1 00:00:01,768 --> 00:00:04,771 [jazz music] 2 00:00:04,804 --> 00:00:11,845 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:20,520 [cheers and applause] 4 00:00:20,553 --> 00:00:22,288 - From the Penn & Teller Theater 5 00:00:22,322 --> 00:00:24,424 at the Rio Hotel in Las Vegas, 6 00:00:24,457 --> 00:00:28,561 here's our host, Alyson Hannigan! 7 00:00:28,595 --> 00:00:30,964 [cheers and applause] 8 00:00:30,997 --> 00:00:38,038 ♪ ♪ 9 00:00:41,174 --> 00:00:45,311 - Welcome to a special edition of "Fool Us: Animal Style." 10 00:00:45,345 --> 00:00:47,414 That's right, every trick tonight 11 00:00:47,447 --> 00:00:49,516 features an adorable animal 12 00:00:49,549 --> 00:00:53,153 partnered with a slightly less adorable human magician. 13 00:00:53,186 --> 00:00:55,522 I'm told I can only pet one of them. 14 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:59,159 Here to try and tame this magical menagerie, 15 00:00:59,192 --> 00:01:03,530 the kings of the magic jungle, Penn and Teller! 16 00:01:03,563 --> 00:01:10,603 ♪ ♪ 17 00:01:19,813 --> 00:01:23,483 Any animal or magician who tricks Penn and Teller 18 00:01:23,516 --> 00:01:25,118 gets a "Fool Us" trophy, 19 00:01:25,151 --> 00:01:26,953 a spot in their Las Vegas show, 20 00:01:26,986 --> 00:01:28,321 and a treat. 21 00:01:28,354 --> 00:01:30,457 It's time to unleash the hounds, 22 00:01:30,490 --> 00:01:32,492 so let's meet our first act. 23 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:36,429 - Hi, I am Jo de Rijck. 24 00:01:36,463 --> 00:01:38,465 I am not the greatest magician in the world, 25 00:01:38,498 --> 00:01:40,100 but my animals are. 26 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:41,267 I love animals, 27 00:01:41,301 --> 00:01:42,869 and I love to show people 28 00:01:42,902 --> 00:01:45,338 how they're so much smarter than we realize. 29 00:01:45,371 --> 00:01:48,708 We just don't know how to communicate with them. 30 00:01:48,741 --> 00:01:51,344 Last time I was on "Fool Us" with my mind-reading chicken, 31 00:01:51,377 --> 00:01:52,545 Chicken Curry. 32 00:01:52,579 --> 00:01:54,280 It was a highlight of my career. 33 00:01:54,314 --> 00:01:55,648 [cheers and applause] 34 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:57,150 For my trick tonight, 35 00:01:57,183 --> 00:02:00,153 I knew Penn and Teller will be ready for Chicken Curry, 36 00:02:00,186 --> 00:02:04,757 so I searched the world for a new animal to fool them. 37 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:07,393 It took me years before I finally found 38 00:02:07,427 --> 00:02:09,362 the perfect animal for tonight. 39 00:02:09,395 --> 00:02:13,099 I traveled by land, air, and sea 40 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:16,503 to find the perfect animal to fool Penn and Teller. 41 00:02:16,536 --> 00:02:19,639 I can't wait to see them try and figure this one out. 42 00:02:19,672 --> 00:02:21,975 ♪ ♪ 43 00:02:22,008 --> 00:02:24,978 [cheers and applause] 44 00:02:25,011 --> 00:02:28,681 - Please welcome back Jo de Rijck! 45 00:02:28,715 --> 00:02:29,849 - Hi. 46 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:31,417 Last time I was here, 47 00:02:31,451 --> 00:02:33,753 I had a mind-reading chicken. 48 00:02:33,786 --> 00:02:36,689 For tonight, I will step it up 49 00:02:36,723 --> 00:02:40,593 with a mind-reading dolphin. 50 00:02:40,627 --> 00:02:42,262 It's a baby dolphin. 51 00:02:42,295 --> 00:02:45,165 His name is Willy. 52 00:02:45,198 --> 00:02:47,233 He's blindfolded right now, 53 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:49,402 like a real mentalist. 54 00:02:49,435 --> 00:02:50,904 But first... 55 00:02:50,937 --> 00:02:53,406 ♪ ♪ 56 00:02:53,439 --> 00:02:56,476 We need a mind to read. 57 00:02:56,509 --> 00:02:59,078 Teller, up. [whistle blows] 58 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:01,314 [laughter] 59 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:03,316 ♪ ♪ 60 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:05,185 Good boy. 61 00:03:05,218 --> 00:03:07,220 - Wow. - Good. 62 00:03:07,253 --> 00:03:08,755 Teller. 63 00:03:08,788 --> 00:03:11,591 Really good boy. 64 00:03:11,624 --> 00:03:14,561 Good, good. 65 00:03:14,594 --> 00:03:16,162 Teller, 66 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:19,933 these are five new home decorations 67 00:03:19,966 --> 00:03:22,835 for little Willy's aquarium. 68 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:25,038 Teller, 69 00:03:25,071 --> 00:03:28,942 decorations in the bucket. 70 00:03:28,975 --> 00:03:31,110 Teller. [whistle blows] 71 00:03:31,144 --> 00:03:34,480 Decorations in the bucket. 72 00:03:34,514 --> 00:03:35,615 [whistle blows] 73 00:03:35,648 --> 00:03:39,118 ♪ ♪ 74 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:41,254 Good boy, Teller. 75 00:03:41,287 --> 00:03:43,389 Really awesome. 76 00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:45,291 Good job. 77 00:03:45,325 --> 00:03:48,261 Good, good. 78 00:03:48,294 --> 00:03:51,864 Teller... 79 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:55,935 take these buckets and return to your seat. 80 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:57,503 [laughter] 81 00:03:57,537 --> 00:03:59,472 [whistle blows] 82 00:03:59,505 --> 00:04:03,910 ♪ ♪ 83 00:04:03,943 --> 00:04:05,845 Good boy. 84 00:04:05,878 --> 00:04:07,046 Good. 85 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,983 Okay, Penn. - Uh-oh. 86 00:04:10,016 --> 00:04:11,150 - Please. - Yes? 87 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:13,820 - Select one decoration, 88 00:04:13,853 --> 00:04:15,622 put it in the red bucket, 89 00:04:15,655 --> 00:04:17,991 and cover it up so I cannot see it. 90 00:04:18,024 --> 00:04:18,992 One moment. - Okay. 91 00:04:19,025 --> 00:04:21,060 - To make it fair, 92 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:24,664 I will also cover myself with a blindfold. 93 00:04:24,697 --> 00:04:25,798 [whistle blows] 94 00:04:25,832 --> 00:04:32,805 ♪ ♪ 95 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:35,308 Penn, are you ready? 96 00:04:35,341 --> 00:04:37,744 - I am ready. 97 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:40,346 - Perfect, Penn. 98 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:42,382 Good boy. 99 00:04:42,415 --> 00:04:43,883 Good boy. 100 00:04:43,916 --> 00:04:45,885 - Oh, nice. Thank you. 101 00:04:45,918 --> 00:04:49,656 - Teller, please with the red bucket, join me back on stage. 102 00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:51,591 Alyson, I need you too. 103 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:53,459 ♪ ♪ 104 00:04:53,493 --> 00:04:55,261 Good. 105 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,329 Good, Teller. 106 00:04:56,362 --> 00:04:57,764 Good, Alyson. - Aw. 107 00:04:57,797 --> 00:04:59,632 - Mwah. Mwah. - Aw. 108 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:02,068 - Love is the biggest gift. 109 00:05:02,101 --> 00:05:04,370 [laughter] 110 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:07,473 Now, it is time for you all 111 00:05:07,507 --> 00:05:12,145 to meet my mind-reading dolphin. 112 00:05:12,178 --> 00:05:16,282 Audience, give it up for Willy. 113 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,151 [record scratches] 114 00:05:18,184 --> 00:05:21,220 [applause] 115 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:23,923 - That's not a dolphin. 116 00:05:23,956 --> 00:05:25,792 - Hi, Willy. Hi. 117 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:28,695 Don't worry. 118 00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:30,963 This is Willy. 119 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:34,067 He's identifying as a dolphin. 120 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:37,670 [laughter] 121 00:05:37,704 --> 00:05:42,241 Teller, Willy is gonna read your mind. 122 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:43,943 Do you know the expression 123 00:05:43,976 --> 00:05:46,879 "an idea can be on the tip of your tongue"? 124 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:48,715 Think about your object, 125 00:05:48,748 --> 00:05:52,585 and let it come to the tip of your tongue. 126 00:05:52,618 --> 00:05:54,487 ♪ ♪ 127 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:55,688 Perfect. 128 00:05:55,722 --> 00:05:57,824 Keep it right there... - Oh, boy. 129 00:05:57,857 --> 00:05:59,892 - And give it a gentle blow. 130 00:05:59,926 --> 00:06:01,994 ♪ ♪ 131 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:04,430 Awesome. Teller, such a good job. 132 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:06,799 Really awesome. Amazing, Teller. 133 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:08,401 That's for you. 134 00:06:08,434 --> 00:06:10,370 - Oh, gosh. 135 00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:12,171 - Alyson. - Mm-hmm? 136 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:15,742 - I promised to take it up to the next level. 137 00:06:15,775 --> 00:06:18,811 Not only has he read your mind, 138 00:06:18,845 --> 00:06:22,949 he's also gonna transfer your thoughts to Alyson. 139 00:06:22,982 --> 00:06:24,217 - Hmm... 140 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:27,120 - Alyson, in a moment, you will hold Willy. 141 00:06:27,153 --> 00:06:28,421 - I don't-- - Don't worry, don't worry. 142 00:06:28,454 --> 00:06:30,523 Don't worry. He's really gentle. 143 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:32,658 - I don't think I'm supposed to hold your Willy. 144 00:06:32,692 --> 00:06:35,862 - You're not supposed to hold my Willy? 145 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:39,165 Alyson, just hold your hands out like this. 146 00:06:39,198 --> 00:06:40,933 Very gentle. Don't squeeze him. 147 00:06:40,967 --> 00:06:43,736 As if he were a snake, okay? 148 00:06:43,770 --> 00:06:46,506 When you have him, he will communicate with you. 149 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:48,908 - Okay. - I don't know how. 150 00:06:48,941 --> 00:06:50,543 Dolphins have their way. 151 00:06:50,576 --> 00:06:52,678 [laughter] 152 00:06:52,712 --> 00:06:53,913 Very gentle. 153 00:06:53,946 --> 00:06:55,181 Just very gentle. - Okay! 154 00:06:55,214 --> 00:06:56,949 - Very gentle. You're doing good. 155 00:06:56,983 --> 00:06:59,252 Very gentle. Okay, perfect. 156 00:06:59,285 --> 00:07:01,053 Alyson, close your eyes. - No! 157 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:02,522 - You're doing great. 158 00:07:02,555 --> 00:07:06,559 Willy, communicate with Alyson. 159 00:07:06,592 --> 00:07:09,562 Give her a clear sign for yes. 160 00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:12,298 - [whimpers] - Good. 161 00:07:12,331 --> 00:07:15,101 Alyson, every time Willy gives you a yes, 162 00:07:15,134 --> 00:07:17,003 yell it out loud. - Okay. 163 00:07:17,036 --> 00:07:19,405 - Do you understand? - Yes. 164 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,007 - Perfect. 165 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:23,943 Willy... 166 00:07:23,976 --> 00:07:27,814 did Teller think about bamboo? 167 00:07:27,847 --> 00:07:29,949 ♪ ♪ 168 00:07:29,982 --> 00:07:34,153 Willy, did Teller think about a mermaid? 169 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:36,289 Willy, you're doing great. 170 00:07:36,322 --> 00:07:38,124 Willy... 171 00:07:38,157 --> 00:07:40,726 did Teller think about the seashell? 172 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:44,730 ♪ ♪ 173 00:07:44,764 --> 00:07:45,798 - Okay... 174 00:07:45,832 --> 00:07:49,402 - Did Teller think about a house? 175 00:07:49,435 --> 00:07:54,240 ♪ ♪ 176 00:07:54,273 --> 00:07:56,943 Did Teller think about corals? 177 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:59,378 - Yes. - Yes? Okay. 178 00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:01,581 Alyson, you did so good. - Thanks. 179 00:08:01,614 --> 00:08:03,983 - Good girl. Good girl. - Oh, thank you. 180 00:08:04,016 --> 00:08:06,285 Thank you. - They're all yours. 181 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,753 If indeed 182 00:08:07,787 --> 00:08:11,924 Teller thought about the coral, 183 00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:15,895 Willy is truly a mind-reading dolphin. 184 00:08:15,928 --> 00:08:19,599 Teller, can you please show us what did you think about? 185 00:08:19,632 --> 00:08:22,201 ♪ ♪ 186 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:23,769 A coral! 187 00:08:23,803 --> 00:08:28,140 Willy! - Willy! 188 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:30,476 Jo de Rijck! 189 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,612 And Willy! 190 00:08:32,645 --> 00:08:34,981 Are all animals as smart as Willy? 191 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:38,217 - I think all animals are really intelligent, 192 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:39,819 if you know how to communicate with them. 193 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:42,722 Like, for example, if you feed your goldfish every day, 194 00:08:42,755 --> 00:08:44,357 at the same hour, they will know the hour, 195 00:08:44,390 --> 00:08:46,359 which is amazing, 'cause we cannot do that. 196 00:08:46,392 --> 00:08:48,027 That kind of things. - Okay. 197 00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:50,663 And why do you love animals so much? 198 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:52,765 - I had quite a rough childhood, 199 00:08:52,798 --> 00:08:54,100 and animals were my friends. 200 00:08:54,133 --> 00:08:56,269 They were like a source of love for me, 201 00:08:56,302 --> 00:08:58,538 and still today, I love them like crazy. 202 00:08:58,571 --> 00:09:00,039 I mean, look at this cute dolphin. 203 00:09:00,072 --> 00:09:02,642 It's amazing. - Yeah, it's super cute. 204 00:09:02,675 --> 00:09:04,577 Learning to perform magic is hard, 205 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:07,547 but is it extra hard if you're working with animals? 206 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:08,881 - It's crazy hard, to be honest. 207 00:09:08,915 --> 00:09:10,316 Yes. - Yeah. 208 00:09:10,349 --> 00:09:11,651 - 'Cause first you have the magic you have to master. 209 00:09:11,684 --> 00:09:13,486 Then you have to train the animals. 210 00:09:13,519 --> 00:09:14,587 And then it's always an animal, 211 00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:15,988 so you never know what's gonna happen, 212 00:09:16,022 --> 00:09:17,023 which is also what I like. 213 00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:18,124 You know? - Yeah. 214 00:09:18,157 --> 00:09:20,092 - They are unpredictable. It's always fun. 215 00:09:20,126 --> 00:09:21,861 - Jo, I can't wait to find out 216 00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:24,130 if you and Willy fooled Penn and Teller. 217 00:09:24,163 --> 00:09:25,598 - Me neither. - Let's find out. 218 00:09:25,631 --> 00:09:26,732 Boys? 219 00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:27,733 - Oh, my goodness. 220 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:29,969 Jo, Jo, Jo, Jo, Jo, Jo. 221 00:09:30,002 --> 00:09:31,437 Here you come again. 222 00:09:31,470 --> 00:09:35,608 Here you come again in a niche that you have created, 223 00:09:35,641 --> 00:09:39,445 the mind-reading animals on "Fool Us" niche. 224 00:09:39,478 --> 00:09:41,581 No one is competing with you. 225 00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:44,283 You have just got that, and you own it. 226 00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:46,285 And we just love it. 227 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:49,121 We love you feeding Teller the treats. 228 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:51,424 We love you putting the hoop around. 229 00:09:51,457 --> 00:09:54,594 We love every single bit of this. 230 00:09:54,627 --> 00:09:57,029 It's just a terrific, terrific act. 231 00:09:57,063 --> 00:10:00,666 But you know, there's ego involved here. 232 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:02,468 As much as we love you, 233 00:10:02,501 --> 00:10:06,272 we have gotten a lot of, um... 234 00:10:06,305 --> 00:10:09,108 [bleep] from people around us 235 00:10:09,141 --> 00:10:11,377 that we were fooled by a chicken. 236 00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:13,145 - I understand. - You can imagine 237 00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:15,715 in our peer groups that we travel in, 238 00:10:15,748 --> 00:10:18,317 which include magicians and comedians, 239 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:23,222 two fellows who were fooled by a chicken are ridiculed, 240 00:10:23,255 --> 00:10:25,691 ridiculed by people saying, 241 00:10:25,725 --> 00:10:27,693 "You guys were fooled by a chicken?" 242 00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:30,663 So as we look at you here, we start thinking hard. 243 00:10:30,696 --> 00:10:32,365 We start watching everything. 244 00:10:32,398 --> 00:10:35,401 We start taking notes, and we say, 245 00:10:35,434 --> 00:10:37,136 no, no, no, no, no. 246 00:10:37,169 --> 00:10:40,706 This time we are not gonna be fooled 247 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:43,009 by a mind-reading chicken. 248 00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:45,478 This time we are gonna be fooled 249 00:10:45,511 --> 00:10:49,715 by a mind-reading snake that identifies as a dolphin. 250 00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:52,618 - We have a Fooler! 251 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,453 Yay! - All right! 252 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,689 - We have a Fooler! 253 00:10:56,722 --> 00:10:58,524 Whoo-hoo! 254 00:10:58,557 --> 00:10:59,558 Amazing. 255 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,460 Congratulations. 256 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,063 - That's so cool. Thank you. 257 00:11:04,096 --> 00:11:07,933 Really, thank you so much. - Aww. 258 00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:10,369 Thank you. Jo De Rijck! 259 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:12,738 [cheers and applause] 260 00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:14,206 ♪ ♪ 261 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:16,042 Aw. 262 00:11:16,075 --> 00:11:17,443 [sighs] 263 00:11:17,476 --> 00:11:19,612 We've got our first Fooler of the night. 264 00:11:19,645 --> 00:11:21,580 Stick around, and maybe we'll see another 265 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:25,184 on this special animal episode of "Fool Us." 266 00:11:25,217 --> 00:11:29,255 ♪ ♪ 267 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:35,461 [jazz music] 268 00:11:35,494 --> 00:11:38,297 ♪ ♪ 269 00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:41,033 - Welcome back to "Fool Us: Animal Style." 270 00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:43,135 Let's meet our next amazing magician 271 00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:45,971 and our next fantastic beast. 272 00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:49,508 - Hi. My name is Nick Paul. 273 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,244 I'm originally from the suburbs of Detroit. 274 00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:54,080 I come from a weird family. 275 00:11:54,113 --> 00:11:56,582 I'm a magician. My brother's a comedian. 276 00:11:56,615 --> 00:11:58,017 My dad's a ventriloquist. 277 00:11:58,050 --> 00:11:59,985 So we just find new and exciting ways 278 00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:01,987 of disappointing my mom. 279 00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:03,422 I've been doing magic professionally 280 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:05,291 for over 20 years. 281 00:12:05,324 --> 00:12:07,727 I've been good for three of them. 282 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:10,429 A lot of what I do is a mix of silent comedy and magic, 283 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:12,465 but I'll be doing a lot of talking today. 284 00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:14,066 My wife is a performer as well. 285 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:16,335 She helps me write a lot of material for the show. 286 00:12:16,368 --> 00:12:17,903 She often performs with me too. 287 00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:20,106 She's the Teller in our relationship, 288 00:12:20,139 --> 00:12:21,774 the smart one. 289 00:12:21,807 --> 00:12:23,743 And as we tape this, we're actually celebrating 290 00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:25,578 our eight-year wedding anniversary. 291 00:12:25,611 --> 00:12:28,814 So instead of flowers, I took her to a magic show. 292 00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:31,550 I'm excited to be here on "Penn & Teller: Fool Us." 293 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,886 I've been trying to get on the show for a very long time, 294 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:35,821 so no pressure. 295 00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:37,356 Do I think I can fool them? 296 00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:39,358 Absolutely... 297 00:12:39,391 --> 00:12:40,359 not. 298 00:12:40,392 --> 00:12:42,328 ♪ ♪ 299 00:12:42,361 --> 00:12:45,331 [cheers and applause] 300 00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:47,800 - Please welcome one wild wizard. 301 00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:49,702 Nick Paul. - Yeah! 302 00:12:49,735 --> 00:12:51,570 We're doing it, guys. We're doing it. 303 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,205 Hi. How are you? My name's Nick Paul. 304 00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:54,473 I'm gonna show you some magical tricks. 305 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:55,841 This is exciting. 306 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,243 Alyson, would you mind helping me out? 307 00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:58,677 I know you've never done this before. 308 00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:00,980 Alyson, ladies and gentlemen. The amazing Alyson. 309 00:13:01,013 --> 00:13:02,281 Hi. How are you? - Hi. Good. 310 00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:03,549 Thank you. - I'm very excited. 311 00:13:03,582 --> 00:13:05,384 I love animals. - Me too! 312 00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:08,254 - I'm a part-time vegetarian, so I'm excited 313 00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:10,523 to be part of this all-animal version of "Fool Us." 314 00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:11,957 Very fun. 315 00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:13,993 In a moment, together we're going to choose an animal. 316 00:13:14,026 --> 00:13:15,661 But first, I need a name. 317 00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:17,530 What would be, like, the perfect name for a pet? 318 00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:19,698 Any name, in the entire world. - George. 319 00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:22,034 - George? Curious. 320 00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:23,269 I like that. It's fun. 321 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:25,738 So George is the name of our animal for today. 322 00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:27,506 But we need to get one completely at random, 323 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,775 so what I did-- I went on the worldwide web, 324 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,143 information superhighway, 325 00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:34,680 and I got a list of 99 different animals here. 326 00:13:34,713 --> 00:13:36,182 A list o' animals. 327 00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:38,117 Put 'em in my notepad app. 328 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,518 You can see we got a whole bunch here. 329 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:43,022 We got ox, cat, chimpanzee... 330 00:13:43,055 --> 00:13:44,623 thorny devil. 331 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,025 What's that? I don't know. 332 00:13:46,058 --> 00:13:47,626 Sounds very dangerous, though. 333 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,261 So about 99 different animals. 334 00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:50,563 We'll bring that up to the top here. 335 00:13:50,596 --> 00:13:52,998 Alyson, I'm going to have you hold onto that. 336 00:13:53,032 --> 00:13:54,333 So everybody can see it, 337 00:13:54,366 --> 00:13:57,036 but I can't mess with it in any way, shape, or form. 338 00:13:57,069 --> 00:13:58,571 Let's get a number at random. 339 00:13:58,604 --> 00:14:01,640 Teller, could you get me a single-digit number? 340 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:04,076 That is a seven? Cool. 341 00:14:04,109 --> 00:14:05,978 I had to think about that. 342 00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:08,080 Penn, if you don't mind, give me a single-digit number. 343 00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:09,081 - Seven. - Seven. 344 00:14:09,114 --> 00:14:10,349 So 77? All right. - Yep. 345 00:14:10,382 --> 00:14:11,884 - Is that number okay with you? - Sure. 346 00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:14,286 - If you don't mind, scroll down to 77. 347 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,355 I don't want to look, but as you're scrolling, 348 00:14:16,388 --> 00:14:18,090 make sure all those animals are different. 349 00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:19,491 That's very important. 350 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,460 Once you get to 77, let me know. 351 00:14:21,493 --> 00:14:24,430 Say yes. - Almost. 352 00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:25,664 - It's a lot of animals. I know. 353 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:26,832 - Okay, yes. - Cool. 354 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,801 And don't say 77 out loud, 355 00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:30,603 but what's the animal above it? 356 00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:32,137 - Groundhog. - Groundhog. 357 00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:34,373 Excellent. And what's the animal below 77? 358 00:14:34,406 --> 00:14:35,941 - Mare. - Okay, good. 359 00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:39,278 So do me a favor. Lock 77 inside your brain. 360 00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:40,546 And once you got it, don't forget it. 361 00:14:40,579 --> 00:14:41,914 You can close up my telephone. 362 00:14:41,947 --> 00:14:43,282 Put it in your pocket. 363 00:14:43,315 --> 00:14:44,283 Got it? 364 00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:45,484 Great. Good. 365 00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:46,919 If this doesn't go well, I'm gonna need that 366 00:14:46,952 --> 00:14:48,020 for a ride home. - Oh, okay. 367 00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:49,455 - That's important. 368 00:14:49,488 --> 00:14:51,523 Now what's pretty neat is, before the show, 369 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,225 I actually took a photo of an animal, 370 00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:54,593 placed it right there. 371 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,629 Would you be impressed if you saw your animal 372 00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:57,897 on the other side of that photo? 373 00:14:57,930 --> 00:14:58,931 - Yes. 374 00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:00,432 - Pretty cool, right? - Yeah. 375 00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:03,836 - Now I don't want to give you any hints, 376 00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:07,139 but I hope I fetched the right answer. 377 00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:08,340 [laughter] 378 00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:10,910 It's the leash-t I can do. 379 00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:12,745 ♪ ♪ 380 00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:16,548 If I get it wrong, I'm not going to roll over. 381 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,284 These jokes kill on cruise ships. 382 00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:21,587 All right. I was thinking of a dog. 383 00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,455 Yay! Yes or no, Alyson? 384 00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:26,191 Were you thinking of a dog? - No. 385 00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:27,559 - What now? - Mm-mm. 386 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:28,827 - You weren't thinking of a dog? 387 00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:30,796 - No, that's probably why your jokes bombed. 388 00:15:30,829 --> 00:15:31,797 - [laughs] 389 00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:32,965 You sound like my mom right now. 390 00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:34,366 - I'm sorry. 391 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,769 - All right. This is a bummer. 392 00:15:36,802 --> 00:15:38,304 We had, like, 99 different animals. 393 00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:39,939 We got the numbers from Penn and Teller. 394 00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:42,408 What was the animal that you looked at? 395 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:43,676 - Lobster. 396 00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:45,344 ♪ ♪ 397 00:15:45,377 --> 00:15:47,246 - Lobster? - Yeah. 398 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:48,247 - Okay. 399 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,416 What a fun pet that would be. 400 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:55,120 Anyway, exhilarating to take walks with, 401 00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:58,057 great with melted butter, 402 00:15:58,090 --> 00:16:01,060 but unfortunately, not the animal that you chose. 403 00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:02,928 Not the prediction I made. 404 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:03,963 Well, this is okay. This is okay. 405 00:16:03,996 --> 00:16:05,364 Why don't we compromise? 406 00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:07,266 You wanted a lobster. 407 00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:08,968 I wanted a dog. How about we do this? 408 00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:12,037 How about a dog... 409 00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:13,806 in a lobster costume? 410 00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:15,341 Hey, look at that. 411 00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:16,842 He dances too. 412 00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:18,577 And we have a special guest. - [gasps] 413 00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:20,980 - It is George the Lobster! 414 00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:22,014 He made it. 415 00:16:22,047 --> 00:16:23,248 Oh, thank you so much. 416 00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:24,650 Everybody say, "Hi, George." 417 00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:26,418 He's here. - Hi, George! 418 00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:27,586 - Oh, my goodness. 419 00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:29,922 You know, he traveled quite a distance, 420 00:16:29,955 --> 00:16:31,957 all the way from stage right, to be here. 421 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,258 Do you want to see his big trick? 422 00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:34,393 - Yes! - Yeah? 423 00:16:34,426 --> 00:16:35,627 You guys want to see his big trick? 424 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:36,862 Okay. Hold on to him, if you don't mind, yeah? 425 00:16:36,895 --> 00:16:38,097 - Yes, please. - He just got a bath. 426 00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:39,398 So he's excited. 427 00:16:39,431 --> 00:16:41,600 I have a whole bunch of different choices here. 428 00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:43,102 He brought a whole bunch of different choices. 429 00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:46,905 Whatever you choose, George will give you. 430 00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:49,241 What would you like? A through F. 431 00:16:49,274 --> 00:16:51,810 - Um, what should we choose? Let's choose D. 432 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,612 - D. All right, and do you want to change your mind? 433 00:16:53,645 --> 00:16:55,247 - No. - Go D? 434 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:58,117 All right, let's see. This is exciting. 435 00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:00,352 Whatever you choose, George will give you. 436 00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:02,888 Oh, this is fun. 437 00:17:02,921 --> 00:17:04,823 It's a treat. - [gasps] 438 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,859 George, it's a treat. - A treat, all right. 439 00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:08,494 Those were the other options there. 440 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,662 This is... 441 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,031 Yep, all right. Great. 442 00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:14,133 I'll just set that there. 443 00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:15,300 I think I have a treat here. 444 00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:16,769 Oh, we got a whole bag of treats here. 445 00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:18,303 Let's get an exciting one. 446 00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:20,039 Here we go. My hands there. 447 00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:22,141 Let's get this here. Fun. 448 00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:25,110 And I don't know if you know this, Alyson, 449 00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:27,679 but it's a secret in the canine community 450 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:30,382 that dog treats have kind of fortunes in them. 451 00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:31,650 Did you know that? - No. 452 00:17:31,683 --> 00:17:32,951 - It's pretty neat. 453 00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,286 Now, Alyson, could you put your hands like this? 454 00:17:34,319 --> 00:17:36,088 - I guess. - Yes, put one free hand there. 455 00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:37,689 I'm gonna break this treat in half, 456 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,892 and we're gonna see what your fortune is today. 457 00:17:39,925 --> 00:17:41,860 Yes, right there. Oh, yeah, right there. 458 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,162 Okay, that's really in there. Okay. 459 00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:45,130 Let's have a look at that. Let's see. 460 00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:47,499 Please don't eat it, George. 461 00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:49,935 Your fortune today says, 462 00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:52,704 "George says, 'That was one shell of a trick.'" 463 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,473 - [gasps] Yay! 464 00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:56,341 - George and Alyson, ladies and gentlemen! 465 00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:57,443 The amazing George! 466 00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:58,977 Oh, he's eating that too. Very good. 467 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:01,346 He's only has four teeth. Thanks, everybody. 468 00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:04,083 - Nick Paul and George. 469 00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:06,385 Hi, Georgie. 470 00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:09,154 This is my favorite trick ever. 471 00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:10,422 - Oh, thank you. That means so much. 472 00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:11,890 - Aw. 473 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,693 Okay, I've got a really hard question for you. 474 00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:17,329 So I have your dog and your phone. 475 00:18:17,362 --> 00:18:19,364 If I'm only gonna give you one back... 476 00:18:19,398 --> 00:18:21,200 - I forgot you had my phone, which is hilarious. 477 00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:22,501 - Which one are you gonna ask for? 478 00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:24,670 - I have iCloud, so I can get another phone. 479 00:18:24,703 --> 00:18:27,339 - So you say you come from a family of performers? 480 00:18:27,372 --> 00:18:28,607 - Mm-hmm. - Was your childhood 481 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,542 just crazy? - It was kinda weird. 482 00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:33,045 My dad's best friend was a clown and a magician, 483 00:18:33,078 --> 00:18:35,981 and so, that's how I kinda got into magic. 484 00:18:36,014 --> 00:18:38,484 And so, I didn't realize that was strange 485 00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:40,352 until, like, my mid-20s. 486 00:18:40,385 --> 00:18:41,987 No, not everybody has that job. 487 00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:43,589 - That's a pretty great childhood. 488 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:44,890 - Pretty good, yeah. 489 00:18:44,923 --> 00:18:46,925 - And I understand you're writing a book? 490 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,795 - Yeah, it's about being an extroverted performer 491 00:18:49,828 --> 00:18:51,530 but kind of quiet offstage, 492 00:18:51,563 --> 00:18:53,332 and you know, letting people know that's okay. 493 00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:55,734 You know, it's okay to be a little bit shyer and stuff. 494 00:18:55,767 --> 00:18:57,903 - Okay, Nick, let's see if Penn and Teller 495 00:18:57,936 --> 00:18:59,438 will throw you a bone and a trophy. 496 00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:01,473 - Oh, I like that. 497 00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:02,941 - Hey, Nick. 498 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,677 Teller wants to wear the lobster suit. 499 00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:08,280 I don't think he'll fit in it, but he really, really wants it. 500 00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:10,616 We're rethinking our whole decision 501 00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:12,417 to wear three-piece suits, 502 00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:14,119 thinking we should wear lobster suits. 503 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,121 And a very good act that you did! 504 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,590 And you also had someone helping you. 505 00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:21,527 You had an accomplice. Of course, I mean George. 506 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,896 And did a wonderful job. 507 00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:26,965 And George is a very good name for the dog. 508 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,668 And that was a very good prediction there. 509 00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:32,504 And the dog's clearly here of its free will, right? 510 00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:33,839 The dog is not forced to be here? 511 00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:36,441 No, no, 'cause sometimes with animals, 512 00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:38,443 you worry they're here against their will, 513 00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:40,179 but not George. 514 00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:43,649 And that's a really good act, a really good prediction. 515 00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,517 You made Alyson so happy. 516 00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:47,085 Who could be happier 517 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,855 than someone holding a dog in a lobster suit? 518 00:19:49,888 --> 00:19:51,256 And the answer comes back. 519 00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:54,259 It would be Teller himself, in a lobster suit, 520 00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:55,827 would be very, very happy. 521 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:58,931 He is coveting George's lobster suit. 522 00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:00,566 But I'll tell you, we loved that act. 523 00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:01,567 We loved it. 524 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:02,568 We wanted to give you a hug, 525 00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:03,702 'cause you just killed with it. 526 00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:05,304 And I think 527 00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:07,973 George may have picked up some of the cues 528 00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:10,876 that we do not think you fooled us, 529 00:20:10,909 --> 00:20:12,978 Nick Paul and George. 530 00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:14,913 - Well, what do you think, Nick? 531 00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:15,948 Did you fool them? 532 00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:17,049 - Oh, they're very smart men. 533 00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:18,717 I did not fool them. - Oh. 534 00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,852 And I guess I have to give you your dog back? 535 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:23,889 - Yeah and my phone. - Oh... 536 00:20:23,922 --> 00:20:25,724 All right. 537 00:20:25,757 --> 00:20:27,826 Nick Paul, everyone! - Bye, everybody. 538 00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:28,927 There we go. Thank you. 539 00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,195 Bye, everybody! Thank you so much. 540 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,396 - Bye, George! 541 00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:34,032 [cheers and applause] 542 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,567 Coming up, more magicians 543 00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:37,603 will attempt to fool Penn and Teller. 544 00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:39,538 And later on, our headliners 545 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:41,440 will perform a trick of their own. 546 00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:43,308 You don't want to miss it. 547 00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:47,379 ♪ ♪ 548 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,352 [jazz music] 549 00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:56,555 ♪ ♪ 550 00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:58,357 - Welcome back to "Fool Us." 551 00:20:58,390 --> 00:20:59,925 Watch out, Easter Bunny. 552 00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:01,393 Look out, unicorn. 553 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,562 We have another magical animal here 554 00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:04,930 to take on P and T. 555 00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:06,098 Take a look. 556 00:22:04,456 --> 00:22:07,793 ♪ ♪ 557 00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:10,796 [cheers and applause] 558 00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:13,332 - Joining us all the way from India, 559 00:22:13,365 --> 00:22:16,301 here's Sachin K.M! 560 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:17,969 [cheers and applause] 561 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:20,339 - Hi, Penn. Hi, Teller. 562 00:22:20,372 --> 00:22:22,307 We have a volunteer, Deepak, here. 563 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:23,442 - Hi there. 564 00:22:23,475 --> 00:22:25,177 - And, Deepak, just to confirm, 565 00:22:25,210 --> 00:22:28,046 you have no idea what's about to happen now, correct? 566 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,682 - Yes, it's absolutely correct. - Okay, wonderful. 567 00:22:30,716 --> 00:22:32,651 Now, I have a pack of cards here. 568 00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:36,988 And I have all different cards. - Okay. 569 00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:39,458 - Now, I'll give these cards a shuffle. 570 00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:41,326 ♪ ♪ 571 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:44,262 Now, Deepak, what I'm going to do is something very simple. 572 00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:46,498 - Okay. - I'll keep moving the cards 573 00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:48,433 from my left hand to my right hand. 574 00:22:48,467 --> 00:22:50,702 You need to shout out "stop" loudly at any point 575 00:22:50,736 --> 00:22:52,003 and pick any card at random. 576 00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:53,305 - Sure. - I'll start. 577 00:22:53,338 --> 00:22:54,306 - Sure. 578 00:22:54,339 --> 00:22:55,707 Stop. - Okay. 579 00:22:55,741 --> 00:22:57,676 So this is the card you have stopped at randomly. 580 00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:59,177 Now, we won't look at that card, 581 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,747 but we want to make sure that we can recognize it later. 582 00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:02,848 - Sure. 583 00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:05,117 - So I have a silver marker here. 584 00:23:05,150 --> 00:23:07,185 Deepak, take it and write your initials 585 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:09,388 in big, bold letters on the back of your card. 586 00:23:09,421 --> 00:23:10,422 - Sure. 587 00:23:10,455 --> 00:23:15,660 ♪ ♪ 588 00:23:15,694 --> 00:23:19,131 - So Deepak has written "DV" on the back of his selected card, 589 00:23:19,164 --> 00:23:22,000 and no one of us knows what that card is. 590 00:23:22,033 --> 00:23:23,602 Now, Deepak, what I want you to do 591 00:23:23,635 --> 00:23:27,939 is randomly push forward any five cards from this pack. 592 00:23:27,973 --> 00:23:29,074 One. 593 00:23:29,107 --> 00:23:30,742 ♪ ♪ 594 00:23:30,776 --> 00:23:31,810 Two. 595 00:23:31,843 --> 00:23:33,011 ♪ ♪ 596 00:23:33,044 --> 00:23:34,646 Three. 597 00:23:34,679 --> 00:23:36,415 Four. 598 00:23:36,448 --> 00:23:38,617 Five. Wonderful. 599 00:23:38,650 --> 00:23:41,286 Now, we'll discard these remaining cards. 600 00:23:41,319 --> 00:23:44,890 Now, I'll take these five cards 601 00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:47,058 and put them on top 602 00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:50,162 of Deepak's signed, selected card. 603 00:23:50,195 --> 00:23:52,998 And I'll shuffle them all facedown. 604 00:23:53,031 --> 00:23:56,168 Now, I'll turn over the cards and shuffle them faceup. 605 00:23:56,201 --> 00:23:59,371 So now, these cards are completely shuffled. 606 00:23:59,404 --> 00:24:04,242 But, Deepak, to absolutely make sure that it is random, 607 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:05,844 what I need you to do is 608 00:24:05,877 --> 00:24:08,146 rearrange the position of these six cards 609 00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:09,915 in any order you like. 610 00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:11,183 - Okay. 611 00:24:11,216 --> 00:24:18,190 ♪ ♪ 612 00:24:18,223 --> 00:24:19,291 - Okay. 613 00:24:19,324 --> 00:24:20,992 We'll arrange them nicely. - Yeah. 614 00:24:21,026 --> 00:24:23,829 - So now, no one of us really knows 615 00:24:23,862 --> 00:24:26,498 which one of these is Deepak's card. 616 00:24:26,531 --> 00:24:27,632 - Yes. - I don't know, 617 00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:29,968 you don't know, and Penn and Teller 618 00:24:30,001 --> 00:24:31,503 also don't know. - Yes. 619 00:24:31,536 --> 00:24:35,106 - Now normally, I would magically find your card, 620 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:37,609 but tonight, that's not going to happen. 621 00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:39,344 I have my partner, 622 00:24:39,377 --> 00:24:43,281 a pigeon named Pickly inside the cage here, 623 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:46,051 and my bird is going to find your card. 624 00:24:46,084 --> 00:24:47,619 - Okay. - Pickly will peck on 625 00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:48,887 and pick your card. 626 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:51,056 - Okay. - I'll let out Pickly now. 627 00:24:51,089 --> 00:24:54,493 Pickly, go ahead and find Deepak's card. 628 00:24:54,526 --> 00:24:57,496 - [cackling] 629 00:24:57,529 --> 00:24:59,931 ♪ ♪ 630 00:24:59,965 --> 00:25:01,900 Pickly, anything? 631 00:25:01,933 --> 00:25:03,602 ♪ ♪ 632 00:25:03,635 --> 00:25:07,639 Pickly has pecked on the queen of hearts. 633 00:25:07,672 --> 00:25:09,841 Okay, wonderful. 634 00:25:09,875 --> 00:25:12,177 So out of all these cards, Pickly pecked 635 00:25:12,210 --> 00:25:14,279 on this particular card, the queen of hearts. 636 00:25:14,312 --> 00:25:16,515 And if it happens to have your initials on the back, 637 00:25:16,548 --> 00:25:18,817 Pickly has performed a miracle. - Yes. 638 00:25:18,850 --> 00:25:21,820 - But before that, let's check these other cards 639 00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:24,556 for your signature first, okay? - Okay. 640 00:25:24,589 --> 00:25:25,557 - These two? 641 00:25:25,590 --> 00:25:27,826 Oh, no. 642 00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:29,294 These two? Oh, no. 643 00:25:29,327 --> 00:25:33,198 So one of these two cards has your signature. 644 00:25:33,231 --> 00:25:34,733 - Yes. - So let's check this card, 645 00:25:34,766 --> 00:25:36,968 the queen of hearts which Pickly pecked on. 646 00:25:37,002 --> 00:25:39,871 - Yes. - Okay, let's check. 647 00:25:39,905 --> 00:25:42,974 Yes, it is! - Yes! Yes! 648 00:25:43,008 --> 00:25:45,610 - It is Deepak's signed, selected card, 649 00:25:45,644 --> 00:25:47,979 so Pickly has indeed performed a miracle. 650 00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:49,548 - Sure. - And of course, 651 00:25:49,581 --> 00:25:52,651 this other card doesn't have your signature. 652 00:25:52,684 --> 00:25:54,286 ♪ ♪ 653 00:25:54,319 --> 00:25:56,087 Isn't that amazing? 654 00:25:56,121 --> 00:25:59,591 So, Penn and Teller, did my bird fool you? 655 00:25:59,624 --> 00:26:00,992 [cheers and applause] 656 00:26:01,026 --> 00:26:03,895 - Sachin K.M! 657 00:26:03,929 --> 00:26:06,398 Wow. - One of my favorite acts. 658 00:26:06,431 --> 00:26:09,401 - Oh, welcome to Vegas. 659 00:26:09,434 --> 00:26:11,970 - [chuckles] Thank you so much. 660 00:26:12,003 --> 00:26:15,106 - What would it mean to you, to fool Penn and Teller? 661 00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:16,708 - It would mean the world to me. 662 00:26:16,741 --> 00:26:18,076 That would be something amazing, 663 00:26:18,109 --> 00:26:19,811 which I would cherish for a lifetime. 664 00:26:19,844 --> 00:26:23,014 And I wanted to tell something to you, Alyson. 665 00:26:23,048 --> 00:26:25,083 I am as big a fan of you 666 00:26:25,116 --> 00:26:27,052 as I am of Penn and Teller. - Aw. 667 00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:28,620 - I really love your bright smile 668 00:26:28,653 --> 00:26:31,823 and positive energy you bring on the show. 669 00:26:31,856 --> 00:26:33,224 - Thank you. 670 00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:35,894 Do you perform with other animals? 671 00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:37,729 - Other animals... 672 00:26:37,762 --> 00:26:39,564 Rabbits... - Hmm. 673 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,333 - A chicken... - Oh. 674 00:26:41,366 --> 00:26:44,302 - And a hamster. - Thank you. 675 00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:46,104 - I'm very good with animals. - Okay. 676 00:26:46,137 --> 00:26:48,573 And what did you do before you were a magician? 677 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:51,276 - I used to work in a multinational company 678 00:26:51,309 --> 00:26:52,510 as a software engineer. 679 00:26:52,544 --> 00:26:54,813 And two years back, I quit my job 680 00:26:54,846 --> 00:26:57,482 so that I could pursue my passion full-time. 681 00:26:57,515 --> 00:26:59,317 - Oh, and look at you. 682 00:26:59,351 --> 00:27:01,786 You're performing in Vegas! 683 00:27:01,820 --> 00:27:03,788 - It's such an amazing journey. 684 00:27:03,822 --> 00:27:05,657 It's been an amazing journey. 685 00:27:05,690 --> 00:27:06,858 - All right, Sachin. 686 00:27:06,891 --> 00:27:08,526 Let's see if Penn and Teller know 687 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:12,030 how Pickly picked the right card. 688 00:27:12,063 --> 00:27:14,566 - Sure. - Oh, Sachin, what a great act! 689 00:27:14,599 --> 00:27:18,370 When you opened that cage and Pickly came out, 690 00:27:18,403 --> 00:27:20,438 I was just screaming. 691 00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:22,941 I mean, we're having a whole animal show. 692 00:27:22,974 --> 00:27:25,543 We like animals, but we don't like any animals 693 00:27:25,577 --> 00:27:27,278 as much as we like Pickly. 694 00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:30,181 Boy, was that great. - Thank you so much. 695 00:27:30,215 --> 00:27:33,018 - I'm really interested in birds, 696 00:27:33,051 --> 00:27:35,220 and birds' intelligence, and how they're trained. 697 00:27:35,253 --> 00:27:39,290 I just finished reading a whole book about this 698 00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:41,159 and about how birds can learn. 699 00:27:41,192 --> 00:27:44,996 And probably, if I understand this right, 700 00:27:45,030 --> 00:27:47,032 the way this trick is done 701 00:27:47,065 --> 00:27:50,802 is actually as amazing as anything else. 702 00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:54,105 I mean, it's remarkable. 703 00:27:54,139 --> 00:27:57,575 I don't think you had to force Pickly to do anything. 704 00:27:57,609 --> 00:27:59,644 Pickly can just do that. 705 00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:02,514 Pickly can just find that card. 706 00:28:02,547 --> 00:28:05,116 One of my favorite animals I've ever seen is-- 707 00:28:05,150 --> 00:28:07,285 I mean, I think you're wonderful, 708 00:28:07,318 --> 00:28:09,220 but I really love Pickly. 709 00:28:09,254 --> 00:28:11,423 And as much as I'd love to have you come out 710 00:28:11,456 --> 00:28:13,158 and bring Pickly with you, 711 00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:16,428 as much as we love this act-- and boy, did I love it-- 712 00:28:16,461 --> 00:28:18,630 I don't think you fooled us. 713 00:28:18,663 --> 00:28:21,833 - So they know how you did your trick? 714 00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:24,335 - They definitely do know it, Alyson. 715 00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:27,205 - Aw, well thank you so much. 716 00:28:27,238 --> 00:28:30,075 Sachin K.M! 717 00:28:30,108 --> 00:28:33,144 [cheers and applause] 718 00:28:35,513 --> 00:28:38,817 My spidey sense tells me it's time for a commercial. 719 00:28:38,850 --> 00:28:40,985 More "Fool Us" after this. 720 00:28:41,019 --> 00:28:45,056 ♪ ♪ 721 00:28:49,427 --> 00:28:50,929 [jazz music] 722 00:28:50,962 --> 00:28:53,832 ♪ ♪ 723 00:28:53,865 --> 00:28:55,533 - Welcome back to "Fool Us." 724 00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:59,070 What kind of animal act are we about to unleash next? 725 00:28:59,104 --> 00:29:00,672 Let's take a look. 726 00:29:03,007 --> 00:29:07,679 - It's Christopher T. Magician on Penn and Teller "Fool Us"! 727 00:29:07,712 --> 00:29:11,750 I perform for kids and immature adults. 728 00:29:11,783 --> 00:29:13,251 I am widely known 729 00:29:13,284 --> 00:29:16,087 as one of the best kids' magicians in the world. 730 00:29:16,121 --> 00:29:17,422 And I'll be honest, kids are 731 00:29:17,455 --> 00:29:19,491 the toughest audiences in magic. 732 00:29:19,524 --> 00:29:21,092 Kids, if they don't like you, 733 00:29:21,126 --> 00:29:24,696 they will flat-out tell you to your face you stink. 734 00:29:24,729 --> 00:29:26,464 So if you can perform for kids, 735 00:29:26,498 --> 00:29:28,399 you can perform for anyone. 736 00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:30,268 I love animals, 737 00:29:30,301 --> 00:29:33,605 so I try to put them into my magic act whenever possible. 738 00:29:33,638 --> 00:29:36,207 I currently work with four rats. 739 00:29:36,241 --> 00:29:39,444 This is Oliver. He's my current costar. 740 00:29:39,477 --> 00:29:42,247 And today, for the very first time, for Penn and Teller, 741 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:45,683 I will be performing with my dog, Sam. 742 00:29:45,717 --> 00:29:48,486 When it comes to magic, Sam is a natural. 743 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:50,688 One day, I was just playing with a deck of cards, 744 00:29:50,722 --> 00:29:53,324 and he just came over, and he took one. 745 00:29:53,358 --> 00:29:56,294 You've seen plenty of magicians do card tricks, 746 00:29:56,327 --> 00:30:00,365 but I bet you've never seen a dog do one! 747 00:30:00,398 --> 00:30:03,368 ♪ ♪ 748 00:30:03,401 --> 00:30:06,838 [cheers and applause] 749 00:30:06,871 --> 00:30:09,007 - An entertainer for all ages. 750 00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:12,477 Give it up for Christopher T. and Sam. 751 00:30:12,510 --> 00:30:14,045 - Hi. 752 00:30:14,078 --> 00:30:17,882 I am Christopher T. This is my good friend, Sam. 753 00:30:17,916 --> 00:30:19,450 I have a nickname for Sam. 754 00:30:19,484 --> 00:30:23,955 It's Too Perfect because... 755 00:30:23,988 --> 00:30:25,657 he's too perfect. 756 00:30:25,690 --> 00:30:30,061 Sam and I are basically the Penn and Teller of magic. 757 00:30:30,094 --> 00:30:31,763 Yeah, because I do all the talking 758 00:30:31,796 --> 00:30:34,165 while he does all the actual work. 759 00:30:34,199 --> 00:30:38,670 Speaking of which, Sam is gonna do a card trick for us. 760 00:30:38,703 --> 00:30:40,572 Oh, aren't you? 761 00:30:40,605 --> 00:30:43,208 But of course, before we do the magic, he needs to practice. 762 00:30:43,241 --> 00:30:45,043 Sam, do you want to take a card? 763 00:30:45,076 --> 00:30:47,846 Do you want to take a card? Take a card. 764 00:30:47,879 --> 00:30:49,814 There you go. Take a card. 765 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,549 That one? Good boy! 766 00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:53,718 Good boy. Oh, you get a treat for that. 767 00:30:53,751 --> 00:30:55,286 Good boy! 768 00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,589 Good boy. Good boy. 769 00:30:57,622 --> 00:31:01,259 Now, everybody knows that dogs have a keen sense of smell, 770 00:31:01,292 --> 00:31:04,462 but magic dogs like Sam actually have the ability 771 00:31:04,495 --> 00:31:08,066 to smell the value of a playing card. 772 00:31:08,099 --> 00:31:09,901 And we're gonna prove that to you right now. 773 00:31:09,934 --> 00:31:11,035 Sam, go ahead. 774 00:31:11,069 --> 00:31:12,604 Smell the card I put in the envelope. 775 00:31:12,637 --> 00:31:14,372 Give it a smell. That's it. 776 00:31:14,405 --> 00:31:15,707 Are you ready? Are you ready? 777 00:31:15,740 --> 00:31:16,941 Go find the card. 778 00:31:16,975 --> 00:31:18,176 Take a card. Take a card. 779 00:31:18,209 --> 00:31:19,544 That one? Oh, that one. 780 00:31:19,577 --> 00:31:21,379 Good boy! Good boy! 781 00:31:21,412 --> 00:31:25,183 Now, I should point out that this envelope is a prediction, 782 00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:26,584 and you can tell it's a prediction 783 00:31:26,618 --> 00:31:28,786 because it has a giant bone on it. 784 00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:30,588 And everybody knows that a giant bone 785 00:31:30,622 --> 00:31:33,725 is Canine-ese for "prediction." 786 00:31:33,758 --> 00:31:36,327 I majored in dog linguistics at obedience school. 787 00:31:36,361 --> 00:31:37,729 So, Sam, go ahead. 788 00:31:37,762 --> 00:31:40,632 Show everybody the card you picked. 789 00:31:40,665 --> 00:31:42,467 ♪ ♪ 790 00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:43,801 I'll help. 791 00:31:43,835 --> 00:31:45,737 ♪ ♪ 792 00:31:45,770 --> 00:31:49,374 The five of hearts. Incredible. 793 00:31:49,407 --> 00:31:52,744 My prediction happens to be... 794 00:31:52,777 --> 00:31:54,979 the two of bones... 795 00:31:55,013 --> 00:31:56,381 [laughter] 796 00:31:56,414 --> 00:31:59,450 which everybody knows 797 00:31:59,484 --> 00:32:02,120 is Canine-ese for "prediction." 798 00:32:02,153 --> 00:32:04,255 I mean for the five of hearts, the five of hearts. 799 00:32:04,289 --> 00:32:05,757 Okay, um... 800 00:32:05,790 --> 00:32:07,358 ♪ ♪ 801 00:32:07,392 --> 00:32:09,761 Sam, I don't think they're buying it. 802 00:32:09,794 --> 00:32:11,629 I have a feeling there are a lot of people out there 803 00:32:11,663 --> 00:32:13,498 who don't read Canine-ese. 804 00:32:13,531 --> 00:32:14,532 That's okay. 805 00:32:14,565 --> 00:32:15,867 For all of you, 806 00:32:15,900 --> 00:32:17,835 the two of bones is really... 807 00:32:17,869 --> 00:32:23,541 ♪ ♪ 808 00:32:23,574 --> 00:32:26,945 the five of hearts. 809 00:32:26,978 --> 00:32:28,813 ♪ ♪ 810 00:32:28,846 --> 00:32:32,684 Oh, also there's a giant five of hearts on the back. 811 00:32:32,717 --> 00:32:36,654 You know, Sam could have picked any one of these cards, 812 00:32:36,688 --> 00:32:38,289 any card he wants. 813 00:32:38,323 --> 00:32:42,126 I had a feeling he would pick the five of hearts. 814 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:45,430 He loves the five of hearts. It's his favorite card. 815 00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:48,132 In fact, when I got his nametag engraved, 816 00:32:48,166 --> 00:32:52,804 he made sure, on the back, I wrote... 817 00:32:52,837 --> 00:32:54,639 Ooh, here we go. 818 00:32:54,672 --> 00:32:57,008 ♪ ♪ 819 00:32:57,041 --> 00:33:00,044 "5 of hearts." 820 00:33:00,044 --> 00:33:02,413 [gasps] Isn't that right? 821 00:33:02,447 --> 00:33:03,581 Good boy. 822 00:33:03,614 --> 00:33:05,683 And that is Sam's card trick. 823 00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:09,420 Isn't he just too perfect? 824 00:33:09,454 --> 00:33:11,889 - Yay. - Aw. 825 00:33:11,923 --> 00:33:16,060 - Christopher T. and Sam! Yay! 826 00:33:16,094 --> 00:33:18,663 - Come and sit. We'll make some room. 827 00:33:18,696 --> 00:33:20,298 - Hi, buddy. 828 00:33:20,331 --> 00:33:22,567 Hi, Sam. You did such a good job. 829 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,869 - Isn't he a good boy? - Oh, he's so lovely. 830 00:33:24,902 --> 00:33:27,839 - So the best part is, I got Sam about six months ago. 831 00:33:27,872 --> 00:33:29,307 And I took him in as a foster. 832 00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:31,209 I lost my dog of 18 years. - Aw. 833 00:33:31,242 --> 00:33:33,578 - And I didn't think I could have another dog again ever, 834 00:33:33,611 --> 00:33:35,113 but you know, I found out he was magic 835 00:33:35,146 --> 00:33:36,481 two days after I got him, 836 00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:39,183 because he did this mind control magic trick on me 837 00:33:39,217 --> 00:33:41,119 that convinced me that I was his forever home. 838 00:33:41,152 --> 00:33:43,021 - Aw! - He's very good. 839 00:33:43,054 --> 00:33:45,323 He's very good. Yeah. - Wait. 840 00:33:45,356 --> 00:33:48,659 So why did you choose to be a kids' magician? 841 00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:50,561 - You know, I have been doing magic 842 00:33:50,595 --> 00:33:51,729 since I was eight years old, 843 00:33:51,763 --> 00:33:54,298 and my mother was a kindergarten teacher. 844 00:33:54,332 --> 00:33:57,368 But my first audiences were always kindergarten students, 845 00:33:57,402 --> 00:33:59,504 so that's what I was used to. 846 00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:01,806 And you know, I always say, 847 00:34:01,839 --> 00:34:04,409 if you entertain adults with magic, 848 00:34:04,442 --> 00:34:06,778 you're bringing joy and magic into their lives, 849 00:34:06,811 --> 00:34:08,246 but whenever I entertain kids, 850 00:34:08,279 --> 00:34:10,915 they bring joy and magic into my life, so... 851 00:34:10,948 --> 00:34:12,950 - Yeah. Okay, Christopher T. 852 00:34:12,984 --> 00:34:15,286 Let's see if the T stands for "trophy." 853 00:34:15,319 --> 00:34:16,954 - Oh! 854 00:34:16,988 --> 00:34:18,856 - Christopher T. and Sam, 855 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:22,193 as you said, the Penn and Teller of magic. 856 00:34:22,226 --> 00:34:24,929 And it couldn't be more true, 857 00:34:24,962 --> 00:34:27,532 'cause you know, there's so much we have in common. 858 00:34:27,565 --> 00:34:30,034 That's a great act, and I notice 859 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:33,871 that we use the same brand of treats. 860 00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:35,740 It's the same ones I give to Teller 861 00:34:35,773 --> 00:34:37,275 to get him to do stuff, 862 00:34:37,308 --> 00:34:40,111 and we've always wanted to do that exact trick. 863 00:34:40,144 --> 00:34:42,547 Wanted to do that exact trick, but you know, 864 00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:44,248 Teller's not allowed on the couch, 865 00:34:44,282 --> 00:34:48,419 so we weren't able to do that trick, Christopher. 866 00:34:48,453 --> 00:34:50,855 But we really, really-- who's a good boy? 867 00:34:50,888 --> 00:34:52,523 We really-- who's a good boy? 868 00:34:52,557 --> 00:34:54,959 We really, really, really liked it. 869 00:34:54,992 --> 00:34:58,029 It was a wonderful job, and we thought 870 00:34:58,062 --> 00:34:59,764 about a lot of ways you could have done that trick. 871 00:34:59,797 --> 00:35:02,934 We thought maybe you had 51 other dogs hidden somewhere 872 00:35:02,967 --> 00:35:06,704 or maybe that Sam was actually a German Shepherd in disguise. 873 00:35:06,737 --> 00:35:08,339 But I think the answer is, very simply, 874 00:35:08,372 --> 00:35:10,408 when you started up the whole thing, 875 00:35:10,441 --> 00:35:12,743 that Sam really was too perfect. 876 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:14,278 So we love the act. 877 00:35:14,312 --> 00:35:16,914 We want to do the act, 878 00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:19,517 but we don't think you fooled us. 879 00:35:19,550 --> 00:35:23,321 - Did he throw in some codewords there? 880 00:35:23,354 --> 00:35:24,856 - It's Canine-ese. You wouldn't know. 881 00:35:24,889 --> 00:35:26,624 - Oh, no. Way over my head. 882 00:35:26,657 --> 00:35:27,825 - He was doing the dog language. 883 00:35:27,859 --> 00:35:29,127 I think he's right. 884 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,262 I think I did not fool Penn and Teller. 885 00:35:31,295 --> 00:35:33,698 - Well, thank you so much! - Thank you. 886 00:35:33,731 --> 00:35:36,467 - Christopher T. and Sam! - Bye! Thank you! 887 00:35:36,501 --> 00:35:39,537 [cheers and applause] 888 00:35:42,206 --> 00:35:44,542 - Up next, I have a surprise for you. 889 00:35:44,575 --> 00:35:46,377 It's a trick by Penn and Teller! 890 00:35:46,410 --> 00:35:48,546 Oh, I'm terrible at surprises. 891 00:35:48,579 --> 00:35:50,081 See you in a minute. 892 00:35:50,114 --> 00:35:54,152 ♪ ♪ 893 00:35:58,456 --> 00:36:00,057 [jazz music] 894 00:36:00,091 --> 00:36:02,827 ♪ ♪ 895 00:36:02,860 --> 00:36:03,861 - Welcome back. 896 00:36:03,895 --> 00:36:06,164 Our animal show is not over yet, 897 00:36:06,197 --> 00:36:08,499 and we still have one act left. 898 00:36:08,533 --> 00:36:11,402 Penn and Teller have worked with cows, chickens, 899 00:36:11,435 --> 00:36:13,271 snakes, gorillas, and more. 900 00:36:13,304 --> 00:36:15,573 Let's see what they work with next. 901 00:36:15,606 --> 00:36:20,545 Closing out our show are the great Penn and Teller! 902 00:36:20,578 --> 00:36:22,547 [cheers and applause] 903 00:36:22,580 --> 00:36:24,182 - Hi, Alyson. - Hello. 904 00:36:24,215 --> 00:36:25,983 - You can come up. - Okay. 905 00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:28,252 - You know, Alyson, we're not much for looking back. 906 00:36:28,286 --> 00:36:29,654 We're not big nostalgia guys. 907 00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:32,323 We asked you, just for fun, if you'd go on YouTube 908 00:36:32,356 --> 00:36:34,258 and you'd search for "Penn and Teller," 909 00:36:34,292 --> 00:36:36,060 and "'Letterman,'" and "cockroaches." 910 00:36:36,093 --> 00:36:37,361 - Yeah... 911 00:36:37,395 --> 00:36:38,729 - 'Cause we did a thing twice on "Letterman." 912 00:36:38,763 --> 00:36:42,567 We did a thing with 150,000 cockroaches. 913 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,669 There were Madagascar hissing roaches. 914 00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:45,870 There were German roaches. 915 00:36:45,903 --> 00:36:47,538 There were good, old American roaches. 916 00:36:47,572 --> 00:36:48,706 And what we did was, 917 00:36:48,739 --> 00:36:51,175 David Letterman honestly did not know, 918 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:52,643 in the beginning, about what we were gonna do. 919 00:36:52,677 --> 00:36:54,078 He knew it was gonna be intense. 920 00:36:54,111 --> 00:36:55,079 - Yeah. - He knew 921 00:36:55,112 --> 00:36:56,080 it was gonna be magic. 922 00:36:56,113 --> 00:36:57,081 He knew it was gonna be scary, 923 00:36:57,114 --> 00:36:58,149 but all he knew was that 924 00:36:58,182 --> 00:36:59,383 there was something under the hat... 925 00:36:59,417 --> 00:37:02,053 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - And he wasn't to touch it. 926 00:37:02,086 --> 00:37:03,521 Same thing you were told beforehand. 927 00:37:03,554 --> 00:37:05,556 So imagine David Letterman, okay? 928 00:37:05,590 --> 00:37:08,392 Imagine him. He's hosting a television show. 929 00:37:08,426 --> 00:37:10,061 He's hosting, and there's already 930 00:37:10,094 --> 00:37:11,429 nervousness about that, right? - Uh-huh. 931 00:37:11,462 --> 00:37:13,531 - And then there's, like, 12 cameras on him-- 932 00:37:13,564 --> 00:37:16,100 cameras coming here, and here, and here-- 933 00:37:16,133 --> 00:37:17,602 so he knows he's being watched. - Uh-huh. 934 00:37:17,635 --> 00:37:19,437 - Then he's got a person on either side of him... 935 00:37:19,470 --> 00:37:20,538 - Yeah. - Okay? 936 00:37:20,571 --> 00:37:23,074 And those are people that he knows, 937 00:37:23,107 --> 00:37:25,776 he's been around, but he's seen do awful things. 938 00:37:25,810 --> 00:37:28,079 - Yeah, yeah. - He doesn't really trust them. 939 00:37:28,112 --> 00:37:31,549 It's his own television show, and yet, for this moment, 940 00:37:31,582 --> 00:37:34,452 he feels like maybe he's not in control. 941 00:37:34,485 --> 00:37:37,221 And he knows the producers knew what was under the hat. 942 00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:39,457 My mother knew what we were gonna do under the hat. 943 00:37:39,490 --> 00:37:40,658 I told her, and she said, 944 00:37:40,691 --> 00:37:42,693 "You'll never work in show business again." 945 00:37:42,727 --> 00:37:43,861 And sure enough, when Letterman 946 00:37:43,894 --> 00:37:45,363 went to commercial... - Uh-huh. 947 00:37:45,396 --> 00:37:47,265 - He was screaming and swearing at me. 948 00:37:47,298 --> 00:37:49,267 He was really, really mad... - Yeah. 949 00:37:49,300 --> 00:37:51,535 - And he was told, "Do not touch the hat." 950 00:37:51,569 --> 00:37:53,638 But when Penn tells you to lift the hat, 951 00:37:53,671 --> 00:37:55,840 grab it on both sides, and lift it straight up. 952 00:37:55,873 --> 00:37:57,041 That's what he was told. - Uh-huh. 953 00:37:57,074 --> 00:37:58,609 - He was told that that's what he had to do. 954 00:37:58,643 --> 00:38:01,112 - Yeah, I can relate. - Lift the hat, please. 955 00:38:01,145 --> 00:38:02,213 - I don't want to. - Lift it up. 956 00:38:02,246 --> 00:38:03,481 - I don't want to! - Lift it up. 957 00:38:03,514 --> 00:38:05,383 - Ugh, I saw the video... 958 00:38:05,416 --> 00:38:06,584 both: Aah! - Aah! 959 00:38:06,617 --> 00:38:07,818 - Nothing under the hat. - Oh, my God. 960 00:38:07,852 --> 00:38:08,819 - Nothing under the hat. See-- 961 00:38:08,853 --> 00:38:10,087 - You guys... - I know. 962 00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:11,222 We're just trying to make you a little nervous. 963 00:38:11,255 --> 00:38:12,690 - Oh, done. 964 00:38:12,723 --> 00:38:13,691 - Yeah. 965 00:38:13,724 --> 00:38:16,527 ♪ ♪ 966 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:17,561 - Lift the hat, Alyson. - Again? 967 00:38:17,595 --> 00:38:18,562 - Yeah. Lift the hat, Alyson. 968 00:38:18,596 --> 00:38:20,097 - [whimpers] 969 00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:22,300 I'm so terrified! 970 00:38:22,333 --> 00:38:23,901 Oh, okay. 971 00:38:23,934 --> 00:38:26,470 - Nothing but a little gift box, and in the little gift-- 972 00:38:26,504 --> 00:38:28,439 - Is there a roach in it? - Come here. Come here. 973 00:38:28,472 --> 00:38:30,341 Aah! It's a candy bracelet. 974 00:38:30,374 --> 00:38:31,742 - Okay. - Take the candy bracelet. 975 00:38:31,776 --> 00:38:33,244 That's for you. - Okay. 976 00:38:33,277 --> 00:38:34,445 - That's for you. - Thanks. 977 00:38:34,478 --> 00:38:36,013 - You can put it right on. - Great. 978 00:38:36,047 --> 00:38:37,081 - And you can eat that candy later. 979 00:38:37,114 --> 00:38:38,249 - I don't know if I trust it. 980 00:38:38,282 --> 00:38:39,283 - You know, you get a little hungry, 981 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:40,384 you have your candy bracelet. 982 00:38:40,418 --> 00:38:42,053 That'd be really nice. - Thank you. 983 00:38:42,086 --> 00:38:43,888 Okay. - Lift the hat, Alyson. 984 00:38:43,921 --> 00:38:45,423 Straight up, just like that. 985 00:38:45,456 --> 00:38:47,325 - Straight up? Okay... 986 00:38:47,358 --> 00:38:48,392 [whimpers] 987 00:38:48,426 --> 00:38:49,894 Aah! [bleep]! 988 00:38:49,927 --> 00:38:51,329 - They're butterflies. - Ugh. 989 00:38:51,362 --> 00:38:52,830 Such--okay. - They're butterflies. 990 00:38:52,863 --> 00:38:54,131 They're just butterflies. - Uh-huh. 991 00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:55,399 - They're not even a real insect. 992 00:38:55,433 --> 00:38:57,034 - Yeah, okay. - They're plastic butterflies. 993 00:38:57,068 --> 00:38:58,502 - I like butterflies. - They're plastic butterflies. 994 00:38:58,536 --> 00:39:00,671 - Yeah, yeah, they sound a lot like roaches, though. 995 00:39:00,705 --> 00:39:02,473 - Look, I'm gonna reach in here, Alyson! 996 00:39:02,506 --> 00:39:04,241 It's a little puppy dog. Just a little puppy dog. 997 00:39:04,275 --> 00:39:05,609 Big-eyed puppy dog. 998 00:39:05,643 --> 00:39:07,044 - I love little puppy dog. - Big, happy puppy dog. 999 00:39:07,078 --> 00:39:09,113 Big, happy puppy, but there's still the hat. 1000 00:39:09,146 --> 00:39:10,181 - Yeah. 1001 00:39:10,214 --> 00:39:12,616 - And in the hat is a bunny, Alyson. 1002 00:39:12,650 --> 00:39:13,784 It's just a little bunny. 1003 00:39:13,818 --> 00:39:15,286 - That's so much better than a roach! 1004 00:39:15,319 --> 00:39:16,921 - So much better, see? 1005 00:39:16,954 --> 00:39:19,890 We've changed over the years. We've changed a lot, Alyson. 1006 00:39:19,924 --> 00:39:20,891 We have changed--cockroach! 1007 00:39:20,925 --> 00:39:23,160 - Ugh! - Just kidding. 1008 00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,628 - Penn and Teller. 1009 00:39:24,662 --> 00:39:27,732 Thank you to all of tonight's amazing magicians. 1010 00:39:27,765 --> 00:39:30,368 We'll be back with another awesome lineup next time 1011 00:39:30,401 --> 00:39:31,402 on "Fool Us." 1012 00:39:31,435 --> 00:39:32,703 Good night! 1013 00:39:32,737 --> 00:39:34,271 Hello! 1014 00:39:34,305 --> 00:39:36,440 [cheers and applause] 1015 00:39:36,474 --> 00:39:38,576 [chuckles] 1016 00:39:38,609 --> 00:39:41,746 Aw, sweet baby.