1 00:00:01,968 --> 00:00:04,937 [jazz music] 2 00:00:04,971 --> 00:00:12,012 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:20,185 --> 00:00:21,888 - From the Penn & Teller 4 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:25,391 at the Rio Hotel in Las Vegas, 5 00:00:25,425 --> 00:00:28,628 Alyson Hannigan. 6 00:00:28,661 --> 00:00:31,631 [jazz music] 7 00:00:31,664 --> 00:00:38,704 ♪ ♪ 8 00:00:41,707 --> 00:00:44,476 - Welcome to "Fool Us," 9 00:00:44,511 --> 00:00:47,046 try to catch Penn 10 00:00:47,079 --> 00:00:50,783 One way to do that is 11 00:00:50,817 --> 00:00:52,317 "Surprise, boys. 12 00:00:52,351 --> 00:00:55,054 The show's already starting, 13 00:00:55,088 --> 00:00:56,488 Penn and Teller. 14 00:00:56,523 --> 00:00:59,491 [jazz music] 15 00:00:59,526 --> 00:01:06,566 ♪ ♪ 16 00:01:11,570 --> 00:01:14,740 To earn a "Fool Us" trophy 17 00:01:14,774 --> 00:01:17,710 ya gotta fool 18 00:01:17,743 --> 00:01:20,612 Let's meet tonight's 19 00:01:20,646 --> 00:01:22,981 [fireworks booming] 20 00:01:23,015 --> 00:01:25,617 - My name is Abby Segal, 21 00:01:25,652 --> 00:01:27,253 When I was a kid, 22 00:01:27,287 --> 00:01:29,188 to tell anyone 23 00:01:29,222 --> 00:01:30,823 Like, for the fun facts 24 00:01:30,856 --> 00:01:32,358 it would never be 25 00:01:32,391 --> 00:01:34,561 It was always something else, 26 00:01:34,593 --> 00:01:35,829 or something like that. 27 00:01:35,861 --> 00:01:38,063 I would go out 28 00:01:38,097 --> 00:01:40,265 and do shows 29 00:01:40,299 --> 00:01:43,368 and I didn't really want to 30 00:01:43,402 --> 00:01:44,771 because I just didn't 31 00:01:44,804 --> 00:01:46,271 knowing there that I did it. 32 00:01:46,305 --> 00:01:47,906 But sometimes 33 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:50,409 and I would do magic 34 00:01:50,442 --> 00:01:52,745 just to see if anyone 35 00:01:52,778 --> 00:01:54,180 but no one noticed. 36 00:01:54,213 --> 00:01:56,081 I don't know why. 37 00:01:56,115 --> 00:01:59,152 But now that I'm in college, 38 00:01:59,185 --> 00:02:01,353 because I realize 39 00:02:01,387 --> 00:02:04,224 So, Penn, Teller, 40 00:02:04,257 --> 00:02:05,858 I am a magician, 41 00:02:05,891 --> 00:02:10,562 but I still have a few magic 42 00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:13,633 [cheers and applause] 43 00:02:15,801 --> 00:02:17,336 - Along with Penn and Teller, 44 00:02:17,370 --> 00:02:21,774 please welcome the playful 45 00:02:21,807 --> 00:02:24,377 [cheers and applause] 46 00:02:24,409 --> 00:02:27,379 - Thank you both so much 47 00:02:27,413 --> 00:02:30,049 It's such an honor 48 00:02:30,082 --> 00:02:33,252 As a kid, I found magic 49 00:02:33,286 --> 00:02:35,288 I laid my eyes on. 50 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:38,625 My earliest experience of magic 51 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:42,829 that sat high on a shelf 52 00:02:42,861 --> 00:02:46,633 The toy was the Etch A Sketch. 53 00:02:46,665 --> 00:02:48,501 The Etch A Sketch 54 00:02:48,534 --> 00:02:50,370 the way you could make 55 00:02:50,402 --> 00:02:52,138 just by turning the knobs, 56 00:02:52,171 --> 00:02:55,641 and then it would disappear 57 00:02:55,675 --> 00:03:00,045 I made this image appear 58 00:03:00,045 --> 00:03:01,347 Not by magic. 59 00:03:01,381 --> 00:03:04,050 It took me three hours 60 00:03:04,082 --> 00:03:05,384 [laughter] 61 00:03:05,418 --> 00:03:07,020 Penn, I really underestimated 62 00:03:07,052 --> 00:03:09,055 it would take 63 00:03:09,087 --> 00:03:10,956 - I would think so, yeah. 64 00:03:10,990 --> 00:03:12,925 But for my first trick... 65 00:03:12,959 --> 00:03:15,694 [light jazzy music] 66 00:03:15,728 --> 00:03:17,931 You know, I think this makes me 67 00:03:17,963 --> 00:03:21,433 to make you two disappear 68 00:03:21,466 --> 00:03:23,703 Does it? 69 00:03:23,735 --> 00:03:26,306 - There is real magic 70 00:03:26,338 --> 00:03:27,840 and we're going to find it. 71 00:03:27,873 --> 00:03:30,276 But for now, 72 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:33,246 to some of your favorite 73 00:03:33,278 --> 00:03:37,050 To jog your memory, 74 00:03:37,082 --> 00:03:39,786 a beach ball, 75 00:03:39,819 --> 00:03:43,956 a toy boat, 76 00:03:43,990 --> 00:03:46,158 a teddy bear. 77 00:03:46,192 --> 00:03:49,027 I'm sure some of these 78 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:52,598 Penn, I want you to reconnect 79 00:03:52,632 --> 00:03:54,500 So as I go through 80 00:03:54,533 --> 00:03:56,168 just stop me 81 00:03:56,201 --> 00:04:00,139 - Okay. 82 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:01,507 - Stop. 83 00:04:01,540 --> 00:04:02,641 - Yeah. 84 00:04:02,675 --> 00:04:04,043 - Yeah. 85 00:04:04,076 --> 00:04:06,512 And I want you to get a peek 86 00:04:06,545 --> 00:04:08,548 Do you have it? 87 00:04:08,580 --> 00:04:09,782 - And old that image 88 00:04:09,816 --> 00:04:11,283 - I will. 89 00:04:11,317 --> 00:04:13,353 - Teller, 90 00:04:13,385 --> 00:04:15,288 I'll go through the cards 91 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:19,091 in the nonverbal manner 92 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:20,660 ♪ ♪ 93 00:04:20,692 --> 00:04:23,196 That was a great choice. 94 00:04:23,228 --> 00:04:26,231 And can you get 95 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,668 Do you have the image 96 00:04:28,701 --> 00:04:31,803 All right, and I'll set 97 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:34,706 ♪ ♪ 98 00:04:34,740 --> 00:04:39,345 Penn, focus on the toy 99 00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:41,947 Outline its shape in your mind. 100 00:04:41,980 --> 00:04:45,050 I want you to keep 101 00:04:45,084 --> 00:04:48,987 but think back to a memory 102 00:04:49,021 --> 00:04:52,725 Think back to when you played 103 00:04:52,759 --> 00:04:55,194 Maybe you played with it 104 00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:58,398 Or maybe you were just a baby. 105 00:04:58,430 --> 00:05:00,666 Or maybe it was yesterday. 106 00:05:00,699 --> 00:05:01,733 It wasn't yesterday, was it? 107 00:05:01,767 --> 00:05:03,970 - It was not. No. 108 00:05:04,002 --> 00:05:07,372 So we've confirmed that 109 00:05:07,406 --> 00:05:09,408 but I'm getting a sense 110 00:05:09,442 --> 00:05:11,576 that this feels like it 111 00:05:11,610 --> 00:05:13,413 - Yeah. 112 00:05:13,446 --> 00:05:14,947 Well, that's great. 113 00:05:14,980 --> 00:05:17,250 Well, Penn, I want to see 114 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:20,952 So if you wouldn't mind, 115 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,689 see that we have picked 116 00:05:23,723 --> 00:05:25,091 That was the toy 117 00:05:25,124 --> 00:05:26,091 - Mm-hmm. 118 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:29,762 ♪ ♪ 119 00:05:29,795 --> 00:05:31,264 - The talking telephone. 120 00:05:31,297 --> 00:05:32,965 [audience gasps] 121 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,233 - Beautiful. 122 00:05:34,266 --> 00:05:35,233 [applause] 123 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:37,370 - Thank you. 124 00:05:37,403 --> 00:05:39,672 You know, I never thought 125 00:05:39,706 --> 00:05:42,074 would be playing 126 00:05:42,108 --> 00:05:43,276 so thank you, Penn, 127 00:05:43,308 --> 00:05:44,644 - Thank you. 128 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:47,480 - But you know what they say, 129 00:05:47,512 --> 00:05:52,084 - Ohh. 130 00:05:52,117 --> 00:05:55,521 But it's okay, 'cause we're 131 00:05:55,555 --> 00:05:58,891 We're only making room 132 00:05:58,925 --> 00:06:00,692 So with this in mind, Teller, 133 00:06:00,726 --> 00:06:02,095 I'm going to shake 134 00:06:02,127 --> 00:06:05,630 back and forth like this, 135 00:06:05,665 --> 00:06:09,836 I want you to think of that toy 136 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:13,172 Picture yourself 137 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,841 Imagine that all those 138 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:18,144 that you make with 139 00:06:18,177 --> 00:06:19,478 are coming together 140 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:23,415 to form that image of the toy. 141 00:06:23,449 --> 00:06:24,617 That's good. 142 00:06:24,649 --> 00:06:26,685 I'm going to set it down 143 00:06:26,718 --> 00:06:28,721 and I'm going to flip 144 00:06:28,754 --> 00:06:31,490 to show that you have selected 145 00:06:31,524 --> 00:06:34,226 the red wagon. 146 00:06:34,259 --> 00:06:36,596 You know, 147 00:06:36,629 --> 00:06:40,632 may just have 148 00:06:40,665 --> 00:06:42,033 The red wagon. 149 00:06:42,067 --> 00:06:43,468 [cheers and applause] 150 00:06:43,502 --> 00:06:47,072 And thank you both 151 00:06:47,105 --> 00:06:52,077 - Abby Segal. 152 00:06:52,110 --> 00:06:55,047 Wow. 153 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:56,449 - Thank you. 154 00:06:56,481 --> 00:06:58,817 - So there's no other trick 155 00:06:58,850 --> 00:07:00,286 Is that right? 156 00:07:00,319 --> 00:07:03,622 Well, I came up with the trick 157 00:07:03,656 --> 00:07:05,524 It was, like, 158 00:07:05,557 --> 00:07:08,593 I was like I want to work on 159 00:07:08,627 --> 00:07:10,463 and put it on "Penn & Teller," 160 00:07:10,495 --> 00:07:13,800 my entire junior year 161 00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:16,035 - So what are your magic plans? 162 00:07:16,067 --> 00:07:19,305 - I would love to have 163 00:07:19,338 --> 00:07:21,206 I'm working on a parlor show 164 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:23,242 so I would love 165 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:27,312 And I'm doing psychology 166 00:07:27,346 --> 00:07:28,613 - Oh, cool. 167 00:07:28,648 --> 00:07:30,750 those with magic in some way. 168 00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:33,052 Just live a creative 169 00:07:33,084 --> 00:07:34,687 - Awesome. 170 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:37,456 Are you creating more tricks, 171 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:39,257 - Yes. 172 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:41,226 Like, I'll got to the store, 173 00:07:41,259 --> 00:07:44,430 and I don't just think of, 174 00:07:44,463 --> 00:07:46,432 I think of ways I can make 175 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,867 So I'm not very fun 176 00:07:48,901 --> 00:07:51,002 - No. I think you'd be awesome 177 00:07:51,036 --> 00:07:52,737 I love that. 178 00:07:52,771 --> 00:07:54,206 Abby, shall we see 179 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,843 if you can add a foolish trophy 180 00:07:56,875 --> 00:07:59,846 - Yes. 181 00:07:59,879 --> 00:08:01,713 - Boy, Abby. We loved the act. 182 00:08:01,747 --> 00:08:03,182 This is your 183 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:05,517 - Yes. 184 00:08:05,550 --> 00:08:09,187 Just so nice to see someone 185 00:08:09,221 --> 00:08:12,591 fresh ideas, 186 00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:17,096 I always love 187 00:08:17,129 --> 00:08:18,697 looking like raw skill. 188 00:08:18,730 --> 00:08:21,867 You did that portrait of us 189 00:08:21,901 --> 00:08:23,035 - Yep. 190 00:08:23,069 --> 00:08:25,271 a wonderful artist 191 00:08:25,303 --> 00:08:28,307 she did a portrait of me 192 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:29,608 - Oh, yeah. 193 00:08:29,641 --> 00:08:31,076 a really long time. 194 00:08:31,110 --> 00:08:33,645 It's really beautiful, so I 195 00:08:33,678 --> 00:08:37,316 and three hours is probably 196 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:41,052 And also, we think that you did 197 00:08:41,086 --> 00:08:44,756 incredibly fast really right 198 00:08:44,789 --> 00:08:47,360 and that was amazing too, 199 00:08:47,393 --> 00:08:51,831 And that also comes into 200 00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:54,767 You had a combination 201 00:08:54,799 --> 00:08:58,504 and then also some real 202 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:01,139 You had a very gentle 203 00:09:01,173 --> 00:09:04,644 but still forceful way 204 00:09:04,677 --> 00:09:06,913 the card 205 00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:11,417 We did notice--and I don't 206 00:09:11,450 --> 00:09:15,120 that the choice of the wagon 207 00:09:15,153 --> 00:09:18,090 helps very much 208 00:09:18,124 --> 00:09:21,259 It allows you a little bit of 209 00:09:21,293 --> 00:09:23,562 So we know it was 210 00:09:23,596 --> 00:09:28,400 and your style is so humble 211 00:09:28,433 --> 00:09:32,238 But we think we followed 212 00:09:32,270 --> 00:09:34,506 And I hope I've given you 213 00:09:34,539 --> 00:09:36,709 that we've figured it out here 214 00:09:36,741 --> 00:09:39,711 - Abby, did they figured out? 215 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:41,080 - Thank you, Abby. 216 00:09:41,113 --> 00:09:43,249 That was wonderful. 217 00:09:43,282 --> 00:09:45,051 but you certainly 218 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:46,586 Thank you so much. 219 00:09:46,619 --> 00:09:48,153 - Abby Segal. 220 00:09:48,187 --> 00:09:49,588 - Thank you. 221 00:09:49,621 --> 00:09:53,292 [cheers and applause] 222 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:55,628 - Don't stick a fork 223 00:09:55,661 --> 00:09:58,129 We still have magic 224 00:09:58,163 --> 00:10:00,066 when "Fool Us" returns. 225 00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:03,068 [jazz music] 226 00:10:03,101 --> 00:10:04,669 ♪ ♪ 227 00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:10,109 [jazz music] 228 00:10:10,142 --> 00:10:12,711 [cheers and applause] 229 00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:14,179 - Welcome back. 230 00:10:14,212 --> 00:10:17,316 If this show has taught me 231 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:20,186 you're the fooler, 232 00:10:20,219 --> 00:10:22,520 Which will our 233 00:10:22,554 --> 00:10:24,889 [fireworks booming] 234 00:10:24,923 --> 00:10:26,826 - Hi. My name is Noel Qualter, 235 00:10:26,859 --> 00:10:28,259 in the U.K. 236 00:10:28,293 --> 00:10:30,528 My magician friends 237 00:10:30,562 --> 00:10:32,898 They always see me tinkering 238 00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:35,934 knowing I always think 239 00:10:35,967 --> 00:10:38,269 Magic is my hobby and my job. 240 00:10:38,303 --> 00:10:40,172 It is the first thought 241 00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:42,508 and the last thought 242 00:10:42,540 --> 00:10:43,975 - Noel? 243 00:10:44,009 --> 00:10:46,278 a magic trick and completely 244 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:48,080 I will sometimes walk down 245 00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:49,815 moving an invisible object 246 00:10:49,849 --> 00:10:51,350 or just thinking, 247 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,052 People start giving me 248 00:10:53,085 --> 00:10:54,452 probably thinking 249 00:10:54,486 --> 00:10:56,288 But it's quite good fun. 250 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:59,258 I'm always working on 251 00:10:59,290 --> 00:11:02,028 and know nine of them 252 00:11:02,061 --> 00:11:06,432 Penn, Teller, 253 00:11:06,465 --> 00:11:11,269 [cheers and applause] 254 00:11:11,302 --> 00:11:15,908 - Please welcome U.K. conjurer 255 00:11:15,941 --> 00:11:17,876 [cheers and applause] 256 00:11:17,909 --> 00:11:19,644 - Hello, Las Vegas. 257 00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:21,346 I've been working 258 00:11:21,379 --> 00:11:23,481 that will stun 259 00:11:23,515 --> 00:11:25,116 and I'll share it with you guys 260 00:11:25,150 --> 00:11:27,253 in the most science-y 261 00:11:27,286 --> 00:11:30,188 as the vehicle 262 00:11:30,221 --> 00:11:32,758 I developed an app where 263 00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:34,293 in the past or the future, 264 00:11:34,326 --> 00:11:36,461 and I wanna share that 265 00:11:36,495 --> 00:11:38,230 So would you reach out 266 00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:39,798 Any one you want, Matt. 267 00:11:39,831 --> 00:11:41,366 - And put it on 268 00:11:41,399 --> 00:11:42,600 - Uh-huh. 269 00:11:42,634 --> 00:11:44,036 and I want you 270 00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:46,072 across the face 271 00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:48,039 - Okay. 272 00:11:48,073 --> 00:11:50,042 [quirky music] 273 00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:53,144 - And then put the card 274 00:11:53,178 --> 00:11:55,014 All good? 275 00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:57,149 - And will you slide your card 276 00:11:57,182 --> 00:12:01,687 somewhere 277 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,955 - Okay. Done. 278 00:12:02,988 --> 00:12:05,990 And I want you 279 00:12:06,024 --> 00:12:07,625 a really good shuffle, 280 00:12:07,659 --> 00:12:11,330 - Okay. I'll do me best. 281 00:12:11,363 --> 00:12:12,865 - Give them a really 282 00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:15,333 so neither of us have any idea 283 00:12:15,366 --> 00:12:16,936 - Uh-huh. 284 00:12:16,969 --> 00:12:18,770 that you've shuffled them 285 00:12:18,803 --> 00:12:20,905 isn't on the very top 286 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:23,475 - Right. 287 00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:24,610 - Uh-huh. 288 00:12:24,643 --> 00:12:25,911 - Perfect. There's a box 289 00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:27,413 Can I get you to pop 290 00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:30,115 - Yeah. Sure. 291 00:12:30,149 --> 00:12:31,450 And there's a rubber band 292 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,686 Can I get you to rubber band 293 00:12:33,719 --> 00:12:35,386 ♪ ♪ 294 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:36,588 All good? 295 00:12:36,621 --> 00:12:37,623 - All right. 296 00:12:37,655 --> 00:12:39,959 ♪ ♪ 297 00:12:39,991 --> 00:12:43,662 - Done. 298 00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:44,897 Now, will you put the cards 299 00:12:44,929 --> 00:12:46,731 on the short end 300 00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:48,200 - Sure. Like that? 301 00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:49,802 All good. Very good. 302 00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:51,803 - We're gonna sleight 303 00:12:51,836 --> 00:12:52,937 so even if I wanted to, 304 00:12:52,971 --> 00:12:54,840 I can't do anything 305 00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:57,209 Now, I don't want my app 306 00:12:57,243 --> 00:12:59,711 and cause chaos 307 00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:04,082 so I've built some security 308 00:13:04,115 --> 00:13:08,988 Okay, so I'll log in right now. 309 00:13:09,020 --> 00:13:12,291 - Hello, 310 00:13:12,323 --> 00:13:13,993 [electronic beep] 311 00:13:14,025 --> 00:13:16,261 - Okay, 312 00:13:16,294 --> 00:13:17,797 some security questions. 313 00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:19,097 - Okay. 314 00:13:19,130 --> 00:13:21,567 - What's your favorite color? 315 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,434 - Red. 316 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,738 of the first girl you kissed? 317 00:13:25,770 --> 00:13:27,139 - Laura. 318 00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:29,674 - And how old were you 319 00:13:29,707 --> 00:13:30,676 - 28. 320 00:13:30,708 --> 00:13:32,610 [laughter] 321 00:13:32,644 --> 00:13:34,312 - Brilliant. I'm in. Now, 322 00:13:34,346 --> 00:13:37,048 I sense some doubt in the room 323 00:13:37,081 --> 00:13:38,683 but I've got a way 324 00:13:38,716 --> 00:13:41,821 I'm gonna ring a couple of 325 00:13:41,854 --> 00:13:44,889 but I'll ring them 326 00:13:49,761 --> 00:13:50,929 both: Ahh. 327 00:13:50,962 --> 00:13:52,230 Sorry, guys, 328 00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:53,798 My name's Noel. 329 00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:55,734 Can you introduce yourselves? 330 00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,302 - Hi, my name is Penn, 331 00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,938 and this is my friend Teller, 332 00:13:59,971 --> 00:14:02,942 - Two incredibly 333 00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:04,409 - You know what, Teller? 334 00:14:04,442 --> 00:14:06,477 If you can't talk without 335 00:14:06,511 --> 00:14:09,414 I think it would be better 336 00:14:12,317 --> 00:14:13,652 - Well, thanks, guys. 337 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:14,854 I always wondered about that. 338 00:14:14,886 --> 00:14:16,054 Now, 339 00:14:16,087 --> 00:14:17,523 but we have another 340 00:14:17,556 --> 00:14:18,591 Matt, you signed the card. 341 00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:19,625 You shuffled them 342 00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:20,860 - I did. 343 00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:22,727 where the card is. 344 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:25,096 I am gonna ring a close, 345 00:14:25,129 --> 00:14:26,298 but a few months from now. 346 00:14:26,331 --> 00:14:27,799 He will have seen 347 00:14:27,832 --> 00:14:29,835 He will know where the card is 348 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,705 He's always super helpful. 349 00:14:32,738 --> 00:14:35,039 ♪ ♪ 350 00:14:35,073 --> 00:14:37,408 Piffy. Piffy, my boy. 351 00:14:37,442 --> 00:14:39,245 - I thought I told you 352 00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:41,080 - Yeah, don't be like that. 353 00:14:41,113 --> 00:14:43,816 - I need your help. 354 00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:46,818 Not London. 355 00:14:46,851 --> 00:14:48,386 We're much happier without you. 356 00:14:48,419 --> 00:14:53,392 - Please help me. He's gone. 357 00:14:53,424 --> 00:14:54,626 You know what? 358 00:14:54,659 --> 00:14:56,227 I'm here to today on "Fool Us," 359 00:14:56,261 --> 00:14:58,096 so if I ring myself 360 00:14:58,129 --> 00:15:00,065 then future me will know 361 00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:02,134 I can ask him what position 362 00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:06,938 It makes perfect sense. 363 00:15:06,971 --> 00:15:10,042 Hello. Hi. Hello. 364 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,576 - Hello? 365 00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:13,479 - Hello. 366 00:15:13,511 --> 00:15:14,779 Will you help me? 367 00:15:14,812 --> 00:15:16,315 - Young? 368 00:15:16,347 --> 00:15:17,750 Do you remember being 369 00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:19,217 - Ah, yes. I remember it well. 370 00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:21,019 Splendid chaps. 371 00:15:21,052 --> 00:15:22,453 Wonderful catering. 372 00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:24,255 - You know, the small one 373 00:15:24,289 --> 00:15:25,658 - Huh? 374 00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:27,326 doesn't speak 375 00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:28,494 - Help me with a card trick. 376 00:15:28,527 --> 00:15:29,727 - A card? No need. 377 00:15:29,761 --> 00:15:30,929 Just wonderful 378 00:15:30,962 --> 00:15:31,931 - No, no. Don't go. 379 00:15:31,963 --> 00:15:32,998 - Don't go. 380 00:15:34,332 --> 00:15:36,168 Um...I'll ring him back. 381 00:15:36,201 --> 00:15:41,039 Sorry, folks. 382 00:15:41,072 --> 00:15:42,975 - What is it now? 383 00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:44,209 - The card? 384 00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:46,345 - It was the four of hearts. 385 00:15:46,378 --> 00:15:47,578 - What? 386 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:48,880 - Six in the deck. Good luck. 387 00:15:48,913 --> 00:15:51,716 - Six. 388 00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:52,850 - Matt, did you 389 00:15:52,884 --> 00:15:54,552 - Shut up. 390 00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:58,524 - Yes. 391 00:15:58,557 --> 00:16:00,591 And he said 392 00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:02,461 Now, you shuffled the cards. 393 00:16:02,494 --> 00:16:03,962 You put them into the box. 394 00:16:03,995 --> 00:16:07,166 I haven't touched them. 395 00:16:07,198 --> 00:16:10,668 Will you take rubber band 396 00:16:10,702 --> 00:16:11,836 - Yep. 397 00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:14,974 - Will you take the cards 398 00:16:15,006 --> 00:16:17,241 Will you turn the cards 399 00:16:17,275 --> 00:16:19,010 Okay. I want you to deal-- 400 00:16:19,043 --> 00:16:20,346 pick up the cards like you're 401 00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:21,580 - Oh, okay. 402 00:16:21,613 --> 00:16:26,217 four cards faceup just here. 403 00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:29,321 - Sorry, just--we'll do it in 404 00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:31,123 Stop. Okay. 405 00:16:31,155 --> 00:16:33,692 So when we deal the next card, 406 00:16:33,725 --> 00:16:35,427 and the sixth card 407 00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:37,162 whether it's right or not. 408 00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:38,831 Can I get you to carry-- 409 00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:40,631 - Yeah. Same pile. Yep. 410 00:16:40,665 --> 00:16:45,136 - Oh, my God. 411 00:16:45,169 --> 00:16:47,806 - Future me knew it was 412 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,109 in the sixth position. 413 00:16:50,142 --> 00:16:51,476 I'm gonna go before my actions 414 00:16:51,509 --> 00:16:53,578 end up deleting Penn and Teller 415 00:16:53,611 --> 00:16:56,347 I'm out of time. Good night. 416 00:16:56,381 --> 00:16:57,850 [cheers and applause] 417 00:16:57,883 --> 00:17:02,855 - Ooh, Noel Qualter. 418 00:17:02,888 --> 00:17:05,190 Wow. That was incredible. 419 00:17:05,223 --> 00:17:06,392 - Thank you. 420 00:17:06,424 --> 00:17:08,326 - It's just such 421 00:17:08,359 --> 00:17:10,796 It's like the lazy man's 422 00:17:10,828 --> 00:17:12,530 - Yeah. Absolutely it is. Yeah. 423 00:17:12,564 --> 00:17:16,402 - Yeah. Is it a little scary 424 00:17:16,434 --> 00:17:18,971 - Absolutely terrifying. Yeah. 425 00:17:19,003 --> 00:17:22,207 - But you're adorable. 426 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,642 Yeah, 427 00:17:23,674 --> 00:17:24,843 but I'm little bit grumpy. 428 00:17:24,876 --> 00:17:28,913 - So this trick was 429 00:17:28,946 --> 00:17:30,782 - Yeah. 430 00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:32,750 that I'm sure Penn and Teller 431 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,552 but this is a new method, 432 00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:37,355 a new lick of paint 433 00:17:37,388 --> 00:17:39,857 So hopefully 434 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:43,295 - Besides magic, 435 00:17:43,327 --> 00:17:47,799 - I quite enjoy barbecue, 436 00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:51,502 And--but yeah, largely magic 437 00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:53,771 - I can't wait to see 438 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:54,972 - Yeah. 439 00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:57,209 I'll be a very happy man. 440 00:17:57,241 --> 00:18:00,445 Well, let's see if Penn 441 00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:02,247 Penn, Teller. 442 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,148 - Well, you already know 443 00:18:04,182 --> 00:18:08,153 The stuff of us in the past 444 00:18:08,186 --> 00:18:11,789 and you in the way future, 445 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:15,160 old Noel, 446 00:18:15,193 --> 00:18:17,563 Really funny, wonderful 447 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:20,798 But let's get down to this 448 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,567 - Sure. 449 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:25,671 and as funny 450 00:18:25,703 --> 00:18:28,207 it's a card trick 451 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,776 First of all, 452 00:18:30,808 --> 00:18:33,846 but we don't know 453 00:18:33,878 --> 00:18:36,381 where that gets us. 454 00:18:36,414 --> 00:18:40,419 - I hope so. 455 00:18:40,451 --> 00:18:44,423 been forcing a card, 456 00:18:44,455 --> 00:18:49,427 So normally a deck switch 457 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:52,163 either one of those gives us 458 00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:54,532 You force a card, 459 00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:56,868 Big deal. 460 00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:59,238 You switch it. 461 00:18:59,270 --> 00:19:03,909 So we think that you're kind 462 00:19:03,942 --> 00:19:06,711 that it's something newfangled. 463 00:19:06,744 --> 00:19:09,815 Like, maybe we think 464 00:19:09,847 --> 00:19:12,917 there are decks 465 00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:16,587 I guess you'd call them 466 00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:21,527 computer crisps in every card, 467 00:19:21,559 --> 00:19:26,030 and then there's a pad 468 00:19:26,064 --> 00:19:28,166 Just so you know, 469 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:31,502 There's a pad 470 00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:34,873 that can figure out 471 00:19:34,906 --> 00:19:37,375 and then feed it back to you, 472 00:19:37,409 --> 00:19:41,279 have synthesized voice 473 00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:43,682 Are we close enough 474 00:19:43,714 --> 00:19:46,451 - No. The deck's examinable. 475 00:19:46,484 --> 00:19:47,986 - Okay. Then you fooled us. 476 00:19:48,019 --> 00:19:49,654 Shut up. You fooled us. 477 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,856 - Yay. We have a Fooler. 478 00:19:51,890 --> 00:19:54,992 Absolutely fooled us. 479 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:58,063 Yeah, congratulations. 480 00:19:58,096 --> 00:19:59,830 - You're good. 481 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,200 What a good act. 482 00:20:01,232 --> 00:20:03,902 - Yay. 483 00:20:03,935 --> 00:20:05,304 waiting for you. 484 00:20:05,336 --> 00:20:07,172 - Yeah. 485 00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:09,540 for Noel Qualter. 486 00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:10,576 [cheers and applause] 487 00:20:10,608 --> 00:20:13,644 Whoo-hoo. Great act. 488 00:20:16,615 --> 00:20:17,782 It doesn't happen often, 489 00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:20,085 but Penn and Teller 490 00:20:20,117 --> 00:20:24,256 Let's see if they can get back 491 00:20:24,288 --> 00:20:27,259 [jazz music] 492 00:20:27,291 --> 00:20:28,859 ♪ ♪ 493 00:20:32,163 --> 00:20:34,532 [jazz music] 494 00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:37,836 [cheers and applause] 495 00:20:37,868 --> 00:20:39,337 - Welcome back to "Fool Us." 496 00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:42,007 Play along with Penn and Teller 497 00:20:42,039 --> 00:20:43,642 this next trick. 498 00:20:43,674 --> 00:20:46,010 [fireworks booming] 499 00:20:46,044 --> 00:20:47,211 My name is Christoph. 500 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,348 I'm a mentalist 501 00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:52,550 I started magic 502 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,987 but it wasn't actually 503 00:20:55,019 --> 00:20:57,088 where my major was psychology 504 00:20:57,122 --> 00:20:59,458 that I realized 505 00:20:59,490 --> 00:21:02,160 and use people's minds 506 00:21:02,193 --> 00:21:03,761 Mentalist have a problem 507 00:21:03,795 --> 00:21:06,397 that other types 508 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:09,300 People think what 509 00:21:09,334 --> 00:21:12,403 I have people coming up to me 510 00:21:12,436 --> 00:21:16,474 asking me to read their palm 511 00:21:16,508 --> 00:21:19,111 No matter what I say, 512 00:21:19,144 --> 00:21:21,946 There's a famous 513 00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:25,750 For those who believe, 514 00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:29,186 And for those who don't, 515 00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:32,557 Penn, Tyler, don't believe 516 00:21:32,590 --> 00:21:34,259 what you're about to see. 517 00:21:34,292 --> 00:21:37,328 [cheers and applause] 518 00:21:40,898 --> 00:21:43,734 - Let's go and a road trip 519 00:21:43,769 --> 00:21:45,269 of Christoph Kuch. 520 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,705 [cheers and applause] 521 00:21:47,739 --> 00:21:49,473 - Hello, Penn. Hello, Teller. 522 00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:52,376 I think part of 523 00:21:52,411 --> 00:21:55,447 is your unique approach 524 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:58,349 One of you talks, 525 00:21:58,383 --> 00:22:00,117 So please accept this 526 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:04,088 as a sincerest form 527 00:22:04,122 --> 00:22:07,392 Allow me to introduce you 528 00:22:07,425 --> 00:22:10,828 silent me. 529 00:22:10,862 --> 00:22:13,832 Like Teller, 530 00:22:13,865 --> 00:22:16,067 for the duration 531 00:22:16,101 --> 00:22:20,471 which means that silent me 532 00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:23,808 This is a good feeling. 533 00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:25,176 [laughter] 534 00:22:25,210 --> 00:22:28,346 All right. Let's begin 535 00:22:28,380 --> 00:22:31,383 And speaking of games, 536 00:22:31,415 --> 00:22:34,452 but German children 537 00:22:34,486 --> 00:22:37,722 about what they will be 538 00:22:37,756 --> 00:22:42,728 Three of my favorites 539 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:44,528 Was werde ich sein, 540 00:22:44,563 --> 00:22:48,099 Beruferaten. 541 00:22:48,133 --> 00:22:52,837 Alyson, please name 542 00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:55,106 - Mein Erster job. 543 00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:57,008 - Very interesting. 544 00:22:57,041 --> 00:23:00,644 That's exactly what silent 545 00:23:00,679 --> 00:23:03,647 [quirky music] 546 00:23:03,682 --> 00:23:06,017 ♪ ♪ 547 00:23:06,050 --> 00:23:07,853 [applause] 548 00:23:07,885 --> 00:23:09,721 To play we need a volunteer. 549 00:23:09,755 --> 00:23:14,558 Please join us on the stage. 550 00:23:14,593 --> 00:23:16,094 Hello, stranger. 551 00:23:16,127 --> 00:23:18,163 Are you ready to play a game 552 00:23:18,195 --> 00:23:20,832 with a mute guy 553 00:23:20,865 --> 00:23:25,670 Excellent. The silent me 554 00:23:25,703 --> 00:23:29,340 A different profession 555 00:23:29,374 --> 00:23:34,112 For example, secret agent, 556 00:23:34,145 --> 00:23:37,115 undertaker, and so on. 557 00:23:37,148 --> 00:23:38,849 In most of these professions, 558 00:23:38,884 --> 00:23:42,319 you make a lot more money 559 00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:45,356 Dear spectator, 560 00:23:45,390 --> 00:23:48,960 and shuffle them thoroughly. 561 00:23:48,993 --> 00:23:54,231 ♪ ♪ 562 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,500 Thank you. 563 00:23:55,534 --> 00:23:58,369 Put the cards 564 00:23:58,403 --> 00:24:02,039 cut them anywhere you want, 565 00:24:02,073 --> 00:24:05,509 what profession 566 00:24:05,544 --> 00:24:06,510 - It's astronaut. 567 00:24:06,545 --> 00:24:08,246 ♪ ♪ 568 00:24:08,279 --> 00:24:10,648 - Okay, silent me, 569 00:24:10,682 --> 00:24:13,151 please take the cloth 570 00:24:13,184 --> 00:24:15,854 and show us your prediction. 571 00:24:15,886 --> 00:24:17,756 [drumroll] 572 00:24:17,788 --> 00:24:22,193 [applause] 573 00:24:22,227 --> 00:24:26,330 Silent me has predicted 574 00:24:26,364 --> 00:24:28,032 Can he do one more? 575 00:24:28,066 --> 00:24:32,002 The odds of getting 576 00:24:32,037 --> 00:24:34,806 astronomical. 577 00:24:34,839 --> 00:24:36,074 Dear audience member, 578 00:24:36,106 --> 00:24:38,910 the silent me will now 579 00:24:38,943 --> 00:24:42,079 Please roll the die, 580 00:24:42,113 --> 00:24:46,484 put your hand on top of it. 581 00:24:46,518 --> 00:24:51,323 On this table 582 00:24:51,355 --> 00:24:56,327 ♪ ♪ 583 00:24:56,361 --> 00:24:59,564 For the first time, 584 00:24:59,597 --> 00:25:01,333 and let everybody know 585 00:25:01,365 --> 00:25:05,069 what number you have rolled 586 00:25:05,103 --> 00:25:06,304 ♪ ♪ 587 00:25:06,337 --> 00:25:08,740 - The number is three. 588 00:25:08,772 --> 00:25:11,009 - And now please tell us 589 00:25:11,041 --> 00:25:14,412 that corresponds 590 00:25:14,445 --> 00:25:16,080 - It's a fish. 591 00:25:16,114 --> 00:25:17,848 - Very interesting. 592 00:25:17,883 --> 00:25:22,787 Silent me, please reveal 593 00:25:22,820 --> 00:25:29,861 ♪ ♪ 594 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,237 - Thank you, and good night. 595 00:25:39,270 --> 00:25:42,840 [cheers and applause] 596 00:25:42,874 --> 00:25:46,010 - Christoph Kuch. 597 00:25:50,147 --> 00:25:51,615 - Hello. 598 00:25:51,650 --> 00:25:53,151 - Hi. How are you? 599 00:25:53,183 --> 00:25:55,185 - Good. How's that fish? 600 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:57,422 - [laughs] 601 00:25:57,454 --> 00:25:58,856 - Oh, thank goodness. 602 00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:00,491 This is the first trick 603 00:26:00,525 --> 00:26:03,327 where a magician performs 604 00:26:03,361 --> 00:26:06,431 You find yourself easy 605 00:26:06,463 --> 00:26:09,701 - Well, we had some arguing 606 00:26:09,733 --> 00:26:10,868 but, you know, 607 00:26:10,902 --> 00:26:13,538 I was pretty satisfied 608 00:26:13,571 --> 00:26:15,673 - So you won 609 00:26:15,707 --> 00:26:17,608 Did that change your career? 610 00:26:17,642 --> 00:26:19,044 - Yes, it did. 611 00:26:19,076 --> 00:26:21,278 That's actually when I went 612 00:26:21,313 --> 00:26:24,816 because I got huge media 613 00:26:24,848 --> 00:26:26,817 so that's 614 00:26:26,851 --> 00:26:29,086 to actually be 615 00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:32,757 - What would it mean to you 616 00:26:32,790 --> 00:26:34,326 - It would actually 617 00:26:34,358 --> 00:26:35,993 because it has always been 618 00:26:36,027 --> 00:26:38,195 to perform 619 00:26:38,229 --> 00:26:40,731 I would be very happy, 620 00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:43,167 and very excited. 621 00:26:43,201 --> 00:26:45,670 - All right. 622 00:26:45,703 --> 00:26:46,938 have the mental powers 623 00:26:46,971 --> 00:26:50,275 to figure out 624 00:26:50,307 --> 00:26:54,179 - Christoph, 625 00:26:54,211 --> 00:26:57,749 - Thank you very much. 626 00:26:57,781 --> 00:27:00,484 Controlling people 627 00:27:00,518 --> 00:27:02,686 It's just so strange. 628 00:27:02,721 --> 00:27:05,289 You're kind of 629 00:27:05,323 --> 00:27:07,759 There's this sterile 630 00:27:07,791 --> 00:27:11,061 and then there's 631 00:27:11,096 --> 00:27:15,099 and other German people 632 00:27:15,133 --> 00:27:17,935 and throwing dice 633 00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:21,306 surreal, 634 00:27:21,338 --> 00:27:22,840 That's what you are. 635 00:27:22,874 --> 00:27:24,476 [laughs] 636 00:27:24,509 --> 00:27:27,578 And then there's a magic trick 637 00:27:27,612 --> 00:27:30,515 I think I've given you 638 00:27:30,548 --> 00:27:33,151 We just love the act. 639 00:27:33,183 --> 00:27:35,720 Loved the fish 640 00:27:35,753 --> 00:27:37,855 Love all of that. 641 00:27:37,888 --> 00:27:40,592 one on video, one live. 642 00:27:40,625 --> 00:27:42,760 As you know, 643 00:27:42,794 --> 00:27:44,828 there are judges who listen 644 00:27:44,863 --> 00:27:48,400 We have a very elaborate plan 645 00:27:48,432 --> 00:27:50,300 for how we think you did it, 646 00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:53,471 and we think we're right, 647 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:56,240 but I don't want to try 648 00:27:56,273 --> 00:27:59,611 so we're gonna go 649 00:27:59,644 --> 00:28:02,212 that we're right 650 00:28:02,247 --> 00:28:05,349 We think we have it, 651 00:28:05,383 --> 00:28:08,420 to try to tell you 652 00:28:08,452 --> 00:28:10,087 So what do the judges say? 653 00:28:10,121 --> 00:28:13,424 - All right, and I'm hearing 654 00:28:15,794 --> 00:28:18,028 And they are telling me 655 00:28:18,063 --> 00:28:19,064 - No way. 656 00:28:19,096 --> 00:28:20,765 - Yes. 657 00:28:20,798 --> 00:28:21,865 - Wow. 658 00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:23,667 - Wow. Great. 659 00:28:23,701 --> 00:28:25,769 - Unbelievable. 660 00:28:25,804 --> 00:28:27,672 Wonderful. 661 00:28:27,705 --> 00:28:28,807 I can't believe it. 662 00:28:28,839 --> 00:28:31,175 - You fooled Penn and Teller. 663 00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:34,078 Here to accept 664 00:28:34,112 --> 00:28:38,016 - Okay. Give it up 665 00:28:38,048 --> 00:28:39,250 - Thank you. Good night. 666 00:28:39,284 --> 00:28:42,153 - Nicely done. Wonderful. 667 00:28:42,186 --> 00:28:45,022 - Thank you. 668 00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:47,491 [cheers and applause] 669 00:28:47,525 --> 00:28:51,096 - Penn and Teller just took 670 00:28:51,128 --> 00:28:53,163 Now we have to take a time-out. 671 00:28:53,198 --> 00:28:55,099 More "Fool Us" after this. 672 00:28:55,133 --> 00:28:58,103 [jazz music] 673 00:28:58,135 --> 00:28:59,770 ♪ ♪ 674 00:29:03,007 --> 00:29:05,042 [jazz music] 675 00:29:05,076 --> 00:29:07,444 [cheers and applause] 676 00:29:07,479 --> 00:29:08,880 - There you are. 677 00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:11,482 You're just in time to meet 678 00:29:11,516 --> 00:29:12,483 Take a look. 679 00:29:12,517 --> 00:29:14,818 [fireworks booming] 680 00:29:14,853 --> 00:29:16,921 - I started out 681 00:29:16,954 --> 00:29:18,323 I love performing. 682 00:29:18,355 --> 00:29:19,891 I build all of my stuff, 683 00:29:19,923 --> 00:29:21,792 and then people 684 00:29:21,826 --> 00:29:23,627 "Who built that?" 685 00:29:23,661 --> 00:29:24,996 And next thing you know, 686 00:29:25,028 --> 00:29:26,998 "Hey, why don't you 687 00:29:27,030 --> 00:29:28,932 And then now look at me. 688 00:29:28,967 --> 00:29:32,202 I'm one of the top magic 689 00:29:32,237 --> 00:29:35,507 When I build a magic prop, 690 00:29:35,539 --> 00:29:38,108 I want my work 691 00:29:38,143 --> 00:29:39,344 When I finish a prop, 692 00:29:39,376 --> 00:29:41,378 I make sure 693 00:29:41,412 --> 00:29:43,114 I know it will last 694 00:29:43,147 --> 00:29:44,982 because it has my name on it. 695 00:29:45,016 --> 00:29:47,218 When you devote yourself 696 00:29:47,251 --> 00:29:49,953 it pays off big-time. 697 00:29:49,988 --> 00:29:51,388 I'm bringing the same passion 698 00:29:51,422 --> 00:29:53,958 I have for building 699 00:29:53,991 --> 00:29:56,795 Penn and Teller, you might 700 00:29:56,827 --> 00:29:58,630 but wait till you 701 00:29:58,663 --> 00:30:01,699 [cheers and applause] 702 00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:06,938 - Give it up for Ray Lum. 703 00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:08,373 [cheers and applause] 704 00:30:08,405 --> 00:30:11,742 - Magicians perform 705 00:30:11,776 --> 00:30:14,077 Some perform miracles 706 00:30:14,112 --> 00:30:17,548 Some impossibly 707 00:30:17,582 --> 00:30:19,784 I defy death. 708 00:30:19,817 --> 00:30:21,152 But I don't step on stage 709 00:30:21,185 --> 00:30:23,954 and put my life 710 00:30:23,988 --> 00:30:26,156 That would be unprofessional. 711 00:30:26,191 --> 00:30:29,059 Many hours of practice 712 00:30:29,093 --> 00:30:33,597 because if I don't stay 713 00:30:33,631 --> 00:30:36,634 Tonight I'm gonna give you 714 00:30:36,667 --> 00:30:40,038 to see how a magician 715 00:30:40,070 --> 00:30:41,905 Ladies and gentlemen, 716 00:30:41,940 --> 00:30:45,542 this is the device 717 00:30:45,576 --> 00:30:49,146 The blade spins at 2,000 RPMs, 718 00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:53,585 can cut a bone 719 00:30:53,617 --> 00:30:57,454 In a moment, I'm gonna 720 00:30:57,488 --> 00:31:01,092 locking my arm 721 00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:04,095 My current fastest escape 722 00:31:04,127 --> 00:31:06,865 from the saw is ten seconds, 723 00:31:06,897 --> 00:31:09,400 but tonight on "Penn & Teller: 724 00:31:09,433 --> 00:31:12,936 I'm gonna set this blade 725 00:31:12,971 --> 00:31:15,673 There's two safeties 726 00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:18,242 If it gets into this 727 00:31:18,276 --> 00:31:20,211 this red light will come on. 728 00:31:20,244 --> 00:31:22,113 If I feel like 729 00:31:22,145 --> 00:31:27,050 well, I can always pull 730 00:31:27,085 --> 00:31:31,122 Okay. 731 00:31:31,154 --> 00:31:35,259 remove the jacket 732 00:31:35,292 --> 00:31:37,895 Put the single handcuff 733 00:31:40,498 --> 00:31:43,433 Locking it with a lock pin. 734 00:31:45,068 --> 00:31:47,572 The lock. 735 00:31:49,874 --> 00:31:52,710 Make sure everything 736 00:31:52,743 --> 00:31:56,780 Okay. 737 00:31:56,814 --> 00:31:59,483 all I have is my wits 738 00:31:59,517 --> 00:32:03,020 and this lucky lock pick. 739 00:32:03,054 --> 00:32:04,622 Here we go. 740 00:32:04,655 --> 00:32:08,893 [blade whirring] 741 00:32:08,926 --> 00:32:11,496 Oh, man. 742 00:32:12,896 --> 00:32:14,398 Oh, man. 743 00:32:14,432 --> 00:32:16,099 What the... 744 00:32:16,134 --> 00:32:17,268 Oh, man, no. 745 00:32:17,301 --> 00:32:19,002 Stop this thing already. 746 00:32:19,037 --> 00:32:20,038 What the... 747 00:32:20,070 --> 00:32:22,339 Whoa. 748 00:32:22,373 --> 00:32:24,142 - Augh! 749 00:32:24,174 --> 00:32:26,844 Oh, God. This is not right. 750 00:32:26,877 --> 00:32:29,314 Ow. Alyson, wait, grab my hand. 751 00:32:29,346 --> 00:32:31,115 - No. Eww. 752 00:32:31,148 --> 00:32:32,616 Give me a hand. 753 00:32:32,650 --> 00:32:35,319 - Ohh. 754 00:32:35,353 --> 00:32:38,990 You know...oh, God, lucky-- 755 00:32:39,022 --> 00:32:40,825 Oh, God. 756 00:32:40,857 --> 00:32:43,528 Throw it into here. 757 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,229 Holy... 758 00:32:45,262 --> 00:32:46,297 - Thanks, Alyson. 759 00:32:46,330 --> 00:32:47,832 - Oh, God. 760 00:32:47,865 --> 00:32:52,002 Oh, lucky I got this 761 00:32:52,036 --> 00:32:55,038 - Oh, my word. 762 00:32:55,073 --> 00:32:56,773 - Now, that's how you 763 00:32:56,807 --> 00:32:59,576 so you end up not getting hurt. 764 00:32:59,609 --> 00:33:01,445 [cheers and applause] 765 00:33:01,479 --> 00:33:05,148 - Ray Lum. Ugh. 766 00:33:05,182 --> 00:33:07,451 - Whew. 767 00:33:07,484 --> 00:33:10,253 - So that's a great device. 768 00:33:10,288 --> 00:33:12,923 - Yes. 769 00:33:12,957 --> 00:33:15,425 so and then you see 770 00:33:15,460 --> 00:33:17,862 You go, "Man, how are 771 00:33:17,894 --> 00:33:20,631 in the, what, '50s?" 772 00:33:20,664 --> 00:33:22,967 And does that inspire you 773 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,368 - That's what inspires me. 774 00:33:24,402 --> 00:33:27,137 - So you've been building 775 00:33:27,171 --> 00:33:28,373 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 776 00:33:28,405 --> 00:33:30,641 - So you know 777 00:33:30,674 --> 00:33:32,242 - Pretty much. Pretty much. 778 00:33:32,276 --> 00:33:34,177 That's how you become 779 00:33:34,211 --> 00:33:36,713 because you have to know 780 00:33:36,748 --> 00:33:38,615 - Aha. 781 00:33:38,648 --> 00:33:40,183 having this kind of workshop? 782 00:33:40,218 --> 00:33:41,652 - Well, when I was a kid, 783 00:33:41,685 --> 00:33:44,489 all the magic builders were 784 00:33:44,521 --> 00:33:47,657 like, thousands of dollars, 785 00:33:47,692 --> 00:33:50,260 So I said, "Well, 786 00:33:50,294 --> 00:33:53,330 And then you end up building 787 00:33:53,364 --> 00:33:54,731 and then people, you know, 788 00:33:54,766 --> 00:33:57,835 seek you out, 789 00:33:57,868 --> 00:33:59,470 - Nice. All right. 790 00:33:59,503 --> 00:34:04,474 Let's see if Penn and Teller 791 00:34:04,509 --> 00:34:06,176 - Hey, Ray. 792 00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:09,414 - You know, you are a person 793 00:34:09,447 --> 00:34:10,882 We love this kind of stuff, 794 00:34:10,914 --> 00:34:14,251 this good-natured 795 00:34:14,284 --> 00:34:17,422 by faking accidents and death. 796 00:34:17,454 --> 00:34:19,222 You know, 797 00:34:19,257 --> 00:34:21,726 because most times 798 00:34:21,759 --> 00:34:23,161 just goes out of sight. 799 00:34:23,193 --> 00:34:24,862 It doesn't pop out. 800 00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:29,266 And I wanna tell you that 801 00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:33,438 As a couple of guys who 802 00:34:33,471 --> 00:34:35,706 in our day, 803 00:34:35,739 --> 00:34:39,476 You've got a fine hand, 804 00:34:39,510 --> 00:34:43,213 And the whole thing 805 00:34:43,246 --> 00:34:46,150 and funny and terrific, 806 00:34:46,184 --> 00:34:48,552 and it's a... 807 00:34:48,585 --> 00:34:50,755 it's a [bleep] wrist chopper. 808 00:34:50,788 --> 00:34:51,889 [laughs] 809 00:34:51,922 --> 00:34:54,324 - Well, I wanted to do this 810 00:34:54,358 --> 00:34:56,427 because I wanted 811 00:34:56,460 --> 00:34:59,697 - Oh, thanks so much. 812 00:34:59,730 --> 00:35:03,134 and we share 813 00:35:03,166 --> 00:35:04,601 Thanks a lot for coming on. 814 00:35:04,635 --> 00:35:05,969 - Thank you. 815 00:35:06,003 --> 00:35:07,003 - Thank you. 816 00:35:07,038 --> 00:35:08,271 - Let's give you a hand, 817 00:35:08,306 --> 00:35:10,007 - Thank you. Thank you. 818 00:35:10,041 --> 00:35:11,675 - So, Ray, 819 00:35:11,708 --> 00:35:14,911 - Oh. Of course. 820 00:35:14,945 --> 00:35:18,181 - Well, you didn't fool 'em, 821 00:35:18,215 --> 00:35:19,382 Thank you. 822 00:35:19,416 --> 00:35:21,952 - Thank you. Thank you, guys. 823 00:35:21,985 --> 00:35:24,856 [cheers and applause] 824 00:35:24,889 --> 00:35:27,358 All this great magic, 825 00:35:27,391 --> 00:35:30,862 Penn and Teller perform next, 826 00:35:30,894 --> 00:35:33,864 [jazz music] 827 00:35:33,898 --> 00:35:35,398 ♪ ♪ 828 00:35:38,702 --> 00:35:41,672 [jazz music] 829 00:35:41,706 --> 00:35:43,373 ♪ ♪ 830 00:35:43,407 --> 00:35:44,876 - Welcome back to "Fool Us." 831 00:35:44,909 --> 00:35:47,612 We've got some special guests 832 00:35:47,644 --> 00:35:51,282 Actors Amanda Seyfried 833 00:35:51,315 --> 00:35:54,751 are here to do a trick 834 00:35:54,784 --> 00:35:56,686 [cheers and applause] 835 00:35:56,721 --> 00:35:58,289 - Hey, Amanda. Hey, Thomas. 836 00:35:58,322 --> 00:35:59,690 - Hey, guys. 837 00:35:59,724 --> 00:36:02,092 - Thank you so much for 838 00:36:02,126 --> 00:36:03,960 Okay? 839 00:36:03,994 --> 00:36:05,862 yeah, get the jokers 840 00:36:05,896 --> 00:36:07,931 Now, Teller, these are 841 00:36:07,965 --> 00:36:09,867 I want this to be 842 00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:12,068 Now, you're remote. 843 00:36:12,103 --> 00:36:13,804 So I'm gonna kind of 844 00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:15,472 and I'll be 845 00:36:15,505 --> 00:36:18,576 So we're gonna have you 846 00:36:18,608 --> 00:36:20,378 But we won't do it that way. 847 00:36:20,411 --> 00:36:22,579 because you know as well 848 00:36:22,612 --> 00:36:24,748 there's all sorts of ways 849 00:36:24,782 --> 00:36:27,552 You can do a cull; 850 00:36:27,585 --> 00:36:28,652 do a top change. 851 00:36:28,686 --> 00:36:30,855 So just turn the cards 852 00:36:30,887 --> 00:36:32,556 Have them say stop whenever 853 00:36:32,590 --> 00:36:36,027 just say stop 854 00:36:36,059 --> 00:36:37,161 both: Stop. 855 00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:39,362 - Good. Now--don't, don't-- 856 00:36:39,396 --> 00:36:41,498 do you want the eight; 857 00:36:41,532 --> 00:36:42,967 Which do you want there? 858 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,534 Actually, 859 00:36:44,568 --> 00:36:46,003 What do you want there? 860 00:36:46,036 --> 00:36:50,074 Show them another one. 861 00:36:50,106 --> 00:36:53,010 - The ace. 862 00:36:53,043 --> 00:36:54,711 - Yeah. I think so. I 863 00:36:54,744 --> 00:36:56,447 - Ace of spades? Okay. 864 00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,081 - You're not 865 00:36:58,114 --> 00:36:59,516 I'll take the ace of spades. 866 00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:02,586 I've got your card here. 867 00:37:02,619 --> 00:37:05,021 And we're gonna put the card 868 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:07,992 So just go ahead; 869 00:37:08,025 --> 00:37:10,594 - Stop. 870 00:37:10,628 --> 00:37:12,396 He wants me to put it here. 871 00:37:12,429 --> 00:37:13,797 this is just 872 00:37:13,831 --> 00:37:15,199 so I want it to be so good. 873 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:16,800 I'm gonna put it 874 00:37:16,833 --> 00:37:18,469 See, 875 00:37:18,501 --> 00:37:20,471 He's holding a break there, 876 00:37:20,503 --> 00:37:22,072 So no he's shuffling them up. 877 00:37:22,106 --> 00:37:23,840 That shuffle looks good. 878 00:37:23,873 --> 00:37:25,242 I'd like to do it 879 00:37:25,275 --> 00:37:26,643 Let me just try. 880 00:37:26,677 --> 00:37:28,980 You've seen this in Vegas 881 00:37:29,012 --> 00:37:30,481 I'm I take them like this. 882 00:37:30,514 --> 00:37:33,117 And I'll take these too, 883 00:37:33,150 --> 00:37:35,485 And now we're gonna--you've 884 00:37:35,518 --> 00:37:37,688 - Right. 885 00:37:37,722 --> 00:37:39,556 Yeah, Teller, let's really-- 886 00:37:39,590 --> 00:37:42,693 you know, Amanda-- 887 00:37:42,726 --> 00:37:44,695 Thomas. 888 00:37:44,728 --> 00:37:47,530 So that looks mixed up, 889 00:37:47,565 --> 00:37:48,699 - That looks pretty mixed up. 890 00:37:48,733 --> 00:37:50,333 - Yeah, that's pretty mixed up. 891 00:37:50,367 --> 00:37:51,434 Yeah, 892 00:37:51,469 --> 00:37:52,836 Teller didn't want 893 00:37:52,869 --> 00:37:53,971 - Oh, no. 894 00:37:54,005 --> 00:37:55,739 We're gonna mix them in. 895 00:37:55,773 --> 00:37:57,074 Okay. Good. 896 00:37:57,108 --> 00:37:58,909 I'm gonna make you 897 00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:01,612 There you go. 898 00:38:01,646 --> 00:38:04,648 Good. Find the card. 899 00:38:04,681 --> 00:38:05,849 He's gonna just find-- 900 00:38:05,882 --> 00:38:07,251 really mean something, Teller. 901 00:38:07,284 --> 00:38:09,019 I want you to be impressed, 902 00:38:09,052 --> 00:38:11,489 Yeah those are really 903 00:38:11,521 --> 00:38:14,557 Yeah. Actually, they don't 904 00:38:14,592 --> 00:38:15,760 They don't trust you. 905 00:38:15,793 --> 00:38:17,894 But you can see 906 00:38:17,927 --> 00:38:21,231 Some are facedown. 907 00:38:21,264 --> 00:38:24,235 As a matter of fact, this kind 908 00:38:24,268 --> 00:38:26,170 This kind of shuffle 909 00:38:26,202 --> 00:38:29,005 You'll see 'em go by faceup, 910 00:38:29,039 --> 00:38:31,074 And I want you to really see 911 00:38:31,108 --> 00:38:34,844 You can see clearly 912 00:38:34,878 --> 00:38:35,945 They're all mixed up. 913 00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:39,617 And now, Teller, now... 914 00:38:39,650 --> 00:38:42,519 do a magic trick 915 00:38:42,552 --> 00:38:47,525 and impress my new friends. 916 00:38:47,557 --> 00:38:49,126 - You're not gonna 917 00:38:49,159 --> 00:38:52,463 If he touches the deck he could 918 00:38:52,496 --> 00:38:53,898 You don't want him 919 00:38:53,931 --> 00:38:55,199 - No. 920 00:38:55,231 --> 00:38:56,934 I want this to mean 921 00:38:56,967 --> 00:38:59,402 So do your magic stuff. 922 00:38:59,436 --> 00:39:02,840 - No big gestures. 923 00:39:02,873 --> 00:39:04,909 That'll misdirect them. 924 00:39:04,942 --> 00:39:07,445 Something sweet. 925 00:39:07,478 --> 00:39:08,846 - Bip! 926 00:39:08,878 --> 00:39:12,983 Now watch this, 927 00:39:14,485 --> 00:39:15,820 There's the cards right there. 928 00:39:15,853 --> 00:39:18,188 What was the name 929 00:39:18,222 --> 00:39:20,123 - The ace of spades. 930 00:39:20,157 --> 00:39:22,860 The only one that's faceup. 931 00:39:22,893 --> 00:39:26,364 All the rest 932 00:39:26,396 --> 00:39:28,932 Only the ace of spades 933 00:39:28,965 --> 00:39:30,934 Right in the middle. 934 00:39:30,967 --> 00:39:34,472 And there you have 935 00:39:34,505 --> 00:39:36,907 Thank you, Amanda. 936 00:39:36,940 --> 00:39:39,275 - I am impressed. 937 00:39:39,309 --> 00:39:41,144 - Thank you, guys. 938 00:39:41,177 --> 00:39:43,614 See? They're my friends. 939 00:39:43,646 --> 00:39:46,684 - Thank you to Amanda Seyfried, 940 00:39:46,717 --> 00:39:48,152 and all 941 00:39:48,184 --> 00:39:50,653 and, of course, 942 00:39:50,688 --> 00:39:52,956 Come back next time 943 00:39:52,989 --> 00:39:53,958 Good night. 944 00:39:53,990 --> 00:39:57,027 [cheers and applause]