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Ah, Hop Foo's, my favorite.
Don't mind if I brunch.
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- Are you eating takeout for breakfast?
- Hey, you're my girlfriend now.
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You're not supposed
to judge anything I do.
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- Say that again.
- You're my girlfriend now.
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(both laugh)
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I like it. Even when you have
dumpling in your mouth.
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Sounds good.
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I have to go. I have a big meeting
with Principal Foster today.
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I hate that guy. He always
says no to your ideas.
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No, no, no. Not this one.
This one is, uh,
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Ocean Conservation Day.
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Why do you do this
to yourself, Jess?
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So you're telling me
to not even try?
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I just don't want you to be
disappointed when he says no.
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Look, maybe you should try
to try a little less.
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- How am I supposed to try to not try?
- That's a catch-22.
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- Oh, hey, Coach.
- Oh, I dropped a dumpling!
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- That his breakfast?
- Yeah. Isn't it cute?
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- He's not even ashamed of it.
- Oh...
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I got it! It almost
got away from me... Aah!
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♪ Who's that girl?
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♪ Who's that girl? ♪
♪ It's Jess.
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Look, Principal Foster, we have
the chance to do something really great.
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Everything's been donated.
All we need are transportation costs.
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(stammers)
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Come on! That's only the most
expensive part of doing anything!
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You... I'm sorry.
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That was rude.
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I slept very badly last night.
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Had a chai tea very late.
Had friends in from Montreal.
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Some of these kids have lived
in L.A. their entire lives
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and they've never
even seen the ocean.
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Last week I asked them to draw what
they thought the ocean looked like.
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I got a lot of stuff like this.
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Is that a bagel
with wings?
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- Yes, sir, it is.
- Extraordinary.
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I'm afraid
I'm not taking no for an answer.
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You're gonna have to take no for an
answer because that's just the way it is.
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Hmm, a shark with legs.
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That's not even anatomically
close to correct.
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That's just a square, though.
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Have them start over.
That's just terrible.
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Nick?
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I want to talk to you
about your fitness level.
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- Of what? My body?
- When's the last time you worked out?
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You know what? I'll tell you when
the last time he worked out was.
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It was the time that he battled
his daddy's other dumb sperm
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in order to make his way
to his mama's dumb-ass egg.
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Your burns
are getting better, man.
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- Just really long.
- Okay.
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Look, I don't
need to work out.
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I'm old-fashioned,
Coney Island fat-strong.
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Ah, Nicholas. Chinese food for breakfast.
See you're still a health nut.
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- Aren't you supposed to be at work?
- I'm rocking a PD... personal day.
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Yeah, last day of the move.
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Coach, I see you've wasted no
time moving into my old room.
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Anyway, I just
came over to, uh,
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drop off my old key.
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Wow, so this is like a moment.
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Looking to get some much-needed
space from this place.
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- You're right across the hall.
- That's true.
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Everywhere you go...
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There you are.
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- What?
- COACH: What?
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- His jeans are so small.
- NICK: He looks like a little puppet.
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Like something
some Italian whittled.
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- Come on, man, just let me train you.
- You know what, Nick? You should do it.
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I would love for
Coach to train me,
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but I kind of pushed it too
hard at the court yesterday.
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Went in for a dunk.
Landed sort of funny.
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(yells)
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Typical Winston.
(laughing)
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- That's true.
- What is that supposed to mean?
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Because you're always
too injured to play.
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Remember when you sat out of
the game because you were sad?
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I was also cold.
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Nick. Let's do this.
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Look at me.
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Now, you're
in a new relationship,
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which puts you at risk
for gaining the boyfriend 15.
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- That's not a thing.
- It is a thing.
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Jess is into this.
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I've seen this happen
a million times.
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The boyfriend 15 quickly turns
into the boyfriend 20.
85
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Next thing you know, you're
a fat dude on a little bike
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with a cowboy hat on talking
about, "My ass hurts."
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- I don't want to be that.
- I don't want you to be that.
88
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I would just be riding around in circles
or would I be going places?
89
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Circles, dude.
Fat-guy rash on your arm.
90
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Okay, look, Schmidt's tried to get me
to work out for years. It didn't take.
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Also, and it's not an excuse,
I have a very bad back.
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- Your bad back?
- Yeah.
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You gave me a piggyback ride two days
ago and you giggled the whole time.
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It was awesome.
95
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- It was also really funny.
- That was pretty funny.
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- We took the stairs, dude.
- Yeah.
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- It's 'cause I was excited.
- Nick.
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Either take this dumpling
and be a dumpling guy,
99
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or you train with me,
and be a do-ing guy.
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It's hard because I've been a
dumpling guy my whole life...
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I know. One day,
that's all I need.
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And I will change your life.
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You'll be able to see your abs.
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I thought God
just didn't give me those.
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Come on.
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Let's do it.
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- My man!
- I'm in!
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I'm gonna warn you.
Working out is not my thing.
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Not worried, man.
I do not fail.
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You know what?
I'm in, too.
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You're injured, you shouldn't,
you shouldn't do it.
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What? Come on, Winnie the Bish play
through the pain, baby. You know what?
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Let's warm up
with some jumping jacks.
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(yells)
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(smacks lips)
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(groans)
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I was going... Oh!
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Miss Day!
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Check out my cool beach hat.
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Unfortunately, um,
I have some bad news.
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Uh, we're not gonna get
to go on that field trip.
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But you said anything
is possible, Miss Day.
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You just keep wearing
that hat, Crystal.
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Because as long as
hot dogs are hats...
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Anything is possible.
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You could be the first
little girl in space.
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You just ride that hot dog hat
all the way to the moon, girl.
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Oh, Crystal, you're not
legally allowed to touch me.
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But thank you.
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(groans)
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Hey, guess who got a trainer.
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- So many menus.
- I'm gonna look like Barry Bonds.
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- Seriously, what the hell?
- Hey.
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(groans)
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I take it, it didn't
go well with Foster.
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- It did not go well.
- Aw, Jess.
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- I hate seeing you hurt like this.
- Are you serious? More menus?
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This is like... Why do
we need more menus?
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- Don't we have enough menus?
- Feels like you're saying menus a lot.
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This is an eco-disaster.
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Conservation deserves
a win today.
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Hop Foo's has killed
its last tree.
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Jess, this feels like a
something-else-is-going-on type of thing.
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Are you okay to drive?
You got crazy eye!
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Uh, welcome to Hop Foo's.
Can I help you?
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This morning, there were nine
menus just in my apartment.
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I also hate those menus, they're
so bad for the environment.
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It's wasteful.
It's an eco-disaster.
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I'll talk to my boss,
see if we can change that.
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Yeah, great, you do that.
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I'm gonna follow up
with you on that.
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I compost, recycle, but it's...
I don't feel like it's enough.
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Thank you.
Geez, thank you so much
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for stepping up
and saying something.
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That's who I am,
that's just, you know, I'm...
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- My name's Brian.
- Jess. Jessica. Jess.
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It's really refreshing to meet
someone who actually cares.
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Well, it helps
that you're gorgeous.
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Ha! Blah!
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(laughs) Burr!
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No, that's crazy.
That ain't real.
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That's dumb. That's straight dumb.
You're dumb.
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You're nice.
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You excited for the holidays?
I am. Hmm.
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Anyway...
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- My system is built to be easy.
- Okay.
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It's easy as peanuts.
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- Easy as peanuts?
- Yeah.
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That's not an expression;
no one says that.
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PEANUTS is an acronym.
PEANUTS stands for:
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Physical Education
Activity Nuts!
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Like, like go nuts, have fun!
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Yeah, but you got
to use every letter.
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I'm aware of that,
but it still works.
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- Yo. Yo.
- Hey.
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What's going on, guys?
(chuckles) Let's do this.
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I tell you, ain't
no injury gonna hold
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Old Winnie the Bish down, 'cause
I'm a warrior. Nick knows.
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Burpies?
All right, cool.
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(groans)
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- Injury is gonna get worse.
- I'm not a quitter! (phone rings)
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Hey, Schmidt, what's going on, man?
Everything okay?
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Did I leave my Oakland Raiders
yarmulke over there?
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00:08:00,715 --> 00:08:03,297
Don't know.
Coach and I are working out.
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00:08:04,519 --> 00:08:06,787
I've been trying to get you
to work out for years.
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00:08:06,821 --> 00:08:10,090
- Well, just come over, man.
- I'm enjoying my space.
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00:08:10,125 --> 00:08:12,593
But maybe you should
just put me on speaker.
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- Okay, you're on.
- Okay, cool, set the scene.
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- What's the vibe over there?
- Nick's in jeans.
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Nixon jeans? What the hell
are Nixon jeans?
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They sound really cool.
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(sighs)
Hey, I solved the menu thing.
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I just went down there,
I took action.
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Boom-yah.
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I made a change.
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Now that I can do
that, I really feel
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like I can figure out
this field trip thing.
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Double boom-yah.
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(both chuckle)
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00:08:37,986 --> 00:08:40,154
There are still some things
we need to figure out.
201
00:08:40,188 --> 00:08:42,823
Just got to get
the message across.
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Hey, hey, you don't, you don't
need to leave these anymore.
203
00:08:46,861 --> 00:08:49,496
Hey, hey, hey!
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00:08:49,531 --> 00:08:50,798
Where are you running to?
205
00:08:50,832 --> 00:08:52,700
Who sent you?
206
00:08:52,734 --> 00:08:56,971
Brian, I thought you were
gonna talk to your boss.
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- I am the boss.
- Hop Foo's is your restaurant?
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Sorry I lied.
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00:09:01,509 --> 00:09:03,919
You just seemed kind of crazy,
so I didn't want to deal.
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00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:05,563
But you care about
conservation.
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00:09:05,575 --> 00:09:07,309
Oh, I don't,
I really don't.
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00:09:07,515 --> 00:09:09,016
I care
about my restaurant.
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00:09:09,050 --> 00:09:11,318
You're going down, Brian!
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00:09:11,353 --> 00:09:14,488
I'm gonna collect signatures,
I'm gonna start a petition,
215
00:09:14,522 --> 00:09:19,026
and I will turn it in
to the person who's in charge
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of restaurants.
217
00:09:20,562 --> 00:09:22,563
And I'm gonna report
you to the City!
218
00:09:22,597 --> 00:09:24,832
Oh, no, not the City.
219
00:09:24,866 --> 00:09:26,000
No!
220
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You're a jerk, Brian!
221
00:09:27,435 --> 00:09:28,669
I'm gonna burn down
your building!
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00:09:28,703 --> 00:09:30,571
I won't do that,
I won't do that.
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00:09:30,605 --> 00:09:32,573
Why do people suck?!
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Ow!
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00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:38,460
COACH: Okay, we're gonna
warm up with music.
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(electronic music playing)
227
00:09:41,215 --> 00:09:44,099
- Yeah, feeling that?
- I guess so.
228
00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:47,035
Yeah, got to loosen up
the shoulders.
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00:09:49,939 --> 00:09:51,139
Wiggle those arms.
230
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(gibbering)
231
00:09:52,308 --> 00:09:54,291
- Arms, not your face.
- Oh, sorry, thought you said "face."
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Right.
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- Sexy. Working out is sexy.
- Yeah, it is.
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00:09:58,547 --> 00:10:01,683
That's not sexy, man.
This is sexy.
235
00:10:01,717 --> 00:10:02,917
That isn't sexy.
236
00:10:02,952 --> 00:10:06,043
Ooh, ay.
237
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Damn it!
238
00:10:14,384 --> 00:10:16,385
It's a great workout track!
239
00:10:19,656 --> 00:10:21,724
What's next?
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And time.
241
00:10:25,128 --> 00:10:26,061
- Yes!
- Yes!
242
00:10:26,096 --> 00:10:27,779
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
243
00:10:27,802 --> 00:10:29,665
Let's do it again.
244
00:10:29,666 --> 00:10:31,267
- Again?
- Yeah, man.
245
00:10:33,205 --> 00:10:36,035
(grunting):
Six, seven, eight.
246
00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:38,470
Come on, man!
247
00:10:38,742 --> 00:10:40,709
Mine's broken.
248
00:10:40,744 --> 00:10:42,244
Push through it, man, you got it.
249
00:10:42,356 --> 00:10:44,744
- Ah, thank God you're here, Cece.
- What's the emergency?
250
00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:46,356
Why does Jess need
all this Chinese food?
251
00:10:46,357 --> 00:10:48,150
No, no, no, I just
made all that up.
252
00:10:48,185 --> 00:10:50,352
Wait, you tricked me
into getting you food?
253
00:10:50,353 --> 00:10:51,687
Yes.
254
00:10:51,688 --> 00:10:53,022
Why?
255
00:10:53,023 --> 00:10:54,858
- Nick, what is this?
- For after... don't worry about it.
256
00:10:54,859 --> 00:10:56,125
I will be right back.
257
00:10:56,126 --> 00:10:57,626
(sighs)
258
00:10:58,795 --> 00:11:00,820
Hello zere.
259
00:11:01,651 --> 00:11:05,435
- I'm, I'm Cece, I-I remember you.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, great memory.
260
00:11:05,436 --> 00:11:08,304
That's what's up, that's what's up.
No doubt.
261
00:11:08,338 --> 00:11:09,772
Diggity.
262
00:11:09,806 --> 00:11:11,273
(sighs) (chuckles)
263
00:11:16,012 --> 00:11:19,448
- Nick!
- Breasts... Ni...
264
00:11:19,483 --> 00:11:22,599
This is for the food, and
there's a little extra for you.
265
00:11:23,487 --> 00:11:25,956
- Oh, my God, are you tipping me?
- Yeah.
266
00:11:26,656 --> 00:11:29,758
Well, if I'm gonna get in trouble,
give it back. I gave you four bucks.
267
00:11:29,793 --> 00:11:32,328
I'll tip you good...
I'll tip you right over.
268
00:11:32,362 --> 00:11:34,832
- Good stuff.
- Yeah, yeah.
269
00:11:35,398 --> 00:11:37,466
Damn, I wish I could have
said something else.
270
00:11:37,501 --> 00:11:40,052
- "Tip you right over" was good.
- Oh, okay, cool. Uh, is she single?
271
00:11:40,053 --> 00:11:41,820
- Yeah, kind of.
- Oh, cool, man.
272
00:11:41,821 --> 00:11:43,322
- Yeah.
- What are you doing?
273
00:11:43,323 --> 00:11:44,840
Oh, I'm just gonna...
it's just
274
00:11:44,841 --> 00:11:46,442
a protein boost.
I'm just gonna eat a little.
275
00:11:46,476 --> 00:11:47,676
That's not how
it works, dude.
276
00:11:47,711 --> 00:11:48,777
We're still in the
middle of our workout.
277
00:11:48,812 --> 00:11:50,112
- We're not done yet?
- No!
278
00:11:50,146 --> 00:11:51,680
Hey, whoa.
279
00:11:51,715 --> 00:11:54,683
I just had a very productive conversation
with the owner of the restaurant.
280
00:11:54,718 --> 00:11:56,685
Action has been taken,
change is in the air.
281
00:11:56,720 --> 00:12:00,656
Now I'm going to go research
lawsuits in my room for fun.
282
00:12:01,113 --> 00:12:04,426
- You okay? You seem a little off.
- Stop ordering from that place.
283
00:12:04,461 --> 00:12:05,734
Nick, put the dumpling down.
284
00:12:07,033 --> 00:12:09,632
- Hey.
- Hey, what's up, Jason Street?
285
00:12:09,666 --> 00:12:12,034
The Internet said
that I had to stay off my feet,
286
00:12:12,068 --> 00:12:14,036
but then I found this wheelchair
in a ditch,
287
00:12:14,070 --> 00:12:16,205
so I'm ready to work out.
288
00:12:16,239 --> 00:12:19,808
Winston, go lay down.
Nick, put the dumpling down.
289
00:12:19,843 --> 00:12:21,911
- Relax.
- Whoops. (gasps)
290
00:12:21,945 --> 00:12:24,547
Did you just gasp?
(laughs)
291
00:12:24,581 --> 00:12:26,682
- I'm having one...
- Down.
292
00:12:26,716 --> 00:12:30,185
I'm gonna ask you again.
Don't...
293
00:12:31,354 --> 00:12:32,688
Don't do it.
294
00:12:34,457 --> 00:12:36,425
Don't. D...
295
00:12:36,459 --> 00:12:39,862
I'm going to eat
one bite of this.
296
00:12:39,896 --> 00:12:42,031
Don't do it.
You're better than this.
297
00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:44,233
I don't know if I am.
I might.. No.
298
00:12:44,267 --> 00:12:46,502
- Don't, don't.
- Stop shaking it like that.
299
00:12:46,536 --> 00:12:47,937
- Let me eat the dumpling!
- What's going on?
300
00:12:47,971 --> 00:12:50,506
- BOTH: Oh, just working out.
- Yeah. Just chilling. (grunts)
301
00:12:50,540 --> 00:12:54,176
- Does this food have MSG in it?
- JESS: What?
302
00:12:54,210 --> 00:12:55,911
(clenched): Oh, my God,
MSG makes my jaw lock up.
303
00:12:55,946 --> 00:12:56,912
You all right, dude?
304
00:12:56,947 --> 00:12:58,147
- What?
- Mm-hmm.
305
00:12:58,181 --> 00:13:00,227
- What's going on with your jaw?
- Yeah, dude.
306
00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:01,884
(groans)
Come on, you son of a...
307
00:13:01,918 --> 00:13:04,420
Wait a minute.
Ha, "no MSG."
308
00:13:05,655 --> 00:13:07,723
Where are you going?
309
00:13:07,757 --> 00:13:09,458
- I'm just taking Winston for a walk.
- Where are you taking me?
310
00:13:09,492 --> 00:13:11,727
- I think he needs some fresh air.
- BOTH: Aah!
311
00:13:11,761 --> 00:13:13,520
Damn it, Coach.
312
00:13:13,521 --> 00:13:16,353
Nick! I want you to really
think about your next step.
313
00:13:16,387 --> 00:13:20,623
- Why do you care so much?
- This is a crucial moment, a crossroads.
314
00:13:20,658 --> 00:13:22,459
By you eating that,
you are telling me
315
00:13:22,493 --> 00:13:24,361
that you'd rather sit on
the couch eating dumplings
316
00:13:24,395 --> 00:13:26,529
than do something
with your life.
317
00:13:26,599 --> 00:13:29,032
Now, are you a doer
or a dumpling-er?
318
00:13:29,066 --> 00:13:32,202
I'm sorry,
I'm not you, man.
319
00:13:32,236 --> 00:13:34,537
I'm a dumpling-er.
Mmm.
320
00:13:35,373 --> 00:13:37,707
Oh, it's veggie.
321
00:13:37,742 --> 00:13:39,509
I did all that
for nothing?
322
00:13:41,011 --> 00:13:42,312
I tried.
323
00:13:42,346 --> 00:13:45,415
- Where are you taking me?
- What? You're my smoking gun.
324
00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:47,250
Winston's in a wheelchair?
325
00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:49,052
What's next, Roberto Benigni
coming through the halls,
326
00:13:49,086 --> 00:13:50,587
making everybody laugh?
327
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:52,021
(bumps)
Aah! Ow!
328
00:13:52,056 --> 00:13:53,890
Missing everything.
329
00:13:53,924 --> 00:13:55,825
Take these.
330
00:13:55,860 --> 00:13:57,183
Oh.
331
00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:58,518
- Hi.
- Hi.
332
00:13:58,519 --> 00:14:00,120
- Hi.
- Don't even talk.
333
00:14:00,129 --> 00:14:02,253
My friend is having an allergic
reaction to your food.
334
00:14:02,287 --> 00:14:05,339
- Hey, man.
- It says "no MSG" on the menu.
335
00:14:05,340 --> 00:14:07,031
It also says it with the...
336
00:14:07,073 --> 00:14:09,074
what do you call the circle
with the diagonal line?
337
00:14:09,108 --> 00:14:10,909
- It's the Ghostbusters thing.
- What?
338
00:14:10,943 --> 00:14:12,310
From the movie Ghostbusters.
339
00:14:12,345 --> 00:14:16,081
Oh, it says it with words an
it says it with the Ghostbusters thing.
340
00:14:16,115 --> 00:14:18,183
- All right, just calm down.
- No, here's what's going to happen.
341
00:14:18,217 --> 00:14:20,218
You're going to stop putting
these menus everywhere,
342
00:14:20,253 --> 00:14:21,787
or I'm going to
show the people
343
00:14:21,821 --> 00:14:24,389
in here what happens
when you eat the food.
344
00:14:24,423 --> 00:14:27,998
- I actually like the food.
- Listen, Jess, Chinese food is MSG.
345
00:14:27,999 --> 00:14:29,633
America is living a lie,
346
00:14:29,634 --> 00:14:31,816
and we distribute menus
so people order the food.
347
00:14:31,817 --> 00:14:34,051
Just accept that that's
the way things are!
348
00:14:34,052 --> 00:14:37,869
No, I am done accepting things
the way they are,
349
00:14:37,870 --> 00:14:40,772
because there are menus
everywhere,
350
00:14:40,807 --> 00:14:43,441
and there are kids
who want to see the ocean.
351
00:14:43,476 --> 00:14:46,812
- What?
- And I don't like your vibe, dude.
352
00:14:46,846 --> 00:14:48,480
(groans) Hey!
353
00:14:48,514 --> 00:14:51,049
This is what eating here did
to my friend.
354
00:14:52,573 --> 00:14:54,941
Is that crispy noodles?
355
00:14:54,975 --> 00:14:57,610
(Coach singing) Coach.
356
00:14:57,644 --> 00:15:00,780
♪ Oh, no, no.
357
00:15:00,814 --> 00:15:03,749
- What the hell are you doing, man?
- I'm making island beats.
358
00:15:03,784 --> 00:15:05,418
I think this is
what I'm gonna do
359
00:15:05,452 --> 00:15:07,887
from now on, since,
obviously, I can't coach.
360
00:15:07,921 --> 00:15:10,064
I thought we were
just messing around.
361
00:15:10,065 --> 00:15:12,124
Why are you taking this so hard?
362
00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:16,128
Because, dude, I was trying to prove
to myself that I could still do this.
363
00:15:16,163 --> 00:15:19,932
Ever since Malia broke up
with me... I don't know...
364
00:15:19,967 --> 00:15:22,802
I've just been a mess. Feel like
I can't do anything right.
365
00:15:22,836 --> 00:15:27,206
(sighs) Guys, it's locked, it's unlocked.
Get it together for real.
366
00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:29,542
What are you doing here? I thought
you said you were so busy.
367
00:15:29,576 --> 00:15:31,210
I found this extra alarm clock,
368
00:15:31,244 --> 00:15:34,947
and, uh, I thought it'd be neighborly,
so I'll set it up for you guys.
369
00:15:34,982 --> 00:15:36,406
You're welcome.
370
00:15:37,451 --> 00:15:38,818
Wait a second.
371
00:15:38,852 --> 00:15:41,954
- What is that?
- What's what?
372
00:15:41,955 --> 00:15:43,534
- Is that a camera?
- Hmm?
373
00:15:43,535 --> 00:15:45,703
Schmidt, are you
spying on us?
374
00:15:46,126 --> 00:15:48,761
So... (scoffs)
It is... it's a camera.
375
00:15:48,795 --> 00:15:52,565
- Well, I'm shocked.
- Schmidt, look, you decided to move out.
376
00:15:52,599 --> 00:15:54,300
- So move out.
- I am out.
377
00:15:54,334 --> 00:15:56,469
I'm actually very busy,
you know that?
378
00:15:56,503 --> 00:15:59,805
I'm actually late for a very
important coffee with a...
379
00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:01,774
with a dear friend of mine.
380
00:16:01,808 --> 00:16:03,209
- Who's that?
- Hmm?
381
00:16:03,243 --> 00:16:05,011
- Who?
- Yeah.
382
00:16:05,045 --> 00:16:07,647
Wouldn't you like to know?
383
00:16:07,681 --> 00:16:10,182
(door closes)
♪ Tiny pants man
384
00:16:10,217 --> 00:16:12,251
♪ He don't have friends
385
00:16:12,285 --> 00:16:14,153
♪ That's why he got the clock
386
00:16:14,187 --> 00:16:17,757
♪ He got the clock to watch
his only friends. ♪
387
00:16:18,946 --> 00:16:22,128
Are you enjoying your meal?
Winston enjoyed his meal, right?
388
00:16:22,162 --> 00:16:23,929
- Until he had an allergic reaction.
- MAN: Let's go.
389
00:16:23,964 --> 00:16:25,828
There. I drove away all
of your customers,
390
00:16:25,832 --> 00:16:30,076
and I'm gonna do that every day
until you stop with the menus.
391
00:16:30,291 --> 00:16:32,893
- Earth warrior!
- You win. I'll stop.
392
00:16:32,927 --> 00:16:35,095
Thank you.
393
00:16:35,129 --> 00:16:37,063
Charles?
394
00:16:37,098 --> 00:16:39,232
You're fired.
395
00:16:39,267 --> 00:16:41,768
- What? No!
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
396
00:16:41,803 --> 00:16:44,037
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- Don't fire him.
397
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:46,406
- He's the menu guy.
- I was just trying to make a difference.
398
00:16:46,441 --> 00:16:48,475
You did. At the beginning
of the day, this guy had a job.
399
00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:50,610
Now he doesn't, so congrats
on your victory. You win.
400
00:16:50,645 --> 00:16:53,013
(loud guttural sob)
401
00:16:54,248 --> 00:16:55,649
(loud guttural sob)
402
00:16:55,683 --> 00:16:58,251
Do you have any teaching experience?
(sobs)
403
00:16:58,286 --> 00:17:00,961
Does anyone have
an antihistamine?
404
00:17:08,438 --> 00:17:10,806
You know, I just moved
across the hall,
405
00:17:10,841 --> 00:17:13,943
but it feels like I moved
across an entire ocean.
406
00:17:13,944 --> 00:17:16,745
People grow up,
especially young people.
407
00:17:16,959 --> 00:17:18,993
So my friends don't even
miss me anymore?
408
00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:21,188
Uh-huh. Well, they don't miss you.
409
00:17:21,189 --> 00:17:23,133
- They've moved on.
- What?
410
00:17:23,693 --> 00:17:25,627
Well, how do you know that?
411
00:17:25,662 --> 00:17:28,797
Because he told me.
412
00:17:28,832 --> 00:17:32,448
♪His name is Conner, and he
went to SUNY Binghamton.
413
00:17:32,449 --> 00:17:34,903
I once lived
with 40 birds,
414
00:17:34,938 --> 00:17:38,070
and they all flew
away, and I moved on.
415
00:17:41,011 --> 00:17:42,945
Slow down on the
noodles, buddy.
416
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:45,647
Well, congratulations,
Miller. You were right.
417
00:17:45,682 --> 00:17:47,916
- What happened?
- I terrorized a restaurant.
418
00:17:47,951 --> 00:17:50,486
I got a good man fired.
419
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:53,956
I might have ran over a lizard with
my wheelchair, but I am ashamed of it.
420
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,692
So, that's what
you get for trying.
421
00:17:56,726 --> 00:17:59,128
Let's see what the
enemy tastes like.
422
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,263
It's good. Anybody want to
help me use the bathroom?
423
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:03,866
- No. No.
- Okay, I'll work it out.
424
00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:06,301
I shouldn't have even tried.
You just get hurt.
425
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:07,669
COACH:
This is such a relief.
426
00:18:07,704 --> 00:18:09,138
I can get fat now.
427
00:18:09,172 --> 00:18:11,940
- Hey, guys, stop it!
- I want to eat this all day.
428
00:18:11,975 --> 00:18:15,644
Like a Chinese food
ménage. Oh!
429
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:17,846
Okay, you guys are doers,
and people like me,
430
00:18:17,881 --> 00:18:21,316
people who don't do anything...
we actually need people like you.
431
00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:23,819
- Mmm...
- Oh, boy, this is bad.
432
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:26,388
Uh, this... Okay, all right.
433
00:18:26,423 --> 00:18:29,024
I'm gonna give you guys a speech,
and it's gonna fire you guys up.
434
00:18:29,059 --> 00:18:31,226
- Got some on my pants...
- First we're gonna start with compliments
435
00:18:31,261 --> 00:18:33,662
to build up your confidence.
Okay, uh,
436
00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:36,198
- Coach, you're a great guy.
- Mmm...
437
00:18:36,232 --> 00:18:37,866
You've got strong bodies.
438
00:18:37,901 --> 00:18:39,234
- Aah!
- What?
439
00:18:39,269 --> 00:18:41,870
You just need some more clients.
I believe in you.
440
00:18:41,905 --> 00:18:44,506
- Thanks.
- Jess, you're awesome.
441
00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:46,208
You are the most
resourceful,
442
00:18:46,242 --> 00:18:47,810
optimistic, amazing person
443
00:18:47,844 --> 00:18:49,478
I've ever met in my life.
444
00:18:49,512 --> 00:18:50,979
I can't even get my
kids on a field trip.
445
00:18:51,014 --> 00:18:53,248
You can do anything you
put your mind to 'cause
446
00:18:53,283 --> 00:18:55,684
you're smart, okay? Why can't
you get 'em on this field trip?
447
00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:57,052
There's no way to get
them to the beach.
448
00:18:57,087 --> 00:18:59,721
That's a board.
Karate-kick it!
449
00:18:59,756 --> 00:19:01,924
You're not used
to making speeches, are you?
450
00:19:01,958 --> 00:19:04,626
Point of it is,
is you never give up.
451
00:19:06,029 --> 00:19:07,329
(door slams shut)
452
00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:11,533
Fine. I guess you win.
I sort of miss being here.
453
00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:13,235
Well, the nanny cam
kind of gave it away.
454
00:19:13,269 --> 00:19:16,667
Well, nobody helped me,
so now there is a real mess.
455
00:19:16,668 --> 00:19:18,841
Hey, Winston, do you have some
money where we could rent,
456
00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:20,509
like, a car or a
bus or something?
457
00:19:20,543 --> 00:19:22,111
I found this wheelchair
in a ditch.
458
00:19:22,145 --> 00:19:24,446
Is anyone gonna tell me anything
that's going on?
459
00:19:24,481 --> 00:19:27,549
Stop! If it's not an idea about
how to rent a car or a van,
460
00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:29,184
then I don't
want to hear it!
461
00:19:29,219 --> 00:19:30,953
Wait a minute. Nick?
462
00:19:32,055 --> 00:19:33,755
That's brilliant!
463
00:19:33,790 --> 00:19:35,745
JESS: Boys and girls,
transportation provided
464
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,626
by Hop Foo's restaurant.
465
00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:40,028
All right, everybody, we did it!
466
00:19:40,063 --> 00:19:44,366
Ocean Conservation Day
starts... now!
467
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:47,102
Welcome to the Pacific Ocean!
468
00:19:47,137 --> 00:19:50,072
Yeah. The large body
of water to my left.
469
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:53,609
No horseplay, guys.
Guys, don't talk to strangers.
470
00:19:53,643 --> 00:19:57,025
And you said it wouldn't fit.
471
00:19:57,051 --> 00:19:59,815
I knew it would fit. I just
didn't want you to bring it.
472
00:19:59,849 --> 00:20:02,084
Careful. It's got
a trick wheel.
473
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:03,619
- I think it's fine.
- Okay.
474
00:20:03,653 --> 00:20:06,588
- Aah! Trick wheel.
- Not fine. Sorry.
475
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:07,923
(Nick grunting)
476
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:10,292
Nice wheelchair.
477
00:20:10,326 --> 00:20:11,460
Ms. Day?
478
00:20:11,494 --> 00:20:13,595
- Hey.
- Thank you.
479
00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:16,899
Here. You deserve this.
480
00:20:16,933 --> 00:20:19,568
Oh, thank you.
I love it.
481
00:20:19,602 --> 00:20:23,238
But you know what? I think this
actually belongs to Nick Miller,
482
00:20:23,273 --> 00:20:25,159
'cause he did this.
483
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,394
Oh, wow!
484
00:20:26,776 --> 00:20:30,946
- Is this your dad?
- How old do you think I am, little girl?
485
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:33,148
All right.
486
00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:36,585
- I don't want this gift.
- It's her favorite hat.
487
00:20:36,619 --> 00:20:37,953
(laughter)
488
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:39,354
- Hey.
- Hey.
489
00:20:39,389 --> 00:20:41,026
You made a difference.
How's it feel?
490
00:20:42,058 --> 00:20:44,126
It feels good.
(laughs)
491
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,595
Yeah, actually, it feels
great. I feel like, um...
492
00:20:46,629 --> 00:20:49,665
I don't know.
I feel like running.
493
00:20:49,699 --> 00:20:51,366
Hey, Coach, you want
to show me how?
494
00:20:51,401 --> 00:20:53,302
- How to run?
- Come on. Coach me!
495
00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:56,171
Is this right, Coach?
Am I doing it right?
496
00:20:56,206 --> 00:20:58,273
Miller, you sorry excuse
for a human being,
497
00:20:58,308 --> 00:21:00,209
you are shaped like
a bean bag chair!
498
00:21:00,243 --> 00:21:01,643
I will sit in you!
499
00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:03,879
- Ah, you can do it.
- WINSTON: I'm coming, too.
500
00:21:03,913 --> 00:21:06,979
'Cause I ain't a quitter!
Ironside!
501
00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:09,451
I'm coming. I'm com...
502
00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:10,786
Aah!
503
00:21:10,820 --> 00:21:12,321
I am all-terrain, baby.
504
00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:14,189
I was wrong about you, okay?
You're not a quitter.
505
00:21:14,224 --> 00:21:15,324
(whooping)
506
00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:16,558
Now, please, quit!
507
00:21:16,559 --> 00:21:18,827
I'm glad I got to see that.
(laughs)
508
00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:20,796
Oh, Schmidt,
509
00:21:20,830 --> 00:21:22,297
here's your key back.
510
00:21:22,332 --> 00:21:25,266
We kind of like
having you around.
511
00:21:28,131 --> 00:21:29,436
Thanks.
512
00:21:30,021 --> 00:21:33,328
This is just a copy, though.
I have like 50 of them at home.
513
00:21:33,517 --> 00:21:36,411
- What are you doing to me?
- Your students are burying Winston.
514
00:21:36,412 --> 00:21:37,447
Nah, he likes it.
515
00:21:37,448 --> 00:21:39,716
Get away from me!
Where are your parents at?
516
00:21:39,741 --> 00:21:41,741
Shoo, children, shoo!
517
00:21:42,804 --> 00:21:45,310
Away now, be away!
518
00:21:45,756 --> 00:21:47,756
Shut up, Winston!
519
00:21:48,512 --> 00:21:51,978
- They are so mean!
- This is Karma...
520
00:21:52,387 --> 00:21:55,387
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