1 00:00:00,967 --> 00:00:03,003 ♪MTV ♪ 2 00:00:18,284 --> 00:00:20,453 Guys, we're sinking, we're sinking, we're sinking, 3 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:21,421 we're sinking. 4 00:00:21,488 --> 00:00:23,556 Oh my God! 5 00:00:23,623 --> 00:00:28,228 Oh my God! 6 00:00:51,951 --> 00:00:53,119 Welcome to Ridiculousness. 7 00:00:53,186 --> 00:00:54,521 I am Rob Dyrdek. 8 00:00:54,587 --> 00:00:58,591 This is Steelo Brim, and this is Carly Aquilino. 9 00:00:58,658 --> 00:01:04,798 OK, blades, blades, bladin' and having a good time. 10 00:01:04,864 --> 00:01:05,865 - Yeah. - I was in there. 11 00:01:05,932 --> 00:01:07,033 - I was in there with you. - Yeah. 12 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:08,701 No. 13 00:01:08,768 --> 00:01:09,903 Started in-lining a little bit, you know what I'm saying? 14 00:01:09,969 --> 00:01:11,738 Yeah, you know, I'm anti-blade. 15 00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:13,206 OK, you did all that and then you end with that? 16 00:01:13,273 --> 00:01:14,174 - That's it. - Wow! 17 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:15,308 Anti-blade? 18 00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:17,343 Feels so pro-blade, it was crazy. 19 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:20,413 I felt like I was being too pro-blade, I needed 20 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:22,582 to reiterate where I stand. 21 00:01:22,649 --> 00:01:24,084 Yeah, I can see. 22 00:01:24,150 --> 00:01:26,986 Because Carly, how do you feel about roller blades? 23 00:01:27,053 --> 00:01:30,056 I personally can't maintain balance. 24 00:01:30,123 --> 00:01:31,391 OK. 25 00:01:31,458 --> 00:01:33,560 I tried a few years ago, my first time really, 26 00:01:33,626 --> 00:01:34,961 as an adult. And it just-- 27 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:36,262 I wiped out immediately and then 28 00:01:36,329 --> 00:01:37,931 I went and just ate snacks. 29 00:01:37,997 --> 00:01:42,602 Let me ask you this, if you saw some sexy young man, like, 30 00:01:42,669 --> 00:01:44,704 in the streets of New York, 31 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:48,141 grinding a rail with blades, right? 32 00:01:48,208 --> 00:01:50,910 He landed and then he skated over to you, 33 00:01:50,977 --> 00:01:52,378 - and said, "what's up?" - Wow. 34 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:54,047 Wow. 35 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,783 - How's the vibe? - What are you thinking? 36 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:58,118 First and foremost, I would address the blades. 37 00:01:58,184 --> 00:01:59,619 Yeah. 38 00:01:59,686 --> 00:02:00,520 I would say, what's up with the blades? 39 00:02:00,587 --> 00:02:01,721 But I would be-- 40 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:03,022 I would be--I'd think that was cool. 41 00:02:03,089 --> 00:02:04,057 What if he was like, I like blading, 42 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,658 - but what's up with you? - Yeah. 43 00:02:05,725 --> 00:02:09,496 I would have to-- 44 00:02:09,562 --> 00:02:10,597 I would have to just walk next to him 45 00:02:10,663 --> 00:02:12,132 and I guess hold his hand. 46 00:02:12,198 --> 00:02:13,433 Yeah. 47 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:17,504 I'm just praying that God bring Carly a blader 48 00:02:17,570 --> 00:02:19,806 so that she can come back on the show and be like, 49 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:21,608 guys, it happened. 50 00:02:21,674 --> 00:02:23,676 I fell in love with a blade boy. 51 00:02:23,743 --> 00:02:26,713 - Yeah. - A blade boy. 52 00:02:26,779 --> 00:02:29,482 And I want that blade boy to always land his tricks. 53 00:02:29,549 --> 00:02:31,084 Yeah. 54 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,719 I don't ever want to see him hurt, like all the bladers 55 00:02:32,785 --> 00:02:34,721 in this category, Blade Bashed. 56 00:02:34,787 --> 00:02:35,889 I like it. 57 00:02:35,955 --> 00:02:37,724 - Dear God... - Blade boy. 58 00:02:37,790 --> 00:02:39,792 Give me a blade boy. 59 00:02:39,859 --> 00:02:41,461 - All right. - Oh! 60 00:02:41,528 --> 00:02:42,595 Those look a little loose, no? 61 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:44,430 Depends on your style, you know. 62 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:45,932 - Here we go. - Here we go. 63 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,568 - Shoot the gap! - Oh! 64 00:02:48,635 --> 00:02:50,670 - That was almost cool though. - Right? Yeah. 65 00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:51,838 You know what I'm saying, like? 66 00:02:51,905 --> 00:02:53,239 ♪Blade down ♪ 67 00:02:53,306 --> 00:02:54,774 - He's headed to work too. - Yeah. 68 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:56,209 Or he just got off, one or the other. 69 00:02:56,276 --> 00:02:57,744 Got poopy stance. 70 00:02:57,810 --> 00:02:59,045 Oh, I got to doo doo. 71 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:01,681 I got--oh! 72 00:03:01,748 --> 00:03:04,684 - He was so close to my heart. - Oh, man. 73 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:06,619 Whoever lands it, gets to be my boyfriend. 74 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:09,522 - Oh. - Oh, man. 75 00:03:09,589 --> 00:03:10,823 - You're going to be carrying-- - Yeah. 76 00:03:11,891 --> 00:03:13,593 Oh! 77 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:14,627 We're all about fails in this show. 78 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:15,728 Sorry, Carly. 79 00:03:15,795 --> 00:03:17,363 You're not finding love with these guys. 80 00:03:17,430 --> 00:03:20,266 I'm afraid you're not going to find love in this segment. 81 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:24,737 What if we make a blade love match on this show? 82 00:03:24,804 --> 00:03:27,273 Carly, are you open to-- are you open to love? 83 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:29,108 Yes. Yes. 84 00:03:29,175 --> 00:03:30,677 Bladers of the 85 00:03:30,743 --> 00:03:33,313 world, please send your sickest tricks. 86 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:35,648 Sickest tricks. 87 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:36,916 And we will connect you with Carly 88 00:03:36,983 --> 00:03:39,252 so you can find love forever. 89 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:40,987 Thank you. 90 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:43,022 I'm going to get the craziest DMs of my life. 91 00:03:43,089 --> 00:03:45,191 The craziest. 92 00:03:45,258 --> 00:03:46,693 Which you do not want, for sure. 93 00:03:46,759 --> 00:03:47,927 - Oh, man. - Oh wee! 94 00:03:47,994 --> 00:03:51,164 - Oh! - Oh! 95 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,633 - He got hurt twice. - He did. 96 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:55,301 He got he got catastrophically hurt twice. 97 00:03:55,368 --> 00:03:57,670 Yeah, 'cause he's hurt that he didn't make it. 98 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:59,939 Then he hit his back. Then he hit the ground. 99 00:04:00,006 --> 00:04:02,008 - Oh! - Wow. 100 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,677 Carly! 101 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:05,712 Ah! 102 00:04:05,778 --> 00:04:07,814 Carly! 103 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:10,149 - Carly! - Oh, man. 104 00:04:10,216 --> 00:04:12,852 - So close. - I love the idea of like-- 105 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:18,124 like, we had to cut it off before she runs out. 106 00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:20,193 - Here we go. - Looking for some fresh pain. 107 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,928 - Oh, man! - Oh, no! 108 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:23,196 What? 109 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,397 - You can't blade to death. - Yeah. 110 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:25,698 That's crazy. 111 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:27,033 To blade to death is humiliating. 112 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,468 It is. 113 00:04:28,534 --> 00:04:31,871 If I blade to death, don't tell anyone how I died. 114 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:33,573 Humiliating! 115 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,708 - Mortified. - You are dead. 116 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:37,410 I will be mortified in the afterlife. 117 00:04:37,477 --> 00:04:39,579 - Yeah. - He's not the one. 118 00:04:39,646 --> 00:04:41,581 No, he's not. 119 00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:45,451 - Oh, here we go. - We're going high. 120 00:04:45,518 --> 00:04:47,053 Oh! Oh! 121 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,489 - Grind your chest. - OK. 122 00:04:49,555 --> 00:04:51,457 - Just walking back up? - Walking back up. 123 00:04:51,524 --> 00:04:54,527 Walking back up is so embarrassing. 124 00:04:54,594 --> 00:04:56,095 It's like, well, my back was at later. 125 00:04:56,162 --> 00:04:58,765 He couldn't even look his friend in the eye afterwards. 126 00:04:58,831 --> 00:05:01,100 - Especially after that yell. - Yeah. 127 00:05:03,503 --> 00:05:05,605 Ah! 128 00:05:05,672 --> 00:05:07,940 Carly! 129 00:05:08,007 --> 00:05:10,209 There you have it for Blade Bashed. 130 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:14,714 OK. 131 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:18,251 What is the age limit for getting a piñata? 132 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:21,788 When are you just too old to be piñata-ing? 133 00:05:21,854 --> 00:05:24,090 Uh, is it Cinco de Mayo? 134 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,758 Is it is it a reason you piñata-ing? 135 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:27,260 Or like, are you just-- 136 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:30,196 Look, I'm just saying in general, like, at what age-- 137 00:05:30,263 --> 00:05:31,998 what age does the piñata stop? 138 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:33,499 - Can you be-- - I see some adults piñata. 139 00:05:33,566 --> 00:05:35,101 Yeah. 140 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,203 And them have like little, like, liquor or gift cards, 141 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:38,738 or this, or this, all kinds of stuff in there. 142 00:05:38,805 --> 00:05:40,506 Yeah, I think you-- 143 00:05:40,573 --> 00:05:41,708 maybe around the age of ten, 144 00:05:41,774 --> 00:05:43,776 you stop with the piñata, but then around 30, 145 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:45,044 - we can revisit it. - Yeah. 146 00:05:45,111 --> 00:05:46,245 That's what it is. 147 00:05:46,312 --> 00:05:47,780 I think she's right. I think this-- 148 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:48,981 It comes full circle. 149 00:05:49,048 --> 00:05:50,383 - This is from the book. - Yeah. 150 00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:52,518 - We're allowed to have fun too. - This is legit. 151 00:05:52,585 --> 00:05:54,954 Because you're like, I need alcohol and I need gift cards. 152 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:57,256 Yeah, and I wanna hit something with a bat sometimes. 153 00:05:57,323 --> 00:05:59,225 - You know? There you go. - That makes sense. 154 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:01,527 That's probably why this category exists, 155 00:06:01,594 --> 00:06:03,096 but I can tell you without a doubt, 156 00:06:03,162 --> 00:06:05,932 everyone in this category, Too Old to Piñata. 157 00:06:05,998 --> 00:06:07,300 Take a look. 158 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,468 Aw. 159 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:11,237 - I support these people. - I do too. 160 00:06:11,304 --> 00:06:13,339 - This guy? - This guy right here? 161 00:06:13,406 --> 00:06:14,440 OK. 162 00:06:14,507 --> 00:06:16,075 - He's in the in-between. - Oh, man. 163 00:06:16,142 --> 00:06:18,845 He's in the in-between. OK. 164 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:19,846 If there's liquor inside, he doesn't need it. 165 00:06:19,912 --> 00:06:20,980 - Yeah. - He already had it. 166 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:23,416 - He hit the last piñata. - He's hammered. 167 00:06:23,483 --> 00:06:24,884 He's just bouncing party to party. 168 00:06:24,951 --> 00:06:27,253 Aren't you supposed to be blindfolded? 169 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:31,491 - He basically is. - And they knew it. 170 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:32,825 OK. 171 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:34,827 - All right. All right. - That's it. 172 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:36,696 - How many hits she get? - Wow. 173 00:06:36,763 --> 00:06:38,531 How many swings she get? 174 00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:40,867 - What is that made out of? - Oh, man. 175 00:06:40,933 --> 00:06:42,001 How? 176 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:44,203 - Was that like, a bunny? - It was a bunny. 177 00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:46,806 - Like, a little mini bunny. - Like, up on the ceiling? 178 00:06:46,873 --> 00:06:49,475 They didn't commit to hanging the piñata-- 179 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:51,077 - They didn't. - Put it on the curtain? 180 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:52,178 - Just put his ear on-- - yeah. 181 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:55,248 Grandma's rod. 182 00:06:55,314 --> 00:06:58,117 Yeah. Yeah! Yay! 183 00:06:58,184 --> 00:07:00,286 - OK. This guy. - OK. 184 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:01,654 You guys think he's already drunk. 185 00:07:01,721 --> 00:07:03,823 - A metal bat is crazy. - Yeah, and you're at work. 186 00:07:03,890 --> 00:07:06,492 - Yeah. - Oh! 187 00:07:06,559 --> 00:07:08,795 - Oh! Oh, man. - That's a good swing though! 188 00:07:08,861 --> 00:07:10,797 - Hey, that was contact! - That was! 189 00:07:10,863 --> 00:07:12,565 - He hit that one outta-- - The dinosaur look hurt 190 00:07:12,632 --> 00:07:13,900 - for real-- - Yeah. 191 00:07:13,966 --> 00:07:17,470 - God damn, he hit me. - Oh! 192 00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:22,008 Hey, hey, hey, hello, hello! 193 00:07:22,074 --> 00:07:23,876 OK. OK. OK. 194 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:25,445 Is that a DeLeón bottle or something? 195 00:07:25,511 --> 00:07:27,146 - Oh, man! - Oh! 196 00:07:27,213 --> 00:07:28,381 That's a Don Julio bottle or something! 197 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:29,816 - Yeah, that's fun. - OK. 198 00:07:29,882 --> 00:07:31,083 See, that has alcohol. 199 00:07:31,150 --> 00:07:32,685 - Oh, no! - Oh my God! 200 00:07:32,752 --> 00:07:34,153 He slipped into the line of fire. 201 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:35,388 He was not trying to be there. 202 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,023 - He fell off. - Look-- 203 00:07:37,089 --> 00:07:38,424 - He got so scared. - No! 204 00:07:39,559 --> 00:07:40,860 Oh, man. 205 00:07:40,927 --> 00:07:42,995 That is an adult piñata-ing at its finest. 206 00:07:43,062 --> 00:07:45,498 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness. 207 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:52,638 ♪Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 208 00:07:59,879 --> 00:08:03,916 Welcome back to Ridiculousness. 209 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:06,285 OK, Jackass basically took 210 00:08:06,352 --> 00:08:10,089 a good old-fashioned supermarket cart and turned it 211 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:12,391 into, like, a danger machine all over the world. 212 00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:14,227 - both: Yeah. - Like, you know, 213 00:08:14,293 --> 00:08:15,828 everybody just had a cart. Hey, it was normal. 214 00:08:15,895 --> 00:08:17,129 You put groceries in it. 215 00:08:17,196 --> 00:08:19,332 You use it so you don't have to carry things. 216 00:08:19,398 --> 00:08:21,968 All of a sudden, let's put our friends in this 217 00:08:22,034 --> 00:08:24,103 and see if we can hurt them. 218 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,405 And it became the easiest thing to do. 219 00:08:26,472 --> 00:08:29,075 And have either of you ever been inside a cart 220 00:08:29,141 --> 00:08:30,843 and went for the ride of your life? 221 00:08:30,910 --> 00:08:32,745 - No, I'm too afraid. - Not to get hurt. Yeah. 222 00:08:32,812 --> 00:08:33,980 I'm too afraid, 223 00:08:34,046 --> 00:08:36,249 but they became, like, catapults essentially. 224 00:08:36,315 --> 00:08:38,050 - Yeah. - People were getting thrown 225 00:08:38,117 --> 00:08:39,552 in bushes and, like, in rivers. 226 00:08:39,619 --> 00:08:41,220 - In rivers is crazy. - You know? 227 00:08:41,287 --> 00:08:43,823 You witnessed a murder. 228 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:46,125 You thought they were friends, the body just fell over. 229 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:51,163 That's it. You witnessed getting rid of a body. 230 00:08:51,230 --> 00:08:52,932 But the truth is, it started 231 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:54,567 and I don't think it'll ever stop. 232 00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:56,369 And here's some of the finer ones. 233 00:08:56,435 --> 00:08:58,738 Take a look at these Cart Clowns. 234 00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:06,045 - You got it, bro! - Oh! 235 00:09:06,112 --> 00:09:07,747 - Oh, no! - No! 236 00:09:07,813 --> 00:09:08,948 - Man! - You had to know. 237 00:09:09,015 --> 00:09:10,449 - Oh, no, he didn't. - He done quit. 238 00:09:10,516 --> 00:09:11,350 His glasses fell off. 239 00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:12,985 Workmen's Comp, for sure. 240 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:14,186 Are you all right? That man-- 241 00:09:14,253 --> 00:09:15,288 I kind of like him though. 242 00:09:15,354 --> 00:09:16,255 I don't know. 243 00:09:16,322 --> 00:09:17,723 He didn't say one word. 244 00:09:17,790 --> 00:09:19,959 Yeah, and he thought about saving the watermelons. 245 00:09:20,026 --> 00:09:22,828 And in his pain, he needed to go suffer in silence. 246 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:24,096 Yeah. 247 00:09:24,163 --> 00:09:26,566 He looked like Damon Wayans in "Blankman." 248 00:09:26,632 --> 00:09:28,367 - Oh-- - Are you all-- 249 00:09:28,434 --> 00:09:29,335 oh, me? 250 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:33,039 Oh! 251 00:09:33,105 --> 00:09:35,074 - Oh, no. - Let me go. 252 00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:36,375 No, this is just--you got-- 253 00:09:36,442 --> 00:09:37,643 Oh no, not here! 254 00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:39,445 Oh, my lord. 255 00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:40,913 Don't let me go here! 256 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:42,348 Like, nobody thought it out. 257 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,116 It was just like, you want to go as fast as you can, 258 00:09:44,183 --> 00:09:46,819 get pulled by a car and hit the curb? Yeah. 259 00:09:46,886 --> 00:09:48,054 I think the friends did think it out. 260 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:49,722 They let him go right there on purpose. 261 00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:52,191 They were trying to hurt him. Good luck! 262 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,894 - Take care! - Oh! 263 00:09:54,961 --> 00:09:57,330 - Almost did a flip. - He's good though. 264 00:09:57,396 --> 00:09:58,864 Uh-oh. 265 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:00,099 No! 266 00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:01,067 Classic, you think you're fly. 267 00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:02,134 - So we all did this one. - Yeah. 268 00:10:02,201 --> 00:10:03,169 That's what I used to do. 269 00:10:03,235 --> 00:10:05,705 Oh! Oh, my God. 270 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:07,039 This is normal. 271 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:08,774 - That does look fun though. - It does look fun. 272 00:10:08,841 --> 00:10:11,577 I would try that. 273 00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:13,946 - Oh, no! Um-- - My God. 274 00:10:14,013 --> 00:10:15,948 It's going 100 miles per hour. 275 00:10:16,015 --> 00:10:18,284 - Yeah, this is a car. - I mean, this is it-- 276 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:19,352 you were just in a car accident. 277 00:10:19,418 --> 00:10:20,586 That's what you-- 278 00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:22,121 When you're getting pulled by the car, 279 00:10:22,188 --> 00:10:25,091 like, it is anything goes by the time you hit the curb. 280 00:10:25,157 --> 00:10:26,559 Yeah. 281 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,394 They don't care about you. 282 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:31,764 - Yeah, they're driving away. - We got the tape! 283 00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:36,636 Why did you have to get undressed? 284 00:10:36,702 --> 00:10:40,172 Why did both of you-- was it for the milk? 285 00:10:40,239 --> 00:10:42,441 I'm crossing my fingers that it is. 286 00:10:42,508 --> 00:10:44,377 - Yeah. - OK, look. 287 00:10:44,443 --> 00:10:47,713 Midwest jousting going extra, extra. 288 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:50,549 There you have it for Cart Clowns. 289 00:10:52,518 --> 00:10:54,854 OK, there's certain people in this world 290 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:57,757 that are just always underwhelmed. 291 00:10:57,823 --> 00:11:00,826 Nothing gets them hyped, can't get excited about anything. 292 00:11:00,893 --> 00:11:03,729 Some person that comes to mind is, like, Bill Belichick. 293 00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:05,898 - OK. - Doesn't matter what happens, 294 00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:08,300 you win a Super Bowl, you're like... 295 00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:09,535 Yeah. 296 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:11,771 You lose 38 to 3, you're like... 297 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:13,572 - Yeah. Kawhi. - It's Kawhi. 298 00:11:13,639 --> 00:11:15,307 - Kawhi Leonard. - Oh, man. Kawhi. 299 00:11:15,374 --> 00:11:17,943 - Kawhi Leonard. Yeah. - Has to force emotion out. 300 00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:19,278 - Yeah, yeah. - You know what I mean? 301 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,680 Hit that buzzer beater, you know, 302 00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:23,783 send yourself to the NBA Finals. 303 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:26,285 - He barely cared, yeah. - Why do you think that is? 304 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,721 I think sometimes people have seen it all already. 305 00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:31,057 So it's like a lot to impress them 306 00:11:31,123 --> 00:11:32,825 or make them feel like excited. 307 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:34,827 Or they're just like, this is my job. 308 00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:37,263 Yeah, I mean, look, I get excited about everything, 309 00:11:37,329 --> 00:11:39,298 even things I don't like. I'm like, woo! 310 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:42,001 - Yeah. - Woo! Whoa, fancy. 311 00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:43,102 Yeah. 312 00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:44,704 Well, look, everyone in this category, 313 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:46,105 nothing is getting them going. 314 00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:48,607 Take a look at Always Underwhelmed. 315 00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:54,814 Here it is. 316 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,749 Happy birthday! 317 00:11:56,816 --> 00:11:58,250 She says, I'm cool with this, 318 00:11:58,317 --> 00:12:00,319 just not the appropriation, guys. 319 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:01,987 - Man-- - She does not care. 320 00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:02,955 - She's got the-- - Right. 321 00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:04,056 Are they gone? 322 00:12:04,123 --> 00:12:05,191 Take the hat off? 323 00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:06,892 She said take the hat off. 324 00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:09,095 - She said take the hat off. - Take the hat off. 325 00:12:09,161 --> 00:12:10,663 - That's really how she felt. - She's woke. 326 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:11,797 - Yeah. - Take the hat off. 327 00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:13,065 Can you please take the hat off? 328 00:12:13,132 --> 00:12:17,169 She was born yesterday, she's woke already. 329 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:18,571 OK. 330 00:12:18,637 --> 00:12:20,740 Just different drugs, that's all that's going on here. 331 00:12:20,806 --> 00:12:21,774 - Yeah. - Just different drugs. 332 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:23,809 He's on a depressant, obviously. 333 00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:26,412 He would much rather be playing video games. 334 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:27,880 This does look like an antidepressant commercial. 335 00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:28,914 - It does. - It does. 336 00:12:28,981 --> 00:12:30,382 - Oh, man. - Your brain on drugs. 337 00:12:30,449 --> 00:12:34,220 It's like, can you not have fun at parties? 338 00:12:34,286 --> 00:12:36,288 - Oh, man. - You think she's coming back? 339 00:12:36,355 --> 00:12:37,690 Honestly. 340 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,325 - He's about to start crying. - Yeah. 341 00:12:39,391 --> 00:12:41,627 It's not good. 342 00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:43,295 - What's up? - I'm peacock, what's up? 343 00:12:43,362 --> 00:12:45,064 - What's up? - What's up? 344 00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:46,398 You ain't ever seen nothing like this. 345 00:12:46,465 --> 00:12:47,733 - That's for you, baby girl! - What's up? 346 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:51,036 Come on in, you tryin' to get some of this pea? 347 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:53,639 - Show me some love. - She does not care. 348 00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:55,207 - No. - She's like, bye. 349 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:56,709 He like, no, you ain't see it. 350 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,444 She said, I told you stop calling me. 351 00:12:58,511 --> 00:12:59,712 - I used to work at NBC. - I'm done. 352 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,647 Whatever it is, it's like, uh-uh. 353 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:06,418 - Desperate. - These like DMs for them. 354 00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:13,425 Oh! Oh! Oh! OK. 355 00:13:13,492 --> 00:13:14,927 Come on, this man's pulling 356 00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:16,228 that much toilet paper out of his-- 357 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:17,997 - She doesn't like it. - No? 358 00:13:18,063 --> 00:13:19,932 She's like, all right, Bill Burr. 359 00:13:19,999 --> 00:13:21,100 - Yeah. - Not here. 360 00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:23,569 She look like a casting director too. 361 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:26,438 Man, are you trying to tell me that doesn't impress you? 362 00:13:26,505 --> 00:13:27,640 That impressed me. 363 00:13:27,706 --> 00:13:29,542 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness. 364 00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:34,947 ♪Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 365 00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:45,724 Welcome back to Ridiculousness. 366 00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:48,661 OK, look, there's sort of a set amount of people 367 00:13:48,727 --> 00:13:50,296 that are supposed to be in a car. 368 00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:52,498 OK, like, you're going out for the evening. 369 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:55,768 You got a designated driver. Car fits five people. 370 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:59,271 Will allow that sixth person to drive with you? 371 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:00,406 Yeah, 'cause we don't really count 372 00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:01,674 the designated driver as a person. 373 00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:03,275 He there to drive, but like, 374 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,277 it's really for five people to have a party after this. 375 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:06,478 So it's cool. 376 00:14:06,545 --> 00:14:08,747 As long as like, we not going too far as well. 377 00:14:08,814 --> 00:14:10,082 So what have we got? 378 00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:12,084 We got four in the back, one in the front? 379 00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:13,552 Normally, four in the back, one in the front. 380 00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:15,087 You don't want to have two people lapped up in the-- 381 00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:16,488 - Yeah. - In the front. 382 00:14:16,555 --> 00:14:18,524 What happens if we go to add one more person? 383 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:19,725 - We're doing too much. - They have Uber. 384 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,026 - Wow. - What are we doing, guys? 385 00:14:21,093 --> 00:14:23,629 - What are we doing? - Uber SUV. 386 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,730 Get a bigger car, fits everybody. 387 00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:26,065 See, most people won't do that. 388 00:14:26,131 --> 00:14:27,600 And it can be dangerous. 389 00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:30,102 And this category is all people that are putting 390 00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:32,037 one too many people on something. 391 00:14:32,104 --> 00:14:34,273 Take a look at One Too Many. 392 00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:39,578 Oh, no! OK. 393 00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:41,013 - OK. - OK. 394 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,915 - OK. - What-- 395 00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:43,949 - First of all-- - What is going on here? 396 00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:45,217 What movie is this? 397 00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:47,853 Is it a new "Pitch Perfect"? 398 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,688 Is this the new "Pitch Perfect" movie? 399 00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:50,890 Man. 400 00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:52,458 In fairness, this table is built for this, 401 00:14:52,524 --> 00:14:53,592 - which is crazy. - Yeah. 402 00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:55,895 - Lost everybody but her. - But her. 403 00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:58,330 She's a survivor. She's a survivor. Respect. 404 00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:01,367 She somehow knocked off all six people 405 00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:02,968 and she's the last one standing. 406 00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:05,037 - Last man standing. - There you go. 407 00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:06,438 Oh! 408 00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:08,207 Thinking that was going to do anything. 409 00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:10,809 - Oh, man! - And they're just all soaked. 410 00:15:10,876 --> 00:15:12,211 That's it. 411 00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:14,613 Sorry, girls. 412 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,048 Mind if I sit here? I'll take-- 413 00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:16,982 No. 414 00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:18,217 Fit one more of us. 415 00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:19,385 Man. 416 00:15:19,451 --> 00:15:22,054 - Yeah. - Oh, man! 417 00:15:23,622 --> 00:15:25,925 You're always survivin'; the last person always survives. 418 00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:28,260 That's it. One too many-- 419 00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:30,496 the one to many is the one that lives on. 420 00:15:30,562 --> 00:15:32,398 It sounds catastrophic. 421 00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:35,901 Sounds like a tower broke. 422 00:15:35,968 --> 00:15:38,504 Ah. 423 00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:39,638 - You canoe a little? - You sure? 424 00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:41,573 - You sure? - First of all, no. 425 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:42,975 - You sure? - No. 426 00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:44,176 Because we're pretty balanced right now. 427 00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:47,179 No. No. Absolutely not. 428 00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:48,781 Nope. Bye. 429 00:15:48,847 --> 00:15:50,849 - Who's your guy? - Man. 430 00:15:50,916 --> 00:15:52,851 Who's the guy? 431 00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:54,853 You hear those kids screaming? They're crazy. 432 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,255 Traumatized. 433 00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:58,123 Never touch a canoe again. 434 00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:00,025 This woman thought she balanced it out 435 00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:01,827 for a split second there. 436 00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:04,096 And then it just toppled right over. 437 00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:05,698 - Never had it. - In an instant. 438 00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:06,966 And I love that he got out first. 439 00:16:07,032 --> 00:16:08,000 He didn't even help anybody. 440 00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:10,135 He was like, let me save myself. 441 00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:12,972 - Oh! - Let's go! 442 00:16:13,038 --> 00:16:15,341 - Oh, man. OK. - Wow. 443 00:16:15,407 --> 00:16:18,043 - Oh, man. - Put a helmet on the little one. 444 00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:19,611 Put a helmet on the little one! 445 00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:22,181 The helmet on top says they do not believe in you. 446 00:16:22,247 --> 00:16:23,782 - You're a missile. - Does that count? 447 00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:25,684 - That does not count. - Oh! 448 00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:28,687 - That doesn't count! - Oh, man! 449 00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:31,357 That little guy went for the tumble of a lifetime. 450 00:16:31,423 --> 00:16:34,093 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness. 451 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:36,929 - So scary. - Yeah. 452 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,630 ♪Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 453 00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:40,432 ♪Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 454 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:51,744 Welcome back to Ridiculousness. 455 00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:55,481 OK, when's the last time you got hit with that stink reflex? 456 00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:58,450 You know, you smelled something that was so bad, it was like... 457 00:16:59,918 --> 00:17:01,487 That was a meme going around recently 458 00:17:01,553 --> 00:17:03,555 with two celebrities sitting together at an award show. 459 00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:06,125 And she definitely thought one of the other s breath stank. 460 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,027 And you could see it on the meme. 461 00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:09,561 - The girl was like, oh. - Yeah-- 462 00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:10,796 - The other girl-- - yeah, it was crazy. 463 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,197 Yeah, it's like, I once pulled 464 00:17:12,264 --> 00:17:15,234 a small chunk of meat out of my back tooth. 465 00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:16,668 - Might as well been a cadaver. - Yeah. 466 00:17:16,735 --> 00:17:18,771 - Sure. - Yeah. Yeah. I get that-- 467 00:17:18,837 --> 00:17:20,305 I thought it was a dead body. 468 00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:22,574 - Yeah, you don't want that. - I was like, ah! 469 00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:23,776 That was in me? 470 00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:26,245 You know what I mean, it's pretty nasty. 471 00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:29,448 Well look, I don't want to tell my own stories. 472 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:32,518 I'll let this category-- 473 00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:33,786 You're like, I've said too much. 474 00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:36,455 I'ma let this category do the talking. 475 00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:39,358 Take a look at Stink Reflex. 476 00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:45,998 He gets so excited. I like it 'cause he feels like, free. 477 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,266 Oh, of course he does. 478 00:17:47,332 --> 00:17:48,634 He got a little helmet, little shaper helmet. 479 00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:50,536 - How cute is he? - OK. 480 00:17:50,602 --> 00:17:52,604 - Oh my goodness, buddy. - You're stinky. 481 00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:54,106 Oh! Oh! 482 00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:55,441 - Oh, man. - Look at the baby 483 00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:56,542 looking at him like, whoa! 484 00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:57,843 And the baby's like, and you wonder-- 485 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,379 - That's me? - That stinks like hell. 486 00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:02,081 He going to leave him.- 487 00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:04,883 - How are you going to clown on him like that? 488 00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:06,452 Just leave him on the couch? Like-- 489 00:18:06,518 --> 00:18:09,121 He turned the video off, he's like-- 490 00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:11,790 He forgot he had a baby.- 491 00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:14,226 - Oh! 492 00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:17,329 All right. Get in there, Joey! Get in there! 493 00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:18,897 Dude!- 494 00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:20,999 - What he leave in there? 495 00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:23,235 Something in there had to have been in there a long time. 496 00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:25,437 For sure.- 497 00:18:27,372 --> 00:18:29,508 At that point, he just needs to go inside 498 00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:30,742 and let her take care of it. 499 00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:32,811 - That's it. - Get another person for the job. 500 00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:34,780 They're kind of outside still. 501 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:40,285 - Oh, there she is. - OK. 502 00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:43,188 I don't know--oh! 503 00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:44,623 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 504 00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,058 - I can't watch it! - No! 505 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,327 - Oh! Oh! What is it? - I can't even watch-- 506 00:18:48,393 --> 00:18:49,561 - I couldn't even watch it. - I don't know what it is, 507 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:52,564 but it shouldn't smell enough to make you gag. 508 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:53,932 Oh, she's getting the stuff from around? 509 00:18:53,999 --> 00:18:55,000 - Yeah. - OK. 510 00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:56,034 I thought she was somehow just cutting 511 00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:57,569 off the thing off her chest. 512 00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:58,971 I thought she was removing it. 513 00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:00,038 - Me too. - That's why I was like, 514 00:19:00,105 --> 00:19:01,473 - I can't see this. - Me too. 515 00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:02,608 You thought it was like, a Dr. Pimple Popper. 516 00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:03,842 - Yeah. - Me too. 517 00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:04,943 I thought she was cutting it off somehow. 518 00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:06,945 Nah, nah, just cleaning it out. 519 00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:09,515 Oh, man! Oh, man. 520 00:19:09,581 --> 00:19:12,017 Oh! 521 00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,218 Oh, no. 522 00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:15,921 - He looks sick. - Yeah. 523 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:19,158 Your feet smell that bad?- 524 00:19:19,224 --> 00:19:20,759 He turned into a human! 525 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,895 He just--just a guy! 526 00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:24,763 - Man. - He--oh God! 527 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:28,000 - Oh my God! - That dog--oh! Oh! 528 00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:32,938 - Jesus. A grandfather. 529 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,841 - Oh, man, don't you dig. - Don't you dig, man. 530 00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:38,644 - Oh, no! - Oh, he inhaled. That crazy. 531 00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:41,280 - Oh! He put that on his nose! - OK. 532 00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:42,548 He put it on his nose. 533 00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:45,117 - This is assault. - Man, and it's during COVID? 534 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,553 - Why are you doing this? - Yeah. 535 00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:49,788 - That's crazy. - He took a big whiff. 536 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:50,956 - He did. - And for what? 537 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,457 That man's hands are tied too. 538 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:54,493 - He can't even escape. - I'll say it right now, 539 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,261 that is outright assault. 540 00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:58,297 All right, that's it for our show today. 541 00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:00,799 For Steelo Brim and Carly Aquilino, I'm Rob Dyrdek. 542 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,701 See you next time on Ridiculousness. 543 00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:06,638 ♪Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪