1 00:00:01,512 --> 00:00:01,778 Finally. 2 00:00:02,746 --> 00:00:03,880 It's about freakin' time I get to tell my story. 3 00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:05,949 In case you're deaf, blind, 4 00:00:05,949 --> 00:00:07,984 or not into smokin' hot chicks, 5 00:00:07,984 --> 00:00:09,986 I'm Theresa Falcone. 6 00:00:09,986 --> 00:00:11,222 When I was younger, 7 00:00:11,222 --> 00:00:12,956 I used to love "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day". 8 00:00:12,956 --> 00:00:16,960 The guys at Dad's work were so much fun. 9 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:19,130 There was Frankie No-Fingers. 10 00:00:19,130 --> 00:00:20,164 Such a klutz, 11 00:00:20,164 --> 00:00:22,933 but boy could he thumb-wrestle! 12 00:00:22,933 --> 00:00:23,767 And Johnny Calculator used to help me 13 00:00:23,767 --> 00:00:25,902 with my counting homework. 14 00:00:25,902 --> 00:00:27,204 See Theresa? 15 00:00:27,204 --> 00:00:29,306 X minus Y equals Z. 16 00:00:29,306 --> 00:00:30,574 I'm supposed to be doin' math, 17 00:00:30,574 --> 00:00:31,575 not spelling. 18 00:00:31,575 --> 00:00:34,945 And Freddy Chuckles was always good for a laugh. 19 00:00:34,945 --> 00:00:36,147 Hey hey, Theresa. 20 00:00:36,147 --> 00:00:37,648 Smell my flower. 21 00:00:37,648 --> 00:00:39,116 (Sniffing) 22 00:00:39,116 --> 00:00:40,517 (Sneezing) 23 00:00:40,517 --> 00:00:41,552 Aw look. 24 00:00:41,552 --> 00:00:44,621 I'm all wet. 25 00:00:44,621 --> 00:00:48,625 (Sexy music playing) 26 00:00:48,625 --> 00:00:51,094 (Music stops abruptly) 27 00:00:51,094 --> 00:00:53,364 Theresa, get in the car. 28 00:00:53,364 --> 00:00:54,831 THERESA: I never saw those guys again. 29 00:00:54,831 --> 00:00:56,233 Now that we're livin' in Regina, 30 00:00:56,233 --> 00:00:58,335 I really miss the guys from Pop's work. 31 00:00:58,335 --> 00:00:59,936 Whatever happened to them? 32 00:00:59,936 --> 00:01:01,172 Nothin'. 33 00:01:01,172 --> 00:01:02,273 They just got "froze" outta the business. 34 00:01:04,074 --> 00:01:05,075 (Chuckling) 35 00:01:05,075 --> 00:01:06,210 What was that, Daddy? 36 00:01:06,210 --> 00:01:06,843 Nothin'. Fugget about it. 37 00:01:06,843 --> 00:01:08,745 But you just said-- 38 00:01:08,745 --> 00:01:10,547 Yeah, I said FUGGET ABOUT IT! 39 00:01:12,082 --> 00:01:13,250 * Let me tell you something * 40 00:01:13,250 --> 00:01:14,351 * 'bout a friend or ours named Jimmy * 41 00:01:14,351 --> 00:01:18,255 * made the Wiseguy and the Capo with Gambini * 42 00:01:18,255 --> 00:01:20,957 * When he found out they'd be whacking Uncle Cheech * 43 00:01:20,957 --> 00:01:21,825 * He take the boss, 44 00:01:21,825 --> 00:01:23,327 * He threw him from the 19th floor suite * 45 00:01:23,327 --> 00:01:26,330 * Wasn't much long 'til the mob wants him dead * 46 00:01:26,330 --> 00:01:29,333 * So Jimmy had no choice but to talk to all the Feds * 47 00:01:29,333 --> 00:01:33,069 * the Feds say they have to take and use him as a pawn * 48 00:01:33,069 --> 00:01:35,906 * So he ratted out his friends and moved to Saskatchewan * 49 00:01:35,906 --> 00:01:37,641 * Fugget about it 50 00:01:37,641 --> 00:01:38,842 * Fugget about it 51 00:01:38,842 --> 00:01:40,211 * Fugget about it 52 00:01:42,879 --> 00:01:46,217 (Grunting) 53 00:01:49,220 --> 00:01:49,753 Anything yet? 54 00:01:49,753 --> 00:01:51,822 Little more! 55 00:01:51,822 --> 00:01:52,989 Alright, that's perfect. 56 00:01:52,989 --> 00:01:55,025 TV ANNOUNCER: GANGSTER TV! 57 00:01:55,025 --> 00:01:57,594 All gangsters, all the time! 58 00:01:57,594 --> 00:01:58,028 Good job, kid. 59 00:01:58,028 --> 00:01:59,696 Now get down here! 60 00:01:59,696 --> 00:02:00,497 PETEY: Woa-woahhh! 61 00:02:00,497 --> 00:02:01,698 But be careful, it's slippery. 62 00:02:01,698 --> 00:02:03,967 What's all the racket? 63 00:02:03,967 --> 00:02:04,935 Yeah, I can barely hear myself think. 64 00:02:04,935 --> 00:02:07,103 What was I thinkin' about? 65 00:02:07,103 --> 00:02:08,372 Oh yeah. 66 00:02:08,372 --> 00:02:09,240 Boobs. 67 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:10,307 Everybody get in here! 68 00:02:10,307 --> 00:02:12,409 I'm gonna be on TV! 69 00:02:12,409 --> 00:02:14,245 You're gonna be on TV? 70 00:02:14,245 --> 00:02:16,780 It's like I'm livin' with John Stamos over here. 71 00:02:16,780 --> 00:02:17,814 I never been on TV before. 72 00:02:17,814 --> 00:02:20,351 Unless they were callin' me a 'possible suspect'. 73 00:02:20,351 --> 00:02:22,786 Or 'alleged perpetrator'. 74 00:02:22,786 --> 00:02:24,555 It made me so proud. 75 00:02:24,555 --> 00:02:27,291 Jimmy, you think they'll get Bobby DeNiro to play you? 76 00:02:27,291 --> 00:02:28,492 Or someone sexy 77 00:02:28,492 --> 00:02:30,794 like that froggy-faced guy from Aerosmith! 78 00:02:30,794 --> 00:02:32,296 She's a guy? 79 00:02:32,296 --> 00:02:34,030 I been whackin' off to him for years. 80 00:02:34,030 --> 00:02:34,931 Nah, it's a documentary. 81 00:02:34,931 --> 00:02:36,900 I'll be playin' myself. 82 00:02:36,900 --> 00:02:38,269 Next on Gangster TV: 83 00:02:38,269 --> 00:02:41,505 Jimmy Falcone: Diary of a Dirty Snitch. 84 00:02:41,505 --> 00:02:43,740 WHAT?! 85 00:02:43,740 --> 00:02:46,610 Jimmy Falcone was a Capo in the Gambini crime family, 86 00:02:46,610 --> 00:02:49,280 until this self-serving scumbag 87 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:53,750 killed his boss and sold out his mob cronies. 88 00:02:53,750 --> 00:02:55,018 Sold out?! 89 00:02:55,018 --> 00:02:57,053 The Feds never paid me a red cent! 90 00:02:57,053 --> 00:02:58,021 Every gutter-king needs his queen, 91 00:02:58,021 --> 00:02:59,790 so Jimmy married former stripper 92 00:02:59,790 --> 00:03:02,459 Cookie DeFazio. 93 00:03:02,459 --> 00:03:04,428 This good-time floozy latched onto Jimmy 94 00:03:04,428 --> 00:03:06,430 like a pitbull on a trailer park toddler. 95 00:03:06,430 --> 00:03:10,334 (Sexy stripping music) 96 00:03:10,334 --> 00:03:13,637 How'd the hell did they get a video of me strippin'? 97 00:03:13,637 --> 00:03:14,971 So that's where that tape wound up! 98 00:03:14,971 --> 00:03:18,041 But Jimmy had a fatal flaw 99 00:03:18,041 --> 00:03:18,775 who went by the name of Cheech; 100 00:03:18,775 --> 00:03:20,811 an idiot man-child 101 00:03:20,811 --> 00:03:22,813 whose bumbling almost got them all killed. 102 00:03:22,813 --> 00:03:25,181 Can't argue there. 103 00:03:25,181 --> 00:03:26,517 I can't watch anymore! 104 00:03:26,517 --> 00:03:28,385 They made us look like scumbags! 105 00:03:28,385 --> 00:03:30,354 Hey, it wasn't so bad. 106 00:03:30,354 --> 00:03:32,055 They got our names right. 107 00:03:32,055 --> 00:03:33,457 Ah, who am I kiddin'? 108 00:03:33,457 --> 00:03:34,325 It was a smear job! 109 00:03:34,325 --> 00:03:36,760 We weren't scumbags, were we Jimmy? 110 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:39,696 Remember the classy people who used to come by the house? 111 00:03:39,696 --> 00:03:41,932 Joey Dirtbag, Larry the Pimp, 112 00:03:41,932 --> 00:03:44,100 Paulie the Pornographer. 113 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:46,202 Back home we was like royalty! 114 00:03:46,202 --> 00:03:48,639 Aw, you'll always be royalty to me, Cook. 115 00:03:48,639 --> 00:03:50,741 Now c'mon. 116 00:03:50,741 --> 00:03:52,909 Let's go fish the dead rats out of the septic tank. 117 00:03:52,909 --> 00:03:54,077 (Wailing) 118 00:03:54,077 --> 00:03:57,247 That's for callin' me a man-child! 119 00:03:57,247 --> 00:04:00,050 Jimmy, I wanna juice-box! 120 00:04:02,653 --> 00:04:04,821 Big news from Student Council President Petey! 121 00:04:04,821 --> 00:04:06,823 Wayne Gretzky High 122 00:04:06,823 --> 00:04:09,092 has sponsored an endangered polar bear. 123 00:04:09,092 --> 00:04:10,394 (Sappy music playing) 124 00:04:10,394 --> 00:04:12,496 After global warming tragically melted his ice floe, 125 00:04:12,496 --> 00:04:15,832 Blumpkin was forced to swim for five months, 126 00:04:15,832 --> 00:04:18,602 no home, no food, no hope for the fut-- 127 00:04:18,602 --> 00:04:20,437 Quit it! 128 00:04:20,437 --> 00:04:22,105 I'm trying to make a speech here. 129 00:04:22,105 --> 00:04:23,807 But no longer! 130 00:04:23,807 --> 00:04:27,744 Because our money will help Blumpkin find a new floe! 131 00:04:27,744 --> 00:04:30,146 Petey, did you slash the Prom committee budget 132 00:04:30,146 --> 00:04:31,982 to pay for this poodle bear? 133 00:04:31,982 --> 00:04:32,983 Not yet I haven't. 134 00:04:32,983 --> 00:04:33,717 Well, you better not! 135 00:04:33,717 --> 00:04:36,019 We have a big wish list this year. 136 00:04:36,887 --> 00:04:39,055 Glad to see we're being reasonable. 137 00:04:42,125 --> 00:04:43,427 Petey McDougal? 138 00:04:43,427 --> 00:04:45,829 Sign here. Oooh, I love big packages! 139 00:04:45,829 --> 00:04:49,065 And that's why you're goin' to Prom alone. 140 00:04:49,065 --> 00:04:50,767 (Roaring) 141 00:04:50,767 --> 00:04:51,802 Holy crap, Petey. 142 00:04:51,802 --> 00:04:52,903 You didn't sponsor it. 143 00:04:52,903 --> 00:04:53,937 You bought it. 144 00:04:53,937 --> 00:04:54,405 (Roaring) 145 00:04:54,405 --> 00:04:55,506 Eew! (Coughing) 146 00:04:55,506 --> 00:04:57,408 That teddy bear stinks! 147 00:04:57,408 --> 00:05:00,411 That's not the bear... 148 00:05:03,447 --> 00:05:04,848 Attention everyone, 149 00:05:04,848 --> 00:05:05,816 I have a very important announcement 150 00:05:05,816 --> 00:05:09,420 so I need everyone's undivided attention. 151 00:05:09,420 --> 00:05:12,155 Please listen carefully to every word I say. 152 00:05:12,155 --> 00:05:14,491 (Jimmy thinking) Who do those Gangster TV gavones think they are? 153 00:05:14,491 --> 00:05:16,693 I'd like to go over there 154 00:05:16,693 --> 00:05:18,695 and teach 'em a lesson they won't forget. 155 00:05:19,730 --> 00:05:22,065 That two-bit hack job you showed about my family 156 00:05:22,065 --> 00:05:22,899 made my wife cry. 157 00:05:22,899 --> 00:05:27,571 Now say hello to my little friend. 158 00:05:27,571 --> 00:05:28,705 (Speaking in indiscernible language) 159 00:05:28,705 --> 00:05:29,740 (Grunting) 160 00:05:30,707 --> 00:05:31,742 (Grunting) 161 00:05:32,776 --> 00:05:33,777 (Grunting) 162 00:05:33,777 --> 00:05:35,712 (Laughing) 163 00:05:35,712 --> 00:05:37,848 They'll never see that one comin'. 164 00:05:37,848 --> 00:05:38,649 Uh, Jimmy? 165 00:05:38,649 --> 00:05:39,983 Did you get all that? 166 00:05:39,983 --> 00:05:41,151 What?! Oh, sure. 167 00:05:41,151 --> 00:05:42,553 Sure. Every last bit. 168 00:05:42,553 --> 00:05:44,254 So you're clear we'll be hosting a VIP? 169 00:05:44,254 --> 00:05:46,490 Yep. VIP. 170 00:05:46,490 --> 00:05:47,491 Most Valuable Player. 171 00:05:47,491 --> 00:05:50,126 Got it. Hahaha! Jimmy, you kidder. 172 00:05:50,126 --> 00:05:52,162 It's Very Important Person. 173 00:05:52,162 --> 00:05:53,697 For security reasons, 174 00:05:53,697 --> 00:05:58,068 we will only refer to the VIP by their secret code name. 175 00:05:58,068 --> 00:05:59,636 "Spotted Dick". 176 00:05:59,636 --> 00:06:02,506 I need you to get in touch with Spotted Dick's people 177 00:06:02,506 --> 00:06:03,740 and tell them where the dinner is, okay? 178 00:06:03,740 --> 00:06:06,877 Say, is this VIP important enough 179 00:06:06,877 --> 00:06:07,644 that if they was to come to dinner, 180 00:06:07,644 --> 00:06:09,780 my wife would be impressed? 181 00:06:09,780 --> 00:06:12,282 Oh she'd be more than impressed, Jimmy. 182 00:06:12,282 --> 00:06:13,283 'Nuff said! 183 00:06:13,283 --> 00:06:13,884 (Dialling) 184 00:06:13,884 --> 00:06:15,486 How ya doin'? 185 00:06:15,486 --> 00:06:17,153 Jimmy McDougal from Regina Tourism. 186 00:06:17,153 --> 00:06:19,656 Tell Spotty Dick the dinner's at 123 Jim Carrey Lane. 187 00:06:19,656 --> 00:06:22,659 And tell the VIP it's BYOB. 188 00:06:26,229 --> 00:06:27,230 Cook! Guess what?! 189 00:06:27,230 --> 00:06:28,231 Flowers? 190 00:06:28,231 --> 00:06:28,699 What're ya bringin' me flowers f-- 191 00:06:28,699 --> 00:06:30,501 Who'd ya sleep with?! 192 00:06:30,501 --> 00:06:31,502 I'll kill her! 193 00:06:31,502 --> 00:06:32,503 Then I'll kill you! 194 00:06:32,503 --> 00:06:34,404 Then I'll mount both your heads on stakes 195 00:06:34,404 --> 00:06:37,040 to teach the kids what we do with cheaters. 196 00:06:38,308 --> 00:06:39,643 Sorry, Jimmy. 197 00:06:39,643 --> 00:06:41,144 I'm still upset about that stupid movie. 198 00:06:41,144 --> 00:06:42,746 Well I got just the thing. 199 00:06:42,746 --> 00:06:45,315 We're havin' a VIP over for dinner! 200 00:06:45,315 --> 00:06:47,050 Just like the good ol' days. 201 00:06:47,050 --> 00:06:48,952 Aw, Jimmy. 202 00:06:48,952 --> 00:06:50,687 Whatsamatter with you? 203 00:06:50,687 --> 00:06:52,789 You invite someone for dinner and you don't tell me? 204 00:06:52,789 --> 00:06:54,424 Who the hell is this VIP anyway? 205 00:06:54,424 --> 00:06:55,926 Yes sir, I'm here! 206 00:06:55,926 --> 00:06:58,061 Jimmy, regarding the dinner for Spotted Dick. 207 00:06:58,061 --> 00:06:58,895 (Doorbell ringing) 208 00:06:58,895 --> 00:07:01,131 Oh, so McCool knows about it? 209 00:07:01,131 --> 00:07:03,567 Why am I the last one to know anything around here?! 210 00:07:03,567 --> 00:07:04,234 JIMMY: Why you gettin' so mad?! 211 00:07:04,234 --> 00:07:06,603 What's the big deal?! 212 00:07:11,608 --> 00:07:12,543 Just a second hon, okay? 213 00:07:12,543 --> 00:07:13,910 The big deal is I haven't cleaned, 214 00:07:13,910 --> 00:07:15,946 there ain't a thing in the fridge. 215 00:07:15,946 --> 00:07:17,781 And look at me! My hair's a disaster! 216 00:07:17,781 --> 00:07:19,550 Don't worry! We'll order in. 217 00:07:19,550 --> 00:07:20,416 And your hair-- 218 00:07:20,416 --> 00:07:21,918 I don't know what to tell ya. 219 00:07:21,918 --> 00:07:23,353 What the hell's that supposed to mean? 220 00:07:23,353 --> 00:07:24,387 You sayin' I got bad hair? 221 00:07:24,387 --> 00:07:25,589 Jimmy, Cookie, shush! 222 00:07:25,589 --> 00:07:27,390 Stay outta this, McCool. 223 00:07:27,390 --> 00:07:29,593 Cook, I didn't say ya got bad hair, 224 00:07:29,593 --> 00:07:30,827 I just said ya don't got no time to do nothin' about it. 225 00:07:30,827 --> 00:07:33,730 Oh, so now I'm fat and lazy. 226 00:07:33,730 --> 00:07:35,198 You believe this jagoff? 227 00:07:35,198 --> 00:07:36,299 JIMMY: Whoa, Cook, relax. 228 00:07:36,299 --> 00:07:37,300 Why you gotta get so personal? 229 00:07:37,300 --> 00:07:38,969 None of us is 22 any more. 230 00:07:38,969 --> 00:07:40,170 Oh, so now I'm old! 231 00:07:40,170 --> 00:07:42,639 Let me tell ya somethin', ya fat sack of (Bleep)! 232 00:07:42,639 --> 00:07:43,574 I beg your pardon? 233 00:07:43,574 --> 00:07:45,576 BOTH: WHAT?! 234 00:07:45,576 --> 00:07:47,744 Is this 123 Jim Carrey lane? 235 00:07:47,744 --> 00:07:49,913 Your Majesty, if I may-- 236 00:07:49,913 --> 00:07:51,915 "Your Majest--" 237 00:07:51,915 --> 00:07:52,816 Holy (Bleep)! 238 00:07:52,816 --> 00:07:54,585 The VIP is the Queen of freakin' England?! 239 00:07:54,585 --> 00:07:55,819 Your Majesty, my apologies. 240 00:07:55,819 --> 00:07:56,887 You were given the wrong address. 241 00:07:56,887 --> 00:07:59,322 Now if you'll just follow me. 242 00:07:59,322 --> 00:08:00,657 Nonsense, officer. 243 00:08:00,657 --> 00:08:01,692 I'm in the right place. 244 00:08:01,692 --> 00:08:04,895 And I'd rather like to see how this turns out. 245 00:08:10,166 --> 00:08:11,201 Let me give you the Royal tour. 246 00:08:11,802 --> 00:08:14,437 This is the grand foy-yer, 247 00:08:14,437 --> 00:08:15,606 that's the blue drawing room. 248 00:08:15,606 --> 00:08:18,474 And the throne's just down the hall if ya need it. 249 00:08:18,474 --> 00:08:20,443 Be a pal and light a match when you're done. 250 00:08:20,443 --> 00:08:21,612 Ho-oh! 251 00:08:21,612 --> 00:08:23,113 Ain't this the broad on the twenty? 252 00:08:23,113 --> 00:08:24,147 You are correct. 253 00:08:24,147 --> 00:08:25,481 It is me. 254 00:08:25,481 --> 00:08:27,417 You wanna sign this for me? 255 00:08:27,417 --> 00:08:28,719 And these. 256 00:08:28,719 --> 00:08:30,386 McCool, what the hell you still doin' here? 257 00:08:30,386 --> 00:08:32,122 What am I doing here? 258 00:08:32,122 --> 00:08:32,923 The question of the day-- 259 00:08:32,923 --> 00:08:35,025 Nay, the question of the century is 260 00:08:35,025 --> 00:08:37,460 what is the Queen doing here?! 261 00:08:37,460 --> 00:08:38,629 Hey, don't look at me. 262 00:08:38,629 --> 00:08:40,030 With a code name like Spotted Dick, 263 00:08:40,030 --> 00:08:41,531 it coulda been anyone in Hollywood. 264 00:08:41,531 --> 00:08:43,133 Jimmy, 265 00:08:43,133 --> 00:08:45,636 do you have any idea of the vast importance of this dinner? 266 00:08:45,636 --> 00:08:47,303 Canada's place in the Commonwealth of Nations 267 00:08:47,303 --> 00:08:48,404 rests on tonight. 268 00:08:48,404 --> 00:08:49,439 Speak American. 269 00:08:49,439 --> 00:08:50,641 Jimmy do bad. 270 00:08:50,641 --> 00:08:53,009 Alright now we're communicatin'. 271 00:08:53,009 --> 00:08:54,845 Jimmy do bad how? 272 00:08:54,845 --> 00:08:56,647 The Commonwealth is a collection of countries 273 00:08:56,647 --> 00:08:58,448 loyal to Her Majesty the Queen. 274 00:08:58,448 --> 00:09:01,785 Y'mean that old broad owns a whole collection of countries? 275 00:09:01,785 --> 00:09:03,654 I dunno. You'd think she'd dress better. 276 00:09:03,654 --> 00:09:05,789 Yes, you would, 277 00:09:05,789 --> 00:09:07,290 but recent austerity measures 278 00:09:07,290 --> 00:09:09,926 have forced her to cut one nation from the Commonwealth. 279 00:09:09,926 --> 00:09:12,996 Word is it's either going to be Canada or Tonga. 280 00:09:12,996 --> 00:09:13,730 Tonga?! 281 00:09:13,730 --> 00:09:14,698 Is that where they make the trucks? 282 00:09:14,698 --> 00:09:16,266 No, it's a country in the South Pacific! 283 00:09:16,266 --> 00:09:18,769 The odds are against us, and you're making them worse. 284 00:09:18,769 --> 00:09:20,336 They have coconuts, Jimmy! 285 00:09:20,336 --> 00:09:21,504 Coconuts! 286 00:09:21,504 --> 00:09:22,773 You tellin' me the Falcones aren't good enough 287 00:09:22,773 --> 00:09:25,008 for some stuffy Queen? 288 00:09:26,877 --> 00:09:28,712 That's exactly what I'm telling you! 289 00:09:28,712 --> 00:09:30,580 At the very least, try to be classy. 290 00:09:30,580 --> 00:09:32,115 Hey, no problemo. 291 00:09:32,115 --> 00:09:35,451 We got classy comin' out the freakin' wazoo here! 292 00:09:35,451 --> 00:09:36,753 (Sighing) 293 00:09:36,753 --> 00:09:38,088 I can't believe the fate of Canada 294 00:09:38,088 --> 00:09:39,289 rests on what comes out of your wazoo. 295 00:09:43,593 --> 00:09:46,229 (Barking) 296 00:09:47,430 --> 00:09:48,431 (Grunting) 297 00:09:48,431 --> 00:09:50,701 (Roaring) 298 00:09:50,701 --> 00:09:52,703 Well Blumpkin, I think you're a hit. 299 00:09:52,703 --> 00:09:54,604 The kids all love you. 300 00:09:54,604 --> 00:09:55,438 Except maybe for Stumpy, 301 00:09:55,438 --> 00:09:56,072 who should've known better 302 00:09:56,072 --> 00:09:59,042 than to get so close to your cage. 303 00:09:59,042 --> 00:10:00,076 (Barking) 304 00:10:00,076 --> 00:10:00,844 (Grunting) 305 00:10:00,844 --> 00:10:02,746 You're feeding him baby seals? 306 00:10:02,746 --> 00:10:03,680 What?! They were out of baby dolphins. 307 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:04,647 Aren't those expensive? 308 00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:06,717 What about Prom! 309 00:10:06,717 --> 00:10:08,418 Who cares about Prom?! 310 00:10:08,418 --> 00:10:10,286 Blumpkin's on the endangered list. 311 00:10:10,286 --> 00:10:10,821 Horny teenagers are not. 312 00:10:10,821 --> 00:10:11,988 You're gonna be endangered 313 00:10:11,988 --> 00:10:14,557 if you spend all the Prom money. 314 00:10:14,557 --> 00:10:16,226 There's only one way to settle this. 315 00:10:16,226 --> 00:10:18,094 President Petey will put it to a vote! 316 00:10:18,094 --> 00:10:19,963 (Growling sadly) Don't worry, Blumpkin. 317 00:10:19,963 --> 00:10:22,098 The students will do the right thing. 318 00:10:22,098 --> 00:10:25,068 After all, who couldn't love that face? 319 00:10:27,103 --> 00:10:28,004 Ew. 320 00:10:28,004 --> 00:10:29,205 Not that face, the other one. 321 00:10:32,843 --> 00:10:35,045 A drink fit for royalty. 322 00:10:36,112 --> 00:10:37,347 Mmm, what's in it? 323 00:10:37,347 --> 00:10:39,049 Crown Royal and Royal Cola. 324 00:10:39,049 --> 00:10:41,084 It's got a kick like a (Bleep)ing mule. 325 00:10:41,084 --> 00:10:41,918 Oh, my. 326 00:10:41,918 --> 00:10:43,019 Perhaps we should cut cocktail hour short 327 00:10:43,019 --> 00:10:45,055 and go straight to dinner? 328 00:10:45,055 --> 00:10:45,756 We will! 329 00:10:45,756 --> 00:10:47,223 As soon as the pizza gets here. 330 00:10:47,223 --> 00:10:49,159 Splendid! We'll just wait for the-- 331 00:10:49,159 --> 00:10:50,393 -- PIZZA?! 332 00:10:50,393 --> 00:10:51,461 JIMMY: Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! 333 00:10:51,461 --> 00:10:53,964 Yo Queen! Scooch down. 334 00:10:53,964 --> 00:10:55,966 Make room for the uninvited guest. 335 00:10:56,767 --> 00:10:57,934 Thank you, officer. 336 00:10:57,934 --> 00:10:59,970 Ma'am. 337 00:11:01,938 --> 00:11:03,539 Gina, we got company! 338 00:11:03,539 --> 00:11:07,343 Maybe our guest would like to wear the Pepperoni King crown? 339 00:11:07,343 --> 00:11:09,179 What are ya kiddin', Pop? 340 00:11:09,179 --> 00:11:09,913 She's a Queen! 341 00:11:09,913 --> 00:11:12,182 She's got plenty of crowns, don't ya? 342 00:11:13,016 --> 00:11:14,918 You heard your father, young lady! 343 00:11:14,918 --> 00:11:16,953 Fine. Here. Throw it on the pile. 344 00:11:18,588 --> 00:11:19,790 No, no, no. 345 00:11:19,790 --> 00:11:21,624 One always waits for the Queen to dine first. 346 00:11:21,624 --> 00:11:22,793 Sure, sure. 347 00:11:22,793 --> 00:11:24,494 Liz, grab a slice. 348 00:11:24,494 --> 00:11:25,195 It looks delicious, 349 00:11:25,195 --> 00:11:28,799 but I rarely eat at these "events". 350 00:11:28,799 --> 00:11:30,466 All right then. More for me! 351 00:11:30,466 --> 00:11:32,635 Watch your (Bleep)in' manners in front of the Queen. 352 00:11:32,635 --> 00:11:33,269 (Gasping) 353 00:11:33,269 --> 00:11:34,971 So, Your Harness, 354 00:11:34,971 --> 00:11:37,874 do you and James Bond still keep in touch? 355 00:11:37,874 --> 00:11:40,343 And how do I get me one of them a licenses to kill? 356 00:11:40,343 --> 00:11:41,344 (Chuckling) 357 00:11:41,344 --> 00:11:43,046 There's no such thing as a license to kill! 358 00:11:43,046 --> 00:11:44,247 Or so they'd have you think. 359 00:11:46,449 --> 00:11:47,617 COOKIE: Jesus, Petey! 360 00:11:47,617 --> 00:11:48,218 You smell like a slaughterhouse. 361 00:11:48,218 --> 00:11:50,954 I never thought I'd say this, 362 00:11:50,954 --> 00:11:53,723 but I had a long day bludgeoning seals. 363 00:11:53,723 --> 00:11:55,826 Who is this person?! 364 00:11:55,826 --> 00:11:57,828 This is my boy Petey. 365 00:11:57,828 --> 00:11:59,029 Petey, this here's the Queen. 366 00:11:59,029 --> 00:12:01,898 Barbaric rituals such as bludgeoning innocent seals 367 00:12:01,898 --> 00:12:04,067 cast a dim light on Canada's future in the Commonwealth. 368 00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:06,870 Oh, I'm sure it seems cruel 369 00:12:06,870 --> 00:12:08,972 to an entitled monarch like yourself, 370 00:12:08,972 --> 00:12:09,739 but I got a polar bear to feed, 371 00:12:09,739 --> 00:12:12,008 Your Irrelevance. 372 00:12:12,008 --> 00:12:13,009 Jimmy? 373 00:12:13,009 --> 00:12:14,010 A word? 374 00:12:14,010 --> 00:12:15,178 Now?! 375 00:12:15,178 --> 00:12:17,948 This evening is a total disaster! 376 00:12:17,948 --> 00:12:19,649 You're serving pizza, 377 00:12:19,649 --> 00:12:20,550 Petey just insulted the Queen, 378 00:12:20,550 --> 00:12:23,119 and you're not even wearing shoes! 379 00:12:23,119 --> 00:12:25,155 How can I put this so you'll understand... 380 00:12:25,155 --> 00:12:27,390 Say this was The Godfather . 381 00:12:27,390 --> 00:12:28,558 Which part? 382 00:12:28,558 --> 00:12:29,860 'Cause if you mean three, I don't wanna talk about it. 383 00:12:29,860 --> 00:12:31,962 Jimmy, focus. 384 00:12:31,962 --> 00:12:34,530 Think of the Queen as Vito Corleone. 385 00:12:34,530 --> 00:12:36,366 and you're Fredo. 386 00:12:38,401 --> 00:12:40,370 Holy crap! 387 00:12:40,370 --> 00:12:41,404 So she's like a Don? 388 00:12:41,404 --> 00:12:44,875 Jimmy, for Canada, she's the Don of all Dons. 389 00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:46,109 Whoa. You think someone woulda mentioned 390 00:12:46,109 --> 00:12:46,309 she's a very important person. 391 00:12:49,345 --> 00:12:50,613 Don Liz. 392 00:12:50,613 --> 00:12:52,548 I just been informed of your importance 393 00:12:52,548 --> 00:12:53,917 to the organization 394 00:12:53,917 --> 00:12:55,886 and I wanna offer my most humble apologies. 395 00:12:55,886 --> 00:12:57,353 You may rise. 396 00:12:57,353 --> 00:13:00,490 Look, we been acting like a buncha morons. 397 00:13:00,490 --> 00:13:01,657 Why don't we start over, 398 00:13:01,657 --> 00:13:02,125 and I'll show ya how we entertain 399 00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:03,994 a person of your statue. 400 00:13:03,994 --> 00:13:05,295 Break out the grappa! 401 00:13:05,295 --> 00:13:07,397 Jimmy, I don't think this is a good idea-- 402 00:13:07,397 --> 00:13:10,133 These good people have opened their home to me 403 00:13:10,133 --> 00:13:11,968 and I would like to enjoy their hospitality. 404 00:13:11,968 --> 00:13:13,069 Your Majesty-- 405 00:13:13,069 --> 00:13:15,638 Enough of your blathering and hectoring! 406 00:13:15,638 --> 00:13:16,907 Away with you! 407 00:13:16,907 --> 00:13:17,908 You heard the broad. 408 00:13:17,908 --> 00:13:18,909 Away with ya! 409 00:13:18,909 --> 00:13:19,910 Yes ma'am. 410 00:13:19,910 --> 00:13:20,610 Hello? Tonga Police? 411 00:13:20,610 --> 00:13:22,045 Are you accepting resumes? 412 00:13:22,045 --> 00:13:27,050 (Lively music playing) 413 00:13:27,984 --> 00:13:28,985 ALL: WOAH! 414 00:13:28,985 --> 00:13:31,254 (All laughing) 415 00:13:35,926 --> 00:13:37,260 So Your Majesty, 416 00:13:37,260 --> 00:13:37,928 will Prince Harry be joining us? 417 00:13:37,928 --> 00:13:39,729 I don't know, my dear. 418 00:13:39,729 --> 00:13:41,164 Let me call him. 419 00:13:41,164 --> 00:13:41,998 Really? 420 00:13:41,998 --> 00:13:43,166 Certainly not. 421 00:13:43,166 --> 00:13:45,601 Hahahaha-- Got you! Haha! 422 00:13:45,601 --> 00:13:45,835 (All laughing) 423 00:13:45,835 --> 00:13:47,770 Oh, my! 424 00:13:47,770 --> 00:13:49,239 Let me get this straight. 425 00:13:49,239 --> 00:13:51,942 Your family's been in power for, like, a hundred years. 426 00:13:51,942 --> 00:13:53,243 How'd ya pull that off?! 427 00:13:53,243 --> 00:13:56,146 Sometimes one must rule with an iron fist. 428 00:13:56,146 --> 00:13:58,081 Spoken like a true tyrant. 429 00:13:58,081 --> 00:13:58,949 Spoken like a true nobody. 430 00:13:58,949 --> 00:14:01,617 Iron fist. 431 00:14:01,617 --> 00:14:03,019 No fingerprints. 432 00:14:03,019 --> 00:14:05,021 You sure you ain't from Brooklyn? 433 00:14:07,423 --> 00:14:08,391 Oh my! 434 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:11,394 (All laughing) 435 00:14:13,363 --> 00:14:14,630 (Laughing) 436 00:14:14,630 --> 00:14:16,432 (Gunshot firing) 437 00:14:16,432 --> 00:14:16,732 (Gunshots firing) 438 00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:19,735 Aah! 439 00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:22,638 (Lively music continues) 440 00:14:25,341 --> 00:14:28,078 What the hell happened last night? 441 00:14:28,078 --> 00:14:29,479 I can't feel my tongue. 442 00:14:29,479 --> 00:14:33,183 I can't hear you on accounta all this pounding! 443 00:14:33,183 --> 00:14:34,784 I got this naggin' feelin' somethin' bad happened. 444 00:14:34,784 --> 00:14:36,786 (Barking) 445 00:14:36,786 --> 00:14:38,054 I gotta tell ya, Pop. 446 00:14:38,054 --> 00:14:41,424 Far as I'm concerned the Queen's our kinda people! 447 00:14:41,424 --> 00:14:42,392 Oh crap! 448 00:14:42,392 --> 00:14:43,693 The Queen! 449 00:14:43,693 --> 00:14:45,128 Hahaha. 450 00:14:45,128 --> 00:14:46,862 Remember when Cheech and her did the lambada? 451 00:14:46,862 --> 00:14:48,531 Who knew she could go so low?! 452 00:14:48,531 --> 00:14:49,732 (All laughing) 453 00:14:49,732 --> 00:14:51,434 Remember when she knighted us? 454 00:14:51,434 --> 00:14:53,403 The ceremony was a lot like gettin' Made. 455 00:14:53,403 --> 00:14:54,670 Only more blood. 456 00:14:54,670 --> 00:14:56,106 (All laughing) 457 00:14:56,106 --> 00:14:58,174 Remember when she called up Bucket Ham Palace 458 00:14:58,174 --> 00:14:59,809 and told them to go screw themselves?! 459 00:14:59,809 --> 00:15:01,244 That she was evacuatin'?! 460 00:15:01,244 --> 00:15:03,513 'Cept she didn't say evacuatin '. 461 00:15:03,513 --> 00:15:04,580 She said some other word. 462 00:15:04,580 --> 00:15:06,849 She said abdicatin '. 463 00:15:06,849 --> 00:15:08,118 It means she quits. 464 00:15:08,118 --> 00:15:09,919 Don't you people (Bleep)in' read? 465 00:15:09,919 --> 00:15:10,920 What's that, Gina? 466 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:12,488 Talk in my good ear. 467 00:15:12,488 --> 00:15:14,457 Uh, Your Hydrant, 468 00:15:14,457 --> 00:15:16,026 did you quit bein' the Queen last night? 469 00:15:16,026 --> 00:15:17,493 Indeed I did. 470 00:15:17,493 --> 00:15:21,564 Last night's revelries finally opened my eyes. 471 00:15:21,564 --> 00:15:24,167 I wish to live out the rest of my days as a-- 472 00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:25,035 What do you call it again? 473 00:15:25,035 --> 00:15:26,902 A regular schnook? 474 00:15:26,902 --> 00:15:28,071 Precisely. 475 00:15:32,675 --> 00:15:34,344 Hey McCool. 476 00:15:34,644 --> 00:15:36,312 Hey? Hey?! 477 00:15:36,312 --> 00:15:38,281 The Queen of England is abdicating her throne 478 00:15:38,281 --> 00:15:39,615 and all you can say is "Hey"? 479 00:15:39,615 --> 00:15:40,416 What?! 480 00:15:40,416 --> 00:15:41,851 We had a few too many last night. 481 00:15:41,851 --> 00:15:43,319 Oh good for you! 482 00:15:43,319 --> 00:15:45,588 And now we're on the verge of an international crisis. 483 00:15:45,588 --> 00:15:47,123 She's the Queen! 484 00:15:47,123 --> 00:15:48,924 She can't just leave the royal family. 485 00:15:48,924 --> 00:15:49,892 Not until she dies. 486 00:15:49,892 --> 00:15:50,960 Whoa. 487 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,062 She really is like a Don. 488 00:15:52,062 --> 00:15:53,696 If word gets out that she's here, 489 00:15:53,696 --> 00:15:55,965 this house will be swarmed with news cameras. 490 00:15:55,965 --> 00:15:57,400 I need you to take care of her 491 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:58,801 until we can figure something out. 492 00:15:58,801 --> 00:15:59,535 Got it. 493 00:15:59,535 --> 00:16:01,437 I'll "take care" of her. 494 00:16:01,437 --> 00:16:02,238 No Jimmy! 495 00:16:02,238 --> 00:16:03,739 Just keep her in the house, 496 00:16:03,739 --> 00:16:04,807 keep her happy, 497 00:16:04,807 --> 00:16:05,875 and above all, keep her out of sight. 498 00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:07,943 Understood? 499 00:16:07,943 --> 00:16:09,912 What's that for? 500 00:16:09,912 --> 00:16:11,081 Lookin' after the Don ain't cheap. 501 00:16:11,081 --> 00:16:14,117 Keep it comin'. 502 00:16:15,985 --> 00:16:18,788 (Ringing) 503 00:16:21,091 --> 00:16:23,093 Why did I look? Why did I look?! 504 00:16:24,494 --> 00:16:25,328 Oh! 505 00:16:25,328 --> 00:16:28,098 You have a gentle touch, James. 506 00:16:28,098 --> 00:16:30,433 My pleasure, Your Highball. 507 00:16:30,433 --> 00:16:31,767 Why did I look? 508 00:16:31,767 --> 00:16:32,902 Why did I look?! 509 00:16:32,902 --> 00:16:34,104 As royal taster, 510 00:16:34,104 --> 00:16:35,105 I gotta tell ya. 511 00:16:35,105 --> 00:16:38,108 This ain't good. 512 00:16:39,109 --> 00:16:40,510 Good heavens! 513 00:16:40,510 --> 00:16:42,445 James? James?! 514 00:16:42,445 --> 00:16:45,415 Oh, so now Sir Jimmy's too good for my cookin'?! 515 00:16:51,121 --> 00:16:53,123 Jimmy, what's this? 516 00:16:53,123 --> 00:16:54,924 Ya robbed a jewelry store? 517 00:16:54,924 --> 00:16:56,159 Without me?! 518 00:16:56,159 --> 00:16:58,361 Nah, the ol' broad's got me polishin' her jewels. 519 00:16:59,462 --> 00:17:02,165 What?! Like you ain't thinkin' about it right now? 520 00:17:02,165 --> 00:17:04,600 Cut it out. 521 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:05,601 Ah, you're no fun. 522 00:17:07,903 --> 00:17:09,939 Really, Cheech? Really? 523 00:17:09,939 --> 00:17:10,906 No hablo ingles . 524 00:17:10,906 --> 00:17:13,176 Get outta here. 525 00:17:14,244 --> 00:17:16,812 C'mon, she ain't gonna miss one little necklace. 526 00:17:16,812 --> 00:17:18,148 Yes she will. 527 00:17:18,148 --> 00:17:19,482 Now scram. 528 00:17:19,482 --> 00:17:21,317 Just let me try on one, Jimmy. 529 00:17:21,317 --> 00:17:22,285 No! 530 00:17:22,285 --> 00:17:23,786 I'm responsible for these. 531 00:17:23,786 --> 00:17:24,920 Anything goes missin', 532 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,156 the Queen said she'd lock me in a tower. 533 00:17:26,156 --> 00:17:28,158 Now, you're not even tryin', Cheech! 534 00:17:28,158 --> 00:17:30,960 Who's this Cheech of what you speak? 535 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:32,828 All right, everybody out! 536 00:17:32,828 --> 00:17:36,332 No one comes in this room. 537 00:17:36,332 --> 00:17:37,333 Hmph! 538 00:17:39,602 --> 00:17:42,672 Mm-mm! 539 00:17:42,672 --> 00:17:44,674 Just givin' it the ol' spit shine... 540 00:17:47,710 --> 00:17:49,212 (Whistle blowing) 541 00:17:49,212 --> 00:17:50,646 It's time to vote. 542 00:17:50,646 --> 00:17:51,747 All in favour 543 00:17:51,747 --> 00:17:54,850 of saving this most majestic and endangered creature, 544 00:17:54,850 --> 00:17:56,952 raise their hands. 545 00:17:56,952 --> 00:17:58,754 All in favour of saving Prom? 546 00:17:59,789 --> 00:18:00,490 This is bad. 547 00:18:00,490 --> 00:18:01,991 What do I do? What do I do?! 548 00:18:01,991 --> 00:18:05,861 (Queen's voice) Sometimes one must rule with an iron fist... 549 00:18:05,861 --> 00:18:07,029 iron fist... 550 00:18:07,029 --> 00:18:09,299 iron fist... iron fist... 551 00:18:09,299 --> 00:18:13,203 You elected me to lead, and lead I shall! 552 00:18:13,203 --> 00:18:14,704 Screw the Prom! 553 00:18:14,704 --> 00:18:16,706 I'm cancelling it for your own good. 554 00:18:17,373 --> 00:18:18,774 Get him! Get outta here! 555 00:18:18,774 --> 00:18:20,343 Where'd you get pitchforks and torches? 556 00:18:23,112 --> 00:18:27,317 Violent revolution is very un-Canadian, people! 557 00:18:29,819 --> 00:18:30,953 (Barking) 558 00:18:30,953 --> 00:18:31,854 All right, boys. 559 00:18:31,854 --> 00:18:33,022 Do your business. 560 00:18:33,022 --> 00:18:35,057 I can't believe this, 561 00:18:35,057 --> 00:18:37,727 I went my whole life without havin' to clean up after a dog. 562 00:18:37,727 --> 00:18:38,961 Ugh! 563 00:18:38,961 --> 00:18:39,995 Ah, look at the bright side. 564 00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:41,997 At least it's a small dog. 565 00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:42,865 (Barking, splatting noise) 566 00:18:42,865 --> 00:18:44,934 Yeah, keep smilin'. 567 00:18:44,934 --> 00:18:46,101 If you wasn't so connected, 568 00:18:46,101 --> 00:18:47,370 I'd put a (Bleep)ing bullet in you. 569 00:18:49,605 --> 00:18:50,105 That's it, Liz! 570 00:18:50,105 --> 00:18:51,307 I can't do this no more! 571 00:18:51,307 --> 00:18:54,577 Whatever are you talking about, James? 572 00:18:54,577 --> 00:18:55,778 Look. 573 00:18:55,778 --> 00:18:57,447 I know you think living like a schnook is all good times, 574 00:18:57,447 --> 00:18:59,315 but you gotta get back to your ol' life 575 00:18:59,315 --> 00:19:02,252 before someone, and I'm not namin' any dogs', gets hurt. 576 00:19:02,252 --> 00:19:04,320 But for the first time in years, 577 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,589 I feel like I can breathe. 578 00:19:06,589 --> 00:19:08,724 No schedules, no international crises, 579 00:19:08,724 --> 00:19:13,329 no buck-toothed politicians looking for a pat on the back 580 00:19:13,329 --> 00:19:15,565 from a substitute mother figure. 581 00:19:15,565 --> 00:19:16,399 C'mon, Liz. 582 00:19:16,399 --> 00:19:17,700 You're the Queen of freakin' England. 583 00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:20,270 Ya can snap your fingers and get room to breathe. 584 00:19:20,270 --> 00:19:23,172 My subjects expect so much of me, James. 585 00:19:23,172 --> 00:19:24,039 Yeah, well, sometimes ya gotta make sacrifices 586 00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:26,276 for the gooder great-- 587 00:19:26,276 --> 00:19:27,310 Greater good. 588 00:19:27,310 --> 00:19:28,511 Yeah that's the one. 589 00:19:28,511 --> 00:19:29,579 Look at me. 590 00:19:29,579 --> 00:19:31,046 I gave up my whole life for the sake of my family. 591 00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:31,981 GINA: No, ya didn't! 592 00:19:31,981 --> 00:19:33,816 Ya ran like a scared little snitch 593 00:19:33,816 --> 00:19:34,884 to save your rat ass-- 594 00:19:34,884 --> 00:19:35,518 Go to your room! 595 00:19:35,518 --> 00:19:38,454 I'm already goin', snitch! 596 00:19:38,454 --> 00:19:39,755 Alls I'm sayin' is, 597 00:19:39,755 --> 00:19:43,158 sometimes ya gotta give the people what they want. 598 00:19:43,158 --> 00:19:45,328 Even if it means givin' up what you want. 599 00:19:45,328 --> 00:19:46,529 All right, all right! 600 00:19:46,529 --> 00:19:48,130 I'll give them their God damn Prom! 601 00:19:48,130 --> 00:19:50,099 Get off my freakin' back! 602 00:19:50,099 --> 00:19:53,168 James, your son appears to be angry... 603 00:19:53,168 --> 00:19:54,304 and bleeding. 604 00:19:54,304 --> 00:19:55,838 Ah teenagers. What're ya gonna do? 605 00:19:55,838 --> 00:19:59,174 In any case, thanks to your rousing speech, 606 00:19:59,174 --> 00:20:02,478 I have decided to return to my Royal duties. 607 00:20:02,478 --> 00:20:03,513 Yes! 608 00:20:03,513 --> 00:20:05,415 Hello? Tonga Police? 609 00:20:05,415 --> 00:20:06,882 I'd like to cancel my interview tomorrow. 610 00:20:08,050 --> 00:20:10,486 Oh, now you tell me the precinct has an ocean view! 611 00:20:13,823 --> 00:20:17,126 Going with Prom was the right thing to do. 612 00:20:17,126 --> 00:20:18,528 The arctic theme's a nice touch. 613 00:20:18,528 --> 00:20:19,495 It was inspired by Blumpkin. 614 00:20:19,495 --> 00:20:23,399 Besides, Hawaiian Luau is so overdone. 615 00:20:23,399 --> 00:20:24,600 So what's gonna happen to Blumpkin after tonight? 616 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:27,069 He's going to live out his days at the Winnipeg Zoo, 617 00:20:27,069 --> 00:20:29,372 in an eight-by-ten cage, 618 00:20:29,372 --> 00:20:31,574 with all the anti-depressants he can handle. 619 00:20:31,574 --> 00:20:33,309 But, I thought you cared about him. 620 00:20:33,309 --> 00:20:34,977 You wanted a Prom, you got a Prom! 621 00:20:34,977 --> 00:20:36,211 Leave it at that! 622 00:20:36,211 --> 00:20:37,613 In the meantime, 623 00:20:37,613 --> 00:20:39,281 he really adds to the atmosphere, 624 00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:40,683 don't you think? 625 00:20:40,683 --> 00:20:41,817 (Blumpkin roaring) 626 00:20:41,817 --> 00:20:43,819 (Kids screaming) 627 00:20:43,819 --> 00:20:45,821 Up for a movie? 628 00:20:45,821 --> 00:20:47,623 Popcorn's on me. 629 00:20:52,828 --> 00:20:56,866 I recently spent some time with a delightful Canadian family, 630 00:20:56,866 --> 00:20:57,900 the McDougals. 631 00:20:57,900 --> 00:21:02,472 Their grace, gentility, and dare I say, class, 632 00:21:02,472 --> 00:21:04,374 reaffirms my commitment 633 00:21:04,374 --> 00:21:06,976 to keeping Canada firmly in the Commonwealth. 634 00:21:06,976 --> 00:21:07,710 Haha! 635 00:21:07,710 --> 00:21:09,144 Suck on those coconuts, Tonga! 636 00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:11,381 Did ya hear that, Jimmy? 637 00:21:11,381 --> 00:21:13,182 She said we was classy. 638 00:21:13,182 --> 00:21:14,917 Yeah, but she said the McDougals, 639 00:21:14,917 --> 00:21:15,918 not the Falcones. 640 00:21:15,918 --> 00:21:16,452 Don't worry. 641 00:21:16,452 --> 00:21:18,688 The McDougals saved Canada. 642 00:21:18,688 --> 00:21:20,623 What'd the freakin' Falcones do for us lately? 643 00:21:20,623 --> 00:21:24,159 Well they did get Gangster TV booted off the air 644 00:21:24,159 --> 00:21:25,395 due to low ratings. 645 00:21:25,395 --> 00:21:27,229 There's still one tiny problem. 646 00:21:27,229 --> 00:21:28,498 After the press conference, 647 00:21:28,498 --> 00:21:30,600 the Queen failed to show up at her hotel. 648 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,402 Any idea where she could be? 649 00:21:32,402 --> 00:21:35,304 Jimmy said ya needed some breathin' room. 650 00:21:35,304 --> 00:21:37,139 How do ya like them apples? 651 00:21:37,139 --> 00:21:38,541 Breathtaking. 652 00:21:38,541 --> 00:21:40,543 (Propellers whirring) That would be my ride. 653 00:21:42,211 --> 00:21:44,013 Thank you, Francesco... 654 00:21:44,013 --> 00:21:45,180 and farewell. 655 00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:48,418 Gimme a call, willya? 656 00:21:48,418 --> 00:21:49,652 Yo Liz, you gonna call me or what? 657 00:21:51,987 --> 00:21:54,790 Never mind! 658 00:21:55,991 --> 00:21:57,259 (Whirring overhead) 659 00:21:57,259 --> 00:21:59,094 Ah well, we'll always have Regina.