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How y'doin?

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I used to be
Jimmy Falcone,

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a capo in a New York
crime family.

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Now, you probably
think bein' a mobster

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was all bustin' knees
and deep sixin' guys...

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...which it kinda was.

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See, violence was our thing...
even on a slow day.

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Ha ha!
Got ya!

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[chuckles]
Good shot, Jimmy.

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But when it came
to other gangs,

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I had a real knack
for keepin' the peace -

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like a referee
for wise guys.

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For instance,

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I was friendly with
the Russian mafia...

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Yo Boris,
I brought vodka.

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Let's get drunk and
make fun of the Triad.

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...I was respectful
to the Chinese mafia...

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[firecrackers]

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Happy New Year!

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What?
I miss it?

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You guys keep
changin' the day.

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Anyway...
Chen,

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you really gonna
let those Ruskies

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walk all over you?

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Which one of you
is Chen again?

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Heck, I even had
an open door policy

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with the gay mafia.

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Oh my god!

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I can't believe you wore those
shoes with that tie, Donny.

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Oh yeah, coming from
the guy who wore beige...

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in December.
[chuckles]

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Fellas, fellas...

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we gotta talk
about the Chinese.

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They really got
it in for ya'.

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[loud gunfire]

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Then a gang war broke out

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between the Russians, the
Chinese, and the gay dudes.

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Which I had nothin'
to do with!

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[screams]

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Until I took over
their business.

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Ha-ha-ha.

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Anyway, now
I'm Jimmy McDougal,

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livin' in witness
protection in Canada,

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where they don't know
nothin' about peacekeepin'.

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Actually, Pop,
Canada's armed forces

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are well known for -Lay off, will ya?

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I'm tryin' to
make a point.

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What was I gonna say?

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Oh yeah...
Fugget about it!

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♪ Let me tell you
something ♪

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♪ 'bout a friend
or ours named Jimmy ♪

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♪ made the Wiseguy and
the Capo with Gambini ♪

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♪ When he found out they'd
be whacking Uncle Cheech ♪

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♪ He take the boss,

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♪ He threw him from
the 19th floor suite ♪

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♪ Wasn't much long
'til the mob wants him dead ♪

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♪ So Jimmy had no choice
but to talk to all the Feds ♪

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♪ the Feds say they have to
take and use him as a pawn ♪

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♪ So he ratted out his friends
and moved to Saskatchewan ♪

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♪ Fugget about it

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♪ Fugget about it

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♪ Fugget about it

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Oh!
Fugget about it!

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Hey Jimmy, this guy says
the test drive's over.

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He wants us to get
back to the dealership.

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[laughs][screams]

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Fugget I said
anything.

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You hungry?I could eat.

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[loud crash]

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[gibberish]

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Yeah, I'll have
the Deerburger.

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Side of antlers.

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[cocks gun] [deer cries]

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Sounds good.
I'll have the same.

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[gunshot, deer cries]

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Actually come
to think of it,

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lemme have
a Bison burger.

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[gunshot, bison groans]

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Nah, you know what? [cocks rifle]

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Deerburger's fine. [gunshot, deer cries]

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[gasp]

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Hang on, Cheech!

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[loud crash]

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Jimmy! I think we
travelled back in time...

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to an episode of Little
House on the Prairie!

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Are you hurt, strangers?

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What the hell
are ya doin'

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ridin' a buggy in
snowmobile country?

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Actually, this is
Mennonite country.

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What the
[beep] is that?

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You know, where they
make the deodorant.

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No stranger, we are a humble,
God-fearing folk

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who shun modern
conveniences

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such as cars,
electricity, and zippers.

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So, in other words,
you're poor.

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Hope things
pick up for ya'.

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In truth, we are an
ultra-orthodox branch

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of the Mennonite tree.

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We broke away from our
brethren in nineteen -

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Yo Rabbi, I'm on the
edge of my seat here,

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but I gotta run.

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I fear the iron pig
you ride is dead.

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Looks like we're
walkin' back to Regina.

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Regina?

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We too are travelling to
that Sodom and Gomorrah.

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I am Jakob.

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These are my brothers
Samuel and Eli.

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We are going on
our rumspringa.

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I think you mean
winespritza.

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Rumspringa is a period
in which young Mennonites

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leave our community to
experience modern society.

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We are looking for

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what you people would
call "a good time".

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Do you know where we
can find such a time?

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Tell ya what.

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You boys give us
a ride into town

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and we'll help
you out with that.

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You would do
that for us?

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Hoh!
Not so fast.

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Throw in some chickens
and you got a deal.

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[♪]

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So what kinda good time
you boys lookin' for?

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Disneyland or
Playboy mansion?

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Jakob! Samuel!
Look!

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The lights of
the Emerald City!

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[heavenly choir]

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[sign buzzes]

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Mine eyes! [horns honking]

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Hey! We're
walkin' here!

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Where the hell
have you been?

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And what's this about you
stealin' a snowmobile?

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We didn't steal nothin'.
We took it for a test drive.

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It failed.

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Jimmy, what have
I told you

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about taking things that
don't belong to you?

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It's not the
Canadian way.

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Unless we're
talking Native land,

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but we like to pretend
that never happened.

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My point is, what kind
of nation would this be

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if everyone just took
whatever struck their fancy

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with no regard
for other people?

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America?Exactly.

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And who the hell
are these guys?

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This is Jakob and...

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the other one
and the other one.

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Jimmy, why is the cast
of "Witness" in my house?

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It's like this, Cookie.

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These are Men-in-tights
on a Rumpelstiltskin

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lookin' for
a good time.

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Speakin' of good times,
I gotta use the john.

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And I better get some groceries
now that we got guests.

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Relax, dinner's
covered.

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[loud clucking]

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Hey.
I'm Theresa.

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He-hello.
I am Jakob.

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I am here to taste the
delights of the big city.

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Boy did you come
to the right place.

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I'm going to show
Jakob my delights.

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I mean my sights -
the sights.

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Bye.

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Listen punk, rumspringa
or no springa,

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I expect you to behave
like a gentleman.

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Home by midnight.

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And don't drink and drive.

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I neither drink
nor drive.

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Good, now get
the hell outta here.

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Alright Cook, Cheech
and I are gonna

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take the other two
out for some fun.

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Jimmy, be very careful
with those boys.

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I've seen many a
rumspringa turn to tragedy

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when the modern world
proves overwhelming

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for young Mennonites.

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Relax McCool, they're
farmers, not cavemen.

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Mm, your well-water
is so clean and fresh...

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and blue!

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Oh, Jakob.

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Your hay-baling
arms make me feel

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like I'm on the cover of
a Harlequin Romance novel,

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and that maybe,
just maybe,

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my dress is torn -

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[grunts]

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I think,
Theresa,

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you are the most beautiful
woman I have ever met.

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I think, Jakob,
you are right.

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You are also the only
woman I have ever met

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to whom I am
not related.

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Ah, what a gentleman!

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I figure we'll loosen 'em
up with a few cocktails

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at the Sky Tickler
Lounge,

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then on to Little India
for the snake and kitty show.

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That darn cat
is such a charmer.

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[elevator dings]

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It's only five
storeys up,

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but on a clear day you
can see everything...

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...which, really, ain't much.

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[elevator dings]

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How can this be?

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We are not where
we started.

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We drove here
in a $60,000 SUV,

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but the elevator's
a big deal?

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What new wonders
await us on three?

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Not too bright, huh?

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This from a guy who
forgets to wear pants.

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Aw crap.

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You'd think four hours
riding in the "magic closet"

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would be enough
excitement for anyone.

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But no, you two have to go
and pull the fire alarm.

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[alarm ringing]

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[♪]

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[sighs]

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THERESA!

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Daddy!Brothers!

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Theresa raised
a barn...

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in my pants!

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Daddy!
Calm down.

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We didn't do anything!

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We did not?

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Then why are my
unterhosen damp?

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That's it!

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What is goin'
on down here?

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I'm about to turn this
Quaker Oats into porridge.

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Daddy, all we did
was make out a bit.

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Promise.

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Jakob and I
are in love.

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He's invited me
to meet his family

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and stay in their village,
and I said yes -

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Oh Jesus...

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I love him.
The real way.

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Not just the
yes-I'll-go-to-Cabo-

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for-the-weekend way.

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Hey, can I have
her room?

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Theresa, you do realize
Jakob is a Mennonite.

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I think you mean
Mannonite,

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and yes,
he's my Mannonite.

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Theresa Maria Falcone,
there is no way

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you're runnin' off with some
weirdy-beardy you just met!

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Mom!
This is so unfair!

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I'm old enough to
make my own mistakes.

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Okay lemmie get
this straight.

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You're gonna live
without electricity?

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Our love is electric.

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And no running water?

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Jakob's love is all
the fluid I need.

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[cackles]

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I'm sorry, but you?

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On a farm?

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[laughter]

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JIMMY:
She's really going.

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You sure you're okay
with this?

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You kiddin' me?
She'll be back by dinner-time.

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I'm givin' three to one on that.
Interested?

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Fifty bucks says she'll
sleeps here tonight.

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I want a piece
of that action.

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I abhor gambling.

255
00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:48,266
Gimme twenty
on noon tomorrow.

256
00:08:52,183 --> 00:08:53,924
What a pleasant ride.

257
00:08:53,924 --> 00:08:55,447
And it only took us
nine hours.

258
00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:58,058
You really oughta get
your heater fixed.

259
00:08:58,058 --> 00:09:00,365
Shhh.
My father is coming.

260
00:09:00,365 --> 00:09:02,410
Relax.
Dads love me.

261
00:09:02,410 --> 00:09:03,847
Jakob?
What is this?

262
00:09:03,847 --> 00:09:05,936
You were supposed to
sample the modern world,

263
00:09:05,936 --> 00:09:07,285
not bring it
back with you.

264
00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:09,287
Father, this
is Theresa.

265
00:09:09,287 --> 00:09:11,724
Father?
Get outta town!

266
00:09:11,724 --> 00:09:13,944
You look more like
Jakob's brother.

267
00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:16,555
Truth be told, I am
a little of both.

268
00:09:16,555 --> 00:09:19,993
Now young woman, we are
not used to outsiders here.

269
00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:22,126
As long as you remain
in this settlement,

270
00:09:22,126 --> 00:09:23,127
I trust you shall
respect our customs,

271
00:09:23,127 --> 00:09:25,999
our morals,
and our values.

272
00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:28,567
You got it, Pops.

273
00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:30,308
So what's your
wi-fi password?

274
00:09:33,528 --> 00:09:34,747
This is a mall.

275
00:09:34,747 --> 00:09:35,792
It's where people come

276
00:09:35,792 --> 00:09:37,228
to buy things they
don't really need.

277
00:09:37,228 --> 00:09:39,752
Maybe you boys can pick
something up for your Mom.

278
00:09:39,752 --> 00:09:41,493
Something to take
back to her...

279
00:09:41,493 --> 00:09:42,407
when you go home...
hopefully soon.

280
00:09:46,106 --> 00:09:48,631
It's not gonna hurt you.
Just get on.

281
00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:50,807
Where do these
steps come from?

282
00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:52,547
What strange magic
is this?

283
00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:55,463
Weeee!

284
00:09:55,463 --> 00:09:58,031
Weeeee!

285
00:09:58,031 --> 00:09:59,946
Weeee!

286
00:09:59,946 --> 00:10:01,861
Samuel look!
The steps.

287
00:10:01,861 --> 00:10:03,471
They vanish.

288
00:10:03,471 --> 00:10:05,169
HEY! don't put
your face down there-

289
00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:06,953
Help!
It wants my chin blanket -

290
00:10:06,953 --> 00:10:08,912
[loud scream]

291
00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:11,479
[siren]

292
00:10:12,872 --> 00:10:14,395
Wait, modern medicine
is forbidden to us -

293
00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,573
[sighs]

294
00:10:18,573 --> 00:10:20,097
I feel better...

295
00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,579
[rooster crows]

296
00:10:24,579 --> 00:10:25,276
[groans]

297
00:10:25,276 --> 00:10:27,931
Five more minutes...

298
00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:29,628
[stifled crowing]

299
00:10:29,628 --> 00:10:31,586
Wake up my modern woman!

300
00:10:31,586 --> 00:10:33,153
Jakob, not yet.

301
00:10:33,153 --> 00:10:34,981
I haven't even
put my face on.

302
00:10:34,981 --> 00:10:35,939
Hand me my make-up...

303
00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:37,984
Ah! Such whore-paint
is forbidden here.

304
00:10:37,984 --> 00:10:41,727
Jakob, I am already concerned
by this girl's sloth.

305
00:10:41,727 --> 00:10:44,817
Now get up, it is only
two hours until sunrise.

306
00:10:44,817 --> 00:10:46,210
Time for breakfast.

307
00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:48,386
Haven't you people
heard of beauty sleep?

308
00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:49,953
[growls]

309
00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:51,737
I guess not...

310
00:10:51,737 --> 00:10:52,607
[grunts]

311
00:10:52,607 --> 00:10:54,784
I'll have coffee
and a bagel.

312
00:10:54,784 --> 00:10:56,307
We do not allow bagels...

313
00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:59,310
with their sensual roundness
and tempting holes.

314
00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:02,008
Fine.
What else ya got?

315
00:11:02,008 --> 00:11:03,531
You misunderstand.

316
00:11:03,531 --> 00:11:05,185
Women's breakfast
was hours ago.

317
00:11:05,185 --> 00:11:07,710
Now is the time for you to
make the men's breakfast.

318
00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:10,060
In my country,

319
00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:11,714
we stop playing with
Play Doh in grade two.

320
00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:13,890
And here, playing
is forbidden.

321
00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:16,196
I was joking.Also forbidden.

322
00:11:16,196 --> 00:11:18,808
You must learn the value
of doing chores.

323
00:11:18,808 --> 00:11:21,636
Look at Helga, she is
proficient at chores

324
00:11:21,636 --> 00:11:24,074
and therefore has
many suitors...

325
00:11:24,074 --> 00:11:26,032
[wolf whistles][donkey braying]

326
00:11:27,904 --> 00:11:29,383
Now this
I know how to do!

327
00:11:30,776 --> 00:11:40,525
♪ [rock music]

328
00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:43,049
Let us find something else
for you to do, ahem.

329
00:11:44,311 --> 00:11:48,228
[grunting]

330
00:11:49,882 --> 00:11:50,753
[door opens]What is going on here?

331
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:52,842
Oooh...

332
00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:55,192
[grunting]

333
00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:57,847
[clears throat]

334
00:11:57,847 --> 00:11:59,152
[grunting louder]

335
00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:02,808
[grunting louder]

336
00:12:02,808 --> 00:12:03,896
Ahh!

337
00:12:03,896 --> 00:12:06,681
[panting]

338
00:12:09,902 --> 00:12:11,948
There's this kid who's
behind on his lunch money.

339
00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:16,300
He's in high-school so
I want youse to be my muscle.

340
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:17,736
Oooh, what does
this task entail?

341
00:12:17,736 --> 00:12:21,348
If he gets outta line,
you two slap him around.

342
00:12:21,348 --> 00:12:22,959
"Slap around"?

343
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:24,221
Is that some kind of dance?

344
00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:25,613
We do not dance.

345
00:12:25,613 --> 00:12:27,137
Who said anything
about a dance?

346
00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:29,095
Just beat his head in!Oh no.

347
00:12:29,095 --> 00:12:31,010
We are a peace-
loving people.

348
00:12:31,010 --> 00:12:32,664
We cannot raise our
hand to another man.

349
00:12:32,664 --> 00:12:35,667
Then use your freakin'
foot, why do I care?

350
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,103
Let's go. [horns honking]

351
00:12:37,103 --> 00:12:38,496
Not yet,
ya mooks!

352
00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:39,976
If you're gonna
cross the street,

353
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:41,673
you gotta watch
the signals.

354
00:12:43,109 --> 00:12:44,763
Stop, Gina!

355
00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:46,896
The stern little man commands
us to stand like this.

356
00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:49,463
No, no, ya got it all wrong.

357
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:52,031
Hurry, Samuel!

358
00:12:52,031 --> 00:12:53,816
The orange hand
beckons us forward!

359
00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:54,251
What is wrong
with you retards?

360
00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:56,122
[horns honking]

361
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,909
[beeping]

362
00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:03,608
Oh, thank heaven, the medicine
that makes us feel better.

363
00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:08,352
Ah, that's the stuff...

364
00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:10,920
More, more...

365
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,312
Please, please.

366
00:13:12,312 --> 00:13:14,619
I'll suck
your [beep].

367
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:18,057
[rooster crows]

368
00:13:18,057 --> 00:13:20,451
Your father's been
working me like a dog.

369
00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:22,322
I'm exhausted.

370
00:13:22,322 --> 00:13:24,847
But not too
exhausted.

371
00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:26,631
Wanna go to
the hayloft?

372
00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:28,372
More chores?

373
00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:30,940
Theresa, you
are insatiable.

374
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,202
I've heard that.

375
00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:33,420
Don't know what it means,
but I've heard it.

376
00:13:33,420 --> 00:13:34,595
Oh, no.

377
00:13:34,595 --> 00:13:36,597
Those follies may
have been acceptable

378
00:13:36,597 --> 00:13:37,772
on my rumspringa,

379
00:13:37,772 --> 00:13:38,861
but we are back in
the real world now.

380
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:41,864
Don't you want to
play Amish schoolgirl?

381
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:44,431
Amish girls don't
go to school, silly.

382
00:13:44,431 --> 00:13:45,128
[chuckles]

383
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:46,520
Now, off to bed.

384
00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:49,828
I will be thinking
of you...

385
00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:51,395
but not with
my hands.

386
00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:53,440
Bad hands.
Devil's hands!

387
00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:54,789
I have handcuffs!

388
00:13:54,789 --> 00:13:58,706
Okay, it's official.
This place sucks.

389
00:13:58,706 --> 00:14:00,143
[sighs]

390
00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:01,448
[rooster crows]

391
00:14:01,448 --> 00:14:02,667
DAMMIT!

392
00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:07,585
Put that away.

393
00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:09,761
Such prideful adornments
are forbidden.

394
00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:10,414
What, it's just
a hair-clip.

395
00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:13,025
It is much more
than that.

396
00:14:13,025 --> 00:14:15,462
It is a dagger that will pierce
the heart of our community.

397
00:14:15,462 --> 00:14:17,073
It is dangerous.

398
00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:17,987
Only if I stick it
in your eye.

399
00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:20,293
I have spoken!

400
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,034
There is no more to
say on the matter!

401
00:14:22,034 --> 00:14:23,818
Well I have more to
say on the matter!

402
00:14:23,818 --> 00:14:25,168
[beep]
this!

403
00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:25,646
[gasps][bowl shatters]

404
00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:29,215
So you guys have never
seen a train before?

405
00:14:29,215 --> 00:14:30,738
Only in the distance.

406
00:14:30,738 --> 00:14:32,740
We thought they
were metal snakes

407
00:14:32,740 --> 00:14:34,220
that would
eat our souls.

408
00:14:34,220 --> 00:14:35,439
Well that's just silly.

409
00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:37,267
There's no such thing
as souls.

410
00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:40,487
Did you know these tracks run
clear across the continent?

411
00:14:40,487 --> 00:14:42,576
In fact, early on
it was referred to as...

412
00:14:42,576 --> 00:14:45,623
Look Samuel.
I have found medicine.

413
00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:47,451
Uh, guys, I wouldn't
touch those...

414
00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:48,408
Seriously, guys,
that's not safe -

415
00:14:48,408 --> 00:14:50,323
IT MAKES ME
FEEL BETTER!

416
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:54,066
[loud retching]

417
00:14:54,066 --> 00:14:56,460
I do not feel
better, Samuel.

418
00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:01,682
[♪]

419
00:15:01,682 --> 00:15:03,554
We need to talk.Theresa!

420
00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:05,382
Why is your head naked?

421
00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:06,644
Yeah, about that...

422
00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:08,037
This isn't working out.

423
00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:09,734
I thought when I came here

424
00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:12,084
it would be quaint,
like doing it on a quilt.

425
00:15:12,084 --> 00:15:13,390
Doing what?

426
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:14,130
See?
I don't fit in here.

427
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:16,306
Can I catch a ride
into town?

428
00:15:16,306 --> 00:15:18,438
I do not understand.

429
00:15:18,438 --> 00:15:19,744
We are to be
married tomorrow.

430
00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:20,875
What?

431
00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:21,876
With God's blessing,

432
00:15:21,876 --> 00:15:23,617
you will be pregnant
by the weekend.

433
00:15:23,617 --> 00:15:25,532
Dude, I'm only
seventeen.

434
00:15:25,532 --> 00:15:26,838
I'm too young
to get married.

435
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,753
That is witch talk!

436
00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:31,843
My mother was a spinster
of fifteen when she wed.

437
00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:33,932
In any case, you
agreed to be my wife

438
00:15:33,932 --> 00:15:35,499
the moment you sat
in my buggy.

439
00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:37,283
This is crazy!

440
00:15:37,283 --> 00:15:40,243
My little lamb,
you just have cold feet.

441
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:41,592
We have a cure
for that.

442
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,508
You could've just
given me socks!

443
00:15:47,902 --> 00:15:48,947
Ow! Ow!

444
00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:49,382
Give me another try?

445
00:15:53,299 --> 00:15:56,172
Ow! Ah!
Ah! AH!

446
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:57,434
Son of a!

447
00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:58,739
My fingers gotta
go on a diet.

448
00:15:58,739 --> 00:15:59,871
Heh heh,
your fingers?

449
00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:01,873
Jimmy, Theresa hasn't
updated her Twitter feed

450
00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:03,005
in twelve hours.

451
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:05,398
Hash tag, I'm worried.

452
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:06,225
[loud thump]

453
00:16:07,574 --> 00:16:09,750
Stupid bird.

454
00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:12,231
We solemnly invite you
to the joyless union

455
00:16:12,231 --> 00:16:14,103
of Jakob and Theresa

456
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:16,540
under the eyes of a
stern and merciless God.

457
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,281
What?

458
00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:21,066
The bride and groom are
registered at Barns and Stable.

459
00:16:21,066 --> 00:16:23,460
If I'm readin' this right, I
think Theresa's getting married.

460
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,070
The hell she is!

461
00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:26,115
Oh my God!
They're a cult.

462
00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:28,334
My baby girl's been
kidnapped by a cult!

463
00:16:28,334 --> 00:16:30,771
Aw crap. I'm gonna
take a bath on this.

464
00:16:30,771 --> 00:16:32,164
Lemme see that.

465
00:16:32,164 --> 00:16:34,297
How are we supposed to RSPV?

466
00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:36,473
Jimmy, get your shotgun.
We're goin' to a wedding!

467
00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:37,822
[cocks gun]

468
00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:38,431
Should I wear my blue
suit, or the pinstripe?

469
00:16:43,088 --> 00:16:44,916
[rooster crows]

470
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:46,961
Give it a rest, will ya?

471
00:16:46,961 --> 00:16:48,876
Isn't it exciting?

472
00:16:48,876 --> 00:16:50,530
You are permitted to choose

473
00:16:50,530 --> 00:16:52,619
the color of your
wedding dress.

474
00:16:52,619 --> 00:16:54,752
Gray or off-gray?

475
00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:57,189
Off-gray.
Most assuredly.

476
00:16:57,189 --> 00:16:58,364
[donkey braying]

477
00:16:58,364 --> 00:16:59,757
Where the hell is Jakob?[giggles]

478
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:04,196
In the barn learning about
the birds and the bees.

479
00:17:04,196 --> 00:17:06,981
These are birds.
These are bees.

480
00:17:06,981 --> 00:17:08,592
This is your penis.

481
00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:09,897
This is your penis
on drugs.

482
00:17:09,897 --> 00:17:12,161
[sizzling]

483
00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:13,423
Any questions?

484
00:17:16,730 --> 00:17:19,037
Hey! Why are you
burning my stuff!

485
00:17:19,037 --> 00:17:21,779
No, please, not
the hair dryer -

486
00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:22,910
Aaagh!

487
00:17:22,910 --> 00:17:25,348
What do you have against
full-bodied hair?

488
00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:27,132
What is wrong
with you people?

489
00:17:27,132 --> 00:17:28,438
Don't you get it?

490
00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:30,831
It's your life,
and you only get one!

491
00:17:30,831 --> 00:17:31,876
So make the most of it!

492
00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:34,270
Don't let anyone
tell you how to live!

493
00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:36,359
You can be
whatever you want to be!

494
00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:38,187
Could I be a shoemaker?

495
00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:39,492
I love shoes!

496
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:40,885
A DeVry graduate?

497
00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:42,147
Reach for the stars!

498
00:17:42,147 --> 00:17:43,017
How about a sodomite?

499
00:17:43,017 --> 00:17:46,586
[crickets chirping]

500
00:17:46,586 --> 00:17:49,720
You can be any
nationality you want!

501
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,983
And stop pretending
it's the fifties!

502
00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:53,593
What's so great about
spending eight hours

503
00:17:53,593 --> 00:17:54,855
to make a loaf of bread

504
00:17:54,855 --> 00:17:56,770
when you can get
one at Seven-Eleven?

505
00:17:56,770 --> 00:17:59,251
Technology can make
your life easier!

506
00:17:59,251 --> 00:18:01,688
Technology IS YOUR FRIEND![cheering]

507
00:18:01,688 --> 00:18:03,212
Oooh, she's right!

508
00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:05,214
Look at all this pornography!

509
00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:06,824
Won't be needing
you anymore.

510
00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:07,303
[screams]

511
00:18:11,045 --> 00:18:12,177
Man, I hope they have
a chocolate fountain!

512
00:18:12,177 --> 00:18:14,571
I love those things!

513
00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:16,355
This is all
my fault, Jimmy.

514
00:18:16,355 --> 00:18:18,009
I never should have
let Theresa go.

515
00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:19,358
Ah, don't beat
yourself up, Cook.

516
00:18:19,358 --> 00:18:20,794
Save it for the groom.

517
00:18:20,794 --> 00:18:22,056
What if they've
brainwashed her?

518
00:18:22,056 --> 00:18:24,276
What if they've got her in
robes, chanting at airports?

519
00:18:24,276 --> 00:18:25,712
[gasp]

520
00:18:25,712 --> 00:18:27,453
Oh my God, what if they're
about to drink the Kool-aid?

521
00:18:27,453 --> 00:18:28,454
Hurry up, Jimmy!

522
00:18:28,454 --> 00:18:30,195
I'm drivin' as fast
as I can,

523
00:18:30,195 --> 00:18:31,327
but I don't know
where I'm goin'.

524
00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:32,893
The sexy directions
lady is on the fritz.

525
00:18:32,893 --> 00:18:37,811
This thing says "You are
now leaving civilization"...

526
00:18:37,811 --> 00:18:39,204
If you're tryin' to drag
this out to win the pool,

527
00:18:39,204 --> 00:18:41,641
you're disqualified.

528
00:18:41,641 --> 00:18:43,513
Not to mention
morally bankrupt.

529
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:45,384
I'm hopin' to bang some
bridesmaids at this thing.

530
00:18:45,384 --> 00:18:48,518
Can ya head off
the uglies for me?

531
00:18:48,518 --> 00:18:51,999
[screaming][giggling]

532
00:18:51,999 --> 00:18:54,045
This isn't
what I meant!

533
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:56,395
Zippers are so much
easier than buttons!

534
00:18:56,395 --> 00:18:58,005
[moaning]

535
00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:01,226
[cheering][braying]

536
00:19:03,489 --> 00:19:04,838
[screaming]

537
00:19:04,838 --> 00:19:05,883
I didn't mean for
you to go crazy!

538
00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:09,234
I just meant you need
to think for yourselves!

539
00:19:09,234 --> 00:19:10,670
MAN: I think I'm gonna
screw me a goat!

540
00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:14,892
The one time I linger
in the outhouse...

541
00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:16,067
FOOLS!

542
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:17,808
[loud thunderclap]

543
00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:18,417
Ow!

544
00:19:18,417 --> 00:19:19,636
Ignorant heathens!

545
00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:21,681
You have been
tricked by the Devil!

546
00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:25,555
But I can finally feel
the wind on my face.

547
00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:26,077
It burns!

548
00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:28,558
Mark my words!

549
00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:31,256
This technology
will betray you!

550
00:19:31,256 --> 00:19:32,953
He's right.
Damn these roaming charges!

551
00:19:32,953 --> 00:19:35,565
[screams]

552
00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:36,783
It hurts when I pee.

553
00:19:36,783 --> 00:19:38,089
[bleats]

554
00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:42,006
The Devil has wormed its
way into our community

555
00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:43,790
in the form of this vixen.

556
00:19:43,790 --> 00:19:45,488
She is a witch!

557
00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:47,054
And you know what
we do with witches?

558
00:19:47,054 --> 00:19:50,014
Hm, do tell.

559
00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:51,624
We burn them!

560
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,670
Remember, think
for yourselves!

561
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,062
Burn the witch!

562
00:19:55,062 --> 00:19:57,195
Oh, crap...[shouting]

563
00:19:57,195 --> 00:19:58,327
What are you doing?

564
00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:01,286
You're supposed to be
freakin' pacifists!

565
00:20:01,286 --> 00:20:02,983
Shut up, witch!

566
00:20:02,983 --> 00:20:04,246
[engine revs]

567
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:09,076
Mommy! Daddy![screaming]

568
00:20:09,076 --> 00:20:10,339
Thank God you
still have hair!

569
00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:13,559
And... Cheech
wins the pool.

570
00:20:13,559 --> 00:20:15,561
Yes! Where am I
gonna put a pool?

571
00:20:15,561 --> 00:20:18,260
Time to kick some
Mennon-ass.

572
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:21,437
Run! He knows
how to fight!

573
00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:23,090
[screaming]

574
00:20:23,090 --> 00:20:24,527
It's just you and me,
ZZ Top.

575
00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:27,312
Bringeth it on.

576
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:36,539
[battle cries]

577
00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:38,715
That's quite enough,
gentlemen.

578
00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:40,543
Jimmy, roll down
your sleeves,

579
00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:42,806
unclench your fists,
and take a chill-pill.

580
00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:45,504
You sir, pitch
that pitchfork.

581
00:20:45,504 --> 00:20:46,375
What the hell are
you doin' here?

582
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:47,680
There was a noise
complaint

583
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,335
from the neighboring
Hutterite colony.

584
00:20:50,335 --> 00:20:52,250
[grunts]
Meddling Hutterites...

585
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:53,295
Come, my good man,

586
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:55,340
let us return you
to your gentle ways

587
00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:56,776
of peace and misogyny.

588
00:20:56,776 --> 00:20:58,125
These outsiders will
bother you no more.

589
00:20:58,125 --> 00:20:59,605
For Canada!

590
00:20:59,605 --> 00:21:02,260
Where you can live as you want,

591
00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:03,957
as long as you keep it down!

592
00:21:07,439 --> 00:21:08,658
Wait!Jakob?

593
00:21:08,658 --> 00:21:10,399
Theresa, do not go.

594
00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:12,096
I still love you.

595
00:21:12,096 --> 00:21:13,706
I am sure with time,

596
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:16,883
you will be numb with fatigue
and succumb to our ways.

597
00:21:16,883 --> 00:21:18,842
Oh Jakob,
I'm sorry,

598
00:21:18,842 --> 00:21:21,061
but I can't change myself
to fit into your world.

599
00:21:21,061 --> 00:21:25,109
I mean I can, but I won't,
'cause your world sucks.

600
00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:27,894
If you won't live in mine,
then I shall live in yours.

601
00:21:27,894 --> 00:21:30,375
You sure you wanna
do that, kid?[car beeps]

602
00:21:31,245 --> 00:21:33,770
Eli? Samuel?

603
00:21:33,770 --> 00:21:35,554
What have they
done to you?

604
00:21:35,554 --> 00:21:36,207
I'll never forget
you Jakob!

605
00:21:36,207 --> 00:21:38,949
I'll call you, er...

606
00:21:38,949 --> 00:21:40,254
e-mail you -

607
00:21:40,254 --> 00:21:42,518
well...
I'll text -[engine starts]

608
00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:44,128
Ah forget it.
I'll never see you again.

609
00:21:48,959 --> 00:21:50,221
My heart is broken.

610
00:21:50,221 --> 00:21:53,442
So is Samuel's.

611
00:21:53,442 --> 00:21:56,009
Is that a tattoo?

612
00:21:56,009 --> 00:21:57,663
JIMMY:
Who wants Deerburgers?

613
00:21:57,663 --> 00:21:59,099
CHEECH: Not me! Last time
I had a hoof in mine!

614
00:21:59,099 --> 00:22:00,362
[laughter]