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- Mmm.
- SCHMIDT: Can you two
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please tell us why you summoned us here?
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WINSTON: Thank you for coming.
It is appreciated,
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especially since Aly is on bed rest.
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We brought you here today
to choose a godparent.
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Oh, yes! Sorry. I'm sorry. Carry on.
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Now, on my side,
we have my entire network
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of good friends. Friends so close,
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I consider them family.
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And on my side, we have Leslie.
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- I'm all she's got.
- Oh, boy.
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All right, everybody,
please line up in formation.
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Winston, I don't have time for this.
It's my first day back at
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Ass Strat tomorrow. I should be
moisturizing and making dreams.
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Schmidt, we didn't choose you.
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- You may face the wall.
- Dork!
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- Watch it.
- Cece,
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we didn't choose you either.
Reason being is your friendship
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is too important to ruin by
making you our baby's godmother.
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Mm-hmm. Why do I feel
like your lips are moving
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- but Aly's doing the talking?
- (whispers): Sorry.
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- Nick?
- I got a good feeling about this.
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Face the wall.
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Ooh. This ain't over.
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WINSTON: Leslie,
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you may face the wall.
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- Ha-ha-ha! Suck it, bitch!
- Leslie,
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- you lost.
- (grunts)
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Leslie is confused.
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And now the moment of truth.
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Jessica Day,
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will you be our baby's godmother?
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Yes, I will.
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Why is Leslie still dancing?
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Leslie.
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- Hey, now we're both godparents.
- What?
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Nick, for the hundredth time,
you are not Ruth's godfather.
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Yes, I am, for the hundred
and one time... first time.
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First of all, Jews and Hindus
do not have godparents.
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And even if we did,
we would not choose you.
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Ruth is not a fan.
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Ruth doesn't like me?
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She sees you more
as a dimwitted raccoon.
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Well, my mind is blown.
This is a game changer.
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Okay, everyone leave.
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Okay, that was a waste of time.
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We got a babysitter for this?
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Jess, can you stay back for a moment?
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Yeah. You chose wisely.
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I will revolutionize being a godparent.
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Your son will be my Cinderell... o.
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We'll be reviewing
your performance weekly.
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You can be replaced.
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Heavy is the head that holds the crown,
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but strong are the neck muscles
that hold up said head.
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Ooh.
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(door closes)
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Cigarette!
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- Well done.
- Well done.
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Uh, before I move on to
the next slide, let me just say
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thank you for agreeing
to stay at home this week
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while I get back in the saddle at work.
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Now, you need to pick up Ruth
at 2:00 p.m. on the dot.
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The three pillars of the pickup
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are gate code, sign out, and lunch,
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which needs to be
a peanut butter sandwich,
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otherwise, she will shut down and go
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- full armadillo.
- Yeah, I got it.
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Pick her up, drop her off.
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- How hard can it be?
- Well, first of all,
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you got it backwards.
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You drop off in the morning,
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you pick up in the after... I'm sorry.
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I'm a little stressed out.
I know that I said
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that I would go back to work
when Ruth started school,
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which, look, I'm-I'm excited about.
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But I've been out of the game
for a while,
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and I've become accustomed
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to a different type of lifestyle.
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Daddy was gonna get
into that party no matter what,
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so I jumped over the hedge.
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Of course. It was Prince!
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You get it.
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We'll be fine. What you see
as a life-or-death mission,
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I see as a week off with my daughter.
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(chuckles) Wrong again. Buckle up.
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These should cover
your first four hours.
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Okay, I'm off.
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Yeah, you need to go. Okay?
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Now get.
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I'm excited.
I shaved my entire body last night.
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I feel like I could
ride the wind to work.
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And here comes a contraction.
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Thank you for filling in for Aly.
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- Of course. I'm the godmother.
- And one, two,
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three, primal scream.
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(all screaming, shouting)
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Oh, my God! That's a big hea... Sorry.
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INSTRUCTOR: Okay, and now let's practice
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some pelvic tilts on the birthing ball.
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Oh.
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WINSTON: Excuse me. I-I realize you
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didn't get me one, so I'm gonna
go ahead and get my own.
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Uh...
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- Got the big boy. (Chuckles)
- Yeah.
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Whew! You know what's crazy
is you're gonna be
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a father any day now.
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- Yeah, it kind of snuck up on me.
- Yeah, you better get ready,
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'cause you're gonna get on
the Dad Train soon. (Chugging)
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Dad-dad! (Chugging)
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"No getting off this train."
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- You okay?
- Oh, yeah, I'm good. (Chuckles) I'm good.
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Well, all right.
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Who would like to demonstrate
how to hold a baby?
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Any takers? What about you?
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Oh, not me. That baby's creep city.
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(chuckles) Winnie, you're up.
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Me? Oh. Yeah.
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- Let's go, Dad.
- Okay.
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Hold it like this?
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- Cradle the head.
- Cradle it. Yeah.
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(quietly): Well, look at you.
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I promise to love and protect you.
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Nobody's ever gonna hurt
my goochy, goochy...
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- Oh! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Okay, and...
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I'm sorry. I'm gonna fix this.
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I'm gonna fix him. I'm not ready.
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- No.
- Here, put that back.
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Put that back inside of you.
I don't want no part of that.
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(shouting)
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(exhaling)
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Look at us,
the unbreakable Kim and Schmidt.
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God, I forgot how much I despise you.
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We're gonna need your thoughts
on a new salsa account,
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- so get up to speed.
- Oh, I am up to speed on salsa.
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Now heads up, Schmidt,
things have changed here.
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- (elevator dings)
- It's not the same office you left.
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Ass Strat has been taken over
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by a Tokyo-based conglomerate.
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Are the toilets also Japa...
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Yes.
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(exhales)
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♪
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(as Schmidt): "Cecilia, you're
playing your music too loud."
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What's that, babe? Yeah, you know,
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I can't hear you out here with...
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- Oh, my God!
- NICK: What, are we having a laundry party?
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- What is that?!
- This?
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It's just a bear
I found outside the loft.
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Yeah, I brought it for my girl Ruth.
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Well, she's at school right now,
and I have
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15 binders worth of stuff to do
that Schmidt has left for me
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- before I go pick her up.
- Oh, that's perfect.
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I'll just pick her up.
I'll pick her up from school.
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I don't need your help picking
up my daughter from school.
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Okay?
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All right, well,
would you please tell her
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that I left this bear for her
so she knows it was from me?
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- Mm-mm.
- Ugh.
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- What?
- There's ants all over its neck.
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- What?
- Oh!
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There's more ants. Every time
it gets hit, more ants come out.
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Okay. All right.
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Hey, buddy.
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So, two things. Um, first of all,
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we're not welcome back in the class.
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And, second, they're billing you
for all ten classes.
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Jess, what if I'm not ready
to be a father?
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Winston, that was a fake baby.
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Real babies' heads
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- don't come off like that.
- Jess, I was
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in that class and it made me realize
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that this baby is coming.
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What happens when I'm in that hospital
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and I see my son's face
for the first time,
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coming out of Aly's butt?
What am I gonna do?
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What if there's something
that I don't know?
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I know this is gonna sound crazy,
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but ever since I found out
Aly was pregnant,
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I keep thinking about my dad.
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That clown? He left you guys.
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I know. It makes absolutely no sense,
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but I keep thinking,
what does he look like?
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You know? Does he think about me?
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Does he have a small group
of white friends like me?
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Well, have you thought about,
you know, reaching out to him again?
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I keep thinking, in
a perfect world, I wouldn't have
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to track down my dad
and risk getting rejected.
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He would just...
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Magically show up.
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Exactly.
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- Sturdy.
- Hey, Winston!
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(chuckles) Looking good.
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You don't have to gas me up, Jess.
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I've been at this thing for three hours.
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- It is all legs.
- Yeah.
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Look, I just wanted
to tell you something,
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and that is that when you're alive...
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Sometimes your friends
think that you're... No.
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Okay, I'm just gonna say it.
Your dad's outside.
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(laughs)
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Okay, that's a weird joke.
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Yeah, that's not a joke.
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He is, um... he's outside.
At this moment.
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(chuckles) Well, how the hell
did you find him?
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Well, it was a journey.
Basically, I Googled his name,
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and here we are.
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- Oh.
- Listen,
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if it would make you feel better
to talk to your dad,
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then I think you should.
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Yeah, I'll go talk to him.
I wonder if... (chuckles)
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Nah.
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Okay. "Hey, D... Hey, Pop.
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"You want to shake my...
You want to shake my...
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Your hand looks like my hand." (laughs)
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He'll be like, "What's up, son?"
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I'll be like, "Don't call me son."
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- Uh-huh.
- "Don't call me son." You know?
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"But I love you so much. I miss...
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I've never seen you."
I don't know what he looks like.
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Or I can tell him to leave.
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No.
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No. It's fine.
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He's my dad.
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I'll tell him.
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(sighs)
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Say what you got to say, son.
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Daddy!
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(both laugh)
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- Get it out. Yeah.
- (crying): Oh, my... My God.
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- Look at that.
- Look at that.
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- Look at that!
- Look at that!
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Look at that! Oh, come on, now.
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- Come on!
- Come on, now.
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Be feeling like I'm-a stand up in here.
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- Come on, now!
- Come on, now.
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NICK: Okay. Kids' toys.
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- I got this.
- (phone rings)
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Okay, I got that.
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Go for Nick.
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Uh, hey, Nick. Where are you?
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I'm at home making a goodie bag
for my favorite little girl.
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Um, listen to me. Uh, I actually...
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(clears throat) I need your...
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help picking up Ruth from school.
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(laughs): Oh. Isn't this interesting?
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Last time I checked, you didn't need
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old Nick Miller's help.
250
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Hold a minute
while old Nick Miller laughs
251
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- and says, "Well, well, well."
- Nick.
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- Please. Okay, I...
- (Laughing)
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Nick.
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- Listen to me...
- Well, well, well.
255
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- Looks like you do need old Nicky's help.
- (groans)
256
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- Please. Please. Listen to me.
- (laughs)
257
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Okay, Nick, I forgot
258
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my phone at the house, and that phone
259
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has the gate code
260
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- that will let me into the school...
- Hold on.
261
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If you forgot your phone at home,
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then tell me this:
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What are you calling me on?
264
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A stranger's phone, okay?
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Ruth's lunch
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is next to my phone,
267
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and I forgot her lunch, too,
so just bring both, okay?
268
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Got it. Also...
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Welcome back, Mr. Schmidt.
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I cannot wait
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to hear your pitch on the salsa account.
272
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Uh, take it away.
273
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SCHMIDT: I'd love to. Thank you so much.
274
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Let's talk about salsa.
275
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It's a sauce.
276
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- Or it...
- (phone vibrates)
277
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Uh...
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Uh, I actually have to take this.
279
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So-so sorry.
280
00:09:49,244 --> 00:09:51,345
- Hello?
- Daddy, come pick me up.
281
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Mommy isn't here yet.
282
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What do you mean,
Mommy's not... It's 2:30.
283
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What is she do...? (sighs)
284
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Okay, um...
285
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Daddy's on his way.
286
00:10:04,593 --> 00:10:06,727
(chuckles)
287
00:10:06,795 --> 00:10:09,330
I actually have to step out
for just a second.
288
00:10:09,398 --> 00:10:11,032
You know, in preparation
for this meeting,
289
00:10:11,099 --> 00:10:14,335
I ate an entire jar of salsa,
and it is...
290
00:10:14,403 --> 00:10:16,404
(whistles) sliding right through me.
291
00:10:19,074 --> 00:10:21,575
Ah, come on.
292
00:10:22,811 --> 00:10:23,878
Hey, little girl.
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Hi.
294
00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:27,948
- You want to open the gate for me?
- No.
295
00:10:28,016 --> 00:10:29,817
No? You want... Let me see what I got.
296
00:10:29,885 --> 00:10:30,985
A peanut butter sandwich?
297
00:10:31,053 --> 00:10:32,186
You want a peanut butter sandwich?
298
00:10:32,254 --> 00:10:33,554
Come here me a sec. Give me a sec.
299
00:10:33,622 --> 00:10:35,856
Look at this, look at this.
300
00:10:35,924 --> 00:10:37,658
Come over here,
eat the peanut butter sandwich.
301
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Open the gate. Look.
302
00:10:39,027 --> 00:10:41,529
Mmm. So yummy.
303
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Come... come on, come on.
Where you going?
304
00:10:43,165 --> 00:10:44,899
Hey! Little girl!
305
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Come on, little girl, please.
306
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Where you going? Ah. No.
307
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MAN: Hey! What are you doing?
308
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Oh, I was just trying
to get a little girl
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out of here. (Groans)
310
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I want to be a girl's godfather.
311
00:10:53,875 --> 00:10:55,576
So, godfathers can basically make rules
312
00:10:55,644 --> 00:10:56,844
and do things with little kids
313
00:10:56,912 --> 00:10:58,012
when their parents aren't around.
314
00:10:58,080 --> 00:10:59,513
- What? Excuse me?!
- And also, they love me.
315
00:10:59,581 --> 00:11:01,081
- You sick bastard.
- No, no.
316
00:11:01,133 --> 00:11:02,056
- You're coming with me.
- No, no.
317
00:11:02,081 --> 00:11:03,360
- Peanut butter sandwich. Disgusting.
- (grunts)
318
00:11:03,385 --> 00:11:04,552
Stop! Kids love me.
319
00:11:04,619 --> 00:11:05,553
I'm a famous author.
320
00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:07,088
Hey, he's with me. I'm a parent.
321
00:11:07,155 --> 00:11:08,222
- Parent.
- Yeah.
322
00:11:08,290 --> 00:11:09,590
No worries. I'm, uh, I'm a parent.
323
00:11:09,658 --> 00:11:10,891
Okay, so what's the gate code, then?
324
00:11:10,959 --> 00:11:13,561
Gate code is four...
325
00:11:13,628 --> 00:11:16,363
- three... seven...
- You're guessing.
326
00:11:16,431 --> 00:11:18,432
- He's onto us, Cece! Run! Hyah!
- Hey.
327
00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:19,633
I'm coming for you, Ruth!
328
00:11:19,701 --> 00:11:21,469
Here comes your godfather!
329
00:11:21,536 --> 00:11:22,570
Oh, my God.
330
00:11:22,637 --> 00:11:24,672
Is that it?
331
00:11:24,739 --> 00:11:26,107
- Wait, hold up, hold on now.
- H-Hold up.
332
00:11:26,174 --> 00:11:27,775
- Hold up, boy.
- You got bees on your shirt.
333
00:11:27,843 --> 00:11:30,244
- I got birds on my shirt.
- Birds and the bees, baby.
334
00:11:30,312 --> 00:11:32,246
- Birds and the bees! (Laughs)
- Come on, now.
335
00:11:32,314 --> 00:11:33,881
- My boy!
- (both laughing)
336
00:11:35,183 --> 00:11:36,584
Hey, Aly.
337
00:11:36,651 --> 00:11:38,152
- What are you doing out of bed?
- I heard
338
00:11:38,220 --> 00:11:40,253
a man's voice and wanted to know
if you were cheating on Nick
339
00:11:40,291 --> 00:11:41,807
- in the bedroom of my future child.
- (chuckles)
340
00:11:41,878 --> 00:11:45,326
Well, big news: I found Winston's dad.
341
00:11:45,393 --> 00:11:47,461
- In there.
- (Winston and Van laughing)
342
00:11:48,730 --> 00:11:50,164
- (giggles)
- You want to wrestle?
343
00:11:50,232 --> 00:11:51,432
WINSTON: Take off your pants, Dad!
344
00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:52,708
- You know what we like?
- MAN: What?
345
00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:54,435
WINSTON: Those two black dudes
from This Is Us.
346
00:11:54,503 --> 00:11:57,004
That's not Winston's dad.
347
00:11:57,072 --> 00:11:59,406
- (excited chatter continues)
- What?
348
00:11:59,474 --> 00:12:00,641
I saw his picture on the database
349
00:12:00,709 --> 00:12:02,810
at the station. I know this.
That's not him!
350
00:12:02,878 --> 00:12:04,071
Huh.
351
00:12:06,514 --> 00:12:08,906
Jess, who is that man in my house
352
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:10,485
pretending to be Winston's dad?
353
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:11,989
His name is Van Bishop.
354
00:12:12,071 --> 00:12:13,805
But did he say he was Winston's dad?
355
00:12:13,873 --> 00:12:15,607
I showed him a picture of Winston,
356
00:12:15,675 --> 00:12:17,476
and he burst into tears.
357
00:12:17,543 --> 00:12:19,711
- So no.
- I'm sorry.
358
00:12:19,779 --> 00:12:21,079
Winston was freaking out
359
00:12:21,147 --> 00:12:22,748
about being a father and kept saying
360
00:12:22,815 --> 00:12:24,349
he wished he could meet his dad.
361
00:12:24,417 --> 00:12:25,951
WINSTON: Of course
you can sleep over, Dad.
362
00:12:26,019 --> 00:12:27,019
- The couch lets out.
- (Van laughs)
363
00:12:27,086 --> 00:12:28,419
Love you, son.
364
00:12:28,482 --> 00:12:30,489
- I love you, too, Pop.
- Mm-mm. This is bad.
365
00:12:30,556 --> 00:12:32,536
They are getting closer every minute.
366
00:12:32,607 --> 00:12:33,959
You need to fix this right now.
367
00:12:34,027 --> 00:12:36,161
Okay, Aly, I got this.
368
00:12:36,229 --> 00:12:38,330
If you don't, when I have the strength
369
00:12:38,398 --> 00:12:40,999
to wrap these hands
around your tiny little neck,
370
00:12:41,067 --> 00:12:42,334
I will do so.
371
00:12:42,402 --> 00:12:43,335
(chuckles nervously)
372
00:12:43,403 --> 00:12:44,369
And I will smile.
373
00:12:45,905 --> 00:12:47,656
(Cece sighs)
374
00:12:47,681 --> 00:12:49,349
- This is all your fault.
- This is all your fault.
375
00:12:49,374 --> 00:12:50,491
- Don't talk to me, okay?
- No, don't talk to me.
376
00:12:50,546 --> 00:12:51,772
Now you're just gonna sit there
and mimic me?
377
00:12:51,843 --> 00:12:52,776
Don't do the thing with the hands.
378
00:12:52,844 --> 00:12:53,967
- Grow up!
- You grow up!
379
00:12:54,030 --> 00:12:55,256
- Are you kidding me right now?
- Are you kidding me?
380
00:12:55,327 --> 00:12:56,601
- Don't talk to me.
- Don't do the Cece to me.
381
00:12:56,672 --> 00:12:57,639
(deep voice): Don't do the Nick to me.
382
00:12:57,706 --> 00:12:59,240
- Mommy!
- (gasps)
383
00:12:59,291 --> 00:13:01,640
- BOTH: Hey!
- Uncle Nick.
384
00:13:01,733 --> 00:13:03,911
Hi, honey. I am so sorry.
385
00:13:03,979 --> 00:13:05,113
You must be hungry. Right?
386
00:13:05,180 --> 00:13:07,015
No worries, 'cause Uncle Nick
387
00:13:07,082 --> 00:13:08,683
- has your sandwich.
- I do. I have your sandwich.
388
00:13:08,751 --> 00:13:11,319
Here you go.
389
00:13:11,387 --> 00:13:13,354
You ate it.
390
00:13:13,422 --> 00:13:15,023
The truth is I sat on it. (Chuckles)
391
00:13:15,090 --> 00:13:16,712
Maybe I took a bite.
I took a couple bites.
392
00:13:16,759 --> 00:13:18,705
- I ate a lot of it.
- You know what? It gonna be...
393
00:13:18,759 --> 00:13:20,461
Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.
394
00:13:20,529 --> 00:13:21,796
She is going full armadillo.
395
00:13:21,864 --> 00:13:23,998
- (grunts)
- I need my phone. Give me my phone.
396
00:13:24,066 --> 00:13:25,199
Well, I'm her godfather.
397
00:13:25,267 --> 00:13:26,467
- I'm not a fisherman's vest.
- No.
398
00:13:26,535 --> 00:13:27,935
What you are is the human equivalent
399
00:13:28,003 --> 00:13:29,604
of the crack between two couch cushions.
400
00:13:29,672 --> 00:13:31,099
Grab her. I'm gonna go start the car.
401
00:13:31,154 --> 00:13:33,224
VAN: So, anyway,
I'm on the back of a Jet Ski
402
00:13:33,248 --> 00:13:34,371
- with Cornel West.
- Mm-hmm.
403
00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:36,868
And he tells me, "Hey, you're
leaning too far to the left."
404
00:13:36,912 --> 00:13:38,479
I said, "No, you leaning
too far to the left."
405
00:13:38,547 --> 00:13:39,647
- Oh!
- (both laugh)
406
00:13:39,715 --> 00:13:41,616
I see what you did. I see it.
407
00:13:41,684 --> 00:13:42,939
Y'all talking about Cornel West?
408
00:13:42,978 --> 00:13:44,952
- Dad's got stories for days.
- I bet.
409
00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:47,522
I bet. Anyway,
why don't we button mash this
410
00:13:47,589 --> 00:13:49,490
for next week and, um, Van,
I can give you a ride home.
411
00:13:49,558 --> 00:13:50,658
- (laughs)
- Wait, what? No.
412
00:13:50,726 --> 00:13:52,560
- No, no, no, no. He just got here.
- (groans)
413
00:13:52,628 --> 00:13:54,829
You know, I want to talk
about the old days in Chicago.
414
00:13:54,897 --> 00:13:55,863
Never been there. Garbage city.
415
00:13:55,931 --> 00:13:57,732
Yeah, it has its bad parts,
416
00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:00,368
but, you know, the education
system is getting...
417
00:14:00,436 --> 00:14:02,488
- Wait. You've never been there?
- Never been there.
418
00:14:02,513 --> 00:14:03,855
You know what?
I totally know what he means,
419
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:06,011
because I feel like sometimes
420
00:14:06,051 --> 00:14:07,675
I've never been to L.A.,
and I live here.
421
00:14:07,743 --> 00:14:09,744
You know what I mean?
Like, ask me where the ocean is.
422
00:14:09,812 --> 00:14:11,212
"Uh, to the left?" I don't know.
423
00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:12,613
- Should we hit the road?
- WINSTON: Jess?
424
00:14:12,681 --> 00:14:14,482
What's going on?
425
00:14:17,786 --> 00:14:19,487
Oh, no. Ruth hasn't been signed out.
426
00:14:19,555 --> 00:14:21,889
Um, excuse me. Um, have you seen Ruth?
427
00:14:21,957 --> 00:14:25,526
Brown hair, smile that would
shake the earth, hates peas?
428
00:14:25,594 --> 00:14:27,261
A white man broke in today.
429
00:14:27,329 --> 00:14:29,597
A... a white man?! No!
430
00:14:29,665 --> 00:14:31,699
Well, what did security do about it?!
431
00:14:31,767 --> 00:14:34,202
- Nothing.
- Typical!
432
00:14:34,269 --> 00:14:35,603
I'm calling Cece.
433
00:14:35,671 --> 00:14:38,906
(phone ringing)
434
00:14:38,974 --> 00:14:41,309
Go for Brian.
435
00:14:41,376 --> 00:14:43,845
Who the heck is Brian?! Where's Cece?!
436
00:14:44,947 --> 00:14:46,647
All right, Ruth,
437
00:14:46,715 --> 00:14:48,783
let's find something
to play with inside this, uh,
438
00:14:48,851 --> 00:14:52,309
pillowcase of crap your future
godfather brought you.
439
00:14:52,364 --> 00:14:54,180
- Oh, God. Okay.
- There's this thing.
440
00:14:54,256 --> 00:14:56,724
- Put that down.
- Yeah, put that down right there.
441
00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:58,626
Look at this! We got an old beeper.
442
00:14:58,694 --> 00:15:00,595
You can pretend to be a-a doctor,
443
00:15:00,662 --> 00:15:02,630
or a late '90s drug dealer.
444
00:15:02,698 --> 00:15:04,799
- What's a drug dealer?
- Don't give her that.
445
00:15:04,867 --> 00:15:06,334
Gah, Ma, stop being such a narc.
446
00:15:06,401 --> 00:15:07,935
(sighs)
447
00:15:08,003 --> 00:15:09,937
Okay, thank God you're alive.
448
00:15:10,005 --> 00:15:11,405
Of course we're alive.
What are you doing here?
449
00:15:11,473 --> 00:15:13,025
I went to the school; Ruth wasn't there.
450
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,442
They told me a white man
tried to hop the fence,
451
00:15:14,510 --> 00:15:17,145
and some man named Brian
answered your phone.
452
00:15:17,212 --> 00:15:18,946
- Hi.
- What happened?
453
00:15:19,014 --> 00:15:20,882
- Nick ate her sandwich.
- I had one bite of her sandwich.
454
00:15:20,949 --> 00:15:22,650
Guess, technically, "inhaled" it.
455
00:15:22,718 --> 00:15:24,585
- I didn't inhale it!
- Guys, please.
456
00:15:24,653 --> 00:15:26,754
It's not a big deal.
I'll make her another sandwich.
457
00:15:26,822 --> 00:15:28,623
No, you won't.
458
00:15:28,690 --> 00:15:31,592
About that. So... (laughs)
459
00:15:33,495 --> 00:15:35,129
We're out of peanut butter.
460
00:15:35,197 --> 00:15:36,497
What do you mean,
we're out of peanut butter?
461
00:15:36,565 --> 00:15:38,481
CECE: I know. Okay,
there was just too much to do.
462
00:15:38,551 --> 00:15:41,609
- And those binders. It is not possible!
- I do this every day.
463
00:15:41,670 --> 00:15:43,471
NICK: You see, that's when
the-the Chicago Cubs won the
464
00:15:43,539 --> 00:15:46,099
World Series, and, uh, all the
players signed it.
465
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:49,060
I need you to just be careful, 'cause
it's worth a lot of money.
466
00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:50,444
I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that.
467
00:15:50,512 --> 00:15:52,313
I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't...
468
00:15:52,381 --> 00:15:55,149
- Did Nick fix our child?
- What are you doing?
469
00:15:55,217 --> 00:15:57,168
- Just making it pretty.
- You're ruining it.
470
00:15:57,246 --> 00:15:59,720
Your face ruined it!
You're a dumb raccoon.
471
00:15:59,788 --> 00:16:01,504
- Accurate.
- Oh. As a godfather,
472
00:16:01,558 --> 00:16:02,910
I got to push through that.
473
00:16:02,958 --> 00:16:05,543
- (phone rings)
- Ooh, that's work.
474
00:16:05,629 --> 00:16:08,095
- I got to go back.
- What about spa time?
475
00:16:08,163 --> 00:16:10,798
I need to zap my frown lines.
476
00:16:10,866 --> 00:16:13,501
Oh. Uh, honey.
477
00:16:13,569 --> 00:16:15,803
You know what, honey?
478
00:16:15,871 --> 00:16:19,140
We can do pretend Botox
on another day, okay?
479
00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:21,209
Why?
480
00:16:21,276 --> 00:16:23,177
Because Daddy has to go sell
481
00:16:23,245 --> 00:16:25,313
a Mexican product to Americans
482
00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:26,981
so that Japanese people
483
00:16:27,049 --> 00:16:28,382
can make money.
484
00:16:28,450 --> 00:16:30,518
I'm sorry.
485
00:16:30,586 --> 00:16:33,187
- Bye.
- Bye.
486
00:16:37,226 --> 00:16:39,360
- Jess, is he not my dad?
- Is he not my son?
487
00:16:39,428 --> 00:16:41,195
Before I answer that,
I want you guys to know
488
00:16:41,263 --> 00:16:43,497
I had an accomplice in this,
and her name is Google.
489
00:16:43,565 --> 00:16:44,699
Maybe I'm a little confused here.
490
00:16:44,766 --> 00:16:46,234
I called you "Dad," you called me "son"
491
00:16:46,301 --> 00:16:47,902
for hours. I sat on your lap.
492
00:16:47,970 --> 00:16:49,370
(whispers): We ate pistachios together.
493
00:16:49,438 --> 00:16:51,739
I love pistachios. She told me
494
00:16:51,807 --> 00:16:53,507
that you were my son,
and I believed her.
495
00:16:53,575 --> 00:16:56,210
I mean, you could be.
The '80s were a blur.
496
00:16:56,278 --> 00:16:58,813
And I toured the country
in a Van Morrison cover band.
497
00:16:58,881 --> 00:17:00,548
You did? Did you play
the Portland Rec Center?
498
00:17:00,616 --> 00:17:03,451
Oh, maybe. (Laughs)
It was a wild time back then.
499
00:17:03,518 --> 00:17:05,519
(Van chuckles, sighs)
500
00:17:05,587 --> 00:17:08,556
♪ Hide behind a rainbow wall ♪
501
00:17:08,624 --> 00:17:11,859
♪ Slipping and sliding all along ♪
502
00:17:11,927 --> 00:17:14,595
♪ The waterfall with you ♪
503
00:17:14,663 --> 00:17:16,530
♪ My brown-eyed girl ♪
504
00:17:16,598 --> 00:17:18,532
♪ You are my ♪
505
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:19,867
BOTH: ♪ Brown-eyed girl ♪
506
00:17:19,927 --> 00:17:22,550
I can't, I can't, uh...
507
00:17:22,628 --> 00:17:24,538
I-I got to go.
I can't, I can't be here right now.
508
00:17:24,606 --> 00:17:26,274
(grunting)
509
00:17:26,341 --> 00:17:27,675
Oh!
510
00:17:27,743 --> 00:17:29,110
- Oh.
- Ooh!
511
00:17:29,177 --> 00:17:30,544
(groaning)
512
00:17:31,423 --> 00:17:33,709
♪ Brown-eyed girl ♪
513
00:17:36,137 --> 00:17:38,404
Mr. Yukimura, uh, I apologize.
514
00:17:38,467 --> 00:17:40,401
- Sell me some salsa.
- Okay, here we go.
515
00:17:40,469 --> 00:17:42,332
Well, what do we know about salsa?
516
00:17:42,407 --> 00:17:44,809
- We know that it's a gift...
- (phone chirping)
517
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:46,798
from another culture.
518
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,399
(phone continues chirping)
519
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:53,271
Schmidt?! (hisses)
520
00:17:54,234 --> 00:17:56,669
Are you with us?
521
00:17:57,661 --> 00:18:00,712
Yes. Uh, it's just...
522
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:05,350
You don't know how important
salsa is until it's gone.
523
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:08,520
You keep it in the back of
your fridge, taking for granted
524
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,121
that it'll be there.
525
00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:11,523
But once it's gone,
526
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:14,192
you realize you can't go
a single day without it.
527
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:18,363
Señor Cha Cha's Salsa:
528
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:21,165
The salsa that belongs
in the front of your fridge.
529
00:18:24,222 --> 00:18:27,024
Sure. Throw in a dragon
with a sombrero and I'm in.
530
00:18:27,055 --> 00:18:28,172
Great job.
531
00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:30,540
Moshi moshi.
532
00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:33,044
Hi, Mama Bear and Papa Bear.
533
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:36,247
(laughs) Goldilocks is here
with an apology,
534
00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:39,017
- and it's gonna be just right.
- WINSTON: Aly?
535
00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:41,185
- Uh-huh.
- Will you please tell Jess to leave?
536
00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:42,720
You're not gonna talk to her?
537
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,023
It's okay. Winston can
talk to me when he's ready.
538
00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:47,425
Baby, she didn't do it on purpose.
539
00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:51,396
It's not her fault that she has
zero detective skills,
540
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,498
and there's another Van Bishop
in Los Angeles.
541
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,266
Which is crazy.
542
00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:57,235
- Her heart was in the right place.
- It was, and
543
00:18:57,303 --> 00:19:00,538
should I have let a strange man
in the house? No!
544
00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:03,541
Will it take a very long time
for you to forgive me?
545
00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:05,243
Yes. Years.
546
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,544
(scoffs)
547
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,214
Okay. I get it.
548
00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:11,783
I'll go. Um...
549
00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:18,756
I think this belongs to Leslie now.
550
00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:27,765
For what it's worth, you are
more prepared to be a father
551
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,448
than anyone I know,
and that includes Schmidt.
552
00:19:30,518 --> 00:19:33,846
And look, you'll have
good days and bad days.
553
00:19:33,908 --> 00:19:35,506
But you'll never be alone.
554
00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:39,592
And just remember,
you don't have to have had a dad
555
00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:40,612
to be a great dad.
556
00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:46,017
(Winston sighs)
557
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:48,453
♪
558
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:49,854
Here.
559
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:54,158
Thank you. I won't let you down.
560
00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:56,083
And you know what your mom looks like,
561
00:19:56,145 --> 00:19:57,645
so I'm never gonna present you
562
00:19:57,669 --> 00:19:58,862
- with a fake mom...
- Mm.
563
00:19:58,887 --> 00:20:00,020
- I'll stop.
- Too soon.
564
00:20:00,044 --> 00:20:01,386
(laughs) Hey, family,
565
00:20:01,411 --> 00:20:03,234
I've been sitting on the curb
the last two hours, thinking.
566
00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:05,036
Look, I know I'm not your real dad,
567
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:06,704
but a part of me wishes I was.
568
00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:08,406
You know, you're a hell of a kid.
569
00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:11,042
So if you ever need somebody
to play catch with you,
570
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:12,477
or give you the real deal
571
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,979
when you step out of line,
give me a call.
572
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,948
Nah, dawg. I'm good.
573
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,883
That makes sense.
574
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,085
♪ And you ♪
575
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:25,423
♪ I'm your brown-eyed girl ♪
576
00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:27,792
- Okay.
- Okay.
577
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:30,928
- (sighs)
- Am I still wearing makeup?
578
00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:33,931
You look like my grandmother
right before she went insane.
579
00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:35,299
Good, great.
580
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:36,601
♪ Tuesdays and so slow... ♪
581
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:38,603
I'm sorry I went overboard
with the binders before.
582
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,438
No, no. I'm sorry.
583
00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:44,342
I honestly don't know how
you do this every single day.
584
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:45,643
How was work?
585
00:20:45,711 --> 00:20:47,679
- Frickin' crushed it.
- Oh, great.
586
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:50,114
- And I think I want to quit.
- What? Really?
587
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:53,785
I just kept wishing that I was
here, taking care of Ruth.
588
00:20:53,852 --> 00:20:55,520
It's the best job I've ever had.
589
00:20:55,587 --> 00:21:00,291
What would you think if...
I was home full-time?
590
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:04,996
I think that anything
that makes you happy
591
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:07,632
and keeps those binders away from me,
592
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,701
that's what you should do.
593
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:13,971
♪ La dee dah ♪
594
00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:16,074
Aah!
595
00:21:16,099 --> 00:21:17,608
- What is that?! Bear!
- Yeah.
596
00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:23,388
And stay out!
597
00:21:23,998 --> 00:21:25,465
You bear!
598
00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:29,525
(tense music plays)
599
00:21:29,611 --> 00:21:32,356
It's all clear, honey! I got rid of him!
600
00:21:32,551 --> 00:21:37,551
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