1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,970 [jazz music] 2 00:00:04,003 --> 00:00:11,044 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:20,553 --> 00:00:22,088 - From 4 00:00:22,122 --> 00:00:24,290 at the Rio Hotel in Las Vegas, 5 00:00:24,324 --> 00:00:27,961 here's our host, 6 00:00:27,994 --> 00:00:35,035 ♪ ♪ 7 00:00:40,473 --> 00:00:41,941 - Welcome to "Fool Us." 8 00:00:41,975 --> 00:00:45,378 As a rule, magicians never 9 00:00:45,412 --> 00:00:47,347 That's called 10 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:50,350 But on this show, 11 00:00:50,383 --> 00:00:52,218 to magicians in code 12 00:00:52,252 --> 00:00:54,621 in an attempt 13 00:00:54,654 --> 00:00:57,057 So please welcome 14 00:00:57,090 --> 00:00:58,725 and code makers, 15 00:00:58,758 --> 00:01:00,493 Penn and Teller. 16 00:01:00,527 --> 00:01:03,563 [cheers and applause] 17 00:01:03,596 --> 00:01:10,637 ♪ ♪ 18 00:01:16,776 --> 00:01:19,245 Penn and Teller give away 19 00:01:19,279 --> 00:01:22,414 and a pinky promise to have 20 00:01:22,449 --> 00:01:25,885 perform in their long-running 21 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,987 And here comes one now. 22 00:01:30,623 --> 00:01:32,926 - Hi, my name 23 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:36,029 and I'm a prosecuting attorney 24 00:01:36,062 --> 00:01:37,997 So when I was a kid, 25 00:01:38,031 --> 00:01:39,566 my parents didn't allow 26 00:01:39,598 --> 00:01:40,567 in our home. 27 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,035 And that challenge turned out 28 00:01:42,068 --> 00:01:43,603 to be a blessing in disguise 29 00:01:43,636 --> 00:01:46,306 because now I feel like 30 00:01:46,339 --> 00:01:49,676 from the typical magic 31 00:01:49,709 --> 00:01:52,277 I've been a prosecutor now 32 00:01:52,312 --> 00:01:53,913 And it might surprise you 33 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:56,616 that there is a lot in common 34 00:01:56,649 --> 00:01:59,619 Both magic and law work best 35 00:01:59,652 --> 00:02:02,422 your audience and get them 36 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:04,624 On the other hand, 37 00:02:04,657 --> 00:02:06,960 by breaking the rules, 38 00:02:06,993 --> 00:02:08,995 by following the rules. 39 00:02:09,027 --> 00:02:10,396 Tonight, 40 00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:12,132 that's over 100 years old, 41 00:02:12,165 --> 00:02:15,902 but I had to recreate it using 42 00:02:15,935 --> 00:02:19,839 Penn and Teller, tonight 43 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:24,010 [cheers and applause] 44 00:02:25,378 --> 00:02:27,380 - Magic court is now 45 00:02:27,413 --> 00:02:29,816 and Penn Jillette 46 00:02:29,849 --> 00:02:33,853 so get ready to witness 47 00:02:37,190 --> 00:02:39,225 - Ladies and gentlemen, 48 00:02:39,259 --> 00:02:42,028 there has been 49 00:02:42,061 --> 00:02:43,863 [dramatic music] 50 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:46,132 In my day job 51 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,301 I spend a lot of time 52 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:50,603 cross-examining eye witnesses. 53 00:02:50,637 --> 00:02:53,173 And one of the biggest 54 00:02:53,206 --> 00:02:57,442 is that eye witnesses 55 00:02:57,477 --> 00:03:00,780 Eye witnesses can be both 56 00:03:00,813 --> 00:03:03,049 and dead wrong. 57 00:03:03,082 --> 00:03:05,752 Allow me to demonstrate. 58 00:03:05,785 --> 00:03:07,086 Penn. 59 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:08,922 - Let's imagine a crime 60 00:03:08,955 --> 00:03:11,457 and you are 61 00:03:11,491 --> 00:03:14,561 in the court room, 62 00:03:14,594 --> 00:03:16,529 the prosecutor. 63 00:03:16,563 --> 00:03:18,431 - Now, this means you're gonna 64 00:03:18,464 --> 00:03:19,799 to small details, 65 00:03:19,832 --> 00:03:21,701 rely on your memory, 66 00:03:21,734 --> 00:03:23,603 and tell the truth, 67 00:03:23,636 --> 00:03:26,105 and nothing but the truth. 68 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:28,208 - Excellent. 69 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:31,811 - Inside this box 70 00:03:31,844 --> 00:03:34,447 that was found at the scene 71 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:37,116 A gentleman's white 72 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:40,386 Penn, please take 73 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:43,022 and using 74 00:03:43,055 --> 00:03:44,357 examine it thoroughly. 75 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:46,091 Memorize every detail. 76 00:03:46,125 --> 00:03:47,227 - Yes, sir. 77 00:03:47,260 --> 00:03:48,795 - Just know if you blow 78 00:03:48,828 --> 00:03:50,797 you might become 79 00:03:50,829 --> 00:03:52,899 ♪ ♪ 80 00:03:52,932 --> 00:03:54,767 Do you have the handkerchief 81 00:03:54,801 --> 00:03:58,771 - Uh, well, yeah. 82 00:03:58,805 --> 00:04:01,107 It's just kind of 83 00:04:01,140 --> 00:04:03,176 - If you're satisfied, 84 00:04:03,209 --> 00:04:05,044 - Well, yeah, I'm satisfied. 85 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,112 - Wonderful. 86 00:04:06,145 --> 00:04:08,414 Because now 87 00:04:08,448 --> 00:04:09,816 your eye witness memory... 88 00:04:09,849 --> 00:04:10,516 - Okay. 89 00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:12,085 - By hiding the evidence away 90 00:04:12,118 --> 00:04:15,121 inside of the box. 91 00:04:15,154 --> 00:04:17,290 Penn, 92 00:04:17,322 --> 00:04:19,726 please describe for the jury 93 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:23,329 to the smallest detail 94 00:04:23,363 --> 00:04:27,367 in this box--and remember, 95 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:32,839 - It is a white handkerchief 96 00:04:32,872 --> 00:04:35,108 It's been folded 97 00:04:35,141 --> 00:04:38,011 which I think makes it 98 00:04:38,044 --> 00:04:40,513 The folds were all 99 00:04:40,546 --> 00:04:42,115 And it was, 100 00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:43,716 all one color, white, 101 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:44,984 and all one weave. 102 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:46,819 And it's seamed 103 00:04:46,853 --> 00:04:48,054 of the whole thing. 104 00:04:48,087 --> 00:04:51,257 - Excellent. 105 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,459 But I think you might have 106 00:04:53,493 --> 00:04:56,663 Do you remember anything else 107 00:04:56,696 --> 00:04:59,032 - I don't. 108 00:04:59,065 --> 00:05:01,234 - Well, this is just 109 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:04,237 But I thought maybe 110 00:05:06,773 --> 00:05:08,775 This bloody handprint. 111 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:10,343 - Oh, my goodness gracious. 112 00:05:10,376 --> 00:05:11,611 My goodness gracious. 113 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:13,479 - Penn, your credibility 114 00:05:13,513 --> 00:05:15,248 just took a big hit. 115 00:05:15,281 --> 00:05:16,783 - But I did only give you 116 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:19,319 to examine this evidence 117 00:05:19,352 --> 00:05:21,120 - Mm-hmm. 118 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:23,356 - Ladies and gentlemen 119 00:05:23,389 --> 00:05:25,825 maybe it was just inevitable 120 00:05:25,858 --> 00:05:28,628 that a small detail 121 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:30,630 would slip through the cracks. 122 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:33,132 Besides, 123 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,234 so, Penn, let's try this again. 124 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:36,502 - Okay. 125 00:05:36,536 --> 00:05:38,137 - Once more, we'll hide 126 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,006 so all you have 127 00:05:40,039 --> 00:05:41,841 is your memory. 128 00:05:41,874 --> 00:05:44,143 Please describe 129 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,179 what is the evidence 130 00:05:46,212 --> 00:05:47,413 - Well, it was the handkerchief 131 00:05:47,447 --> 00:05:49,382 just like 132 00:05:49,415 --> 00:05:53,419 except there was a rather 133 00:05:53,453 --> 00:05:55,555 I guess, or maybe 134 00:05:55,588 --> 00:05:58,591 or child's handprint in red. 135 00:05:58,624 --> 00:06:00,526 I didn't know if it was blood, 136 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:03,229 But it was in red, 137 00:06:03,262 --> 00:06:05,965 and then the way it was being 138 00:06:05,998 --> 00:06:08,968 it was 139 00:06:09,001 --> 00:06:10,770 - Well done. Well done, indeed. 140 00:06:10,803 --> 00:06:13,973 You did remember the handprint 141 00:06:14,006 --> 00:06:19,245 Um, there might have been 142 00:06:19,278 --> 00:06:21,914 Do you remember anything else 143 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,585 - I don't. 144 00:06:25,618 --> 00:06:28,087 Again, this is 145 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:30,289 But I thought maybe 146 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:32,992 that this handkerchief... 147 00:06:33,025 --> 00:06:35,261 has been torn to shreds. 148 00:06:35,294 --> 00:06:36,662 - Oh, my goodness. 149 00:06:36,696 --> 00:06:38,364 - Penn, do you remember 150 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,966 before we put it 151 00:06:39,999 --> 00:06:42,135 - I don't remember seeing that. 152 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:45,972 - Penn, you are proving to be 153 00:06:46,005 --> 00:06:47,507 - I'm very unreliable. 154 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:49,207 - But don't give up just yet. 155 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,177 Let's try on last time. 156 00:06:52,545 --> 00:06:54,647 For the last time, we'll hide 157 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:55,982 Penn, you know the drill. 158 00:06:56,015 --> 00:06:58,784 For heaven sakes, 159 00:06:58,818 --> 00:07:01,554 Please describe, what 160 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:04,724 - It was a white handkerchief 161 00:07:04,757 --> 00:07:07,059 with a smallish red handprint 162 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:09,295 on what you were holding 163 00:07:09,328 --> 00:07:12,064 and it had, I believe, 164 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:14,534 of being ripped there, 165 00:07:15,535 --> 00:07:17,703 - Well, Mr. Jillette... 166 00:07:17,737 --> 00:07:19,739 - If that is in fact 167 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:21,073 [laughter] 168 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:24,510 You have done a fine job 169 00:07:24,544 --> 00:07:28,448 because everything 170 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:30,983 This is the only piece 171 00:07:31,017 --> 00:07:33,386 at the scene of the crime. 172 00:07:33,419 --> 00:07:36,556 And as you can plainly see... 173 00:07:36,589 --> 00:07:39,125 there's no handprint. 174 00:07:39,158 --> 00:07:41,093 No cuts or tears. 175 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:44,063 Just a gentlemen's 176 00:07:44,096 --> 00:07:46,599 But what bothers me most 177 00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:48,201 is that I gave you 178 00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:49,936 to examine this evidence. 179 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:52,171 - I even let you use 180 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:55,007 so that you could spot 181 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:57,844 Yet somehow 182 00:07:57,877 --> 00:08:00,012 the murder weapon. 183 00:08:00,012 --> 00:08:01,113 - Whoa! 184 00:08:02,515 --> 00:08:03,583 - Thank you. 185 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:06,786 [cheers and applause] 186 00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:09,489 - Theron Christenson. 187 00:08:10,623 --> 00:08:12,792 Oh, all right. 188 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:16,529 Well, you must be 189 00:08:16,562 --> 00:08:18,064 because 190 00:08:18,097 --> 00:08:21,234 Do you ever think you'll have 191 00:08:21,267 --> 00:08:23,603 - Um, that's a good question. 192 00:08:23,636 --> 00:08:25,605 I think that pursuing 193 00:08:25,638 --> 00:08:28,741 has definitely made me 194 00:08:28,774 --> 00:08:30,610 but I have a passion for magic. 195 00:08:30,643 --> 00:08:33,145 I doubt that'll ever go away 196 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,515 - Are there any other magicians 197 00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:37,082 - No, I'm in the only one. 198 00:08:37,116 --> 00:08:39,118 In fact, you know, growing up, 199 00:08:39,150 --> 00:08:42,388 I think my siblings 200 00:08:42,421 --> 00:08:43,990 my most skeptical audience. 201 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:47,293 They didn't really appreciate 202 00:08:47,326 --> 00:08:49,695 - Maybe your children? 203 00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:53,799 - Yes, yes. They think 204 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:55,101 - Aw, of course. 205 00:08:55,134 --> 00:08:56,102 - When I pull coins 206 00:08:56,135 --> 00:08:57,103 or change the color 207 00:08:57,136 --> 00:08:58,104 of the candy they're holding, 208 00:08:58,137 --> 00:08:59,171 or whatever it is, 209 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:01,407 they really like it. 210 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,075 - All right, Theron. 211 00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:05,144 The jury is in. 212 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:09,448 - Hey, Theron. So you really 213 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:11,484 - I am, yes. 214 00:09:11,517 --> 00:09:14,020 That's why I was so nervous 215 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:15,621 when I was up there. 216 00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:17,490 Well, it's good 217 00:09:17,523 --> 00:09:19,325 It's really nice 218 00:09:19,358 --> 00:09:21,160 You know, 219 00:09:21,193 --> 00:09:23,696 and then in your spare time, 220 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:26,098 That's really true. 221 00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:28,200 Some people do macramé, 222 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,536 but you have found 223 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:33,205 of being a prosecutor. 224 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:35,274 But enough about this. 225 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:37,109 Let's get to the case. 226 00:09:37,143 --> 00:09:40,746 You had me up there 227 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:44,216 'Cause I wasn't actually 228 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:47,353 I was actually 229 00:09:47,386 --> 00:09:48,888 and I had a lot of information. 230 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:50,523 I had someone 231 00:09:50,556 --> 00:09:53,559 And also the crime 232 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,294 The crime 233 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:58,631 a drop off, and there was 234 00:09:58,664 --> 00:10:01,100 So it was 235 00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:03,202 than you represented. 236 00:10:03,235 --> 00:10:06,038 But I want to say one thing, 237 00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:07,907 with this case, 238 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,109 You might find interesting 239 00:10:10,142 --> 00:10:12,211 in criminal law. 240 00:10:12,244 --> 00:10:14,013 Teller, Teller has this aunt. 241 00:10:14,046 --> 00:10:15,314 You know your aunt? 242 00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:17,783 Yeah, Teller's aunt 243 00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:20,886 is not only a kleptomaniac, 244 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:23,122 she's also a maniac klepto, 245 00:10:23,155 --> 00:10:24,890 which she steals things, 246 00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:28,294 and then she secretly 247 00:10:28,327 --> 00:10:31,664 So I would like to say 248 00:10:31,697 --> 00:10:34,066 that we looked 249 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:36,502 We watched the case 250 00:10:36,535 --> 00:10:39,271 And the jury in unanimous. 251 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,307 We loved your act, 252 00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:42,908 but you did not fool us. 253 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:48,014 - Well, 254 00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:50,082 tell you 255 00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:52,051 - Though I'd like 256 00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:53,853 I think it's safe to say, 257 00:10:53,886 --> 00:10:56,656 guilty as charged. 258 00:10:56,689 --> 00:11:00,326 - Thank you so much, 259 00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:04,597 We've got another 260 00:11:04,630 --> 00:11:06,565 ready to take the stand 261 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:08,034 Stay close. 262 00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:12,605 ♪ ♪ 263 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:18,310 [jazz music] 264 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,913 ♪ ♪ 265 00:11:20,946 --> 00:11:22,615 - Welcome back to "Fool Us," 266 00:11:22,648 --> 00:11:24,917 home of the best magic 267 00:11:24,950 --> 00:11:27,119 That includes this next trick. 268 00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:28,187 Check it out. 269 00:11:30,589 --> 00:11:32,091 - I'm a fairly shy person, 270 00:11:32,124 --> 00:11:34,360 and I came to magic 271 00:11:34,393 --> 00:11:36,062 the world of dance. 272 00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:39,265 A dancer presents herself 273 00:11:39,298 --> 00:11:41,233 as a work to be contemplated. 274 00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:43,302 - Jaana Felicitas. 275 00:11:43,335 --> 00:11:45,671 - But a magician has 276 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:46,672 in a different way. 277 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:47,673 When I was on "Fool Us" 278 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:48,708 for the first time, 279 00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:50,609 I was terrified 280 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:54,513 and the lights and the idea 281 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,882 But I came on stage, 282 00:11:56,915 --> 00:11:59,251 that was very much 283 00:11:59,285 --> 00:12:01,487 and people loved it. 284 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:03,122 - So good. 285 00:12:03,155 --> 00:12:04,156 - It gave me 286 00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:05,458 to be embraced like that. 287 00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:07,560 I'm much more comfortable 288 00:12:07,593 --> 00:12:09,295 And this routine's a piece 289 00:12:09,328 --> 00:12:10,296 like I was. 290 00:12:10,329 --> 00:12:11,864 I'm back here performing 291 00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:13,566 for an audience of millions. 292 00:12:13,599 --> 00:12:16,035 I'm living proof sometimes 293 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:19,105 [cheers and applause] 294 00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:25,044 - Put your hands together 295 00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:28,013 of Jaana Felicitas. 296 00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:31,016 [dramatic piano music] 297 00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:38,090 ♪ ♪ 298 00:13:12,191 --> 00:13:15,161 [music intensifies] 299 00:13:15,194 --> 00:13:22,234 ♪ ♪ 300 00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:40,219 [audience gasps] 301 00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:56,562 [audience gasps] 302 00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:06,272 [audience gasps] 303 00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:20,319 [audience gasps] 304 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:28,294 [cheers and applause] 305 00:15:29,995 --> 00:15:32,398 - Jaana Felicitas. 306 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:34,833 Welcome back. 307 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,702 - Thanks for having me. 308 00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:39,705 - So how did you come up 309 00:15:39,738 --> 00:15:41,840 - Well, I was working 310 00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:43,208 for a very long time 311 00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:45,711 to support my career 312 00:15:45,744 --> 00:15:48,113 And, you know, 313 00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:50,182 you're kind of the last person 314 00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:52,851 and suddenly you feel like 315 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:57,156 - Ah, so a lot of your magic 316 00:15:57,189 --> 00:15:59,525 - True, yes, and you can 317 00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:01,460 You know, it's such a big part 318 00:16:01,493 --> 00:16:03,595 I--whenever I start something, 319 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,998 even if I think, okay, this is 320 00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:07,766 at some point 321 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,069 'cause I-- 322 00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:11,470 - Yeah. It's inside you. 323 00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:12,938 - Yeah. 324 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,641 Okay, Jaana, I could tell 325 00:16:15,674 --> 00:16:16,775 that they loved your magic. 326 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,110 Let's see if you fooled them. 327 00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:19,311 - Okay. 328 00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:20,946 - Boy, Jaana, 329 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:21,947 all the way through. 330 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,048 - All of it's great. 331 00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:25,851 You know, 332 00:16:25,884 --> 00:16:27,820 never have logic to them. 333 00:16:27,853 --> 00:16:31,490 They're just random, pull 334 00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:34,526 And this has an internal logic 335 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:37,596 that's just beautiful, all did 336 00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:41,000 and just giving it a plot 337 00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:42,768 just takes it up 338 00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:45,070 besides how just 339 00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:48,073 And also what you're wearing, 340 00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:51,243 all the technology 341 00:16:51,276 --> 00:16:52,745 and old-fashioned clothing. 342 00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:55,748 Just wearing modern, 343 00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:57,750 is also great. 344 00:16:57,783 --> 00:17:00,252 We have a lot 345 00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:02,488 and this really tops it. 346 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,123 And it's all thought out, 347 00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:05,891 and how everything's hidden. 348 00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:08,627 There's nothing extra 349 00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:11,230 but the table's deceptive, 350 00:17:11,262 --> 00:17:12,531 you're deceptive. 351 00:17:12,564 --> 00:17:15,666 Everything all the way through 352 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,569 I mean, this is magic 353 00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:21,240 And manipulation, even better. 354 00:17:21,272 --> 00:17:23,142 We loved every second of it, 355 00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:25,676 but we do not think 356 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,746 And I think I slipped a thing 357 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,748 I hope you picked up. 358 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,483 - Well, there was a lot 359 00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:35,087 Was there also code that tells 360 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,655 - Yes, 361 00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:37,856 But thanks. 362 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,858 - Thank you so much. 363 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,561 - Thank you. 364 00:17:42,594 --> 00:17:45,597 [cheers and applause] 365 00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:49,134 We've still got all kinds 366 00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:51,870 including a finale 367 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,205 so stick around. 368 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:57,776 ♪ ♪ 369 00:18:00,712 --> 00:18:03,248 [jazz music] 370 00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:06,051 ♪ ♪ 371 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,554 - It's time for another act 372 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:11,023 with two of the greatest minds 373 00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:14,860 Let's see who wins. 374 00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:20,833 - Ask yourself, what's 375 00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:23,869 That's not exactly 376 00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:27,072 The magic world 377 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,141 There are so many magicians 378 00:18:29,174 --> 00:18:31,944 that are not white males. 379 00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:33,445 A teacher of mine once said 380 00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:36,081 if you feel you don't 381 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,149 create it. 382 00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:38,550 So we did. 383 00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:39,751 We got a church basement, 384 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,286 and we got 385 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,956 some old carpets, 386 00:18:43,989 --> 00:18:45,757 And it really took off. 387 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,960 This is everyone 388 00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:50,629 Every nationality, ethnicity, 389 00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:52,231 and type of magic. 390 00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:55,501 The largest magic venue 391 00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:57,336 about booking their talent, 392 00:18:57,369 --> 00:18:59,071 so I showed them this poster. 393 00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:01,907 After five minutes, 394 00:19:02,774 --> 00:19:04,743 And now I book all the acts, 395 00:19:04,776 --> 00:19:07,079 and most nights, 396 00:19:07,112 --> 00:19:08,413 which is fantastic. 397 00:19:08,447 --> 00:19:09,748 Tonight, I'm bringing a trick 398 00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:12,718 that some magician friends 399 00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:15,120 Maybe it can help me 400 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,256 of fooling Penn and Teller. 401 00:19:17,289 --> 00:19:18,757 ♪ ♪ 402 00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:21,827 [cheers and applause] 403 00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:25,664 - Welcome back 404 00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:28,167 Benjamin Barnes. 405 00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:31,236 - Hi, Penn and Teller. 406 00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:34,006 You probably know 407 00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:37,342 that magicians are sneaky. 408 00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:38,944 They like to cheat. 409 00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:41,446 You notice I said "they." 410 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,482 I don't include myself 411 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:46,718 because tonight, 412 00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:49,888 the world's fairest card trick. 413 00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:53,192 I will perform it in a manner 414 00:19:53,225 --> 00:19:57,229 that you will doubt the 415 00:19:57,262 --> 00:20:00,332 For example, this begins... 416 00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:04,670 with a factory-sealed pack. 417 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,572 That seems fair, right? 418 00:20:07,739 --> 00:20:11,043 Of course, when working 419 00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:14,580 you know that the top two cards 420 00:20:14,613 --> 00:20:16,048 are advertisements, 421 00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:19,251 and the bottom two are jokers. 422 00:20:19,284 --> 00:20:21,019 And if you look 423 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:24,590 starting at the face, 424 00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:27,559 that the pack 425 00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:30,529 But of course, 426 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:34,333 the cards need to be shuffled. 427 00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:35,968 But if I do it, 428 00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:39,371 you might suspect me of using 429 00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:41,673 that looks like the real thing 430 00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:44,142 but isn't. 431 00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:46,979 But of course, if I were 432 00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:49,514 now that would be fair. 433 00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:50,949 Don't you agree? 434 00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:53,051 Alyson, would you please 435 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,453 - Yes. 436 00:20:54,486 --> 00:20:57,222 - Lovely to see you. 437 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,790 - I'm going to give you 438 00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:00,058 - Okay. 439 00:21:00,058 --> 00:21:01,226 - Now I want you to give them 440 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,227 - Oh, gosh. 441 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,795 You're asking a lot from me. 442 00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:06,231 - Okay, we're not judging. 443 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,533 They're slippery. 444 00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:10,035 - However 445 00:21:10,068 --> 00:21:12,771 - I--I mean, 446 00:21:12,804 --> 00:21:14,740 is the most comfortable. 447 00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:17,576 - I've actually practiced, 448 00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:19,244 Oh, my God, it's so bad. 449 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,613 Now, Alyson, 450 00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:23,615 of the cards? 451 00:21:23,649 --> 00:21:26,585 - Neither do I. 452 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:27,886 May I? 453 00:21:27,919 --> 00:21:30,122 - Okay. I can feel your relief. 454 00:21:30,155 --> 00:21:31,356 - Yeah. 455 00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:33,225 Now, Alyson, you're going 456 00:21:33,258 --> 00:21:35,260 in the fairest way imaginable. 457 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,129 I'm going to take the joker, 458 00:21:37,162 --> 00:21:39,731 and I'm going to run it 459 00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:41,700 - Okay. 460 00:21:41,733 --> 00:21:43,235 - Okay. 461 00:21:43,268 --> 00:21:44,369 Stop. 462 00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:45,370 - Yes. 463 00:21:45,404 --> 00:21:47,105 - Now, Alyson, 464 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,607 is a card. 465 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,709 Your fairly selected card. 466 00:21:50,742 --> 00:21:54,112 I'm going to lift my hand 467 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:56,214 and I can't. 468 00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:57,416 - Now remember that card, 469 00:21:57,449 --> 00:21:58,417 - Yes. 470 00:21:58,450 --> 00:21:59,451 Now at this point, Alyson, 471 00:21:59,484 --> 00:22:01,053 it's only fair that I tell you 472 00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:03,322 that while I don't know 473 00:22:03,355 --> 00:22:05,857 I do have an idea 474 00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:08,694 I want you to change that 475 00:22:08,727 --> 00:22:10,195 [both chuckling] 476 00:22:10,228 --> 00:22:12,364 - You're asking a lot of me. 477 00:22:12,397 --> 00:22:13,999 Okay, hold on, 478 00:22:14,032 --> 00:22:15,133 - Okay, let's see. Let's see. 479 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,069 - This is my redemption 480 00:22:17,102 --> 00:22:18,670 Nope, it's not. 481 00:22:18,704 --> 00:22:19,971 That's not bad. 482 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:22,341 - Now, Alyson, do you know 483 00:22:22,374 --> 00:22:24,543 in the pack now? 484 00:22:24,576 --> 00:22:26,545 - Neither do I. 485 00:22:26,578 --> 00:22:28,947 Now, if I were 486 00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:30,816 I could do something sneaky, 487 00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:32,250 but I want to be fair. 488 00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:35,187 So, Alyson, I'm gonna ask you 489 00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:39,491 to put the cards back 490 00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:42,761 Very good. I'm gonna ask you 491 00:22:44,129 --> 00:22:46,398 Fantastic. 492 00:22:46,431 --> 00:22:47,532 On the end of the pen 493 00:22:47,566 --> 00:22:48,867 Just take the label. 494 00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:50,902 I'm gonna ask you 495 00:22:50,936 --> 00:22:52,504 with that label. 496 00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:55,674 ♪ ♪ 497 00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:57,442 And lastly... 498 00:22:57,476 --> 00:22:58,577 - Good job. 499 00:22:58,610 --> 00:22:59,911 - Lastly, 500 00:22:59,945 --> 00:23:01,913 I want you to write 501 00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:03,482 - On the label? 502 00:23:03,515 --> 00:23:04,549 - Okay. 503 00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:09,020 I wrote my married initials. 504 00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:10,255 - There you go. 505 00:23:10,288 --> 00:23:11,256 - No, you're good. You're good. 506 00:23:11,289 --> 00:23:13,859 Now, Alyson, 507 00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:16,928 I want you to reach 508 00:23:16,962 --> 00:23:18,630 and confirm 509 00:23:18,663 --> 00:23:21,166 that it is absolutely empty. 510 00:23:21,199 --> 00:23:23,802 - Totally empty. 511 00:23:23,835 --> 00:23:25,237 I want you to reach 512 00:23:25,270 --> 00:23:27,372 and confirm that aside 513 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,241 it is otherwise empty. 514 00:23:29,274 --> 00:23:30,242 - Yep. 515 00:23:30,275 --> 00:23:32,878 - Penn and Teller, I ask you, 516 00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:37,182 what could be more fair 517 00:23:37,215 --> 00:23:39,584 Nothing. 518 00:23:39,618 --> 00:23:43,355 My hand is empty. 519 00:23:43,388 --> 00:23:48,460 Check this out. 520 00:23:48,493 --> 00:23:49,628 Let's see. 521 00:23:51,563 --> 00:23:55,367 Alyson, take the pack 522 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,002 Is it sealed? 523 00:23:57,035 --> 00:23:58,437 - Do you see 524 00:23:58,470 --> 00:24:00,005 - Yes. 525 00:24:01,540 --> 00:24:03,141 - Oops. 526 00:24:03,175 --> 00:24:04,810 - Take the cards 527 00:24:04,843 --> 00:24:06,645 - Okay. 528 00:24:06,678 --> 00:24:07,746 - I'll get rid of the box. 529 00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:10,182 Now look through the cards. 530 00:24:10,215 --> 00:24:12,284 Yes or no, have you seen 531 00:24:12,317 --> 00:24:13,652 - No. 532 00:24:13,685 --> 00:24:15,587 Okay, keep going. 533 00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:16,588 - No. 534 00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:17,756 - Alyson, for the first time, 535 00:24:17,789 --> 00:24:19,925 name your card. 536 00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:21,159 - And that, Penn and Teller, 537 00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:24,396 is the world's fairest 538 00:24:24,429 --> 00:24:27,499 [cheers and applause] 539 00:24:27,532 --> 00:24:30,802 - Wow, Benjamin Barnes. 540 00:24:32,404 --> 00:24:34,239 That's so good. 541 00:24:34,272 --> 00:24:35,540 - I know, 542 00:24:35,574 --> 00:24:37,008 - Oh, well... 543 00:24:37,042 --> 00:24:38,910 All right, 544 00:24:38,944 --> 00:24:40,545 - [laughs] Yes, you did. 545 00:24:40,579 --> 00:24:43,515 - So you've been a magician 546 00:24:43,548 --> 00:24:45,517 Do you believe in sharing 547 00:24:45,550 --> 00:24:46,985 or keeping it secret? 548 00:24:47,018 --> 00:24:50,188 - I believe absolutely 549 00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:53,391 I'm only here tonight 550 00:24:53,425 --> 00:24:56,361 I feel an obligation 551 00:24:56,394 --> 00:24:58,763 to share 552 00:24:58,797 --> 00:25:01,366 - Are you a student 553 00:25:01,399 --> 00:25:04,102 - Oh, yes. 554 00:25:04,135 --> 00:25:06,838 I like going back hundreds 555 00:25:06,872 --> 00:25:08,807 The trick that I did 556 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:13,311 uses techniques that are so old 557 00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:14,679 - Wow. 558 00:25:14,713 --> 00:25:16,281 - I've fooled 559 00:25:16,314 --> 00:25:17,682 I've shown that trick to. 560 00:25:17,716 --> 00:25:19,484 We'll see 561 00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:20,852 - True. 562 00:25:20,886 --> 00:25:24,456 Okay, Benjamin, let's go 563 00:25:24,489 --> 00:25:25,957 and see if you fooled them. 564 00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:30,729 - Hey, Benjamin, 565 00:25:30,762 --> 00:25:32,797 great presentation of that. 566 00:25:32,831 --> 00:25:36,067 I mean, it is just so fair 567 00:25:36,101 --> 00:25:39,804 and so, so open 568 00:25:39,838 --> 00:25:43,975 And you're just, as our mentor, 569 00:25:44,009 --> 00:25:46,912 you just close all the doors 570 00:25:46,945 --> 00:25:49,681 And it seems like 571 00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:52,851 and you were such 572 00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:55,420 that it's just beautiful 573 00:25:55,453 --> 00:25:58,490 And we don't think 574 00:25:58,523 --> 00:26:01,326 And I think I put 575 00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:04,563 but did we tell you enough 576 00:26:04,596 --> 00:26:05,564 - Um... 577 00:26:05,597 --> 00:26:07,098 - Oh, yeah, also we think-- 578 00:26:07,132 --> 00:26:09,067 how do I want to say 579 00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:11,603 that there is something, um, 580 00:26:11,636 --> 00:26:14,706 unusual about 581 00:26:16,174 --> 00:26:18,209 - You gentlemen... 582 00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:21,246 are not even close. 583 00:26:21,279 --> 00:26:24,115 - [laughs] 584 00:26:24,149 --> 00:26:25,283 - You are not close. 585 00:26:25,317 --> 00:26:26,484 - I'll try say it 586 00:26:26,518 --> 00:26:28,820 There's no rough or smooth? 587 00:26:28,853 --> 00:26:29,888 - No. 588 00:26:31,056 --> 00:26:32,991 And my jacket, 589 00:26:33,024 --> 00:26:35,093 - It's totally legit? 590 00:26:35,126 --> 00:26:36,595 - Oh, I'll take your word. 591 00:26:36,628 --> 00:26:38,830 But... 592 00:26:38,863 --> 00:26:40,899 really? 593 00:26:40,932 --> 00:26:41,933 - [gasps] 594 00:26:41,967 --> 00:26:43,468 - You fooled us. 595 00:26:43,501 --> 00:26:45,003 [cheers and applause] 596 00:26:45,036 --> 00:26:47,439 - You're a Fooler! 597 00:26:47,472 --> 00:26:48,607 Great trick. 598 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:49,975 - You gotta teach us. 599 00:26:50,008 --> 00:26:52,444 - You've gotta teach us that. 600 00:26:52,477 --> 00:26:53,778 It's really good. 601 00:26:53,812 --> 00:26:56,581 - Oh, life is good. Thank you. 602 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:59,284 - Benjamin Barnes. 603 00:26:59,317 --> 00:27:02,153 [cheers and applause] 604 00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:05,323 On this day in magic history, 605 00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:08,593 Penn and Teller just gave away 606 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,495 Will history repeat itself? 607 00:27:10,528 --> 00:27:12,364 Come back and find out. 608 00:27:12,397 --> 00:27:16,935 ♪ ♪ 609 00:27:19,938 --> 00:27:22,907 [jazz music] 610 00:27:22,941 --> 00:27:25,110 ♪ ♪ 611 00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:26,211 - Welcome back. 612 00:27:26,244 --> 00:27:28,580 If our next magician fools 613 00:27:28,613 --> 00:27:30,415 they'll be 614 00:27:30,448 --> 00:27:34,152 Can the streak continue? 615 00:27:36,287 --> 00:27:38,690 - Hey, 616 00:27:38,723 --> 00:27:41,259 and I'm going to Las Vegas 617 00:27:41,292 --> 00:27:42,260 [record scratching] 618 00:27:42,293 --> 00:27:43,962 Did you get that? All right. 619 00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:46,698 I have the best fake job 620 00:27:46,731 --> 00:27:49,567 People actually pay me 621 00:27:49,601 --> 00:27:51,603 and pretend 622 00:27:51,636 --> 00:27:53,304 But when COVID hit, 623 00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:55,540 I went from doing 624 00:27:55,573 --> 00:27:57,275 to being a stay-at-home dad. 625 00:27:57,308 --> 00:27:59,778 On the bright side, 626 00:27:59,811 --> 00:28:01,146 with my kids. 627 00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:02,981 - So many dad jokes. 628 00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:04,883 - But we made it. 629 00:28:04,916 --> 00:28:06,184 - We made it. 630 00:28:06,217 --> 00:28:07,852 - Now that life is getting 631 00:28:07,886 --> 00:28:10,655 I have a show in D.C. 632 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,624 Of course, 633 00:28:12,657 --> 00:28:15,026 I'll never be the best liar. 634 00:28:15,060 --> 00:28:17,228 Penn, Teller, 635 00:28:17,262 --> 00:28:18,763 'cause I'm coming for you. 636 00:28:20,065 --> 00:28:21,499 Kids, it's time to go. 637 00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:24,736 ♪ ♪ 638 00:28:24,769 --> 00:28:28,339 [cheers and applause] 639 00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:31,810 - Give it up for D.C.'s 640 00:28:31,843 --> 00:28:33,878 Brian Curry. 641 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:36,548 - Thank you very much. 642 00:28:36,581 --> 00:28:38,717 I think everyone 643 00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:41,753 knows that you guys 644 00:28:41,786 --> 00:28:43,254 And as a fake mind reader, 645 00:28:43,288 --> 00:28:45,323 I can think of nothing 646 00:28:45,356 --> 00:28:47,592 than trying to turn you 647 00:28:47,625 --> 00:28:49,127 true fake believers. 648 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:50,762 Penn, would you mind 649 00:28:50,795 --> 00:28:52,230 - I'd be happy to. 650 00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:58,336 - How's it going? 651 00:28:58,369 --> 00:29:00,038 - It's nice to meet you. 652 00:29:00,071 --> 00:29:02,107 - Now you're a skeptic. 653 00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:03,808 - Which means you don't believe 654 00:29:03,842 --> 00:29:04,843 - No, I don't. 655 00:29:04,876 --> 00:29:06,644 - Horoscopes or fortune cookies 656 00:29:06,678 --> 00:29:08,113 or vaccinations or global-- 657 00:29:08,146 --> 00:29:11,216 - No, vaccinations 658 00:29:11,249 --> 00:29:12,784 I believe in both of those. 659 00:29:12,817 --> 00:29:16,154 - Yeah, I know, that joke was 660 00:29:16,187 --> 00:29:19,657 Now, the Teller we see on TV, 661 00:29:19,691 --> 00:29:20,959 that you know. 662 00:29:20,992 --> 00:29:22,360 - You guys have been together 663 00:29:22,393 --> 00:29:24,562 Over, what, 40 years? 664 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:26,664 Actually 47 665 00:29:26,698 --> 00:29:27,966 - That's incredible. 666 00:29:27,999 --> 00:29:29,567 You're relationship's coming up 667 00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:31,302 so congratulations. 668 00:29:31,336 --> 00:29:33,438 Now, they say after two years, 669 00:29:33,471 --> 00:29:34,839 a psychic bond. 670 00:29:34,873 --> 00:29:36,474 - I bet there are times, Penn, 671 00:29:36,508 --> 00:29:39,677 where, Teller, you know exactly 672 00:29:40,812 --> 00:29:42,447 I want to you to take a second 673 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,415 you would use 674 00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:45,583 - Okay. 675 00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:47,352 - Now think 676 00:29:47,385 --> 00:29:48,620 - Okay. 677 00:29:48,653 --> 00:29:49,788 - Have you got one word? 678 00:29:49,821 --> 00:29:51,623 - Um...yes. 679 00:29:51,656 --> 00:29:53,124 - I'm gonna have you write 680 00:29:53,158 --> 00:29:54,993 Not that I don't trust you-- 681 00:29:55,026 --> 00:29:56,094 maybe I should change it. 682 00:29:56,127 --> 00:29:57,095 - You wanna switch 683 00:29:57,128 --> 00:29:58,530 - Maybe I should. 684 00:30:00,198 --> 00:30:02,100 Yeah, I think I can spell it. 685 00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:03,802 I have an envelope 686 00:30:03,835 --> 00:30:05,603 Even if you could, 687 00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:08,306 is a another envelope which 688 00:30:08,339 --> 00:30:09,741 Inside of that's a card. 689 00:30:09,774 --> 00:30:12,243 Would you write your word 690 00:30:13,378 --> 00:30:15,246 - I'm gonna write a word 691 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:16,247 - Perfect. 692 00:30:16,281 --> 00:30:17,448 - And we're not gonna look. 693 00:30:17,482 --> 00:30:18,883 Now, Teller, 694 00:30:18,917 --> 00:30:20,251 I don't know 695 00:30:20,285 --> 00:30:21,252 I'm not a mind reader. 696 00:30:21,286 --> 00:30:23,388 I'm, like, barely a mind user. 697 00:30:24,255 --> 00:30:25,623 Are we good, Penn? 698 00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:27,592 - Yes, we are. 699 00:30:27,625 --> 00:30:29,227 - Okay. 700 00:30:29,260 --> 00:30:31,763 And I will take 701 00:30:31,796 --> 00:30:33,031 - Okay. 702 00:30:33,064 --> 00:30:35,166 Now, the truth is, 703 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,135 I'm a skeptic. 704 00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:38,870 I'm like an attractive Penn. 705 00:30:38,903 --> 00:30:40,538 Now, if you could-- 706 00:30:40,572 --> 00:30:42,106 I'm gonna place this envelope, 707 00:30:42,140 --> 00:30:43,308 If you could face forward 708 00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:44,742 Hold this up against your body. 709 00:30:44,776 --> 00:30:46,778 And in your mind, 710 00:30:46,811 --> 00:30:48,179 how many letters 711 00:30:48,213 --> 00:30:49,881 Don't say it out loud, 712 00:30:49,914 --> 00:30:51,916 count how many letters 713 00:30:51,950 --> 00:30:53,451 - Okay. 714 00:30:53,484 --> 00:30:56,387 Yes or no, the word you wrote 715 00:30:56,421 --> 00:30:57,655 - No. 716 00:30:57,689 --> 00:30:59,557 - No, but-- 717 00:30:59,591 --> 00:31:02,427 but it does begin with three 718 00:31:02,460 --> 00:31:03,862 - Well, yes. 719 00:31:03,895 --> 00:31:05,330 We're gonna call that a hit. 720 00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:07,098 Now focus on the first letter 721 00:31:07,131 --> 00:31:08,566 Pardon me, 722 00:31:10,301 --> 00:31:12,237 I'm getting something... 723 00:31:12,270 --> 00:31:14,706 all over my hands, ew. 724 00:31:14,739 --> 00:31:16,374 Is it start with an "S"? 725 00:31:16,407 --> 00:31:17,609 - Yes, it does. 726 00:31:17,642 --> 00:31:18,843 I can't believe it. 727 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:19,777 Look, historically, thinking's 728 00:31:19,811 --> 00:31:21,279 You're doing so great. 729 00:31:21,312 --> 00:31:23,214 Now, I want you 730 00:31:23,248 --> 00:31:24,415 because behind your head, 731 00:31:24,449 --> 00:31:26,351 I'm going to write 732 00:31:26,384 --> 00:31:28,887 so that everyone 733 00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:31,923 what you think about Teller. 734 00:31:31,956 --> 00:31:38,997 ♪ ♪ 735 00:31:46,104 --> 00:31:48,106 Now, let's be honest. 736 00:31:48,139 --> 00:31:50,241 You and I both know 737 00:31:50,275 --> 00:31:51,976 So if the word 738 00:31:52,010 --> 00:31:55,013 happens to match the word 739 00:31:55,046 --> 00:31:56,381 I'm not gonna use 740 00:31:56,414 --> 00:31:58,416 but I'd be okay if you did. 741 00:31:58,449 --> 00:32:00,485 - Okay. 742 00:32:00,518 --> 00:32:02,086 - Sneaky. 743 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:03,888 - Sneaky. 744 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:05,089 - Goodness gracious. 745 00:32:05,123 --> 00:32:06,524 - Thank you so much. 746 00:32:06,557 --> 00:32:07,959 Thank you. 747 00:32:07,992 --> 00:32:11,296 - Goodness. Sneaky. Sneaky. 748 00:32:11,329 --> 00:32:13,097 He is and you are. Sneaky. 749 00:32:13,131 --> 00:32:16,200 - Brian Curry. 750 00:32:16,234 --> 00:32:18,503 [cheers and applause] 751 00:32:18,536 --> 00:32:21,406 So why did you decide 752 00:32:21,439 --> 00:32:23,608 - Oh, so there's you on stage, 753 00:32:23,641 --> 00:32:25,610 and everyone--you're like 754 00:32:25,643 --> 00:32:27,512 I would hate someone 755 00:32:27,545 --> 00:32:29,180 - Aw. 756 00:32:29,213 --> 00:32:30,682 But it seems ethically 757 00:32:30,715 --> 00:32:32,717 pick on somebody 758 00:32:32,750 --> 00:32:34,285 - Oh, he can. 759 00:32:34,319 --> 00:32:37,355 You're from D.C. You must play 760 00:32:37,388 --> 00:32:39,824 - I do. 761 00:32:39,857 --> 00:32:42,927 but D.C. celebrities, so we're 762 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:44,929 We're talking politicians. 763 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:47,665 So it's slightly different, 764 00:32:47,699 --> 00:32:50,034 - So do you ever get nervous 765 00:32:50,068 --> 00:32:51,869 - I'm terrified right now. 766 00:32:51,903 --> 00:32:53,371 - I am. 767 00:32:53,404 --> 00:32:55,473 - I am done performing. 768 00:32:55,506 --> 00:32:57,508 But it's still--I'm excited. 769 00:32:57,542 --> 00:32:59,243 I got to perform 770 00:32:59,277 --> 00:33:00,712 in the same room as two 771 00:33:00,745 --> 00:33:01,813 - Aw. 772 00:33:01,846 --> 00:33:03,114 - I'm talking 773 00:33:03,147 --> 00:33:05,249 Like, I may not fool them, 774 00:33:05,283 --> 00:33:06,384 but still feels like a win, 775 00:33:06,417 --> 00:33:07,885 you know? 776 00:33:07,919 --> 00:33:10,421 Let's see if Penn and Teller 777 00:33:11,322 --> 00:33:12,623 - Hey, there, Brian. 778 00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:14,892 - Nice being up there with you. 779 00:33:14,926 --> 00:33:18,196 Real good thing. 780 00:33:18,229 --> 00:33:22,900 You know, we get disgusted by, 781 00:33:22,934 --> 00:33:24,335 the fact that we're skeptics. 782 00:33:24,369 --> 00:33:26,738 People that claim 783 00:33:26,771 --> 00:33:28,639 don't interest us in any way. 784 00:33:28,673 --> 00:33:31,743 Not only is it morally wrong, 785 00:33:31,776 --> 00:33:33,811 You want to be funny 786 00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:37,315 But also, a lot of mentalists 787 00:33:37,348 --> 00:33:42,186 to use high tech stuff, 788 00:33:42,220 --> 00:33:44,956 and they've got little devices 789 00:33:44,989 --> 00:33:47,291 and they've got all sorts 790 00:33:47,325 --> 00:33:49,660 and all sorts of iPhone stuff. 791 00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:52,497 And it just get so, so tedious. 792 00:33:52,530 --> 00:33:56,000 And you did this the real, 793 00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:57,301 with skill. 794 00:33:57,335 --> 00:34:00,471 And you did sleight of hand, 795 00:34:00,505 --> 00:34:04,042 and, you know, 796 00:34:04,075 --> 00:34:06,911 on top of all the clever stuff 797 00:34:06,944 --> 00:34:10,481 But you know, 798 00:34:10,514 --> 00:34:13,751 that Teller and I've been 799 00:34:13,784 --> 00:34:19,190 And also, the word 800 00:34:19,223 --> 00:34:24,128 And I have not spent 47 years 801 00:34:24,161 --> 00:34:28,232 to be fooled by someone else 802 00:34:28,266 --> 00:34:29,734 who's also that close to me. 803 00:34:29,766 --> 00:34:35,072 So if you really had 804 00:34:35,106 --> 00:34:36,774 do you think you fooled us? 805 00:34:37,809 --> 00:34:39,811 - I didn't fool you, 806 00:34:39,844 --> 00:34:41,344 Thank you, guys. 807 00:34:41,379 --> 00:34:43,748 - Thank you so much. 808 00:34:43,781 --> 00:34:45,583 Brian Curry! 809 00:34:45,616 --> 00:34:48,085 [cheers and applause] 810 00:34:48,786 --> 00:34:51,489 Penn and Teller get top billing 811 00:34:51,522 --> 00:34:54,225 We make them earn it 812 00:34:54,257 --> 00:34:55,592 with a trick of their own. 813 00:34:55,626 --> 00:34:56,960 You don't wanna miss it. 814 00:34:56,994 --> 00:35:01,466 ♪ ♪ 815 00:35:04,469 --> 00:35:06,938 [jazz music] 816 00:35:06,971 --> 00:35:10,241 ♪ ♪ 817 00:35:10,274 --> 00:35:11,609 - Welcome back. 818 00:35:11,642 --> 00:35:14,812 For decades, Penn and Teller 819 00:35:14,846 --> 00:35:16,147 the world over. 820 00:35:16,180 --> 00:35:19,217 They could just sit back 821 00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:22,186 But they continue 822 00:35:22,220 --> 00:35:24,989 new ways to astound and amaze, 823 00:35:25,022 --> 00:35:27,758 so give it up 824 00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:29,160 [cheers and applause] 825 00:35:29,193 --> 00:35:30,461 - Oh, thank you. 826 00:35:30,495 --> 00:35:31,963 Thank you, Alyson, 827 00:35:31,996 --> 00:35:33,231 It has been decades. 828 00:35:33,264 --> 00:35:36,434 You know, between us, 829 00:35:36,467 --> 00:35:38,870 of experience in magic. 830 00:35:38,903 --> 00:35:41,672 But one thing the show 831 00:35:41,706 --> 00:35:43,441 is when it comes to cards, 832 00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:46,177 we are not the best 833 00:35:46,210 --> 00:35:47,612 You've seen some of the people 834 00:35:47,645 --> 00:35:48,980 They've been astonishing, 835 00:35:49,013 --> 00:35:51,015 really good 836 00:35:51,048 --> 00:35:52,283 And we're not among them. 837 00:35:52,316 --> 00:35:54,252 But we've been thinking 838 00:35:54,285 --> 00:35:56,787 the best at cards 839 00:35:56,821 --> 00:36:00,525 So we've been working 840 00:36:00,558 --> 00:36:03,561 to not be the best 841 00:36:03,594 --> 00:36:05,363 but rather, to be the best 842 00:36:05,396 --> 00:36:07,932 at sleight of foot. 843 00:36:07,965 --> 00:36:11,602 And I'm gonna tell you, Alyson, 844 00:36:11,636 --> 00:36:12,837 at sleight of foot. 845 00:36:12,870 --> 00:36:15,106 No one can touch us 846 00:36:15,139 --> 00:36:16,908 We haven't see anybody 847 00:36:16,941 --> 00:36:19,644 in all these seasons 848 00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:21,913 with cards as well 849 00:36:21,946 --> 00:36:24,215 So examine that deck of cards, 850 00:36:24,248 --> 00:36:25,416 Make sure it's sealed. 851 00:36:25,449 --> 00:36:26,651 - Right out of the factory-- 852 00:36:26,684 --> 00:36:27,785 Now watch this, 853 00:36:27,818 --> 00:36:28,886 - Oh, my. 854 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,788 Open the deck 855 00:36:30,821 --> 00:36:32,623 A lot of times, 856 00:36:32,657 --> 00:36:34,025 about just 857 00:36:34,058 --> 00:36:35,693 Teller opens the deck 858 00:36:35,726 --> 00:36:38,296 He's jut gonna get a hold 859 00:36:38,329 --> 00:36:39,931 We can't do that. 860 00:36:39,964 --> 00:36:41,966 Alyson, open the--take the 861 00:36:41,999 --> 00:36:43,367 - Okay. 862 00:36:43,401 --> 00:36:44,936 with our feet, you can't 863 00:36:44,969 --> 00:36:46,804 - Yeah, barely. 864 00:36:46,837 --> 00:36:48,306 We don't even need that. 865 00:36:48,339 --> 00:36:50,141 Whoa, disappears. It's gone. 866 00:36:50,174 --> 00:36:51,475 Now we're gonna see the seal. 867 00:36:51,509 --> 00:36:53,110 The seal is sealed there, 868 00:36:53,144 --> 00:36:54,478 - Yeah. 869 00:36:54,512 --> 00:36:56,747 Now we're gonna break the seal 870 00:36:56,781 --> 00:36:58,449 Watch as we hold this in place, 871 00:36:58,482 --> 00:37:00,284 and Teller's just going to... 872 00:37:00,318 --> 00:37:02,053 with his toes. 873 00:37:02,086 --> 00:37:03,588 We can't do that, Alyson. 874 00:37:03,621 --> 00:37:04,956 Would you break the seal 875 00:37:04,989 --> 00:37:08,159 And then fold the top flap back 876 00:37:08,192 --> 00:37:09,794 Fold it back all the way. 877 00:37:09,827 --> 00:37:11,462 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, 878 00:37:11,495 --> 00:37:13,564 Fold them back all the way. 879 00:37:13,598 --> 00:37:14,699 - Good. 880 00:37:14,732 --> 00:37:16,934 - Side ones too, 881 00:37:16,968 --> 00:37:19,804 we will take the cards 882 00:37:19,837 --> 00:37:21,005 Watch this, Alyson. 883 00:37:21,038 --> 00:37:22,974 Just gonna flip it over, 884 00:37:23,007 --> 00:37:24,175 all the cards... 885 00:37:24,208 --> 00:37:25,910 it not only takes special feet, 886 00:37:25,943 --> 00:37:28,079 it takes stomach muscles too. 887 00:37:28,112 --> 00:37:30,014 Just don't worry, Alyson. 888 00:37:30,047 --> 00:37:31,749 The cards come out of the box. 889 00:37:31,782 --> 00:37:33,084 - Beautiful, beautiful. 890 00:37:33,117 --> 00:37:34,952 Boom, it's gone, disappears. 891 00:37:34,986 --> 00:37:36,420 - Advertising card gone. 892 00:37:36,454 --> 00:37:39,457 This is--joker gone. 893 00:37:39,490 --> 00:37:41,525 Okay, and now 894 00:37:41,559 --> 00:37:43,127 and put them down there 895 00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:44,362 - Okay. 896 00:37:44,395 --> 00:37:45,630 Make them nice and even. 897 00:37:45,663 --> 00:37:47,898 And then you're gonna see 898 00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:49,267 Sleight of foot! 899 00:37:49,300 --> 00:37:51,636 Best in the world, watch this. 900 00:37:52,970 --> 00:37:54,105 - [laughs] 901 00:37:54,138 --> 00:37:55,873 - The sound is perfect, 902 00:37:55,906 --> 00:37:57,108 - It's amazing. 903 00:37:57,141 --> 00:37:58,643 - They're already mixed up 904 00:37:58,676 --> 00:38:00,411 And now we're gonna 905 00:38:00,444 --> 00:38:01,679 I'll just fan them. 906 00:38:01,712 --> 00:38:03,180 Wow, look at that. 907 00:38:03,214 --> 00:38:05,249 Doesn't that look good? 908 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,718 Now just take any card 909 00:38:07,752 --> 00:38:08,853 Just pick a card up. 910 00:38:08,886 --> 00:38:10,154 - What if I wanted 911 00:38:10,187 --> 00:38:12,590 - Pick any card you want. 912 00:38:12,623 --> 00:38:14,225 - Sure, take the card, 913 00:38:14,258 --> 00:38:16,227 and then show it to the camera. 914 00:38:16,260 --> 00:38:18,396 Okay, memorize. 915 00:38:18,429 --> 00:38:19,597 Show it to the camera. 916 00:38:19,630 --> 00:38:20,998 Okay, Alyson, put it back down. 917 00:38:21,032 --> 00:38:22,400 - Right there, 918 00:38:22,433 --> 00:38:23,834 with a table wash, Alyson. 919 00:38:23,868 --> 00:38:25,136 This is a table wash. 920 00:38:25,169 --> 00:38:27,271 This is what they do in big, 921 00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:28,572 They do a big table. 922 00:38:28,606 --> 00:38:31,242 When there's dozens of dollars 923 00:38:31,275 --> 00:38:32,943 they do a table wash. 924 00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:35,479 We are doing a table wash 925 00:38:35,513 --> 00:38:37,248 Okay, thank you, Alyson. 926 00:38:37,281 --> 00:38:38,349 We mixed them all up. 927 00:38:38,382 --> 00:38:39,483 You don't know 928 00:38:39,517 --> 00:38:40,484 Is that your card there, 929 00:38:40,518 --> 00:38:41,919 - No, it's not. 930 00:38:41,952 --> 00:38:43,387 - The four of hearts went 931 00:38:43,421 --> 00:38:46,090 Okay, that's not--get it away. 932 00:38:46,123 --> 00:38:48,726 Okay, now, Alyson, you haven't 933 00:38:48,759 --> 00:38:49,827 It's mixed up in there. 934 00:38:49,860 --> 00:38:51,195 - But I have, Alyson. 935 00:38:51,228 --> 00:38:54,965 Watch this sleight of foot, 936 00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:56,701 And is that your card? 937 00:38:56,734 --> 00:38:57,835 Is that your card? 938 00:38:57,868 --> 00:38:59,437 - No. 939 00:38:59,470 --> 00:39:01,105 Well, we'll get it. 940 00:39:01,138 --> 00:39:03,007 Is, uh...is uh... 941 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:04,809 is that your card, Alyson? 942 00:39:04,842 --> 00:39:06,143 - I'm scared. 943 00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:08,279 No-- 944 00:39:08,312 --> 00:39:09,613 Now, Alyson, 945 00:39:09,647 --> 00:39:10,848 We'll get it all mixed up. 946 00:39:10,881 --> 00:39:12,950 Alyson, grab, like, 947 00:39:12,983 --> 00:39:14,018 in each hand, in each hand. 948 00:39:14,051 --> 00:39:15,086 Just all in a mess. 949 00:39:15,119 --> 00:39:16,153 - I'm gonna count to three, 950 00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:17,588 then throw them high 951 00:39:17,621 --> 00:39:19,156 We're gonna catch your selected 952 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:20,658 - Okay. 953 00:39:20,691 --> 00:39:21,659 - Why? 954 00:39:21,692 --> 00:39:22,860 - Right. 955 00:39:22,893 --> 00:39:23,961 in the world 956 00:39:23,994 --> 00:39:25,029 - You guys are! 957 00:39:25,062 --> 00:39:26,564 One, two, three. 958 00:39:26,597 --> 00:39:27,565 - Whee! 959 00:39:27,598 --> 00:39:28,866 - Boom, we got it, Alyson. 960 00:39:28,899 --> 00:39:30,067 We got it. 961 00:39:30,101 --> 00:39:31,769 Is that your card, Alyson? 962 00:39:31,802 --> 00:39:33,771 - Okay, 963 00:39:33,804 --> 00:39:36,440 Okay, these are faceup. 964 00:39:36,474 --> 00:39:38,809 That's gone too, Alyson. 965 00:39:38,843 --> 00:39:41,579 Now, this is the big--I'm 966 00:39:41,612 --> 00:39:43,114 And right there... 967 00:39:43,147 --> 00:39:45,282 is that your card, Alyson? 968 00:39:45,316 --> 00:39:46,550 - No. 969 00:39:46,584 --> 00:39:48,018 Is that your card, 970 00:39:48,052 --> 00:39:49,120 - No. 971 00:39:49,153 --> 00:39:50,254 The six of--okay, 972 00:39:50,287 --> 00:39:51,622 - How many guesses do you have? 973 00:39:51,655 --> 00:39:53,224 - Is that your card, Alyson? 974 00:39:53,257 --> 00:39:54,492 Is that your card, Alyson? 975 00:39:54,525 --> 00:39:56,527 - Which one? 976 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,062 Is that your card, Alyson? 977 00:39:58,095 --> 00:39:59,697 The king of spades. 978 00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:02,066 - You know why, Alyson? 979 00:40:02,099 --> 00:40:03,667 - Who's the best? 980 00:40:03,701 --> 00:40:05,736 - Okay, take that card. 981 00:40:05,770 --> 00:40:07,271 Applaud. 982 00:40:07,304 --> 00:40:08,506 - Take it with your feet! 983 00:40:08,539 --> 00:40:09,673 - With your feet. 984 00:40:09,707 --> 00:40:10,841 well, we're out of time, 985 00:40:10,875 --> 00:40:12,443 and I need to get 986 00:40:12,476 --> 00:40:14,178 - The best! 987 00:40:14,211 --> 00:40:16,247 but join us next time 988 00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:18,482 fantastic episode of "Fool Us." 989 00:40:18,516 --> 00:40:19,850 See you soon. 990 00:40:19,884 --> 00:40:21,619 - Who's the best in the world 991 00:40:21,652 --> 00:40:23,220 - You guys are. 992 00:40:23,254 --> 00:40:25,122 Best in the world. 993 00:40:25,156 --> 00:40:27,291 - Yes. Why don't you take