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♪ Christmas, Christmas♪
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♪ Christmas♪
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♪ Well, it's Christmas time,
pretty baby♪
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♪ And the snow is falling on the ground♪
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♪ Christmas, Christmas♪
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♪ Well, it's Christmas time,
pretty baby♪
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♪ And the snow is on the ground♪
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♪ Christmas, Christmas♪
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♪ Well, you be a real good little girl♪
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♪ Santa Claus is back in town♪
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♪ Christmas, Christmas♪
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♪ Got no sleigh with reindeer
No sack on my back♪
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♪ You're gonna see me comin'
In a big black Cadillac♪
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♪ Whoa, it's Christmas time,
pretty baby♪
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♪ And the snow is falling on the ground♪
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♪ Christmas, Christmas♪
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♪ Well, you be a real good little baby
Santa Claus is back in town♪
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♪ Christmas♪
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- What the fuck?
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♪ Hang up your pretty stockings
And turn off the light♪
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♪ Down your chimney tonight
Ooh♪
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You think I want this piece of shit?
Fuck you!
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♪ And the snow is falling on the ground♪
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- ♪ Well, you be a real good little baby ♪
- Hey, hey, hey!
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- Get away!
- FUCK you!
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Horny drunk!
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♪ Christmas, Christmas, Christmas♪
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♪ Christmas, Christmas♪
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Let's just say my whole life
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has been one long fucking
miserable nightmare most of the time.
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And pure shit on a good day.
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Goddamn it.
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Yeah, I guess there have been
a few dull bright spots here and there.
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Fuck it.
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Like a piece of ass
who didn't look me in the eye
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or wanna show me pictures
of her fucking vacation.
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Or a good drunk
when I didn't choke on my own vomit.
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- Ah!
- I even almost had a friend once.
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Sure, he was a mouth-breathing,
snot dripping 8-year-old
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who couldn't find his fat ass
with both hands,
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but he was clueless enough to think
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I wasn't the worthless piece of shit
everybody else thinks I am.
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Including me.
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I also found what was the closest thing
I ever had to an actual girlfriend.
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She liked the job I had at the time,
especially while I was in uniform.
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Sounds like a happy ending, don't it?
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- But, you see...
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...you can only puke in somebody's lap
so many times
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before the romance takes a shit.
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And the kid,
he still creeps around every now and then
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and I still chase him off.
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For his own good.
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So you see, happy endings are bullshit.
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Actually, there aren't such things
as endings at all,
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because when some shit gets over with,
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some other whole thing starts
that sucks ass.
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Merry fucking Christmas.
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♪ Oh, there's no place like home
For the holidays♪
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♪ 'Cause no matter
how far away you roam♪
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♪ When you pine for the sunshine
Of a friendly gaze♪
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♪ For the holidays
You can't beat home sweet home♪
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♪ I met a man who lives in Tennessee♪
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♪ And he was headin' for Pennsylvania♪
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♪ And some homemade pumpkin pie♪
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♪ From Pennsylvania folks are trav'ling♪
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♪ Down to Dixie's sunny shore♪
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- ♪ From Atlantic to Pacific ♪
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♪ Gee, the traffic is terrific♪
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Goddamn it.
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♪ Oh, there's no place like home
For the holidays♪
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♪ For the holidays♪
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♪ You can't beat home sweet home♪
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Willie?
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Willie? It's me, Thurman.
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Willie, what are you doing?
Did you get yourself stuck up there?
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Okay, I'll go. But this package
came to my house for you, Willie.
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There's a lot of money in it.
And a phone.
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And a note.
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What? Chair!
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- Chair?
- Chair!
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Chair.
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Give me the goddamn chair.
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Willie, you fell.
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Goddamn. Are you
a complete fucking retard?
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No. The Hungry Hoagies people tested me.
I'm top of the spectrum.
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So they made me
a full-time sandwich consultant.
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- Well, I'm glad you followed your passion.
- What's that smell?
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Is the oven on?
Are you making Hot Pockets?
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We do hot sandwiches
at Hungry Hoagies now.
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But I always burn my hand
getting them out of oven.
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Darlene says I should put butter
on my hand, but that's stupid.
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We only put butter on food.
Hand isn't food.
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♪ Merry Merry Christmas♪
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♪ Christmas everywhere♪
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♪ Merry Merry Christmas♪
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I know we left on bad terms.
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But you gotta understand,
it was only business.
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We were partners.
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And I broke that sacred bond.
It's not an excuse.
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But Lois got all up in my kitchen.
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Crazy bitch had me all turned around
with her magical Laotian pussy.
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- Don't blame it on the snapper.
- I was pussy-blind. I'm ashamed.
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You tried to murder me, you little prick.
Remember that?
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And not with some
little nubbin-dick gun,
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but with adult
man-sized bullets.
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- And now I'm here to make it up to you.
- Why are you even out of the joint anyway?
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Some pity case
on account of you're a genetic defect?
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You know, they used to
sterilize guys like you.
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Keep the world from becoming
some Negro Land of Oz.
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Shut the fuck up!
Early release. Overcrowding.
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Well, it must've been packed to the gills
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if they couldn't cram
your three-foot ass in there.
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We got a job, Willie. That two grand
is just to show I'm serious.
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Can you still crack a safe?
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Or did you get carpal tunnel
from jacking off?
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- I can crack just fine, thanks.
- I'm talking millions this time.
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- Where at?
- Chi-Town.
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I thought you were all done
with the gooks.
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Chicago, you racist moron fuck!
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I got an associate out there
who has got this thing all lined up.
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- What associate?
- I'm not at liberty to disclose just yet.
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But they know your work.
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And they want to bring us in and put us up
in some fine-ass metropolitan digs
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and finance the whole operation.
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You're outta your fucking skull.
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What are you gonna do?
Try and kill yourself again?
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That's none of your
goddamn business what I do.
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Don't let the door hit you in the ass.
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Or I won't let it hit me in the ass.
Whatever the fuck it is.
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Did you
even score once while I was away?
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I'm talking two mil here.
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That's a lot of fat-ass bitches
and whiskey.
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Fuck you.
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Why do you have to go so soon?
We just got back together.
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Cut that shit out.
We're not back together.
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Guess you don't know what today is.
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I don't even know
what fucking year it is, kid.
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It's my birthday.
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- Today is your fucking birthday?
- Uh-huh.
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I'm 21. Officially a man.
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Goddamn. You're 21 already.
That's creepy.
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- Are you still gonna pop my cherry?
- Am I gonna what?
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No! Fuck no!
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But you said that when I was 21
that you'd pop my cherry.
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I said I'd get it done by somebody else.
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Besides that, I'm a fucking guy.
You didn't turn funny, did you?
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Am I funny?
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So you haven't done it with anybody yet.
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Not a man or a woman
or an animal or anything.
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No, I waited for you.
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- But surely, you jerked off or...
- You mean masturbate, don't you?
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Well, if you wanna be scientific,
yeah, I guess so.
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My friend Ronnie says,
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it's when you play with your wiener
and think about your mother.
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I did it once, but it felt weird.
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She's in heaven with God,
you know. Watching me.
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Okay, so here's how it's gonna go down.
He's already asked me where his cherry is.
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So you could tell him
to put his dick in your purse
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and he wouldn't know
any fucking difference.
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It's gonna be the easiest 20 bucks
you ever made.
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Twenty bucks?
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You must be high
on some strong shit, Willie.
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A hundred. Or I'm gonna carry my ass
outta this old piece of a room right now.
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All right.
Fifty, or I'll just go get your mother.
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Sixty.
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All right.
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And nothing up my ass.
You done took all that, Willie.
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Okay.
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Well, let's get to it.
I gotta pick up my grandson from ballet.
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- Can I fix you a sandwich?
- No.
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- I got your sandwich, baby.
- Willie, I made you a sandwich.
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I ain't sticking around.
Just give it to Opal after.
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Now, listen, here's how it works.
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She's gonna pull her rig off.
And she's gonna get on all fours.
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Now, you stand behind her
and drop your rig.
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Then, you're gonna see something that
looks like some kind of Japanese food.
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It ain't, so don't eat it.
That's the bulls-eye.
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Then you just start tugging
on your little soldier.
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Wait till he gets to attention,
then poke him in there.
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Keep poking it in there till he spits up.
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You're gonna need a raincoat.
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She'll have one,
so don't worry about that.
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As soon as you're done,
run to the bathroom, wash your crotch.
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That way, you don't wake up wondering
why you got oatmeal in your carpet.
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Breathe through your mouth
so that you don't puke.
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Shouldn't be a problem for you.
You got it?
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- You got 60 bucks?
- No.
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- What you got?
- I have $20.
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Keep it down.
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- I have 20.
- Give it to her after.
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- Later, Opal.
- Mm-hmm.
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Come on, baby. Come on.
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Get a bite of this pumpernickel bread.
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Damn it, Willie. Hurry up!
We're gonna miss our train.
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You see me walking backwards, asshole?
I'm coming.
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Kid, get over here
and take your pants off.
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No!
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Ah, fuck.
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♪ Sleigh bells ring
Are you listening?♪
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♪ In the lane snow is glistening♪
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♪ A beautiful sight
We're happy tonight♪
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♪ Walking in a winter wonderland♪
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♪ Gone away is the bluebird
In his place is a new bird♪
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Here's your ID.
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- "Randall Cook"?
- What the fuck wrong with that?
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Randall sounds Irish.
I want something whiter.
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I'm Davis, you're Cook.
End of fucking story.
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You got one job this time. Open a safe.
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Till then, just keep your drunken
deviant fucking mouth shut.
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You know what you need?
You need some pussy.
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I'll see if I can find you
a cat somewhere.
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Put that shit away.
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"Giving City Foundation.
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Bringing food and shelter
to those in need."
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Hold the fucking phone.
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I traveled all the way across the country
to rob a goddamn charity?
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Why? You got a problem with that?
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Yeah, you damn right
I got a problem with it.
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No way these assholes
have 2 million bucks.
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Will you keep it down, man. Moron.
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I don't know.
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- I see they made you some chairs already.
- Fuck you.
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He's Cook. I'm Davis.
We're here for the orientation.
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Empty your pockets.
Place any metal items in the tray.
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What's that?
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- Cough medicine.
- Let me see that.
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That's a level three contraband.
I'm gonna have to compensate that.
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The fuck you are.
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All right, big shot.
You can stay out here with your GD flask.
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- We'll get it on the way out.
- Gina!
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Show these boys to the line-up.
They're late.
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Meeting started ten minutes ago.
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But I think I can sneak you guys in.
Come on.
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- Hey, Diane! I got two more.
- Come on in, fellas.
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- Goddamn.
- That's Diane Hastings.
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She and her husband run the joint.
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So like I was saying,
finish filling out these forms
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and you can drop them off
at the front desk, please.
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And then, you can go to the common room
and pick up your uniforms.
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00:13:44,325 --> 00:13:47,078
I bet that pussy got lips
like an orangutan.
241
00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:52,750
- Excuse me, Mr...
- Um, Cook. Randall Cook.
242
00:13:52,834 --> 00:13:55,712
- What's up?
- Have you been drinking?
243
00:13:56,754 --> 00:13:59,465
Uh, I don't know. Some vodka...
244
00:13:59,549 --> 00:14:02,760
Because we don't allow alcohol
or drugs of any kind at Giving City.
245
00:14:02,844 --> 00:14:03,928
Why's that?
246
00:14:04,012 --> 00:14:08,391
You may not be aware of this, Mr. Cook,
but we're a charity.
247
00:14:08,474 --> 00:14:10,494
When you walk out those doors,
you're representing us.
248
00:14:10,518 --> 00:14:14,439
- So please try and make us look good.
- Oh, we'll make you look great.
249
00:14:14,522 --> 00:14:16,607
- Promise.
- Yeah.
250
00:14:17,942 --> 00:14:19,152
Mmm.
251
00:14:20,695 --> 00:14:21,696
A hard-on?
252
00:14:21,779 --> 00:14:23,114
You sick fuck.
253
00:14:23,197 --> 00:14:25,241
I'm the one that's been in prison
for ten years.
254
00:14:25,324 --> 00:14:27,744
It's just a semi.
Don't get all bent out of shape.
255
00:14:27,827 --> 00:14:29,412
Shut the fuck up.
256
00:14:29,495 --> 00:14:31,289
Ho, ho, ho. What's up, Santas?
257
00:14:31,372 --> 00:14:32,772
Hey, don't forget to remind people,
258
00:14:32,832 --> 00:14:35,310
if they don't have cash,
they can always text in their donation.
259
00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:37,378
Give me some. Yeah.
260
00:14:37,462 --> 00:14:39,672
Hey, Di. Is it the midget
that's fully proportional?
261
00:14:39,756 --> 00:14:41,215
- Or is it the dwarf?
- Regent.
262
00:14:41,299 --> 00:14:42,443
- What?
- You can't say that word.
263
00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:44,469
Hey, I'm gonna be home
late again tonight.
264
00:14:44,552 --> 00:14:46,512
End-of-the-year accounting stuff.
265
00:14:46,596 --> 00:14:48,306
See you, babe.
266
00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:50,767
Thank you
for helping us out again.
267
00:14:50,850 --> 00:14:52,685
Goddamn it.
268
00:14:52,769 --> 00:14:54,395
Sir? This way, please.
269
00:14:54,479 --> 00:14:56,814
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it.
Don't be touching me.
270
00:14:56,898 --> 00:14:59,358
- Merry Christmas.
- Yeah, whatever.
271
00:14:59,442 --> 00:15:00,777
Lying little fuck.
272
00:15:00,860 --> 00:15:03,362
You didn't tell me I'd have to get
in the fucking suit again.
273
00:15:03,446 --> 00:15:07,283
I thought it would be a bonus.
And I just wanna remind you of something.
274
00:15:07,366 --> 00:15:10,703
It's Christmas.
A time for forgiveness. For family.
275
00:15:10,787 --> 00:15:12,580
I'm gonna remind you to fuck yourself.
276
00:15:12,663 --> 00:15:15,374
Ronald Davis.
I was told you have a suit to fit me.
277
00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:18,461
Oh, yes. I have it right here.
278
00:15:19,462 --> 00:15:23,424
No. I need a Santa suit.
This is an elf suit.
279
00:15:23,508 --> 00:15:25,134
I'm supposed to be a Santa.
280
00:15:25,218 --> 00:15:28,763
Oh, sorry about the confusion.
That's all we have in your size.
281
00:15:28,846 --> 00:15:35,186
Uh, I do have a gingerbread man costume
in a child's large, if you prefer.
282
00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:36,771
I guess there is a God.
283
00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:38,731
Step right up. Don't be shy.
284
00:15:38,815 --> 00:15:42,860
Shitstick! What's it been?
Fifteen years? Twen...
285
00:15:45,196 --> 00:15:50,409
Well, one thing hasn't changed.
You still hit like your fucking father.
286
00:15:50,493 --> 00:15:54,038
Fucking associate. No goddamn way.
287
00:15:55,540 --> 00:15:58,584
Not working with that poison bitch.
Never again.
288
00:15:58,668 --> 00:16:00,795
You tricked me, you little shithole!
289
00:16:00,878 --> 00:16:02,088
You know fucking well you did.
290
00:16:02,171 --> 00:16:04,382
But I thought your dad
was the one you hated.
291
00:16:04,465 --> 00:16:08,010
I hate him more than anything
in the goddamn world! Except her.
292
00:16:09,804 --> 00:16:11,681
Willie, stop! Willie!
293
00:16:12,765 --> 00:16:15,726
Okay, shitstick, just give me back
the money for the train ticket,
294
00:16:15,810 --> 00:16:16,894
then we're square.
295
00:16:16,978 --> 00:16:20,857
Or you could do your dumb-ass self a favor,
at least hear me out before you quit.
296
00:16:25,778 --> 00:16:28,406
Boy, you been selling
your blood for booze?
297
00:16:28,573 --> 00:16:32,118
You look like a fucking albino scarecrow.
298
00:16:32,201 --> 00:16:35,580
Anyway, still good to see you.
299
00:16:35,663 --> 00:16:37,832
Uh, I can't say I feel the same.
300
00:16:39,876 --> 00:16:42,336
Goddamn, what a shit hole.
301
00:16:42,420 --> 00:16:45,131
- You conned me, you little prick.
- Fuck you!
302
00:16:45,214 --> 00:16:48,092
Make yourselves at home.
Bedroom's mine.
303
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:51,929
That sofa folds out,
so you guys can fight over that.
304
00:16:52,013 --> 00:16:53,848
I got chicken feet in the fridge.
305
00:16:54,599 --> 00:16:58,644
- So that's what smells like nut sack.
- Boy, have a beer.
306
00:17:00,021 --> 00:17:03,608
- I even got minis for the midget.
- Don't you ever fucking call me that.
307
00:17:03,691 --> 00:17:07,236
Hey, listen, little man,
I don't speak politically correct,
308
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:10,740
so if you got a problem with that,
you take it up with the Lollipop Guild.
309
00:17:10,823 --> 00:17:14,410
Shut the hell up!
Just break it down for him, Sunny.
310
00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:16,787
I'll break it down, all right.
311
00:17:16,871 --> 00:17:20,082
Giving City is a charity
at 98 cents every dollar
312
00:17:20,166 --> 00:17:22,001
goes to this A-hole at the top.
313
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:23,586
Regent Hastings.
314
00:17:23,669 --> 00:17:26,756
He takes in tens of thousands
in donations,
315
00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:29,383
and he squirrels them away
in an offshore account.
316
00:17:29,467 --> 00:17:33,930
- And how are you supposed to get it?
- You mean, how are we supposed to get it?
317
00:17:34,013 --> 00:17:38,392
These little buckets here,
they're filled with cash,
318
00:17:38,476 --> 00:17:40,019
up to the brim, every day.
319
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:44,523
And then at night, they store that cash
in the safe in Regent's office.
320
00:17:44,607 --> 00:17:47,818
And that's our target. Right here.
321
00:17:47,902 --> 00:17:50,237
Christmas Eve,
they have a big charity concert.
322
00:17:50,321 --> 00:17:52,490
So while the kids and volunteers
are all singing,
323
00:17:52,573 --> 00:17:55,701
the money's just sitting there,
waiting for an armored transfer.
324
00:17:55,785 --> 00:18:00,206
That's our take window.
Last year, the haul was almost 2 mil.
325
00:18:00,289 --> 00:18:03,626
- And how do you know all this shit?
- Because I work there, dumb-ass.
326
00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:06,349
It's a part of my release from the joint.
I've been there 3 months.
327
00:18:06,379 --> 00:18:08,631
Just did a little digging,
a little Googling,
328
00:18:08,714 --> 00:18:11,884
a dry hand job to Isaac
in Accounting. Boom.
329
00:18:11,968 --> 00:18:13,886
The concert's in five days.
330
00:18:13,970 --> 00:18:16,806
Meantime, we wear the suit,
hit the pavement,
331
00:18:16,889 --> 00:18:19,034
we ring the bell,
just like the rest of the volunteers.
332
00:18:19,058 --> 00:18:20,309
All right.
333
00:18:20,393 --> 00:18:23,854
Well, it looks to me like you jackals
already got the whole job figured out.
334
00:18:23,938 --> 00:18:26,732
What do you need me for?
You can crack a fucking safe.
335
00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:29,902
Well, I'd like to say
it's because I've missed you, my angel.
336
00:18:29,986 --> 00:18:33,447
But I got a touch of the Parkinson's
and my hearing ain't what it used to be,
337
00:18:33,531 --> 00:18:35,366
so I'm gonna need you on the safe.
338
00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:37,576
Mmm.
339
00:18:37,660 --> 00:18:41,205
And when do you pull your little
Roy Rogers pistol out on me again?
340
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:44,333
I said I was sorry.
You gotta let that shit go, Willie!
341
00:18:44,417 --> 00:18:46,335
No, I think I'll hang on to it.
342
00:18:46,419 --> 00:18:47,962
Oh, Christ.
343
00:18:48,045 --> 00:18:50,631
If I cut ties with every numbnut
who tried to shoot me,
344
00:18:51,048 --> 00:18:52,567
I never would've gotten pregnant with you.
345
00:18:52,591 --> 00:18:56,595
Come on, boy.
Be just like old times.
346
00:18:56,679 --> 00:18:58,305
- Old times?
- Mm-hmm.
347
00:18:58,389 --> 00:19:01,892
You mean a living fucking nightmare?
Why didn't you say so? I'm in.
348
00:19:02,685 --> 00:19:05,271
You gotta be shitting me.
Good luck with the shakes.
349
00:19:05,354 --> 00:19:09,316
Willie, come on.
Just give it a chance.
350
00:19:17,867 --> 00:19:20,327
What, you don't trust your mother?
351
00:19:20,411 --> 00:19:22,788
Yeah, I trust her
about as far as I can throw you.
352
00:19:22,872 --> 00:19:25,207
And I trust you
about as far as I can throw her.
353
00:19:25,291 --> 00:19:26,917
Come on, Willie, I need this.
354
00:19:27,001 --> 00:19:30,546
And I know your sorry ass does too.
Look at you, man.
355
00:19:41,932 --> 00:19:44,810
Okay, if you want me in on this,
it's you and me against her.
356
00:19:44,894 --> 00:19:46,312
You got it?
357
00:19:46,395 --> 00:19:49,857
She don't get a fucking nickel
of what's in that safe. Get me?
358
00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:53,527
- We'll cut her out after the grab.
- Damn right.
359
00:20:00,743 --> 00:20:05,456
I knew you couldn't stay away.
You always were your mama's boy.
360
00:20:05,539 --> 00:20:08,125
You just pipe down
about the family stuff, okay?
361
00:20:08,209 --> 00:20:10,503
I'm in this for the dough, period.
You get me?
362
00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:13,339
Well, it's starting to feel
like Christmas.
363
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:17,051
Spare some change.
364
00:20:17,134 --> 00:20:19,929
Think about somebody
besides your fucking selves.
365
00:20:20,012 --> 00:20:22,640
We gotta get eyes on that safe.
Need to know the make.
366
00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:25,267
Now you're asking
the right questions, shitstick.
367
00:20:25,351 --> 00:20:27,394
The trash chute's the best way in.
368
00:20:27,478 --> 00:20:29,198
I'm gonna need a hand
getting into position.
369
00:20:29,230 --> 00:20:31,941
Recon. Good. We'll go tonight.
370
00:20:33,067 --> 00:20:35,236
Look at those cheeks!
371
00:20:36,821 --> 00:20:39,281
That's the ugliest fucking baby
on the planet.
372
00:20:39,365 --> 00:20:41,992
I guess the abortion didn't take.
373
00:20:42,076 --> 00:20:46,497
Well, bless your heart.
Cheap little fucker.
374
00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:48,541
Fucking dimes? Are you shitting me?
375
00:20:48,624 --> 00:20:51,627
- This ain't no strip joint.
- What a fucking Sokes family.
376
00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:54,338
This is what happens
when you screw your cousins.
377
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,507
I taught this muskrat everything he knows.
378
00:20:56,590 --> 00:21:00,386
- Well, you don't know shit, then, do you?
- Hey, listen, before we had midget...
379
00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:04,306
Excuse me... little people, we had Willie.
380
00:21:04,390 --> 00:21:07,643
He was my original elf.
Remember those times, Willie?
381
00:21:07,726 --> 00:21:10,020
There ain't enough booze to forget it.
382
00:21:10,104 --> 00:21:13,315
Well, he'd get panic attacks.
It was embarrassing.
383
00:21:13,399 --> 00:21:17,153
I had to make him stay outside
when I was turning a trick or bowling.
384
00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:20,072
Wait a fucking minute,
you were embarrassed?
385
00:21:20,156 --> 00:21:23,325
Isn't that kind of like the pot
calling the other cot a fuck kettle,
386
00:21:23,409 --> 00:21:25,178
- or whatever it was?
- What the fuck you say?
387
00:21:25,202 --> 00:21:27,580
He's home-schooled.
388
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:33,377
I need a refill.
389
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:37,173
- And another fucking corner.
- Stop it, Willie.
390
00:21:37,256 --> 00:21:40,009
What? We're gonna steal this shit
any fucking way. Who cares?
391
00:21:40,092 --> 00:21:42,887
But if we get fired,
we got no access to the building.
392
00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:46,140
And if we got no access to the building,
we got no access to the safe.
393
00:21:46,223 --> 00:21:47,933
And if we got no access to the safe,
394
00:21:48,017 --> 00:21:52,438
there's no reason for me to be standing
out here, freezing my fucking nuts off.
395
00:21:52,521 --> 00:21:54,040
You mean your nuts
haven't been scraped off
396
00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:56,567
because they're so low
to the ground already?
397
00:21:56,650 --> 00:21:58,611
You know every time you're passed out,
398
00:21:58,694 --> 00:22:01,071
I lay them on your forehead
and take a picture of it.
399
00:22:01,155 --> 00:22:04,241
I got a whole lnstagram of that shit
of me tea-bagging you.
400
00:22:04,325 --> 00:22:07,828
Four thousand followers and counting,
motherfucker. Ha-ha!
401
00:22:09,205 --> 00:22:11,516
Well, knock yourselves out.
I'm getting the fuck out of here.
402
00:22:11,540 --> 00:22:13,709
Aw, come on,
we're having family time here.
403
00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:17,713
He's always been too goddamn soft.
Probably because he was born early.
404
00:22:17,796 --> 00:22:21,342
Hell, I didn't even know
I'd given birth until I tripped over him.
405
00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:28,849
- Hello.
- Hi, Willie.
406
00:22:28,933 --> 00:22:30,476
Kid, how'd you get my number?
407
00:22:30,559 --> 00:22:31,894
The cherry pop lady
gave it to me.
408
00:22:31,977 --> 00:22:32,978
Oh, Jesus.
409
00:22:33,062 --> 00:22:35,773
I cleaned your apartment, Willie.
And I fed your insects.
410
00:22:35,856 --> 00:22:37,316
They're getting really big.
411
00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:38,960
Do you want me to get you
a Christmas tree?
412
00:22:38,984 --> 00:22:42,279
- What? Why would I want a tree?
- So we can spend Christmas together.
413
00:22:42,363 --> 00:22:43,989
I'm in fucking Chicago, kid.
414
00:22:44,907 --> 00:22:46,507
So you're not coming back for Christmas?
415
00:22:46,575 --> 00:22:50,746
- No, I'm not coming home for Christmas.
- Chicago's in the Midwest, Willie.
416
00:22:50,829 --> 00:22:52,373
They have Hungry Hoagies there too.
417
00:22:52,456 --> 00:22:54,541
Well, good.
I'll tell them you said hello, okay?
418
00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:56,752
Except I don't know anyone
at that Hungry Hoagies.
419
00:22:56,835 --> 00:22:59,105
All right, listen, you gotta quit
fucking calling me, okay?
420
00:22:59,129 --> 00:23:01,674
- You're burning my minutes.
- But what if it's an emergency?
421
00:23:01,757 --> 00:23:03,884
Fine! If it's an emergency,
call me, all right?
422
00:23:03,968 --> 00:23:06,011
Otherwise, leave me the fuck alone, okay?
423
00:23:06,095 --> 00:23:08,138
Okay. I'll only call if it's an emergency.
424
00:23:08,764 --> 00:23:10,307
Bye.
425
00:23:13,310 --> 00:23:19,358
♪ It's the most wonderful time
of the year♪
426
00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:23,028
Okay, feed the kids.
Come on. Give it up.
427
00:23:23,112 --> 00:23:25,281
You've seen them babies with beer bellies.
428
00:23:25,364 --> 00:23:29,243
Ho, ho! Come on, you got Jesus
and the lambikins watching over you,
429
00:23:29,326 --> 00:23:31,245
checking their list twice.
430
00:23:31,328 --> 00:23:33,539
Here you go, lady,
how about a little money?
431
00:23:33,622 --> 00:23:35,725
You know what,
you'd better hope the orphans don't riot.
432
00:23:35,749 --> 00:23:37,626
They'll eat your fat ass
right off the bat.
433
00:23:37,710 --> 00:23:40,754
You know, a lot of these kids
don't got any arms and legs and shit.
434
00:23:40,838 --> 00:23:42,691
You're lucky. See, ma'am?
Yours got all their parts.
435
00:23:42,715 --> 00:23:45,884
- There you go.
- There you go. Thank you. See you later.
436
00:23:45,968 --> 00:23:47,678
- Damn. Mama ain't bad.
- Whoa!
437
00:23:47,761 --> 00:23:50,639
Whoa-ho-ho! My spot.
438
00:23:51,682 --> 00:23:53,392
You are standing on my spot.
439
00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:56,115
Really? That's funny, I don't see
your fucking name on it anywhere.
440
00:23:56,145 --> 00:23:58,355
Well, in fairness,
I did leave it unattended,
441
00:23:58,439 --> 00:24:01,775
but that's only because
I had to run off to the little boys' room.
442
00:24:01,859 --> 00:24:03,795
What are you,
a fucking game show host or something?
443
00:24:03,819 --> 00:24:06,322
- Dial it back a notch.
- But now I am back.
444
00:24:06,405 --> 00:24:08,824
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
445
00:24:08,907 --> 00:24:11,035
'Tis the season of giving!
446
00:24:11,118 --> 00:24:15,831
And if you don't have cash,
you can always text XMAS 999...
447
00:24:15,914 --> 00:24:19,209
Bullshit. No fucking way.
Fucking cash only.
448
00:24:19,293 --> 00:24:20,627
- Ten dollars or more.
- Okay.
449
00:24:20,711 --> 00:24:22,212
Hundreds are better. What?
450
00:24:22,296 --> 00:24:24,965
I am going to have to ask you
to watch your language
451
00:24:25,049 --> 00:24:26,675
when you're representing the suit.
452
00:24:26,759 --> 00:24:29,636
And I'm going to have to ask you
to suck my fucking dick.
453
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:30,804
I'm warning you.
454
00:24:30,888 --> 00:24:35,559
Nothing and no one is getting in the way
of me spreading my joy!
455
00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:36,852
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
456
00:24:36,935 --> 00:24:39,104
You know what,
I think you're some kind of pervert
457
00:24:39,188 --> 00:24:42,191
and you're afraid I'm muscling in
on your fucking fondle territory.
458
00:24:42,274 --> 00:24:46,195
- That's what I think.
- I see what's going on here. Yes, I see.
459
00:24:46,278 --> 00:24:48,072
- You are hurting inside.
- Is that right?
460
00:24:48,155 --> 00:24:50,199
And there's only one thing
that can change that.
461
00:24:50,282 --> 00:24:52,242
- Yeah? What's that?
- A hug.
462
00:24:52,326 --> 00:24:54,429
- Are you out of your goddamn mind?
- A hug from Santa!
463
00:24:54,453 --> 00:24:56,163
No, I don't need
no fucking hug from Santa.
464
00:24:56,246 --> 00:24:58,624
- Let go of me, motherfucker.
- Melt all that stress away!
465
00:24:58,707 --> 00:25:00,084
Would you cool it, pal?
466
00:25:00,167 --> 00:25:02,187
You're scaring all the kids away.
You know what I mean?
467
00:25:02,211 --> 00:25:04,505
You are a fucking pedophile!
468
00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:08,342
- Let go of me.
- Aw!
469
00:25:08,425 --> 00:25:10,386
Fuck!
470
00:25:10,469 --> 00:25:13,472
- Ooh!
- Fucking asshole!
471
00:25:13,555 --> 00:25:16,183
Fucking shit.
472
00:25:16,266 --> 00:25:18,102
Fucking asshole.
473
00:25:18,185 --> 00:25:21,188
This guy's a pedophiliac, here,
and he's after all your kids.
474
00:25:21,271 --> 00:25:22,981
You better get out of here.
475
00:25:23,065 --> 00:25:27,903
- You fucking perverted fucking asshole!
476
00:25:29,488 --> 00:25:31,115
What the fuck?
Hang on a second.
477
00:25:31,198 --> 00:25:34,576
He's the fucking kid diddler, not me.
I'm a hero!
478
00:25:39,331 --> 00:25:43,001
- Sure you won't die up there?
- I've done smaller spaces, trust me.
479
00:25:43,085 --> 00:25:47,840
Well, if you don't make it, son,
I got a cigar box, make a nice casket.
480
00:25:47,923 --> 00:25:49,633
Who you calling "son"?
481
00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:52,516
Well, I'm proud to say that my pussy
is color-blind, so you never know.
482
00:25:52,928 --> 00:25:53,971
Oh!
483
00:25:55,639 --> 00:25:59,852
Whoa! You go, little sperm.
Get up in there.
484
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,897
Well, you don't see
something like that every day.
485
00:26:13,782 --> 00:26:17,494
Ow! Bottles! Recycle that shit!
486
00:26:18,495 --> 00:26:23,083
Oh! What the fuck is tha... Oh, shit! No!
487
00:26:31,425 --> 00:26:32,759
HEY-
488
00:26:34,803 --> 00:26:37,556
I always wanted to fuck me a Santa.
489
00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:40,601
Well, I always wanted to shit
on a tattooed dick
490
00:26:40,684 --> 00:26:42,519
so we're perfect for each other.
491
00:26:43,896 --> 00:26:47,774
- Cook, let's go.
- See you in my dreams, chief.
492
00:26:50,277 --> 00:26:51,695
Thank you.
493
00:26:52,988 --> 00:26:55,157
You're not the first volunteer
to go off the rails.
494
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,993
Lucky for you, Giving City
has a high standing in the community,
495
00:26:58,076 --> 00:26:59,369
so you won't get charged.
496
00:27:00,704 --> 00:27:02,831
You can turn in your suit
when you clean yourself up.
497
00:27:02,915 --> 00:27:05,167
Now, hang on a second. You're firing me?
498
00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:07,502
I rooted out a pervert.
499
00:27:07,586 --> 00:27:09,838
You should be throwing me
a fucking parade.
500
00:27:09,922 --> 00:27:13,008
And we're very grateful.
But you reek of whiskey.
501
00:27:13,091 --> 00:27:15,177
You know the rules
and you're flouting them.
502
00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:16,470
Flouting?
503
00:27:16,553 --> 00:27:20,515
I never sucked jizz out of nobody's ass.
I mean, with a straw.
504
00:27:20,599 --> 00:27:22,851
I believe that's felching.
505
00:27:22,935 --> 00:27:24,728
Not that I would know.
506
00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:30,400
Uh, happy holidays, Mr. Cook.
Consider your freedom a gift from me.
507
00:27:31,193 --> 00:27:36,240
Well, hang on a second. Hang on!
I only had one drink.
508
00:27:36,323 --> 00:27:39,660
And that was just to keep warm out there.
I'm freezing my nuts off.
509
00:27:39,743 --> 00:27:42,788
And if we're being honest here,
you, you guys should be supplying us
510
00:27:42,871 --> 00:27:45,207
with some kind of electric underwear
or some shit.
511
00:27:45,290 --> 00:27:50,587
Oh, well, if we're being honest,
I don't like being lied to.
512
00:27:50,671 --> 00:27:54,841
- Please. I need this.
- Why do you care so much?
513
00:27:54,925 --> 00:27:59,888
Why do I care? Why do I care.
514
00:28:01,431 --> 00:28:05,394
I'll tell you why I care.
Because the world's a fucking shit hole.
515
00:28:05,477 --> 00:28:08,480
But when I put this suit on,
I feel like...
516
00:28:08,563 --> 00:28:12,985
Well, I feel like General MacArthur
must have felt when he put his uniform on
517
00:28:13,068 --> 00:28:14,820
and went and killed all them Filipinos.
518
00:28:14,903 --> 00:28:17,823
Look, I, I put up with
a lot of shit from kids...
519
00:28:17,906 --> 00:28:23,912
For the kids.
I won't piss on the suit. I really won't.
520
00:28:23,996 --> 00:28:27,249
I mean, give a broke-dick
motherfucker a chance, will you?
521
00:28:28,625 --> 00:28:33,297
Fine. I'll give you a second chance.
If you give me a chance to help you.
522
00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:36,300
All right.
523
00:29:14,671 --> 00:29:16,340
How we looking, Alice?
524
00:29:16,423 --> 00:29:17,883
Well, according to this report,
525
00:29:17,966 --> 00:29:20,510
Giving City's gonna lose
a record amount of money this year.
526
00:29:20,594 --> 00:29:23,263
Ugh, every time you say that,
my dick gets so hard.
527
00:29:23,347 --> 00:29:26,058
- Okay.
- Hey, why don't we just do it right now.
528
00:29:26,141 --> 00:29:27,517
- Come on.
- No.
529
00:29:27,601 --> 00:29:29,478
I'll up your commission
to five percent.
530
00:29:29,561 --> 00:29:32,272
Make it ten, and I'll let you do
that thing with my shoe.
531
00:29:32,356 --> 00:29:34,274
Both shoes. And you have to watch.
532
00:29:34,358 --> 00:29:36,693
Deal.
533
00:29:39,571 --> 00:29:42,908
- You can't smoke here, sir.
- So call the fucking law.
534
00:29:42,991 --> 00:29:45,035
And while they're rolling
their fat asses down here,
535
00:29:45,118 --> 00:29:47,913
I'll be smoking like an old Buick,
all right?
536
00:29:49,790 --> 00:29:53,335
Arrested? Christ! William.
537
00:29:53,418 --> 00:29:57,089
- Not arrested. I was detained.
- Yeah. Shot of gin.
538
00:29:58,507 --> 00:30:02,469
What were you thinking?
You could have fucked this whole thing up.
539
00:30:02,552 --> 00:30:04,346
- I handled it.
- Mmm.
540
00:30:04,429 --> 00:30:06,473
Told her I'd go to an AA meeting with her.
541
00:30:06,556 --> 00:30:11,353
Don't buy their shit, William.
No such thing as an alcoholic.
542
00:30:12,270 --> 00:30:13,855
Just a sign of a weak liver.
543
00:30:13,939 --> 00:30:16,650
I said I fucking handled it.
What are you, deaf?
544
00:30:16,733 --> 00:30:20,153
Well, you talk like you have a cock
in your mouth, shitstick.
545
00:30:21,738 --> 00:30:24,032
Hey, you know why we call him "shitstick"?
546
00:30:24,741 --> 00:30:27,661
Because even when he was a baby,
he tried to butt-fuck everything.
547
00:30:27,744 --> 00:30:30,997
- Goddamn it.
- Stuffed monkey, neighbor's dog.
548
00:30:31,081 --> 00:30:34,418
I'm telling you,
if it had a butt, he'd try to fuck it.
549
00:30:34,501 --> 00:30:36,503
He's with his little nub, going.
550
00:30:39,548 --> 00:30:43,260
Anyway, I think you ought to be working
the sexual angle with her,
551
00:30:43,343 --> 00:30:46,680
because I know for a fact
that that husband isn't getting it done.
552
00:30:46,763 --> 00:30:48,723
That guy never rocked a clit in his life.
553
00:30:48,807 --> 00:30:52,310
And that is one piece of motherly advice
I hope you took to heart.
554
00:30:52,394 --> 00:30:56,231
You motorboat that O-button
till she's speaking in tongues.
555
00:30:57,149 --> 00:31:02,195
- You know what "son" means, right?
- When did you turn into such a pussy?
556
00:31:05,031 --> 00:31:08,910
- Don't worry, I'm fine.
- I'm not worried.
557
00:31:08,994 --> 00:31:11,913
I just don't want you hacking up
your lung in my drink, okay?
558
00:31:11,997 --> 00:31:15,834
Not a chance.
Nah, this chassis' built to last.
559
00:31:15,917 --> 00:31:19,296
You know,
I smoked two packs of menthols a day,
560
00:31:19,379 --> 00:31:21,465
washed it down with a liter of this gin...
561
00:31:22,340 --> 00:31:26,178
And I could still fill that shot glass
with this man's jizz.
562
00:31:26,887 --> 00:31:32,017
- I said I don't give a shit, okay?
- Fine. I get it. You're mad at me.
563
00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:34,936
You think I was really ready
to be a mom at 13?
564
00:31:35,020 --> 00:31:37,898
Huh? We were gonna wait
at least another year.
565
00:31:37,981 --> 00:31:40,400
I mean, the one time
your son of a bitch father
566
00:31:40,484 --> 00:31:43,111
didn't put it in my ass,
I had to go and get pregnant.
567
00:31:43,195 --> 00:31:46,615
- Shit happens.
- That's fucking beautiful.
568
00:31:46,698 --> 00:31:49,409
Look, I'm not gonna pretend
I was a perfect mother.
569
00:31:49,493 --> 00:31:50,494
Yeah, no shit.
570
00:31:50,577 --> 00:31:54,206
You made me take the fall for you
when I was 11.
571
00:31:54,289 --> 00:31:56,708
Well, there's no sense in us
both going down.
572
00:31:56,791 --> 00:32:01,588
Besides, it made a man of you.
You are who you are because of me.
573
00:32:01,671 --> 00:32:04,007
No, I'm not anything like you.
574
00:32:04,090 --> 00:32:07,761
Yeah?
Well, you keep telling yourself that.
575
00:32:07,844 --> 00:32:10,597
Now where's your fucking midget?
It's getting late.
576
00:32:15,477 --> 00:32:17,979
♪ Pop that pussy
Hey, pop that pussy, baby♪
577
00:32:18,063 --> 00:32:20,732
What... What is that?
578
00:32:20,815 --> 00:32:21,816
Shit!
579
00:32:21,900 --> 00:32:24,277
What, do you have
a speaker up there?
580
00:32:24,361 --> 00:32:26,196
Dorfman, get up here.
581
00:32:26,279 --> 00:32:32,035
You sure it was a phone ring?
Might have just been the fan turning over.
582
00:32:32,118 --> 00:32:36,164
Well, Dorfman, last time I checked,
fans don't "Pop That Pussy."
583
00:32:36,248 --> 00:32:38,500
No, I suppose they don't.
584
00:32:38,583 --> 00:32:40,710
No, I think Diane hired someone
to spy on me.
585
00:32:40,794 --> 00:32:43,922
- Diane? That doesn't sound like her.
- I want you to watch her.
586
00:32:44,005 --> 00:32:46,883
Anything unusual, I wanna know about it.
And cover the whole building.
587
00:32:46,967 --> 00:32:49,177
I'm talking microphones,
cameras, everything.
588
00:32:49,261 --> 00:32:52,264
Copy. Ladies' room
is already taken care of.
589
00:32:53,890 --> 00:32:56,017
He's fucking Alice.
590
00:32:56,101 --> 00:32:58,979
- Go figure.
- Why the fuck would you call me?
591
00:32:59,062 --> 00:33:01,147
Well, you're the genius
who left your ringer on.
592
00:33:01,231 --> 00:33:04,651
Because you the only two people I know.
Why would you call?
593
00:33:04,734 --> 00:33:08,029
- What's she doing
with that shoe? Oh, God!
594
00:33:08,113 --> 00:33:10,865
He heard a noise in the fucking vent.
What's the big deal?
595
00:33:10,949 --> 00:33:14,911
He heard "Pop That Pussy" in the vent,
and that is a big fucking deal.
596
00:33:14,995 --> 00:33:16,162
Think she knows?
597
00:33:16,246 --> 00:33:18,999
- Who?
- You know, the redheaded gal, Diane.
598
00:33:19,082 --> 00:33:20,601
That her husband's
fooling around with the help?
599
00:33:20,625 --> 00:33:23,878
I'm saying, do you think she knows
that her fucking husband
600
00:33:23,962 --> 00:33:26,131
is ripping off the goddamn charity?
601
00:33:26,214 --> 00:33:28,842
Who gives a shit?
As long as she doesn't get in the way.
602
00:33:28,925 --> 00:33:32,470
- Can you crack the safe?
- Of course I can crack the fucking safe.
603
00:33:32,554 --> 00:33:35,682
Probably take me about three minutes.
Three and a half tops.
604
00:33:35,765 --> 00:33:38,768
Well, you shave a minute off that,
you may be good for something.
605
00:33:38,852 --> 00:33:42,230
- What about the alarm system?
- It's a Centaur 2100.
606
00:33:42,314 --> 00:33:45,775
We power it down,
we have ten minutes before it reboots.
607
00:33:45,859 --> 00:33:48,570
But I'm gonna need a key
to the electrical room to access it.
608
00:33:48,653 --> 00:33:51,615
- It's the only way in.
- Ah, shit, how are we gonna get that?
609
00:33:57,829 --> 00:33:59,331
Don't even
think about it, Willie.
610
00:33:59,414 --> 00:34:02,042
That big bitch is mine.
611
00:34:03,668 --> 00:34:05,920
He should show you some respect.
612
00:34:06,004 --> 00:34:09,132
- You're the talent, not him.
- Hey, Randall!
613
00:34:09,215 --> 00:34:10,592
Mind giving me a hand over here?
614
00:34:10,675 --> 00:34:12,361
I've gotta get this stuff
to the auditorium.
615
00:34:12,385 --> 00:34:16,473
He'd love to, darling.
Strong, strapping man like him.
616
00:34:16,556 --> 00:34:18,933
Clitoris, son. Do it for Mama.
617
00:34:19,017 --> 00:34:20,393
Thanks, Sunny.
618
00:34:20,477 --> 00:34:23,438
She's so sweet. I wish I had
a hundred volunteers like her.
619
00:34:23,521 --> 00:34:26,691
Oh, yeah, she's something.
I'm sure they only made one of her.
620
00:34:33,490 --> 00:34:34,908
How you doing, beautiful?
621
00:34:34,991 --> 00:34:36,910
- Gina, was it?
- That's right.
622
00:34:36,993 --> 00:34:41,873
- Ronald. We haven't officially met.
- Well, hello, Ronald. Officially.
623
00:34:41,956 --> 00:34:45,543
I bet you got no idea
how beautiful you really are.
624
00:34:45,627 --> 00:34:48,213
I don't know.
I think I've got some idea.
625
00:34:48,296 --> 00:34:50,548
- Oh, you do, do you?
- Maybe a little.
626
00:34:50,632 --> 00:34:53,635
I don't mean to be indiscreet,
but I do pretty well.
627
00:34:53,718 --> 00:34:57,055
So if you can't bring your A game,
don't even try.
628
00:34:57,138 --> 00:35:00,141
Sweetheart, I'm not sure
you could handle my A game.
629
00:35:00,225 --> 00:35:02,727
You get one hit of me
and you'll be addicted.
630
00:35:02,811 --> 00:35:07,399
- I like your confidence.
- I'd light you up like the Fourth of July.
631
00:35:07,482 --> 00:35:10,985
Look, Ronald,
I'm just gonna cut to the chase here.
632
00:35:11,069 --> 00:35:13,571
I am strictly first-class.
633
00:35:13,655 --> 00:35:18,910
I'm talking Chrysler 300,
factory-direct, fully loaded.
634
00:35:18,993 --> 00:35:21,996
And after that... lobster.
635
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,582
Now if you think you can handle that,
636
00:35:24,666 --> 00:35:29,254
then maybe, just maybe,
I'll pencil you in.
637
00:35:29,337 --> 00:35:31,297
Bye.
638
00:35:31,381 --> 00:35:36,010
- ♪ Joy to the world, the Lord is come ♪
639
00:35:37,345 --> 00:35:38,430
Aren't they great?
640
00:35:39,472 --> 00:35:42,350
Regent likes to focus on the business,
but I'm like you.
641
00:35:42,434 --> 00:35:44,728
I am all about those kids
and the Christmas concert.
642
00:35:44,811 --> 00:35:46,479
We all participate.
643
00:35:46,563 --> 00:35:50,525
Volunteers, staff.
If you're interested, you could join us.
644
00:35:50,608 --> 00:35:52,068
You outta your goddamn mind?
645
00:35:52,152 --> 00:35:54,863
I ain't dancing around
with a bunch of candy canes and shit.
646
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:59,492
Because I'm all about
the birth of Christmas.
647
00:35:59,576 --> 00:36:02,495
You know, the wise guys
648
00:36:02,579 --> 00:36:06,040
kicked him out of the hotel
and the ejaculate conception
649
00:36:06,124 --> 00:36:09,043
and the drummer that didn't have shit
to give him but some perfume...
650
00:36:09,127 --> 00:36:14,048
And the King Midas or one of them
threatened to cut the kid in half,
651
00:36:14,132 --> 00:36:16,801
turn him into gold and but, see, I...
652
00:36:16,885 --> 00:36:20,597
It's a heavy deal for me.
Pretty damn heavy.
653
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:23,391
Are you talking about
the true meaning of Christmas?
654
00:36:24,392 --> 00:36:27,061
- Exactly.
- Right.
655
00:36:27,145 --> 00:36:29,314
Don't forget about the meeting
tomorrow night at 7:30.
656
00:36:29,397 --> 00:36:33,443
- Oh, yeah.
- Hey, it's only scary the first time.
657
00:36:45,997 --> 00:36:47,999
- Does this bus go to Chicago?
- No.
658
00:36:48,082 --> 00:36:50,668
Son, this bus goes
to the Arrowhead Premium Outlets.
659
00:36:51,628 --> 00:36:54,714
- Is that close to Chicago?
- No.
660
00:36:54,798 --> 00:36:56,925
Okay.
661
00:37:00,011 --> 00:37:02,347
How do I look?
662
00:37:02,430 --> 00:37:05,975
You look like one of those trolls
that gang-fucked Willy Wonka.
663
00:37:06,059 --> 00:37:09,687
Good one, shitstick.
664
00:37:09,771 --> 00:37:13,024
Hey, Shaft, you ready to stick it
to this chick tonight?
665
00:37:13,107 --> 00:37:14,427
Bitch, let me tell you something.
666
00:37:14,484 --> 00:37:18,738
When I was at the pen,
everyone called me tripod.
667
00:37:20,114 --> 00:37:21,908
Well, if your legs are six inches long,
668
00:37:21,991 --> 00:37:24,327
that's not that big
of a fucking deal, see.
669
00:37:24,410 --> 00:37:27,121
Now, if you're six foot five
and they called you tripod,
670
00:37:27,205 --> 00:37:29,707
then you're talking about something.
671
00:37:29,791 --> 00:37:34,379
- Miserable fucks, both of you.
- Mm.
672
00:37:34,462 --> 00:37:38,716
- Goddamn, did you eat your own shit?
- No, I've been eating caramels.
673
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:42,262
You know how caramels
make Mama belch. Remember?
674
00:37:42,345 --> 00:37:44,472
No. No, I don't.
675
00:37:44,556 --> 00:37:46,766
No, come on. You remember.
676
00:37:46,850 --> 00:37:49,644
Look, when you were a baby,
677
00:37:49,727 --> 00:37:54,148
I used to chew and feed you caramels,
just like a mama bird does.
678
00:37:54,232 --> 00:38:00,071
I'd chew and chew and chew
till they were all milky.
679
00:38:00,154 --> 00:38:01,489
Goddamn.
680
00:38:01,573 --> 00:38:04,742
And then I'd...
spit them right in your little mouth.
681
00:38:04,826 --> 00:38:07,662
And you'd just,
you'd just squint your little...
682
00:38:07,745 --> 00:38:11,165
Can't you see I'm trying to eat
a fucking pizza here?
683
00:38:14,502 --> 00:38:18,047
I swear to God, a fucking electric oven.
684
00:38:47,619 --> 00:38:53,041
Anyway, it took this new set of teeth
to finally see the light.
685
00:38:56,044 --> 00:38:58,963
Jesus, I already need a fucking drink.
686
00:38:59,047 --> 00:39:01,341
People ask me
if I miss my old teeth.
687
00:39:01,424 --> 00:39:06,638
But sometimes, you have to
lose something to gain something.
688
00:39:09,682 --> 00:39:14,395
Now, I'm dating again,
and I'm ready to find The One.
689
00:39:14,479 --> 00:39:16,481
Thank you for that, Jason.
690
00:39:16,564 --> 00:39:20,777
- With no teeth, he ought to try dudes.
- Terrible.
691
00:39:20,860 --> 00:39:22,153
Would anyone else care to share?
692
00:39:24,530 --> 00:39:25,823
Anyone?
693
00:39:27,325 --> 00:39:28,493
The stage is yours.
694
00:39:29,786 --> 00:39:33,790
- Hi, I'm Diane and I'm an alcoholic.
- Hi, Diane.
695
00:39:33,873 --> 00:39:36,209
Maybe next time,
you'll feel comfortable speaking.
696
00:39:36,292 --> 00:39:38,169
I don't know about that.
697
00:39:41,965 --> 00:39:43,508
Okay. Fine.
698
00:39:43,591 --> 00:39:46,094
Maybe you can just talk to me
if that's easier.
699
00:39:46,177 --> 00:39:49,347
Do you ever feel like you hit rock bottom?
700
00:39:50,306 --> 00:39:51,641
You gotta be shitting me.
701
00:39:52,934 --> 00:39:55,687
I sure did. In my late 20's.
702
00:39:55,770 --> 00:39:58,314
You know, some people
can have one drink and they're fine.
703
00:39:58,398 --> 00:40:01,651
I am not that kind of person. I get wild.
704
00:40:01,734 --> 00:40:04,654
- I'm all ears. How wild?
- What?
705
00:40:04,737 --> 00:40:07,448
You mean like sex stuff?
That kind of thing?
706
00:40:08,241 --> 00:40:09,283
Yes.
707
00:40:09,367 --> 00:40:11,953
Alcohol led me to make
some not-so-good choices.
708
00:40:12,036 --> 00:40:14,122
But I've cleaned up my life.
709
00:40:14,205 --> 00:40:16,708
- I met Regent...
- Wait a minute, hang on.
710
00:40:16,791 --> 00:40:20,086
You picked that douche bag up
when you were sober?
711
00:40:20,169 --> 00:40:22,588
He was different
when he was in the Peace Corps.
712
00:40:22,672 --> 00:40:24,132
He helped me find focus.
713
00:40:24,215 --> 00:40:28,761
You don't understand, it was bad.
Three-ways, five-ways...
714
00:40:28,845 --> 00:40:31,973
Five-ways? How many holes do you have?
715
00:40:32,056 --> 00:40:36,102
- Anyway, the drinking had to stop.
- Yeah, I guess so.
716
00:40:36,185 --> 00:40:38,563
It was probably making you forget
all the fun you had.
717
00:40:39,772 --> 00:40:41,941
I'm talking about addiction, Mr. Cook.
718
00:40:42,025 --> 00:40:44,360
Like sex? Or booze?
719
00:40:45,737 --> 00:40:47,530
Listen, I'll tell you what,
720
00:40:47,613 --> 00:40:49,907
I'd like to get you in
that back seat there.
721
00:40:49,991 --> 00:40:53,619
And tear your little panties off
and get that ass in my face
722
00:40:53,703 --> 00:40:56,998
and just fuck that pussy
like you can't imagine.
723
00:40:57,749 --> 00:40:58,958
Excuse me?
724
00:40:59,834 --> 00:41:02,045
You filthy, dirty...
725
00:41:02,128 --> 00:41:04,189
Well, I thought that's what
we were talking about here.
726
00:41:04,213 --> 00:41:05,506
Get out of my car!
727
00:41:07,008 --> 00:41:08,676
- Damn, no sweat.
- Unbelievable.
728
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:11,554
Goddamn.
729
00:41:11,637 --> 00:41:13,681
- I'm trying to help you.
- Look, I'm sorry.
730
00:41:13,765 --> 00:41:16,309
I fucking read you wrong. I was just...
731
00:41:22,106 --> 00:41:24,525
Well, thank you, Ronald.
732
00:41:24,609 --> 00:41:27,987
- That was some fine crustacean.
- Yeah.
733
00:41:28,071 --> 00:41:30,198
Maybe we should take this upstairs.
734
00:41:30,281 --> 00:41:31,908
- Hmm.
- What?
735
00:41:31,991 --> 00:41:34,952
When it's right, it's right.
I feel it, you feel it?
736
00:41:35,036 --> 00:41:38,164
- You're really fun, but just...
- I'm not tall enough for you?
737
00:41:38,247 --> 00:41:39,832
- What?
- Go on and say it.
738
00:41:39,916 --> 00:41:43,211
No! Your height has nothing to do with it.
I don't even see height.
739
00:41:43,294 --> 00:41:45,505
What's the trouble, then, baby?
740
00:41:45,588 --> 00:41:48,508
You're just not my type.
I'm into older guys.
741
00:41:48,591 --> 00:41:52,303
You know, like, older Jewish guys,
older Irish guys, dads.
742
00:41:52,386 --> 00:41:55,640
Not my dad, other people's dads.
They're the best.
743
00:41:55,723 --> 00:41:58,243
You know, they're usually into anal.
But their wives won't give it up.
744
00:41:58,267 --> 00:42:03,356
But I don't mind. I'm just into, you know,
more mature, experienced guys.
745
00:42:03,439 --> 00:42:06,400
Guys who are well-traveled,
cultured and into butt stuff.
746
00:42:06,484 --> 00:42:09,987
Bad boys, you know. Guys who don't
give a fuck and treat me like shit.
747
00:42:10,071 --> 00:42:14,492
A guy who if I asked him to choke me,
would enjoy it just a little too much.
748
00:42:14,575 --> 00:42:17,286
Damn, girl, I wouldn't pick you out
for that kind of shit.
749
00:42:17,370 --> 00:42:19,872
Christmas in general gets me so drenched.
750
00:42:19,956 --> 00:42:22,291
I mean, a guy breaks into your house,
eats your food
751
00:42:22,375 --> 00:42:24,418
and then punishes you
because you were naughty.
752
00:42:24,502 --> 00:42:26,921
I think I'm gonna go upstairs
and watch It's a Wonderful Life
753
00:42:27,004 --> 00:42:28,881
and rub one out right now.
754
00:42:30,550 --> 00:42:32,426
But thanks for the lobster.
755
00:42:35,054 --> 00:42:37,265
Ain't that but a bitch!
756
00:42:37,348 --> 00:42:39,183
Done ate ten pounds of lobster
757
00:42:39,267 --> 00:42:41,602
and I didn't even get a chance
to smell that pussy.
758
00:42:41,686 --> 00:42:44,564
Damn. Shit.
759
00:42:50,069 --> 00:42:51,779
Fine, get in.
760
00:42:51,863 --> 00:42:54,490
Regent and I haven't had sex
in over a decade.
761
00:42:54,574 --> 00:42:56,075
We stay together for the charity.
762
00:42:56,159 --> 00:43:00,705
I'm a good girl, Mr. Cook,
but sometimes I need to be bad.
763
00:43:00,788 --> 00:43:03,207
Now get your filthy ass in the car.
764
00:43:03,291 --> 00:43:06,085
See, that's what I thought.
765
00:43:06,169 --> 00:43:08,212
Oh, yeah!
766
00:43:08,296 --> 00:43:11,132
Fuck me like the dirty little slut
that I am.
767
00:43:11,215 --> 00:43:13,050
Call me Santa.
768
00:43:13,134 --> 00:43:15,136
- What?
- Call me Santa.
769
00:43:15,219 --> 00:43:18,306
Don't be weird. Tell me how dirty this is.
770
00:43:18,389 --> 00:43:21,267
- Call me Santa.
- Shut up.
771
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:25,271
And spit on me.
772
00:43:25,354 --> 00:43:26,439
- Fuck!
773
00:43:29,275 --> 00:43:33,487
- Tell me how dirty it is.
- Okay.
774
00:43:33,571 --> 00:43:36,616
Uh, it's a dumpster in an alley.
775
00:43:36,699 --> 00:43:38,826
It's pretty, pretty fucking dirty,
I guess.
776
00:43:38,910 --> 00:43:42,830
- Tell me it's fucking dirty!
- Okay, it's fucking dirty.
777
00:43:43,956 --> 00:43:45,791
It's dirty.
778
00:43:45,875 --> 00:43:49,420
Yes, it's dirty.
779
00:43:49,503 --> 00:43:56,010
- Oh, oh, fuck me. I'm so dirty.
- Yeah.
780
00:43:59,722 --> 00:44:03,309
It was a one-time thing.
That never happened.
781
00:44:04,477 --> 00:44:05,478
All right.
782
00:44:14,487 --> 00:44:16,239
What the fuck?
783
00:44:16,322 --> 00:44:18,491
I'm not missing The Bachelor finale.
784
00:44:18,574 --> 00:44:22,286
I gotta see who the dingleberry
gives his last rose to,
785
00:44:22,370 --> 00:44:24,997
Goiter Face or Drunk Slut.
786
00:44:26,499 --> 00:44:29,210
Fuck! Oh! Get out of my brain!
787
00:44:29,293 --> 00:44:33,005
- Hey, Homeo, you got the key?
- I'm gonna need a little more time.
788
00:44:33,089 --> 00:44:36,717
Christ, am I the only one getting
anything done here tonight?
789
00:44:39,053 --> 00:44:41,597
And I thought my family was fucked.
790
00:44:41,681 --> 00:44:44,225
Is he always this fucking useless?
791
00:44:44,308 --> 00:44:47,478
- Ow!
- Oh, call the medic!
792
00:44:54,318 --> 00:44:59,824
♪ Frosty the Snowman
Was a jolly happy soul♪
793
00:44:59,907 --> 00:45:04,453
♪ With a corn cob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes made of out coal♪
794
00:45:04,537 --> 00:45:09,417
♪ Frosty the Snowman
Is a fairy tale they say♪
795
00:45:09,500 --> 00:45:12,336
♪ He was made of snow
But the children know♪
796
00:45:12,420 --> 00:45:14,839
♪ How he came to life one day♪
797
00:45:14,922 --> 00:45:19,010
♪ For Frosty the Snowman
Had to hurry on...♪
798
00:45:19,093 --> 00:45:22,555
- Do you know Willie?
- Willie? No.
799
00:45:22,638 --> 00:45:26,350
- Who the hell is Willie?
- Can I ride the bicycle now?
800
00:45:31,105 --> 00:45:33,274
Why the fuck were they at an AA meeting?
801
00:45:33,357 --> 00:45:34,442
I don't know.
802
00:45:34,525 --> 00:45:37,278
- Maybe he's an alcoholic.
- Brilliant insight, Dorfman.
803
00:45:37,361 --> 00:45:39,155
No, I'm wondering why they were together.
804
00:45:40,031 --> 00:45:41,198
I wanna know who he is.
805
00:45:41,282 --> 00:45:44,368
Find out everything.
Schools, arrests, financials, meds.
806
00:45:44,452 --> 00:45:46,620
Whatever's out there on this guy,
I wanna see it.
807
00:45:46,704 --> 00:45:48,122
COPY-
808
00:45:48,205 --> 00:45:51,125
Yeah, do I need to seduce that girl
myself to get that key?
809
00:45:51,208 --> 00:45:53,669
Because I can. Wouldn't be the first time.
810
00:45:53,753 --> 00:45:56,255
Please don't make me picture that.
I'm on it.
811
00:45:56,339 --> 00:45:58,174
Well, you better be.
812
00:45:58,257 --> 00:46:00,384
Or else I'll get her done.
813
00:46:00,468 --> 00:46:03,429
I need full dossier on a Randall Cook.
814
00:46:06,390 --> 00:46:08,351
Yes, I said "dossier."
815
00:46:08,434 --> 00:46:12,772
I'm sorry. I was under the impression
that was the correct nomenclature.
816
00:46:13,689 --> 00:46:15,191
"Nomenclature."
817
00:46:16,317 --> 00:46:18,152
Fine! A file, then.
818
00:46:18,235 --> 00:46:19,862
Asshole.
819
00:46:19,945 --> 00:46:21,364
♪ Everybody shake your ungh♪
820
00:46:21,447 --> 00:46:23,324
♪ Shake it to the left
Shake it to the right♪
821
00:46:23,407 --> 00:46:25,327
♪ Shake it to the east, baby
Shake it all night♪
822
00:46:25,409 --> 00:46:27,209
♪ Shake it to the left
Shake it to the right♪
823
00:46:27,286 --> 00:46:29,139
♪ Shake it to the west, baby
Shake it all night♪
824
00:46:29,163 --> 00:46:30,664
♪ Move your feet
Come on♪
825
00:46:32,416 --> 00:46:36,754
Shitstick! Let's go!
I got a side gig, just the two of us.
826
00:46:37,630 --> 00:46:40,966
- I'm busy.
- I said get in the van.
827
00:46:41,050 --> 00:46:43,344
I said I'm fucking busy!
828
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:52,895
One fucking thing I get to enjoy
and you shit on that too.
829
00:46:52,978 --> 00:46:56,982
So I help field incoming calls
for the Santa appearances
830
00:46:57,066 --> 00:47:00,319
and shows and whatnot,
so I snagged this one just for us.
831
00:47:05,074 --> 00:47:09,203
Every year, these rich assholes throw
this huge party to benefit the needy kids.
832
00:47:09,286 --> 00:47:12,123
And this year, they requested
Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus.
833
00:47:12,206 --> 00:47:16,043
So, while you're playing Santa,
I'm gonna clean these buggers out.
834
00:47:16,127 --> 00:47:17,336
Hang on a second here.
835
00:47:17,420 --> 00:47:20,589
I'm gonna spend my whole day
with a bunch of damn kids on my lap?
836
00:47:20,673 --> 00:47:23,217
- I'm retired from that shit anyway.
- Give me that.
837
00:47:23,300 --> 00:47:25,261
Give me that, you fucking lush.
838
00:47:25,344 --> 00:47:28,889
- I need you sharp.
- Goddamn it.
839
00:47:28,973 --> 00:47:33,352
♪ Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh♪
840
00:47:33,436 --> 00:47:37,982
♪ O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way♪
841
00:47:38,065 --> 00:47:41,360
♪ Ha ha ha
Bells on bobtails ring♪
842
00:47:41,444 --> 00:47:43,904
♪ Making spirits bright♪
843
00:47:43,988 --> 00:47:48,409
♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride
And sing these songs tonight♪
844
00:47:48,492 --> 00:47:51,162
- Hey, keep those coming, will you?
- Mm-hmm.
845
00:47:51,245 --> 00:47:53,789
- ♪ Jingle all the way ♪
846
00:47:56,167 --> 00:47:58,461
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay.
847
00:47:58,544 --> 00:48:01,839
Seriously, you need to
give my bike back. Now.
848
00:48:01,922 --> 00:48:04,341
Where are the cherry pop ladies?
849
00:48:07,344 --> 00:48:09,972
Oh, Gina!
850
00:48:11,098 --> 00:48:12,892
Oh, hey!
851
00:48:12,975 --> 00:48:17,605
- You're not mad, are you?
- Mad? No. Because I get you.
852
00:48:17,688 --> 00:48:19,523
You a woman of high standards,
853
00:48:19,607 --> 00:48:21,025
refined taste...
854
00:48:21,108 --> 00:48:23,736
- What's up, girl?
- Ooh. You know what's up, playa.
855
00:48:23,819 --> 00:48:27,198
I'm sorry, what?
856
00:48:34,330 --> 00:48:36,540
What the hell are you looking at me
so funny for?
857
00:48:37,750 --> 00:48:40,628
Sorry, Santa. I had to go.
858
00:48:42,129 --> 00:48:45,382
Oh, is that you?
I thought it was me.
859
00:48:46,926 --> 00:48:50,888
Hey, Greta. Could you, uh, get me a rag
and a real drink, please?
860
00:48:50,971 --> 00:48:52,306
Of course. I'll be right back.
861
00:48:57,353 --> 00:49:00,940
Come on. Get out of here.
Put a fucking diaper on.
862
00:49:06,028 --> 00:49:09,573
- Hey, you're wet.
- No shit. What can I do for you?
863
00:49:09,657 --> 00:49:13,327
Will you be able to find me
at my grandma's house in Grand Rapids?
864
00:49:13,410 --> 00:49:18,541
Because no one's going to be
at our Chicago house for two weeks.
865
00:49:18,624 --> 00:49:23,087
Oh, yeah. Don't worry. I'll find you.
But, hey, do Santy a favor, will you?
866
00:49:23,170 --> 00:49:25,381
You know the address
of where you're not gonna be?
867
00:49:25,464 --> 00:49:28,551
Write it down on a piece of paper
and bring it back to Santy, will you?
868
00:49:29,552 --> 00:49:30,672
All right, honey. Good girl.
869
00:49:32,096 --> 00:49:33,138
What do you want?
870
00:49:33,222 --> 00:49:36,267
I want Minecraft, Halo 5 Guardians,
Rise of the Tomb Raider,
871
00:49:36,350 --> 00:49:39,311
Project X Zone Two, Assassin's Creed
Chronicles Trilogy, As...
872
00:49:39,395 --> 00:49:41,855
Yeah, yeah. That's great, that's great.
I, I don't know.
873
00:49:41,939 --> 00:49:43,750
- Call of Duty Black Ops III...
- I don't know what you're talking about.
874
00:49:43,774 --> 00:49:45,109
I have no idea what that shit is.
875
00:49:45,192 --> 00:49:48,195
You could be speaking fucking Swahili
and I wouldn't know any better.
876
00:49:48,279 --> 00:49:50,990
- Grand Theft Auto V.
- Nah, I don't care.
877
00:49:56,495 --> 00:49:57,746
What can I get you?
878
00:49:57,830 --> 00:49:59,748
A stuffed cow that moos
but doesn't poop.
879
00:49:59,832 --> 00:50:03,919
- Some duct tape so I can build a boat.
- What?
880
00:50:04,003 --> 00:50:08,465
A stuffed cow that moos but doesn't poop.
Some duct tape so I can build a boat.
881
00:50:08,549 --> 00:50:10,009
Okay.
882
00:50:11,427 --> 00:50:14,221
Have a seat. What can Santy Claus get you?
883
00:50:14,305 --> 00:50:16,640
A penguin. It doesn't have to be alive.
884
00:50:28,319 --> 00:50:31,113
- What's up, champ?
- I want a hand grenade.
885
00:50:31,196 --> 00:50:32,906
Yeah, well, I want a hand release,
886
00:50:32,990 --> 00:50:35,075
but you don't see me
holding my breath, do you?
887
00:50:35,159 --> 00:50:38,746
- What's a hand release?
- It's kind of a compromise.
888
00:50:38,829 --> 00:50:41,999
Anyway, Santy ain't no arms dealer,
so I can't help you out.
889
00:50:42,082 --> 00:50:44,251
See you later.
890
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:54,094
Let's go.
891
00:51:01,727 --> 00:51:03,604
Oops!
892
00:51:03,687 --> 00:51:05,773
Walk. Don't run!
893
00:51:07,191 --> 00:51:10,069
That's quite a grip you got there.
What are you, a lumberjack?
894
00:51:10,152 --> 00:51:13,447
- Shot put. Olympic alternate.
- Nice.
895
00:51:13,530 --> 00:51:16,200
Hey, listen, can you kind of stay up
on the business end
896
00:51:16,283 --> 00:51:17,993
and stay away from the nuts?
897
00:51:18,077 --> 00:51:21,413
Maybe if you put your thumb up my ass?
898
00:51:21,497 --> 00:51:24,208
No, I don't do that.
899
00:51:24,291 --> 00:51:27,836
- Kiddums.
- Goddamn it. That's my mom.
900
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:31,423
- Time to get a move on.
- Ew. Your mom?
901
00:51:31,507 --> 00:51:33,050
Yeah. Help me zip this shit.
902
00:51:33,133 --> 00:51:34,968
- What? Ugh.
903
00:51:44,395 --> 00:51:46,730
Davis! Davis!
904
00:51:47,773 --> 00:51:50,651
- Where's your friend at?
- I ain't got any fucking friends!
905
00:51:50,734 --> 00:51:52,027
Hey, watch your language.
906
00:51:52,111 --> 00:51:55,614
Why don't I watch my dick go in and out
of your wife's pussy lips while I'm at it?
907
00:51:55,698 --> 00:52:00,244
Oh, yeah? Well, joke's on you
because my wife died six months ago. Boom!
908
00:52:00,327 --> 00:52:05,165
Like that will fucking stop me?
Rigor mortis just make the pussy tighter.
909
00:52:05,249 --> 00:52:07,334
Oh. Where's Cook?
910
00:52:09,670 --> 00:52:11,964
You see that?
911
00:52:12,047 --> 00:52:15,342
Huh? Yeah.
912
00:52:15,426 --> 00:52:18,679
- We still got it, kid.
- Yeah, I guess so.
913
00:52:18,762 --> 00:52:21,390
It was always supposed
to be this way, William.
914
00:52:21,473 --> 00:52:25,978
You, me. Before I fucked it all up.
915
00:52:27,563 --> 00:52:30,065
But even when I was in the joint,
I thought of you.
916
00:52:30,149 --> 00:52:33,944
And I always had a drink
on your birthday... January third.
917
00:52:35,070 --> 00:52:36,989
Seventh.
918
00:52:37,072 --> 00:52:40,159
- August fourth.
- Fourth?
919
00:52:40,242 --> 00:52:42,453
And August. Yeah.
920
00:52:42,536 --> 00:52:47,624
Well, fuck a duck.
Anyway, uh, the point is that I miss this.
921
00:52:47,708 --> 00:52:53,088
Just think of the damage we could do.
Just the two of us. All the time.
922
00:52:53,922 --> 00:52:56,467
Hey. You know what? I got you a gift.
923
00:52:56,550 --> 00:52:59,636
You never got me a gift
in my entire fucking life.
924
00:52:59,720 --> 00:53:00,804
Well, boohoo.
925
00:53:00,888 --> 00:53:05,017
You think it was raining presents
in my backyard when I was a kid?
926
00:53:05,100 --> 00:53:09,021
Look, I'm trying to make up
for lost time here.
927
00:53:09,104 --> 00:53:12,608
- You know, be a better...
- Parent?
928
00:53:14,651 --> 00:53:18,030
Yeah. I found this in the bedside table.
929
00:53:18,113 --> 00:53:19,114
Think fast.
930
00:53:19,198 --> 00:53:22,075
The fuck?
931
00:53:22,159 --> 00:53:25,370
- Don't do that.
- Oh, that's for me.
932
00:53:25,454 --> 00:53:26,955
Shut up.
933
00:53:27,039 --> 00:53:29,082
- Pew-pew.
- Don't touch me with the fucking thing.
934
00:53:30,709 --> 00:53:35,005
No, seriously. I did get you a gift.
935
00:53:35,088 --> 00:53:38,967
- I want you to have this.
- What the fuck's that for?
936
00:53:39,051 --> 00:53:44,848
The midget. He tried to kill you once.
I'm not gonna give him a second chance.
937
00:53:44,932 --> 00:53:50,187
- I think he knows better by now, okay?
- Hey, hey, hey.
938
00:53:50,270 --> 00:53:54,316
You're my shitstick. And nobody's
gonna mess with you on my watch.
939
00:53:59,279 --> 00:54:00,280
I'm fine.
940
00:54:07,037 --> 00:54:09,373
We gotta get rid of this van and split up.
941
00:54:09,456 --> 00:54:11,208
- Hey, pull over right here.
- What for?
942
00:54:11,291 --> 00:54:13,043
Just fucking pull over, okay?
943
00:54:17,422 --> 00:54:19,633
Okay, just wait right here.
Keep it running.
944
00:54:20,884 --> 00:54:22,302
Be right back.
945
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:37,192
Wow.
946
00:54:37,276 --> 00:54:38,485
Okay, go, go, go, go, go!
947
00:54:38,569 --> 00:54:40,445
- Hey! Hey! Open the door!
948
00:54:43,782 --> 00:54:47,035
Fuck!
- What you got?
949
00:54:47,119 --> 00:54:49,246
Here, drink this.
950
00:54:50,998 --> 00:54:54,251
- You sweet little muskrat.
- Don't get all choked up.
951
00:54:54,334 --> 00:54:56,003
I'm just tired of that fucking coughing.
952
00:54:57,296 --> 00:54:58,547
Ahhh.
953
00:54:58,630 --> 00:55:02,509
- I hadn't gotten 'tussed up in a while.
- Yeah.
954
00:55:02,593 --> 00:55:05,637
Nothing but an old address
somewhere outside Albany.
955
00:55:05,721 --> 00:55:07,973
- Nothing else? Shit.
- The guy's a ghost.
956
00:55:08,056 --> 00:55:10,017
Okay, call Detective O'Neill
at Precinct 12.
957
00:55:10,100 --> 00:55:13,312
- Have him run a facial rec.
- Fuck yeah. Facial rec.
958
00:55:13,395 --> 00:55:16,857
- That's a level-nine surveillance.
- Yeah.
959
00:55:32,456 --> 00:55:34,499
Yes! Oh! Oh!
960
00:55:37,210 --> 00:55:38,921
- Don't hold back.
- Don't hold back?
961
00:55:39,004 --> 00:55:42,883
What do you want, a fucking jackhammer?
Goddamn, I nearly broke my fucking pelvis.
962
00:55:42,966 --> 00:55:45,344
No, I mean hurry up and cum.
I can hear someone.
963
00:55:45,427 --> 00:55:47,220
Call me "Santa."
964
00:55:47,304 --> 00:55:49,514
Fine.
965
00:55:49,598 --> 00:55:51,266
- Fuck me, Santa.
- Louder.
966
00:55:51,350 --> 00:55:53,268
- Fuck me, Santa!
- There you go.
967
00:55:53,352 --> 00:55:55,562
Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa!
968
00:55:55,646 --> 00:55:59,608
Fuck me, Santa!
Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa!
969
00:55:59,691 --> 00:56:01,151
Fuck me, Santa!
970
00:56:01,234 --> 00:56:04,363
Fuck me, Santa!
Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa!
971
00:56:04,446 --> 00:56:06,365
- No, more.
- Oh, fuck me, Santa!
972
00:56:06,448 --> 00:56:09,076
Fuck me, Santa!
Fuck me, Santa!
973
00:56:09,159 --> 00:56:11,662
Oh.
974
00:56:11,745 --> 00:56:14,081
Merry fucking Christmas.
975
00:56:20,379 --> 00:56:22,339
- All right, then.
- That also...
976
00:56:22,422 --> 00:56:25,676
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, I know, I know!
Uh, it never happened. I get it.
977
00:56:26,969 --> 00:56:32,057
Um, I ain't exactly what you call
the romantic type, you know.
978
00:56:32,140 --> 00:56:34,768
I don't go in for all the sappy shit.
979
00:56:34,851 --> 00:56:40,524
But, um, I gotta tell you,
you got gigantic titties.
980
00:56:40,607 --> 00:56:45,904
- And that's no shit.
- Um... thanks?
981
00:56:45,988 --> 00:56:49,032
No sweat.
982
00:56:49,116 --> 00:56:51,118
See you.
983
00:56:53,704 --> 00:56:55,706
Fuck.
984
00:56:55,789 --> 00:56:58,500
- This better be an emergency.
- Willie, where are you?
985
00:56:58,583 --> 00:57:00,836
I'm in Chicago,
but I can't find you anywhere.
986
00:57:00,919 --> 00:57:04,006
Wait, hang on a second.
What are you doing in fucking Chicago?
987
00:57:04,089 --> 00:57:06,258
I wanted to surprise you for Christmas.
988
00:57:06,341 --> 00:57:08,552
The best Christmas gifts
are always a surprise.
989
00:57:08,635 --> 00:57:12,764
Are you off of your goddamn nut?
Is that what you do?
990
00:57:12,848 --> 00:57:15,100
You follow people
all the way across the fucking country?
991
00:57:15,183 --> 00:57:16,810
Not everyone. Just you.
992
00:57:16,893 --> 00:57:20,605
- Are you surprised?
- No, this shit happens every day.
993
00:57:20,689 --> 00:57:24,151
- It does?
- No. On what fucking planet...?
994
00:57:24,234 --> 00:57:26,236
Never mind.
What the fuck are you doing?
995
00:57:26,319 --> 00:57:30,782
Uh, Willie, it's really cold here.
I didn't bring a coat. Only my gloves.
996
00:57:30,866 --> 00:57:33,535
Goddamn it.
You gotta be shitting me.
997
00:57:33,618 --> 00:57:36,204
Do you got a pencil
or some shit to write on?
998
00:57:51,011 --> 00:57:54,264
Who is it?
999
00:57:59,311 --> 00:58:02,481
- Who the fuck are you?
- Grandma Willie!
1000
00:58:05,442 --> 00:58:07,611
And Willie was in such a hurry
to get me my elephant
1001
00:58:07,694 --> 00:58:09,046
that I guess he forgot to pay for it.
1002
00:58:09,070 --> 00:58:13,408
And that made the policemen really mad.
So they followed him back to the house.
1003
00:58:13,492 --> 00:58:15,994
And Willie ran really fast
and he almost got to the door,
1004
00:58:16,077 --> 00:58:19,122
but then they shot him
like eight times in the back.
1005
00:58:19,206 --> 00:58:21,833
In the cowboy movies,
they say that's not even fair.
1006
00:58:21,917 --> 00:58:25,962
And this is the first present
Willie ever got me for Christmas.
1007
00:58:26,046 --> 00:58:27,088
With his blood.
1008
00:58:29,382 --> 00:58:33,470
- Willie, you're home!
- Goddamn, kid. Watch the spine bone.
1009
00:58:33,553 --> 00:58:36,139
I was just telling your morn
how you're a hero.
1010
00:58:36,223 --> 00:58:39,017
Yeah, yeah. Hang on a second.
1011
00:58:39,100 --> 00:58:42,270
You didn't bring a fucking coat,
but you brought that elephant?
1012
00:58:42,354 --> 00:58:45,565
- You didn't tell me to bring a coat.
- I didn't tell you to come.
1013
00:58:45,649 --> 00:58:49,528
- Is this your spawn?
- Do I look like I made him?
1014
00:58:49,611 --> 00:58:51,047
Well, if this ain't
fetal alcohol syndrome,
1015
00:58:51,071 --> 00:58:52,614
then what the fuck is it?
1016
00:58:52,697 --> 00:58:56,326
- He keeps trying to make me a sandwich.
- That's what he does.
1017
00:58:57,744 --> 00:58:59,120
- Elf!
1018
00:59:00,872 --> 00:59:02,290
Hey! You get that key?
1019
00:59:04,501 --> 00:59:05,502
You got smaller.
1020
00:59:09,297 --> 00:59:13,385
What the... Am I tripping?
1021
00:59:13,468 --> 00:59:15,762
You might be, because,
you know, certain pussy
1022
00:59:15,846 --> 00:59:18,974
has hallucinogenic aftereffects
if you eat too much of it.
1023
00:59:19,057 --> 00:59:22,978
I found out the hard way once
when I messed with my own kind.
1024
00:59:23,061 --> 00:59:27,023
One time, I ate too much turkey bacon,
I didn't poop for two weeks.
1025
00:59:27,107 --> 00:59:28,942
For four weeks.
1026
00:59:33,154 --> 00:59:36,825
- The key, shorty.
- Okay, first of all, fuck you!
1027
00:59:36,908 --> 00:59:40,036
See that? I told you.
I knew he didn't have it in him.
1028
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:43,874
And second of all,
what in the fuck is he doing here?
1029
00:59:43,957 --> 00:59:46,835
- That is not how you serve a sandwich.
- Willie.
1030
00:59:46,918 --> 00:59:48,962
I'm working on it, okay?
1031
00:59:49,045 --> 00:59:51,089
Hey, kid, listen.
1032
00:59:51,172 --> 00:59:54,342
This is really not the right place
for you to be, okay?
1033
00:59:54,426 --> 00:59:58,013
Because there's not enough beds?
I only counted one, plus a couch.
1034
00:59:58,096 --> 01:00:00,599
- Exactly.
- You should get bunk beds, Willie.
1035
01:00:00,682 --> 01:00:01,933
Yeah, maybe we'll do that.
1036
01:00:02,017 --> 01:00:04,519
But, uh, in the meantime,
let's you and me head out, all right?
1037
01:00:05,770 --> 01:00:08,148
Bye, Elf. Bye, Willie's mom.
1038
01:00:08,231 --> 01:00:11,818
My mom's in Jesus' house with Mary
and Joseph and the talking walnut.
1039
01:00:13,570 --> 01:00:16,406
- You 100 percent sure he's not yours?
- Yeah.
1040
01:00:16,489 --> 01:00:19,451
Well, then, cut him loose.
Set some boundaries, for chrissake.
1041
01:00:19,534 --> 01:00:23,079
You can't have every stray
following you around like a lost puppy.
1042
01:00:23,163 --> 01:00:25,874
- Jesus!
- I said I'm going, okay?
1043
01:00:25,957 --> 01:00:30,503
Can we get a Chicago pizza?
It's like pizza, but in Chicago.
1044
01:00:30,587 --> 01:00:33,340
Yeah, we'll get a pizza. No sweat.
1045
01:00:38,803 --> 01:00:42,265
This is really fun, Willie.
I didn't even know you had a mom.
1046
01:00:42,349 --> 01:00:46,478
- What'd you think? I was just hatched?
- Well, where were you born?
1047
01:00:46,561 --> 01:00:51,733
I was born in the Pulaski County Juvenile
Detention Center in Little Rock, Arkansas.
1048
01:00:51,816 --> 01:00:55,946
- Oh, that sounds really nice.
- Well, it wasn't nice.
1049
01:00:56,029 --> 01:00:59,783
And she's a mean fucking bitch,
so don't go getting any ideas, all right?
1050
01:00:59,866 --> 01:01:03,286
Well, sometimes you're not nice.
But you're still Santa.
1051
01:01:03,370 --> 01:01:08,083
Listen kid, seriously.
You're all grown-up and shit now, okay?
1052
01:01:08,166 --> 01:01:11,795
- You gotta stop that.
- Well, I know you're not the Santa.
1053
01:01:11,878 --> 01:01:13,546
But you're still my Santa.
1054
01:01:22,222 --> 01:01:23,348
Come on. Let's go.
1055
01:02:06,099 --> 01:02:07,183
Fuck.
1056
01:02:46,806 --> 01:02:50,018
Fuck! Fucking pussy!
1057
01:02:59,778 --> 01:03:02,614
Look at all the Santas!
I really get to stay here?
1058
01:03:02,697 --> 01:03:05,366
Goddamn right.
1059
01:03:05,450 --> 01:03:08,078
So how long is the kid staying here?
1060
01:03:08,161 --> 01:03:10,163
Hell if I know,
I ain't his fucking secretary.
1061
01:03:10,246 --> 01:03:15,877
- You run the joint.
- Cook, you crack me up.
1062
01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:17,170
I what?
1063
01:03:18,713 --> 01:03:22,217
Boarding room's downstairs on the left.
Any bed that's not taken.
1064
01:03:26,054 --> 01:03:28,223
Alrighty, here we go.
1065
01:03:28,306 --> 01:03:30,350
Now listen,
don't be sitting on any toilet seats.
1066
01:03:30,433 --> 01:03:33,520
If you gotta take a shit
just stand over it, couple of feet away,
1067
01:03:33,603 --> 01:03:35,105
take aim and blow it in there.
1068
01:03:35,188 --> 01:03:37,690
'Cause I'm pretty sure crabs can jump.
All right?
1069
01:03:37,774 --> 01:03:40,193
Don't let anybody muscle up on you
in the showers either,
1070
01:03:40,276 --> 01:03:41,569
because they'll try.
1071
01:03:41,653 --> 01:03:44,823
And if a fight breaks out, go straight
for the nuts or gouge an eye out.
1072
01:03:48,701 --> 01:03:51,246
I don't think I like it here, Willie.
1073
01:03:51,329 --> 01:03:53,790
Then you should go home,
like I told you to start with.
1074
01:03:53,873 --> 01:03:56,376
But it's not home if there's nobody there.
1075
01:03:56,459 --> 01:03:58,628
What about Granny?
I'm sure she misses you.
1076
01:03:58,711 --> 01:03:59,963
- She died.
- When?
1077
01:04:00,046 --> 01:04:01,047
Two years ago.
1078
01:04:01,131 --> 01:04:04,175
Same day as the President's Day sale
at Blue Mesa Toyota and Scion
1079
01:04:04,259 --> 01:04:06,553
where they put the "whee" in wheels.
1080
01:04:08,012 --> 01:04:09,347
Well, Granny had a good run.
1081
01:04:09,430 --> 01:04:12,308
She was about
150 fucking years old, anyway.
1082
01:04:12,392 --> 01:04:15,979
Look at this, this is not so bad.
Look, you got bunk beds.
1083
01:04:16,062 --> 01:04:17,814
Look at that.
1084
01:04:17,897 --> 01:04:21,442
Ow! Goddamn, kid! Fuck!
1085
01:04:21,526 --> 01:04:23,546
- Will we have Christmas together?
- Fuck, I don't know.
1086
01:04:23,570 --> 01:04:26,156
- But, Willie...
- No "but, Willie." Goddamn it!
1087
01:04:26,239 --> 01:04:29,659
I've been chasing your ass off
ever since I fucking met you.
1088
01:04:29,742 --> 01:04:33,538
Do you not take a hint?
I fucking told you that I ain't that guy.
1089
01:04:33,621 --> 01:04:36,541
Life sucks a big, giant dick, kid.
1090
01:04:36,624 --> 01:04:39,127
But you're a fucking man now
and you gotta face up to it.
1091
01:04:39,210 --> 01:04:41,212
Welcome to the shit show.
1092
01:04:42,046 --> 01:04:44,591
- But you're my family.
- No, I'm not your family.
1093
01:04:47,135 --> 01:04:53,224
- Okay. I'll try to be a man. For you.
- No, not for me. For you.
1094
01:04:54,767 --> 01:04:56,895
- Even though I'm all alone.
- You're not all alone.
1095
01:04:56,978 --> 01:05:00,815
Are you shitting me?
I mean, look around here.
1096
01:05:00,899 --> 01:05:03,484
You got all these great guys.
1097
01:05:03,568 --> 01:05:08,865
Except that one jerking off over there.
And that one watching him jerk off.
1098
01:05:08,948 --> 01:05:12,368
You know what, just kind of stay
in this section right here, okay?
1099
01:05:14,704 --> 01:05:16,497
You'll be fine.
1100
01:05:29,093 --> 01:05:30,094
HEY-
1101
01:05:31,471 --> 01:05:34,432
- Where the hell have you been?
- What are you, my fucking mother?
1102
01:05:34,515 --> 01:05:36,476
I've been dealing with the kid, all right?
1103
01:05:36,559 --> 01:05:39,312
Oh, well, don't lose your focus.
We still need that key.
1104
01:05:39,395 --> 01:05:42,607
I tried seducing the girl myself
but she's strictly dickly.
1105
01:05:42,690 --> 01:05:45,443
Concert's tomorrow night.
So you better step up, buddy boy.
1106
01:05:45,526 --> 01:05:47,153
I thought the midget was doing it.
1107
01:05:47,237 --> 01:05:49,781
Marcus couldn't fuck his way out
of a wet paper bag.
1108
01:05:49,864 --> 01:05:52,492
I'll make sure she knows you got
the hots for her.
1109
01:05:53,910 --> 01:05:56,746
- Really?
- That's what he told me.
1110
01:05:56,829 --> 01:05:58,706
Oh, here he comes.
1111
01:05:58,790 --> 01:06:00,750
Of course you may have to make
the first move,
1112
01:06:00,833 --> 01:06:02,710
- because he seems like the shy type.
- Okay.
1113
01:06:02,794 --> 01:06:06,631
Hey. We still good for tomorrow? The plan.
1114
01:06:06,714 --> 01:06:10,677
- Cutting her out after the grab. Right?
- Yeah, yeah. We're good.
1115
01:06:11,511 --> 01:06:15,515
Come on, shitstick.
Bring it on home to Mama.
1116
01:06:19,227 --> 01:06:20,478
Goddamn.
1117
01:06:26,025 --> 01:06:29,279
♪ I just can't wait till Christmas day♪
1118
01:06:30,697 --> 01:06:33,950
♪ My favorite time of the year♪
1119
01:06:38,830 --> 01:06:40,039
Hey, Cook!
1120
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:43,334
Hey, Cook!
1121
01:06:47,255 --> 01:06:48,840
Mind if join you?
1122
01:06:52,510 --> 01:06:56,597
It's okay to like what you see.
I like what I see.
1123
01:06:57,974 --> 01:06:59,058
Oh, yes!
1124
01:06:59,475 --> 01:07:04,897
Oh, oh, yes!
Oh, oh, yes! Yes, oh, come get there.
1125
01:07:04,981 --> 01:07:08,735
Oh, God! Oh, make Mama cum.
1126
01:07:08,818 --> 01:07:11,279
Don't say "Mama." No mom stuff!
1127
01:07:11,362 --> 01:07:14,532
You don't stop till I say stop!
1128
01:07:14,615 --> 01:07:18,453
- Okay, flip over.
- Fine. Bring it.
1129
01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:24,459
Are you washing your fucking hands
right now?
1130
01:07:24,542 --> 01:07:25,543
No.
1131
01:07:25,626 --> 01:07:29,505
Oh, wait, wait. That's not my... Huh.
1132
01:07:29,589 --> 01:07:31,049
Oh, my God!
1133
01:07:31,132 --> 01:07:35,219
Oh, my God! That feels amazing! Holy shit!
1134
01:07:41,184 --> 01:07:45,229
Harder!
1135
01:07:45,313 --> 01:07:46,773
Harder! Yes!
1136
01:08:03,039 --> 01:08:08,836
♪ Holy infant so tender and mild ♪
1137
01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:14,801
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace♪
1138
01:08:16,552 --> 01:08:22,225
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace♪
1139
01:08:25,686 --> 01:08:29,273
♪ Silent night♪
1140
01:08:29,357 --> 01:08:31,234
- ♪ Holy night ♪
- Oh, my gosh.
1141
01:08:31,317 --> 01:08:34,862
You guys are really good at singing.
I like to sing in the bathtub.
1142
01:08:34,946 --> 01:08:37,990
I'm a soprano. My friend Ronnie says
I sound like Marian Carey.
1143
01:08:39,450 --> 01:08:44,372
- Hello. What's your name?
- I'm Thurman. Thurman Merman.
1144
01:08:44,455 --> 01:08:47,083
For real? Ha!
1145
01:08:48,459 --> 01:08:50,419
Would you like to join us, Thurman?
1146
01:08:52,755 --> 01:08:54,382
This looks like it might fit.
1147
01:08:56,175 --> 01:08:58,553
- I get to wear this?
- Of course you do.
1148
01:08:58,636 --> 01:09:02,765
You're a Santa now, Thurman.
Go ahead, put it on.
1149
01:09:07,562 --> 01:09:09,063
It's got a lot of paper trash in it,
1150
01:09:09,147 --> 01:09:13,067
so I think it should be a light landing
for both of you. Okay?
1151
01:09:13,151 --> 01:09:14,485
80...
1152
01:09:14,569 --> 01:09:18,656
Where the fuck have you been? We gotta
lock everything down for tomorrow.
1153
01:09:18,739 --> 01:09:22,034
[{keys jangling]
- That's my boy!
1154
01:09:22,118 --> 01:09:25,746
- Shit. How'd you get that?
- He tapped that security girl.
1155
01:09:25,830 --> 01:09:30,501
Ha-ha. Very funny.
Wait... for real?
1156
01:09:30,585 --> 01:09:34,213
I didn't exactly have to talk her into it.
She was wetter than Lake Michigan.
1157
01:09:34,297 --> 01:09:36,465
Matter of fact, I think she roofied me.
1158
01:09:36,549 --> 01:09:39,302
Ah, rohypnol.
Excellent icebreaker.
1159
01:09:39,385 --> 01:09:42,096
Of course, it's harder for the girl
because she's gotta get off
1160
01:09:42,180 --> 01:09:44,098
- before the drugs soften the noodle.
- Yeah.
1161
01:09:44,182 --> 01:09:45,892
Ya! You no good motherfucker!
1162
01:09:45,975 --> 01:09:47,101
- What the fuck?
- You...
1163
01:09:47,185 --> 01:09:48,686
- God!
- Get off of him!
1164
01:09:48,769 --> 01:09:50,438
Hey! Get off of him you little shit!
1165
01:09:50,521 --> 01:09:52,023
- I'll kill your ass!
- Let go of me!
1166
01:09:52,106 --> 01:09:53,858
- Motherfucker!
- Get off of him!
1167
01:09:53,941 --> 01:09:56,444
Oh, jeez, I'm sorry.
1168
01:09:56,527 --> 01:09:58,654
Hey, goddamn pussy!
You motherfucker!
1169
01:09:58,738 --> 01:10:01,157
Just get off of him. Hey!
1170
01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:04,202
Goddamn it!
1171
01:10:04,285 --> 01:10:06,704
- Ow!
1172
01:10:08,539 --> 01:10:10,833
Goddamn!
1173
01:10:13,169 --> 01:10:16,214
My first shot at a good piece of ass
after nearly ten years
1174
01:10:16,297 --> 01:10:19,091
and you gotta go
and take a dump on that too.
1175
01:10:19,175 --> 01:10:20,843
- Fuck you!
- It was just business.
1176
01:10:20,927 --> 01:10:23,471
You just ruined
a perfectly good piece of pussy
1177
01:10:23,554 --> 01:10:25,514
with that diseased-ass dick of yours.
1178
01:10:25,598 --> 01:10:29,685
I'm glad I tea-bagged your drunk ass,
you fucking piece-of-shit motherfucker!
1179
01:10:29,769 --> 01:10:33,105
Would you get it together?
Tomorrow is go time.
1180
01:10:33,189 --> 01:10:36,275
I need some air.
1181
01:10:39,070 --> 01:10:44,408
Now, see? Who the fuck does he think
he is talking to you that way?
1182
01:10:44,492 --> 01:10:47,995
- That's it. We're cutting him out.
- What? Fuck no.
1183
01:10:48,079 --> 01:10:51,165
I mean, he's just steamed a little bit.
He'll be fine.
1184
01:10:51,249 --> 01:10:53,542
Okay, you wanna share
half of your take with him?
1185
01:10:53,626 --> 01:10:56,337
- Be my guest.
- You know, I don't fucking get you.
1186
01:10:56,420 --> 01:10:58,839
I mean, you're the one
that brought that little shit in.
1187
01:10:58,923 --> 01:11:03,594
No, shitstick. I brought you in.
You're the safe cracker.
1188
01:11:03,678 --> 01:11:07,640
He can't even crack his own ass.
Fuck that.
1189
01:11:07,723 --> 01:11:10,434
We're going to Mexico.
1190
01:11:10,518 --> 01:11:13,980
It's loaded now.
You're good to go.
1191
01:11:16,983 --> 01:11:18,859
You did this whole fucking thing
1192
01:11:18,943 --> 01:11:22,113
just to have me to go
to shit-ass Mexico with you?
1193
01:11:22,196 --> 01:11:26,742
I just thought it might be fun to spend
Christmas with the only family I got left.
1194
01:11:26,826 --> 01:11:31,664
- Why's that such a surprise?
- Well...
1195
01:11:32,832 --> 01:11:37,628
You know, they'd grant Charles Manson
fucking parole if it wasn't for one thing.
1196
01:11:37,712 --> 01:11:41,716
- He's Charles Manson.
- I get it.
1197
01:11:41,799 --> 01:11:47,305
Maybe I don't blame you.
But things change at the end of the road.
1198
01:11:48,180 --> 01:11:50,933
Willie?
1199
01:11:51,017 --> 01:11:53,561
- Willie, you in there?
- Get rid of him.
1200
01:11:56,939 --> 01:11:58,899
- Is this an emergency?
- No.
1201
01:11:58,983 --> 01:12:01,586
I just wanted to invite you
to the Christmas concert tomorrow, Willie.
1202
01:12:01,610 --> 01:12:02,695
I'm singing in the choir.
1203
01:12:02,778 --> 01:12:06,240
We're doing all the Christmas carols,
"Silent Night," "Deck the Halls,"
1204
01:12:06,324 --> 01:12:09,535
"Jingle Bells," "Veni, Veni, Emmanuel."
That one's in Latin.
1205
01:12:09,618 --> 01:12:13,080
I know you're busy, but it's only for
an hour and all the parents are coming.
1206
01:12:13,164 --> 01:12:15,249
And I know you're not my real family,
1207
01:12:15,333 --> 01:12:18,669
but when you don't have real family,
then you have to make a new one.
1208
01:12:18,753 --> 01:12:20,564
And it's actually better
because then you get to pick the people
1209
01:12:20,588 --> 01:12:22,048
who are in your family.
1210
01:12:22,131 --> 01:12:23,466
And you're the family I picked.
1211
01:12:25,009 --> 01:12:27,219
And that's why I followed you to Chicago.
1212
01:12:27,303 --> 01:12:29,303
Because I didn't want you
to spend Christmas alone.
1213
01:12:31,098 --> 01:12:34,143
So can you come? And then maybe
after we can go to SantaCon or...
1214
01:12:34,226 --> 01:12:37,063
I, I can't. I can't come.
1215
01:12:43,235 --> 01:12:47,531
- Look, I'll try to make it. Okay?
- Okay. I'll look for you, Willie.
1216
01:12:47,615 --> 01:12:49,384
I'll look for you
and I'll wave like this. Okay?
1217
01:12:49,408 --> 01:12:51,285
Yeah. Okay, All right. Good deal.
1218
01:12:51,369 --> 01:12:55,247
- All right. I'll see you.
- Bye, Willie.
1219
01:12:56,957 --> 01:13:01,003
What are you, the fucking FBI?
That place is gonna be crowded.
1220
01:13:01,087 --> 01:13:02,505
He won't even know I'm not there.
1221
01:13:02,588 --> 01:13:04,173
- Good.
- Good night, Elf!
1222
01:13:04,256 --> 01:13:06,216
For a minute there,
I thought you were going soft.
1223
01:13:09,887 --> 01:13:13,724
I hate your guts, motherfucker.
But business is business.
1224
01:13:13,808 --> 01:13:15,101
Let's do this.
1225
01:13:20,898 --> 01:13:22,578
- Hi, thank you so much for coming.
- Okay?
1226
01:13:22,608 --> 01:13:24,693
- You look gorgeous.
- Amazing. Hi, good to see you.
1227
01:13:27,988 --> 01:13:31,075
- Time?
- Concert starts in five.
1228
01:13:40,835 --> 01:13:43,045
As you know,
Christmas is a time for giving.
1229
01:13:43,129 --> 01:13:45,589
And we want to thank you all
for being here tonight.
1230
01:13:50,678 --> 01:13:54,849
All right, let's sync them up, boys.
At 7:45, the power goes down.
1231
01:13:54,932 --> 01:13:56,016
That's on me.
1232
01:13:56,100 --> 01:13:59,061
You got ten minutes to get
to Regent's office, crack that safe,
1233
01:13:59,145 --> 01:14:01,439
grab the money,
throw it down the garbage chute
1234
01:14:01,522 --> 01:14:04,650
and then get the hell out of there
before anybody knows what's hit them.
1235
01:14:04,733 --> 01:14:09,947
Now please join me in welcoming
the Giving City Children's Choir.
1236
01:14:13,576 --> 01:14:17,371
And without further ado, I would like
to introduce our choirmaster, Renee.
1237
01:14:19,373 --> 01:14:22,793
You got a match? Well, send it over!
1238
01:14:22,877 --> 01:14:26,964
Now we're gonna get this party started
with an old favorite.
1239
01:14:27,047 --> 01:14:29,425
♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪
1240
01:14:29,508 --> 01:14:31,969
♪ Fa la la la la la la la la ♪
1241
01:14:32,052 --> 01:14:36,849
♪ Tis the season to be jolly
Fa la la la la la la la la♪
1242
01:14:36,932 --> 01:14:42,021
♪ Sing we joyous all together
Fa la la la la la la la la♪
1243
01:14:42,104 --> 01:14:47,234
♪ Heedless of the wind and weather
Fa la la la la la la la la♪
1244
01:14:47,318 --> 01:14:53,782
♪ Fa la la la la la la la la
La la la ♪
1245
01:14:57,036 --> 01:14:59,538
- This is all your handiwork.
- Huh?
1246
01:14:59,622 --> 01:15:03,042
The money you helped us raise,
it gave Christmas to these kids.
1247
01:15:03,125 --> 01:15:05,085
You're part of the family now.
1248
01:15:13,010 --> 01:15:14,053
Hmm.
1249
01:15:16,305 --> 01:15:18,849
Ugh! Boring.
1250
01:15:20,893 --> 01:15:24,063
Ooh, no teeth. That's hot.
1251
01:15:30,861 --> 01:15:31,904
Oh.
1252
01:15:35,783 --> 01:15:39,912
Oh, yeah. Who's got the pussy lips now,
motherfucker?
1253
01:15:41,372 --> 01:15:43,582
- I never gave you this.
- Thank you. Thank you.
1254
01:15:43,666 --> 01:15:44,667
Room 523.
1255
01:15:44,750 --> 01:15:46,460
I'd like to call to the stage now
1256
01:15:46,544 --> 01:15:50,130
a very special member of our choir.
1257
01:15:50,214 --> 01:15:54,176
Please say hello to Thurman Merman.
Thurman?
1258
01:16:02,309 --> 01:16:06,355
♪ Silent night ♪
1259
01:16:06,438 --> 01:16:10,734
♪ Holy night♪
1260
01:16:10,818 --> 01:16:14,113
♪ All is calm♪
1261
01:16:15,030 --> 01:16:18,409
♪ All is bright♪
1262
01:16:18,492 --> 01:16:25,499
♪ 'Round yon virgin mother and child♪
1263
01:16:27,293 --> 01:16:33,924
♪ Holy infant so tender and mild♪
1264
01:16:35,259 --> 01:16:42,141
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace♪
1265
01:16:43,934 --> 01:16:49,565
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace♪
1266
01:16:52,026 --> 01:16:55,904
♪ Silent night♪
1267
01:16:55,988 --> 01:17:00,284
♪ Holy night♪
1268
01:17:00,367 --> 01:17:06,999
♪ Shepherds quake at the sight♪
1269
01:17:08,334 --> 01:17:15,174
♪ Glories stream from heaven afar♪
1270
01:17:16,592 --> 01:17:23,349
♪ Heavenly hosts sing hallelujah♪
1271
01:17:24,224 --> 01:17:31,106
♪ Christ the savior is born♪
1272
01:17:32,775 --> 01:17:37,738
♪ Christ the savior is born♪
1273
01:17:41,200 --> 01:17:42,826
Find them. All of them!
1274
01:18:05,891 --> 01:18:07,309
Go! Go, go, go, go!
1275
01:18:09,144 --> 01:18:11,647
Gina, check the security cameras.
1276
01:18:11,730 --> 01:18:13,023
Copy, checking.
1277
01:18:14,566 --> 01:18:15,567
Oh, shit!
1278
01:18:25,244 --> 01:18:28,330
- Three minutes, Willie, come on!
- Shut the fuck up! I can't hear.
1279
01:18:28,414 --> 01:18:30,958
Just hurry your ass!
1280
01:18:37,798 --> 01:18:38,882
What the hell is this?
1281
01:18:38,966 --> 01:18:40,443
Wait, bring up my office,
I wanna see the safe.
1282
01:18:40,467 --> 01:18:42,678
I can't, sir.
It still has eight minutes to reboot.
1283
01:18:42,761 --> 01:18:44,138
What? Call the police!
1284
01:18:44,221 --> 01:18:45,723
- Let's go, come on!
- I'm on it.
1285
01:18:46,515 --> 01:18:50,060
Well, that can't be more
than half a million, 600 tops.
1286
01:18:50,144 --> 01:18:51,812
Well, fuck, that's all we got.
1287
01:18:51,895 --> 01:18:54,523
Perfect amount for my cut.
1288
01:18:57,735 --> 01:19:02,865
Are you shitting me? Really?
You know the old lady's right.
1289
01:19:05,451 --> 01:19:07,578
Not so big now, are you?
1290
01:19:24,720 --> 01:19:27,473
Come on, come on,
come on, come on.
1291
01:19:29,349 --> 01:19:30,976
Motherfuckers!
1292
01:19:31,059 --> 01:19:36,106
- Lock it down. The whole building!
- We're on a level-ten lockdown.
1293
01:19:36,190 --> 01:19:37,483
Lockdown level ten.
1294
01:19:39,485 --> 01:19:41,361
- Get in!
- You get in!
1295
01:19:41,445 --> 01:19:43,085
Evacuate the concert!
And search everyone.
1296
01:19:52,498 --> 01:19:55,876
Halle-fucking-lujah!
1297
01:19:55,959 --> 01:19:58,045
Oh, baby!
1298
01:20:00,756 --> 01:20:02,216
- Oh!
1299
01:20:03,383 --> 01:20:05,302
Sweet Jesus, you made it!
1300
01:20:05,385 --> 01:20:08,222
What's the fucking Santy Claus outfit
all about?
1301
01:20:08,305 --> 01:20:10,015
Now step the fuck back!
1302
01:20:10,098 --> 01:20:13,185
- What are you doing, runt?
- It's called thinning the herd.
1303
01:20:13,268 --> 01:20:16,647
World's gonna be a better place
without the fucking Sokes in it.
1304
01:20:16,730 --> 01:20:19,066
I'm gonna live like a king this time.
1305
01:20:19,149 --> 01:20:22,486
- A fucking sultan!
- Not in this lifetime, Sparky.
1306
01:20:22,569 --> 01:20:26,281
- The bag goes with me.
- You mean with us.
1307
01:20:26,365 --> 01:20:30,035
- No, I mean me.
- What the fuck did you just say?
1308
01:20:30,118 --> 01:20:34,248
When I said this was my last job,
I meant it was my last job with you.
1309
01:20:35,916 --> 01:20:39,628
I knew I should've left, second
I saw your miserable fucking face.
1310
01:20:41,380 --> 01:20:43,006
Why did I forget?
1311
01:20:43,090 --> 01:20:46,510
Nice job on the safe, though.
Yeah, I'm real proud of you.
1312
01:20:46,593 --> 01:20:48,971
Well, you know something, Mama?
1313
01:20:49,054 --> 01:20:51,056
Maybe you're not as smart
as you think you are.
1314
01:20:51,139 --> 01:20:54,601
Did you forget about this?
1315
01:20:54,685 --> 01:20:57,521
Oh, how could I have forgotten?
1316
01:20:58,564 --> 01:21:01,900
Go ahead. Shoot me, shitstick.
1317
01:21:17,374 --> 01:21:19,084
They're blanks, Willie.
1318
01:21:19,167 --> 01:21:23,839
You really think I'd be dumb enough
to put real bullets in that gun?
1319
01:21:23,922 --> 01:21:27,467
Well, I ain't afraid of you, bitch!
I'll blow a hole through your ass so...
1320
01:21:31,388 --> 01:21:32,973
The fuck?
1321
01:21:33,056 --> 01:21:34,933
Drop your weapons!
Put your hands in the...
1322
01:21:35,017 --> 01:21:38,353
Hey, hang on a second. She's got
the money, I'm just a fucking guy!
1323
01:22:04,671 --> 01:22:07,174
Willie! Hey, Willie!
1324
01:22:17,601 --> 01:22:20,437
Ticket please.
1325
01:22:37,746 --> 01:22:40,415
Let us through right now.
We're chasing a suspect.
1326
01:23:11,822 --> 01:23:15,867
Come here.
1327
01:23:32,134 --> 01:23:34,219
Come on, man.
1328
01:23:52,404 --> 01:23:55,073
Hey!
1329
01:23:55,157 --> 01:23:59,494
- Found this on the coffee table.
- Well, hoo-fucking-rah, William.
1330
01:23:59,578 --> 01:24:02,247
Well, give me the fucking bag.
I'm taking this back to the kids.
1331
01:24:02,330 --> 01:24:04,541
I'd rather them have it
than your sorry ass.
1332
01:24:04,624 --> 01:24:08,336
- Don't test me, boy.
- You're gonna shoot me too?
1333
01:24:12,674 --> 01:24:19,097
- You fucking shot me!
- I told you I would. You never listen.
1334
01:24:21,683 --> 01:24:25,520
Let go of the bag, William.
Let go of the bag.
1335
01:24:25,604 --> 01:24:29,024
Goddamn it, let go of the fucking bag!
1336
01:24:36,740 --> 01:24:38,992
Money!
1337
01:24:40,118 --> 01:24:42,913
It's raining money!
1338
01:24:47,501 --> 01:24:48,919
She's got a gun!
1339
01:24:51,671 --> 01:24:53,340
Willie!
1340
01:24:57,469 --> 01:24:58,845
Drop the weapon! Get down!
1341
01:24:58,929 --> 01:25:00,931
The fuck is going on? Hey, goddamn it!
1342
01:25:01,389 --> 01:25:04,434
I caught a fucking
midget-murdering fucking armed robber.
1343
01:25:04,518 --> 01:25:06,061
I'm a goddamn hero.
1344
01:25:24,120 --> 01:25:27,082
Don't worry, Willie. I'm okay.
It's just in my butt.
1345
01:25:29,668 --> 01:25:30,669
Willie?
1346
01:25:30,752 --> 01:25:33,588
No!
1347
01:25:36,174 --> 01:25:38,134
Oh, f...
1348
01:25:39,094 --> 01:25:43,390
Stand clear.
1349
01:25:45,308 --> 01:25:50,230
Oh! Fuck me!
1350
01:25:52,315 --> 01:25:55,235
- Merry Christmas.
- Yeah.
1351
01:26:01,199 --> 01:26:04,327
Well, I guess this is
what they call a happy ending.
1352
01:26:04,411 --> 01:26:08,331
But as far as Christmas miracles go,
shit, I don't know.
1353
01:26:08,415 --> 01:26:11,209
That asshole Regent ended up
getting busted
1354
01:26:11,293 --> 01:26:14,462
while I got off clean by ratting out
my steaming pile of shit mother.
1355
01:26:16,590 --> 01:26:20,176
Guess I did learn one thing about family
from that crazy bitch.
1356
01:26:20,260 --> 01:26:23,513
And that is, if yours happens to be
a bag of dicks, then fuck them.
1357
01:26:23,597 --> 01:26:26,224
- Start over.
- .I' Oh yeah candles burning low ♪
1358
01:26:27,559 --> 01:26:29,477
♪ Lots of mistletoe♪
1359
01:26:30,520 --> 01:26:33,607
♪ Lots of snow and ice♪
1360
01:26:33,690 --> 01:26:36,610
♪ Everywhere we go♪
1361
01:26:36,693 --> 01:26:39,321
♪ Choirs singing carols♪
1362
01:26:39,404 --> 01:26:42,115
♪ Right outside my door♪
1363
01:26:42,198 --> 01:26:45,201
♪ All these things and more♪
1364
01:26:45,285 --> 01:26:47,495
♪ All these things and more, babe♪
1365
01:26:47,579 --> 01:26:50,540
♪ That's what Christmas means to me
My love ♪
1366
01:26:50,624 --> 01:26:56,171
♪ That's what Christmas means to me
My love ♪
1367
01:26:56,254 --> 01:26:58,381
♪ Yeah ♪
1368
01:27:00,216 --> 01:27:03,845
So maybe there is no such thing
as a Christmas miracle, or whatever.
1369
01:27:07,223 --> 01:27:11,394
But I've worn the suit enough to know
a perfect Christmas gift when I see one.
1370
01:27:15,899 --> 01:27:20,445
And like the kid says,
"The best gifts are always a surprise."
1371
01:27:27,577 --> 01:27:30,664
So if a happy ending is staring at you
right in the fucking face,
1372
01:27:30,747 --> 01:27:35,460
then just say, "All right,
I guess I'll take it."
1373
01:27:35,543 --> 01:27:38,964
♪ And wish you a Merry Christmas, baby♪
1374
01:27:39,047 --> 01:27:40,632
♪ Wish you a Merry Christmas, baby♪
1375
01:27:40,715 --> 01:27:43,760
♪ And such happiness in the coming year♪
1376
01:27:43,843 --> 01:27:46,846
♪ And such happiness in the coming year♪
1377
01:27:46,930 --> 01:27:50,225
♪ Baby, baby, baby♪
1378
01:27:50,308 --> 01:27:52,644
♪ All these things and more, baby♪
1379
01:27:52,727 --> 01:27:56,022
♪ That's what Christmas means to me
My love ♪
1380
01:27:56,106 --> 01:27:59,442
♪ That's what Christmas means to me
My love ♪