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Ah... Three more,
Cocktail Johnny.
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Schmidt,
that is melon-flavored liquor.
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It's 4 proof, okay? That is safe
to drink while you're pregnant.
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- Melon balls.
WINSTON: Schmidt, no matter
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how much you get drunk,
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- Cece's still gonna be engaged.
SCHMIDT: Cece?
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- Now, I know you're down about it.
- I'm not down about Cece.
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- This is, this is a mess. - Listen, there
are plenty of things to be down about:
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The air pollution
in China, the deficit,
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The Hobbit wasn't very good.
If I want to see
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dwarves in a real-time
dinner scene, I would've gone
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to Koreatown.
Booyah! Ball me.
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- Ball you?
- Ball me!
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What are you...
(Groans)
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How do you get these
toppy things off, Nick?
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Oh, Schmidt...
You look like a lab rat.
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NICK:
Okay, you know what?
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I'm adding that to your bill.
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(Chuckles)
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What the hell is this?
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What?!
You're giving us a check?
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- No more free drinks.
- I didn't even know you had these here.
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- Take all of my money and then get out of my room.
NICK: You guys, come on.
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Show a little respect.
This is my job.
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- Nick, I saw you pee in the register.
- Yeah, once.
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- You think I was sober for that?
- You once put
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a sign out that said
"Take a Drink, Leave a Drink."
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Okay, it's the only job I have,
and I'm trying to be... good.
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Okay? It's about time I got
a little responsibility.
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(Grunts)
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- Responsibility?
- I thought of
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a new promotion--
it's like Ladies' Night
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but it's the opposite:
It's Guys' Night.
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The new manager loved the idea,
and if it goes well--
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(Fading):
Maybe there's a promotion;
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I can start
moving up in the world.
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♪ ♪
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What?
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I want him.
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I want him... bad.
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♪ Who's that girl? ♪
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♪ Who's that girl? ♪
♪ It's Jess. ♪
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Sync & corrections by Alice
www.addic7ed.com
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(Whistles)
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JESS:
What is this?
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I think Nick being ambitious
and driven
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about the bar is making me...
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want him more.
Is that, like, a thing?
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No. No woman's ever been
attracted to power and success.
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It's just like...
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I thought it was one kiss
and then it was over.
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(Groans) Hey, sorry,
I'm just putting a load on.
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Got a shift at the bar.
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You know that there's
a separate compartment
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to put the soap in?
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(Chuckles)
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(Chuckles)
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I didn't know that.
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Little soap house.
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Anyway, I'm getting
this mess cleaned up.
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I gotta say,
it feels really good.
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Do any of you guys know
where the iron is?
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- Get out!
- What? I want to iron my button-down.
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- Get out, Nick!
- What is happening right now?
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- Get out!
- Why are you being so mean to me?
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Get out!
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What is going on with you?
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There's a new manager; That's
why I'm making you guys pay.
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And you actually care
about what he thinks?
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- Hey, Shane.
- Hey.
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Hey, guys. This is Shane.
This is my new manager.
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- Oh, got it.
- I'm really excited to have her here.
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We're really getting this
place in order. We're, uh...
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(Chuckles)
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Makes a lot more sense now.
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God, I can't stop thinking
about the other night.
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Hope you gave that bar
an extra wipe-down.
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NICK: Yeah.
SHANE: You're just like the opposite
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of everyone I went
to business school with.
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- I mean, look at you. You're just...
You're so real. - Yeah.
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- Oh, yeah.
- He's incredibly real.
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- As real as they get.
- Yeah, the realest.
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- Shut up, both of you.
- You're a mess.
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- Yeah. - I got dirt on my
face after we made out.
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God, I loved it.
Get back to work.
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- You got it.
- Get back to work!
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- I'm joking. No, but seriously,
- Yeah. Joke. Seriously,
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- get back to work. Yeah.
- Get back to work. Yeah.
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I know this isn't
gonna end well,
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but the whole middle part's
gonna be awesome.
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- Good for you.
- What?
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Schmidt, stop drinking that.
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I'm gonna
take care of this.
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WINSTON:
If I feel down, I come here.
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I love this place, man.
You know, the sound of bubbles,
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soothing synth music.
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If this place doesn't
take your mind off of Cece,
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then I don't know, man.
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Look at that.
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So beautiful.
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And exotic.
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Perfect curves.
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Giant almond eyes.
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Caramel-colored stripes.
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Sumptuous lips.
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Are you talking about the fish?
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Excuse me.
You, sir, that works here.
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What is this fish-- the one
that floats like an angel?
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How much for this one?
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Ah, that is the lovely but
elusive California lionfish.
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It's perfect.
I must have it.
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(Chuckles)
S-Sadly, sir, you can't.
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- What do you mean I can't?
- It's... illegal, sir.
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This fish is protected by
the great state of California.
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Gimme it!
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No...?
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What are you doing? Why can't I
have the things that I want?
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WINSTON: Sorry about that.
SCHMIDT: Don't look at the fish, kids.
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You can't have any of them!
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None of them are for sale!
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Love is a lie.
It is.
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WINSTON: Calm down!
SCHMIDT: Love is a lie. Love is a lie.
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WINSTON: We're leaving.
We're leaving.
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(Sighs)
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Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
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Schmidt, no.
Absolutely not.
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No!
I don't trust fish.
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They breathe water--
that's crazy.
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WINSTON: Yeah, he's got
a whole thing going.
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Schmidt-- an aquarium?!
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When did you become
a Bond villain
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that couldn't afford not
to live with roommates?
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This is where I will keep
my lionfish.
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- Your lionfish?
- A rare beauty.
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The result of generations
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of interracial fish breeding.
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Just undulating in that water
with that wry smile.
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Perfect, round fish breasts.
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- Pull it together.
- What is this hat?
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They say it'll be impossible
for me to have it.
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But I'll get it.
She will be mine, and...
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we will create a life together.
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- We're not talking about
fish here, are we? - No.
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- Clearly talking about Cece.
- Yes.
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Yeah, 'cause he said
"fish breasts."
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- He said "fish breasts."
- Yeah.
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I mean, fish don't have boobs.
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Hmm?
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- Hey, Jess.
- That's my name. What's yours?
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Just kidding. I know what it is.
It's Nick.
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You okay?
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- Yeah.
- You haven't stopped moving
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- since we've been talking.
- Hmm?
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It's a nice-looking dress.
You look good in it.
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(Laughing):
Oh, God. Okay.
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NICK:
Jess! Jess, wait!
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Jess... Jess,
would you please wait?
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Hey, I was wondering,
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can I get a ride
to the hardware store?
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I want to throw
a punching bag up
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at the bar for Guys' Night,
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but my car's not working,
so can I get a ride?
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- No. Mm-mm. No.
- Come on, can I please have a ride?
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Wait, hold on.
Don't move. Hold on.
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(Chuckles) You got an eyelash.
- Why do you
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- smell so good?
- It's 'cause I did laundry.
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Ah. I smell like a
baby in a damn meadow.
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- Look at this. My underwear.
- What? What?
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-They're blue now. I think it's 'cause
I put colors in the whites. - Uh-huh.
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I'm still figuring it out, but I'm
really excited about laundry.
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- Good job. - Hey, how do you
put your underwear back in?
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Just... I feel like it's too
big to get back in now.
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It's tricky to get it in.
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(Sighs)
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- Fine!
- Thank you.
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Do you mind if we stop along
the way? I'm thinking of getting
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a salad 'cause I want
to eat healthier.
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Oh! God! Nick!
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I'm thinking
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- of taking a vitamin today.
- Oh, God! Shut up!
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(Grunting)
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It's good.
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(Drill whirrs)
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(Grunting)
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WOMAN:
Yeah.
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Yank that chain.
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Yank it.
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(Exhales)
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I feel like Russell Crowe
in every movie he's ever done.
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- All right, Nick. Um, we have to go.
- We just got here.
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- We have tons of stuff
we need to get. - Fine.
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- Let me see what we have left.
- A whole bunch of stuff.
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Long-shafted... drive drill?
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New nut wrench?
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Our old nut wrench is bad.
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Quick-hardening... caulk.
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You don't want to wait forever
for that caulk to harden.
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Lube for... drill shaft.
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And we-- also, can we get a
box of gummy sharks? (Groans)
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(Sighs)
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Just remember... you caught him
pleasuring himself
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to a mail-order steak catalogue.
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(Sighs)
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NICK:
Hey, Jess, I need the cart!
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(Groans)
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Look what I found!
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Look at this big ol' pipe.
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(Shouts)
(Grunts)
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Check it out, Schmidt--
I got you a clownfish.
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I don't want some janky
freshwater bitch fish, Winston.
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I want a lionfish.
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Let's just cut through the crap,
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okay, Schmidt?
We both know
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what you really want is Cece.
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- Cece the woman?
- Yeah.
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You can't put a woman
in a fish tank, Winston.
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That doesn't make any sense.
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Look, Winston,
if there was
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one thing that stood
between you and happiness,
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don't you think I would be there
to help you get it?
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- No matter how stupid it was?
- You're right, Schmidt.
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If I was doing something stupid,
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you definitely
would be involved.
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Yeah, you're damn right
I would be.
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And I would probably be there
to make it even stupider.
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Now, I'm going to
walk out that door,
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and I'm gonna pursue
the object of my dreams.
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And if you don't want to join me, then
I'm gonna carry that weight alone.
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I'm in.
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Let's get you a lionfish.
Where do we start?
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- We're gonna start at the source.
- The ocean.
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That's an even better idea.
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(Door opens)
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NICK:
Hey, Jess.
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I got some hot soup.
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I feel good...
(Chuckles)
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Jessy feel good...
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Mmm.
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I like to say words
with my mouth.
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Well, your jaw is super bruised,
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so you need to get some rest.
But you have some
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fun pain meds.
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Right?
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- I like you.
- Yeah, I like you, too, Jess.
245
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- Yeah... and I like, your little bubble belly.
- Oh, thank you.
246
00:09:16,939 --> 00:09:20,106
Blows up like a... bubble.
247
00:09:20,174 --> 00:09:21,441
Yeah, that's what it does.
248
00:09:21,509 --> 00:09:24,777
I want to have sex with you!
249
00:09:24,845 --> 00:09:26,213
Okay.
250
00:09:26,281 --> 00:09:28,480
I want to have sex with you.
251
00:09:28,481 --> 00:09:30,651
Whoa, do you know
what you're saying right now, Jess?
252
00:09:30,718 --> 00:09:32,553
Yeah.
253
00:09:32,620 --> 00:09:33,654
Are you sure?
254
00:09:33,721 --> 00:09:35,588
I want to have sex with you.
255
00:09:36,156 --> 00:09:39,659
Sexy time for you, says me.
256
00:09:39,726 --> 00:09:43,729
You are a beautiful white man,
Nick Miller.
257
00:09:43,797 --> 00:09:44,797
Okay.
258
00:09:44,865 --> 00:09:46,299
- Read all about it.
- Yeah.
259
00:09:46,367 --> 00:09:48,501
- I'm Judy Garland.
- Yeah, so it's the pills.
260
00:09:48,569 --> 00:09:50,036
This is nonsense.
261
00:09:50,103 --> 00:09:52,737
Whoa! Jess, hey, hey, hey,
no, no, no, no, no...
262
00:09:52,805 --> 00:09:55,174
Heck, no... no...
263
00:09:55,241 --> 00:09:58,043
- Don't do this right now.
- I'm Judy Garland.
264
00:09:58,111 --> 00:10:00,712
Hey, Judy,
let's get you to bed, doll.
265
00:10:00,780 --> 00:10:03,549
Whoa, whoa! You are way too
drugged-up for this... okay...
266
00:10:03,616 --> 00:10:05,917
This little piggy
went to the market.
267
00:10:05,985 --> 00:10:08,219
- That little piggy can't be touched
by you right now. - This little piggy
268
00:10:08,287 --> 00:10:11,189
went... (Laughs)... this
little piggy went to market!
269
00:10:11,256 --> 00:10:13,558
(Nick screaming)
270
00:10:13,625 --> 00:10:16,594
It's hot! I put my hand
in the hot soup!
271
00:10:16,661 --> 00:10:18,996
Ow! You... aah!
272
00:10:19,064 --> 00:10:22,665
(Pants, grunts)
273
00:10:23,433 --> 00:10:25,302
Hey, Nick!
274
00:10:25,369 --> 00:10:29,106
Will you be a doll
and get me some mustard?
275
00:10:32,216 --> 00:10:34,517
That is not flattering on you.
You're an incredibly lovely man.
276
00:10:34,585 --> 00:10:36,118
- Are you calling my phone?
- Yeah, I'm calling it right now, Winston.
277
00:10:36,686 --> 00:10:39,021
I can't find it.
(Phone buzzing)
278
00:10:39,089 --> 00:10:41,590
Are you kidding me?
Damn it, Winston!
279
00:10:41,658 --> 00:10:44,459
- It took me 20 minutes to fit this thing
over your hips. - Whoa, okay. Hey! Hey!
280
00:10:44,527 --> 00:10:46,428
- Careful! Hey! What are you...
- Why is your waist so weird?
281
00:10:46,496 --> 00:10:48,929
- That's my ass cheek! Sch-Schmidt!
- I'm getting your phone.
282
00:10:48,930 --> 00:10:50,698
(Laughs) That kind of tickles.
NICK: Hey! Stop saying
283
00:10:50,766 --> 00:10:53,067
"That's my ass cheek"
and stop touching his butt!
284
00:10:53,135 --> 00:10:55,069
- Look at that shiner.
- Not cool!
285
00:10:55,137 --> 00:10:57,672
Somebody messes with my boy,
that means we mean "bid-ness"!
286
00:10:57,739 --> 00:10:59,874
We doing this?
Let's do this!
287
00:10:59,942 --> 00:11:01,409
Are we not... are we not
doing it? It doesn't feel like
288
00:11:01,476 --> 00:11:02,977
- you guys want to do it.
- Let's just say
289
00:11:03,045 --> 00:11:04,845
hypothetically that a girl
says something
290
00:11:04,913 --> 00:11:06,514
to you
while she's on painkillers.
291
00:11:06,631 --> 00:11:08,298
- Mm-hmm.
- And that girl says that she might want
292
00:11:08,366 --> 00:11:11,134
to have sexual intercourse
with you.
293
00:11:11,202 --> 00:11:12,803
Please tell me
we're not talking about Jess.
294
00:11:12,871 --> 00:11:15,405
And you had no idea
that's how she felt.
295
00:11:15,473 --> 00:11:16,540
Like, no idea.
You thought
296
00:11:16,608 --> 00:11:17,708
the door was closed.
297
00:11:17,776 --> 00:11:19,097
In fact, you thought
that door was
298
00:11:19,110 --> 00:11:21,778
so closed that you went out
to another door,
299
00:11:21,845 --> 00:11:23,312
but had I known that the
first door was open,
300
00:11:23,380 --> 00:11:24,981
that's the door I
wanted to walk through.
301
00:11:25,049 --> 00:11:27,050
- Wait, okay, wait...
- I would've walked through that door.
302
00:11:27,117 --> 00:11:28,317
Do you see how
I'm in a tough spot?
303
00:11:28,385 --> 00:11:29,418
Can we stop calling it
"walking through a door"?
304
00:11:29,486 --> 00:11:30,419
Because for me, I feel like it's
305
00:11:30,487 --> 00:11:31,921
more like sliding past a drape.
306
00:11:31,989 --> 00:11:33,222
Okay, if a girl on painkillers
307
00:11:33,290 --> 00:11:34,724
says that she wants
to have sex with you,
308
00:11:34,792 --> 00:11:36,058
- Mm-hmm.
- is that the drugs or is that real?
309
00:11:36,125 --> 00:11:37,459
And if so,
310
00:11:37,526 --> 00:11:40,228
how do I end it with Shane
before Jess finds out?
311
00:11:40,296 --> 00:11:42,197
(Stammering):
I-I-I meant the door.
312
00:11:42,264 --> 00:11:43,732
(Clears throat)
Nick, Jess...
313
00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:45,200
NICK: All right,
good talking, guys.
314
00:11:45,201 --> 00:11:46,468
- Good stuff. Yeah, I love that.
- Hey, guys.
315
00:11:46,469 --> 00:11:47,502
What happened to your eye?
316
00:11:47,570 --> 00:11:49,905
You smashed me
in the face, remember?
317
00:11:49,973 --> 00:11:51,073
- Right here.
- That's funny.
318
00:11:51,140 --> 00:11:52,807
Seriously, what happened?
319
00:11:52,874 --> 00:11:54,475
Is your jaw okay?
I bit my face.
320
00:11:54,542 --> 00:11:55,476
Oh, you know what?
321
00:11:55,543 --> 00:11:56,944
I can't even feel it.
322
00:11:57,012 --> 00:11:58,212
The doctor's got me
323
00:11:58,279 --> 00:11:59,714
so goofy on these
painkillers,
324
00:11:59,781 --> 00:12:01,515
it's like it never happened.
325
00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:02,650
(Whispers): It's like it
never happened.
326
00:12:02,718 --> 00:12:04,785
But I sure got a chin shiner.
327
00:12:04,853 --> 00:12:06,687
(Chuckles): Yeah, you do.
- Right?
328
00:12:06,755 --> 00:12:08,387
So, I'll see you at Guys' Night.
329
00:12:08,455 --> 00:12:10,056
- Uh, no, no, no, you...
- I don't...
330
00:12:10,124 --> 00:12:12,358
- I think you should rest.
- Yeah, girl, you gotta protect that face.
331
00:12:12,426 --> 00:12:13,326
Yeah, hey, for real,
you should stay home
332
00:12:13,393 --> 00:12:14,327
and you should rest, Jess.
333
00:12:14,394 --> 00:12:15,428
That's so sweet.
334
00:12:15,496 --> 00:12:16,329
Thanks, guys.
335
00:12:22,636 --> 00:12:24,069
What are doing out here?
336
00:12:25,138 --> 00:12:26,071
This is crazy.
337
00:12:26,072 --> 00:12:27,640
We've been standing
in the ocean for two hours
338
00:12:27,641 --> 00:12:28,841
trying to steal an illegal fish.
339
00:12:28,908 --> 00:12:30,275
I don't know why you want
340
00:12:30,343 --> 00:12:31,943
that damn fish so bad.
341
00:12:32,011 --> 00:12:34,679
But what I do know is that
it's gonna make you happy.
342
00:12:34,747 --> 00:12:36,181
And that's all
I care about.
343
00:12:36,249 --> 00:12:37,449
Remember, I'm the one
who shaved your shoulders
344
00:12:37,517 --> 00:12:38,997
after you got
that scoop-neck sweater.
345
00:12:39,051 --> 00:12:40,918
- I appreciate it.
- I'd do the same to find
346
00:12:40,986 --> 00:12:43,755
whatever it is
that makes you happy.
347
00:12:43,822 --> 00:12:45,123
You want to lose
that last 55 pounds,
348
00:12:45,191 --> 00:12:46,257
I'll help you do that.
349
00:12:46,324 --> 00:12:47,524
I don't got 50 pounds to lose.
350
00:12:47,526 --> 00:12:49,426
It's very evident
in this outfit.
351
00:12:49,494 --> 00:12:50,427
Right there.
I see something.
352
00:12:50,495 --> 00:12:51,595
Lionfish!
353
00:12:51,663 --> 00:12:53,697
Son of a...
354
00:12:56,167 --> 00:12:57,434
(Shrieks)
355
00:12:57,502 --> 00:12:58,802
- What the...?
- Jellyfish!
356
00:12:58,870 --> 00:12:59,603
- What?
- Jellyfish!
357
00:12:59,671 --> 00:13:00,804
Whoa, Schmidt.
358
00:13:00,872 --> 00:13:01,938
- Jellyfish!
- What happened?
359
00:13:02,006 --> 00:13:03,173
(Screams)
360
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,907
- It got me, it got me!
- What do I do?
361
00:13:04,975 --> 00:13:06,255
- What do I do?
- It got me, Winston!
362
00:13:06,277 --> 00:13:07,743
- It burns!
- Okay!
363
00:13:07,811 --> 00:13:09,546
- Burns!
- So what do I do?
364
00:13:09,613 --> 00:13:11,681
- I need you to pee on my face.
- What?
365
00:13:11,748 --> 00:13:13,049
- You need to pee on my face.
- I can't.
366
00:13:13,116 --> 00:13:14,551
It will sterilize the wound.
Please do it, Winston.
367
00:13:14,618 --> 00:13:15,818
I can not pee on your face.
368
00:13:15,886 --> 00:13:17,086
I thought you were
with me to the end.
369
00:13:17,154 --> 00:13:18,520
I just peed in the ocean,
so I'm all out.
370
00:13:18,588 --> 00:13:19,688
You peed in the ocean?
371
00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:21,390
- Yeah, look...
- Disgusting!
372
00:13:21,457 --> 00:13:23,458
Okay, look, look, I know
this is a dumb question,
373
00:13:23,526 --> 00:13:24,893
but will number two help?
374
00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:26,195
What?
375
00:13:26,262 --> 00:13:28,129
♪ ♪
(Guys shouting jubilantly)
376
00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:29,298
(Guy belches loudly)
377
00:13:30,365 --> 00:13:32,601
Free beers, Gorilla
Bowl of nachos.
378
00:13:32,669 --> 00:13:34,268
Gonna be two dozen
dollars, boys.
379
00:13:35,036 --> 00:13:37,705
Didn't realize we could make
a $22 profit on nachos.
380
00:13:37,772 --> 00:13:40,107
- Guys' Night is genius.
- Right?
381
00:13:40,175 --> 00:13:43,176
Hey, um, look, uh,
I think you're great,
382
00:13:43,244 --> 00:13:45,446
I just, uh, I can't keep...
383
00:13:47,481 --> 00:13:48,782
I can't keep running to get
384
00:13:48,850 --> 00:13:51,518
cheese every time
somebody orders nachos.
385
00:13:51,586 --> 00:13:52,852
I love how worked up
you get over cheese.
386
00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:54,287
Get down there. Run.
387
00:13:55,690 --> 00:13:57,324
Ooh...
388
00:13:57,391 --> 00:13:59,158
who do I have to do around here
389
00:13:59,227 --> 00:14:00,560
to get a bucket of nachos?
390
00:14:00,628 --> 00:14:01,928
Right here. Right here.
How you doing?
391
00:14:01,995 --> 00:14:03,963
- I wasn't serious.
- Wendell. Hi.
392
00:14:04,031 --> 00:14:05,632
Gentlemen...
There's a really literal
393
00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:07,533
- vibe around here.
- What are you doing here?
394
00:14:07,601 --> 00:14:09,167
This morning you said
you weren't coming, Jess.
395
00:14:09,236 --> 00:14:11,037
I actually don't remember
this morning at all.
396
00:14:11,104 --> 00:14:13,504
- But I would never miss this. I'm
so proud of you. - Free beers!
397
00:14:13,506 --> 00:14:14,940
Free beer.
398
00:14:15,007 --> 00:14:16,208
You guys went through those!
399
00:14:16,276 --> 00:14:17,776
- Wait a minute...
- More free beers.
400
00:14:17,844 --> 00:14:20,912
Guys' Night is men
drink for free?
401
00:14:20,980 --> 00:14:24,115
- Well, it's Guys' Night.
- Oh.
402
00:14:24,182 --> 00:14:25,617
You know...
403
00:14:25,684 --> 00:14:27,485
I...
404
00:14:27,553 --> 00:14:29,887
it's not a really good idea.
405
00:14:30,455 --> 00:14:33,491
You know, because women
won't show up, and...
406
00:14:34,826 --> 00:14:35,860
You know?
407
00:14:35,927 --> 00:14:37,027
He's our little idea man.
408
00:14:37,095 --> 00:14:39,496
- Hey... (Chuckles)
SHANE: So full of ideas.
409
00:14:39,564 --> 00:14:40,864
She just slap your ass?
410
00:14:40,931 --> 00:14:41,898
Sure. She's like a...
411
00:14:41,966 --> 00:14:43,533
she's my boss and like a coach.
412
00:14:43,601 --> 00:14:44,868
We're a team here.
413
00:14:44,935 --> 00:14:46,436
We all slap each other's butts
414
00:14:46,504 --> 00:14:47,671
all the time.
415
00:14:47,739 --> 00:14:50,140
Right here!
Keep up the good work!
416
00:14:50,207 --> 00:14:52,276
Why don't you go get us
some ice, Big Bob?
417
00:14:52,343 --> 00:14:53,744
Just slap my butt, Big Bob.
418
00:14:53,811 --> 00:14:54,977
Show me some butt love.
419
00:14:55,044 --> 00:14:56,044
Fire me off!
420
00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:57,313
Some butt love?
421
00:14:57,381 --> 00:14:58,714
SHANE:
Take a slice of that.
422
00:14:58,782 --> 00:14:59,915
NICK:
Oh, you got right up in there.
423
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,049
Hey, hey...
424
00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:02,184
Oh, Shane, Shane, Shane...
425
00:15:02,252 --> 00:15:03,452
Wait...
426
00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:05,087
Is she...?
427
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:06,255
(Chuckles) No.
- Uh, yeah.
428
00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:07,556
- Are you...?
- No. Yeah. Yeah.
429
00:15:07,624 --> 00:15:09,492
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're sleeping together.
430
00:15:09,559 --> 00:15:11,259
- So what?
- We're all sleeping together.
431
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:12,527
Big Bob is...
432
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:16,331
I'm sorry, Jess.
433
00:15:16,399 --> 00:15:17,332
Why... I mean,
434
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,300
why are you sorry?
435
00:15:18,367 --> 00:15:19,701
You're a free man.
436
00:15:19,769 --> 00:15:21,090
Just... you're just...
you know...
437
00:15:21,103 --> 00:15:22,904
getting some stank on it.
438
00:15:22,971 --> 00:15:25,307
Did you really just say
that to me in my own bar?
439
00:15:25,374 --> 00:15:26,907
- Nick, who is this?
JESS: Yeah, Nick,
440
00:15:26,974 --> 00:15:28,375
who am I?
441
00:15:28,443 --> 00:15:30,043
Shane, this is Jess.
442
00:15:30,811 --> 00:15:32,579
She's my, uh...
443
00:15:33,647 --> 00:15:34,415
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
444
00:15:34,482 --> 00:15:35,248
NICK:
Yeah.
445
00:15:35,917 --> 00:15:38,852
Hmm... my room... friend.
446
00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:42,323
I'm your "room friend," Nick?
447
00:15:42,390 --> 00:15:44,257
Jess, don't...
448
00:15:44,325 --> 00:15:45,892
I'm sleeping with Nick, too.
449
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,861
You don't have to do this, Bob.
450
00:15:47,929 --> 00:15:49,296
I have to go.
451
00:15:49,363 --> 00:15:51,131
Big Bob, that was
really sweet.
452
00:15:51,499 --> 00:15:52,398
Thank you, Bob!
453
00:15:52,466 --> 00:15:53,433
Jess, wait!
454
00:15:57,576 --> 00:15:59,176
- Hey, hey.
- What are you doing here?
455
00:15:59,243 --> 00:16:00,943
He left me a voicemail
from the ambulance.
456
00:16:01,011 --> 00:16:03,145
He was rambling a lot,
but I brought him this.
457
00:16:03,214 --> 00:16:04,314
- Whoa, where'd you get that?
- You know,
458
00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:05,748
one of the perks
of being a model.
459
00:16:05,816 --> 00:16:07,183
You get to meet
a lot of sketchy people.
460
00:16:07,251 --> 00:16:09,619
The guy who got me this
also said he could get me
461
00:16:09,687 --> 00:16:12,755
a box of dolphin steaks
or a mostly white baby.
462
00:16:12,823 --> 00:16:13,956
Good to know.
463
00:16:14,024 --> 00:16:15,057
How's he doing?
464
00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:17,459
Uh, hey,
465
00:16:17,527 --> 00:16:19,194
listen, I think it might be
good for him
466
00:16:19,262 --> 00:16:21,363
if you just gave him some space.
467
00:16:21,431 --> 00:16:22,831
Space?
468
00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:24,199
(Sighs)
469
00:16:24,267 --> 00:16:25,467
Cece, you're getting married.
470
00:16:26,502 --> 00:16:28,970
It's killing him.
471
00:16:30,538 --> 00:16:32,005
- Okay.
- Yeah.
472
00:16:32,073 --> 00:16:33,608
- Um, just tell him I came...
- Mm-hmm.
473
00:16:34,175 --> 00:16:37,478
- ...by, or... or not.
- Uh-huh.
474
00:16:37,546 --> 00:16:39,680
(Sighs)
475
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:41,014
He's waking up.
You should go.
476
00:16:41,082 --> 00:16:43,584
- Okay.
- You know... roommate.
477
00:16:52,926 --> 00:16:54,127
Winston.
478
00:16:54,194 --> 00:16:56,363
Hmm?
479
00:16:56,430 --> 00:16:57,830
I just realized something.
480
00:16:58,866 --> 00:17:00,767
It was never about a fish.
481
00:17:01,834 --> 00:17:03,202
It was a metaphor.
482
00:17:04,270 --> 00:17:05,337
It was about Cece.
483
00:17:05,905 --> 00:17:07,005
Don't feel bad about
not seeing it.
484
00:17:07,073 --> 00:17:08,940
Look, man, it was
subtle as hell.
485
00:17:09,008 --> 00:17:11,342
Oh, my God, is that a lionfish?
486
00:17:11,410 --> 00:17:12,443
Where'd that come from?
487
00:17:12,511 --> 00:17:13,812
The...
488
00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:15,147
The lion... the lionfish?
489
00:17:15,214 --> 00:17:17,015
(Stammers):
You. That came from you.
490
00:17:17,083 --> 00:17:18,083
When the paramedics
came, you...
491
00:17:18,151 --> 00:17:19,817
you had it in your hand.
492
00:17:19,885 --> 00:17:21,318
They were like, "Whoa, you
can't get one of these."
493
00:17:21,386 --> 00:17:22,586
And I was like,
"He caught it
494
00:17:22,654 --> 00:17:25,890
in a..." You did it.
(Chuckles)
495
00:17:26,457 --> 00:17:28,025
Hello, fish Cece.
496
00:17:28,994 --> 00:17:30,594
Gonna put you back in the sea.
497
00:17:30,662 --> 00:17:31,962
I'm sorry, what?
Look, Winston,
498
00:17:32,030 --> 00:17:33,750
I don't know if it was
the jellyfish's venom
499
00:17:33,799 --> 00:17:34,799
or the paramedic's urine, but
500
00:17:34,866 --> 00:17:36,032
it made me realize...
501
00:17:37,501 --> 00:17:39,068
...she's not mine to keep.
502
00:17:39,136 --> 00:17:40,703
She belongs out there.
503
00:17:40,771 --> 00:17:42,238
In the great, wide open ocean.
504
00:17:44,508 --> 00:17:46,509
Uh, Schmidt,
505
00:17:46,576 --> 00:17:47,476
that don't go to the ocean.
506
00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:49,712
What are you, the city planner?
507
00:17:55,352 --> 00:17:56,519
Hi.
508
00:18:00,524 --> 00:18:02,024
Well, I've got some
explaining to do.
509
00:18:02,091 --> 00:18:04,026
Shut up.
510
00:18:05,946 --> 00:18:08,180
I'm really happy
her name is Shane.
511
00:18:08,247 --> 00:18:09,448
- Mm... mm-hmm.
- Who's next?
512
00:18:09,515 --> 00:18:10,449
Cody?
513
00:18:10,516 --> 00:18:11,516
(Chuckles)
514
00:18:11,584 --> 00:18:13,185
- Tex? The sheriff?
- Mm.
515
00:18:14,587 --> 00:18:15,887
Hey, Jess...
516
00:18:15,955 --> 00:18:17,122
last night,
517
00:18:17,190 --> 00:18:18,756
when you were on pills...
518
00:18:19,858 --> 00:18:21,560
...you said you want me.
519
00:18:21,627 --> 00:18:22,427
(Scoffing):
Shut up.
520
00:18:22,495 --> 00:18:23,795
You put your hand in my pocket.
521
00:18:23,862 --> 00:18:24,962
- No, I didn't...
- You said, "This little piggy
522
00:18:25,029 --> 00:18:26,130
wants to go to the market."
523
00:18:26,198 --> 00:18:27,431
- Shut up, Nick.
- It's something you were
524
00:18:27,499 --> 00:18:28,799
just saying, that's fine,
that's cool,
525
00:18:28,866 --> 00:18:30,534
we'll move on
and not talk about it,
526
00:18:30,602 --> 00:18:32,562
but it is something
that I've thought a lot about.
527
00:18:32,571 --> 00:18:34,037
But you were never
clear about that,
528
00:18:34,106 --> 00:18:34,938
so that there were
other options.
529
00:18:35,006 --> 00:18:36,006
And this little piggy
530
00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,141
ran around to different markets,
531
00:18:37,209 --> 00:18:38,375
but he didn't know.
532
00:18:38,443 --> 00:18:39,643
What are you talking about?
533
00:18:39,711 --> 00:18:41,411
Do you want to have sex
with me, yes or no?
534
00:18:41,479 --> 00:18:42,045
Yes!
535
00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:46,316
No! Yes! I mean, I did.
536
00:18:46,383 --> 00:18:47,618
But that was before I knew
537
00:18:47,685 --> 00:18:49,285
that you were...
you were doing all that
538
00:18:49,353 --> 00:18:50,921
for your boss,
so you sleep with her.
539
00:18:50,989 --> 00:18:52,889
- Fine, forget-forget the boss.
- Okay.
540
00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:54,457
Well, I just, you know,
I thought it was...
541
00:18:54,525 --> 00:18:56,159
it was nice to see you
542
00:18:56,227 --> 00:18:59,028
actually trying at something.
543
00:18:59,796 --> 00:19:00,763
So...
544
00:19:00,831 --> 00:19:02,632
That's why you were
more attracted to me?
545
00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:05,100
- Wait a second.
- I thought it was
546
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,902
- attractive that you were trying.
- That's why?
547
00:19:06,970 --> 00:19:08,738
You're a frickin'
gold digger, Jess.
548
00:19:08,805 --> 00:19:10,572
- What?!
- I think that's what you just said.
549
00:19:10,641 --> 00:19:12,108
If I were a gold digger,
550
00:19:12,175 --> 00:19:13,842
do you think I'd be
interested in you?
551
00:19:13,909 --> 00:19:16,611
I would be the worst
gold digger in the world.
552
00:19:16,679 --> 00:19:17,746
You're a friggin' gold digger.
553
00:19:17,813 --> 00:19:19,014
No, I'm not, Nick.
554
00:19:19,081 --> 00:19:20,515
- I'm so disappointed in you.
- Shut up!
555
00:19:20,582 --> 00:19:22,917
I'm not a gold digger.
556
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:25,754
Then prove it.
557
00:19:33,995 --> 00:19:35,829
♪ ♪
558
00:19:39,768 --> 00:19:41,869
(Both moaning passionately)
559
00:19:43,838 --> 00:19:45,371
- Ow! My jaw.
- What?
560
00:19:45,438 --> 00:19:46,539
Then move your damn head.
561
00:19:46,606 --> 00:19:48,207
Then kiss me like a man!
562
00:19:50,377 --> 00:19:51,377
(Nick groans)
563
00:19:51,444 --> 00:19:52,779
Damn it!
564
00:19:52,846 --> 00:19:54,047
- What's wrong with your hand?
- I burnt it
565
00:19:54,114 --> 00:19:55,414
in your damn soup.
Is that what you wanted...
566
00:19:55,482 --> 00:19:57,283
Well, who burns
their hand in soup?
567
00:19:57,350 --> 00:19:58,284
I do!
568
00:19:58,351 --> 00:20:00,086
You're a mess!
569
00:20:00,154 --> 00:20:02,220
You are so annoying with your
little shorts.
570
00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:04,089
Why are you so angry
all the time?
571
00:20:04,157 --> 00:20:05,824
I told you, shut up.
572
00:20:05,892 --> 00:20:07,058
Shut up and take off
your clothes right now.
573
00:20:07,125 --> 00:20:08,659
And I mean it,
take off your clothes.
574
00:20:08,727 --> 00:20:11,562
You're just chaotic.
Everywhere you go.
575
00:20:11,629 --> 00:20:12,830
Stop talking!
576
00:20:12,898 --> 00:20:14,165
- Wherever you go! You are--
-This is not
577
00:20:14,232 --> 00:20:16,112
the time to talk, that is
the stupidest thing...
578
00:20:17,069 --> 00:20:18,268
Oh...
579
00:20:27,812 --> 00:20:29,679
I'm gonna grab
some paper towels.
580
00:20:30,247 --> 00:20:33,316
An aquarium the size
of a sixth grader just broke,
581
00:20:33,383 --> 00:20:35,051
and you're grabbing
paper towels?
582
00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:36,319
Yes, I'm getting paper towels.
583
00:20:36,353 --> 00:20:38,354
- What are you thinking?!
- Okay, you know what?
584
00:20:38,422 --> 00:20:39,988
- I'm out. - You can't clean
this up with paper towels.
585
00:20:40,056 --> 00:20:41,289
- I'm not...
- You don't want to clean it up.
586
00:20:41,357 --> 00:20:42,791
- No, that's not what it is.
- Well, you know what?
587
00:20:42,859 --> 00:20:44,492
If you're not cleaning it up,
I do not want to be told...
588
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,294
- I'm not cleaning it up.
- ...what to do, by you, right this second!
589
00:20:46,362 --> 00:20:48,130
- I'm not... just 'cause I'm a woman?
- That's it! I'm out!
590
00:20:48,198 --> 00:20:49,397
Please.
591
00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:50,766
(Doors slamming)
592
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,801
(Doors opening)
593
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:02,343
- You piss me off!
- This is a bad idea.
594
00:21:02,410 --> 00:21:03,778
(Doors slam)
595
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:05,679
I know you're going out
into the ocean
596
00:21:05,748 --> 00:21:07,148
lionfish, but...
597
00:21:07,216 --> 00:21:08,850
I ever see you
again, then...
598
00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:11,818
well...
599
00:21:12,386 --> 00:21:15,956
And should you meet
a charming... (Sniffs)
600
00:21:16,023 --> 00:21:18,491
physically fit, what-- I don't
know, whatever kind of fish
601
00:21:18,559 --> 00:21:19,559
gefilte fish come from...
602
00:21:21,362 --> 00:21:22,295
Treat him well.
603
00:21:25,699 --> 00:21:26,432
Be careful.
604
00:21:30,971 --> 00:21:32,571
You gotta be kidding me!
605
00:21:32,639 --> 00:21:34,006
-Oh, shoot.
- Stay alive!
606
00:21:34,074 --> 00:21:36,675
SCHMIDT: Stay alive!
Cece!
607
00:21:37,214 --> 00:21:43,547
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