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<i>[upbeat music]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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- Hey, Kenny.

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- Laura, what's up, girl?
- Welcome.

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- Thank you.
- So glad to see you, honey.

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- Thank you for letting me
spend the night.

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- Oh, you're welcome.

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- That auction early
in the mornings, you know?

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- Bright and early.

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This way, you know,
early bird will catch the worm.

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- Yeah.
- [laughs]

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Want me to show you
to the room?

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- Yes, please.

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You know, it's been a while
since I've been tucked in.

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[Laura] Oh, really?

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[Kenny] Yeah, girl.

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- 'Twas the night
before auction,

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and all through
the storage facility's house,

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not a unit was stirring, except
for that one with the mouse.

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From the top of the locker,
from the hall to the wall,

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- [snoring]
[Laura] Now bid away, bid away,

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bid away all.

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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<i>[echoing slam]</i>

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<i>[country rock music]</i>

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<i>[Announcer] When storage units
are abandoned...</i>

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- Take a good look at this one.

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- Whoo-hoo!
- Nice one!

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<i>[Announcer]
The treasures within...</i>

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- [laughs]
- Ooh!

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<i>[Announcer]
Are put up for auction.</i>

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- Think I scored on this.
- Sold it your way!

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- Whoo!
- 400!

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- Woof!
- [laughs]

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<i>- ♪ Money owns this town ♪</i>

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- M-O-N-E-Y!

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<i>- Are you ready?
[people cheering]</i>

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<i>[mischievous music]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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- Mm.

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Nice.
Real nice.

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- Kenny, is that you?

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- What up, Dan?

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- What are you doing here, man?

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[Kenny]
I spent the night last night.

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Ain't Laura tell you?

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[Dan] Nope.

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I think we had some
bears last night.

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Did you see them?

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- Bears?

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[Dan] Yeah, they
get in the trash.

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[Kenny] Oh, no, bruh, I better
get to the auction, boy.

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Kumbaya!

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Come back here, coffee.
[laughs]

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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[Ivy] Today, I got
on my lucky slides.

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I wore them all the way from
Las Vegas, Nevada, to here.

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They should be
double lucky by now.

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<i>My slides collection
is flawless.</i>

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And these right here
are the luckiest.

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I'ma slide into
Riverslide, California,

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get me a unit,
and slide right out of here.

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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[Dave] I'm a little
bit hurt today.

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I'm having a nerve issue
with sciatica problem.

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<i>Pain just sharpens the senses.</i>

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I've taken bigger hits and
still walked away with a win.

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They're gonna think
I'm weak 'cause

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I'm using a little bit
of a cane today,

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but we'll see who's weak.

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[Emily] I had a really
busy day yesterday.

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I did three photo shoots.

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I had a merch drop,
a maternity photo shoot,

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and then I also did
a photo shoot for a DJ.

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I'm really hoping to find
some good camera gear.

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You know, lenses aren't cheap.

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And it's crazy 'cause
whenever I need something,

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I speak about it
and I always end up

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finding it in those units.

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I just say what I want
and I get it.

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That's the secret.

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I'm so excited.

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I'm going to another auction.

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I forgot how fun these are.

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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[Dan] Babe, when
you have people

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spend the night, you need to--
- [laughs]

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- You need to let me know.

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- Right, right, right.

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I suppose I should have told
Dan a man slept over, again.

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By the time I got him
to sleep, you were fast asleep.

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- What do you mean by the time
you got him to sleep?

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[Laura] I just gave him
a little motivation

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about today's auction.

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Next time, I will let you know
we have a houseguest.

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[Dan] Yeah.

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<i>[slow tempo music]</i>

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[Kenny] Water girl.

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- I think she doing Jazzercise.

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- Ah, jeez.
[laughter]

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I thought you forgot
about that already.

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[Ivy] Never.
- Never.

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Shark, whale.

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[Emily] I love 'em.
- Huh?

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- I love 'em.
I chase 'em.

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I take photos of 'em.
- In the water?

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- In the water.

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I go on a little dinghy boat,
and chase, and take photos.

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- Hey, who got this girl?

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She dangerous.

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She playing with them
monsters in the water.

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Straight up with you, homie.

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<i>[whip cracks]</i>
You guys right here?

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[Emily] Yeah.

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- Are those magic Chucks
like magic slides?

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[Emily] Yeah, they are.

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[Ivy] I love Chucks.
[Emily] Me too.

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[Ivy] You ain't old enough
to know about them, though.

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He'll give you $5 if you can
tell me the last name of Chuck.

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<i>[crickets chirping]</i>

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Oh.

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- I will give her $5.

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[Ivy] Yeah.

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- So if I know the last name,
who's gonna give me $5?

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- She is.

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- Taylor.

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- You owe him $5.

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- You ain't got no pockets.

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- No pockets.
[laughter]

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<i>[Emily] Chuck Taylor?
I knew that.</i>

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But you know what?
No shakesies, no takeses.

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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[Kenny] I got Dave coming.

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Oh, what up, Dave?

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- Uh-oh.

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- The GOAT's a little
bit hurt today.

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- It gonna be all right,
but it ain't stopping, yup!

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- It ain't stopping me, though.

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How are you, young lady?
- Emily.

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Nice to meet you.
- Emily?

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- Emily.
- Emily.

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David.

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[Emily] David,
nice to meet you.

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- Yeah, oh, most people
just call me the GOAT.

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[Kenny] Oh.
[Laura] Hi, folks.

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[Kenny] How you doing, roomie?

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[Laura] Hey, hello, roomie.
- How you doing?

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[Laura] Let me say hello.
[Kenny] Good morning.

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[Laura] Hi.
- How you doing, man?

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[Ivy] I'm good.
How are you doing?

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- I'm all right.
I'm all right.

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- Oh, he got that look.
Something up.

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- He's a little jealous.
- Oh, [bleep].

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I won't mention it.

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- No, that's all right.

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<i>[suspenseful music]</i>

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- It's done now.

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You know, I'm not jealous,

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but a little heads-up
would be nice.

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- So she's here
buying up again today.

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[Kenny] Yeah, we know.

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This thing ain't
got no pockets.

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- Oh, well, a woman's trick
is, you know,

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the brassiere or the sock.
- Uh-huh.

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[Kenny] Yeah.
[Laura] The shoe.

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[Ivy] Hey, Laura.
[Laura] Yes?

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[Ivy] Do you slide in them?

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- Yeah, oh, you mean
like, slide like this?

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[Ivy] No, like--
- Move up?

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- Slide in, slide on.
- Oh.

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Oh, yes, I can.

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Slide in and slide out?

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Oh, sort of.
There we go.

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[Ivy] That was
more like a kick.

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[Kenny] Sorta.
[Ivy] Are those lucky?

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- No, them Calvin Klein's.

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[Ivy] These right here?

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Rabbit feet got
nothing on these.

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- So you're sliding
in and out today.

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- Lucky slide.
- [bleep].

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[Laura] Slides.
- In the Riverslide.

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- Riverslide.
[laughter]

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[Kenny] Riverslide.

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- Welcome to the auction!

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We're Dan and Laura Dotson.

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Before you go through
these gates,

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you need to know the rules.

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We're gonna go to the unit,
remove the lock, open the door,

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and give you five minutes
to take a look around.

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You can't go in the unit,
can't open any boxes,

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and whoever's got the most
money in their pocket

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can own it today.
Are you ready?

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- Yeah!
- Whoo!

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- Let's go, let's go, let's go!

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<i>[Laura] All right,
let's go, folks!</i>

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<i>We're gonna go all the way
down here to the D building.</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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- Laura made a bomb ass
macchiato, bruh.

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I feel so emergized right now.

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- There's only about
four big hitters.

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I watch those four.

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The rest, I'm gonna ignore.

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- You don't know that, though.

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- I know everybody here.

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Dave can hit.
I can hit.

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- Emily.
- Oh, I don't know yet.

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You gotta--
- Emily.

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- Are you a hitter?

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- I am.
[Ivy] Oh, OK.

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I'll be the judge for myself.

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[whirring]

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[Laura] Here we go!

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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All right, a 10 by 20.

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[Dave] Damn.

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[Laura] Whoo!

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- I need that chair.

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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- A bunch of wooden
pieces of furniture.

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Looks like a lot
of dust and dirt.

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This looks like it hasn't
been touched in a while,

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so that's always a good sign.

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- Is it kind of hard
to see in a locker room

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like that when you're short?

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- I think so.

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- 'Cause she's kind
of, like, behind.

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I know she'll see
nothing but backbones.

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It's kinda like when you go up
the escalator and somebody's

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tall in front of you.
You just look in their ass.

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- Yeah, especially with
their dress on, huh?

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- Oh.

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You been staying
at Laura's house too long.

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[laughter]

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- It's got
a lot of potential.

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You know, I see some antiques.

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I see some artwork.

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This could be silver,
a little plated dish.

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Kind of like it.
I'ma see what happens.

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[Kenny] This a whole
house unit right here.

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They got a suitcase.

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They got a bow and arrow.

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Daniel Boone was
a man, you know?

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He jumped
in the bushes and ran.

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[laughter]

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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This is-- ooh, that coffee you
made me this morning's got me--

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- Got you going?
- Oh, I'm going, man.

248
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- A little bit
of that caffeine.

249
00:07:28,915 --> 00:07:30,383
[Kenny] I see [bleep]
they don't see.

250
00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:32,585
- Calculate your bid because
I'm trying to get that

251
00:07:32,719 --> 00:07:35,621
coffee money back, all right?

252
00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:38,624
- Wait, wasn't that
coffee "macchiaco" free?

253
00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,327
- All right.

254
00:07:40,427 --> 00:07:41,895
I got a fish light right
there, which I like.

255
00:07:42,028 --> 00:07:43,830
A nice briefcase
that's already opened.

256
00:07:43,930 --> 00:07:45,165
Canopies.

257
00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:47,901
I see a nice older
compound bow right there.

258
00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:50,502
So gotta decide how hard
I wanna try.

259
00:07:50,503 --> 00:07:52,672
- Look at they got the dog.
Oh, that's so cute.

260
00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:53,907
[Dan] That's Princess.

261
00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:54,908
- Hey, Mija.

262
00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:56,542
What you doing?
[dog barking]

263
00:07:56,543 --> 00:07:58,211
- Whoa. Ooh, ooh.
Piranha.

264
00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,913
- He's got
that bolt detector.

265
00:08:00,046 --> 00:08:01,347
[dog barks]

266
00:08:01,348 --> 00:08:03,984
Just like these other buyers,
all bark and no bite.

267
00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:05,818
[dog barking]
- Yi, yi, yi, yi, yi.

268
00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,386
- All right, and if you're
ready to go, I'm ready to go.

269
00:08:07,387 --> 00:08:08,722
And here we go, number 20,
what's your pleasure?

270
00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:09,723
What are you gonna pay?
Say it.

271
00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:10,724
Come on.
100.

272
00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,057
- I got 1, 2, 2.
Where?

273
00:08:12,058 --> 00:08:13,226
2, 2.
Wanna bid 2, 2, 2.

274
00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:14,561
Wanna bid 2 right there.
Wanna bid 3.

275
00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:15,894
I got 2, 2, 3, 3.
3.

276
00:08:15,895 --> 00:08:17,062
Number 300 and a 4.

277
00:08:17,063 --> 00:08:18,031
Wanna bid 4.

278
00:08:18,131 --> 00:08:19,299
- $400!

279
00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:20,633
[Dan] I got 4, 5, 5, 6.

280
00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:22,301
Wanna bid 600.
Bid 600 there.

281
00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:23,302
Bid $700 now.

282
00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:24,270
- Bid.

283
00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:25,871
[Dan] I've got 7, 7, 800.
Bid 800.

284
00:08:25,872 --> 00:08:26,973
800.

285
00:08:27,073 --> 00:08:28,307
What about 9?

286
00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:29,742
1,000.
Now 11.

287
00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:30,909
1,100.
Now 12.

288
00:08:30,910 --> 00:08:31,910
- 12.
[Dan] Bid 1,300.

289
00:08:31,911 --> 00:08:33,313
1,400.
From 14.

290
00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:34,381
[Ivy] 14!

291
00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,049
[Dan] I got 1,400.
14, 14, 15.

292
00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:37,783
15, 15.
That's 16.

293
00:08:37,784 --> 00:08:38,885
Ivy coming up with 16.

294
00:08:38,985 --> 00:08:40,687
Wanna bid 1,600.
Going once.

295
00:08:40,787 --> 00:08:41,821
How about 1,550?

296
00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:43,021
- Yup!

297
00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:44,724
[Dan] 1,550.
At 1,600.

298
00:08:44,824 --> 00:08:46,058
15 counting.

299
00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:48,094
- Out of the blue,
he comes out of the ocean.

300
00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:49,863
- Going once.
Thank you for him.

301
00:08:49,996 --> 00:08:51,296
And I got 1,600 going twice.

302
00:08:51,297 --> 00:08:52,899
Final call at 1,600.

303
00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:54,834
[auctioneering]
$1,550.

304
00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:56,469
- Yup!
[Dan] Dave, winner.

305
00:08:56,603 --> 00:08:57,771
[Laura] $1,550!

306
00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,239
Sold it your way, Dave.

307
00:08:59,339 --> 00:09:02,341
- Walked in hurt
and still walked out a winner.

308
00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:04,344
[clattering]

309
00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:07,313
[dog barks and growls]

310
00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:09,516
[whirring]

311
00:09:09,616 --> 00:09:11,817
- All right, here we go.

312
00:09:11,818 --> 00:09:13,385
10 by 12 and a half.

313
00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:14,653
Nice.
[Dan] Big unit.

314
00:09:14,654 --> 00:09:15,821
Nice unit.
Here we go.

315
00:09:15,822 --> 00:09:17,222
Look at that.
- I like this unit.

316
00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:18,457
[Dan] Careful.
Pilgrim basket.

317
00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:22,461
<i>♪ ♪</i>

318
00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:23,896
- You got boogie boards
in that [bleep].

319
00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,898
You know I ain't fooling
with that water, bro.

320
00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,267
Water girl gonna
bid on that one.

321
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,502
She like that water stuff.
Look out.

322
00:09:29,636 --> 00:09:30,837
- I need the surfboard.

323
00:09:30,937 --> 00:09:32,572
I need these bike tires.

324
00:09:32,672 --> 00:09:34,040
Oh, skateboard decks too.

325
00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:35,508
I wish I was, like,
a little bit taller.

326
00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:37,010
I'm like--

327
00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:39,412
I got short girl problems,
but I see enough in this locker

328
00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:41,114
to know it's gonna be mine.

329
00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:42,581
- I know you were
gonna bid on this.

330
00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:43,883
- I know.
You see the surfboard?

331
00:09:43,983 --> 00:09:45,151
- Yeah.
- I'm like, I need it.

332
00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:46,486
- Oh, they got too
many of them, bro.

333
00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,786
That's a death trap.

334
00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:48,721
Nothing but surfboard.

335
00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:50,190
And they got a Cobra basket.

336
00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:51,825
I don't need them no more.
[laughs]

337
00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:54,026
I'm a free man.

338
00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:55,061
<i>♪ ♪</i>

339
00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:57,063
[Dave] Four surfboards
that you can see.

340
00:09:57,197 --> 00:10:00,065
Goodoo, luxury, comfort.

341
00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:01,434
It's not a bad looking unit.

342
00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:04,571
- See at least four surfboards.

343
00:10:04,671 --> 00:10:06,172
I don't know what
those white boxes are.

344
00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,173
One bed.

345
00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,508
I'm gonna go for it.

346
00:10:08,641 --> 00:10:10,076
This might fit all
in one or two--

347
00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:12,011
oh, another board right there.

348
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,279
- Uh-huh.

349
00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:14,547
See, when he walk back
like that,

350
00:10:14,681 --> 00:10:17,417
he thinking, "calcumalating."

351
00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:18,418
- All right, here we go.
Number 20.

352
00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:19,619
And what's your pleasure?

353
00:10:19,752 --> 00:10:20,887
What are you gonna pay on
this big, old, nice unit?

354
00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:22,589
[Laura] Tell us, folks.
[Dan] How much money?

355
00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:24,390
A little beachcomber unit.

356
00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:25,657
[Dan] I got $100.

357
00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:26,626
I'll give you $200.

358
00:10:26,759 --> 00:10:28,228
I got 1 and 2.
[Laura] Yes.

359
00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:30,063
- [auctioneering]

360
00:10:30,196 --> 00:10:31,864
500 around, would bid 6, 7.

361
00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:33,265
Would have been 8, 9, 9.

362
00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:34,867
1,000 there.
11.

363
00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,035
Now 12.

364
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,470
I get 1,100 here
and 1,200 where?

365
00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:38,471
11 and 12.
12.

366
00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:39,906
Wanna bid 12.
You're 11.

367
00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:41,140
Now 12.
Now 12.

368
00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:42,342
Wanna bid 1,200.
Going once.

369
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,509
- Water girl going crazy.

370
00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:44,510
[Dan] 1,200 going twice.

371
00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:45,945
- Here!

372
00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:47,480
[Kenny] Oh, [bleep]!

373
00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:50,683
Blindsided by the gun.

374
00:10:50,783 --> 00:10:52,719
<i>[echoing slam]</i>

375
00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:57,556
<i>[Ivy] Emily claims
to be a big hitter.</i>

376
00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:58,191
It's time we find out.

377
00:10:58,291 --> 00:10:59,424
- I got 12, 12.
Wanna bid 13?

378
00:10:59,425 --> 00:11:00,727
- Here.
[Dan] Now 15.

379
00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,428
I got 14, 15.
What about 15 there?

380
00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:03,862
Wanna bid 16 now.
- Here!

381
00:11:03,863 --> 00:11:04,863
[Dan] 17 now.

382
00:11:04,864 --> 00:11:06,232
Wanna bid 17.

383
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,233
17.

384
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,201
[Laura] There she goes.

385
00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:09,435
- Here!

386
00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:11,470
- What about 19?
We're at about 1,800 now.

387
00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:12,471
1,900, yeah.

388
00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:13,672
1,900 now too.
And 2, 2.

389
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:14,674
Wanna bid 2.

390
00:11:14,807 --> 00:11:15,909
Wanna bid 2,000.
And 2,000 now.

391
00:11:16,042 --> 00:11:17,010
Wanna bid 2.
- Wow.

392
00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:18,811
- 2,000.
Going once, twice.

393
00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:20,747
Wanna bid 2,000 now.

394
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,781
[Laura] [laughs]
You did it.

395
00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:23,782
[Dan] What was that?

396
00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:25,184
- Oh, there was a fly, fly.

397
00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:28,755
- [auctioneering]
Sold it your way for $1,900.

398
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,055
[Ivy] I told you, water girl.

399
00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:32,859
Come on with your bad self.

400
00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:36,296
[Dave] Ivy, you let that little
girl beat you up like that?

401
00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,898
- All right, I see you, Emily.

402
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,667
<i>[Emily] Ivy thought he was
gonna take this from me,</i>

403
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:44,270
<i>but I got it.</i>

404
00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:46,506
[whirring]

405
00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:48,106
- All right, feeling it.

406
00:11:48,107 --> 00:11:49,107
Let's go!

407
00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:50,108
Here we go.

408
00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:51,277
10 by 12 and a half.

409
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:52,812
Clean unit.

410
00:11:52,912 --> 00:11:56,583
<i>♪ ♪</i>

411
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:57,884
- Look at that leather couch.

412
00:11:57,984 --> 00:11:59,184
Y'all don't want that.

413
00:11:59,185 --> 00:12:00,753
That's the place
for Xbox in there.

414
00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:02,322
Buckets.
Pipe bender.

415
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:03,622
I like them totes.

416
00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:06,259
♪ I hear him calling ♪

417
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,828
- Toolbox, mattress.

418
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:10,830
Oh, DJI, that might be a drone.

419
00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:13,065
I'm always on the hunt
for camera equipment.

420
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,101
I just wish I could tell
if that drone box was empty.

421
00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:17,770
- See, you can't really see it
too much 'cause people

422
00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:18,838
be listening and [bleep]?

423
00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:20,305
And they try to bid you up.

424
00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:21,506
See how they be looking?

425
00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:22,742
[Laura] Oh, I see them
looking at you.

426
00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:24,309
[Emily] How are you
feeling about this locker?

427
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:25,745
- I like this one here.

428
00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:28,114
If I get this unit, I might
go play in the water with you.

429
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,549
- [laughs]
- All right, deal.

430
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:31,384
- Yeah, we be in the bathtub.

431
00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:33,152
[Laura] [laughs]

432
00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:34,620
- If you get a little sleepy.

433
00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:36,522
I know you're kind of
getting up in age.

434
00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:37,991
Little cushy bed there for you.
[Dave] I love it.

435
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,258
I love it.

436
00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:41,426
Got a few tools, a few tubs.

437
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,662
- And it got a neck thing
for your neck back there too.

438
00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:45,031
[Dave] I know.
I'm gonna be here.

439
00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:46,633
So if it's cheap,
I might bid on it.

440
00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:47,899
Real cheap, like super cheap.

441
00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:49,668
- Super, super.
What's super cheap?

442
00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:50,702
[Dave] $10 or less.

443
00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,038
[chatter]

444
00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:53,840
- All right,
I don't know that bed,

445
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,476
but I bet you it's very
expensive right there.

446
00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:59,145
A lot of tools,
two pipe benders, tool chests,

447
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:02,115
a couple of saws,
a sander, a grinder.

448
00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:03,583
Those are always good stuff
in those white boxes.

449
00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:05,151
It's not a bad unit.

450
00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:06,753
<i>♪ ♪</i>

451
00:13:06,853 --> 00:13:07,754
- All right, here we go.

452
00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:08,755
Number 20,
what're you gonna pay?

453
00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:09,855
And how much?
How much?

454
00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:10,856
How much money where?

455
00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:12,125
Give me 100 form.

456
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,859
[auctioneering]
1 and a quarter where?

457
00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:14,860
Got 100.

458
00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:16,261
[auctioneering]
150.

459
00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:18,063
1 and a half there.
175.

460
00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:19,165
150.
175.

461
00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:20,266
I get you right there.
At 2 and a quarter.

462
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,267
2 and a half at 250.

463
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:22,769
At 250 and 75.

464
00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:23,770
And 75.

465
00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:24,870
- $400.
[Dan] And 400 now.

466
00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:26,072
Put up a 4 there.
4 and a quarter.

467
00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:27,506
425.
425.

468
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:28,507
4 and a half.

469
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:29,508
I got four and a quarter.

470
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:30,742
4 and a half at 450.

471
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:32,110
- $500.
[Dan] Five and a quarter.

472
00:13:32,111 --> 00:13:33,545
525.
I got 500.

473
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:34,681
5 and a quarter.
5 and a half.

474
00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:35,781
550.

475
00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:37,183
575.
550 here.

476
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:38,217
575.

477
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:39,485
[Kenny] Y'all undercover.

478
00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:41,821
Sneak bidding, mother[bleep].
[Dan] 600. 600.

479
00:13:41,954 --> 00:13:45,525
- I told you, America,
them people out here to get me.

480
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:46,592
[Dan] 575.
[Kenny] Y'all cold-blooded.

481
00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:47,859
[Dan] 600.
600 there.

482
00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:49,462
- Who said that?
[Dan] 6 and a quarter.

483
00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:51,030
At 625, 650.

484
00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:52,832
Would have been 650 and 675.

485
00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:54,467
650 and 675.

486
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,369
675.
Would have been 7.

487
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:57,669
Work with 700.
How about that?

488
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:58,838
700.
7 and a quarter.

489
00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:00,707
725.
Wanna bid 750?

490
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,542
I got 7 and a quarter.

491
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,343
7 and a half.
Bid 750.

492
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,711
750 going once, twice.

493
00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:08,313
That's a bid call at 7,
759, 725, 725.

494
00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:11,183
Sold it your way.
725, there's Kenny.

495
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,384
[Laura] You got it, Kenny.

496
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,954
- I got y'all
mother[bleep], yeah.

497
00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:16,923
<i>That sneak attack
almost got me.</i>

498
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:20,526
But that "macchiaco" had me
locked in like a tiger.

499
00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:21,860
<i>[tiger growls]</i>

500
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,830
We got a lot of pipe benders
right 'chere, boy.

501
00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:24,831
I got two of them.

502
00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:26,865
And that's $40 big ones.

503
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,033
So let's see what's in here.

504
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,702
<i>♪ ♪</i>

505
00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:31,304
Really nice.

506
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:32,671
<i>♪ ♪</i>

507
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:35,508
OK. Phillips connected.

508
00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:37,542
This is for slicing pizza.

509
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:38,945
<i>♪ ♪</i>

510
00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:40,712
What have we got?

511
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:41,713
Number of tools, America.

512
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:42,949
Tools.

513
00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:45,818
We got all kind of
old-fashioned ass hammers here.

514
00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:49,020
This old fancy ass tool kit
right 'chere, $50.

515
00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:50,523
OK, we got a handsaw.

516
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,792
It's about $25 right 'chere.

517
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,059
What we got?

518
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,861
Oh, oh, this one here is a--

519
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:58,864
it's like something they
find on [bleep] Ghostbusters.

520
00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:01,467
I ain't scared
of no ghost [bleep].

521
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:02,869
They would have never hired me.

522
00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:07,105
One stage vacuum pump,
about $35 right 'chere.

523
00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:10,142
Black and Deckums,
3 and five-eights planer.

524
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,943
Another $25.

525
00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:15,414
This one here is
a Wayne WaterBUG.

526
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,049
This looks like
in pretty good condition.

527
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,351
It's still got the tags on it.

528
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:20,753
Another $25.

529
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:22,922
Oh, this one of these
sandpaper things.

530
00:15:23,022 --> 00:15:25,423
Craftsman, $50.

531
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:26,659
Another Craftsman.

532
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,059
Belt/disc sander.

533
00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:30,462
This is a bigger version
of this one here version.

534
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:33,499
This one here gonna be $75.
[laughs]

535
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,033
What we got right 'chere?

536
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:37,970
<i>[suspenseful music]</i>

537
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:39,871
<i>♪ ♪</i>

538
00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:40,640
[laughs]

539
00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,074
<i>[echoing slam]</i>

540
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,115
I paid $725 for

541
00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:51,951
this here bull[bleep].

542
00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:53,820
I've been bamboozled by them.

543
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,588
I think they all was in it.

544
00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:58,423
I want everybody name
that was at the auction.

545
00:15:58,424 --> 00:16:02,128
And I'ma take them to court,
just 'cause it's sabotaging.

546
00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:03,563
Oh, I'ma get them.

547
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,031
Next burritos I bring them,

548
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,699
they gonna have to bring
some toilet paper.

549
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,267
[groans]

550
00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:11,704
<i>♪ ♪</i>

551
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:15,174
Girl, you drive me crazy
for the PlayStation.

552
00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:17,509
[imitates engine revving]

553
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,744
Gas, break, shift.

554
00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:22,482
I'd say about a good
$200 right 'chere, boy.

555
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:24,583
We got some containers
right 'chere.

556
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,986
Another Craftsman file cabinet.

557
00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:30,790
More tools.
$15 worth of tools.

558
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:33,258
Oh, this is kind of heavies.

559
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:34,627
All right, what is this?

560
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:38,364
Another hacksaw,
Jim Duggan. $25 big ones.

561
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:39,664
<i>♪ ♪</i>

562
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:40,665
What do they call these?

563
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:41,666
Jack.

564
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,703
This is $25 for the both.

565
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:48,074
No monies.
<i>[buzzer]</i>

566
00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:49,674
No monies.
<i>[buzzer]</i>

567
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,345
Boy, you just got gypped,
Kenny bug.

568
00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:53,945
Guess what this is?

569
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:56,314
Empty.
<i>[buzzer]</i>

570
00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:58,383
Oh, no, this is full.

571
00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:00,086
I don't wanna know
what's in here.

572
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:03,021
We know what they do
back in the mafia days.

573
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,791
<i>[suspenseful music]</i>

574
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:08,995
No monies.
<i>[buzzer]</i>

575
00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:10,830
I hope you all stay
where y'all at.

576
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,298
Have your family
inside of there.

577
00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:14,433
Don't go to nobody else house.

578
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,668
Kumbaya.

579
00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:17,169
But you know it's time
to get back to the auction

580
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:19,271
because some people
done bid me up.

581
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:20,306
You know what I mean?

582
00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:22,275
I mean,
they conspired against me.

583
00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:26,112
I was all hopped up on caffeine
and got too excited.

584
00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:27,713
Bull honky.

585
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:30,583
Now they done really
unleashed the dragons.

586
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:31,816
[imitating breathing fire]

587
00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:33,586
I'm going get
their ass, bruh.

588
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:36,788
[whirring]

589
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:39,725
- All right, folks,
10 by 10!

590
00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:42,662
Oh, another nice unit here.

591
00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,964
<i>♪ ♪</i>

592
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,033
- There's a lot of bags
to go through in this one.

593
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:49,267
Those hoverboards
are, like, $25.

594
00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:51,903
Christmas trees always sell.
I see potential.

595
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,873
<i>♪ ♪</i>

596
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:55,874
[Ivy] I don't see
any trash, really.

597
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:58,944
Just a whole lot
of usable stuff.

598
00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:01,547
Weights, weights have been
selling for crazy money.

599
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:02,748
It's got a nice flat screen.

600
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:03,849
Everything here is sellable.

601
00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:05,217
That's what I deal with, sellable.

602
00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:08,821
I don't love black bags,
but I love the rest of it.

603
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:11,657
- This is the unit I should
have got right 'chere, bro.

604
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,625
You got all this stuff
to make you big

605
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,227
like Arnold Schwarzenegger
around here.

606
00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:16,861
<i>♪ ♪</i>

607
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:18,463
- There's some cool
stuff in there.

608
00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:20,433
That's cool right there,
Le Creuset there.

609
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,467
Get all that dust out of there,
it'll look better.

610
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:23,668
Got a lot of iron.

611
00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:25,704
A lot of--
there's some stuff in there.

612
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,773
Injured or not, I still know
how to raise the stakes

613
00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:29,075
when it's time to play.

614
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:30,542
- All righty, and here we go.

615
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:31,610
Number 20, what are you
gonna pay on this one again?

616
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:32,612
How much?
How much?

617
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,080
How much money where?
- $200.

618
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:35,281
[Dan] I got 200 there.
Wanna bid 3.

619
00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:36,415
3 down.
Bid 3.

620
00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:37,383
[Laura] Tell him, folks!
[Ivy] $400.

621
00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:38,417
[Dan] 400.

622
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:39,585
I got 4, 5, 5, 6.

623
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,219
Wanna bid 600?
At 6 there.

624
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:42,288
Wanna bid 7.
7 where?

625
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:43,856
I got 700 there.
[Dave] Yup!

626
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,223
[Dan] Wanna bid 9.

627
00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:46,392
900.
[Ivy] $900.

628
00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:47,827
[Dan] 1,000.
[Dave] Yup!

629
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:48,828
[Dan] 1,000.
How about that?

630
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:49,829
1,000.
1,100.

631
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,764
Now 12, 12.
Wanna bid 1,200?

632
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,966
- Yup!
- Wanna bid 1,300 now.

633
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:55,033
I got 12, 12.

634
00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:56,135
Wanna bid 13, 14.

635
00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:57,370
I got 13, 14.

636
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,470
Wanna bid 1,400 there.

637
00:18:58,471 --> 00:18:59,504
13 and a half, how about that?

638
00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:00,505
I got 1,300.

639
00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:01,774
1,350 going once, twice.

640
00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:03,909
Wanna bid 1,359?

641
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:05,910
Sold it your way.
Ivy got it for 1,300.

642
00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:06,912
Ivy.

643
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:08,947
<i>[Laura] All right,
you got it, Ivy.</i>

644
00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:10,149
<i>[Ivy] Dave can be relentless,</i>

645
00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:12,217
but nothing beats
the taste of victory.

646
00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:14,986
Thank you, lucky slides.
[smooches]

647
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,857
- Congratulations.
All right, whoo!

648
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,191
Folks, that's the end
of the auction.

649
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:20,793
And don't forget
to pay the lady.

650
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,028
Thank you, everyone.

651
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,462
<i>♪ ♪</i>

652
00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:27,098
- Storage buying is
a dangerous sport, man.

653
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:30,236
Y'all might think this here's a
joke, but you get jumped, bruh.

654
00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:32,471
<i>♪ ♪</i>

655
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,706
- All right.

656
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:37,877
<i>Going against Ivy for this
locker was a piece of cake.</i>

657
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:40,680
A $1,900 piece of cake,
but still.

658
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:43,148
Got some luxury,
comfort, style.

659
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:45,084
<i>[suspenseful music]</i>

660
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,552
Huh.

661
00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:48,219
<i>♪ ♪</i>

662
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:50,423
They're luxury shoes.
Look at this.

663
00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:52,024
Wow.

664
00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:54,659
My pimp friends are
gonna love these.

665
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:58,497
These shoes can go anywhere
between $50 to $100.

666
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:01,667
And it looks like there's
12 of them in here.

667
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:05,171
All right, it's already $500.

668
00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:06,671
We're off to a good start.

669
00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:08,106
What is this?

670
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:09,107
Oh, wow.

671
00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:10,710
These handles are really nice.

672
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:13,212
Looks like an old
vintage wicker basket.

673
00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:16,514
I'd put this
on my store for $50.

674
00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:20,019
A bunch of crystal right here.

675
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:21,586
Wow.

676
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:23,989
<i>♪ ♪</i>

677
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:25,991
Oh, nice, jewelry.

678
00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:28,794
Looks like it's all real silver
and could be real diamond

679
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,396
right there. $300.

680
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:32,297
<i>♪ ♪</i>

681
00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:34,166
This is why I got
this unit right here.

682
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:37,169
It's for surfboards.

683
00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:39,171
It's in pretty
decent condition,

684
00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:42,307
and I know I can sell it
for at least $100.

685
00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:44,743
Got another surfboard.

686
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,546
Another $100.

687
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,516
And we got another $100.

688
00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:53,886
And another $100.

689
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:56,188
I'm loving this unit already.

690
00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:57,723
All right, let's keep going.

691
00:20:57,823 --> 00:20:59,624
Ah!

692
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:01,393
Oh, my God,
I'm so happy already.

693
00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:02,394
Look what we got.

694
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:04,029
I talked about it earlier.

695
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:06,899
I said, please let me
find some camera gear.

696
00:21:07,032 --> 00:21:08,433
And guess what we got?

697
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:12,104
I could sell this for $100,
but I'm gonna keep it.

698
00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:13,873
<i>[buzzer]</i>
Great day.

699
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,874
<i>♪ ♪</i>

700
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:18,743
And it's more lenses.

701
00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:21,713
Now, that's manifesting
at its finest.

702
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:24,517
I need to get
all the way up here.

703
00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:26,584
Whoa.

704
00:21:26,585 --> 00:21:30,655
<i>♪ ♪</i>

705
00:21:30,656 --> 00:21:33,225
This unit is stacked
to the brim.

706
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:34,859
Careful.

707
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:36,829
<i>♪ ♪</i>

708
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,664
Please, no avalanche.

709
00:21:39,665 --> 00:21:40,900
[clattering]

710
00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:42,401
<i>[echoing slam]</i>

711
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,174
So embarrassing.

712
00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:49,175
You would think
this is my first

713
00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:50,910
or second time doing this.

714
00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:53,412
I knew that avalanche
was coming.

715
00:21:53,512 --> 00:21:54,913
<i>♪ ♪</i>

716
00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:56,147
Ah, we got outdoor
string lights.

717
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:59,385
I've sold them before
for $20 a piece.

718
00:21:59,518 --> 00:22:02,888
Looks like we got about
20 in here. $400 box.

719
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:05,991
Got a table saw
right here for $75 bucks.

720
00:22:06,091 --> 00:22:07,459
Wow.

721
00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:08,661
All right.

722
00:22:08,794 --> 00:22:11,229
<i>♪ ♪</i>

723
00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:13,097
Tote full of clothes.

724
00:22:13,098 --> 00:22:14,633
Tool bag right here.

725
00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:17,068
Ooh, actually, it's a Carhartt.

726
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:20,239
It looks like
it's new in the bag.

727
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,874
Wow, this one's
really distressed.

728
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,508
It's vintage as well.

729
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:25,144
Is it a jacket too?
Oh, no, another jacket.

730
00:22:25,277 --> 00:22:27,145
Got two Carhartt jackets
right here.

731
00:22:27,146 --> 00:22:28,914
Oh, wait, this is Stussy.

732
00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:30,349
Wow, so it looks like a collab.

733
00:22:30,482 --> 00:22:32,618
I sell clothing, but
I'm not really familiar

734
00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:33,785
on how much this might cost.

735
00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:35,354
But more Carhartt.

736
00:22:35,454 --> 00:22:36,788
I'd say '90s.

737
00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:38,189
It looks really unique too.

738
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:40,058
This could definitely
be worth something.

739
00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:41,659
<i>I think I need
to do some research</i>

740
00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:44,063
and see if somebody can
tell me more about these.

741
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,864
What have we got here?

742
00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:47,666
Is this a backpack?

743
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:48,667
Hey, brand new.

744
00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:50,469
Wait, is this a hiking bag?

745
00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:51,669
OutdoorMaster.

746
00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:52,771
That's a name brand.

747
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,773
$40 right here.

748
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:58,210
We got five more
hiking bags. $200.

749
00:22:58,310 --> 00:22:59,211
Wow.

750
00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:00,713
Shoes galore.

751
00:23:00,846 --> 00:23:03,314
I'm gonna have to see
how much I have here.

752
00:23:03,315 --> 00:23:08,487
<i>♪ ♪</i>

753
00:23:08,587 --> 00:23:09,888
More shoes.

754
00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:11,490
This is crazy.

755
00:23:11,590 --> 00:23:14,859
Ah, everyone in my apartment
complex gets one of these.

756
00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:16,628
You get a shoe.
You get a shoe.

757
00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:17,630
This is amazing.

758
00:23:17,763 --> 00:23:20,566
I have 175 pairs of shoes.

759
00:23:20,666 --> 00:23:25,237
Even if I sell them for $20,
we got $3,500 right here.

760
00:23:25,337 --> 00:23:28,106
Hey, we got DVDs, Blu-rays.

761
00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:30,876
Some of these look sealed.
$40 right here.

762
00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:34,747
OK, we got another box
full of DVDs, $30.

763
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,548
Crate full of vinyls, $60.

764
00:23:37,549 --> 00:23:40,785
I think this is about
500 pieces of comic books.

765
00:23:40,786 --> 00:23:42,154
$500.

766
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:43,489
Boom.

767
00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:45,391
<i>This fresh face proved
to be a big hitter.</i>

768
00:23:45,491 --> 00:23:47,258
Plus, I still have
those Carhartt jackets

769
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,394
that need to be looked at.

770
00:23:48,494 --> 00:23:49,995
I might be the new kid
on the block,

771
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:52,096
but I'm the best buyer today.

772
00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:54,833
<i>♪ ♪</i>

773
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:58,003
- Wow, $1,300,
hoping it's a good one.

774
00:23:58,103 --> 00:23:59,872
<i>Dave had me spending
more than I wanted to.</i>

775
00:24:00,005 --> 00:24:02,474
My lucky slides are
working overtime today.

776
00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:03,976
[groans] Ooh.

777
00:24:04,076 --> 00:24:05,910
Ooh, got some
electronics, I see.

778
00:24:05,911 --> 00:24:08,080
Believe it or not,
these old timers, they work.

779
00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:11,115
This is a great condition
one here. $30.

780
00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:13,585
Ooh, I knew this locker
was good money.

781
00:24:13,719 --> 00:24:16,488
Look at the flops coming up.

782
00:24:16,588 --> 00:24:19,591
Ooh, another computer almost
identical as that one.

783
00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:21,460
$40.

784
00:24:21,593 --> 00:24:23,996
All right, let's put
all these weights together.

785
00:24:24,096 --> 00:24:26,097
We get a total price.

786
00:24:26,098 --> 00:24:28,233
Get my workout on.

787
00:24:28,334 --> 00:24:29,635
Ooh.

788
00:24:29,768 --> 00:24:32,571
That right there is a good
$200 worth of weights.

789
00:24:32,671 --> 00:24:34,872
Now, this is a big old speaker
right here.

790
00:24:34,873 --> 00:24:35,974
That's a pretty good brand.

791
00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:37,443
Wanna say a good $75 bucks.

792
00:24:37,543 --> 00:24:39,545
<i>♪ ♪</i>

793
00:24:39,678 --> 00:24:40,813
Ooh, coolers.

794
00:24:40,913 --> 00:24:42,414
You cannot live
without one of these,

795
00:24:42,514 --> 00:24:44,515
especially in
Southern California. $50.

796
00:24:44,516 --> 00:24:47,086
And if it's really
hot that day, $70.

797
00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:48,420
Sell them on the hottest
day of the year,

798
00:24:48,554 --> 00:24:49,555
you get the most money.

799
00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:50,956
I think this is an Xbox.

800
00:24:51,056 --> 00:24:52,224
Yep, Xbox 360.

801
00:24:52,358 --> 00:24:53,424
This is an older model.

802
00:24:53,425 --> 00:24:54,827
They actually still
sell real good.

803
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:56,729
It looks like all the cords
and everything are in here.

804
00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:58,463
This is a good $60.

805
00:24:58,464 --> 00:25:00,966
Samsung, 42 incher,

806
00:25:01,066 --> 00:25:03,435
flat with a stand.

807
00:25:03,569 --> 00:25:05,371
$70.

808
00:25:05,471 --> 00:25:07,305
Some DVDs.

809
00:25:07,306 --> 00:25:08,674
Ooh, these sell good.

810
00:25:08,807 --> 00:25:10,308
These are Sega Genesis.

811
00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:13,711
Sega Genesis got to be
at least 40 years old.

812
00:25:13,712 --> 00:25:16,514
Here's the controller,

813
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,083
the Genesis itself.

814
00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:21,153
This whole entire box?
$200.

815
00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:22,788
<i>So many video games.</i>

816
00:25:22,921 --> 00:25:25,724
<i>This unit is a teenage nerd's
dream come true.</i>

817
00:25:25,824 --> 00:25:27,659
All that's missing
is the ninja stars.

818
00:25:27,793 --> 00:25:28,994
[grunts]

819
00:25:29,094 --> 00:25:33,064
<i>♪ ♪</i>

820
00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:37,136
Got some video games,
PS5, PS4, PS5.

821
00:25:37,236 --> 00:25:39,271
Whoo, a lot of stuff
in this room.

822
00:25:39,405 --> 00:25:40,671
Bam.

823
00:25:40,672 --> 00:25:42,907
Two Nintendo Wiis,

824
00:25:42,908 --> 00:25:45,144
Sony PlayStation 2
with a memory card.

825
00:25:45,277 --> 00:25:48,881
PSP, PSP, PSP.

826
00:25:48,981 --> 00:25:50,549
All these video games
and consoles,

827
00:25:50,682 --> 00:25:52,784
I'ma say $400.

828
00:25:52,785 --> 00:25:54,553
Ooh, this must be
a speaker for a car.

829
00:25:54,653 --> 00:25:57,389
Rockford Fosgate, one of
the best brands there is.

830
00:25:57,523 --> 00:26:00,057
$150 used.

831
00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:01,225
Ooh.

832
00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:02,995
Oh, man, it's a fake.

833
00:26:03,095 --> 00:26:04,863
Ooh.

834
00:26:04,997 --> 00:26:08,466
[sighs] Afro samur-Ivy.

835
00:26:08,467 --> 00:26:10,635
[shouts]

836
00:26:10,636 --> 00:26:13,672
Did I say ninja stars?
I meant samurai swords.

837
00:26:13,806 --> 00:26:17,309
Hey, this bike, neon colors,
three piece cranks,

838
00:26:17,443 --> 00:26:19,710
$100 'cause it's aluminum.

839
00:26:19,711 --> 00:26:22,815
So right here we have
a dresser with a bed.

840
00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:25,551
$150, all combined.

841
00:26:25,651 --> 00:26:26,885
Oh, we got some more
stuff back here.

842
00:26:26,985 --> 00:26:30,756
We got-- oh, this is--

843
00:26:30,856 --> 00:26:34,025
I'm gonna assume this
is some kind of weapon.

844
00:26:34,026 --> 00:26:37,863
And it looks like old wrapping.

845
00:26:37,996 --> 00:26:41,500
And it definitely feels
like this would be a handle

846
00:26:41,633 --> 00:26:42,633
or that would be a handle.

847
00:26:42,634 --> 00:26:45,104
Heck, I guess you hit
with both sides.

848
00:26:45,237 --> 00:26:46,472
You know my motto.

849
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:49,674
If I don't know something,
find somebody who do.

850
00:26:49,675 --> 00:26:50,843
<i>Made a couple hundred.</i>

851
00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:52,743
<i>But if this wooden
stick's magic kicks in,</i>

852
00:26:52,744 --> 00:26:55,114
might slide me
into a bigger payday.

853
00:26:55,247 --> 00:26:56,714
Lucky slides.
Lucky slides.

854
00:26:56,715 --> 00:26:58,750
Don't fail me now.

855
00:26:58,851 --> 00:26:59,985
Ah.

856
00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:01,219
Hand smells weird.

857
00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:04,823
<i>♪ ♪</i>

858
00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:06,258
- Come on, ladies.

859
00:27:06,391 --> 00:27:09,427
<i>I paid $1,550 for this locker.</i>

860
00:27:09,428 --> 00:27:12,263
It's time to see if it
was worth the gamble.

861
00:27:12,264 --> 00:27:13,499
- Henry, can you grab me that--

862
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:14,566
- OK.

863
00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:15,634
- Yeah, right here.

864
00:27:15,767 --> 00:27:17,034
<i>[suspenseful music]</i>

865
00:27:17,035 --> 00:27:19,670
Give me all
the boxes over here.

866
00:27:19,671 --> 00:27:20,772
Open them up.

867
00:27:20,873 --> 00:27:22,273
What is this?

868
00:27:22,274 --> 00:27:24,675
Oh, this is some kind of LEGOs.

869
00:27:24,676 --> 00:27:25,611
Look at that.

870
00:27:25,711 --> 00:27:27,145
This is the bases, I think.

871
00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:28,913
Probably 25 in each box.

872
00:27:28,914 --> 00:27:31,016
I'm gonna say,
conservatively, $1 each.

873
00:27:31,116 --> 00:27:35,419
So $1 apiece, 20, 40,
60, 80, 100, $120.

874
00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:36,488
There we go.

875
00:27:36,588 --> 00:27:39,858
Just like the checkout stand.
$60.

876
00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:43,227
Love it. $60 all day long.

877
00:27:43,228 --> 00:27:44,329
Another $60.

878
00:27:44,429 --> 00:27:45,696
There you go.

879
00:27:45,697 --> 00:27:47,865
Come on, man.
Faster, faster, faster.

880
00:27:47,866 --> 00:27:49,835
Another $60.

881
00:27:49,968 --> 00:27:51,035
Open these up for me.

882
00:27:51,036 --> 00:27:53,272
I gotta see what's in them.

883
00:27:53,405 --> 00:27:54,473
It's a hell of a cushion.

884
00:27:54,606 --> 00:27:56,975
Are these dog beds
for my dogs or what?

885
00:27:57,075 --> 00:27:59,310
Pregnancy pillows?
$10 each.

886
00:27:59,311 --> 00:28:01,712
I guess I'm gonna be in
the pregnancy pillow business.

887
00:28:01,713 --> 00:28:03,715
$10. $10.

888
00:28:03,849 --> 00:28:06,285
Another $20
for pregnancy pillows.

889
00:28:06,385 --> 00:28:09,188
There's at least 50
pregnancy pillows in this unit.

890
00:28:09,321 --> 00:28:11,389
That's $500, baby.

891
00:28:11,390 --> 00:28:12,724
Get it?

892
00:28:12,824 --> 00:28:14,192
So what have we got in here?

893
00:28:14,293 --> 00:28:16,528
Oh, look at that.
Beautiful.

894
00:28:16,628 --> 00:28:18,429
OK, so that sits like that.

895
00:28:18,430 --> 00:28:20,298
You put your lemonade.

896
00:28:20,299 --> 00:28:22,667
That's $100 right there.

897
00:28:22,668 --> 00:28:24,669
Here we go.
Nice dish set.

898
00:28:24,670 --> 00:28:27,305
It is made in Japan.

899
00:28:27,306 --> 00:28:30,642
I'm gonna say, like,
$100 on this set, at least.

900
00:28:30,742 --> 00:28:34,012
OK, Kemper wood chest,
open it up.

901
00:28:34,112 --> 00:28:35,714
Surprise.

902
00:28:35,847 --> 00:28:37,416
What do we got here?

903
00:28:37,516 --> 00:28:40,152
Oh, it's a little bit
of porcelain and stuff in here.

904
00:28:40,252 --> 00:28:43,589
Look at this,
inlaid jewelry box.

905
00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:46,257
This is gonna be, like,
a six-panel screen,

906
00:28:46,258 --> 00:28:48,427
all inlaid, mother of pearl.

907
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,461
So I'm gonna say
there's probably $100

908
00:28:50,462 --> 00:28:53,064
worth of collectibles in here.

909
00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:56,233
And then the chest alone,
feeling's right,

910
00:28:56,234 --> 00:28:58,869
probably out of
the '60s or '70s.

911
00:28:58,870 --> 00:29:00,671
Easily, $100 bill.

912
00:29:00,672 --> 00:29:03,275
An antique table here.

913
00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:07,912
What do they call those,
lighthouses or windmills?

914
00:29:07,913 --> 00:29:10,415
That's a $40 bill.

915
00:29:10,515 --> 00:29:11,783
I like it.

916
00:29:11,917 --> 00:29:15,087
1940s Duncan Phyfe mahogany.

917
00:29:15,187 --> 00:29:16,488
$60.

918
00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:18,156
All right, Henry,
just let it roll.

919
00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:20,859
I'm still hoping
for the gold strike.

920
00:29:20,993 --> 00:29:23,462
Oh, look at that.

921
00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:24,930
<i>[echoing slam]</i>

922
00:29:29,001 --> 00:29:30,434
It's kind of a really
cool lamp here.

923
00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:31,069
I don't know
if it's mid-century,

924
00:29:31,336 --> 00:29:33,705
but it does have
an older looking tag.

925
00:29:33,839 --> 00:29:36,907
I think that writing
may be Russian.

926
00:29:36,908 --> 00:29:39,244
We have an old
antique phone here.

927
00:29:39,344 --> 00:29:40,911
<i>♪ ♪</i>

928
00:29:40,912 --> 00:29:44,348
Yeah, I think this is
definitely Russian.

929
00:29:44,349 --> 00:29:45,584
I don't know.

930
00:29:45,717 --> 00:29:48,987
I may have to take this box
to get an estimate on it.

931
00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:51,189
Put this over there, Henry.

932
00:29:51,323 --> 00:29:52,991
All right,

933
00:29:53,091 --> 00:29:55,394
this is a headboard turned
sideways, black lacquer.

934
00:29:55,494 --> 00:29:57,262
This is probably the dresser.

935
00:29:57,396 --> 00:29:59,331
Black lacquer
is pretty popular.

936
00:29:59,431 --> 00:30:01,233
That's gonna be about $200.

937
00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:04,469
This old dresser
cleaned up, $150.

938
00:30:04,603 --> 00:30:07,306
And another $100 worth
of miscellaneous.

939
00:30:07,439 --> 00:30:11,476
So, all in all, I think
I got my money back so far.

940
00:30:11,610 --> 00:30:13,612
Now, I got to phone
a comrade

941
00:30:13,712 --> 00:30:15,113
to tell me more
about these items.

942
00:30:15,247 --> 00:30:18,115
I don't know about you guys,
but I'm exhausted.

943
00:30:18,116 --> 00:30:20,818
I'm getting out of here.
I'll see you later.

944
00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:23,188
<i>♪ ♪</i>

945
00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:25,190
- Oh, here we go.

946
00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:26,658
<i>I'm meeting with
weapons expert</i>

947
00:30:26,792 --> 00:30:29,260
<i>and owner of Collectors
Armoury, Joseph Bell.</i>

948
00:30:29,261 --> 00:30:30,529
<i>I figured he might know
a thing or two</i>

949
00:30:30,629 --> 00:30:31,997
<i>about this wooden stick.</i>

950
00:30:32,097 --> 00:30:33,865
Hopefully, it doesn't
leave me stumped.

951
00:30:33,999 --> 00:30:35,300
<i>♪ ♪</i>

952
00:30:35,434 --> 00:30:37,268
Joseph.

953
00:30:37,269 --> 00:30:38,869
Joseph!

954
00:30:38,870 --> 00:30:40,471
- Yes, sir.
- How are you doing today? -

955
00:30:40,472 --> 00:30:42,708
Doing pretty good today.
- I brought something here.

956
00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:46,078
To me, it looks like
some type of club or--

957
00:30:46,211 --> 00:30:48,512
- Well, that's obvious.
Yeah, it is a club.

958
00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:52,583
What you have there is
commonly known in the West

959
00:30:52,584 --> 00:30:54,819
as a rifle stock club.

960
00:30:54,820 --> 00:30:56,421
These are from Fiji.

961
00:30:56,555 --> 00:31:00,125
This particular style is
used as a status symbol.

962
00:31:00,225 --> 00:31:02,461
A chief or
an esteemed warrior

963
00:31:02,594 --> 00:31:04,628
would carry these
around the village,

964
00:31:04,629 --> 00:31:08,433
showing his power
as a warrior and a leader.

965
00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:09,634
- What kind of wood is that?

966
00:31:09,768 --> 00:31:11,737
[Joseph] Tropical hardwood
of some sort,

967
00:31:11,837 --> 00:31:14,106
usually from a root cluster

968
00:31:14,239 --> 00:31:17,274
on a very serious, heavy tree.

969
00:31:17,275 --> 00:31:21,613
And they carve this area here
from the joint

970
00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:23,749
at the ground level.

971
00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:25,984
They still make them
for the tourist trade,

972
00:31:26,118 --> 00:31:31,556
but this one has some actual
patina and age look to it.

973
00:31:31,656 --> 00:31:34,425
So it's probably 19th century.

974
00:31:34,426 --> 00:31:35,861
- It's amazing how thick it is.
[Joseph] Yeah.

975
00:31:35,994 --> 00:31:36,862
[Ivy] It's like
the end of a baseball bat,

976
00:31:36,995 --> 00:31:38,230
not the beginning.

977
00:31:38,363 --> 00:31:41,866
- Well, Fijians are like
a lot of Pacific Islanders.

978
00:31:41,867 --> 00:31:44,068
They have a very large stature.

979
00:31:44,069 --> 00:31:45,236
- Like the big Tongans.

980
00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:48,907
[Joseph] Big, heavy guys,
6' foot, 6", 350 pounds.

981
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:50,442
- Yeah.

982
00:31:50,542 --> 00:31:54,946
- They're serious people as far
as being able to, uh, fight.

983
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,281
- Well, I think
I've got big enough

984
00:31:56,381 --> 00:31:57,816
that I can carry that thing.

985
00:31:57,916 --> 00:32:01,786
- Yeah, you could intimidate me
with it, that's for sure.

986
00:32:01,787 --> 00:32:04,589
- That depends on your answer
to my next question, Joe.

987
00:32:04,723 --> 00:32:07,526
Well, I made a long drive here
to see you

988
00:32:07,626 --> 00:32:09,327
for the most important question.

989
00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:10,661
You already know what that is.

990
00:32:10,662 --> 00:32:12,731
- Yeah, I bet you wanna
know what it's worth.

991
00:32:12,831 --> 00:32:14,466
[Ivy] Yeah, I really wanna
know what it's worth.

992
00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:15,834
- Well, let's take a look.

993
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:18,836
Fijian stuff
is relatively rare,

994
00:32:18,837 --> 00:32:23,575
particularly any that have
any natural age or patina.

995
00:32:23,675 --> 00:32:25,110
Good weight.

996
00:32:25,243 --> 00:32:27,511
No serious damage.

997
00:32:27,512 --> 00:32:30,816
I think its value would be--

998
00:32:30,916 --> 00:32:33,118
yeah.

999
00:32:33,218 --> 00:32:35,821
<i>[suspenseful music]</i>

1000
00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,756
I'd say, uh,

1001
00:32:37,856 --> 00:32:40,192
yeah, about $900.

1002
00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:41,793
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

1003
00:32:41,893 --> 00:32:43,027
<i>[Ivy] What a find.</i>

1004
00:32:43,028 --> 00:32:45,530
Now I can celebrate
and go clubbing.

1005
00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:46,631
So you know what?

1006
00:32:46,731 --> 00:32:47,866
I think I'ma go to Fiji.

1007
00:32:47,999 --> 00:32:49,033
I'ma take that,
so they'll think

1008
00:32:49,034 --> 00:32:50,635
I'm like a king or something.

1009
00:32:50,769 --> 00:32:51,803
- [laughs]
They might.

1010
00:32:51,903 --> 00:32:53,371
[Ivy] We don't know him,
but he got the stick,

1011
00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:54,872
so he got the power.

1012
00:32:54,873 --> 00:32:59,511
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1013
00:32:59,644 --> 00:33:01,213
[Emily]
Wow, this place is great.

1014
00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:02,681
This is my kind of shop.

1015
00:33:02,781 --> 00:33:05,517
<i>Today, I'm meeting with
the owner of Gator's Vintage.</i>

1016
00:33:05,617 --> 00:33:07,017
<i>I'm curious if he
can tell me more</i>

1017
00:33:07,018 --> 00:33:08,385
about these jackets I found.

1018
00:33:08,386 --> 00:33:09,688
Hello.

1019
00:33:09,788 --> 00:33:11,188
- Hey, so good to meet you.
- Nice meeting you.

1020
00:33:11,189 --> 00:33:12,389
- Yeah.

1021
00:33:12,390 --> 00:33:13,658
- I got some vintage
Carhartt jackets.

1022
00:33:13,792 --> 00:33:16,595
I don't know much about them,
so I'm hoping you can

1023
00:33:16,695 --> 00:33:18,462
kind of give me some answers.
- Yeah.

1024
00:33:18,463 --> 00:33:23,068
Maybe, let's start on
the just simple J97.

1025
00:33:23,201 --> 00:33:26,470
Someone did a lot of work
in this thing.

1026
00:33:26,471 --> 00:33:28,873
So for the first a hundred years
of Carhartt's history,

1027
00:33:28,874 --> 00:33:30,275
it was a workwear brand.

1028
00:33:30,408 --> 00:33:34,012
They ran through both
World Wars, producing uniforms.

1029
00:33:34,112 --> 00:33:36,914
They produced clothing
for American workers

1030
00:33:36,915 --> 00:33:38,115
on the railways.

1031
00:33:38,116 --> 00:33:41,386
But around the 1980s,
jackets like this

1032
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,088
began to be fashionable.

1033
00:33:43,188 --> 00:33:45,557
This is a pretty good example
of a Carhartt jacket,

1034
00:33:45,657 --> 00:33:47,658
and it's not too shredded.

1035
00:33:47,659 --> 00:33:49,227
- Does that add
to the character?

1036
00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:50,861
Or is it more like
they want them

1037
00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:52,663
in pristine mint condition?

1038
00:33:52,664 --> 00:33:54,366
- So even though
it's really distressed,

1039
00:33:54,466 --> 00:33:57,469
it doesn't really take away
from the value that much.

1040
00:33:57,602 --> 00:33:59,204
And there's gonna be
a certain subset

1041
00:33:59,304 --> 00:34:01,072
of vintage buyers
who are really interested

1042
00:34:01,206 --> 00:34:03,642
in having a piece
that was this original

1043
00:34:03,742 --> 00:34:05,510
and this distressed.

1044
00:34:05,644 --> 00:34:07,145
That's one fun little detail,
if you wanna see

1045
00:34:07,279 --> 00:34:08,914
what the original color
looks like.

1046
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:11,749
This was snapped for
the entire time it was worn.

1047
00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:13,183
[Emily] So that's
the real color.

1048
00:34:13,184 --> 00:34:14,286
[Gator]
That's the original-- yeah,

1049
00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:15,986
the original color underneath.

1050
00:34:15,987 --> 00:34:17,822
- You can add that
as, what, a sun--

1051
00:34:17,956 --> 00:34:19,790
[Gator] Sun faded.
- Yeah, OK.

1052
00:34:19,791 --> 00:34:21,426
See?
I know the lingo.

1053
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,929
- And then from the late
'80s to the 1990s,

1054
00:34:24,029 --> 00:34:27,499
Carhartt made these,
like, Aztec-style jackets,

1055
00:34:27,632 --> 00:34:31,268
a little bit more fashionable
than utilitarian.

1056
00:34:31,269 --> 00:34:35,105
A lot of rappers wore them,
like Wu-Tang Clan, Eazy-E.

1057
00:34:35,106 --> 00:34:36,707
But you know,
it's still duck canvas.

1058
00:34:36,708 --> 00:34:37,908
It's still solid.

1059
00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:40,812
Condition seems really
good on this guy.

1060
00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:42,347
A couple holes.

1061
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,016
All the elastic
seems really good.

1062
00:34:45,116 --> 00:34:46,350
Yeah, this is in,
actually, really,

1063
00:34:46,351 --> 00:34:48,419
really good shape for the era.
- Awesome.

1064
00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:49,987
Great. Cool.
[Gator] Yeah.

1065
00:34:49,988 --> 00:34:51,590
That's their jacket.

1066
00:34:51,723 --> 00:34:53,658
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1067
00:34:53,792 --> 00:34:56,427
Whoa, Stussy
collaboration jacket.

1068
00:34:56,428 --> 00:34:58,462
These are exceedingly rare.

1069
00:34:58,463 --> 00:35:00,097
Like, really, really rare.

1070
00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:04,268
So in the like early 1990s,
just for a couple years,

1071
00:35:04,269 --> 00:35:06,638
Stussy would buy
Carhartt blanks

1072
00:35:06,738 --> 00:35:08,907
and embroider their name
on them.

1073
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,475
This was not, like,
actual official collaboration

1074
00:35:11,476 --> 00:35:14,546
between the two brands, but
he did sell these at his shop.

1075
00:35:14,679 --> 00:35:15,814
- OK.

1076
00:35:15,914 --> 00:35:17,514
[Gator] I've seen
this exact jacket

1077
00:35:17,515 --> 00:35:19,985
on eBay sell

1078
00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:23,021
around $4,000.

1079
00:35:23,154 --> 00:35:26,223
- So you're telling me, I have
a $4,000 jacket right here?

1080
00:35:26,224 --> 00:35:27,825
<i>[suspenseful music]</i>

1081
00:35:27,826 --> 00:35:31,529
- Unfortunately, I might have
some bad news for you, though.

1082
00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:33,031
<i>[echoing slam]</i>

1083
00:35:37,602 --> 00:35:38,669
- [sighs]

1084
00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:40,471
- I believe this jacket
is a reproduction.

1085
00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:42,374
- Wow.
[Gator] Sorry. Sorry about that.

1086
00:35:42,474 --> 00:35:43,874
- That sucks.

1087
00:35:43,875 --> 00:35:46,077
[Gator] Yeah, if you look
at the buttons right here,

1088
00:35:46,211 --> 00:35:47,679
do you see how clean
that looks?

1089
00:35:47,779 --> 00:35:48,747
- Yeah.

1090
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:50,948
- 25 years of wear
tends to make

1091
00:35:50,949 --> 00:35:53,584
a button look like this,
a little bit of fading

1092
00:35:53,585 --> 00:35:55,586
on it, oxidization.

1093
00:35:55,587 --> 00:35:57,689
- Yeah, it's a huge difference.

1094
00:35:57,789 --> 00:36:00,625
- The zipper feels
a little bit cheaper.

1095
00:36:00,759 --> 00:36:03,328
And from what
I understand about Carhartt,

1096
00:36:03,428 --> 00:36:05,629
this sort of, like,
polyester size label

1097
00:36:05,630 --> 00:36:07,666
would be really,
really non-traditional.

1098
00:36:07,799 --> 00:36:09,834
<i>[Emily] I thought I struck
gold with this jacket.</i>

1099
00:36:09,968 --> 00:36:12,070
Looks like I got
duped by a dupe.

1100
00:36:12,203 --> 00:36:14,905
All right, so how much do I have
in all three jackets?

1101
00:36:14,906 --> 00:36:16,574
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1102
00:36:16,674 --> 00:36:19,244
[Gator] In terms of the J97,

1103
00:36:19,344 --> 00:36:23,014
in my shop, I would probably
value this around--

1104
00:36:23,114 --> 00:36:26,750
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1105
00:36:26,751 --> 00:36:28,620
$200.
- Great.

1106
00:36:28,753 --> 00:36:30,088
[Gator] Yeah.
- Cool.

1107
00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:32,424
[Gator] And then in terms
of the Aztec jacket,

1108
00:36:32,557 --> 00:36:35,426
this is gonna be the most
valuable piece in the lot.

1109
00:36:35,427 --> 00:36:38,063
I would probably put
a value of around--

1110
00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:39,864
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1111
00:36:39,998 --> 00:36:43,034
I'd say you have around,
like, $450 on it.

1112
00:36:43,168 --> 00:36:44,435
- OK, awesome.

1113
00:36:44,436 --> 00:36:46,270
[Gator] So sorry again
about the Stussy jacket.

1114
00:36:46,271 --> 00:36:47,439
[Emily] It's OK.

1115
00:36:47,572 --> 00:36:49,240
It'll be good for those
cold auction mornings.

1116
00:36:49,340 --> 00:36:50,442
It's cool.

1117
00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:51,910
- Yeah,
it's nice looking, you know?

1118
00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:53,511
And maybe from a distance,

1119
00:36:53,645 --> 00:36:55,680
someone will think you have
a $4,000 jacket on.

1120
00:36:55,780 --> 00:36:57,082
- Exactly.
[Gator] So...

1121
00:36:57,182 --> 00:37:02,386
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1122
00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:04,588
- I guess this is the place.

1123
00:37:04,589 --> 00:37:07,024
<i>I'm bringing my Russian
antiques to Charles Phoenix</i>

1124
00:37:07,025 --> 00:37:08,593
<i>at Sunbeam Vintage.</i>

1125
00:37:08,693 --> 00:37:11,229
Apparently,
he's the king of kitsch.

1126
00:37:11,362 --> 00:37:12,797
- We've never met before.
I'm Charles.

1127
00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:14,032
[Dave] David.
- Nice to meet you.

1128
00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:15,499
- Nice to meet you.
This place is beautiful.

1129
00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:17,235
- Yeah, Sunbeam Vintage.
[Dave] Love it.

1130
00:37:17,368 --> 00:37:20,004
Let's see if this
stuff will be "Putin"

1131
00:37:20,105 --> 00:37:22,307
some more money in my pocket.

1132
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:23,374
[Charles]
Let's start with this.

1133
00:37:23,475 --> 00:37:24,476
[Dave] OK.

1134
00:37:24,609 --> 00:37:25,909
[Charles]
Oh, wait, what is this?

1135
00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:28,713
I thought this was
a television, but I'm wrong.

1136
00:37:28,847 --> 00:37:31,616
Well, this doesn't go with this
'cause this isn't this.

1137
00:37:31,716 --> 00:37:33,318
Oh, oh, oh, wait a minute now.

1138
00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:34,752
[Dave] It's a radio on top.

1139
00:37:34,853 --> 00:37:37,355
- I better wake up and smell
the radio and the television.

1140
00:37:37,455 --> 00:37:39,157
And this is it right here.

1141
00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,226
Can we read anything on it?
No.

1142
00:37:41,359 --> 00:37:42,994
- And, unfortunately,
I never studied Russian.

1143
00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:44,628
- And then what's this?

1144
00:37:44,629 --> 00:37:45,830
[Dave] Look it, that's for a--
[Charles] Oh, wait.

1145
00:37:45,964 --> 00:37:47,898
[Dave]--car now.
[Charles] It is for the car.

1146
00:37:47,899 --> 00:37:50,335
Oh, and that-- OK,
the plot just thickened.

1147
00:37:50,435 --> 00:37:52,203
This will work in the car.
- Damn.

1148
00:37:52,303 --> 00:37:53,837
- You plug that
into the cigarette lighter.

1149
00:37:53,838 --> 00:37:55,874
Cars don't even have
cigarette lighters anymore.

1150
00:37:56,007 --> 00:37:57,908
But, you know,
old cars had

1151
00:37:57,909 --> 00:37:59,676
four cigarette lighters,
one for everybody.

1152
00:37:59,677 --> 00:38:00,677
- And ashtrays.

1153
00:38:00,678 --> 00:38:02,113
[Charles] And ashtrays.

1154
00:38:02,247 --> 00:38:03,882
So you could drive around and
just smoke and drive around.

1155
00:38:03,982 --> 00:38:05,315
Just smoke and
drive around, yeah.

1156
00:38:05,316 --> 00:38:07,318
And now we have a telephone.

1157
00:38:07,418 --> 00:38:10,288
It looks like a telephone
had a baby with a piano.

1158
00:38:10,388 --> 00:38:11,623
These probably light up.

1159
00:38:11,756 --> 00:38:13,824
And, yeah, these are
all the different lines.

1160
00:38:13,825 --> 00:38:15,193
So, like, if, you know,

1161
00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:17,628
the president is calling you,
remember dialing?

1162
00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:18,629
Hello?
- I do.

1163
00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:19,664
I'm old enough for that.

1164
00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:21,032
[Charles] Remember, like,
prank phone calls?

1165
00:38:21,166 --> 00:38:23,134
You'd just dial a liquor store.

1166
00:38:23,234 --> 00:38:25,068
And do you have
Prince Albert in a can?

1167
00:38:25,069 --> 00:38:26,337
And they'd say, yes, we do.

1168
00:38:26,437 --> 00:38:28,273
And then-- then you'd say,
you better let him out.

1169
00:38:28,406 --> 00:38:29,873
And then you slam
the phone down.

1170
00:38:29,874 --> 00:38:32,644
Prank phone calls
have been lost--

1171
00:38:32,744 --> 00:38:34,546
- Forever.
[Charles] Forever.

1172
00:38:34,679 --> 00:38:36,481
OK, so last but not least,

1173
00:38:36,581 --> 00:38:38,348
where do we begin
to behold the glory

1174
00:38:38,349 --> 00:38:40,150
of how much
we all seriously--

1175
00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:41,985
no matter where
in the world you are,

1176
00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:44,389
everybody loves
a Sputnik fixture.

1177
00:38:44,522 --> 00:38:45,989
So this could go on a wall.

1178
00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:46,958
It could go on a ceiling.

1179
00:38:47,058 --> 00:38:49,026
It could go on a table.

1180
00:38:49,027 --> 00:38:50,128
It could go on the whatever.

1181
00:38:50,228 --> 00:38:51,428
It could go on your head.

1182
00:38:51,429 --> 00:38:53,031
This is a superstar.

1183
00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:54,566
- Why do you call it Sputnik?

1184
00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:57,001
- Well, it's the classic term
for the "Sputnik,"

1185
00:38:57,101 --> 00:39:00,338
which is the satellite that the
Russians sent in to outer space

1186
00:39:00,438 --> 00:39:03,641
in 1957 in the race for space.

1187
00:39:03,741 --> 00:39:07,278
But, you know, we won
because we landed on the moon--

1188
00:39:07,412 --> 00:39:09,347
ha-ha-- and they didn't.

1189
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:11,082
There's so much going for this.

1190
00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:12,750
Obviously, it's missing
a couple light bulbs.

1191
00:39:12,884 --> 00:39:13,951
No big deal.

1192
00:39:13,952 --> 00:39:15,153
And then these
decorative knobs.

1193
00:39:15,253 --> 00:39:16,386
Needs a little polish.

1194
00:39:16,387 --> 00:39:17,621
Needs a little detail.

1195
00:39:17,622 --> 00:39:18,990
Easy breezy.

1196
00:39:19,123 --> 00:39:21,926
Not to mention the fact that
it is on a turquoise base.

1197
00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:25,462
And turquoise is absolutely
100% classic

1198
00:39:25,463 --> 00:39:27,432
in the realm
of the space age era.

1199
00:39:27,565 --> 00:39:28,833
Mid-century modern.

1200
00:39:28,933 --> 00:39:30,034
I mean, this is
a little more, like,

1201
00:39:30,168 --> 00:39:32,669
streamlined,
"mo-dern" kind of art deco-ey,

1202
00:39:32,670 --> 00:39:35,773
but still fits into
the mid-century aesthetic.

1203
00:39:35,874 --> 00:39:37,775
- "Mo-dern."
I never heard that word.

1204
00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:39,110
- Mid-century "mo-dern."

1205
00:39:39,244 --> 00:39:40,878
- If it's "mo-dern,"
is it more expensive?

1206
00:39:41,012 --> 00:39:42,513
[Charles] "Mo-dern" does not
make it more expensive.

1207
00:39:42,647 --> 00:39:44,716
"Mo-dern" makes it more
like 1940s or '30s.

1208
00:39:44,849 --> 00:39:46,383
- Gotcha.

1209
00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:49,787
- Mid-century modern is more
like '50s, and '60s, and '70s.

1210
00:39:49,921 --> 00:39:53,190
- Well, what do you think all
this fine quality merchandise

1211
00:39:53,191 --> 00:39:54,492
is worth?

1212
00:39:54,592 --> 00:39:57,528
[Charles] You've got
three Russian pieces here.

1213
00:39:57,629 --> 00:40:02,033
They are, you know,
curiosity pieces, more or less.

1214
00:40:02,133 --> 00:40:05,036
And they're a little dirty.
They need detailing.

1215
00:40:05,169 --> 00:40:07,438
I'd say on a good day,
all cleaned up--

1216
00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:10,475
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1217
00:40:10,608 --> 00:40:12,910
I'd say you're about in the--

1218
00:40:13,044 --> 00:40:15,280
<i>[suspenseful music]</i>

1219
00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:16,913
$500 range.

1220
00:40:16,914 --> 00:40:19,717
- $500 makes my day.

1221
00:40:19,817 --> 00:40:21,052
<i>Mission accomplished.</i>

1222
00:40:21,152 --> 00:40:23,820
Good thing I didn't
Russian to judgment

1223
00:40:23,821 --> 00:40:25,556
and throw this stuff away.

1224
00:40:25,657 --> 00:40:26,823
Well, thank you so much
for the info.

1225
00:40:26,824 --> 00:40:29,193
I'm gonna pack this stuff
and get out of your way.

1226
00:40:29,294 --> 00:40:31,462
[Charles] My pleasure, Dave.

1227
00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:33,230
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

1228
00:40:33,231 --> 00:40:36,334
<i>[Announcer] Emily Pokoj kicked
the competition in Riverside,</i>

1229
00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:40,038
<i>walking away with
nearly $5,000.</i>

1230
00:40:40,171 --> 00:40:44,708
<i>Ivy Calvin clubbed up $1,100.</i>

1231
00:40:44,709 --> 00:40:49,113
<i>Dave Hester limped his way
to $800 rubles,</i>

1232
00:40:49,247 --> 00:40:52,582
<i>while Kenny Crossley
regrettably fell short,</i>

1233
00:40:52,583 --> 00:40:57,221
<i>but pushed his luck
one more time.</i>

1234
00:40:57,355 --> 00:40:59,022
[Kenny] [groans]

1235
00:40:59,023 --> 00:41:01,659
Guess who's back?

1236
00:41:01,793 --> 00:41:03,428
[rings doorbell]

1237
00:41:03,561 --> 00:41:05,930
<i>[mischievous music]</i>

1238
00:41:06,030 --> 00:41:07,665
Family.
- Kenny.

1239
00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:09,100
[Kenny] Guess who's back?

1240
00:41:09,233 --> 00:41:10,535
[Laura]
What are you doing here?

1241
00:41:10,635 --> 00:41:12,470
- I brought some gifts
'cause since you made

1242
00:41:12,603 --> 00:41:14,972
that bomb ass
caramel "macchiaco" last time.

1243
00:41:15,073 --> 00:41:16,674
- Right on.
So what you doing?

1244
00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:17,874
- Oh, my God, I love it.

1245
00:41:17,875 --> 00:41:19,243
[Kenny] I thought
I'd come spend about

1246
00:41:19,344 --> 00:41:20,877
three weeks with y'all
since the doors are open.

1247
00:41:20,878 --> 00:41:22,880
[Dan] You know what?
Your timing couldn't be better.

1248
00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:25,016
Laura's got me doing
Honeydew Weekend.

1249
00:41:25,116 --> 00:41:26,250
You're not afraid
of heights, right?

1250
00:41:26,351 --> 00:41:27,552
[Kenny] Hell, yeah.

1251
00:41:27,685 --> 00:41:28,886
- Well, you're not gonna be
after today 'cause

1252
00:41:28,986 --> 00:41:30,220
I'ma put you up
on that ladder,

1253
00:41:30,221 --> 00:41:31,589
and we're gonna switch out
all those bulbs.

1254
00:41:31,723 --> 00:41:33,358
And then we're gonna put
some Christmas lights up.

1255
00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:34,859
- And that loose tile.
Don't forget that.

1256
00:41:34,992 --> 00:41:36,527
[Dan] If you'd fix that,
that'd be great.

1257
00:41:36,627 --> 00:41:37,829
[Laura] And you know what else?

1258
00:41:37,962 --> 00:41:40,131
You could sit on bear watch
tonight with Danny.

1259
00:41:40,231 --> 00:41:41,432
Oh, my God, you guys
could take turns.

1260
00:41:41,532 --> 00:41:42,433
- Bears?
- So come on in.

1261
00:41:42,533 --> 00:41:43,935
- Oh, you know what, bruh?

1262
00:41:44,035 --> 00:41:47,338
I just remember, today is
the wrong time and wrong day.

1263
00:41:47,438 --> 00:41:48,573
I'll see y'all
in about two weeks.

1264
00:41:48,673 --> 00:41:49,674
I'll be back.

1265
00:41:49,807 --> 00:41:51,242
[Dan] Watch yourself.
- Thanks, Kenny.

1266
00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:52,476
We'll see you next week.

1267
00:41:52,477 --> 00:41:53,511
[Kenny] Yeah, I'll be back.

1268
00:41:53,644 --> 00:41:55,680
- Glad we got out of that.

1269
00:41:55,780 --> 00:41:57,281
- The hell are they talking
about, bear watch?

1270
00:41:57,382 --> 00:41:58,816
What kind of bull[bleep]?

1271
00:41:58,916 --> 00:42:01,552
Man, I ain't got time to be
fooling with no damn bears.

1272
00:42:01,652 --> 00:42:02,820
<i>[echoing slam]</i>