1 00:00:00,422 --> 00:00:02,047 - Okay, we got our maps. - Yeah. 2 00:00:02,072 --> 00:00:03,311 - Got our canteens. - Yeah. 3 00:00:03,336 --> 00:00:05,085 Got our trail mix, homemade of course. 4 00:00:05,110 --> 00:00:06,265 Got my book of local fauna. 5 00:00:06,281 --> 00:00:07,513 Got my book of local flora. 6 00:00:07,549 --> 00:00:08,614 So we can identify... 7 00:00:08,650 --> 00:00:10,366 ♪ Every living thing. ♪ 8 00:00:10,391 --> 00:00:11,427 Look at them. 9 00:00:11,452 --> 00:00:13,519 I feel like Andie MacDowell in Multiplicity, 10 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:15,633 living in a house filled with clones. 11 00:00:15,658 --> 00:00:17,102 It is the second time this week 12 00:00:17,127 --> 00:00:19,559 you've compared yourself to Andie MacDowell. It's weird. 13 00:00:19,594 --> 00:00:20,927 - I'll go grab... - ... Our boots because we should... 14 00:00:20,962 --> 00:00:22,395 - ... Break them in. - Exactly. 15 00:00:22,430 --> 00:00:23,896 Nah, that's weird. 16 00:00:23,932 --> 00:00:26,260 Robby and I are hiking Behar Pass tomorrow. 17 00:00:26,285 --> 00:00:27,757 Turns out, we both love hiking. 18 00:00:27,802 --> 00:00:29,735 It's amazing. We have a lot in common. 19 00:00:29,771 --> 00:00:32,071 Aly and I are finally gonna have the same city in common. 20 00:00:32,106 --> 00:00:33,472 Right on, man. 21 00:00:33,523 --> 00:00:35,398 Lefty's coming home. 22 00:00:35,423 --> 00:00:36,576 - Lefty? - Lefty? 23 00:00:36,611 --> 00:00:37,852 Yeah, she's left-footed. 24 00:00:37,877 --> 00:00:39,892 I'm throwing Aly a surprise welcome-home dinner. 25 00:00:39,917 --> 00:00:42,473 I invited her whole family here, you know. 26 00:00:42,498 --> 00:00:44,394 Uh, I wanted her to see all the people she loves, 27 00:00:44,419 --> 00:00:46,988 which becomes love for me, you know, 28 00:00:47,013 --> 00:00:49,088 and the next thing you know, I'm getting one of those 29 00:00:49,123 --> 00:00:51,467 "best boyfriend ever" mugs, which you can buy, 30 00:00:51,492 --> 00:00:52,558 I just don't want to do all that. 31 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:54,126 I want to... I want to earn it. 32 00:00:54,151 --> 00:00:55,989 - You're inviting them over here? - Yeah. 33 00:00:56,025 --> 00:00:58,194 Winston, this place is a hellhole. 34 00:00:58,219 --> 00:00:59,799 Look at this. All the dishes are broken. 35 00:00:59,834 --> 00:01:01,801 I'm eating pasta out of some thing 36 00:01:01,836 --> 00:01:03,879 that Jess and Robby made in a clay class. 37 00:01:03,904 --> 00:01:04,937 Pottery workshop. 38 00:01:04,973 --> 00:01:06,652 What the hell is this compartment for? 39 00:01:06,677 --> 00:01:07,738 I have a better idea. 40 00:01:07,763 --> 00:01:09,575 Why don't you throw your thing at our place? 41 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:11,183 Ever since our wedding china came in, 42 00:01:11,208 --> 00:01:12,582 we've been dying to host a dinner party. 43 00:01:12,607 --> 00:01:13,705 Is your house even done yet? 44 00:01:13,730 --> 00:01:15,283 All the party zones are in working order: 45 00:01:15,308 --> 00:01:16,672 living room, dining room. 46 00:01:16,697 --> 00:01:18,933 The master bedroom has sort of turned into 47 00:01:18,958 --> 00:01:21,187 a place where the workers throw all their trash. 48 00:01:21,214 --> 00:01:23,030 I think even one of them went to the toilet in there. 49 00:01:23,055 --> 00:01:24,680 - But... - We'll just lock that door. 50 00:01:24,705 --> 00:01:25,750 - Yes. - Let's do it. 51 00:01:25,775 --> 00:01:27,240 Reagan's out of town. You know what that means. 52 00:01:27,265 --> 00:01:28,771 - No. - What does that mean? 53 00:01:28,796 --> 00:01:30,763 Honestly, I don't know, but please let me come to the party. 54 00:01:30,798 --> 00:01:32,598 Time to hit the sack. 55 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:34,600 It's 6:30. Babies are still awake. 56 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:36,048 Not this baby. 57 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:39,830 I feel like I've lived through this before. 58 00:01:40,119 --> 00:01:42,489 I'm like Andie MacDowell in Groundhog Day. 59 00:01:42,514 --> 00:01:43,896 - Stop! Just please stop. - Are you kidding me? 60 00:01:45,349 --> 00:01:47,857 Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb www.addic7ed.com 61 00:01:47,906 --> 00:01:50,006 ♪ Hike, hike, baby. ♪ 62 00:01:54,157 --> 00:01:55,256 Ooh, it's a fork. 63 00:01:56,363 --> 00:01:57,962 Well, the map says to go left, 64 00:01:57,987 --> 00:02:00,458 but that little musket trail seems plumb adorable. 65 00:02:00,494 --> 00:02:03,972 And it has a waterfall, so I say, uh.... 66 00:02:03,997 --> 00:02:05,530 waterfall. 67 00:02:05,566 --> 00:02:06,765 I mean, let's just do it. Let's go nuts. 68 00:02:06,791 --> 00:02:07,987 See, this is why we're so great together. 69 00:02:08,021 --> 00:02:09,097 We agree on everything. 70 00:02:09,122 --> 00:02:10,224 I agree. 71 00:02:10,249 --> 00:02:12,671 Hey, Robert Frost, looks like we're gonna take the road... 72 00:02:12,706 --> 00:02:13,738 Jess traveled. 73 00:02:16,662 --> 00:02:18,662 All right, just, uh... 74 00:02:19,313 --> 00:02:20,345 that's not the way it goes. 75 00:02:20,380 --> 00:02:22,113 Hold on. 76 00:02:22,375 --> 00:02:24,375 Be easier if it wasn't so windy. 77 00:02:26,153 --> 00:02:27,752 Okay. 78 00:02:28,015 --> 00:02:29,314 - Hey. - Hey. 79 00:02:29,339 --> 00:02:30,892 Made a list of rules for our guests. 80 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:32,591 Obviously, no one's wearing shoes inside the house, 81 00:02:32,626 --> 00:02:35,894 but what if we put a foot-washing station in the driveway? 82 00:02:35,929 --> 00:02:39,367 Babe, I was thinking maybe we have no rules. 83 00:02:39,392 --> 00:02:40,555 Well, because growing up, 84 00:02:40,580 --> 00:02:42,703 all the cool houses didn't have rules, remember? 85 00:02:42,728 --> 00:02:44,281 I was never invited to any of the cool houses. 86 00:02:44,306 --> 00:02:45,971 My only friend in high school was my piano teacher, 87 00:02:46,006 --> 00:02:48,032 and then he got that boyfriend with the Trans Am, 88 00:02:48,057 --> 00:02:49,069 and I never saw him again. 89 00:02:49,094 --> 00:02:51,078 I really wish I could travel back in time 90 00:02:51,103 --> 00:02:52,402 and give young you a hug. 91 00:02:52,438 --> 00:02:54,681 Yeah, well young me would've greeted that hug 92 00:02:54,706 --> 00:02:57,301 - with an immediate collapse in orgasm. - Oh. 93 00:02:57,326 --> 00:02:58,517 But you know what, maybe you're right. 94 00:02:58,542 --> 00:03:01,578 If we want to be the place where friends gather... 95 00:03:01,614 --> 00:03:03,034 maybe we got to chill. 96 00:03:03,059 --> 00:03:05,159 Yeah, because we... we want to be the hub. 97 00:03:05,184 --> 00:03:06,700 - You know? - Ooh, we'd make such a good hub. 98 00:03:06,725 --> 00:03:08,161 - Yes, we would. - Make such a good... 99 00:03:08,186 --> 00:03:10,060 we'd make such a good hub. 100 00:03:12,989 --> 00:03:15,099 Are you having an orgasm right now? 101 00:03:16,819 --> 00:03:18,585 Are you kidding me? 102 00:03:18,916 --> 00:03:19,963 - Hey. - Hey. 103 00:03:19,999 --> 00:03:22,221 Winston Bishop, nice to meet you. 104 00:03:22,986 --> 00:03:25,002 - What are we doing right now? - I'm practicing introducing myself 105 00:03:25,035 --> 00:03:26,589 - to Aly's parents. - Oh, I got you. 106 00:03:26,614 --> 00:03:27,979 - You're a little nervous. Okay. - Yeah, yeah, I'm a little nervous. 107 00:03:28,004 --> 00:03:29,594 You know, I want to make a good first impression. 108 00:03:29,619 --> 00:03:31,685 - Oh, that makes sense. - How's my shake? 109 00:03:31,911 --> 00:03:33,110 Nope. No, no, no, no, no. 110 00:03:33,145 --> 00:03:34,217 Do not go in with two hands. 111 00:03:34,242 --> 00:03:35,885 Also, why are your hands so wet? 112 00:03:35,910 --> 00:03:37,447 - Damn, for me that's dry. - They're dripping. 113 00:03:37,483 --> 00:03:38,949 - How's this for Aly's mom? - I'm Aly's mom? 114 00:03:38,984 --> 00:03:40,910 - Okay. - Mm-mm. 115 00:03:40,935 --> 00:03:43,477 - Not today, honey. - Yeah, all wrong. 116 00:03:43,522 --> 00:03:45,155 - We bring it in for the real thing. - All wrong. 117 00:03:45,180 --> 00:03:46,179 - All wrong. - Okay. 118 00:03:46,180 --> 00:03:47,280 That was very aggressive. 119 00:03:47,305 --> 00:03:49,888 You invaded my space. I didn't feel safe. 120 00:03:49,913 --> 00:03:51,757 Just be more normal about it. Like this. 121 00:03:51,782 --> 00:03:53,773 Hey, how are you? I'm Winston. Nice to meet you. 122 00:03:53,798 --> 00:03:54,906 Oh, like... 123 00:03:54,931 --> 00:03:57,000 Hey, how are you? I'm Winston. 124 00:03:57,036 --> 00:03:58,823 Zip, a pleasure, uh, to do it. 125 00:03:58,848 --> 00:04:00,893 - See, all of that, cut that out. - Okay. 126 00:04:00,918 --> 00:04:02,573 Hi, how are you? I'm Aly's mother. 127 00:04:03,723 --> 00:04:05,628 You do... you do well. 128 00:04:05,653 --> 00:04:08,213 You do well to-to be friends with me. 129 00:04:08,881 --> 00:04:10,380 - Hmm? - Winston, shake it out. 130 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:12,583 - I'm nervous, dude. - I know you are. 131 00:04:12,618 --> 00:04:14,051 Look, they're gonna love you. 132 00:04:14,086 --> 00:04:15,789 Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna mill about. 133 00:04:15,814 --> 00:04:18,222 I'm gonna talk you up. I'm gonna tell your stories. 134 00:04:18,257 --> 00:04:20,023 Yes. Use one of my good ones, 135 00:04:20,059 --> 00:04:21,658 the ones that make me look awesome. 136 00:04:21,694 --> 00:04:24,204 Like the time I fell asleep in the bathtub. 137 00:04:24,229 --> 00:04:26,743 But all that one is is that you fell asleep in a bathtub. 138 00:04:26,768 --> 00:04:28,727 - The end. End of story. - That's amazing. 139 00:04:28,752 --> 00:04:30,234 I think we can come up with better ones, don't you? 140 00:04:30,269 --> 00:04:31,956 No, that's a home run for sure, 141 00:04:31,981 --> 00:04:33,423 because I woke up wet. 142 00:04:33,448 --> 00:04:34,597 - Now I see. - And also, 143 00:04:34,622 --> 00:04:36,206 - it's all about how you tell it. - Right. 144 00:04:36,242 --> 00:04:37,608 I trust you. You're the writer. 145 00:04:37,643 --> 00:04:39,343 I am, and that was the gift I was given. 146 00:04:39,378 --> 00:04:40,506 - Put her there. - You got it. 147 00:04:40,542 --> 00:04:42,819 - What is going on with these hands? - What? 148 00:04:42,844 --> 00:04:44,414 A second ago, they were dripping wet, 149 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:46,216 and now they are piping hot. 150 00:04:48,190 --> 00:04:50,665 - Leslie! - Winston! 151 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:52,689 I hit your car when I parked. Sorry. 152 00:04:52,725 --> 00:04:54,224 Yeah, I... I didn't drive here. 153 00:04:54,260 --> 00:04:56,003 Oh, well, that's a relief. 154 00:04:56,595 --> 00:04:57,895 Anyway, uh, 155 00:04:57,930 --> 00:04:59,897 your sister is on her way. Where are your parents? 156 00:04:59,932 --> 00:05:03,545 Oh, my dad doesn't take highways for political reasons. 157 00:05:03,802 --> 00:05:05,402 - But everyone else is here. - Cool. 158 00:05:05,437 --> 00:05:06,803 Come on in. 159 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:07,971 - Hey. - Hi there. 160 00:05:08,007 --> 00:05:09,640 - Hey there. - Hey. 161 00:05:09,675 --> 00:05:10,774 - Thank you. - Wow. 162 00:05:10,809 --> 00:05:12,376 How big is your family? 163 00:05:12,411 --> 00:05:14,945 Oh, my gosh. Hey. 164 00:05:14,980 --> 00:05:16,747 How many cars did you guys take? 165 00:05:16,782 --> 00:05:19,082 Hey, make yourselves at home. Everybody come on in. 166 00:05:19,118 --> 00:05:20,784 Did you guys rent a bus? 167 00:05:20,819 --> 00:05:22,419 Just breathe. Just breathe. 168 00:05:22,454 --> 00:05:24,121 - Hey. Hey now. - Winston, Winston. 169 00:05:24,156 --> 00:05:26,057 Winston. A-a word, please. 170 00:05:26,082 --> 00:05:27,491 - Huh? Yeah, coming. - Hey. 171 00:05:27,526 --> 00:05:28,558 Hey, man, you look familiar. 172 00:05:28,594 --> 00:05:29,885 Did I pull you over last week? 173 00:05:30,190 --> 00:05:31,729 Why so many? 174 00:05:32,994 --> 00:05:34,575 There are 30 people out there. 175 00:05:35,483 --> 00:05:37,434 We do not have enough china! 176 00:05:37,469 --> 00:05:38,635 Or forks or prawns. 177 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:40,003 You can't ask somebody to split a prawn. 178 00:05:40,039 --> 00:05:42,615 Babe, I know, all right? But you just need to relax. 179 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:43,616 We will be fine. 180 00:05:43,641 --> 00:05:44,778 - We can adjust. - Sorry. 181 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:46,410 Just remember, we're chill. 182 00:05:46,445 --> 00:05:48,779 No, you're right. We are totally chill. 183 00:05:48,814 --> 00:05:51,108 We'll just break out the backup china! 184 00:05:51,450 --> 00:05:53,290 I'll just come in tomorrow morning with a power washer, 185 00:05:53,315 --> 00:05:55,118 and hose this whole frickin' place down. 186 00:05:55,146 --> 00:05:57,181 There's Lefty. 187 00:05:58,082 --> 00:06:00,270 By the way, there is no backup china! 188 00:06:00,295 --> 00:06:01,285 I know, I know, all right. 189 00:06:01,310 --> 00:06:02,762 Keep them closed. 190 00:06:02,787 --> 00:06:03,910 All right, last time you did this, 191 00:06:03,935 --> 00:06:05,839 you revealed Furguson in a tuxedo. 192 00:06:05,864 --> 00:06:07,464 This is even better. 193 00:06:07,499 --> 00:06:10,867 Say hello to... your entire family! 194 00:06:10,903 --> 00:06:13,136 Surprise! 195 00:06:13,887 --> 00:06:15,472 What the hell is this? 196 00:06:15,507 --> 00:06:18,559 So, do the cute, surprised look you do. 197 00:06:19,185 --> 00:06:21,111 Nah, that's not it. That's not the one. 198 00:06:21,146 --> 00:06:23,347 Remember? When you... 199 00:06:28,002 --> 00:06:29,990 Oh. 200 00:06:30,251 --> 00:06:31,773 You're pissed. 201 00:06:32,820 --> 00:06:34,586 We're lost. 202 00:06:34,620 --> 00:06:36,954 Why did you let me chase a waterfall? 203 00:06:36,989 --> 00:06:39,457 You know what TLC says. 204 00:06:39,484 --> 00:06:41,434 I'm sorry. Just... 205 00:06:41,459 --> 00:06:42,957 - I'm really hungry. - Here. 206 00:06:42,983 --> 00:06:44,112 You can have some of my trail mix. 207 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:45,496 That's just a bag of raisins. 208 00:06:45,531 --> 00:06:47,331 Well, that's because I only like to eat the peanuts and the chocolate. 209 00:06:47,366 --> 00:06:49,917 Well, I only like the chocolate and the peanuts, too! 210 00:06:49,942 --> 00:06:51,168 Why do we even add raisins?! 211 00:06:51,204 --> 00:06:52,620 I don't know! 212 00:06:52,645 --> 00:06:54,044 All right, look, you know what, 213 00:06:54,079 --> 00:06:56,146 we're lost and... 214 00:06:56,465 --> 00:06:59,484 it's gonna get dark soon, so let's... just head back. 215 00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:01,653 Fine. Did you pack a flashlight? 216 00:07:01,695 --> 00:07:03,057 Robby, did you pack a flashlight? 217 00:07:03,082 --> 00:07:04,489 - No. - Then there's your answer. 218 00:07:04,524 --> 00:07:05,762 You know what, it's fine, okay? 219 00:07:05,787 --> 00:07:08,184 We know that we have to go downhill, so just follow me. 220 00:07:08,209 --> 00:07:09,261 I'll lead, okay? 221 00:07:09,289 --> 00:07:11,114 - Ah! God! Oh! - Oh! Robby! 222 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:12,151 - Oh! - Oh, my God! 223 00:07:12,184 --> 00:07:13,620 - I lost my glasses. - Are you okay? 224 00:07:13,645 --> 00:07:14,732 Oh. 225 00:07:14,775 --> 00:07:16,673 Please tell me those were crunchy leaves. 226 00:07:16,698 --> 00:07:17,897 Let me see. 227 00:07:17,922 --> 00:07:19,147 Oh, I think that's them. 228 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,371 - Hold on. Oh! Jess! - Ah! 229 00:07:20,407 --> 00:07:23,174 Ah! Ow, my ankle! 230 00:07:23,209 --> 00:07:26,177 My beautiful dancer's ankle! 231 00:07:26,771 --> 00:07:28,479 Hey. What's the matter? 232 00:07:28,515 --> 00:07:30,769 You know, I got all your family together in one room. 233 00:07:30,794 --> 00:07:32,850 You know, you're being greeted by all the people that you love. 234 00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:34,886 - I know. - Well, except for your parents, 235 00:07:34,921 --> 00:07:35,953 but they will be here soon, 236 00:07:35,989 --> 00:07:37,922 barring any surface street traffic. 237 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:39,490 That is so sweet, Winston. 238 00:07:39,526 --> 00:07:42,604 And I do love my family, but they're crazy. 239 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:44,395 And, honestly, they make me a little crazy. 240 00:07:44,431 --> 00:07:45,563 Every family is crazy. 241 00:07:45,598 --> 00:07:47,799 Every time we get together, it's a disaster. 242 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:50,559 Like a giant hot air balloon catching on fire. 243 00:07:50,584 --> 00:07:53,237 Here's the difference: you got backup now. 244 00:07:55,396 --> 00:07:57,908 Have I ever let you down as a partner? 245 00:07:58,009 --> 00:07:59,744 Except for that mixed doubles tournament. 246 00:07:59,779 --> 00:08:00,945 Got it! 247 00:08:04,551 --> 00:08:06,831 We don't got to talk about that. We ain't got to go back there. 248 00:08:06,856 --> 00:08:09,438 My point is this: we're a team. 249 00:08:09,463 --> 00:08:10,588 Okay? 250 00:08:10,623 --> 00:08:12,023 - Okay. - All right. 251 00:08:12,048 --> 00:08:13,190 Maybe this time will be different. 252 00:08:13,215 --> 00:08:14,339 - Right? - Yeah. 253 00:08:14,370 --> 00:08:15,960 But you really need to know the lay of the land. 254 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:17,228 Okay, let me take notes. 255 00:08:17,263 --> 00:08:18,863 So, my sister is... 256 00:08:18,888 --> 00:08:20,384 - my sister. - Mm-hmm. 257 00:08:20,409 --> 00:08:21,966 Uncle Bill is a real weather nerd. 258 00:08:21,991 --> 00:08:23,493 - Super annoying. - Right, right, right. 259 00:08:23,518 --> 00:08:27,071 Aunt Karen keeps a free-floating piece of floss in her purse. 260 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:28,706 She will use it tonight. 261 00:08:28,731 --> 00:08:29,800 - It's revolting. - Okay. 262 00:08:29,825 --> 00:08:31,320 Do me a favor. Hold on. 263 00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:32,511 Repeat everything you just said. 264 00:08:32,536 --> 00:08:33,808 My thumbprint won't let me in. 265 00:08:33,833 --> 00:08:36,481 Okay, uh, my sister is... you met her... 266 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,394 Ah, wait, yeah, no, no, still not in. 267 00:08:38,419 --> 00:08:40,551 Let me get... wipe my hand off right there. 268 00:08:40,587 --> 00:08:42,874 Now we're cooking with gas. 269 00:08:42,899 --> 00:08:44,578 - My sister... okay. - No, we ain't. 270 00:08:44,610 --> 00:08:46,642 - Winston, he's a great guy. - Mm-hmm. 271 00:08:46,677 --> 00:08:47,900 He and I go way back. 272 00:08:47,931 --> 00:08:50,062 Tons of stories, tons of... tons of stories. 273 00:08:50,087 --> 00:08:51,701 Really? All right. 274 00:08:51,726 --> 00:08:52,949 - Right now? - Yeah. 275 00:08:52,974 --> 00:08:54,903 One time he was taking a bath and he fell asleep. 276 00:08:56,185 --> 00:08:58,603 You believe this guy? What a nut. 277 00:08:58,638 --> 00:09:00,208 Life of the party, this guy. 278 00:09:00,233 --> 00:09:02,715 He fell asleep in a bath? That's the story? 279 00:09:02,740 --> 00:09:03,941 That's the story? No. 280 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:05,998 That's the start of the story. 281 00:09:06,333 --> 00:09:07,644 We are out of appetizers. 282 00:09:07,669 --> 00:09:09,600 They stripped this tray of shrimp like piranhas. 283 00:09:09,625 --> 00:09:11,092 They didn't even leave tails. 284 00:09:11,127 --> 00:09:13,060 I think someone took a shower in the bathroom. 285 00:09:13,096 --> 00:09:14,883 We don't have towels or soap. 286 00:09:14,908 --> 00:09:16,399 I don't know how they did it. 287 00:09:16,424 --> 00:09:18,766 We need to re-examine this whole no rules thing. 288 00:09:18,801 --> 00:09:20,401 It's a freaking circus in here. 289 00:09:20,436 --> 00:09:21,936 What are we gonna feed these people in the meantime? 290 00:09:21,971 --> 00:09:23,938 In about ten minutes, they're gonna start eating the drywall. 291 00:09:23,973 --> 00:09:25,287 I think there was a... 292 00:09:25,312 --> 00:09:27,645 - Thank you. - Thank you. 293 00:09:27,670 --> 00:09:29,944 I think there was a bag of rice in the house when we bought it. 294 00:09:29,979 --> 00:09:31,612 I thought that was barley. 295 00:09:31,637 --> 00:09:33,341 It was really dirty. 296 00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:35,718 Okay, fine, whatever. Boil it up! 297 00:09:36,152 --> 00:09:38,652 Okay, well, it's really dark and uneven, 298 00:09:38,688 --> 00:09:40,521 but at least we found the trail. 299 00:09:40,556 --> 00:09:42,914 Yeah, I mean, it's like a night hike. 300 00:09:42,939 --> 00:09:45,159 Maybe we'll see a colony of bats. 301 00:09:45,194 --> 00:09:46,660 It's kind of like a waterfall. 302 00:09:46,696 --> 00:09:48,457 But with monsters, in the sky. 303 00:09:48,482 --> 00:09:50,164 Oh! Oh, man. 304 00:09:50,199 --> 00:09:51,332 Okay, uh, 305 00:09:51,367 --> 00:09:52,722 Jess, it's raining. 306 00:09:52,747 --> 00:09:54,488 Let's take shelter in that cave! 307 00:09:54,513 --> 00:09:56,468 What if it's more of a nest than a cave? 308 00:09:56,493 --> 00:09:58,234 Whatever. It'll do. 309 00:09:58,259 --> 00:09:59,273 Sister! 310 00:10:02,266 --> 00:10:04,166 Oh, that's some sisterly love right there. 311 00:10:04,201 --> 00:10:05,872 - Let me get you two a drink. - Okay. 312 00:10:06,957 --> 00:10:07,989 Oh, my God, 313 00:10:08,014 --> 00:10:11,270 Winston is so good for you. 314 00:10:12,418 --> 00:10:13,934 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 315 00:10:13,959 --> 00:10:15,611 And I saw with my own eyes one day 316 00:10:15,646 --> 00:10:17,513 when Winston saved those kids 317 00:10:17,548 --> 00:10:19,982 from a burning building, including a little boy. 318 00:10:20,017 --> 00:10:22,618 A little boy who's dad left when he was young. 319 00:10:22,716 --> 00:10:25,321 Named Wheelchair Timmy. 320 00:10:25,356 --> 00:10:27,957 Wheelchair Timmy was a heavyset boy, ginger. 321 00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:29,591 Black eyes. 322 00:10:29,616 --> 00:10:31,823 So what, you think I'm just some cold robot 323 00:10:31,850 --> 00:10:34,363 who needs some guy to loosen me up, make me happy? 324 00:10:34,398 --> 00:10:36,165 I just said Winston's good for you. 325 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,300 Oh, my God, you always get like this! 326 00:10:38,336 --> 00:10:41,261 He grabs the kid and the chair, lifts him up above his head, 327 00:10:41,286 --> 00:10:44,640 so that the fire doesn't burn this little heavyset boy. 328 00:10:44,675 --> 00:10:46,442 That's the power of adrenaline. 329 00:10:46,477 --> 00:10:49,111 - And what happened to Timmy? - Timmy? He's dead. 330 00:10:49,136 --> 00:10:51,126 - What? - He's alive. I'm Timmy. 331 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,481 Look at me now. 332 00:10:52,516 --> 00:10:54,683 Because of Winston, I'm telling you this story. 333 00:10:54,719 --> 00:10:56,159 No, you said your name was Nick. 334 00:10:56,184 --> 00:10:57,933 I am Nick. I got to go! 335 00:10:57,958 --> 00:11:00,055 How should I be, huh? Like you? 336 00:11:00,091 --> 00:11:01,941 "Oh, my God, look at me, I'm Leslie. 337 00:11:01,966 --> 00:11:03,970 "I wear holiday socks in the summer. 338 00:11:03,995 --> 00:11:06,695 "I follow Ariana Grande around like she was the Grateful Dead." 339 00:11:06,731 --> 00:11:07,830 "Oh, I'm Aly. 340 00:11:07,865 --> 00:11:09,738 "I went to Quantico and I got a disease, 341 00:11:09,763 --> 00:11:11,633 "and I can't be around people!" 342 00:11:11,669 --> 00:11:13,669 - Do you mean "quarantine"? - Whatever! 343 00:11:13,704 --> 00:11:14,903 You're so mean! 344 00:11:14,930 --> 00:11:18,064 - You're being a mean robot! - No, this is being a mean robot. 345 00:11:18,109 --> 00:11:20,075 "Beep, boop, boop, boop. Leslie, you suck. 346 00:11:20,111 --> 00:11:21,343 "You can't pull off bangs. 347 00:11:21,379 --> 00:11:22,478 "You were an accident." 348 00:11:22,513 --> 00:11:24,478 Oh, my God! I have a small forehead, 349 00:11:24,510 --> 00:11:26,389 and you know that, and you use that against me! 350 00:11:26,414 --> 00:11:27,680 Just shut up! 351 00:11:27,718 --> 00:11:29,926 - I hate you! - I hate you! I... 352 00:11:33,106 --> 00:11:34,911 God. 353 00:11:34,936 --> 00:11:37,262 Oh, no. 354 00:11:37,287 --> 00:11:40,122 The wheelchair boy, Timmy, 355 00:11:40,147 --> 00:11:42,411 speaks very highly of you. 356 00:11:43,534 --> 00:11:45,367 - You're Aunt Karen? - Mm-hmm. 357 00:11:45,403 --> 00:11:46,902 You didn't make a lot of sense. 358 00:11:48,777 --> 00:11:51,373 Yeah, it's really coming down out there. 359 00:11:52,387 --> 00:11:54,309 - It's really freezing. - Yeah. 360 00:11:55,620 --> 00:11:57,176 Hey, Robby? 361 00:11:58,548 --> 00:12:00,582 Do you ever think it's, like... 362 00:12:01,619 --> 00:12:04,006 it's not good that we're so similar? 363 00:12:04,031 --> 00:12:05,162 Oh, I don't know. 364 00:12:05,187 --> 00:12:08,781 You know, my Great Uncle Shep Wallingford used to say, 365 00:12:08,806 --> 00:12:11,284 "You buy the horse that you see in the mirror." 366 00:12:11,317 --> 00:12:12,769 - Did you say "Wallingford"? - Mm-hmm. 367 00:12:12,797 --> 00:12:15,431 I have Wallingfords in my family, out near Boston. 368 00:12:15,466 --> 00:12:17,433 Ah, mine are in, uh, Newburyport. 369 00:12:17,459 --> 00:12:19,025 They were kind of, like, local celebrities. 370 00:12:19,070 --> 00:12:20,084 They were well-known for making... 371 00:12:20,109 --> 00:12:21,976 - ... women's watches. - ... Women's watches. 372 00:12:22,789 --> 00:12:24,122 How'd you know that? 373 00:12:24,147 --> 00:12:25,541 ♪ Wallingford watches ♪ 374 00:12:25,576 --> 00:12:27,409 ♪ 'Cause the time is now ♪ 375 00:12:27,452 --> 00:12:29,157 ♪ And the look is wow! ♪ 376 00:12:38,818 --> 00:12:40,178 Robby... 377 00:12:41,351 --> 00:12:43,251 I think we're related. 378 00:12:53,783 --> 00:12:54,916 Do you have an Uncle Tony? 379 00:12:54,951 --> 00:12:56,151 Tony, with the long fingernails, 380 00:12:56,186 --> 00:12:58,052 and he always wears a whistle around his neck. 381 00:12:58,088 --> 00:12:59,594 Robby, we are third cousins. 382 00:12:59,619 --> 00:13:01,015 - Oh, my God! - Ah! 383 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:03,625 - Why, God?! - We're going to hell! 384 00:13:04,923 --> 00:13:05,922 - We did stuff. - No, stop! 385 00:13:05,947 --> 00:13:07,228 - Just saying. - I can't live in this reality! 386 00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:09,164 - At least not second cousins. - Ah, I can't. 387 00:13:09,199 --> 00:13:11,156 - First cousins would be way worse. - Please, no. 388 00:13:11,586 --> 00:13:14,068 People do it all the time, in the, in the mountains. 389 00:13:14,104 --> 00:13:15,570 In the mountains. 390 00:13:20,543 --> 00:13:22,136 - Don't be startled. - God! 391 00:13:22,161 --> 00:13:23,873 What are you doing in here, Cece? 392 00:13:23,898 --> 00:13:25,143 I am hiding, okay? 393 00:13:25,168 --> 00:13:26,514 That party is out of control. 394 00:13:26,561 --> 00:13:27,993 Some guy almost burned his eyebrows off 395 00:13:28,018 --> 00:13:29,684 trying to light a cigarette on our stove. 396 00:13:29,719 --> 00:13:31,451 It's complete anarchy in there. 397 00:13:31,476 --> 00:13:34,295 Can we just hide in here and hang out together? 398 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:35,850 We haven't christened the garage yet. 399 00:13:35,875 --> 00:13:38,281 Ooh, you make a very good point. 400 00:13:38,306 --> 00:13:39,367 - Okay. - Hey. 401 00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:41,078 - Hello, Winston. - Hey. 402 00:13:41,103 --> 00:13:42,837 Question: have you guys seen Aly? 403 00:13:42,862 --> 00:13:44,485 What's going on, man? 404 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:46,987 She ran off. If I'd known it was gonna be like this, 405 00:13:47,023 --> 00:13:48,433 I would've just done the trench coat thing. 406 00:13:48,458 --> 00:13:49,886 - The... what? - What is the trench coat thing? 407 00:13:49,926 --> 00:13:50,958 It's where I pick her up from the airport naked, 408 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:52,139 wearing nothing but a trench coat. 409 00:13:52,175 --> 00:13:54,027 Have you guys seen a kid in a wheelchair? 410 00:13:54,159 --> 00:13:55,191 - That was me. - What? 411 00:13:55,216 --> 00:13:56,158 - Whoa! - Wow. 412 00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:57,345 Nick, what are you doing in here? 413 00:13:57,380 --> 00:13:59,380 Look, I was having a hard time with your stories, 414 00:13:59,415 --> 00:14:01,148 so I took a little poetic license. 415 00:14:01,184 --> 00:14:02,850 People started asking some questions. 416 00:14:02,886 --> 00:14:04,450 Things got ahead of me. 417 00:14:04,475 --> 00:14:06,060 And I had no choice but to hide in the car. 418 00:14:06,085 --> 00:14:07,597 Nick, I thought you were gonna stick to the tub story. 419 00:14:07,622 --> 00:14:09,443 It's not a story, Winston. It's not a story! 420 00:14:09,468 --> 00:14:10,565 - A story about sleeping... - It's mental. 421 00:14:10,593 --> 00:14:11,880 - It's really not... - Hey. 422 00:14:11,913 --> 00:14:12,998 - Found her. - Yeah. 423 00:14:13,023 --> 00:14:14,370 Hey, are you guys ever not together? 424 00:14:14,397 --> 00:14:16,097 - Rarely. - You know what? Hold on one second. 425 00:14:16,132 --> 00:14:18,165 I want to talk to you. Guys, can you give us a minute? 426 00:14:18,201 --> 00:14:20,635 Sure, Winston. Cece, let's go hide in the car... 427 00:14:20,670 --> 00:14:22,103 in the garage of our home. 428 00:14:22,138 --> 00:14:23,371 Yeah, okay. 429 00:14:26,342 --> 00:14:27,837 We'll give you guys a minute. 430 00:14:28,912 --> 00:14:32,546 Aly, uh, I was just trying to be sweet and... 431 00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:35,049 And I ruined it. I know. 432 00:14:35,076 --> 00:14:37,043 I said my family was crazy, 433 00:14:37,086 --> 00:14:39,520 and I ended up being the craziest one. 434 00:14:39,566 --> 00:14:43,051 Look, I'm so embarrassed you saw that side of me, 435 00:14:43,076 --> 00:14:45,176 and I'm sure you want to run for the hills. 436 00:14:45,201 --> 00:14:47,161 So, it's fine. I don't blame you. 437 00:14:47,196 --> 00:14:48,897 You're embarrassed of being crazy in front of me? 438 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,375 I acted insane. 439 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,858 Even just talking about it is humiliating. 440 00:14:52,883 --> 00:14:55,536 I'm just gonna, yeah, I'm gonna walk away. 441 00:14:55,572 --> 00:14:56,704 Okay. 442 00:14:59,542 --> 00:15:00,937 Oh, dear Lord. 443 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:02,803 The car's running. 444 00:15:02,828 --> 00:15:04,443 - Nick, how long have you been in here? - Been running this whole time? 445 00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:06,390 I was cold. I was cold. 446 00:15:06,648 --> 00:15:08,382 Did you ever go to one of those big 447 00:15:08,418 --> 00:15:10,151 Wallingford family cookouts? 448 00:15:10,186 --> 00:15:11,724 Just one, in '92. 449 00:15:11,749 --> 00:15:14,355 I remember they had a really competitive three-legged race, 450 00:15:14,390 --> 00:15:17,026 and they paired me up with a little boy who had a helmet on. 451 00:15:17,051 --> 00:15:18,394 His skin was so translucent, 452 00:15:18,419 --> 00:15:20,061 it was like he was a jellyfish. 453 00:15:20,096 --> 00:15:21,837 - Did he play an imaginary trombone? - Yeah. 454 00:15:21,862 --> 00:15:24,837 He kept saying, "It's better to be safe than speedy." 455 00:15:24,862 --> 00:15:26,900 - That was me! That was me! - Oh, my God. 456 00:15:26,925 --> 00:15:28,431 Oh, this is too much. 457 00:15:28,456 --> 00:15:31,405 I don't want to die with my cousin-lover in a cave. 458 00:15:31,441 --> 00:15:32,865 - Oh, God. - Everyone will think we fled here 459 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,076 'cause society wouldn't accept us. 460 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:36,271 I just wanted to see a waterfall. 461 00:15:36,296 --> 00:15:38,690 Me, too! I got to get out of here! 462 00:15:38,715 --> 00:15:39,981 You can't walk, I can't see anything. 463 00:15:40,016 --> 00:15:42,758 Stand up, blind boy. I'm getting on your back. 464 00:15:42,828 --> 00:15:44,652 - Take these. - Oh, okay. 465 00:15:44,687 --> 00:15:46,454 Oh, man. Okay. 466 00:15:46,489 --> 00:15:47,922 We have the same prescription. 467 00:15:47,957 --> 00:15:50,391 Yeah, no kidding, Robby. All right, you ready? 468 00:15:50,436 --> 00:15:52,897 - Yeah. So, "Wallingfords" on three? - No! Ew! 469 00:15:52,922 --> 00:15:53,928 I'm really sorry. I'm so nervous. 470 00:15:53,963 --> 00:15:55,529 - Okay, one, two, three! - Two, three! 471 00:15:57,359 --> 00:15:59,992 I didn't wear the right shoes for this! 472 00:16:00,025 --> 00:16:01,252 Go over there! 473 00:16:02,103 --> 00:16:04,292 I'm sorry about before. 474 00:16:04,317 --> 00:16:06,350 I guess I really freaked out on you. 475 00:16:06,822 --> 00:16:08,446 And I'm sorry that I told you 476 00:16:08,471 --> 00:16:10,790 I was gonna shave your eyebrows off in your sleep. 477 00:16:10,814 --> 00:16:13,582 - You never said that. - Oh, maybe I was just thinking that. 478 00:16:13,617 --> 00:16:15,951 I'm just so embarrassed Winston saw that. 479 00:16:15,986 --> 00:16:17,519 I'm pretty sure I scared him off. 480 00:16:17,555 --> 00:16:19,054 No, you didn't. He's on the table. 481 00:16:20,157 --> 00:16:21,225 Oh, no. 482 00:16:21,257 --> 00:16:22,598 - Oh, no, no, no. - Hello. 483 00:16:22,626 --> 00:16:24,259 I am Winston Bishop. 484 00:16:24,295 --> 00:16:26,169 I'm Aly's boyfriend. 485 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,229 Please, if you will, 486 00:16:27,264 --> 00:16:29,898 I want to, uh, say a few words to my girlfriend. 487 00:16:29,934 --> 00:16:31,133 He's standing on the furniture. 488 00:16:31,168 --> 00:16:32,483 Just relax, okay? Help is on the way. 489 00:16:32,508 --> 00:16:35,270 Aly, I wanted you to feel special tonight 490 00:16:35,306 --> 00:16:38,574 because... I'm wild about you. 491 00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:41,078 Maybe things didn't go perfectly, 492 00:16:41,103 --> 00:16:43,170 but damn it, don't be embarrassed 493 00:16:43,213 --> 00:16:45,180 to be crazy in front of me. 494 00:16:45,215 --> 00:16:46,952 Okay? I am the king of crazy. 495 00:16:48,035 --> 00:16:50,272 I have inside jokes with my cat. 496 00:16:50,787 --> 00:16:53,488 I am a member of the Puzzling Guild of North America. 497 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:54,796 I shave my face cold, 498 00:16:54,821 --> 00:16:56,388 - and I brush my teeth hot. - It's true. 499 00:16:56,413 --> 00:16:59,294 On one very late and very desperate night, 500 00:16:59,330 --> 00:17:02,598 I used Furguson's cat box as my own box. 501 00:17:02,633 --> 00:17:04,226 And, yes, it is true 502 00:17:04,251 --> 00:17:06,034 what many of you have heard. 503 00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:09,171 I once fell asleep in a bathtub! 504 00:17:11,942 --> 00:17:14,643 I love that story. 505 00:17:16,413 --> 00:17:17,755 And then what happened? 506 00:17:17,780 --> 00:17:19,047 What do you mean, "And then what happened?" 507 00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:21,058 He fell asleep in the tub! 508 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,218 He was asleep, and then he woke up. 509 00:17:24,722 --> 00:17:26,356 I don't know, maybe I got to hear it again. 510 00:17:26,381 --> 00:17:27,716 So who cares if you're crazy? 511 00:17:27,741 --> 00:17:29,625 I don't care. I'm crazy, too. 512 00:17:29,660 --> 00:17:30,959 Watch this. 513 00:17:30,995 --> 00:17:33,195 I'm gonna put a carrot behind my ear, 514 00:17:33,230 --> 00:17:35,564 like a bunny reporter, and I'm gonna do this dance 515 00:17:35,599 --> 00:17:37,132 I've been working on for five years. 516 00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:40,320 Don't you do that carrot. 517 00:17:40,345 --> 00:17:41,370 Little bunny carrot. 518 00:17:52,616 --> 00:17:54,842 I see we got two new... 519 00:17:54,982 --> 00:17:56,551 people here. 520 00:17:56,587 --> 00:17:58,020 Who are they? 521 00:17:58,055 --> 00:18:01,523 Yeah, um, Mom, Dad, 522 00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:02,924 this is Winston. 523 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,192 Hey. 524 00:18:05,529 --> 00:18:08,430 Uh... I am Winston. 525 00:18:08,465 --> 00:18:10,899 And I assure you that all of those incidents 526 00:18:10,934 --> 00:18:13,741 were from a very long time ago, kinda. 527 00:18:13,766 --> 00:18:16,038 It's clear you love our daughter. 528 00:18:16,073 --> 00:18:20,375 In a very passionate, unique way. 529 00:18:20,411 --> 00:18:22,298 That's all that matters. 530 00:18:24,821 --> 00:18:26,517 You're a two-hander, huh? 531 00:18:27,503 --> 00:18:28,539 Well, all right. 532 00:18:28,564 --> 00:18:30,018 - Okay. - Yes. 533 00:18:30,064 --> 00:18:31,423 - Okay. - Okay. 534 00:18:31,448 --> 00:18:33,759 Seriously, we've been on the road for a couple of hours. 535 00:18:33,784 --> 00:18:35,968 - We need to use the bathroom. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course! 536 00:18:35,993 --> 00:18:38,713 It's, uh, right down, right down the hall. 537 00:18:41,471 --> 00:18:45,299 Thank you for not being afraid of me or my family. 538 00:18:47,963 --> 00:18:50,064 Open up. Police! 539 00:18:50,674 --> 00:18:52,774 - Who-who called the police? - I don't know. 540 00:18:52,810 --> 00:18:55,477 I guess we better do whatever they say. Ugh. 541 00:18:55,512 --> 00:18:57,879 Why are you guys acting like you're in a porno? 542 00:18:59,923 --> 00:19:01,470 We got a noise complaint. 543 00:19:01,751 --> 00:19:03,487 The law has spoken, everyone. 544 00:19:03,512 --> 00:19:04,812 I guess the party's over. 545 00:19:04,837 --> 00:19:06,173 You could just file out through here. 546 00:19:06,198 --> 00:19:07,226 Winston? 547 00:19:07,251 --> 00:19:08,390 Look who it is. 548 00:19:08,425 --> 00:19:09,791 Hey, Aly, you're back. 549 00:19:09,827 --> 00:19:11,760 Jenkins, get in here, man! We having a party. 550 00:19:11,795 --> 00:19:13,161 - What you drinking? - Hi, Jenkins. 551 00:19:13,197 --> 00:19:14,452 Wait, what? 552 00:19:16,553 --> 00:19:17,511 Well, you know what, 553 00:19:17,536 --> 00:19:19,755 I guess I'm just gonna have to take the law into my own hands. 554 00:19:19,780 --> 00:19:21,178 All right, everybody! 555 00:19:22,039 --> 00:19:23,741 Shoes off, coasters down! 556 00:19:23,766 --> 00:19:25,231 This is our house, 557 00:19:25,256 --> 00:19:28,253 and our house has rules! Okay? 558 00:19:28,278 --> 00:19:30,078 Not a suggestion. Shoes off, let's go! 559 00:19:30,114 --> 00:19:31,966 - Okay, okay. Shoes off. - Shoes. 560 00:19:31,991 --> 00:19:33,809 - Take your shoes off... - Get 'em off! 561 00:19:33,834 --> 00:19:35,283 - ... and put 'em to the side! - Yep! 562 00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:37,007 - And then let's have a good time. - Yeah, let's have some fun. 563 00:19:37,054 --> 00:19:38,253 - It's a party, people. - It's a party. 564 00:19:38,288 --> 00:19:40,088 So just to be clear, 565 00:19:40,113 --> 00:19:43,597 um, we're definitely broken up, right? 566 00:19:43,777 --> 00:19:44,861 Yeah. 567 00:19:44,886 --> 00:19:46,394 - Yeah, I mean, that's... - Yeah. I mean... 568 00:19:46,430 --> 00:19:48,402 I don't know why I asked. 569 00:19:51,354 --> 00:19:52,823 Well... 570 00:19:58,089 --> 00:19:59,901 Oh, wait. You should take these. 571 00:19:59,926 --> 00:20:02,284 Oh, you know, keep 'em. They look great on you. 572 00:20:02,309 --> 00:20:03,776 Thank you. 573 00:20:09,019 --> 00:20:10,519 I'll see you around. 574 00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:12,575 Yeah. 575 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,017 Maybe at the next family reun... 576 00:20:14,042 --> 00:20:16,409 - Too soon. Yep. - A little too soon. Yes. 577 00:20:17,726 --> 00:20:19,515 - Oh, dear Lord. - It's not as bad as it looks. 578 00:20:19,540 --> 00:20:22,197 I'm really, I'm really clean underneath all this mud. 579 00:20:22,232 --> 00:20:23,733 Oh, my God, what happened? 580 00:20:23,758 --> 00:20:25,400 Hike took a turn, 581 00:20:25,435 --> 00:20:27,636 and then Robby and I broke up in a cave. 582 00:20:27,671 --> 00:20:31,094 I'm so sorry, sweetheart. I am so sorry. 583 00:20:31,126 --> 00:20:32,477 - Air hug. - Yeah. 584 00:20:32,502 --> 00:20:33,549 I'm gonna go get you a glass of wine. 585 00:20:33,577 --> 00:20:35,043 Real sorry about you and Robby. Don't touch anything. 586 00:20:35,078 --> 00:20:37,258 I'm gonna go get some paper towels. Don't-don't move. 587 00:20:37,283 --> 00:20:39,540 Whoa, Jess! Are you okay? 588 00:20:39,565 --> 00:20:41,016 Oh, long story. 589 00:20:41,051 --> 00:20:42,918 But I'm okay. Is there any food left? 590 00:20:42,953 --> 00:20:46,488 I'm so hungry, and all I have is this bag of gross raisins. 591 00:20:46,523 --> 00:20:48,924 Gross raisins? Are you kidding me? 592 00:20:48,959 --> 00:20:50,826 Raisins are the best. I love raisins. 593 00:20:50,861 --> 00:20:52,360 Of course you do. 594 00:20:52,396 --> 00:20:54,396 Yeah, sometimes I just tuck 'em in my cheek, 595 00:20:54,431 --> 00:20:55,753 and I go about my day, 596 00:20:55,778 --> 00:20:58,792 so if I ever need the flavor of raisins, well, I already got it. 597 00:20:59,703 --> 00:21:01,689 I'm having trouble envisioning what it's like 598 00:21:01,714 --> 00:21:03,939 to need the flavor of raisins. 599 00:21:03,974 --> 00:21:05,273 But go nuts. 600 00:21:05,309 --> 00:21:06,800 Go raisins. 601 00:21:06,825 --> 00:21:08,495 You said, "Go nuts," I said, "Go raisins." 602 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:09,651 Wine. 603 00:21:09,676 --> 00:21:11,501 - Paper towels. - Oh, thank you, Schmidt. 604 00:21:11,526 --> 00:21:12,614 Thanks. Oh, thanks. 605 00:21:12,649 --> 00:21:14,611 Thanks. Thank you. 606 00:21:14,636 --> 00:21:16,251 - Just step on these. - Go faster. 607 00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:17,860 Uh, I have enough paper towels. 608 00:21:18,113 --> 00:21:19,768 - Hey! - Hey! 609 00:21:19,793 --> 00:21:21,675 - Hey, what's up? - Not much. 610 00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:23,409 - Welcome to the party. - Thanks. 611 00:21:23,434 --> 00:21:24,464 Where's Robby? 612 00:21:24,489 --> 00:21:26,417 Oh, yeah, um, he couldn't make it. 613 00:21:26,442 --> 00:21:27,768 Turns out we're cousins, so... 614 00:21:27,793 --> 00:21:28,828 - What?! - What? 615 00:21:28,853 --> 00:21:30,344 - He's your cousin? - House looks great. 616 00:21:30,369 --> 00:21:31,383 - Wait a second. - Thank you. 617 00:21:31,408 --> 00:21:32,266 - What? - How did that happen? 618 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,523 Cousin?