiya.'

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'I'm not leaving him tonight, I'm

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You'll tell Carmel

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'Yeah.'

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You'll tell her tonight?

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Yeah.

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'What time?'

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I don't know.

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I thought we could tell them

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I'll tell Geoff and you tell Carmel

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I could do it that way.

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If I know you're doing it, too.

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'What time?'

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You choose.

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Half six.

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When the woman says,

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"And now it's time to join

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We tell them then.

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KEY RATTLES IN DOOR

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Yes.

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Bye.

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He's the best!

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Everything you look for

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You think any Scousers are talking

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'You'll tell Carmel

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BOYS ARGUE,

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'We could tell them

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'Now, there's a bit of uncertainty

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'so if you are

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'You'll tell her tonight?'

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'..the best

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'"And now it's time to join

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Put the ball away!

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What is it?

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We're getting married, Dad.

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'It's time to join the BBC's

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If that's OK with you.

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Yeah. When?

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Church and all that?

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I couldn't do it.

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'Why not?'

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When we meet?

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Did you do it?

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You told him?

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Yes.

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'I'm sorry.'

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You bastard.

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LINE GOES DEAD

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So, here we go.

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Eight round tables, ten per table.

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And then a long one at the back

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for bride and groom, parents,

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We can bring some more in

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Lovely.

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Upstairs at the Crown

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Never mind the Crown.

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It's perfect.

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How do I pay? A third now,

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Cheque OK?

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What does he do, your dad?

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Barrett's in town.

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Shop or warehouse?

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He owns it, Dad.

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Owns it?!

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Yeah.

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He's not exactly

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No.

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Will you wait for us, please?

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All right, love.

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No, we're going into town.

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You all right, Dad?

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This is my dad Gordon, and Maeve.

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Dad and Maeve,

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Nice to meet you.

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THEY ALL EXCHANGE

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Enjoy.

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Enjoy your time. Drink, Carmel?

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No, I'll wait for the wine.

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Willy?

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I'm paying for the meal. You're not.

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I'm paying. So I'll have a scotch.

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OK.

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I think you're missing the point.

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why our young men are there...

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And women, women too.

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They're not there to win.

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They're not there to gain ground

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The Yanks will take care of that,

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We're there to die. To die, so

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"Look, we're not alone. It's not

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Just imagine, right, that by

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we managed to get through it all

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D'you think the Yanks'd say

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They'd say, "What the bloody hell

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"You've got to die, you bastards.

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So, have you ever been to Thailand,

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No. I've always wanted to.

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It's lovely.

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Mo sent me.

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Mo?

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He doesn't like people smoking

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Right. I'm just finishing now

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Right.

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Beam me up, Scotty.

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I agree with the ban.

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But we are a persecuted minority,

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I agree with the ban, by the way.

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There's no facilities.

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You won't.

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I've had whiskies and brandies,

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and God knows what,

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I can afford a few brandies.

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Often you won't find an ashtray,

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Not quite an ashtray, but anyway,

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Put 10% on, by the way.

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What are you gonna do

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What are you supposed to do?

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If you do, you're dropping litter

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People have been fined

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when all they've dropped

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MACHINE BEEPS

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I'm afraid your card's

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Erm... Shall I have another go?

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So the only logical thing to do...

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It's fine, by the way.

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The only logical thing to do is drop

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But what's gonna happen then?

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You drop your ciggy stump

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and you're starting a fire.

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So what's worse, dropping a bit of

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or starting a fire

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Excuse me, sir, I'm afraid

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There's a problem. There's a fault.

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There's money in there...

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I put a big cheque in.

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It does, cos I've been ordering

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and I only did that, cos I thought

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I wouldn't have ordered 'em if you

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Everything's fine.

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a right prick, doesn't it?!

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Why do you do that?

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Hello. My card's just been rejected

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Why d'you let your mouth run away

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Answer me.

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William J Houlihan.

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No, don't do that.

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They'll think I'm a con man,

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that I knew the card

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They'll think no such thing!

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She certainly will, the gold digger.

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For God's sake, why are you

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It can't be overdrawn, mate.

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I put a cheque in five days ago for

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Say that again.

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Tony's cheque bounced.

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No, nothing. Thank you. Thanks.

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He wouldn't do that to us.

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He wouldn't.

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'Hiya, this is Tony.

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Answer machine.

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Tony, it's Willy.

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Give us a bell as soon as poss.

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How much is that?

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12 quid, love.

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There you go. Thanks.

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'You all right?'

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I need to speak to Tony,

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OK. Did he say where?

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OK. If you hear from him,

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Tell him it's urgent. Thanks.

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Has anyone been on?

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No.

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What? Look, I'm sick of repeating

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Has Laura been on?

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Every light in this house

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Switch 'em off!

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It's Willy. I'm trying

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Phone me back when you get this.

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Are you having one?

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Get your mam a cup of tea.

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Get your mam a cup of tea, now!

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Tony wouldn't let you down.

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Mark, it's Willy.

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ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS

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Pick it up, Tony.

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cos I'm coming round anyway.

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'Pick it up, you prick. Pick it up.'

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Pick it up!

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What's going on?

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What d'you mean, you're finished?

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What about my money?

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Taxman's first. Then the VAT.

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Then...

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I'm sorry, mate.

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I did all I could.

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You let me put eight bathrooms

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If there's anything left,

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Willy! You're top of the list.

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No, no, no!

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I'm not letting you do this, Willy!

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Don't make me do a thing like that

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No! I want you to go home, Willy,

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I don't want to wreck

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but I will if I have to,

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For God's sake, this is crazy, mate!

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The bank owns them! I'm handing over

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cos the bank owns them now!

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So whatever you do, you do

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I'm phoning the cops on you, Willy!

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Come on, man!

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See sense for God's sake!

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Hello again.

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Er... It's a bit awkward, this.

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Yeah? Can I ask you

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We paid it in first thing.

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Right.

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No. Well, slight. Slight problem.

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It's, er, fine. It's fine, love.

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So you're still going ahead

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No problem. Absolutely no problem.

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Bye.

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I was going to tell her.

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And the boys.

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And just as I was about to do it,

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and told us they were

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That's exactly the way it was,

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When it's over...

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when the wedding's over

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I'll tell her then. I'll go home.

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I'll pack a bag.

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And I'll pick you up at yours.

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About half seven.

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Half seven, night of the wedding.

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You told Geoff?

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How'd he take it?

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He was ecstatic (!)

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D'you want me to sort him?

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Yeah.

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At the house.

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Many in the Lion?

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There was a few.

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You stink of ale.

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Sorry.

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Look, no disrespect,

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but I'm finding it difficult

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And I'm finding it difficult

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why I'm talking to somebody in India

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when all I want is an appointment

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So please, please,

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Will it be a free bar? No way!

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You're making people pay

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Nobody has a free bar these days.

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make pigs of themselves, throw up.

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It's a four-star hotel.

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That's not my fault, is it?

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Yeah! You're asking people to go,

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You're asking people to go...

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..to pay over the odds for ale.

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They don't have to come!

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They'll bring their own

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What you doing?

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What did you do that for?

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Why did you stuff yourself

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I don't know.

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Mr Houlihan?

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Hello. Paul. Hi.

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I paid a big cheque in,

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You'll know that

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Problem is,

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I wrote one of my own

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Eight grand.

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It'll turn up here

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It's for my daughter's wedding.

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There's another 12 grand

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There's this Western.

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I think it's a Western,

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But this bloke walks into a bank

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and he asks for a loan

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"What's your collateral?"

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And the bloke says, "This is

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And he gets the loan and he pays

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I know it's not Hollywood, but,

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I'm wasting my breath here,

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You know, it's common decency

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00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:18,980
to look at a man

289
00:23:20,180 --> 00:23:21,340
I'm sorry?

290
00:23:25,980 --> 00:23:27,980
I've worked my bollocks off

291
00:23:27,980 --> 00:23:29,980
and I'm going to carry on

292
00:23:29,980 --> 00:23:32,980
and I'm going to put more money in

293
00:23:32,980 --> 00:23:35,980
and then I'm going to come here

294
00:23:35,980 --> 00:23:38,980
And when they ask me why I'm closing

295
00:23:42,980 --> 00:23:43,980
DOOR SLAMS

296
00:24:48,980 --> 00:24:51,980
Fucking twat.

297
00:25:17,980 --> 00:25:19,980
I'm Willy Houlihan.

298
00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:23,980
You touch her again, I'll kill you.

299
00:25:55,980 --> 00:25:57,980
RAP MUSIC

300
00:26:01,980 --> 00:26:03,980
Yes.

301
00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:04,980
What?

302
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:07,980
Yes, I am starting early.

303
00:26:08,980 --> 00:26:10,980
Phone her.

304
00:26:10,980 --> 00:26:11,980
Laura!

305
00:26:11,980 --> 00:26:13,980
She's a good kid!

306
00:26:13,980 --> 00:26:14,980
Turn it down!

307
00:26:14,980 --> 00:26:17,980
She'd be just as happy

308
00:26:17,980 --> 00:26:19,980
I know. And that's

309
00:26:19,980 --> 00:26:22,980
cos she's a good kid who'd be just

310
00:26:22,980 --> 00:26:24,980
Turn it down!

311
00:26:25,980 --> 00:26:27,980
THEY'D pay. His parents.

312
00:26:27,980 --> 00:26:28,980
No way.

313
00:26:28,980 --> 00:26:30,980
They wouldn't miss it.

314
00:26:32,660 --> 00:26:33,980
Phone Laura.

315
00:26:37,980 --> 00:26:39,980
Phone her!

316
00:26:41,980 --> 00:26:43,980
PHONE RINGS

317
00:26:46,340 --> 00:26:47,500
Hello.

318
00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:49,980
It's your dad.

319
00:26:49,980 --> 00:26:51,980
Hiya. How's things?

320
00:26:51,980 --> 00:26:53,980
Fine. You?

321
00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:56,980
'Fine. What you doing?'

322
00:26:56,980 --> 00:26:59,980
Just watching telly with Joe. You?

323
00:26:59,980 --> 00:27:01,980
Same. Well, not with Joe.

324
00:27:01,980 --> 00:27:04,180
'How is she?'

325
00:27:05,980 --> 00:27:07,980
Do you love him?

326
00:27:09,980 --> 00:27:11,980
'Yeah.'

327
00:27:15,340 --> 00:27:17,020
'What's going on?'

328
00:27:18,980 --> 00:27:20,980
What is it, Dad?

329
00:27:20,980 --> 00:27:22,980
Tell her!

330
00:27:25,820 --> 00:27:26,980
It's the wedding.

331
00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:29,980
What about it?

332
00:27:33,980 --> 00:27:35,980
What about it?!

333
00:27:38,980 --> 00:27:40,020
Can I invite your Uncle George?

334
00:27:43,020 --> 00:27:45,980
Of course.

335
00:27:45,980 --> 00:27:48,980
It's a wedding.

336
00:27:48,980 --> 00:27:51,980
I'll invite him, then.

337
00:27:51,980 --> 00:27:54,500
Night, love.

338
00:28:11,980 --> 00:28:13,980
CREAKING

339
00:28:15,980 --> 00:28:16,980
CLUTCH GRINDS

340
00:28:21,980 --> 00:28:23,980
Shite!

341
00:29:10,020 --> 00:29:11,980
Hello.

342
00:29:13,980 --> 00:29:16,340
Just browsing, thanks.

343
00:29:17,980 --> 00:29:20,980
Born around the corner,

344
00:29:20,980 --> 00:29:24,340
baptised here, first confession,

345
00:29:24,340 --> 00:29:28,660
made the wife promise

346
00:29:28,660 --> 00:29:29,980
We get a lot like that.

347
00:29:29,980 --> 00:29:32,820
I bet you do.

348
00:29:33,980 --> 00:29:35,980
I want to knock it down.

349
00:29:35,980 --> 00:29:38,660
Costs a fortune to run this place.

350
00:29:38,660 --> 00:29:41,980
It's not yours to knock down,

351
00:29:41,980 --> 00:29:45,500
Poverty-stricken people like

352
00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:47,980
Poverty-stricken people

353
00:29:47,980 --> 00:29:49,980
and their ha'pennies and pennies.

354
00:29:49,980 --> 00:29:52,980
So the least you can do is

355
00:29:54,980 --> 00:29:57,020
What are you doing here?

356
00:29:57,020 --> 00:30:00,980
I'm doing something

357
00:30:00,980 --> 00:30:02,980
I'm making a deal with God.

358
00:30:02,980 --> 00:30:06,980
He gets me out the hole I'm in,

359
00:30:06,980 --> 00:30:09,180
Such as?

360
00:30:09,180 --> 00:30:10,980
Give up the booze or summat.

361
00:30:10,980 --> 00:30:13,980
It's a bit easy, that, though,

362
00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:16,980
You've probably wanted to give up

363
00:30:16,980 --> 00:30:18,980
just needed a bit of motivation.

364
00:30:18,980 --> 00:30:21,980
I don't think God will accept that.

365
00:30:27,980 --> 00:30:29,020
Give her up.

366
00:30:32,020 --> 00:30:33,340
Who?

367
00:30:34,180 --> 00:30:35,980
The other woman.

368
00:30:42,980 --> 00:30:44,980
There's always another woman.

369
00:31:03,980 --> 00:31:06,660
Go away. I want to be alone, right?

370
00:31:06,660 --> 00:31:09,500
I think I've got the right

371
00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:12,180
a bit of peace and quiet,

372
00:31:12,180 --> 00:31:14,980
you know what I mean?

373
00:31:14,980 --> 00:31:17,180
Why are you so aggressive?

374
00:31:17,180 --> 00:31:19,180
So aggressive, so tense, so...

375
00:31:19,180 --> 00:31:21,660
Fucked up?

376
00:31:24,980 --> 00:31:28,980
You married us. Me and the missus.

377
00:31:28,980 --> 00:31:31,020
25 years ago. Right there.

378
00:31:31,020 --> 00:31:33,980
I'm sorry, I...

379
00:31:33,980 --> 00:31:35,980
One couple in thousands.

380
00:31:35,980 --> 00:31:38,820
It's the daughter's turn next.

381
00:31:38,820 --> 00:31:41,980
She's getting married,

382
00:31:41,980 --> 00:31:45,820
I'm thinking of saying, "How long

383
00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:47,980
"This bride and groom,

384
00:31:47,980 --> 00:31:50,980
"before she's got a fancy man

385
00:31:50,980 --> 00:31:54,820
"It's a farce, marriage,

386
00:31:54,820 --> 00:31:58,980
"Hands up, all those who agree."

387
00:31:58,980 --> 00:31:59,980
A lot more bad ones, though, eh?

388
00:31:59,980 --> 00:32:01,980
The thing is,

389
00:32:01,980 --> 00:32:04,820
But 25 years later, she's old.

390
00:32:04,820 --> 00:32:07,980
You don't fancy her any more. You

391
00:32:07,980 --> 00:32:11,980
but you don't fancy her any more.

392
00:32:11,980 --> 00:32:14,980
younger women with firmer flesh.

393
00:32:14,980 --> 00:32:17,980
And you're getting old yourself.

394
00:32:17,980 --> 00:32:20,980
Last ten years whizzed by.

395
00:32:20,980 --> 00:32:25,980
Death beckons.

396
00:32:25,980 --> 00:32:30,020
go out and grab a woman,

397
00:32:31,980 --> 00:32:33,980
How deep is it?

398
00:32:33,980 --> 00:32:36,500
What?

399
00:32:39,820 --> 00:32:41,180
It's bottomless.

400
00:32:42,980 --> 00:32:45,180
Then give her up.

401
00:33:02,980 --> 00:33:04,980
I left it there.

402
00:33:04,980 --> 00:33:06,980
I think it's the clutch again.

403
00:33:06,980 --> 00:33:09,980
Well, I can't afford to, mate.

404
00:33:09,980 --> 00:33:11,980
Just weave some of your magic.

405
00:33:11,980 --> 00:33:13,980
'Bring it in. I'll take a look.'

406
00:33:13,980 --> 00:33:14,980
All right. I'll drop the keys off.

407
00:33:14,980 --> 00:33:16,980
Thanks, Frank.

408
00:33:16,980 --> 00:33:18,980
'Yeah, no problem.'

409
00:33:18,980 --> 00:33:20,980
Having problems with your clutch?

410
00:33:20,980 --> 00:33:24,980
What?

411
00:33:24,980 --> 00:33:26,980
Get rid of it, mate.

412
00:33:26,980 --> 00:33:29,980
I'm talking through bitter

413
00:33:37,980 --> 00:33:39,820
Just here'll do, mate.

414
00:33:39,820 --> 00:33:40,980
Sure?

415
00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:49,980
£6.50, pal.

416
00:33:49,980 --> 00:33:51,980
Cheers, mate. Keep the change.

417
00:33:51,980 --> 00:33:54,020
Cheers, thank you. Cheers, pal.

418
00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:06,980
There's no difference.

419
00:34:06,980 --> 00:34:08,020
A pub and a betting shop,

420
00:34:08,020 --> 00:34:10,980
they're both full of weirdoes

421
00:34:10,980 --> 00:34:13,980
Language! Why's it OK to work

422
00:34:13,980 --> 00:34:15,980
I just can't understand why...

423
00:35:18,180 --> 00:35:19,980
How much?

424
00:35:19,980 --> 00:35:21,980
20,000.

425
00:35:21,980 --> 00:35:23,980
Where d'you get it?

426
00:35:23,980 --> 00:35:26,980
Found it, in a taxi,

427
00:35:26,980 --> 00:35:28,980
on the floor of a taxi.

428
00:35:29,980 --> 00:35:30,980
Oh, Willy.

429
00:35:30,980 --> 00:35:33,980
What? What kind of people

430
00:35:33,980 --> 00:35:35,980
I don't know.

431
00:35:35,980 --> 00:35:37,980
It's drug money!

432
00:35:37,980 --> 00:35:39,180
Take it to the police.

433
00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:41,980
If it's druggies,

434
00:35:41,980 --> 00:35:44,340
for taking it to the police,

435
00:35:44,340 --> 00:35:46,980
Minicab. Omega.

436
00:35:46,980 --> 00:35:49,980
I checked as soon as I found the

437
00:35:49,980 --> 00:35:52,340
It gets us out of a hole, love.

438
00:35:52,340 --> 00:35:54,980
For God's sake, Willy,

439
00:36:02,980 --> 00:36:06,980
You?

440
00:36:13,980 --> 00:36:15,980
Where did you get dropped off?

441
00:36:15,980 --> 00:36:18,980
In the taxi?

442
00:36:18,980 --> 00:36:20,820
So he knows what street you live in?

443
00:36:20,820 --> 00:36:22,340
He won't remember that.

444
00:36:22,340 --> 00:36:24,020
He drops off people

445
00:36:24,020 --> 00:36:28,340
Losing £20,000 tends

446
00:36:32,980 --> 00:36:34,980
Take it with you.

447
00:36:35,980 --> 00:36:38,980
When you leave

448
00:36:38,980 --> 00:36:41,020
you take that money with you.

449
00:37:16,980 --> 00:37:18,980
All right, Willy?

450
00:37:18,980 --> 00:37:22,020
Thought you'd packed it in, mate.

451
00:37:22,020 --> 00:37:24,340
Red or black.

452
00:37:24,340 --> 00:37:25,980
20 grand.

453
00:37:34,180 --> 00:37:36,980
DOORBELL RINGS

454
00:37:44,340 --> 00:37:45,980
Hiya. Is your husband in, love?

455
00:37:45,980 --> 00:37:48,980
No.

456
00:37:49,980 --> 00:37:51,980
Work.

457
00:37:51,980 --> 00:37:53,980
Late 40s, early 50s, yeah?

458
00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:55,980
Yeah.

459
00:37:55,980 --> 00:37:58,500
He didn't happen to get out of

460
00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:00,980
did he, love? Some time yesterday?

461
00:38:00,980 --> 00:38:02,500
He can't afford taxis.

462
00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:04,020
Will he be in tonight?

463
00:38:06,980 --> 00:38:08,660
Yeah.

464
00:38:09,820 --> 00:38:11,180
See you later, then.

465
00:38:20,980 --> 00:38:24,980
20K. One chip?

466
00:38:31,820 --> 00:38:32,980
Place your bets.

467
00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:50,980
20K plays red.

468
00:38:57,020 --> 00:38:58,980
PHONE RINGS

469
00:39:02,980 --> 00:39:06,980
Yeah? 'A man came round,

470
00:39:06,980 --> 00:39:08,980
It's something to do with the money.

471
00:39:09,980 --> 00:39:13,980
'I said a man came round.

472
00:39:15,980 --> 00:39:17,980
'Answer me!'

473
00:39:20,980 --> 00:39:22,980
CROUPIER: Nine. Red.

474
00:39:22,980 --> 00:39:25,980
It's all right, love.

475
00:39:25,980 --> 00:39:27,980
'Where are you?'

476
00:39:27,980 --> 00:39:30,340
I put it on red...

477
00:39:30,340 --> 00:39:32,980
and it came up red.

478
00:39:49,980 --> 00:39:52,980
Can you put 20,000

479
00:39:52,980 --> 00:39:54,980
And give us a plastic bag, please.

480
00:40:04,980 --> 00:40:11,980
Anyone mobile near the High Street?

481
00:40:12,980 --> 00:40:17,500
Hiya.

482
00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:20,020
Found that in one of your cabs.

483
00:40:21,980 --> 00:40:23,180
20 grand?

484
00:40:23,180 --> 00:40:24,980
Yeah.

485
00:40:24,980 --> 00:40:28,980
Why didn't you hand it in

486
00:40:28,980 --> 00:40:30,980
Why didn't you hand it in yesterday?

487
00:40:30,980 --> 00:40:32,980
Last night, even?

488
00:40:32,980 --> 00:40:36,980
I'm handing it in now.

489
00:40:36,980 --> 00:40:39,820
The driver's in hospital.

490
00:40:39,820 --> 00:40:42,980
The guy who lost this,

491
00:40:45,980 --> 00:40:47,500
I'm sorry.

492
00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:49,980
You prick.

493
00:41:04,660 --> 00:41:05,980
£6.50, pal.

494
00:41:07,980 --> 00:41:09,980
Where's the fucking money?

495
00:41:14,980 --> 00:41:15,980
Where does he fucking live?

496
00:41:17,980 --> 00:41:19,980
MUFFLED SPEECH

497
00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:23,980
GROANS

498
00:41:25,980 --> 00:41:27,980
CHOKES

499
00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:31,020
All rise.

500
00:41:50,980 --> 00:41:54,980
MAN: OK, next to the bridesmaids.

501
00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:58,980
We'd like to keep the groom's family

502
00:41:58,980 --> 00:42:00,980
Can you just stay there?

503
00:42:05,980 --> 00:42:07,980
CHATTER

504
00:42:07,980 --> 00:42:09,980
DIALLING

505
00:42:15,980 --> 00:42:18,980
I should be in that one.

506
00:42:18,980 --> 00:42:21,020
The stench of hypocrisy

507
00:42:23,980 --> 00:42:25,980
I'm the groom's mother, by the way.

508
00:42:25,980 --> 00:42:27,980
Discarded first wife.

509
00:42:29,980 --> 00:42:31,980
Good enough for him

510
00:42:31,980 --> 00:42:35,980
but unsatisfactory

511
00:42:39,020 --> 00:42:41,180
Excuse me, love.

512
00:42:52,980 --> 00:42:55,980
'Hiya'.

513
00:42:55,980 --> 00:42:57,980
Yeah.

514
00:42:57,980 --> 00:42:59,980
What time will you get here?

515
00:43:00,980 --> 00:43:03,980
'About seven, seven-thirty'.

516
00:43:05,020 --> 00:43:06,980
'All right, bye'.

517
00:43:09,980 --> 00:43:12,820
Did you get out of

518
00:43:12,820 --> 00:43:14,180
Yeah.

519
00:43:14,180 --> 00:43:16,980
Then why have you still got her?

520
00:43:19,980 --> 00:43:21,980
Keep your nose out of my business.

521
00:43:24,980 --> 00:43:26,980
Hang on, hang on.

522
00:43:26,980 --> 00:43:28,980
Best man's speech.

523
00:43:28,980 --> 00:43:31,980
Is it a pound per person?

524
00:43:31,980 --> 00:43:34,980
it's a pound per guess,

525
00:43:35,980 --> 00:43:38,980
Oh, and it's from when he stands

526
00:43:39,980 --> 00:43:42,180
MOBILE RINGS

527
00:43:43,980 --> 00:43:45,980
Yeah?

528
00:43:45,980 --> 00:43:47,980
It's all forged, Willy.

529
00:43:47,980 --> 00:43:49,980
What?

530
00:43:49,980 --> 00:43:51,980
Every single note.

531
00:43:54,980 --> 00:43:56,980
I didn't know. I promise.

532
00:43:56,980 --> 00:43:57,980
I know.

533
00:43:57,980 --> 00:43:59,980
'Are you gonna phone the coppers?'

534
00:43:59,980 --> 00:44:02,180
I've got to.

535
00:44:02,180 --> 00:44:04,660
Thanks. Bye.

536
00:44:11,980 --> 00:44:13,980
'I'm making a deal with God'.

537
00:44:17,180 --> 00:44:20,500
'I put it on red, it came up red.

538
00:44:20,500 --> 00:44:22,340
You take that money with you.

539
00:44:22,340 --> 00:44:24,980
The serial numbers are the same.

540
00:44:24,980 --> 00:44:26,980
They're forged.

541
00:44:29,980 --> 00:44:31,980
So, you met Maeve?

542
00:44:33,180 --> 00:44:35,180
My husband's younger model.

543
00:44:35,180 --> 00:44:36,980
Yeah.

544
00:44:36,980 --> 00:44:38,980
Did she go all feminist?

545
00:44:38,980 --> 00:44:41,980
Once.

546
00:44:41,980 --> 00:44:45,020
I said, "Look love, you stole

547
00:44:45,020 --> 00:44:47,980
"Where's the sisterhood in that?"

548
00:45:12,980 --> 00:45:14,980
GLASS CLINKING

549
00:45:14,980 --> 00:45:17,980
Ladies and gentlemen,

550
00:45:17,980 --> 00:45:19,980
APPLAUSE

551
00:45:19,980 --> 00:45:21,980
WHOOPING

552
00:45:32,500 --> 00:45:34,980
Marriage.

553
00:45:36,980 --> 00:45:40,340
You see two people

554
00:45:41,980 --> 00:45:44,180
..and you're jealous.

555
00:45:44,180 --> 00:45:47,980
One of them's your own daughter,

556
00:45:47,980 --> 00:45:50,980
"Why can't I feel

557
00:45:50,980 --> 00:45:52,980
"Why can't I have some of that?"

558
00:45:52,980 --> 00:45:54,180
Thanks!

559
00:46:00,980 --> 00:46:03,980
You know, when me and Carmel

560
00:46:03,980 --> 00:46:05,820
we spent many a night

561
00:46:05,820 --> 00:46:09,340
huddled beneath the sheets,

562
00:46:09,340 --> 00:46:12,980
I thought them nights

563
00:46:13,980 --> 00:46:15,980
..a couple of months ago,

564
00:46:15,980 --> 00:46:17,980
to visit Carmel's brother

565
00:46:17,980 --> 00:46:19,980
and he put us up in a muddie.

566
00:46:19,980 --> 00:46:23,180
That's a shack,

567
00:46:23,180 --> 00:46:25,980
Anyway, one night we went out,

568
00:46:25,980 --> 00:46:30,980
and we got back to the muddie,

569
00:46:30,980 --> 00:46:33,980
THUMPING

570
00:46:33,980 --> 00:46:38,980
A giant bat, circling the room,

571
00:46:38,980 --> 00:46:41,980
on one little bit of exposed flesh,

572
00:46:41,980 --> 00:46:47,340
one little bit of exposed, white,

573
00:46:48,980 --> 00:46:49,980
So that was one more night

574
00:46:49,980 --> 00:46:52,980
huddled beneath the sheets,

575
00:46:54,820 --> 00:46:57,980
It's just a pity that it took

576
00:46:57,980 --> 00:47:01,980
endlessly circling round the room

577
00:47:01,980 --> 00:47:02,980
SILENCE

578
00:47:13,980 --> 00:47:15,980
Well, I thought that was funny.

579
00:47:17,980 --> 00:47:20,180
MIC FEEDBACK

580
00:47:22,980 --> 00:47:25,980
Joe and Laura.

581
00:47:25,980 --> 00:47:28,980
ALL: Joe and Laura.

582
00:47:41,980 --> 00:47:43,980
Willy?

583
00:47:43,980 --> 00:47:45,500
You're not serious.

584
00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:48,980
Have you come for Willy Houlihan?

585
00:47:48,980 --> 00:47:50,980
What's going on?

586
00:47:52,500 --> 00:47:53,980
I've done nothing wrong.

587
00:47:54,980 --> 00:47:56,500
What's going on?

588
00:47:56,500 --> 00:47:58,980
The money was forged.

589
00:47:58,980 --> 00:47:59,980
Look, I didn't forge it,

590
00:47:59,980 --> 00:48:01,980
so I've done nothing wrong.

591
00:48:01,980 --> 00:48:03,980
I'm coming with you.

592
00:48:03,980 --> 00:48:06,500
I'm coming with you!

593
00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:07,980
This only happened because I wanted

594
00:48:07,980 --> 00:48:10,980
to give Laura a good day

595
00:48:10,980 --> 00:48:13,660
You go in there, you tell them

596
00:48:13,660 --> 00:48:14,980
a burst, an emergency. Right?

597
00:48:15,980 --> 00:48:18,980
I've done nothing wrong

598
00:48:18,980 --> 00:48:21,980
I'll be back here in no time.

599
00:48:21,980 --> 00:48:22,980
Go back.

600
00:48:24,980 --> 00:48:26,500
I love you.

601
00:48:30,180 --> 00:48:31,340
What?

602
00:48:34,020 --> 00:48:35,980
I love YOU.

603
00:48:40,020 --> 00:48:41,660
I love you.

604
00:48:43,980 --> 00:48:45,500
Well, I am your wife.

605
00:48:57,980 --> 00:49:00,980
I found 20 grand in a taxi.

606
00:49:00,980 --> 00:49:03,980
Red won.

607
00:49:03,980 --> 00:49:05,980
Course you did, Willy.

608
00:49:23,980 --> 00:49:28,020
Is this the woman you gave

609
00:49:28,020 --> 00:49:30,660
This man says he found £20,000

610
00:49:30,660 --> 00:49:32,980
in one of your taxis

611
00:49:34,980 --> 00:49:36,980
I've never seen him

612
00:49:39,980 --> 00:49:41,980
Please...

613
00:49:41,980 --> 00:49:42,980
PHONE RINGS

614
00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:45,980
Look, I'm sorry about the driver.

615
00:49:45,980 --> 00:49:47,980
Where to?

616
00:49:47,980 --> 00:49:49,980
Five or ten minutes.

617
00:49:49,980 --> 00:49:53,980
I've never seen you before in my

618
00:49:53,980 --> 00:49:55,980
You're lying. I gave you 20 grand!

619
00:49:55,980 --> 00:49:58,980
I came here yesterday

620
00:49:58,980 --> 00:50:00,980
Get in the car. Get in!

621
00:50:00,980 --> 00:50:02,980
Anyone near the bridge?

622
00:50:02,980 --> 00:50:04,980
It's a perfect way

623
00:50:04,980 --> 00:50:06,500
Red or black. Even money.

624
00:50:06,500 --> 00:50:08,980
One day you might lose,

625
00:50:08,980 --> 00:50:11,980
I found it in a taxi.

626
00:50:11,980 --> 00:50:13,980
Oh, Jesus Christ.

627
00:50:15,660 --> 00:50:17,820
The driver!

628
00:50:17,820 --> 00:50:20,660
Sorry? There's

629
00:50:20,660 --> 00:50:23,180
He's there because I found the money

630
00:50:23,180 --> 00:50:25,020
He'll back up everything I say.

631
00:50:26,980 --> 00:50:28,980
Right.

632
00:50:56,980 --> 00:50:58,980
Glaswegian?

633
00:50:58,980 --> 00:51:00,980
45-years-old?

634
00:51:00,980 --> 00:51:03,980
About that. I didn't really

635
00:51:03,980 --> 00:51:05,980
Billy Rafferty.

636
00:51:06,980 --> 00:51:08,660
He's dead, Willy.

637
00:51:10,980 --> 00:51:11,980
What?

638
00:51:11,980 --> 00:51:13,980
He died last night in hospital.

639
00:51:19,980 --> 00:51:21,980
Do I get a phone call or summat?

640
00:51:22,980 --> 00:51:25,980
You can let someone know

641
00:51:25,980 --> 00:51:26,980
Would you like to do that?

642
00:51:27,980 --> 00:51:29,980
Someone?

643
00:51:30,980 --> 00:51:32,500
Yeah.

644
00:51:34,980 --> 00:51:36,340
Just one?

645
00:51:37,660 --> 00:51:39,180
Yeah.

646
00:51:40,660 --> 00:51:42,980
Number?

647
00:51:55,980 --> 00:51:56,980
Good luck, son.

648
00:51:59,980 --> 00:52:01,500
Cheers, everyone.

649
00:52:01,500 --> 00:52:03,020
RINGING TONE

650
00:52:11,980 --> 00:52:13,980
MOBILE RINGS

651
00:52:13,980 --> 00:52:14,980
Hello.

652
00:52:14,980 --> 00:52:16,980
Let me speak to your mam.

653
00:52:16,980 --> 00:52:20,980
Bye! Bye!

654
00:52:20,980 --> 00:52:22,980
Dad.

655
00:52:22,980 --> 00:52:24,980
Hello.

656
00:52:24,980 --> 00:52:26,820
'Fine. They've just got off.'

657
00:52:29,980 --> 00:52:31,980
What's happening?

658
00:52:31,980 --> 00:52:33,980
It's not looking too good, love.

659
00:52:55,500 --> 00:52:58,020
Sorry.

660
00:52:58,020 --> 00:52:59,980
How?

661
00:52:59,980 --> 00:53:02,980
I couldn't.

662
00:53:06,980 --> 00:53:07,980
They allowed you one call?

663
00:53:10,980 --> 00:53:12,980
They allowed you one phone call?

664
00:53:14,980 --> 00:53:16,980
Yeah.

665
00:53:19,980 --> 00:53:20,980
Who did you phone?

666
00:53:24,820 --> 00:53:26,980
Carmel.

667
00:53:39,980 --> 00:53:41,500
KNOCKS ON DOOR

668
00:53:41,500 --> 00:53:43,340
DOOR OPENS

669
00:54:24,980 --> 00:54:26,980
If they find you guilty,

670
00:54:31,980 --> 00:54:32,980
What'll you get?

671
00:54:32,980 --> 00:54:34,980
He was trying

672
00:54:34,980 --> 00:54:36,980
so he gave me

673
00:54:36,980 --> 00:54:39,980
It's not necessarily...

674
00:54:39,980 --> 00:54:40,980
SHE GASPS

675
00:54:48,980 --> 00:54:51,980
I can't do without you

676
00:54:51,980 --> 00:54:53,660
never mind five or six years.

677
00:54:53,660 --> 00:54:55,980
Look, I'm not guilty. Right?

678
00:54:55,980 --> 00:54:57,980
so they'll find me not guilty.

679
00:55:01,980 --> 00:55:03,980
What about you?

680
00:55:07,980 --> 00:55:09,980
The truth?

681
00:55:12,980 --> 00:55:13,980
Yeah.

682
00:55:16,500 --> 00:55:18,980
I thought I could once.

683
00:55:20,980 --> 00:55:22,660
But I was wrong.

684
00:55:28,500 --> 00:55:30,980
I'm not guilty,

685
00:56:12,980 --> 00:56:16,980
JUDGE: Members of the jury,

686
00:56:16,980 --> 00:56:18,980
We are.

687
00:56:20,980 --> 00:56:23,980
Do you find the defendant

688
00:56:23,980 --> 00:56:25,820
of the passing of counterfeit money?

689
00:56:25,820 --> 00:56:26,980
Guilty.

690
00:56:29,980 --> 00:56:32,980
And that is the verdict of you all?

691
00:56:34,980 --> 00:56:37,980
Mr Anderson. Your Honour, my client

692
00:56:37,980 --> 00:56:41,980
A loving husband and father,

693
00:56:41,980 --> 00:56:44,980
no criminal record whatsoever.

694
00:56:44,980 --> 00:56:47,980
He left school at 16,

695
00:56:47,980 --> 00:56:49,340
set up his own company

696
00:56:49,340 --> 00:56:52,500
and has not missed

697
00:56:52,500 --> 00:56:55,020
He's been married for 25 years,

698
00:56:55,020 --> 00:56:58,980
to his wife Carmel and she is here

699
00:56:58,980 --> 00:57:02,180
A truly loving

700
00:57:02,180 --> 00:57:06,980
They have three children,

701
00:57:06,980 --> 00:57:10,020
very recently married with all that

702
00:57:10,020 --> 00:57:14,340
and emotional stress,

703
00:57:14,340 --> 00:57:17,980
All three

704
00:57:17,980 --> 00:57:21,980
And like their mother,

705
00:57:21,980 --> 00:57:25,980
This is a respectable,

706
00:57:25,980 --> 00:57:27,980
and whilst my client understands

707
00:57:27,980 --> 00:57:30,500
that you will have to pass

708
00:57:30,500 --> 00:57:32,980
I would beg you, Your Honour,

709
00:57:32,980 --> 00:57:34,980
to show as much leniency

710
00:57:36,180 --> 00:57:38,980
There is a great irony to all this,

711
00:57:38,980 --> 00:57:40,980
Only months ago

712
00:57:40,980 --> 00:57:43,980
celebrated

713
00:57:43,980 --> 00:57:48,660
This was swiftly followed

714
00:57:48,660 --> 00:57:49,980
These two events were costly.

715
00:57:49,980 --> 00:57:52,980
My client found himself

716
00:57:52,980 --> 00:57:57,980
because he wanted to do his best

717
00:57:57,980 --> 00:58:00,980
Whatever he did, Your Honour,

718
00:58:02,980 --> 00:58:04,980
Thank you.

719
00:58:10,980 --> 00:58:13,980
William Houlihan,

720
00:58:13,980 --> 00:58:15,980
you will go to prison

721
00:58:15,980 --> 00:58:17,980
SOBBING

722
00:58:22,980 --> 00:58:24,980
CRYING CONTINUES