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Guys, we're sinking, we're sinking, we're sinking,
we're sinking.
Oh my God!
Welcome to Ridiculousness.
I am Rob Dyrdek.
This is Steelo Brim, and this is Carly Aquilino.
OK, blades, blades, bladin' and having a good time.
- Yeah. - I was in there.
- I was in there with you. - Yeah.
No.
Started in-lining a little bit, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, you know, I'm anti-blade.
OK, you did all that and then you end with that?
- That's it. - Wow!
Anti-blade?
Feels so pro-blade, it was crazy.
I felt like I was being too pro-blade, I needed
to reiterate where I stand.
Yeah, I can see.
Because Carly, how do you feel about roller blades?
I personally can't maintain balance.
OK.
I tried a few years ago, my first time really,
as an adult. And it just--
I wiped out immediately and then
I went and just ate snacks.
Let me ask you this, if you saw some sexy young man, like,
in the streets of New York,
grinding a rail with blades, right?
He landed and then he skated over to you,
- and said, "what's up?" - Wow.
Wow.
- How's the vibe? - What are you thinking?
First and foremost, I would address the blades.
Yeah.
I would say, what's up with the blades?
But I would be--
I would be--I'd think that was cool.
What if he was like, I like blading,
- but what's up with you? - Yeah.
I would have to--
I would have to just walk next to him
and I guess hold his hand.
Yeah.
I'm just praying that God bring Carly a blader
so that she can come back on the show and be like,
guys, it happened.
I fell in love with a blade boy.
- Yeah. - A blade boy.
And I want that blade boy to always land his tricks.
Yeah.
I don't ever want to see him hurt, like all the bladers
in this category, Blade Bashed.
I like it.
- Dear God... - Blade boy.
Give me a blade boy.
- All right. - Oh!
Those look a little loose, no?
Depends on your style, you know.
- Here we go. - Here we go.
- Shoot the gap! - Oh!
- That was almost cool though. - Right? Yeah.
You know what I'm saying, like?
♪Blade down ♪
- He's headed to work too. - Yeah.
Or he just got off, one or the other.
Got poopy stance.
Oh, I got to doo doo.
I got--oh!
- He was so close to my heart. - Oh, man.
Whoever lands it, gets to be my boyfriend.
- Oh. - Oh, man.
- You're going to be carrying-- - Yeah.
Oh!
We're all about fails in this show.
Sorry, Carly.
You're not finding love with these guys.
I'm afraid you're not going to find love in this segment.
What if we make a blade love match on this show?
Carly, are you open to-- are you open to love?
Yes. Yes.
Bladers of the
world, please send your sickest tricks.
Sickest tricks.
And we will connect you with Carly
so you can find love forever.
Thank you.
I'm going to get the craziest DMs of my life.
The craziest.
Which you do not want, for sure.
- Oh, man. - Oh wee!
- Oh! - Oh!
- He got hurt twice. - He did.
He got he got catastrophically hurt twice.
Yeah, 'cause he's hurt that he didn't make it.
Then he hit his back. Then he hit the ground.
- Oh! - Wow.
Carly!
Ah!
Carly!
- Carly! - Oh, man.
- So close. - I love the idea of like--
like, we had to cut it off before she runs out.
- Here we go. - Looking for some fresh pain.
- Oh, man! - Oh, no!
What?
- You can't blade to death. - Yeah.
That's crazy.
To blade to death is humiliating.
It is.
If I blade to death, don't tell anyone how I died.
Humiliating!
- Mortified. - You are dead.
I will be mortified in the afterlife.
- Yeah. - He's not the one.
No, he's not.
- Oh, here we go. - We're going high.
Oh! Oh!
- Grind your chest. - OK.
- Just walking back up? - Walking back up.
Walking back up is so embarrassing.
It's like, well, my back was at later.
He couldn't even look his friend in the eye afterwards.
- Especially after that yell. - Yeah.
Ah!
Carly!
There you have it for Blade Bashed.
OK.
What is the age limit for getting a piñata?
When are you just too old to be piñata-ing?
Uh, is it Cinco de Mayo?
Is it is it a reason you piñata-ing?
Or like, are you just--
Look, I'm just saying in general, like, at what age--
what age does the piñata stop?
- Can you be-- - I see some adults piñata.
Yeah.
And them have like little, like, liquor or gift cards,
or this, or this, all kinds of stuff in there.
Yeah, I think you--
maybe around the age of ten,
you stop with the piñata, but then around 30,
- we can revisit it. - Yeah.
That's what it is.
I think she's right. I think this--
It comes full circle.
- This is from the book. - Yeah.
- We're allowed to have fun too. - This is legit.
Because you're like, I need alcohol and I need gift cards.
Yeah, and I wanna hit something with a bat sometimes.
- You know? There you go. - That makes sense.
That's probably why this category exists,
but I can tell you without a doubt,
everyone in this category, Too Old to Piñata.
Take a look.
Aw.
- I support these people. - I do too.
- This guy? - This guy right here?
OK.
- He's in the in-between. - Oh, man.
He's in the in-between. OK.
If there's liquor inside, he doesn't need it.
- Yeah. - He already had it.
- He hit the last piñata. - He's hammered.
He's just bouncing party to party.
Aren't you supposed to be blindfolded?
- He basically is. - And they knew it.
OK.
- All right. All right. - That's it.
- How many hits she get? - Wow.
How many swings she get?
- What is that made out of? - Oh, man.
How?
- Was that like, a bunny? - It was a bunny.
- Like, a little mini bunny. - Like, up on the ceiling?
They didn't commit to hanging the piñata--
- They didn't. - Put it on the curtain?
- Just put his ear on-- - yeah.
Grandma's rod.
Yeah. Yeah! Yay!
- OK. This guy. - OK.
You guys think he's already drunk.
- A metal bat is crazy. - Yeah, and you're at work.
- Yeah. - Oh!
- Oh! Oh, man. - That's a good swing though!
- Hey, that was contact! - That was!
- He hit that one outta-- - The dinosaur look hurt
- for real-- - Yeah.
- God damn, he hit me. - Oh!
Hey, hey, hey, hello, hello!
OK. OK. OK.
Is that a DeLeón bottle or something?
- Oh, man! - Oh!
That's a Don Julio bottle or something!
- Yeah, that's fun. - OK.
See, that has alcohol.
- Oh, no! - Oh my God!
He slipped into the line of fire.
He was not trying to be there.
- He fell off. - Look--
- He got so scared. - No!
Oh, man.
That is an adult piñata-ing at its finest.
We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.
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OK, Jackass basically took
a good old-fashioned supermarket cart and turned it
into, like, a danger machine all over the world.
- both: Yeah. - Like, you know,
everybody just had a cart. Hey, it was normal.
You put groceries in it.
You use it so you don't have to carry things.
All of a sudden, let's put our friends in this
and see if we can hurt them.
And it became the easiest thing to do.
And have either of you ever been inside a cart
and went for the ride of your life?
- No, I'm too afraid. - Not to get hurt. Yeah.
I'm too afraid,
but they became, like, catapults essentially.
- Yeah. - People were getting thrown
in bushes and, like, in rivers.
- In rivers is crazy. - You know?
You witnessed a murder.
You thought they were friends, the body just fell over.
That's it. You witnessed getting rid of a body.
But the truth is, it started
and I don't think it'll ever stop.
And here's some of the finer ones.
Take a look at these Cart Clowns.
- You got it, bro! - Oh!
- Oh, no! - No!
- Man! - You had to know.
- Oh, no, he didn't. - He done quit.
His glasses fell off.
Workmen's Comp, for sure.
Are you all right? That man--
I kind of like him though.
I don't know.
He didn't say one word.
Yeah, and he thought about saving the watermelons.
And in his pain, he needed to go suffer in silence.
Yeah.
He looked like Damon Wayans in "Blankman."
- Oh-- - Are you all--
oh, me?
Oh!
- Oh, no. - Let me go.
No, this is just--you got--
Oh no, not here!
Oh, my lord.
Don't let me go here!
Like, nobody thought it out.
It was just like, you want to go as fast as you can,
get pulled by a car and hit the curb? Yeah.
I think the friends did think it out.
They let him go right there on purpose.
They were trying to hurt him. Good luck!
- Take care! - Oh!
- Almost did a flip. - He's good though.
Uh-oh.
No!
Classic, you think you're fly.
- So we all did this one. - Yeah.
That's what I used to do.
Oh! Oh, my God.
This is normal.
- That does look fun though. - It does look fun.
I would try that.
- Oh, no! Um-- - My God.
It's going 100 miles per hour.
- Yeah, this is a car. - I mean, this is it--
you were just in a car accident.
That's what you--
When you're getting pulled by the car,
like, it is anything goes by the time you hit the curb.
Yeah.
They don't care about you.
- Yeah, they're driving away. - We got the tape!
Why did you have to get undressed?
Why did both of you-- was it for the milk?
I'm crossing my fingers that it is.
- Yeah. - OK, look.
Midwest jousting going extra, extra.
There you have it for Cart Clowns.
OK, there's certain people in this world
that are just always underwhelmed.
Nothing gets them hyped, can't get excited about anything.
Some person that comes to mind is, like, Bill Belichick.
- OK. - Doesn't matter what happens,
you win a Super Bowl, you're like...
Yeah.
You lose 38 to 3, you're like...
- Yeah. Kawhi. - It's Kawhi.
- Kawhi Leonard. - Oh, man. Kawhi.
- Kawhi Leonard. Yeah. - Has to force emotion out.
- Yeah, yeah. - You know what I mean?
Hit that buzzer beater, you know,
send yourself to the NBA Finals.
- He barely cared, yeah. - Why do you think that is?
I think sometimes people have seen it all already.
So it's like a lot to impress them
or make them feel like excited.
Or they're just like, this is my job.
Yeah, I mean, look, I get excited about everything,
even things I don't like. I'm like, woo!
- Yeah. - Woo! Whoa, fancy.
Yeah.
Well, look, everyone in this category,
nothing is getting them going.
Take a look at Always Underwhelmed.
Here it is.
Happy birthday!
She says, I'm cool with this,
just not the appropriation, guys.
- Man-- - She does not care.
- She's got the-- - Right.
Are they gone?
Take the hat off?
She said take the hat off.
- She said take the hat off. - Take the hat off.
- That's really how she felt. - She's woke.
- Yeah. - Take the hat off.
Can you please take the hat off?
She was born yesterday, she's woke already.
OK.
Just different drugs, that's all that's going on here.
- Yeah. - Just different drugs.
He's on a depressant, obviously.
He would much rather be playing video games.
This does look like an antidepressant commercial.
- It does. - It does.
- Oh, man. - Your brain on drugs.
It's like, can you not have fun at parties?
- Oh, man. - You think she's coming back?
Honestly.
- He's about to start crying. - Yeah.
It's not good.
- What's up? - I'm peacock, what's up?
- What's up? - What's up?
You ain't ever seen nothing like this.
- That's for you, baby girl! - What's up?
Come on in, you tryin' to get some of this pea?
- Show me some love. - She does not care.
- No. - She's like, bye.
He like, no, you ain't see it.
She said, I told you stop calling me.
- I used to work at NBC. - I'm done.
Whatever it is, it's like, uh-uh.
- Desperate. - These like DMs for them.
Oh! Oh! Oh! OK.
Come on, this man's pulling
that much toilet paper out of his--
- She doesn't like it. - No?
She's like, all right, Bill Burr.
- Yeah. - Not here.
She look like a casting director too.
Man, are you trying to tell me that doesn't impress you?
That impressed me.
We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.
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OK, look, there's sort of a set amount of people
that are supposed to be in a car.
OK, like, you're going out for the evening.
You got a designated driver. Car fits five people.
Will allow that sixth person to drive with you?
Yeah, 'cause we don't really count
the designated driver as a person.
He there to drive, but like,
it's really for five people to have a party after this.
So it's cool.
As long as like, we not going too far as well.
So what have we got?
We got four in the back, one in the front?
Normally, four in the back, one in the front.
You don't want to have two people lapped up in the--
- Yeah. - In the front.
What happens if we go to add one more person?
- We're doing too much. - They have Uber.
- Wow. - What are we doing, guys?
- What are we doing? - Uber SUV.
Get a bigger car, fits everybody.
See, most people won't do that.
And it can be dangerous.
And this category is all people that are putting
one too many people on something.
Take a look at One Too Many.
Oh, no! OK.
- OK. - OK.
- What--
- First of all-- - What is going on here?
What movie is this?
Is it a new "Pitch Perfect"?
Is this the new "Pitch Perfect" movie?
Man.
In fairness, this table is built for this,
- which is crazy. - Yeah.
- Lost everybody but her. - But her.
She's a survivor. She's a survivor. Respect.
She somehow knocked off all six people
and she's the last one standing.
- Last man standing. - There you go.
Oh!
Thinking that was going to do anything.
- Oh, man! - And they're just all soaked.
That's it.
Sorry, girls.
Mind if I sit here? I'll take--
No.
Fit one more of us.
Man.
- Yeah. - Oh, man!
You're always survivin'; the last person always survives.
That's it. One too many--
the one to many is the one that lives on.
It sounds catastrophic.
Sounds like a tower broke.
Ah.
- You canoe a little? - You sure?
- First of all, no.
- You sure? - No.
Because we're pretty balanced right now.
No. No. Absolutely not.
Nope. Bye.
- Who's your guy? - Man.
Who's the guy?
You hear those kids screaming? They're crazy.
Traumatized.
Never touch a canoe again.
This woman thought she balanced it out
for a split second there.
And then it just toppled right over.
- Never had it. - In an instant.
And I love that he got out first.
He didn't even help anybody.
He was like, let me save myself.
- Oh! - Let's go!
- Oh, man. OK. - Wow.
- Oh, man. - Put a helmet on the little one.
Put a helmet on the little one!
The helmet on top says they do not believe in you.
- You're a missile. - Does that count?
- That does not count. - Oh!
- That doesn't count! - Oh, man!
That little guy went for the tumble of a lifetime.
We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.
- So scary. - Yeah.
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OK, when's the last time you got hit with that stink reflex?
You know, you smelled something that was so bad, it was like...
That was a meme going around recently
with two celebrities sitting together at an award show.
And she definitely thought one of the other s breath stank.
And you could see it on the meme.
- The girl was like, oh. - Yeah--
- The other girl-- - yeah, it was crazy.
Yeah, it's like, I once pulled
a small chunk of meat out of my back tooth.
- Might as well been a cadaver. - Yeah.
- Sure. - Yeah. Yeah. I get that--
I thought it was a dead body.
- Yeah, you don't want that. - I was like, ah!
That was in me?
You know what I mean, it's pretty nasty.
Well look, I don't want to tell my own stories.
I'll let this category--
You're like, I've said too much.
I'ma let this category do the talking.
Take a look at Stink Reflex.
He gets so excited. I like it 'cause he feels like, free.
Oh, of course he does.
He got a little helmet, little shaper helmet.
- How cute is he? - OK.
- Oh my goodness, buddy. - You're stinky.
Oh! Oh!
- Oh, man. - Look at the baby
looking at him like, whoa!
And the baby's like, and you wonder--
- That's me? - That stinks like hell.
He going to leave him.-
- How are you going to clown on him like that?
Just leave him on the couch? Like--
He turned the video off, he's like--
He forgot he had a baby.-
- Oh!
All right. Get in there, Joey! Get in there!
Dude!-
- What he leave in there?
Something in there had to have been in there a long time.
For sure.-
At that point, he just needs to go inside
and let her take care of it.
- That's it. - Get another person for the job.
They're kind of outside still.
- Oh, there she is. - OK.
I don't know--oh!
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- I can't watch it! - No!
- Oh! Oh! What is it? - I can't even watch--
- I couldn't even watch it. - I don't know what it is,
but it shouldn't smell enough to make you gag.
Oh, she's getting the stuff from around?
- Yeah. - OK.
I thought she was somehow just cutting
off the thing off her chest.
I thought she was removing it.
- Me too. - That's why I was like,
- I can't see this. - Me too.
You thought it was like, a Dr. Pimple Popper.
- Yeah. - Me too.
I thought she was cutting it off somehow.
Nah, nah, just cleaning it out.
Oh, man! Oh, man.
Oh!
Oh, no.
- He looks sick. - Yeah.
Your feet smell that bad?-
He turned into a human!
He just--just a guy!
- Man. - He--oh God!
- Oh my God! - That dog--oh! Oh!
- Jesus. A grandfather.
- Oh, man, don't you dig. - Don't you dig, man.
- Oh, no! - Oh, he inhaled. That crazy.
- Oh! He put that on his nose! - OK.
He put it on his nose.
- This is assault. - Man, and it's during COVID?
- Why are you doing this? - Yeah.
- That's crazy. - He took a big whiff.
- He did. - And for what?
That man's hands are tied too.
- He can't even escape. - I'll say it right now,
that is outright assault.
All right, that's it for our show today.
For Steelo Brim and Carly Aquilino, I'm Rob Dyrdek.
See you next time on Ridiculousness.
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