1 00:00:00,063 --> 00:00:01,614 Valentine's Day! 2 00:00:01,639 --> 00:00:03,732 - Woo-hoo! - Yeah! 3 00:00:03,757 --> 00:00:04,927 Oh! 4 00:00:04,952 --> 00:00:06,694 - ♪ Down, down, do your dance ♪ - Go left. 5 00:00:06,719 --> 00:00:08,690 - ♪ Do your dance ♪ - ♪ We got a brand-new dance ♪ 6 00:00:08,715 --> 00:00:10,043 ♪ Down, down, do your dance ♪ 7 00:00:10,068 --> 00:00:11,106 ♪ Do your dance ♪ 8 00:00:12,793 --> 00:00:14,369 - Oh, hey, what you doing? - Hey! Oh! 9 00:00:14,394 --> 00:00:16,191 - We wasn't doing nothing! - I love the "Cupid Shuffle." 10 00:00:16,216 --> 00:00:17,671 - Why'd you stop? - 'Cause, uh... 11 00:00:17,696 --> 00:00:18,834 This particular day... 12 00:00:18,859 --> 00:00:20,521 Yeah, it's, like, romantic in nature. 13 00:00:20,546 --> 00:00:24,896 Ugh, that stupid "sad single girl on Valentine's Day" cliché? 14 00:00:24,931 --> 00:00:26,064 Do better. 15 00:00:26,099 --> 00:00:27,666 I have a great day planned. 16 00:00:27,701 --> 00:00:29,876 I'm finally gonna use the celebrity chef dinner 17 00:00:29,901 --> 00:00:31,587 that I won at the auction. 18 00:00:31,608 --> 00:00:34,010 And before that, I'm gonna clean out my purse. 19 00:00:34,026 --> 00:00:35,259 Dinner by yourself 20 00:00:35,284 --> 00:00:37,400 - and cleaning out your purse? - Does that sound sad? 21 00:00:37,425 --> 00:00:38,478 - Mm-hmm. - Yes. 22 00:00:38,503 --> 00:00:40,547 Oh, kiss it. It's gonna be great. 23 00:00:40,572 --> 00:00:42,205 Hey, is there anything in there from Reagan? 24 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:44,753 She's in Minnesota, and we're exchanging gifts. 25 00:00:44,809 --> 00:00:47,074 Gonna do the old stand-by, like when we were dating? 26 00:00:47,191 --> 00:00:50,392 A nudie card with a $20 stapled to it? 27 00:00:50,417 --> 00:00:52,307 I did so good. 28 00:00:52,495 --> 00:00:56,197 No, no, no, I'm-I'm putting a real effort this year. 29 00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:57,932 I feel five feet tall. 30 00:00:57,956 --> 00:00:59,055 You're more than five feet right now. 31 00:00:59,091 --> 00:01:00,803 I feel smaller because I'm humbled. 32 00:01:00,828 --> 00:01:02,892 I'm humbled by my actions of tenderness. 33 00:01:02,928 --> 00:01:06,289 Well, the only Valentine in this pile is for yours truly. 34 00:01:08,414 --> 00:01:10,350 Someone very crafty made it. 35 00:01:10,375 --> 00:01:11,501 She sent a Valentine's to herself. 36 00:01:11,536 --> 00:01:13,780 Now, you understand this is sad, this is really sad. 37 00:01:13,805 --> 00:01:15,897 Guys, would a sad person do this? 38 00:01:16,171 --> 00:01:19,411 ♪ Down, down, do your dance, do your dance, do your dance ♪ 39 00:01:19,436 --> 00:01:21,173 ♪ Down, down, do your dance ♪ 40 00:01:21,198 --> 00:01:22,732 ♪ Do your dance, do your dance ♪ 41 00:01:22,757 --> 00:01:24,557 ♪ Down, down, do your dance... ♪ 42 00:01:24,582 --> 00:01:25,763 Whew! Say what you want, 43 00:01:25,798 --> 00:01:27,757 that woman can shuffle. Mm! 44 00:01:27,782 --> 00:01:31,397 Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb www.addic7ed.com 45 00:01:31,882 --> 00:01:33,081 Can't believe that we're not 46 00:01:33,125 --> 00:01:34,632 spending Valentine's Day together. 47 00:01:34,663 --> 00:01:35,788 I know. It sucks. 48 00:01:35,813 --> 00:01:37,725 The first year that I haven't planned our bone-iversary. 49 00:01:37,749 --> 00:01:38,848 I think I'd prefer to call it 50 00:01:38,883 --> 00:01:40,616 the anniversary of the first night we made love. 51 00:01:40,651 --> 00:01:43,005 Either way, it's our first one as a married couple. 52 00:01:43,030 --> 00:01:44,280 You know, we miss this, the next thing you know, 53 00:01:44,305 --> 00:01:45,452 we're making love once a year 54 00:01:45,477 --> 00:01:48,000 next to a Thomas Kinkade painting after a hot dog dinner. 55 00:01:48,025 --> 00:01:49,492 It's not your fault, all right? 56 00:01:49,527 --> 00:01:51,994 You've just been working so hard. 57 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:54,697 I've been killing myself trying to impress Kim. 58 00:01:54,732 --> 00:01:56,999 Call the tween footwear people. Here's their number. 59 00:01:57,034 --> 00:01:59,567 Don't trouble yourself. I've got it memorized. 60 00:02:06,352 --> 00:02:08,507 You just dialed 17 numbers. 61 00:02:08,532 --> 00:02:10,945 - Loretta, I need you! - Freakin' Loretta! 62 00:02:12,344 --> 00:02:13,367 Kim will take you seriously 63 00:02:13,392 --> 00:02:16,094 when she sees you in that fine-ass suit. 64 00:02:16,119 --> 00:02:17,423 Ah, thank you. 65 00:02:17,954 --> 00:02:19,649 How long have we been waiting for this elevator? 66 00:02:19,674 --> 00:02:21,977 What, are we in the lobby of Sterling Cooper? 67 00:02:22,020 --> 00:02:23,972 Hey, hey. What you doing? 68 00:02:23,997 --> 00:02:26,160 Cleaning out your purse? Fun. 69 00:02:26,185 --> 00:02:27,751 Mind if I watch? 70 00:02:28,808 --> 00:02:31,327 - Knock yourself out. - Whoo! 71 00:02:31,363 --> 00:02:32,717 What you got there? 72 00:02:32,741 --> 00:02:34,074 Is that a nail clipper? 73 00:02:34,109 --> 00:02:36,210 What you gonna do with that? 74 00:02:36,522 --> 00:02:39,763 Keep, throw away. Keep, throw away. 75 00:02:39,788 --> 00:02:41,215 I'm going with keep, I'm going... 76 00:02:41,250 --> 00:02:42,549 Oh! She's keeping it! 77 00:02:42,585 --> 00:02:44,218 Oh, I get it... you think I'm sad. 78 00:02:44,253 --> 00:02:46,097 Aren't you supposed to be with your girlfriend right now? 79 00:02:46,122 --> 00:02:47,554 Aly's not big on V-Day. 80 00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:48,769 - What? - Yeah. 81 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:50,193 She says it makes her want to eat 82 00:02:50,218 --> 00:02:52,309 and successfully pass a nail. 83 00:02:52,334 --> 00:02:54,094 Yeah. I love her so much. 84 00:02:54,129 --> 00:02:55,329 And aren't you gonna propose to her? 85 00:02:55,364 --> 00:02:57,397 Yeah, I am, in due time. But right now, 86 00:02:57,433 --> 00:03:00,174 I'm only on phase six of my 21-step proposal plan. 87 00:03:00,199 --> 00:03:01,301 I'm months away. 88 00:03:01,326 --> 00:03:03,401 And in case you were wondering if I'm under budget, 89 00:03:03,426 --> 00:03:05,479 I am not... by thousands of dollars. 90 00:03:05,541 --> 00:03:07,837 Winston, no matter what Aly says, 91 00:03:07,862 --> 00:03:10,020 all girls love Valentine's Day. 92 00:03:10,051 --> 00:03:13,332 Get your cupcake ass out of here and go make her feel special. 93 00:03:13,357 --> 00:03:14,628 I can't miss this. 94 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:16,283 Leave me to my froyo cards. 95 00:03:16,318 --> 00:03:18,952 God, I got to start going to the same place, you know. 96 00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:21,181 Or else I'll never get a free one. 97 00:03:22,778 --> 00:03:24,191 Oh. 98 00:03:24,226 --> 00:03:25,726 I'm alone. 99 00:03:26,662 --> 00:03:28,775 I can't even imagine 100 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:29,997 what Reagan got me. 101 00:03:30,032 --> 00:03:33,045 'Cause I know she went, you know, at least as hard as I went, 102 00:03:33,070 --> 00:03:34,768 and I got to say, I went hard. 103 00:03:34,803 --> 00:03:36,770 At 11:00, an 11-ounce steak 104 00:03:36,805 --> 00:03:38,375 - will be sent to her room. - That's large. 105 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,945 At 12:00, a single rose will arrive. 106 00:03:40,976 --> 00:03:43,277 At 1:00, the hotel manager is gonna come, 107 00:03:43,312 --> 00:03:45,335 he's gonna tell her there's a problem with her room, 108 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:47,047 he's gonna take her to another room. 109 00:03:47,082 --> 00:03:49,883 When she walks in that room, boom, it's filled with roses. 110 00:03:49,919 --> 00:03:52,288 - Damn, son. - It's a slightly worse room, 111 00:03:52,313 --> 00:03:53,664 but it's right near an ice machine. 112 00:03:53,689 --> 00:03:55,989 I am proud of you. You're a real Big Boy Cupid. 113 00:03:56,025 --> 00:03:58,038 Big Boy Cupid... I like that. 114 00:03:58,063 --> 00:04:00,171 - Say it again. - Big Boy Cupid! 115 00:04:00,196 --> 00:04:01,483 I didn't like it that much that time. 116 00:04:01,508 --> 00:04:04,331 Well, I'm very happy for you on your Valentine's Day. 117 00:04:04,366 --> 00:04:06,505 Doesn't really feel like Valentine's Day to me. 118 00:04:06,530 --> 00:04:09,613 Schmidt didn't get to plan our bone-iversary this year. 119 00:04:09,638 --> 00:04:11,605 If he is too busy to plan the bone-iversary, 120 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:12,978 then you've got to do it. 121 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:15,409 Okay. Sure, I guess I could step up my game. 122 00:04:15,444 --> 00:04:17,044 - Right? Good. - Right, yeah. 123 00:04:17,079 --> 00:04:18,360 Okay, I'll try it, I'll do it. 124 00:04:18,395 --> 00:04:19,586 That is some good advice. 125 00:04:19,611 --> 00:04:21,325 Now my final bit of advice, 126 00:04:21,350 --> 00:04:23,183 and don't get sensitive on this, 127 00:04:23,218 --> 00:04:25,499 but you got to change that top... it's terrible. 128 00:04:25,524 --> 00:04:26,987 And you got to throw sparkles on. 129 00:04:27,012 --> 00:04:28,611 - I think... - Sparkles are in. 130 00:04:28,646 --> 00:04:30,127 - I think my top is fine. - Sparkles... 131 00:04:30,152 --> 00:04:31,713 - ... are in! - There's a line. 132 00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:33,291 - You giving me fashion advice... - Sparkles... 133 00:04:33,316 --> 00:04:35,011 - ... is the line. - ... are in! 134 00:04:35,128 --> 00:04:36,746 Look, I know it's not much, 135 00:04:36,771 --> 00:04:38,260 but, um, you know, 136 00:04:38,285 --> 00:04:40,276 I just thought it would be nice to spend some... 137 00:04:40,301 --> 00:04:42,059 koala-ty time together. 138 00:04:42,084 --> 00:04:43,239 Ew. 139 00:04:43,264 --> 00:04:44,645 - G'Day, mate. - Oh, no. 140 00:04:44,670 --> 00:04:45,917 What's a fit Sheila like you 141 00:04:45,942 --> 00:04:47,240 doing with this sticky joey? 142 00:04:47,276 --> 00:04:49,346 You were right. I said I didn't want to do anything today, 143 00:04:49,371 --> 00:04:50,711 but this is pretty fun. 144 00:04:50,746 --> 00:04:53,616 Even though you forgot the Parmesan cheese. 145 00:04:53,641 --> 00:04:55,372 Well, that's not what he would sound like. 146 00:04:55,397 --> 00:04:57,327 I mean, if you're gonna say it, you might as well say it... 147 00:04:57,352 --> 00:04:58,484 the way he would... 148 00:05:00,126 --> 00:05:02,165 I can't even joke be mad at you, 149 00:05:02,190 --> 00:05:03,352 because you're so perfect. 150 00:05:03,377 --> 00:05:06,029 Well, you're the most ridiculous person I've ever met. 151 00:05:06,054 --> 00:05:08,160 But, you know, 152 00:05:08,185 --> 00:05:10,648 I honestly never get tired of you. 153 00:05:11,764 --> 00:05:13,005 Okay, this is gonna sound crazy, 154 00:05:13,029 --> 00:05:14,628 but I don't even care, I'm just gonna say it. 155 00:05:14,664 --> 00:05:16,297 Why don't we get married? 156 00:05:23,804 --> 00:05:26,833 Nah... 157 00:05:27,176 --> 00:05:28,676 You said no? 158 00:05:28,711 --> 00:05:31,363 I have a proposal plan, okay? 159 00:05:31,388 --> 00:05:33,659 A plan. You know what, and I would not be in this mess 160 00:05:33,684 --> 00:05:34,838 if it wasn't for you convincing me 161 00:05:34,863 --> 00:05:36,861 to do Valentine's Day in the first place! 162 00:05:36,886 --> 00:05:37,916 I'm sorry, I'm just... 163 00:05:37,940 --> 00:05:40,416 You know what, I'll just find her at work, okay? 164 00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:41,807 And I'll-I'll tell her yes then. 165 00:05:41,832 --> 00:05:43,813 - I'm used to compromising my dreams. - No, Winston, 166 00:05:43,838 --> 00:05:45,701 you deserve an amazing engagement. 167 00:05:45,726 --> 00:05:47,007 You're America's sweetheart, 168 00:05:47,031 --> 00:05:49,431 and you have to give Aly the proposal she deserves. 169 00:05:49,456 --> 00:05:50,593 And you have to do it today, 170 00:05:50,618 --> 00:05:52,156 'cause she's probably freaking out right now. 171 00:05:52,181 --> 00:05:54,402 It's a 21-step plan. 172 00:05:54,427 --> 00:05:55,640 I can't do it in one night. 173 00:05:55,664 --> 00:05:57,780 You can't, but we can. 174 00:05:57,805 --> 00:05:58,968 Jess, I can't make you do that. 175 00:05:58,993 --> 00:06:00,780 I mean, you had a whole day planned. 176 00:06:00,805 --> 00:06:03,072 I mean, it's a day I maintain was rooted in sadness. 177 00:06:03,097 --> 00:06:04,965 You say I'm sad one more time, 178 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:06,519 and I'm gonna take you to San Francisco, 179 00:06:06,544 --> 00:06:09,113 and we're gonna eat a little sourdough, maybe a little crab, 180 00:06:09,146 --> 00:06:11,838 and then I'm gonna throw you off the Golden Gate Bridge! 181 00:06:11,863 --> 00:06:12,924 - Do you understand? - Yes, ma'am. 182 00:06:12,949 --> 00:06:14,816 Now, you go tell that son of a bitch cat of yours 183 00:06:14,841 --> 00:06:16,314 that he's gonna get a new mommy, 184 00:06:16,362 --> 00:06:17,784 'cause we're gonna propose tonight! 185 00:06:17,809 --> 00:06:18,932 Okay. 186 00:06:20,073 --> 00:06:22,595 Okay, let's cut this 21-stage plan 187 00:06:22,619 --> 00:06:23,995 down to the essentials. 188 00:06:24,020 --> 00:06:25,255 - Okay. - Great binder, by the way. 189 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:26,575 - You get it at Captain Work? - You know it. 190 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:27,927 - Downtown or Third Street? - Downtown. 191 00:06:27,952 --> 00:06:29,682 Good. Third Street's for idiots. 192 00:06:29,717 --> 00:06:30,929 I'm really loving your vibe right now. 193 00:06:30,954 --> 00:06:32,015 You're really taking control. 194 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:34,617 Yeah. Uh, okay, Malibu cactus picnic. Did that. 195 00:06:34,642 --> 00:06:36,265 Erotic skywriting. That's a cut. 196 00:06:36,290 --> 00:06:37,781 Mm. See, I'm not sure if you understood... 197 00:06:37,806 --> 00:06:40,643 - I know what erotic skywriting is. - It's in the sky. 198 00:06:40,668 --> 00:06:42,695 Special performance by the L.A. Children's Choir? 199 00:06:42,730 --> 00:06:45,417 They're gonna come out all cute and small, singing "Alison." 200 00:06:45,442 --> 00:06:46,581 - We're cutting. - Huh? 201 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:48,314 Okay, we can't get your ring in Atlanta. 202 00:06:48,339 --> 00:06:50,606 It's the most affordable big city in America, so... 203 00:06:50,631 --> 00:06:52,057 Well, I have a local ring guy, 204 00:06:52,082 --> 00:06:53,674 so it's Cut-lanta. 205 00:06:53,699 --> 00:06:54,807 Operation Bobcat? 206 00:06:54,852 --> 00:06:57,364 - Let's call that "Operation Cut Cat." - No, no, no, no. 207 00:06:57,389 --> 00:06:59,225 Oh, I should have said "Bob Cut." 208 00:06:59,701 --> 00:07:01,788 - Next time. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 209 00:07:01,813 --> 00:07:03,381 Move your hand. Don't rip that. 210 00:07:03,406 --> 00:07:05,061 When Aly and I were first partners, 211 00:07:05,086 --> 00:07:06,755 we got called to break up a drug deal 212 00:07:06,780 --> 00:07:09,388 in a bus station bathroom. 213 00:07:09,423 --> 00:07:11,909 When we got there, wasn't nobody in there. 214 00:07:11,934 --> 00:07:13,459 Just a bobcat. 215 00:07:13,663 --> 00:07:15,679 Like, a bobcat running around. 216 00:07:15,704 --> 00:07:18,330 I shrieked. Of course, I was afraid for my life. 217 00:07:18,365 --> 00:07:21,804 But Aly... she, she just laughed. 218 00:07:22,358 --> 00:07:24,688 Laughed and laughed and laughed. 219 00:07:25,235 --> 00:07:27,273 And, you know, it was that moment that made me realize 220 00:07:27,298 --> 00:07:30,001 I wanted to make her laugh for the rest of her life. 221 00:07:30,251 --> 00:07:33,056 And so, the plan... 222 00:07:33,274 --> 00:07:35,347 was to recreate that moment. 223 00:07:35,649 --> 00:07:37,311 So... 224 00:07:41,692 --> 00:07:44,043 You already have a bobcat costume, don't you? 225 00:07:44,068 --> 00:07:45,497 I'm an oddball romantic. 226 00:07:45,522 --> 00:07:48,572 You bought a bobcat costume before you got a ring? 227 00:07:49,396 --> 00:07:51,797 You really toe the line between sweetness and insanity. 228 00:07:51,832 --> 00:07:53,087 That's the whole thing. 229 00:07:53,392 --> 00:07:55,031 I already e-mailed you the reports, 230 00:07:55,056 --> 00:07:58,070 but I know you love hard copies, and I love that about you. 231 00:07:58,095 --> 00:08:00,025 - Why? - Why? 232 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:02,413 All right. 233 00:08:02,438 --> 00:08:04,245 Happy bone-iver... 234 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:08,212 So, actually, I'm going to, uh, double-check those hard copies, 235 00:08:08,237 --> 00:08:09,698 and I'm gonna bring them to you, 'cause I want to make sure 236 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:11,713 that they're ready for your brilliant eyes. 237 00:08:17,858 --> 00:08:19,471 Cece, what the hell are you doing in here? 238 00:08:19,496 --> 00:08:21,496 Surprise! 239 00:08:21,981 --> 00:08:24,904 - Cece, I love where your head's at. - Mm-hmm. 240 00:08:24,929 --> 00:08:28,459 And I love where your body is at even more, but I-I can't. 241 00:08:28,484 --> 00:08:31,271 What if I told you that I have the Star of David 242 00:08:31,296 --> 00:08:34,081 hidden somewhere on my body, 243 00:08:34,106 --> 00:08:36,484 - and you have to find it? - Okay. 244 00:08:36,695 --> 00:08:37,943 Okay. All right, let's do it. 245 00:08:37,978 --> 00:08:39,144 But we got to do it really quick. 246 00:08:39,180 --> 00:08:41,528 I'm gonna stay dressed and just poke out like a cuckoo clock. 247 00:08:41,553 --> 00:08:42,841 Not here. 248 00:08:43,450 --> 00:08:45,050 I got a whole thing planned. 249 00:08:47,232 --> 00:08:49,161 Happy bone-iversary. 250 00:08:49,333 --> 00:08:51,590 Who would have thought the first moment 251 00:08:51,625 --> 00:08:53,392 that we ever were intimate with each other, you know? 252 00:08:53,427 --> 00:08:55,861 Honey, we're on the clock here, and it's getting very cold, 253 00:08:55,896 --> 00:08:57,729 so why don't we get this car started. 254 00:09:02,446 --> 00:09:03,764 - Oh! No, no, no! - Oh! Oh! 255 00:09:03,821 --> 00:09:04,937 - What?! - My executive ensemble! 256 00:09:04,972 --> 00:09:06,163 No, no, no! 257 00:09:08,171 --> 00:09:09,741 Thank you for coming, Trevlo. 258 00:09:09,766 --> 00:09:11,413 Hey, got to sell these rings. 259 00:09:11,438 --> 00:09:13,203 Driving towards success. 260 00:09:13,228 --> 00:09:14,290 We blessed. 261 00:09:14,315 --> 00:09:15,968 You're always so positive, Trevlo. 262 00:09:15,993 --> 00:09:17,459 Got to stay positive. 263 00:09:17,795 --> 00:09:19,350 - Stay blessed. - Stay blessed. 264 00:09:19,375 --> 00:09:20,559 Yeah, blessings. 265 00:09:20,584 --> 00:09:22,449 Blessings raining down on you. 266 00:09:22,474 --> 00:09:23,897 Oh. 267 00:09:23,922 --> 00:09:26,061 I think, we got one, Trevlo! 268 00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:29,042 $12,000? You out of your damn mind, man? 269 00:09:29,067 --> 00:09:30,784 - No, no, no. - You got to work with me, Trevlo. 270 00:09:30,809 --> 00:09:31,830 Can't do it, baby. 271 00:09:31,855 --> 00:09:33,088 Come on, Jess, you told me this dude was your friend. 272 00:09:33,113 --> 00:09:35,204 Friend is a stretch. I rear-ended him in a drive-thru, 273 00:09:35,229 --> 00:09:36,500 and he gave me his card. 274 00:09:36,525 --> 00:09:37,525 Blessings. 275 00:09:37,550 --> 00:09:38,557 - What?! - What?! 276 00:09:38,582 --> 00:09:39,674 What the hell you do to my fade, Jess?! 277 00:09:39,699 --> 00:09:41,580 I said a soft blend! Soft! 278 00:09:41,605 --> 00:09:43,632 I think it looks great, baby. It's all your perception. 279 00:09:43,657 --> 00:09:45,398 I look like if LeBron James turned around. 280 00:09:45,423 --> 00:09:47,491 - Calm down. - Look, I'm trying to stay calm, Jess, 281 00:09:47,516 --> 00:09:49,273 but I'm trying to fit a 21-step plan 282 00:09:49,298 --> 00:09:51,124 - into three hours. - Stay blessed. 283 00:09:51,149 --> 00:09:52,818 I swear I'm gonna shove one of those blessings right up... 284 00:09:52,853 --> 00:09:54,920 Trevlo! I thought that was you! 285 00:09:54,955 --> 00:09:56,655 Wow, look at you. Looking trim. 286 00:09:56,700 --> 00:09:59,154 - Been counting my steps, baby. - You know Trevlo, too? 287 00:09:59,179 --> 00:10:00,592 Yeah, I was in the car when Jess hit him. 288 00:10:00,628 --> 00:10:01,856 - Stay blessed. - Stay blessed. 289 00:10:01,881 --> 00:10:03,341 - Stay blessed. - Everybody stay blessed. 290 00:10:03,366 --> 00:10:04,380 - Stay blessed. - Anyway, 291 00:10:04,405 --> 00:10:07,266 Schmidt's having a Valentine's Day emergency, 292 00:10:07,301 --> 00:10:09,459 and he called on Big Boy Cupid for help. 293 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:11,422 Cece's been calling me Big Boy Cupid 294 00:10:11,447 --> 00:10:13,258 because I'm super romantic now. 295 00:10:13,283 --> 00:10:15,336 What can I say? I'm in love. 296 00:10:16,037 --> 00:10:17,469 Nick, you in love? 297 00:10:17,494 --> 00:10:18,832 Tell me about her. 298 00:10:18,857 --> 00:10:19,969 Is she positive? 299 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:21,477 She is not positive, 300 00:10:21,502 --> 00:10:23,859 but I can't wait to see what she got me for Valentine's Day. 301 00:10:24,328 --> 00:10:25,717 You know what? 302 00:10:25,753 --> 00:10:27,819 Can't do it. The proposal is off. 303 00:10:27,855 --> 00:10:29,332 - What?! - I feel like I'm being a bad friend 304 00:10:29,357 --> 00:10:31,233 - by putting you in this spot. - What spot? 305 00:10:31,258 --> 00:10:33,659 Jess, I saw your face when Nick said he was in love. 306 00:10:33,694 --> 00:10:35,209 - Didn't have a face. - Yes, you're sad. 307 00:10:35,234 --> 00:10:36,252 I'm not sad. 308 00:10:36,277 --> 00:10:38,309 Please, everyone, stop telling me I'm sad! 309 00:10:38,334 --> 00:10:40,544 A proposal is the last thing that you should be doing. 310 00:10:40,569 --> 00:10:41,724 - I'm calling it. - Come on! 311 00:10:41,749 --> 00:10:44,179 We don't have a ring, we're rushing through all the steps. 312 00:10:44,204 --> 00:10:45,246 It's better this way. 313 00:10:45,271 --> 00:10:46,474 I'll come up with a plan B, 314 00:10:46,499 --> 00:10:48,527 I'll make it up to her for Valentine's Day. 315 00:10:48,552 --> 00:10:49,621 You got to take care of yourself. 316 00:10:49,646 --> 00:10:50,949 I feel very, very happy. 317 00:10:50,974 --> 00:10:52,655 Stay home, relax. 318 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:54,880 Have your meal with your private chef, 319 00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:56,856 and more than anything... 320 00:10:57,465 --> 00:10:59,959 - stay blessed. - Don't tell me to stay blessed. 321 00:10:59,984 --> 00:11:01,168 You stay blessed! 322 00:11:01,193 --> 00:11:02,826 ♪ Stay blessed! ♪ 323 00:11:04,124 --> 00:11:05,711 You know, it's still our bone-iversary. 324 00:11:05,736 --> 00:11:07,163 I'm too stressed. 325 00:11:07,187 --> 00:11:08,331 Sex right now would be like 326 00:11:08,356 --> 00:11:10,652 picking a lock with a cold, wet French fry. 327 00:11:11,527 --> 00:11:12,744 - Nick. Nick! - What? 328 00:11:14,434 --> 00:11:16,160 - Nick! Finally. - Nick! 329 00:11:16,196 --> 00:11:17,617 I couldn't see you. This thing was blocking me. 330 00:11:17,642 --> 00:11:19,462 Loretta's probably running the company by now. 331 00:11:19,487 --> 00:11:20,658 - Get over here! - Sorry I'm late. 332 00:11:20,683 --> 00:11:22,042 There was a TV crew by the Staples Center, 333 00:11:22,050 --> 00:11:23,933 so I had to jump around behind the guy to get on TV, 334 00:11:23,958 --> 00:11:25,591 but the good news, I got on TV, so I think I'm gonna be on the news. 335 00:11:25,637 --> 00:11:26,728 - Great. - What do you got? 336 00:11:26,753 --> 00:11:29,024 Here, I got this for you, man. You got some pants. 337 00:11:29,049 --> 00:11:31,541 - Got a suit jacket. - You brought that suit?! 338 00:11:31,576 --> 00:11:32,969 It's a 62 short. 339 00:11:32,994 --> 00:11:34,375 I wore that to college graduation. 340 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:35,712 It was in your closet! 341 00:11:36,234 --> 00:11:37,969 As motivation! 342 00:11:37,994 --> 00:11:39,438 Here you go, Cece. It's a beautiful dress. 343 00:11:39,463 --> 00:11:40,664 My wedding dress?! 344 00:11:40,689 --> 00:11:42,187 Ah, it's your wedding dress? I knew it looked familiar. 345 00:11:42,212 --> 00:11:44,312 - 'Cause you were at the wedding! - You're a buffoon idiot. 346 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:46,371 Oh, my God, it's Kim. It's Kim. It's Kim. Shh. 347 00:11:46,396 --> 00:11:47,495 Shh, shh. 348 00:11:52,937 --> 00:11:55,234 This is the start of a very long cry. 349 00:11:55,259 --> 00:11:58,335 As a bartender, you really get to know the human cry. 350 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:04,336 So what else is going on with you guys? 351 00:12:18,324 --> 00:12:20,847 So is it just you? 352 00:12:21,371 --> 00:12:22,527 Yup. 353 00:12:23,113 --> 00:12:24,277 You know I'm quite famous, 354 00:12:24,302 --> 00:12:26,621 and you didn't want anybody else to experience my food? 355 00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:27,674 No. 356 00:12:27,699 --> 00:12:29,334 Just me. Just my day. 357 00:12:29,472 --> 00:12:31,246 Are you sad 'cause you're on your own, 358 00:12:31,271 --> 00:12:32,988 - on Valentine's night? - Ugh! 359 00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:35,058 Don't you start with me, Gordon Ramsay! 360 00:12:35,083 --> 00:12:38,331 I'm having just a great time. 361 00:12:38,402 --> 00:12:39,534 Liar! 362 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,596 Sorry. Bad habit. 363 00:12:41,621 --> 00:12:44,198 - Just bring me the scallops, please. - Impatient. 364 00:12:46,124 --> 00:12:47,591 Mmm. Delicious. 365 00:12:50,410 --> 00:12:52,022 Scallops... 366 00:12:53,014 --> 00:12:54,054 aren't... 367 00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:56,483 ... for liars. 368 00:12:56,869 --> 00:12:58,315 - Why are you sad? - I'm not sad. 369 00:12:58,340 --> 00:13:00,737 - Then what are you? - I'm mad! 370 00:13:00,772 --> 00:13:02,329 There it is. 371 00:13:02,354 --> 00:13:05,614 I'm mad that Nick just decided to be a great boyfriend. 372 00:13:05,639 --> 00:13:07,136 Where does all this effort come from? 373 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:08,590 Reagan gets Mr. Cupid, 374 00:13:08,615 --> 00:13:10,654 and I got, like, some nudie card. 375 00:13:10,678 --> 00:13:12,582 This bread is incredible. 376 00:13:12,607 --> 00:13:14,426 - You taste the crust? - It's really good. 377 00:13:14,451 --> 00:13:15,614 And you know what else pisses me off? 378 00:13:15,649 --> 00:13:17,316 The fact that everyone thinks I'm sad. 379 00:13:17,341 --> 00:13:19,574 I mean, Winston canceled his engagement 'cause of it. 380 00:13:19,606 --> 00:13:22,028 Then bloody do something about it! 381 00:13:22,892 --> 00:13:24,543 Brilliant! Uh, just a reminder: 382 00:13:24,599 --> 00:13:25,614 I'm not required to clean up. 383 00:13:25,645 --> 00:13:27,793 Winston can't throw away his dreams because of me! 384 00:13:27,828 --> 00:13:29,728 Then don't let him. 385 00:13:30,007 --> 00:13:31,468 Hey, Jess, what's up? 386 00:13:31,493 --> 00:13:33,442 Winston, I'm not sad. I'm mad! 387 00:13:33,467 --> 00:13:34,533 Bloody brilliant. 388 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:36,334 Okay. Cool. 389 00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:37,469 Thanks for the call. 390 00:13:37,505 --> 00:13:39,571 I'm not letting you throw away your dreams, okay? 391 00:13:39,596 --> 00:13:42,051 You're proposing in that bus station bathroom, 392 00:13:42,076 --> 00:13:43,490 and I am going to help you. 393 00:13:43,515 --> 00:13:44,881 I'll meet you there in one hour, 394 00:13:44,916 --> 00:13:46,749 and I'm bringing the bobcat suit. 395 00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:47,951 Bobcat suit? 396 00:13:47,976 --> 00:13:50,722 Thank God, because my plan B was weak! 397 00:14:03,517 --> 00:14:05,558 I'm the man. 398 00:14:07,375 --> 00:14:08,375 Okay, she's not looking. Come on, let's go. 399 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:09,438 - We can go now, we can go. - No, don't move. 400 00:14:09,463 --> 00:14:10,790 If we move, we... I'm-I'm fired. 401 00:14:10,815 --> 00:14:12,235 She's not gonna get off this roof. 402 00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:13,726 - I know how to handle this. - Are you out of your mind? 403 00:14:13,751 --> 00:14:15,785 You're just gonna materialize out of thin air on a rooftop? 404 00:14:15,810 --> 00:14:17,516 Easy. I work here. I'm a window washer, 405 00:14:17,541 --> 00:14:18,900 and I finally got to the top floor. 406 00:14:18,931 --> 00:14:20,095 You don't like that one? How about this one? 407 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,887 I'm a traffic guy, and I fell out of the news chopper. 408 00:14:21,912 --> 00:14:24,181 - What are you talking about? - All these work perfectly. 409 00:14:24,206 --> 00:14:25,345 I'll just pick my favorite on the way over. 410 00:14:25,370 --> 00:14:26,679 Sit down, you nincompoop. 411 00:14:26,704 --> 00:14:28,867 This is completely my fault. 412 00:14:28,892 --> 00:14:31,153 I just really wanted to do something big for you, 413 00:14:31,178 --> 00:14:34,230 because you do so many romantic things for me. 414 00:14:34,255 --> 00:14:35,569 And I just wanted to find 415 00:14:35,605 --> 00:14:37,623 some way to show you... 416 00:14:37,648 --> 00:14:39,807 how much I love you. 417 00:14:39,832 --> 00:14:43,419 Instead, all I did was mess up your job. 418 00:14:46,165 --> 00:14:48,300 - Cece. - I'm sorry. 419 00:14:48,904 --> 00:14:50,805 You mean more to me... 420 00:14:51,050 --> 00:14:52,977 than any job ever will. 421 00:14:56,659 --> 00:14:57,759 Screw it. 422 00:14:58,294 --> 00:14:59,563 Screw what? What? 423 00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:03,845 I love Cece! 424 00:15:04,756 --> 00:15:06,959 Oh, well, then I love Schmidt! 425 00:15:07,951 --> 00:15:09,136 I love him. 426 00:15:09,171 --> 00:15:10,507 - Love you. - Love you. 427 00:15:10,766 --> 00:15:12,959 Well, this is a productive use of time. 428 00:15:12,984 --> 00:15:15,186 What the hell is going on, Schmidt? 429 00:15:15,211 --> 00:15:17,561 And what is that guy doing? 430 00:15:17,586 --> 00:15:18,921 I'm a chimney sweep. 431 00:15:18,946 --> 00:15:20,655 - All these are clogged. - A chim...? 432 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:22,522 Clogged, clogged, clogged. 433 00:15:22,885 --> 00:15:24,852 Are you crying? That's the question. Are you crying? 434 00:15:24,887 --> 00:15:26,656 I just met my birth mother. 435 00:15:26,936 --> 00:15:29,828 I don't have to explain myself to a chimney sweep. 436 00:15:29,859 --> 00:15:32,593 Schmidt, why are you dressed like a Little Rascal? 437 00:15:32,628 --> 00:15:34,289 The truth is it's... 438 00:15:35,211 --> 00:15:36,786 it's our bone-iversary. 439 00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:39,638 Kim, this job means so much to me, 440 00:15:40,403 --> 00:15:41,778 but... 441 00:15:42,482 --> 00:15:43,937 she means a lot more. 442 00:15:43,973 --> 00:15:47,425 So... if this costs me the promotion, then... 443 00:15:47,654 --> 00:15:49,199 I can live with that. 444 00:15:50,355 --> 00:15:52,525 You know, this is the first conversation we've ever had 445 00:15:52,550 --> 00:15:54,480 where you weren't lying to me. 446 00:15:54,832 --> 00:15:56,283 It's nice. 447 00:15:56,319 --> 00:15:58,708 I'm not flaming with rage. 448 00:15:58,739 --> 00:16:00,020 And by the way, 449 00:16:00,056 --> 00:16:02,089 I've noticed you're working your ass off. 450 00:16:02,131 --> 00:16:03,942 Now get back to work. 451 00:16:04,653 --> 00:16:06,800 Cece, your décolletage looks beautiful. 452 00:16:06,825 --> 00:16:07,987 Thank you. 453 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,900 Okay. Yeah. 454 00:16:12,935 --> 00:16:14,370 It cleans up pretty nice. 455 00:16:14,395 --> 00:16:15,961 And this ring is perfect. 456 00:16:15,986 --> 00:16:17,735 How did you get Trevlo to come down on the price? 457 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:19,617 I don't think it's a legitimate business, 458 00:16:19,642 --> 00:16:20,835 and that's the real answer. 459 00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:22,804 Anyway, I got it done. 460 00:16:22,829 --> 00:16:25,112 Okay. I called the station, they're sending Aly down 461 00:16:25,147 --> 00:16:26,980 - on a public disturbance call. - Nice. 462 00:16:27,016 --> 00:16:28,916 I'm nervous, but, you know, 463 00:16:28,951 --> 00:16:31,219 I'm really glad we are doing this, you know. 464 00:16:31,244 --> 00:16:32,720 If I didn't propose in a public bathroom 465 00:16:32,755 --> 00:16:34,054 while wearing a bobcat costume, 466 00:16:34,090 --> 00:16:36,323 I would have regretted it for the rest of my life. 467 00:16:36,359 --> 00:16:37,991 Oh, here she comes. 468 00:16:38,027 --> 00:16:39,560 - Uh, put your head on. - Okay. 469 00:16:39,595 --> 00:16:41,028 Oh, nice touch. 470 00:16:42,270 --> 00:16:45,025 Police! You have five seconds to pull your pants up. 471 00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:47,978 Your bus is leaving. 472 00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:51,004 Come on, man. I'm having a really bad day. 473 00:16:55,793 --> 00:16:57,299 Ah, that's a concussion. 474 00:16:57,714 --> 00:16:59,160 Just a little bump, right? 475 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,722 What is going on? 476 00:17:02,764 --> 00:17:04,894 Happy Valentine's Day. 477 00:17:05,347 --> 00:17:06,417 What? 478 00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:08,293 - Jess, why did you decorate a bathroom? - Oh, boy. 479 00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:09,660 Why is Winston dressed like a tiger? 480 00:17:09,685 --> 00:17:10,920 He's dressed as a bobcat, but... 481 00:17:10,945 --> 00:17:12,613 I got something I want to say. 482 00:17:14,574 --> 00:17:17,598 When my head hit the wall, it knocked my eyes out of focus. 483 00:17:17,623 --> 00:17:19,035 So I'm gonna need you to read it for me. 484 00:17:19,060 --> 00:17:21,135 - Oh, my God. Okay. Um... - I'm still a little woozy. 485 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:22,211 Aly, um, 486 00:17:22,246 --> 00:17:23,946 look at Winston, but listen to me. 487 00:17:23,981 --> 00:17:25,239 Um, fellas! 488 00:17:25,264 --> 00:17:27,898 ♪ Alison... ♪ 489 00:17:28,086 --> 00:17:30,260 - What the hell? - Winston wanted a kids choir, 490 00:17:30,285 --> 00:17:32,722 but this is all we could get on such short notice. 491 00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:34,580 They're called Protect and Swerve. 492 00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:38,270 ♪ Oh, Alison ♪ 493 00:17:39,012 --> 00:17:41,720 ♪ My aim is true... ♪ 494 00:17:41,745 --> 00:17:43,799 "Aly, I'm in love with you. 495 00:17:43,835 --> 00:17:46,425 "I love your face, your mind... 496 00:17:46,450 --> 00:17:47,503 and your butt." 497 00:17:47,538 --> 00:17:48,904 Good opening, good opening. 498 00:17:49,079 --> 00:17:50,430 "As a young black man, 499 00:17:50,455 --> 00:17:51,991 "I never thought I'd feel safe 500 00:17:52,016 --> 00:17:53,249 "with a police officer. 501 00:17:53,343 --> 00:17:55,796 "When I met you, I threw away all my shoes, 502 00:17:55,821 --> 00:17:57,913 'cause they made me feel like I was walking on air." 503 00:17:57,938 --> 00:18:01,710 ♪ I'm not gonna get too sentimental ♪ 504 00:18:01,735 --> 00:18:04,835 ♪ Like those other sticky valentines ♪ 505 00:18:04,860 --> 00:18:06,312 ♪ Ooh-ooh... ♪ 506 00:18:06,337 --> 00:18:08,601 "You're the most amazing woman I've ever met, 507 00:18:08,626 --> 00:18:10,259 "and I have something to ask you. 508 00:18:10,284 --> 00:18:12,889 "But first, I'm gonna describe in vivid detail 509 00:18:12,914 --> 00:18:14,580 our first sexual encounter." 510 00:18:14,605 --> 00:18:15,632 - Oh, don't do that. - Okay, I'm not, 511 00:18:15,657 --> 00:18:16,944 I'm not, I'm not gonna read... 512 00:18:16,969 --> 00:18:18,512 - You know what we did. - Yeah. 513 00:18:18,537 --> 00:18:19,890 It's very long. 514 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,130 Here we go, okay. Um... 515 00:18:22,155 --> 00:18:24,123 "I have a complicated relationship with God." 516 00:18:24,148 --> 00:18:25,834 - No. - Okay. 517 00:18:25,859 --> 00:18:27,826 Here we go, okay. Um... 518 00:18:29,835 --> 00:18:32,069 "I don't think anyone on Earth 519 00:18:32,094 --> 00:18:34,461 "gets to feel as proud 520 00:18:35,171 --> 00:18:38,375 as I do just to call you my partner." 521 00:18:40,074 --> 00:18:41,666 That really got me. 522 00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:45,753 "And now I want to ask you 523 00:18:45,777 --> 00:18:47,776 to be my partner for the rest of my life." 524 00:18:47,801 --> 00:18:49,143 You want to what... you want... now you want to what? 525 00:18:49,168 --> 00:18:51,291 I'm not sad! These are happy tears. 526 00:18:51,316 --> 00:18:52,791 - Jess, I got this. - What was that last... 527 00:18:52,816 --> 00:18:54,151 Wh-what did she say? 528 00:18:58,979 --> 00:19:00,199 Aly, 529 00:19:00,233 --> 00:19:02,263 the only reason I said no earlier 530 00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:06,146 is because I needed to show you how much I wanted to say yes. 531 00:19:07,388 --> 00:19:10,224 I want you to be my partner for the rest of my life. 532 00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:14,443 ♪ Oh, Alison... ♪ 533 00:19:14,468 --> 00:19:15,982 Officer Nelson... 534 00:19:20,745 --> 00:19:22,412 ... will you marry me? 535 00:19:23,016 --> 00:19:24,982 Of course I will, Officer Bishop. 536 00:19:25,007 --> 00:19:28,369 ♪ My aim is true... ♪ 537 00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:31,369 Come here. 538 00:19:45,941 --> 00:19:48,024 What are we doing in here? 539 00:19:48,049 --> 00:19:50,632 Well, I thought you'd like to see your husband's new office. 540 00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:52,078 I got the promotion. 541 00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,234 She just told me. 542 00:19:57,224 --> 00:19:58,289 Look at this place! 543 00:19:58,314 --> 00:20:00,507 You've got a wet bar, you've got a thermostat. 544 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:03,898 And tickets to something called the Clippers. 545 00:20:03,923 --> 00:20:05,000 You wanted to see me? 546 00:20:05,025 --> 00:20:08,393 Actually, Loretta, I wanted you to see me... 547 00:20:08,543 --> 00:20:10,644 in my new office. 548 00:20:11,070 --> 00:20:12,969 That'll be all. Thank you so much. 549 00:20:20,869 --> 00:20:22,383 All right, Loretta, get out of here. 550 00:20:24,910 --> 00:20:27,270 - Happy anniversary. - Happy anniversary. 551 00:20:31,686 --> 00:20:33,653 Hey. You got to come out here. 552 00:20:33,678 --> 00:20:36,245 Winston's letting everyone try on the bobcat costume. 553 00:20:36,270 --> 00:20:37,310 Oh. I'll be, I'll be right out. 554 00:20:37,335 --> 00:20:40,770 Uh, my Valentine's Day gift from Reagan finally came. 555 00:20:40,795 --> 00:20:43,393 - That's nice. - Yeah. She got me a necklace. 556 00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:45,464 Did you want a necklace? 557 00:20:45,489 --> 00:20:47,518 No. Not really. 558 00:20:47,543 --> 00:20:49,610 I don't know if I'm a necklace guy. 559 00:20:49,635 --> 00:20:51,422 Well, some guys call it a chain. 560 00:20:51,447 --> 00:20:52,817 - A chain? - Yeah. 561 00:20:52,842 --> 00:20:55,383 I call a chain the thing you put on tires in the snow. 562 00:20:55,408 --> 00:20:56,469 - Oh. - I got to say, 563 00:20:56,494 --> 00:20:58,508 I don't know what I expected from her, 564 00:20:58,655 --> 00:21:00,432 but it's definitely not this. 565 00:21:00,457 --> 00:21:02,359 I'm sorry, Nick. If it makes you feel any better, 566 00:21:02,384 --> 00:21:04,850 I spent the day cleaning blood off of a wall 567 00:21:04,875 --> 00:21:06,700 in a bus station bathroom. 568 00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:08,811 Well, Happy Valentine's Day, Jess. 569 00:21:11,087 --> 00:21:13,072 Happy Valentine's Day, Miller. 570 00:21:14,938 --> 00:21:16,509 To the happy couple. 571 00:21:16,727 --> 00:21:18,024 Cheers. 572 00:21:19,423 --> 00:21:20,501 - Oh. - Come on. 573 00:21:20,526 --> 00:21:21,736 Oh, he's still concussed. 574 00:21:22,133 --> 00:21:23,460 - Oh. - Mm-hmm. 575 00:21:23,485 --> 00:21:25,547 To a beautiful engagement you probably won't remember. 576 00:21:25,626 --> 00:21:27,031 - Cheers. - Cheers. 577 00:21:28,055 --> 00:21:29,156 You haven't tasted a drop. 578 00:21:29,181 --> 00:21:31,164 - It won't go in. - Then stop doing it! 579 00:21:31,234 --> 00:21:32,562 Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb www.addic7ed.com