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How ya doin'?
Actually, who cares?

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Shut up and lemme talk!

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To me, crime is like
any other business,

4
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except with more killin'
and less resumes.

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Yet both use an equal
amount of paper clips.

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It don't matter if you're
a banker or a goodfella -

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Ya still gotta climb
the corporate ladder.

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Jimmy, gimme a ride
to the track.

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I'm feelin' lucky.

10
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Ach!

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And can I borrow
your pants?

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...Unless you're Cheech.

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He always had a different
career philosophy.

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I'm tellin' ya, Jimmy,

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the key to success is
aimin' for the middle.

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Ya mean like a gut shot?

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I mean your career.

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If you're on the bottom, you're
always gonna get stepped on.

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Ain't that right, Mario?

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Did ya have to wear cleats?

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I can't find my regular
face-steppin' shoes.

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Anyhow, if ya aim
for the top,

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ya got a long
way to fall.

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Like the time I tried
doin' it on a Ferris wheel.

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That was a fall from grace!

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[Laugh]
Remember Grace, Jimmy?

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With the cans?

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JIMMY:
Later, I saw what Cheech meant.

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How'd it go?

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See?

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Gambini'd still
be alive

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if he just aimed
a little lower in life.

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Or if Jimmy aimed for the wall
instead'a the window.

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Ya do understand,
Mr. Middle Man,

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that you're the reason
I had to kill him.

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Understandin' is
for over-achievers.

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Well ya aimed us in
the middle'a nowhere,

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ya stinkin' mook!

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[Growl]
You stupid...

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If you think I'd kill
Gambini all over again

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to save Cheech's
half-assed ass...

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fugget about it!

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♪ Let me tell you something

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♪ 'bout a friend of ours
named Jimmy ♪

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♪ Made the Wiseguy
and the Capo with Gambini ♪

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♪ When he found out they'd be
whacking Uncle Cheech ♪

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♪ he take the boss

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♪ he threw him from
the 19th floor suite ♪

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♪ Wasn't much longer
'til the mob want him dead ♪

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♪ So Jimmy had no choice
but to talk to all the Feds ♪

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♪ The Feds say they have to
take and use him as a pawn ♪

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♪ so he ratted out his friends
and moved to Saskatchewan ♪

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♪ Fugget about it! ♪ Fugget about it!

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♪ Fugget about it!
Oh, fugget about it! ♪

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COOKIE: Only four weeks left
of summer break.

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You can do this, Cookie...
[Gulp]

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You can totally do this.

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Yo, Ma!
We're outta pork rinds!

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So what?

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Get up off your butts
and go buy some more!

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But we wanna find out
if this broad

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says 'yes'
to the dress!

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Y'all got anythin'
more see-thru?

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What a day!

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I'm runnin' outta ways
to look busy at work!

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Nice example, Jimmy.

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No wonder the kids
laze around all day!

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Take it easy!

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Lazin' around is what
summer break is for.

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Now how 'bout some
pork rinds for Daddy?

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We ate 'em all.

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You kids bum around
all day on my sofa,

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watchin' my TV,
eatin' my pork rinds,

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and ya can't even bother
to tell your mother

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to go and buy more?!

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That's it!
You're all gettin' summer jobs!

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Hey, where'd they go?

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You!
Get your resume together!

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I can't get a job!

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I've been fired from
every one I ever had!

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Welcome to the Meat Pit.

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Before you order,

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here's a video of where
your hamburger came from.

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[Recording of chainsaws
and carnage]

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[Children crying]

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Would you care for fries
with your massacre?

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The only place I'm fit to work
is in a science lab,

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or perhaps some sort of
theoretical think-tank.

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So if you'll excuse me -

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Not so fast.

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You're comin' with me,
Steve No-Jobs.

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Congratulations,
Petey!

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You had the best -
and only -

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application in our
summer hiring spree.

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Agnes, bring
Nemo around!

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You're going to be
pointing out

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all the exciting
Regina landmarks

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as our summer
tour bus barker!

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Go put all them acting
classes to work, kid.

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Theresa took
the acting classes.

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Don't you know me at all?

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Whoopie!
Summer's officially begun!

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You're a tour buff,
McCool?

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Ah, there's nothing
like being regaled

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with Regina's
tantalizing history

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in an open-top bus

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whilst the wind
tickles your scalp.

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Welcome to showbiz,
Petey!

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No stops, so here's
a travel mug to pee in.

110
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...and if you
look to your left,

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you'll see one of
Regina's most, um...

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prestigious grain elevators?

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Imagine the grain
that's been elevated here!

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PETEY:
And this one is... red.

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McCOOL:
Sexy!

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And now we will end
with a dip in

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Regina's historical
Municipal Outdoor Pool.

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[Scream]

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That's the whole tour?

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Two grain elevators
and a swimming pool?

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Look, everyone,
there's a jellyfish in the pool!

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No, that's a tampon.

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So, how was
the job hunt?

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Oh, it was, uh, brutal.

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Yeah, we had to fill out
applications in,

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like, triplecation!

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[Sniff]

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Do I smell fake
butter topping?

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Are those
popcorn crumbs?!

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Ah-ha!
Movie tickets!

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You weren't out
lookin' for jobs.

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You were out seein'...
"Paranormal Activity 10 -

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Same [bleep] Different House!"

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It was a scary
documentary.

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That wasn't real,
Theresa.

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You're such
a sucker!

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Oh, there's tons of
suckers out there

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who wanna connect
with the spirit world.

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Ugh, here we go.

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Back in my Madame
Scamya days,

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I fleeced marks every
which way from Sunday...

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I got an idea
how we can

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make money off
that paranormal crap.

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Ew!
No way I'm touchin' ghost poo!

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How are you not in
summer school right now?

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I slip my homework
in with Petey's.

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He does it without
even noticin'.

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Does anyone know
how many pounds of grain

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one of these elevators
can hold?

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Anyone?

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Would ya
keep it down?!

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Thank you,
sir.

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He was talkin'
to you!
[Groan]

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♪ [Metal on headphones]

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I could say just about anything
and it wouldn't matter.

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This park on your right

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is where a real Bigfoot
was seen drunk,

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snacking on a number
of small dogs.

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And, uh...

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this wheat field
is known as Area 55

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because a UFO crashed here

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back in the '50s.

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The aliens were buried,
and then next year,

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the crop was blue!

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Next up,
we're heading to Regina's

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most deadly deciduous,

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otherwise known as

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the Murder Tree!

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Ooh!
Can we have a picnic there?

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Sure, but it might
make a picnic...

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of you.

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[Tourists gasp]

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Sorry, folks,
this tour is full.

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But there will be
another one tomorrow.

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TOBY:
Wowzers!

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Petey's really turned
the tour around!

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People actually care what my
know-it-all kid has to say?

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We can finally crack open

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the "I Heart Regina" shirts

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and wear them without
people laughing at us.

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[Shriek]

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It's like being attacked by
a thousand velvet brushes!

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Mademoiselle Conya
at your service.

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Oh, thank God!

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It started yesterday,

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just after your pamphlet

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conveniently appeared
in our mailbox.

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Please, help us!

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Silence!

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Spirits,
announce yourselves!

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[Ghostly moaning, laughter,
and banging sounds]

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[Ghostly moaning, laughter,
and banging sounds]

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[Scream]

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The spirit is really
pissed about

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somethin' you
did in your past.

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Oh God, is this about
the elderly man

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I ran over in college
and blamed on my boyfriend

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who then committed
suicide in prison?

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Uh...
Yes.

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And it'll be 300 bucks
to bust this ghost.

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GINA: [Spooky voice]
Dooouuble it!

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Sorry, sorry, sorry.

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I meant 600.

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Great news,
everyone!

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This has all been
a terrible dream?

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Regina tourism numbers
are through the roof

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thanks to the initiative of

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one particular employee.

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Premier O'Shea has
commissioned yours truly

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to announce a promotion for
the aforementioned go-getter.

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00:08:01,524 --> 00:08:03,961
I owe it all to
the Executive Success

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00:08:03,961 --> 00:08:05,571
Self Awareness Rodeo

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00:08:05,571 --> 00:08:07,791
at Lake Waskesiu.

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00:08:07,791 --> 00:08:11,272
Introducing the new staff
supervisor of Regina Tourism...

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Petey McDougal!

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00:08:15,363 --> 00:08:16,364
Petey?!

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00:08:18,715 --> 00:08:20,499
I knew I should've
signed up for

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00:08:20,499 --> 00:08:22,370
the Self-Esteem
Booster Derby!

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Stupid Toby!

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00:08:23,981 --> 00:08:25,330
Stupid! Stupid!
Stupid!

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00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:30,248
Now that you're running
the office, Petey,

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you may want some
help running the tours...

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Boo!

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...Someone with a deep passion
for Regina History

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and 96 vacation days saved up.

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Hint hint.

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No! No!
I'm still running the tours.

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I wouldn't want you
exposing my lies -

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I mean...
wasting your time.

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You might be my boss,

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00:08:51,443 --> 00:08:53,140
but you're not the boss of me!

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[Belch]

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Oh, look, it's time for me
to avoid confrontation.

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Agnes, you ready for
another bus tour?

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00:09:02,933 --> 00:09:04,587
Lookit you!

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00:09:04,587 --> 00:09:06,632
Risin' to the top
of Regina Tourism.

237
00:09:06,632 --> 00:09:09,853
For once, my pride in ya
outweighs my shame.

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00:09:09,853 --> 00:09:12,725
Thanks, but the other employees
seem a bit disgruntled.

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00:09:14,901 --> 00:09:16,729
Could you smooth things
over for me?

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00:09:16,729 --> 00:09:18,339
Sure thing -
and ya know what's great

241
00:09:18,339 --> 00:09:19,906
about you bein' my boss?

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00:09:19,906 --> 00:09:21,516
I don't have to
call in sick no more.

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00:09:21,516 --> 00:09:23,301
I can just shout
from the couch!

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00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:24,955
[Laugh]
You're funny.

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00:09:24,955 --> 00:09:26,521
Thanks, Pop.Who's jokin'?

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Yo Tobes,
I know my family

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takin' over the business
comes as a shock.

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Very perceptive,
Percepticon!

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00:09:35,052 --> 00:09:37,010
Give the kid a chance,
will'ya?

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00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:38,751
You were once
the guy on top.

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It's not his fault
you blew it.

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Well, now that I'm
not the boss anymore,

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I guess I can finally
let my hair down!

254
00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:49,283
Schnapps?
It's peach.

255
00:09:51,372 --> 00:09:53,766
To Petey!Whatever.

256
00:09:56,116 --> 00:09:57,988
Look at all
this money!

257
00:09:57,988 --> 00:10:00,207
I can finally buy
myself a unicorn!

258
00:10:00,207 --> 00:10:01,687
Those things are
extremely rare.

259
00:10:01,687 --> 00:10:03,254
You ain't
buyin' nothin'.

260
00:10:03,254 --> 00:10:05,386
We gotta keep Ma
in the dark about this

261
00:10:05,386 --> 00:10:06,910
or she'll try
and horn in.

262
00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:08,563
So keep your
yap shut!

263
00:10:08,563 --> 00:10:11,915
I won't say nothin'
as long as ya cut me in.

264
00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:14,482
The only thing I'll be cuttin'
is your tongue out.

265
00:10:14,482 --> 00:10:17,311
Oh Cookie...

266
00:10:17,311 --> 00:10:19,923
Alright, fine, but you better
pull your weight.

267
00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:22,316
I'm already carryin' one
useless moron on this caper.

268
00:10:22,316 --> 00:10:23,274
Yeah!

269
00:10:24,318 --> 00:10:26,886
Oh Cookie...

270
00:10:26,886 --> 00:10:29,280
I said alright!
What are ya doin'?

271
00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,586
Nothin'.
It's time for my bath.

272
00:10:33,763 --> 00:10:34,981
Petey!

273
00:10:34,981 --> 00:10:37,244
We was just
talkin' about ya,

274
00:10:37,244 --> 00:10:40,378
best son who's my boss
I ever had!

275
00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:42,510
[Belch][Hiccup]

276
00:10:42,510 --> 00:10:45,252
Is this what you meant by
getting Toby on my side?

277
00:10:45,252 --> 00:10:47,820
You're drunk!YOU'RE drunk.

278
00:10:47,820 --> 00:10:50,475
[Fart][Laugh]

279
00:10:50,475 --> 00:10:52,782
It smells like
peaches, beans,

280
00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:54,958
and insubordination
in here!

281
00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:56,829
Knock knock.
Who's there?

282
00:10:56,829 --> 00:10:57,917
Pow!

283
00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:02,052
I'm writing you both up
for drinking on the job...

284
00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:04,228
That's an Article 48.

285
00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:06,621
And breaking wind
in front of a superior!

286
00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:09,755
That is 22.

287
00:11:09,755 --> 00:11:12,715
We were just toastin' to
celebrate your promotion!

288
00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:15,195
Tell it to the naughty
corner, McDougal.

289
00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:19,069
I ain't sittin' in
no naughty corner!

290
00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:21,201
And since when do we
have a naughty corner?!

291
00:11:21,201 --> 00:11:22,376
Shut it!

292
00:11:22,376 --> 00:11:24,030
Things better
change around here,

293
00:11:24,030 --> 00:11:25,597
or the staff will.

294
00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:28,600
[Toby puking]

295
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,820
TOBY:
Agnes...

296
00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:33,474
I just article twenty-
sixed in your purse.

297
00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:40,220
I'm sorry, Pop, but I had to
make an example of someone.

298
00:11:40,220 --> 00:11:41,961
Ya humiliated me
in front of everybody.

299
00:11:41,961 --> 00:11:43,441
Go to your room!
You're grounded!

300
00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:45,748
You can't ground me.
I'm your boss!

301
00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:47,271
At work,
you're the boss.

302
00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:48,663
At home,
I'm the boss!

303
00:11:48,663 --> 00:11:49,969
Oh yeah?

304
00:11:49,969 --> 00:11:52,232
Well, just you wait 'til
we get to work tomorrow.

305
00:11:52,232 --> 00:11:53,451
Yeah?

306
00:11:53,451 --> 00:11:56,236
You just wait'll we get
home from work tomorrow!

307
00:11:56,236 --> 00:11:57,760
Which will be
around midnight,

308
00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,762
because you'll
be working late!

309
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:04,810
♪

310
00:12:04,810 --> 00:12:09,772
♪♪

311
00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:14,820
♪

312
00:12:14,820 --> 00:12:19,738
♪♪

313
00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:24,787
♪

314
00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:29,748
♪♪

315
00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:34,709
♪

316
00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:40,977
See?
I gave ya a boost.

317
00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:42,630
I'm already payin'
for myself.

318
00:12:42,630 --> 00:12:46,417
[Gina grunting and
crawling in ducts]

319
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:48,941
You can make scarier
noises than that.

320
00:12:48,941 --> 00:12:51,465
Ya sound like Pop
puttin' on his shoes.

321
00:12:51,465 --> 00:12:53,641
GINA:
I'm stuck. Get me outta here!

322
00:12:53,641 --> 00:12:56,253
Go on, bring back
our little butterball.

323
00:12:57,471 --> 00:12:59,822
Easy!
You're gonna pull my arm off!

324
00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:01,693
This is ruining my hair!

325
00:13:05,958 --> 00:13:07,917
What the hell are you
doin' in here?!

326
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:09,570
I got scared
out there alone.

327
00:13:09,570 --> 00:13:11,137
I hear this house
is haunted!

328
00:13:11,137 --> 00:13:14,140
Just back out
so we can start the scam.

329
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:17,883
I'm stuck!

330
00:13:17,883 --> 00:13:18,884
[Groan]

331
00:13:18,884 --> 00:13:21,931
[All three shouting
and struggling]

332
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,671
I'm calling the psychic!

333
00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:28,198
♪ Happy Birthday,

334
00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:30,243
♪ former subordinate!

335
00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:31,331
Jesus!

336
00:13:31,331 --> 00:13:32,811
That thing's more
fireball than cake.

337
00:13:32,811 --> 00:13:34,465
How old are you?

338
00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:37,250
What's this?
An office birthday party?

339
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,122
Why wasn't I invited?

340
00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:41,820
I like cake.
I like singing...

341
00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:43,300
You know what?

342
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:46,781
Regina Tourism includes everyone
in birthday celebrations -

343
00:13:46,781 --> 00:13:49,175
everyone
or no one!

344
00:13:50,394 --> 00:13:51,612
[Hiccup]

345
00:13:51,612 --> 00:13:53,223
I [bleep]in'
hate that guy.

346
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:54,964
I gotta
live with him!

347
00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:56,704
That must be
about as fun

348
00:13:56,704 --> 00:13:59,229
as a chapped ass
on a long bike ride.

349
00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:01,666
Lemme tell ya somethin'
about Boss Man.

350
00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:03,886
He once created
an app named "Roxy"

351
00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:05,713
to call his phone
every day

352
00:14:05,713 --> 00:14:07,715
so people'd think
he had a girlfriend.

353
00:14:07,715 --> 00:14:09,152
[Laugh]

354
00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:10,283
Ooh!

355
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:11,981
Mr. Bigshot's too good

356
00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:13,896
for blow up dolls!

357
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:16,463
And get this - he still sleeps
with plastic sheets!

358
00:14:16,463 --> 00:14:17,900
[Laugh]

359
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:20,598
[Whispering] I stopped wetting
the bed in my twenties.

360
00:14:20,598 --> 00:14:22,208
Oh, it gets better!

361
00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:23,688
Whenever he
watches scary movies,

362
00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:25,385
he has to sleep
in our bed!

363
00:14:25,385 --> 00:14:28,606
[Laughing]

364
00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:31,130
Alright, McDougal, I've
had it with your attitude.

365
00:14:31,130 --> 00:14:33,306
You're fired!What?!

366
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:35,221
[Phone ringing]

367
00:14:35,221 --> 00:14:37,180
Oh, hey Roxy.
Now's not a good time.

368
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:38,703
Can I call
ya back, babe?

369
00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:40,096
[Laughing]

370
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,537
Cook!

371
00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:48,234
We're outta pork rinds!

372
00:14:48,234 --> 00:14:50,280
So go to the store
and get some!

373
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,630
But I wanna see if she
says yes to the dress!

374
00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:55,328
The Dad's a cheapo, and I think
he's about to have a stroke.

375
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:56,634
[Man bellows]There he goes.

376
00:14:57,722 --> 00:14:59,245
What a day...

377
00:14:59,245 --> 00:15:01,247
Someone pooped in my desk!

378
00:15:01,247 --> 00:15:03,119
Guess I owe Toby
five bucks.

379
00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:04,859
Can you turn on
the news, please?

380
00:15:04,859 --> 00:15:06,644
And get your feet
off the couch.

381
00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:08,820
But "My Big Fat Alaskan
Gypsy Lumberjack Wedding"

382
00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:10,387
is on next!

383
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:12,041
When you work all day,

384
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:14,826
you can watch whatever
moronic show you want.

385
00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:16,828
That's not fair!

386
00:15:16,828 --> 00:15:19,570
Petey, for Chrissake,
just hire your father back!

387
00:15:20,788 --> 00:15:22,790
Why would I hire
a guy who thinks

388
00:15:22,790 --> 00:15:24,357
the photocopier
is an ass camera?

389
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:27,099
Yeah, well, I wouldn't
go back even if ya paid me!

390
00:15:27,099 --> 00:15:29,145
And by the way,
I'm still gettin' paid.

391
00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:31,669
Of course you are.
It's a Canadian government job.

392
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,499
How do ya drink this stuff?!

393
00:15:38,284 --> 00:15:40,939
[Gina, Theresa, and Cheech
shouting and fighting]

394
00:15:40,939 --> 00:15:42,767
Where's
Mademoiselle Conya?

395
00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:44,551
I left her a message
hours ago!

396
00:15:44,551 --> 00:15:46,075
I'm calling again.

397
00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:47,728
[Phone ringing]

398
00:15:47,728 --> 00:15:50,296
I told you we shouldn'a
left our phones in the car.

399
00:15:50,296 --> 00:15:52,037
The last thing we need

400
00:15:52,037 --> 00:15:54,474
is you textin' some meathead
boy-toy while we're workin'.

401
00:15:54,474 --> 00:15:56,563
Don't be stupid.
Big Mike can't read.

402
00:15:56,563 --> 00:15:58,087
[Stomach rumble]Ugh.

403
00:15:58,087 --> 00:16:00,045
I'm starvin'!
Help!

404
00:16:00,045 --> 00:16:01,525
Get us outta here!

405
00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:03,396
Shut up!

406
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:04,702
Why should he?

407
00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:06,269
Aside from losin'
a little weight,

408
00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:08,010
there's no plus side
to bein' trapped in here.

409
00:16:09,141 --> 00:16:11,665
[Spooky voice]
Hellllllp!

410
00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:14,146
Heeelllllp!

411
00:16:14,146 --> 00:16:16,279
"Old houses have
so much character."

412
00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:17,932
"If these walls
could talk."

413
00:16:17,932 --> 00:16:19,586
Well they're
talking now, Dan!

414
00:16:19,586 --> 00:16:20,761
Happy?!

415
00:16:20,761 --> 00:16:22,241
[Beeping]Ya hear that?

416
00:16:23,503 --> 00:16:25,766
You had your freakin' phone
the whole time?

417
00:16:25,766 --> 00:16:27,768
I was savin'
the battery for selfies.

418
00:16:27,768 --> 00:16:28,900
[Click]

419
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,380
Quick!
The battery's dyin'!

420
00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:33,035
Who ya callin'?

421
00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:35,298
I'm callin' Ma
to come and get us!

422
00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:36,864
Cook, before ya do anything,

423
00:16:36,864 --> 00:16:39,041
bring us a jumbo cheese
and anchovy -

424
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,913
GINA:
I'm gonna freakin' kill ya!

425
00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:44,176
[Couple screams]

426
00:16:46,874 --> 00:16:48,572
Toby, Agnes,

427
00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:50,965
I need us to pull together
as a team, okay?

428
00:16:50,965 --> 00:16:53,229
There is no
"I" in team.

429
00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:56,188
But you can spell "me"
with part of it...

430
00:16:56,188 --> 00:16:58,973
and "ta" with
the other part.

431
00:16:58,973 --> 00:17:00,714
Great news,
Petey!

432
00:17:00,714 --> 00:17:02,499
Premiere O'Shea
wants the tours

433
00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:04,066
bumped up to
12 a day!

434
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:05,458
What?!

435
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:08,983
I suppose this means a few
"Regina After Dark" tours.

436
00:17:08,983 --> 00:17:11,377
Sounds positively tantalizing.

437
00:17:11,377 --> 00:17:13,118
For Canada -

438
00:17:13,118 --> 00:17:15,338
where lusting over
a moonlit grain elevator

439
00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:16,774
is about to become a thing!

440
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,213
Is he kidding?

441
00:17:22,606 --> 00:17:24,869
You guys are really gonna
have to pull up your socks.

442
00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:29,003
Wait!
Where are you going?

443
00:17:29,003 --> 00:17:30,744
To the liquor store,

444
00:17:30,744 --> 00:17:32,529
to "pull up our socks,"
ya dick!

445
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:38,665
JIMMY: Jeez, kid!
Ya look terrible!

446
00:17:38,665 --> 00:17:40,798
Don't start.
I'm not in the mood.

447
00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:43,322
Look, I'm not sayin' this as
a disgruntled former employee

448
00:17:43,322 --> 00:17:45,237
that ya totally screwed over.

449
00:17:45,237 --> 00:17:47,457
I'm sayin' this as your Pop.
Ya gotta quit!

450
00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:49,285
I can't.
I just can't!

451
00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:51,025
Sure ya can.

452
00:17:51,025 --> 00:17:52,549
Ya walk into
your own office,

453
00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:54,377
ya drop a deuce
on the desk,

454
00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:56,248
and you strut out
like a man!

455
00:17:56,248 --> 00:17:58,816
What's so
hard about -Because I lied!

456
00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:00,818
I made up fake
Regina history

457
00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:03,168
so the tour would
be more exciting.

458
00:18:03,168 --> 00:18:05,301
Ya bullcrapped
the whole thing?

459
00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:06,998
I'm impressed!

460
00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:09,957
If my lies are exposed,
I'll be a laughingstock.

461
00:18:09,957 --> 00:18:12,830
I'm just going to
have to run the tour

462
00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:15,093
for the rest of my life.

463
00:18:15,093 --> 00:18:16,660
You're bein'
a little dramatic.

464
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:18,923
I'm glad to see them
acting lessons paid off.

465
00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:21,230
That was Theresa!

466
00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:22,187
[Sigh]

467
00:18:22,187 --> 00:18:24,798
Goodbye Ivy league
PhD scholarship,

468
00:18:24,798 --> 00:18:27,366
hello basement apartment
and TV dinners

469
00:18:27,366 --> 00:18:29,455
in my dirty underwear.

470
00:18:29,455 --> 00:18:31,240
That reminds me -
Where's Cheech?

471
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,067
Look, I'm proud
of ya, son.

472
00:18:33,067 --> 00:18:34,939
Ya rose to the top on lies

473
00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:37,115
and you'll do anything
to protect the scam -

474
00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:38,812
just like a true Falcone!
But -

475
00:18:38,812 --> 00:18:41,772
[Snoring]

476
00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:43,426
Aw, poor kid.

477
00:18:43,426 --> 00:18:45,297
Seriously, though -
Where the hell's Cheech?

478
00:18:45,297 --> 00:18:46,820
Where the hell's everybody?

479
00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:49,693
Ah, yes,
the spirits are present,

480
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:51,347
and they are -

481
00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:53,218
CHEECH:
Staaaaarvin'!

482
00:18:53,218 --> 00:18:55,612
Poor things don't know
they crossed over.

483
00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:57,918
Probably died 'cause they

484
00:18:57,918 --> 00:18:59,920
cut the wrong person
out of a job!

485
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:02,053
Can you get
rid of them?Yes.

486
00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:04,186
But you must leave this place,

487
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:06,753
so I have a clear channel
with the little [bleep]s.

488
00:19:06,753 --> 00:19:08,625
...I mean spirits.

489
00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:12,933
[Door closes]

490
00:19:12,933 --> 00:19:15,153
Y'know, I should leave
you three up there to rot

491
00:19:15,153 --> 00:19:16,981
for not cuttin'
me in on this.

492
00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:18,548
CHEECH:
It was them, Cook.

493
00:19:18,548 --> 00:19:21,203
I begged, I pleaded,
but they wouldn't have ya!

494
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:23,727
GINA:
Nice impression of Pop, ya rat.

495
00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:25,903
I been runnin' spirit scams
longer than alla you!

496
00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:27,774
GINA:
Fine! Sorry!

497
00:19:27,774 --> 00:19:30,647
Now get us outta here and
we'll give ya... 30 percent.

498
00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:31,952
Seventy.Fifty.

499
00:19:31,952 --> 00:19:33,389
Have a nice afterlife!

500
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,042
THERESA:
Wait! Don't go!

501
00:19:35,042 --> 00:19:37,001
CHEECH: Eighty percent
and we got a deal.Deal.

502
00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:38,437
GINA:
Cheech!

503
00:19:38,437 --> 00:19:41,092
Get ready to cross over
to the other side!

504
00:19:43,181 --> 00:19:46,228
GINA: [Laughing]
Ya hit Cheech in the face!

505
00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:52,495
Rumour has it...
[yawn]

506
00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:55,106
...that's where the Wheat
Pirates buried their treasure

507
00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:57,282
before sailing
back to Alberta.[Phone ring]

508
00:19:57,282 --> 00:19:58,936
What is it, Pop?

509
00:19:58,936 --> 00:20:00,938
Too bad the bus
didn't start, huh, son?

510
00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:03,549
You're welcome!What are you
talking about?

511
00:20:03,549 --> 00:20:06,639
I cut the starter cable so you
wouldn't have to do the tour.

512
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,293
No bus, no tour.

513
00:20:08,293 --> 00:20:10,034
Bingo bango!
You're off the hook!

514
00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:12,166
I'm driving the bus right now,

515
00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:13,690
with a bunch of tourists.

516
00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:17,607
[Horns honk]

517
00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:19,696
In fact, I just drove
through a red light!

518
00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:21,785
Pop!
You cut the brake line!

519
00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:23,395
Well, I cut somethin' -

520
00:20:23,395 --> 00:20:25,179
and would appreciate
a "thank you."

521
00:20:25,179 --> 00:20:27,051
PETEY:
I can't stop! I can't stop!

522
00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:31,795
[Tourists screaming]

523
00:20:33,057 --> 00:20:34,624
That's the pool where
they shot Titanic!

524
00:20:34,624 --> 00:20:36,365
Gordon Lightfoot got
a hotfoot on that bench!

525
00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:37,366
That silo's full of candy!

526
00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:38,758
There's a bunch of zombies
in that house!

527
00:20:38,758 --> 00:20:40,151
Ooh, zombies!

528
00:20:40,151 --> 00:20:41,544
[Horn honk]

529
00:20:42,936 --> 00:20:44,198
You're headed
right for the lake!

530
00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:47,767
It's okay, Pop!
This is an amphibious bus!

531
00:20:47,767 --> 00:20:49,378
I don't know what that means!

532
00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:50,988
It's a bus AND a boat!

533
00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:52,555
[Laugh]
Yeah, right!

534
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:56,080
[Tourists scream]

535
00:20:58,865 --> 00:21:00,476
[Groan]

536
00:21:01,738 --> 00:21:03,870
Ya alright, kid?Better than
the bus.

537
00:21:03,870 --> 00:21:05,307
[Scream]

538
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:07,221
Oh my God!
Zombies!

539
00:21:07,221 --> 00:21:10,094
[Growl]
So hungry...

540
00:21:11,225 --> 00:21:12,705
Best tour ever!

541
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:13,663
Yargh!

542
00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:21,105
I suppose
the lesson here

543
00:21:21,105 --> 00:21:22,802
is that one should
never lie

544
00:21:22,802 --> 00:21:24,935
to get ahead in
a work situation.

545
00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:27,241
Nah - the lesson is
ya should always have

546
00:21:27,241 --> 00:21:29,809
a fall guy to blame
in case ya get caught.

547
00:21:29,809 --> 00:21:32,290
No - it's that
ya should never

548
00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:34,292
cut your mother
out of a good scam!

549
00:21:34,292 --> 00:21:36,729
Would you guys shut up?
We can't hear the TV!

550
00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:38,427
Pick a [bleep]in'
dress already!

551
00:21:38,427 --> 00:21:40,080
They're all the same!

552
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:43,257
WOMAN:
This dress is soooo tight.

553
00:21:43,257 --> 00:21:45,956
[Gasp]
Can you help me take it off?

554
00:21:45,956 --> 00:21:48,132
[Ripping sound]

555
00:21:48,132 --> 00:21:50,047
What the hell
are we watchin'?

556
00:21:50,047 --> 00:21:53,398
"Say 'Yes,
Oh God, Yes, Yes'

557
00:21:53,398 --> 00:21:55,357
to the Dress."

558
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:57,794
I promised myself
I wouldn't cry,

559
00:21:57,794 --> 00:21:59,839
but it's so beautiful...