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And so, beautiful monkey cracker.
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Monkey cracker boyfriend.
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In Russia, we would strap you to goat
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and see if you live.
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And if you don't live, we eat the goat.
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May you die together.
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Well, that was wonderful.
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- Did someone ask her to speak?
- Okay.
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Up next, Nick's two best men:
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my husband and Winston Bishop.
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Okay.
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Oh, this is gonna be trouble.
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Good. Okay, so, uh, Nick and Jess
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asked the two of us to make a toast
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- the night before their wedding.
- But Schmidty and Winnie
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don't roll like that.
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- Uh-oh.
- So why toast...
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When we can roast?
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This is about to be really funny.
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Okay, let's start with Nick.
Now, I don't want to say
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Nick here is a lazy
piece of human garbage
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with a flat ass and the writing talents
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of a brain-dead alcoholic.
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Because why state the obvious?
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Oh, my God.
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- Oh.
- But in a real way,
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Nick sucks as a person, y'all.
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- That's right.
- He really does.
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But more importantly, his writing...
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also sucks!
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You know what they say:
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you put a thousand monkeys
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in front of a thousand typewriters...
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One of them will be
Nick, and he'll probably
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be writing The Pepperwood Chronicles.
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That's a dumb-ass book.
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Maybe this is our fault. We threw
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this wedding together so fast.
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And you did tell 'em to go hard.
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I did actually tell them to go "hawd"
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and to not get "scurred,"
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so th-that's where
the confusion might be.
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- And that brings us to Jess.
- Okay.
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Beautiful, big-eyed Jess
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who could have had any man she wanted
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in the whole wide world.
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- And still can.
- And still can.
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- She still can.
- Run!
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- Get your ass out.
- Run!
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- He ain't no good.
- Do you think this is funny?
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- No.
- He's gonna drag you down!
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- That's a loser! Run!
- Yep. And he's a piece of doo-doo
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on top of it... he won't
pleasure you, just himself.
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Do I really have to sleep
at Schmidt's house tonight?
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- He wants to do facials.
- Run!
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I feel like that's not
what I think it means,
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but I still don't want to do it.
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Well, it is tradition to sleep apart
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the night before the wedding.
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So, what does, uh, tradition say
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about hand stuff?
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I'll have to check the book.
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- Okay.
- That's Nick Miller.
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- What book?
- Thank you.
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- Okay.
- Right there.
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- For real, though.
- Okay.
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Have a lovely evening, you guys. Okay.
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- That was good, right?
- Yep.
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- God, Mom!
- I wasn't touching it.
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You shouldn't have slept together
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the night before your
wedding. It is bad luck.
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- Oh.
- Mom, that's just a stupid superstition.
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Oh, it is so not. Your Uncle Elmer slept
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with your Aunt Jeanie the
night before their wedding.
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And they've been married 40 years.
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But he's gay. You're playing with fire.
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- This marriage could be cursed.
- Well, if the curse means
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spending the rest of my life
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with the woman I love, then I say
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- bring it on.
- Oh, grow up.
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- I love you.
- Love you, too.
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- Also, your Wang is out.
- It is?
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♪ I'm getting married ♪
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♪ In the morning ♪
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♪ Even though it's later in the day ♪
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♪ Am I nervous? Maybe ♪
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♪ Damn, I forgot to invite Sadie ♪
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♪ Who knew my Uncle Elmer was gay? ♪
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Hey, Jess, I'm gonna take Mario
for a little walk.
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I'll see you on the
other side of the aisle.
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I'd ask you for a kiss,
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but I don't want to mess with the curse.
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Well, that curse can kiss my ass,
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and you can kiss my face.
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That's very funny, but the swearing
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will end when we're married.
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- All right. Love you.
- Love you.
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Have fun.
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Honey, you are as beautiful
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as the day you slid out of me.
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No one is gonna be able
to take their eyes off you.
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You're a vision.
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Really?
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- I don't look like a pirate bride?
- No.
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- No way.
- Never. Mm-mm.
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Why are we lying to her?
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Not now, Ruth.
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Idea.
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Once I am finished with your hair,
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no one's gonna notice anyway, okay?
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Oh! Nothing that covers my shoulders.
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I want to make sure
I leave room for the parrot.
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It's the curse. I told you.
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She slipped in the shower
and scratched her cornea
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on a dog toy.
That could happen to anyone.
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Hey. People on one side of the aisle
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won't even notice.
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- Oh.
- Is it that bad?
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I just want to check it out.
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- It's fine... oh.
- Can I look at it?
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Oh, God, I look like a prostitute
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from an Old West movie
that everybody calls Winks.
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Oh, my gosh, I actually arrested
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a prostitute named Winks once.
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Was she pretty?
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She was a good person,
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but she had her demons, like we all do.
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We don't need to talk about Winks.
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Ah... Excuse me.
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Mom, what if it is the curse?
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What if I cursed my future with Nick?
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What if it's all downhill from here?
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It's not real, okay, do not
let that get into your head.
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- Sweetheart, this wedding is a wash.
- Oh, my God.
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You'll get it right the next time.
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- Joan...
- Cece.
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Tran!
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Look at you. You look so good,
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you heartthrob.
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Hey, did you ever think
Jess was gonna want
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to marry me? You did?
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Ah, see, I didn't see
that. I just feel like
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the luckiest guy in the whole world.
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That's a very sweet thing to say.
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Hey, I'm feeling a little bit antsy.
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What's a groom supposed
to do on his wedding day?
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I said day, not night,
you little pervert.
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I know what to do in the night.
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Oh, my publisher just showed up.
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I want to see what he
thinks about my new book.
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I'm not gonna give him your poems.
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I'm not gonna do it.
I gave you my opinion on 'em.
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There was some racist stuff
in there that I didn't dig,
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and I don't want my name associated.
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I'll give him your poems.
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There he is, father of the bride.
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I've been told to keep you
to three drinks, sir.
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Very cute.
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Almost as cute as the toast
that you gave last night.
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Let me ask you something as a fan.
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When you rhymed Nick's name
with a certain body part,
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how did you come up with that?
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I mean, because, come on, brilliant.
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Thank you very much for
saying that, it means...
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He's being sarcastic.
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Oh, so now you can read the room.
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What the hell are you talking about?
We killed it last night.
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Yeah, I explained every joke
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- right after I told it.
- Yeah.
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You stunk, like a...
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a big wheel of Limburger cheese.
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Now, that's comedy.
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Stay away from me.
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Nick, I gotta tell you, Chicago Hobo is
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- some of your best writing.
- You really liked it?
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- Oh, I loved it.
- What a relief.
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I had no idea you had
such a difficult childhood.
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I mean, you've seen a lot of dead dogs.
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- 313.
- Ah.
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- So, when are we publishing this?
- Oh, no, no, we're not.
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Uh, it's too dark for the tween market.
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I-I thought you said you
re... you really l-liked...
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We can sign you up for
three more Pepperwoods.
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I feel like I'm done with Pepperwood.
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That's a great, that's
great, that's great.
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- See, because he's Jewish...
- Okay, yum, yum.
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Who's that bear over there?
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Don't answer.
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The curse?
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No.
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- Oh...
- Hey, I'm just,
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uh, looking for hairspray.
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What is going on with you?
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Nothing. Where's Ruth?
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Oh, she's busy guarding
the bridal suite.
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No boys allowed.
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Get him, Mario!
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You sure you're okay?
Because you seem to be
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in some pain back there,
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like you were in, I don't know, labor.
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What? No, my baby loves being in here.
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You don't even know.
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All right.
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I'm fine. Get out of here.
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- All right.
- See ya.
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Jess, honey, it's happening.
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- What is?
- The curse!
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How often do you check your mail?
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Mom, you know your girl's paperless.
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- You're being evicted.
- What?!
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This is from the new management company.
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I have to move out in 30 days. Oh, no.
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Everything's going wrong.
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You were right. I cursed us.
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- This is a disaster! What do I do?
- Shh, shh, shh.
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- What do I do? Mom!
- Shh, shh, shh. Sweetheart,
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I know just want you need. How about
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you try to relax with
a little of the cheeba
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- from Aunt Reeba?
- What?
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- Marijuana.
- It's my wedding day!
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What? Did you bring that on the plane?
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- Yes.
- Mom!
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Really, just take a small toke.
It's not that strong.
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It's so weak, they call
it Gun Control in America.
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Hey, babe.
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I found the hairspray, and...
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Oh, my God, you're in your dress.
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Babe, you look so beautiful. I can't
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believe you're finally
getting married, and...
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- Cece!
- Hey!
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Oh, my God, I am so high.
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- Come here.
- Mm-hmm.
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I have something to tell you.
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- Come here.
- Okay, I'm here. Uh-huh.
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Whatever you do, don't tell Cece.
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- Mmm.
- Oh, my God.
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Okay, how much of your
mom's stuff did you smoke?
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It is so mild.
Like, I don't even feel it.
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- Nothing, huh?
- If I look in your eyes,
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- can you taste what I'm tasting?
- Mm-hmm. Okay, we have
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- 60 minutes till the wedding.
- No, look into my googly eye.
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- Uh, do I have to?
- Yeah.
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- You taste delicious vanilla cake?
- No.
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- Damn it.
- Okay, here's the plan.
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I am going to fix your makeup,
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- and then we ride this thing out.
- Oh, I've got a plan.
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- What?
- Check this out.
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- This is gonna be good.
- What is happening?
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Or strap on a spare patch,
and Nick marries a sexy fly.
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I'm just gonna remove this.
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Okay, here we go.
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- I can see.
- Yes, yeah.
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- Mm-hmm.
- So the upside to this is,
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at least you are not freaking out
256
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- about your wedding being cursed.
- Yeah.
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- That's a bonus.
- Oh, Cece, question.
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- Uh-huh.
- At what size does a cup
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- become a bucket?
- Uh...
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- Jess.
- Russell!
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How the hell are you?
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Good. You, look, um... Gosh.
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Mmm, did you have some cake yet?
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Uh, tons of it at my
house, but that's my issue.
265
00:09:00,186 --> 00:09:01,986
Look, I really need
to talk with you, Jess.
266
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Okay.
267
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Did I make that sound with my mind?
268
00:09:05,191 --> 00:09:07,321
- You okay, Aly?
- Mm-hmm, I'm fine.
269
00:09:07,391 --> 00:09:09,048
I just swallowed a wasp, and it stung me
270
00:09:09,110 --> 00:09:10,427
inside of my throat a bunch of times.
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I don't see what the big deal is.
Please stay away from me!
272
00:09:12,531 --> 00:09:14,198
Okay. Yeah, I'm gonna... I'm gonna
273
00:09:14,267 --> 00:09:16,167
go after that girl right there.
Russell, could you please
274
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keep an eye on Jess?
Don't let her out of your sight.
275
00:09:18,571 --> 00:09:20,471
- Yeah, yeah.
- Thank you very much. Appreciate it.
276
00:09:20,539 --> 00:09:25,242
Uh, Jess, you're, um...
your right eye's kind of stuck.
277
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Not if I do this.
278
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Much better now.
279
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Hey, so, um, we think we may have
280
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done a bad job with your toast.
281
00:09:33,916 --> 00:09:35,502
Uh, it's Winston's fault.
282
00:09:35,588 --> 00:09:37,254
- What? No. It is entirely Schmidt's fault.
- This is not a funny man.
283
00:09:37,322 --> 00:09:38,521
Doesn't matter. Look, we want
284
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to make it up to you,
so if there's anything
285
00:09:40,225 --> 00:09:42,592
that we can do, please
just l-let us know.
286
00:09:42,660 --> 00:09:44,794
- Our marriage is cursed.
- Wh-What do you mean, cursed?
287
00:09:44,863 --> 00:09:47,063
Last night I seduced Jess
at the, uh, rehearsal dinner.
288
00:09:47,132 --> 00:09:48,865
I dangled my hot body in front of her,
289
00:09:48,934 --> 00:09:50,666
and she couldn't resist,
290
00:09:50,735 --> 00:09:52,101
and we had a night of weird, wild sex
291
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that would have made
the good Lord proud,
292
00:09:53,538 --> 00:09:54,904
and now our marriage is cursed.
293
00:09:54,972 --> 00:09:56,506
Come on, man. None
of that stuff is true.
294
00:09:56,574 --> 00:09:58,007
Curses aren't real.
295
00:09:58,075 --> 00:09:59,609
Yeah, but you believe
in crystals, Winston.
296
00:09:59,677 --> 00:10:02,311
Crystals are real, dude. Don't
say nothing bad about crystals!
297
00:10:02,380 --> 00:10:04,447
Merle said he's not
publishing Chicago Hobo,
298
00:10:04,516 --> 00:10:06,148
- and then a bird pooed on me.
- What do you mean,
299
00:10:06,207 --> 00:10:08,021
- he won't publish it?
- Where's the bird? I'll poo on him.
300
00:10:08,084 --> 00:10:10,386
Those two things happened
back-to-back. That's a curse.
301
00:10:10,454 --> 00:10:12,687
Stop being such a goy boy.
You go find Merle,
302
00:10:12,756 --> 00:10:15,090
and you tell him that you are
not writing another Pepperwood
303
00:10:15,159 --> 00:10:16,892
until he publishes Chicago Hobo.
304
00:10:16,961 --> 00:10:19,328
- You think it'll work?
- I know so, okay?
305
00:10:19,397 --> 00:10:20,996
He's right over there.
We believe in you.
306
00:10:21,065 --> 00:10:23,498
- You can do this.
- I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do it well.
307
00:10:23,567 --> 00:10:25,033
- Hell, yeah.
- That's right.
308
00:10:25,101 --> 00:10:27,903
Well, guess we fixed the toast.
309
00:10:29,372 --> 00:10:31,172
Look at our boy, all grown up.
310
00:10:31,241 --> 00:10:32,674
Little disappointed about
what we talked about.
311
00:10:32,743 --> 00:10:34,576
You know, you and I...
we make a good combination.
312
00:10:34,645 --> 00:10:36,010
- Winston and Schmidt.
- Mm-hmm.
313
00:10:36,079 --> 00:10:37,412
- I set 'em up, you...
- And I set 'em up.
314
00:10:37,481 --> 00:10:38,914
All right.
315
00:10:38,982 --> 00:10:41,549
It looked good, man. How'd it go?
316
00:10:41,617 --> 00:10:42,975
Good, good, good.
He told me to go to hell
317
00:10:43,053 --> 00:10:44,685
and that he's not gonna
publish Pepperwood anymore,
318
00:10:44,754 --> 00:10:47,055
- and I basically lost my job, so...
- Mm.
319
00:10:48,124 --> 00:10:49,557
Uh...
320
00:10:49,625 --> 00:10:52,193
Curses are real, people!
321
00:10:52,262 --> 00:10:53,694
They are real!
322
00:10:53,763 --> 00:10:55,696
I got to go protect my bride.
323
00:10:55,721 --> 00:10:56,764
This is the oddest wedding.
324
00:10:56,833 --> 00:10:58,999
Oh, hey, Cece.
325
00:10:59,068 --> 00:11:01,034
Oh, I'm so mad about politics.
326
00:11:01,103 --> 00:11:02,470
Aah!
327
00:11:02,538 --> 00:11:04,738
Aly, you are having the baby, okay?
328
00:11:04,807 --> 00:11:06,406
- I know those labor eyes, sister.
- Okay, fine.
329
00:11:06,476 --> 00:11:08,108
- I'm in labor.
- I know!
330
00:11:08,177 --> 00:11:10,744
Why is this how we make more
people? It's a terrible system.
331
00:11:10,813 --> 00:11:12,245
Oh, honey, we got to get Winston,
332
00:11:12,314 --> 00:11:13,714
- we got to get you to the hospital.
- No, no, no.
333
00:11:13,783 --> 00:11:15,582
I don't want to go until
after the wedding. Aah!
334
00:11:15,650 --> 00:11:17,317
Take me to drugs. Take
me to drugs right now.
335
00:11:17,386 --> 00:11:18,751
There we go. All right, here we go.
336
00:11:18,820 --> 00:11:20,920
I don't want to scare you,
but this is the easy part.
337
00:11:20,990 --> 00:11:23,656
- You feeling better?
- Yeah, yeah.
338
00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:25,392
The fresh air's really helping.
339
00:11:25,461 --> 00:11:27,427
We're in a stairwell.
340
00:11:27,496 --> 00:11:29,129
Ugh. You must think I'm the worst
341
00:11:29,198 --> 00:11:31,197
for going elbow deep in the ganj.
342
00:11:31,265 --> 00:11:33,766
Nah. In fact, I was high for, well,
343
00:11:33,835 --> 00:11:36,235
all my weddings. Whatever
gets you down the aisle.
344
00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:37,770
Well, I seduced Nick last night.
345
00:11:37,839 --> 00:11:39,572
I lured him into my bridal chambers,
346
00:11:39,641 --> 00:11:41,307
and now we're getting evicted,
347
00:11:41,376 --> 00:11:44,944
my eye looks like ground beef,
and I cursed our marriage.
348
00:11:45,013 --> 00:11:46,846
- You believe in curses?
- Not normally,
349
00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:50,016
but I just want to know
that Nick and I are safe,
350
00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:52,684
and no cartoon anvil's
gonna fall out of the sky
351
00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:54,120
and crush us to smithereens.
352
00:11:54,188 --> 00:11:56,022
Is that crazy?
353
00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:59,825
No, but maybe it's not signs
and curses you're worried about.
354
00:11:59,894 --> 00:12:02,361
Maybe it's the relationship?
355
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,362
I mean, maybe, deep down, you know
356
00:12:04,431 --> 00:12:06,331
you and Nick aren't
right for each other.
357
00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,466
Wait, what?
358
00:12:08,536 --> 00:12:09,902
What are you running from?
359
00:12:09,970 --> 00:12:12,571
Here I am, sitting with an
amazing, beautiful, smart woman
360
00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:15,507
on her wedding day, and she's
stoned and wearing an eye patch,
361
00:12:15,576 --> 00:12:17,809
and sitting in a dank
stairwell with her ex.
362
00:12:17,878 --> 00:12:20,845
You want to talk about
signs, that's a sign.
363
00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:21,846
A sign of what?
364
00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:24,405
Don't marry Nick. Be with me.
365
00:12:24,475 --> 00:12:25,483
Jess.
366
00:12:25,552 --> 00:12:27,652
I love you.
367
00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,454
Oh, boy.
368
00:12:31,277 --> 00:12:33,591
Ooh, hey, honey.
369
00:12:33,818 --> 00:12:35,628
Hey, Ruth, is Aunt Jess here?
370
00:12:35,653 --> 00:12:38,487
- I really need to talk to her.
- What's the password?
371
00:12:38,565 --> 00:12:39,546
Oh, the password. Oh, uh, yeah, it's...
372
00:12:39,623 --> 00:12:40,923
- Ruth 1.
- Wrong.
373
00:12:40,992 --> 00:12:42,391
- Ruth 2?
- Wrong.
374
00:12:42,460 --> 00:12:44,125
- Ruth 3...?
- Wrong.
375
00:12:44,194 --> 00:12:45,627
- Don't do this to me, kid.
- Wrong.
376
00:12:45,696 --> 00:12:47,896
Ruth, honey, just tell us
where Aunt Jess is, okay?
377
00:12:47,965 --> 00:12:49,932
Sure, for a hundred bucks.
378
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,266
- I ain't got that.
- I've never been more proud of that...
379
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:52,434
I mean, this is my daughter.
380
00:12:52,503 --> 00:12:54,008
- Unbelievable.
- Yeah.
381
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:56,137
Ruth. Man to man,
382
00:12:56,206 --> 00:12:57,272
I need to talk to Jess.
383
00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:58,874
I need to know if she's okay.
384
00:12:58,943 --> 00:13:00,275
But they're not back there.
385
00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:01,943
They're on the stairs.
386
00:13:02,012 --> 00:13:03,778
- Who's "they"?
- Look.
387
00:13:03,847 --> 00:13:04,980
When you first started
working, I thought I was gonna
388
00:13:05,048 --> 00:13:06,414
be fine, I was over it, and then
389
00:13:06,483 --> 00:13:07,482
the more time we spent with each other,
390
00:13:07,550 --> 00:13:08,984
it just all came rushing back.
391
00:13:09,052 --> 00:13:10,918
And you're choosing to tell me this now?
392
00:13:10,988 --> 00:13:12,553
We've been together literally every day
393
00:13:12,622 --> 00:13:14,422
- for the past week and a half.
- Yeah.
394
00:13:14,491 --> 00:13:16,491
I shouldn't be telling you
any of this, but I also know
395
00:13:16,559 --> 00:13:19,594
- that if I didn't, I'd regret it forever.
- Russell,
396
00:13:19,662 --> 00:13:22,480
I am in love with Nick, 100%, okay?
397
00:13:22,534 --> 00:13:24,064
This is not puppy love.
398
00:13:24,133 --> 00:13:25,833
This is old-ass dog love.
399
00:13:25,902 --> 00:13:27,502
Do you remember your
first date with Nick?
400
00:13:27,570 --> 00:13:29,504
You ran into me... sign...
401
00:13:29,572 --> 00:13:32,006
and I asked you both to
write down what you meant
402
00:13:32,074 --> 00:13:34,641
to each other on the
back of some valet ticket.
403
00:13:35,844 --> 00:13:37,344
You kept those?
404
00:13:37,413 --> 00:13:40,514
I think you should look at
those before you get married.
405
00:13:40,582 --> 00:13:43,950
Neither of you were ever
sure about this, not really.
406
00:13:44,020 --> 00:13:45,619
Not deep down.
407
00:13:45,687 --> 00:13:49,089
Jess, be with me. Let me
give you the life you deserve.
408
00:13:49,158 --> 00:13:50,757
Let me make you happy.
409
00:13:50,826 --> 00:13:52,826
- Let me make you dead, you son of a bitch!
- Oh, Nick!
410
00:13:52,895 --> 00:13:54,961
Oh! No!
411
00:13:56,999 --> 00:13:58,498
I'm gonna get you...
412
00:13:58,567 --> 00:14:00,000
What you think
you're doing, Russell, huh?
413
00:14:00,068 --> 00:14:01,935
Don't you have enough wives, you slut?
414
00:14:02,004 --> 00:14:04,203
- I'm winning, I'm winning, I'm winning!
- Take that!
415
00:14:04,272 --> 00:14:06,705
I'm losing, I'm losing... he's
so slippery! He's like a dolphin!
416
00:14:06,774 --> 00:14:08,984
Wow, Jess.
417
00:14:09,038 --> 00:14:12,248
- That dress. You look so beautiful.
- Thank you.
418
00:14:12,273 --> 00:14:13,662
But your eye. What happened to your eye?
419
00:14:13,703 --> 00:14:16,053
- No... Oh.
- Did this son of a bitch steal your eye?!
420
00:14:16,078 --> 00:14:18,717
- I'll kill you!
- No, no, I hurt my eye, and then my mom
421
00:14:18,786 --> 00:14:21,454
gave me some of that
sweet Portland bomb-a.
422
00:14:21,523 --> 00:14:25,190
Look, Nick, I love you.
I have no feelings for Russell.
423
00:14:25,259 --> 00:14:27,309
But how could you not?
He is so handsome!
424
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:29,409
I mean, look at him!
He's physically outstanding!
425
00:14:29,434 --> 00:14:31,130
And it's all my fault!
426
00:14:31,155 --> 00:14:32,809
Because I brought the curse on us!
427
00:14:32,834 --> 00:14:34,659
Did the curse make you more handsome?!
428
00:14:34,735 --> 00:14:36,068
- Yeah.
- That's my question to you!
429
00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:38,336
- He is physically incredible!
- Nick,
430
00:14:38,405 --> 00:14:40,459
please don't fight him.
We both know you're gonna lose.
431
00:14:40,514 --> 00:14:42,013
- Let's do this!
- I got your back, man!
432
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,522
- Let's do it!
- Yeah, unlucky for you, I'm packin'.
433
00:14:44,561 --> 00:14:45,817
Oh, yeah? I can take all three of you.
434
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:47,986
I kick. I kick really high!
435
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,388
You're all so bad at fighting!
436
00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:50,589
- Boys, what's the strategy?
- We hit him,
437
00:14:50,658 --> 00:14:52,257
- then we hit his ass again!
- Uh-oh,
438
00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:55,126
- I think he heard your strategy.
- Nick, take your clothes off.
439
00:14:55,196 --> 00:14:56,928
- What?! Why?!
- I just got your suit pressed.
440
00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:58,854
- Time-out.
- Time. Time.
441
00:14:58,878 --> 00:15:00,066
Guys, guys, guys, guys,
442
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,866
- Aly is in labor.
- What? My baby's having my baby?
443
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:03,968
My baby's having my baby!
Are you okay? I love you so much.
444
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,704
What if it comes out
covered in all the gum
445
00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,906
- I've ever swallowed?
- Baby, you'll be fine.
446
00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:10,041
- I'll call the doula.
- The doula's at Lollapalooza.
447
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,710
Please tell me one of you goons
is sober enough to drive this
448
00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:14,878
- circus to the hospital.
- Not me. I've been drinking all day.
449
00:15:14,947 --> 00:15:16,214
I only have one working eye!
450
00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:17,481
Well, I'll take you to the hospital.
451
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,217
- Thank you. Thank you so much.
- Great!
452
00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:21,018
Uh, we'll beat you up
after the baby is born.
453
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,386
Why would you say that?
454
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:25,223
Babe, why is your crystal
out? Were you fighting?
455
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:26,424
Aly, Winston, you come with me.
456
00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:27,825
Wait,
457
00:15:27,893 --> 00:15:29,993
everybody come. I forgot
who we're dealing with.
458
00:15:31,123 --> 00:15:34,541
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, only Blaze drives the limo!
459
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,468
Damn, they said, "Blaze,
you gonna lose it."
460
00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:41,371
And I was like, "Nah, it's too big."
461
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:49,504
Are you holding it in?
You got to hold it in.
462
00:15:49,529 --> 00:15:50,924
Don't want it to fall on
the ground and get dirty.
463
00:15:50,949 --> 00:15:52,816
That's not how it works.
464
00:15:52,846 --> 00:15:55,126
I'm really nervous about
what you don't know.
465
00:15:55,191 --> 00:15:58,889
Hey, are we positive that this
hospital has a baby department?
466
00:15:58,957 --> 00:16:00,857
- I think so.
- I hope so.
467
00:16:00,926 --> 00:16:03,964
Ooh, Dr. Silverstein. Good to see you.
468
00:16:06,593 --> 00:16:08,526
Hey, Russell. Catch.
469
00:16:10,164 --> 00:16:11,797
Your sixth wife is out there somewhere.
470
00:16:11,865 --> 00:16:13,464
It's just not me.
471
00:16:13,533 --> 00:16:15,300
Good-bye, Jess.
472
00:16:15,368 --> 00:16:17,235
Good-bye, Russell.
473
00:16:17,304 --> 00:16:19,036
Hey, do the right thing
474
00:16:19,105 --> 00:16:21,493
and get us the most expensive
thing on the registry.
475
00:16:27,845 --> 00:16:29,278
Drive.
476
00:16:31,416 --> 00:16:33,148
Sorry about your hand.
477
00:16:33,217 --> 00:16:36,151
At least we're in a hospital.
478
00:16:36,220 --> 00:16:38,053
- Does it hurt?
- Definitely.
479
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:40,155
- Russell is shockingly strong.
- Yeah.
480
00:16:40,224 --> 00:16:42,124
Especially for a boy his age.
481
00:16:42,192 --> 00:16:43,625
I guess the curse is real.
482
00:16:43,693 --> 00:16:44,793
Yeah, we got evicted.
483
00:16:44,861 --> 00:16:46,653
A bird deuced on my shoulder.
484
00:16:46,678 --> 00:16:48,622
I say this with love,
but your eye is trash.
485
00:16:48,647 --> 00:16:50,698
Merle went crazy and decided that a book
486
00:16:50,767 --> 00:16:53,568
about a hobo with electric
ankles wasn't a home run.
487
00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:56,037
And now I'm out of a job.
488
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,150
We don't have a home.
I mean, we're cursed.
489
00:16:58,235 --> 00:17:00,535
- It's kind of our thing.
- Yeah, it is.
490
00:17:00,604 --> 00:17:01,903
I mean, even the first
time I kissed you,
491
00:17:01,972 --> 00:17:03,905
you know, you were still dating Dr. Sam.
492
00:17:03,974 --> 00:17:06,375
And now here we are in
a hospital waiting room,
493
00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:08,109
three miles away from our wedding.
494
00:17:08,178 --> 00:17:11,246
- Figures. Sounds like us.
- Yeah.
495
00:17:13,316 --> 00:17:15,816
Hey, do you remember
496
00:17:15,886 --> 00:17:17,818
on our first date we wrote
how we felt about each other
497
00:17:17,888 --> 00:17:18,987
on two valet tickets?
498
00:17:19,055 --> 00:17:21,923
Ah, Jess, I'm sorry.
499
00:17:21,992 --> 00:17:23,824
I was just scared to tell
you how I really felt.
500
00:17:23,894 --> 00:17:26,093
I was scared, too. We've both
been scared about so many things
501
00:17:26,161 --> 00:17:27,455
for so long, and you know what?
502
00:17:27,510 --> 00:17:30,330
I don't care about
the past or the future.
503
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,766
All that I care about
504
00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:35,068
is right now, right here, you and me.
505
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:36,670
I just want to have
506
00:17:36,739 --> 00:17:39,607
a weird, wonderful life together.
507
00:17:39,675 --> 00:17:40,841
You know? I want to get married
508
00:17:40,910 --> 00:17:43,944
and I want to take care of you,
509
00:17:44,013 --> 00:17:46,579
and I don't even care
about a stupid curse.
510
00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:48,448
Guys, guess what.
511
00:17:48,517 --> 00:17:49,950
- Oh, my God.
- Is the baby here?
512
00:17:50,019 --> 00:17:51,618
No, Aly's only three centimeters.
513
00:17:51,686 --> 00:17:53,086
It's gonna be another 13 hours.
514
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:55,789
Yeah, the doctor told me to run
around and burn off some energy.
515
00:17:55,857 --> 00:17:57,324
I was not being helpful.
516
00:17:57,393 --> 00:18:00,460
I'm excited!
517
00:18:00,529 --> 00:18:02,261
- Wait, where are you going?
- Huh?
518
00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:04,964
- It's that way.
- It's over here. Okay.
519
00:18:05,033 --> 00:18:07,133
- Wrong room.
- Wrong room.
520
00:18:07,201 --> 00:18:08,635
- Aah, aah!
- Nope, nope.
521
00:18:08,703 --> 00:18:10,202
Nope, nope. Back over here.
522
00:18:10,271 --> 00:18:11,838
Oh! I just came from here.
523
00:18:11,907 --> 00:18:13,105
- Yeah, we know.
- That's where she is.
524
00:18:13,174 --> 00:18:14,473
Go in.
525
00:18:20,248 --> 00:18:22,815
Hey, Jess. Do you want to have
526
00:18:22,883 --> 00:18:24,216
the weirdest wedding of all time?
527
00:18:24,285 --> 00:18:26,552
To you?
528
00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:28,387
That's all I want, Miller.
529
00:18:30,124 --> 00:18:31,557
This is it.
530
00:18:33,661 --> 00:18:35,060
How do I look?
531
00:18:35,128 --> 00:18:37,395
Beautif...
532
00:18:41,101 --> 00:18:42,668
Beautiful.
533
00:18:48,008 --> 00:18:49,807
Thanks for putting this together.
534
00:18:49,876 --> 00:18:51,076
Of course.
535
00:18:51,144 --> 00:18:53,744
Oh, thanks for doing this, Padre.
536
00:18:53,813 --> 00:18:55,947
You know, my day is
normally wall-to-wall death,
537
00:18:56,016 --> 00:18:58,850
but, uh, you said so many
wonderful things about this man,
538
00:18:58,918 --> 00:19:00,518
I couldn't help but say yes.
539
00:19:00,587 --> 00:19:02,988
I thought I was just a
monkey with a typewriter.
540
00:19:03,056 --> 00:19:05,523
Winston's fault.
541
00:19:05,592 --> 00:19:07,525
That was his fault, 100%.
542
00:19:07,594 --> 00:19:08,526
Thank you.
543
00:19:08,595 --> 00:19:10,661
Love you, man.
544
00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:12,497
You two seem like a very happy couple.
545
00:19:12,565 --> 00:19:14,031
- Thank you.
- I'm not marrying him.
546
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:15,867
I'm marrying a girl.
547
00:19:15,935 --> 00:19:17,368
- That's okay, too.
- Music.
548
00:19:37,455 --> 00:19:39,122
Can we hurry this along?
549
00:19:39,190 --> 00:19:40,957
We're three minutes till
the next contraction.
550
00:19:41,026 --> 00:19:42,692
Oh, no, I'm wearing white to a wedding.
551
00:20:03,515 --> 00:20:07,383
Ooh. Take care of our pirate bride.
552
00:20:07,452 --> 00:20:10,185
I'm very proud of you, son.
553
00:20:10,254 --> 00:20:11,820
I heard you fought like a coward
554
00:20:11,889 --> 00:20:12,888
for my daughter today.
555
00:20:12,957 --> 00:20:14,590
Thanks.
556
00:20:14,659 --> 00:20:17,726
I love you.
557
00:20:20,631 --> 00:20:22,598
- Hey.
- Hey.
558
00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:23,933
We doing this, Jessica Day?
559
00:20:24,001 --> 00:20:25,901
We're doing this, Nick Miller.
560
00:20:25,970 --> 00:20:27,536
It's about damn time.
561
00:20:27,604 --> 00:20:28,970
Friends, we've been invited here today
562
00:20:29,039 --> 00:20:30,605
to share with Nick and Jess
563
00:20:30,674 --> 00:20:32,807
in a very important
moment in their lives.
564
00:20:32,876 --> 00:20:34,109
Jess, do you take Nick?
565
00:20:34,178 --> 00:20:35,310
I do.
566
00:20:35,379 --> 00:20:36,811
Nick, do you take Jess?
567
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,113
I do.
568
00:20:38,182 --> 00:20:39,814
I now pronounce you man and wife.
569
00:20:39,883 --> 00:20:41,383
You may kiss the bride.
570
00:20:41,452 --> 00:20:43,985
Okay.
571
00:20:45,689 --> 00:20:47,421
- Oh, damn.
- Is it bad?
572
00:20:47,490 --> 00:20:49,757
- Mm.
- I've seen worse.
573
00:20:49,826 --> 00:20:51,593
I mean, literally ten minutes ago.
574
00:20:51,661 --> 00:20:52,860
I think you'll be happy if it's covered.
575
00:20:52,929 --> 00:20:54,562
Sure.
576
00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:58,700
It's you and me now.
577
00:21:09,345 --> 00:21:12,379
- Hey!
- Ah!
578
00:21:15,318 --> 00:21:18,151
Everybody meet Dan Bill Bishop.
579
00:21:18,220 --> 00:21:19,820
Oh. Daniel William?
580
00:21:19,888 --> 00:21:21,655
Nah, Dan Bill.
581
00:21:21,724 --> 00:21:24,625
Uh, is Bill the middle name?
582
00:21:24,693 --> 00:21:27,160
Nah. Dan Bill. Dan Bill Bishop.
583
00:21:27,229 --> 00:21:28,495
Family name or...?
584
00:21:28,563 --> 00:21:29,529
- Nah, it's Dan Bill.
- Oh.
585
00:21:29,598 --> 00:21:30,631
Tell them you're kidding.
586
00:21:30,699 --> 00:21:32,767
I'm not kidding. It's Dan Bill Bishop.
587
00:21:32,814 --> 00:21:34,345
- What?
- I'm not joking. It's Dan Bill Bishop.
588
00:21:34,392 --> 00:21:35,435
We're gonna talk about this.
589
00:21:35,504 --> 00:21:37,403
You were sleeping.
I made an executive decision.
590
00:21:37,472 --> 00:21:40,289
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