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So they claim this new
cat litter is better,
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so I thought I'd do a
little blind pee test.
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And they were right.
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But I thought, you know,
the next time I do this test,
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I'm gonna use the cat's urine.
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You know, speaking of
urine, you're an idiot.
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Chuck, I'll tell you, your team
did a great job on the interior.
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- It looks great.
- Thanks, man.
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I don't want to toot my own horn, but...
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Pretty sweet.
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You know, my girlfriend drove a
Plymouth Barracuda back in 1970.
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That's weird. How can a woman
have such great taste in cars
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and such lousy taste in men?
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Burn!
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Gee, I wonder what Vanessa drives.
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Ooh! Return burn.
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What, are you keeping score?
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Quit being Switzerland. Pick a side.
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Oh, these zingers are good.
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I got to remember to tell some of these
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to my mom when she's sober.
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- How's it going, gentlemen?
- Looking good.
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One or two more days,
I think she's done.
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Beautiful, beautiful. I
mean, it looks magnificent.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Makes me feel like I'm back in the '70s.
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- Yeah?
- All that's missing is my Afro.
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Is it really an Afro if
it's on a Spanish guy?
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Oh. All right, I have
very exciting news.
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I have our next restoration.
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Ooh, please, '68 Charger, '68 Charger.
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I'll take any early-'60s muscle car.
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- Mm-hmm. It's better than that.
- All right.
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It's a 1970 Plymouth Barracuda.
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This exact car again?
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That's three Barracuda in a row.
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That's strange even in the ocean.
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Okay, hold on, hold on. Hold on.
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It's a different color, all right? Okay.
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Uh, it's the same color.
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This is probably weird coming out of me,
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but I'm worried about
our lack of diversity.
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Come on, man, I want to
do something different.
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Enough with the Barracudas.
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I agree. But the preferred
plural of Barracuda
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is Barracuda, not Barracudas.
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Do you actually know that?
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And yet, ten minutes ago, you asked me
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how many inches were in a quart.
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So, what is it with all the Barracuda?
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Our last client is a member
of the Barracuda Owners Club.
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Now, everybody loved what
you did, so naturally,
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they want theirs restored, too.
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Yeah, but it's the same car.
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I want to do something
different. I want a challenge.
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- You want a challenge?
- Yeah.
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How about refilling the
coffee pot after you're done?
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You know, maybe if our
company is more well known,
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we could be more picky
about our choices.
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One of my best friends
owns Motor Masters.
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He said he'll do an article on us,
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but I thought you guys
wanted to keep this a hobby.
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Yeah, we did, but, uh, maybe
it's time we kick it up a notch.
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Uh, yeah, yeah, like, you know,
I have my two tabby cats.
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And I was happy, but
then... then I wanted more.
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And I said, "Joe, you deserve it".
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So I got myself a hairless Egyptian.
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Mother of God, I hope that's a cat.
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We're one phone call away from
getting all over the Internet.
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Yeah, but you'll make
it all about yourself.
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You know, hey,
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"Mike Baxter here for car restoration,
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talking about how to steal credit".
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Hey, Gladys, I don't want
to be one of your Pips, okay?
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All right, we'll just wait for a call
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from somebody who
admires one of you guys.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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Okay, now,
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that's not fair.
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Mike Baxter has always
been very generous
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about sharing the spotlight.
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Oh, yeah? When the Denver
Stand wanted to do a story
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about Outdoor Man, they called Baxter
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"the heart, soul and
face of the company".
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That does not bother me at all.
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You do hog the limelight,
you greedy son of a bitch.
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Okay, what if there was
a way I could promise
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to subdue my natural charisma
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so the article wouldn't
be just about me? Deal?
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- Yeah.
- Well, that's okay, I guess.
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- Yeah?
- All right.
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And then, all of us try to
visualize this man in a 'fro.
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How'd I do on the test? Great, I bet.
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I always do well on
tests. Tell me, tell me.
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No, Jen, it's not a test.
It's a psychological profile
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on how people perceive the
world and make decisions.
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There's no right or wrong.
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- Okay, Mrs. B.
- Yeah, what? What?
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- What?
- You are open and kind.
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Ah...
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I knew it! Yeah!
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You follow that, Princess Perfect.
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Wow.
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Open, kind and really bad at trash talk.
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Okay, Jen, your answers
suggest you are extroverted
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and a great thinker.
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Okay. Seems odd they're
ignoring my artistic nature.
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Ooh, okay, do mine. Unless it's bad.
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Nod your head if it's bad.
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Okay, uh, Mandy, you...
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skipped a lot of questions.
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Well, I mean, it worked
on my driver's test.
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Oh, you know what? It worked here, too,
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'cause it also says you're
super cute and a love bunny.
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It does?
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- Hey, Mrs. B. Mwah.
- Hey. Hi. Hey.
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I brought back your casserole dish.
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The pregnant wife said,
uh, "Keep 'em coming".
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- Okay.
- What's up, gang?
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We're doing a psych
questionnaire for Kyle's class.
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Oh, a psych test? All
right, bring it on.
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Yeah, give it him. Give it to him.
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And just so you know,
the high score so far
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is "open and kind".
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- Okay, you ready?
- Yeah.
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All right, agree or disagree?
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"Others would describe me
as easygoing and flexible".
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Easy. Obviously. Next.
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Okay, uh, "I seek feedback
from others, even if negative".
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Big agree. Best way to learn.
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What?
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Are you hearing all the words?
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Uh, yeah. Keep going.
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Uh, o-okay. Uh, "I get upset
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when things don't go as planned".
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Disagree.
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Ry-Ry rolls with the punches.
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Wow.
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Uh, okay, what's the problem?
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Uh, it's just, I-I mean,
does this sound like you?
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Yeah, you are making
yourself seem awfully chill.
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Uh, I am chill, okay? I'm also
too busy to be put on trial,
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so I'm going to work.
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You know what, maybe I'll be
on time, and maybe I'll be late.
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Either way, it's all good.
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- Okay, the article's up.
- Oh, oh, really? Oh, man.
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- Yeah.
- Already? You really are a marketing genius.
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Yeah, I think it's time
we retire that word,
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move on to "icon" or "legend".
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Oh, look at that!
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I'm on the homepage of Motor Masters.
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Yeah.
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Who's the loser now, Jarrod Murray?
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Yeah. Who is Jarrod Murray?
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Eh, he was my fifth-grade bully.
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Also, sixth and seventh,
and most of high school.
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Oh, oh, oh. "Immaculate dashboard work
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- done by Chuck Larabee, Interior Man".
- Yeah.
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Interior Man!
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- Man, that sounds like a superhero or something.
- Yeah.
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Pretty crappy article, huh?
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- What?
- What are you talking about?
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Did you read it? We came off great.
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Yeah, you guys did.
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See how many mentions each of us got?
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Chuck Larabee, 18. Mike Baxter, 15.
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Joe Leonard, two.
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Oh, I'm sorry, one. Joe
"Leopard" got the other one.
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Man, come on, Joe, we're a team, man.
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Oh, are we, Interior Man?
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Hey, you got your own nickname.
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Joe Leopard.
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Oh, I know how this went
down. Baxter told the reporter
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about his little buddy Chuck.
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And me, I'm just an afterthought.
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I'm sick of getting burned, okay?
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If anybody cares, I'll
be down in the garage,
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underground and underappreciated.
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I don't think he read
it. He'd be really upset.
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Actually, it says "Joe Leper".
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Hey, Joe, hand me my
beer, would you, man?
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Yeah, sure, Chuck. Whatever
you need. Here you go.
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Hey, how about you,
Baxter? Need a shoeshine?
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'Cause I'm just "Two Mention
Joe" at your service.
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Come on, Joe, we're all equals here.
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I just happen to have
1,000 followers now.
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And my dry cleaner put up
a picture of Interior Man.
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And I'm on that big Outdoor
Man billboard on I-70, you know?
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A lot of people are
having fender benders
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looking at my image...
it's almost humbling.
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So, yeah, I guess, you
know, we're not all equals.
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No, this is unbelievable.
I feel like Howie
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from the Backstreet Boys.
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Who?
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Exactly.
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Okay, gather round, children.
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Papa Ed is here.
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Even he's got a nickname.
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A nickname that no one
will ever use, okay?
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- What do you got for us?
- Okay. Good news.
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- The article worked.
- All right. Excellent.
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Okay, we got two cars looking to get in.
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We got a... got a '64 GTO, all right?
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And we have a '65...
oh, Corvette Stingray.
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I love Corvette Stingrays.
I-I say let's do that one.
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Hang on. I vote the GTO.
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Well, wait a minute.
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I like them both, but the
GTO will piss you off, right?
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So I'm going with that.
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Yes.
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Got it? I'll go set it up.
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Papa Ed out.
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Is this what this has come to?
This used to be a democracy.
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Now it's a you-guys-ocracy.
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No, two guys out of three voted for it.
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That is a democracy.
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Not in my America.
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Hey, hey. Come on, come on, Joe.
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- We'll-we'll do the Stingray next.
- No, no.
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No, I don't need your pity.
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Oh, I can get that on my own.
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Damn. He seemed pretty upset.
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I don't think he's coming back.
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Yeah? How do you know that?
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He took his doughnut.
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- Three words.
- Uh, yeah. Uh...
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It's a movie.
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- A Dog's Life!
- Yeah!
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No, no, no! Hey, no!
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No, you can't talk in charades.
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Uh, that was a bark.
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Dogs can't talk.
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Ooh, you guys are catching
up. Now it's 35 to one.
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- Hello, guys.
- Oh, hey.
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- Hey.
- Wow. What a nice surprise.
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Wait, so you didn't know I was coming?
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Does that mean that
there's no casserole?
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You guys all know my wife Kristin.
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Uh, yes, we have met.
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Kristin probably knows me
better than anyone in the world.
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Is this about that test?
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There's definitely no casserole.
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Okay... babe, when you
came home the other night
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and you told me that
there was a dent on my car,
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what did I say?
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I don't know, you said,
uh, "We'll get it fixed".
247
00:11:00,644 --> 00:11:02,578
We'll get it fixed!
248
00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:07,240
Huh. Pretty darn chill.
249
00:11:09,077 --> 00:11:11,044
Ooh, that's my laundry.
I'll be right back.
250
00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:13,490
Although I am loving this.
251
00:11:13,492 --> 00:11:16,223
Uh, Ryan, we weren't
trying to hurt your feelings
252
00:11:16,225 --> 00:11:18,710
- the other night.
- No, no, no, no, no, no. I know. I, uh...
253
00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:20,512
I just think of myself as easygoing.
254
00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:22,806
And I need you to think
of me that way, too.
255
00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:28,061
And I need you to think of
me as a tall Swedish woman.
256
00:11:32,364 --> 00:11:33,905
Not gonna happen.
257
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,112
Yeah, dude, we're all good.
258
00:11:38,181 --> 00:11:39,773
All right. Thank you.
259
00:11:39,775 --> 00:11:42,231
Okay, well, we'll be going.
260
00:11:42,233 --> 00:11:43,447
Just pretend we weren't here.
261
00:11:43,449 --> 00:11:46,371
- We're getting a casserole on the way home.
- Okay.
262
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,169
Oh, honey, I am so sorry.
263
00:11:48,171 --> 00:11:50,542
I think I ruined your
Toxic Titans T-shirt.
264
00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:52,568
Oh, no.
265
00:11:52,570 --> 00:11:53,861
It's just a shirt.
266
00:11:53,863 --> 00:11:55,464
It's Ryan's.
267
00:11:57,075 --> 00:11:59,551
Oh, no!
268
00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:02,495
That's my shirt?
269
00:12:02,497 --> 00:12:04,723
Oh, my God, this is a collector's item!
270
00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:06,767
Oh, I'm gonna throw up.
271
00:12:09,137 --> 00:12:11,379
Oh, is-is he gonna be all right?
272
00:12:11,381 --> 00:12:14,816
Yeah, yeah, he'll be
fine. He's super chill.
273
00:12:19,597 --> 00:12:21,468
Oh, you hear that?
274
00:12:21,470 --> 00:12:23,085
I don't hear anything.
275
00:12:23,087 --> 00:12:25,059
That's right. You know
what you don't hear?
276
00:12:25,061 --> 00:12:27,484
Joe yapping about how little hair
277
00:12:27,486 --> 00:12:29,605
his Egyptian has on it.
278
00:12:29,607 --> 00:12:32,874
Yeah. And, uh, there's plenty
of doughnuts to go around,
279
00:12:32,876 --> 00:12:36,162
and none of them have been pre-licked.
280
00:12:36,164 --> 00:12:38,799
Yeah, this is great. Yeah.
281
00:12:39,951 --> 00:12:41,909
Man, I can't thread this plug.
282
00:12:41,911 --> 00:12:43,451
Must be something wrong with it.
283
00:12:43,453 --> 00:12:45,311
I bet there's nothing
wrong with the plug.
284
00:12:45,313 --> 00:12:47,799
- You know what I bet the problem is?
- Hmm?
285
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:51,794
Those big sausage fingers of yours.
286
00:12:52,733 --> 00:12:56,608
Hey, man, that-that was kind of hurtful.
287
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,518
It was a joke.
288
00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:00,445
Fat-shaming my digits.
289
00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:02,948
Not cool.
290
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:05,308
It's kind of quiet in here.
291
00:13:05,310 --> 00:13:06,809
Why don't we put on some music?
292
00:13:06,811 --> 00:13:08,330
Oh, no, no, no, no.
293
00:13:08,332 --> 00:13:10,355
Last week, you played Jethro Tull.
294
00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:12,291
You know what does not
belong in rock and roll?
295
00:13:12,293 --> 00:13:14,776
A flute.
296
00:13:14,778 --> 00:13:18,279
Sorry if I don't want to
work on a muscle car to Adele.
297
00:13:18,281 --> 00:13:20,465
Hilarious burn.
298
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,875
I'm gonna get a beer.
299
00:13:21,877 --> 00:13:24,285
Yeah? Why don't you go tell your mama?
300
00:13:24,287 --> 00:13:25,773
Man, don't talk about my mama.
301
00:13:25,775 --> 00:13:27,789
- I'm making a stupid joke.
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
302
00:13:27,791 --> 00:13:29,641
No, you were talking about my mama.
303
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:34,202
How come this trash talk
was fun when Joe was here?
304
00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:37,021
To be honest with you,
because ball busting's a science.
305
00:13:37,023 --> 00:13:39,175
- Ah.
- It takes at least three people.
306
00:13:39,177 --> 00:13:40,843
Oh, is that the rule?
307
00:13:40,845 --> 00:13:42,845
With two people, you
just pick on each other.
308
00:13:42,847 --> 00:13:44,990
With three, it becomes a sadistic,
309
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,867
horrible, fun game.
310
00:13:48,020 --> 00:13:50,210
Gentlemen, I am stepping out.
311
00:13:50,212 --> 00:13:53,929
Bonnie and I are taking a
watercolor class tonight.
312
00:13:53,931 --> 00:13:56,835
- By my count, we now have three people.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
313
00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:59,320
You know, Ed, you might want to
make sure you put your smock on
314
00:13:59,322 --> 00:14:00,672
and cover up that sun dress.
315
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,131
Oh, burn!
316
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,492
Oh, oh, and if there's
any paint left over,
317
00:14:04,494 --> 00:14:06,845
maybe you and Bonnie can
do each other's nails.
318
00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:08,778
That's two burns
319
00:14:08,780 --> 00:14:10,113
for the price of one.
320
00:14:12,266 --> 00:14:15,261
Let me tell you jokers something.
321
00:14:15,263 --> 00:14:17,672
Expressing your inner life through art
322
00:14:17,674 --> 00:14:20,525
is nothing short of transcendent.
323
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:23,719
Now, if you'll excuse me, I
don't want to get there late
324
00:14:23,721 --> 00:14:26,222
and have to park in the alley.
325
00:14:26,224 --> 00:14:28,325
That's where the bums urinate.
326
00:14:34,065 --> 00:14:36,858
I guess the game doesn't
work with just anybody.
327
00:14:36,860 --> 00:14:38,785
Face it, we need Joe.
328
00:14:38,787 --> 00:14:40,695
Yeah, why don't you go tell your mama.
329
00:14:40,697 --> 00:14:41,697
What was that?
330
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:45,717
I was just saying how... how much I...
331
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:48,428
I miss Obama.
332
00:14:57,550 --> 00:14:59,382
Hey, Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man,
333
00:14:59,384 --> 00:15:01,048
talking about chemistry.
334
00:15:01,050 --> 00:15:03,118
No, it's not just about lighting methane
335
00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:05,386
and hydrogen sulfide
and shooting a blue angel
336
00:15:05,388 --> 00:15:07,017
from your nether regions.
337
00:15:07,019 --> 00:15:09,515
Man, I miss college.
338
00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:12,500
It also happens when a bunch
of people work well together.
339
00:15:12,502 --> 00:15:14,066
Like the cast of Love Boat.
340
00:15:14,068 --> 00:15:16,063
That episode with Captain Stubing's dad?
341
00:15:16,065 --> 00:15:20,067
If you didn't cry watching
that, I don't want to know you.
342
00:15:20,069 --> 00:15:23,163
British rock band The
Who had great chemistry.
343
00:15:23,165 --> 00:15:26,282
Peter Townshend, Roger
Daltrey, John Entwistle...
344
00:15:26,284 --> 00:15:29,952
and their wild man on drums, Keith Moon.
345
00:15:29,954 --> 00:15:31,684
Do you know how much it takes
346
00:15:31,686 --> 00:15:34,123
to be a crazy one in a rock band?
347
00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:36,011
Moon the Loon, as they called him.
348
00:15:36,013 --> 00:15:37,343
Had a way of pushing their buttons.
349
00:15:37,345 --> 00:15:39,726
He also pushed them
to rock and roll glory.
350
00:15:39,728 --> 00:15:42,943
Now, legend has it that it
was right after Keith said,
351
00:15:42,945 --> 00:15:44,943
"Hey, pull my finger",
that Townshend wrote
352
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:47,929
"Won't Get Fooled Again".
353
00:15:47,931 --> 00:15:50,598
Once Keith was gone,
it just wasn't the same.
354
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,600
That's the thing about chemistry, folks.
355
00:15:52,602 --> 00:15:55,144
You need all the elements
to make a perfect compound.
356
00:15:55,146 --> 00:15:57,681
Two hydrogen molecules can't do squat
357
00:15:57,683 --> 00:16:00,441
until an oxygen molecule
turns them into water.
358
00:16:00,443 --> 00:16:02,818
And then they ruin a baseball game.
359
00:16:02,820 --> 00:16:05,369
So don't take the little
things for granted.
360
00:16:05,371 --> 00:16:08,654
Whether it's an atom or one
of these hand-tied lures.
361
00:16:08,656 --> 00:16:11,958
Right? Which we have on sale
all this week at Outdoor Man.
362
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,881
Because if you only
got a rod and a line,
363
00:16:14,883 --> 00:16:18,292
you're just a weird guy with a stick.
364
00:16:18,294 --> 00:16:19,895
Baxter out.
365
00:16:25,343 --> 00:16:28,228
- Hey, Ryan.
- Hey.
366
00:16:28,230 --> 00:16:29,488
Hello.
367
00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:32,848
Slow day, huh?
368
00:16:32,850 --> 00:16:34,400
No stoners?
369
00:16:34,402 --> 00:16:36,703
They don't like to be called stoners.
370
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:39,178
Uh, "blunt buddies"?
371
00:16:39,180 --> 00:16:41,649
"Spliff jockeys"? "Bong pirates"?
372
00:16:41,651 --> 00:16:43,693
They're just people, Kyle.
373
00:16:43,695 --> 00:16:45,245
People don't like labels.
374
00:16:45,247 --> 00:16:47,080
See, he's still mad.
375
00:16:47,082 --> 00:16:49,031
Mad? No, I'm not mad.
376
00:16:49,033 --> 00:16:50,967
I'd hug you, but it's flu season.
377
00:16:52,036 --> 00:16:53,828
All right, give him the gift.
378
00:16:53,830 --> 00:16:56,875
Okay, so we found this
at a vintage shop in LoDo.
379
00:16:56,877 --> 00:16:58,225
It's just like the one I ruined.
380
00:17:02,005 --> 00:17:03,671
You guys didn't have to do that.
381
00:17:03,673 --> 00:17:06,173
We wanted to. We felt bad.
382
00:17:06,175 --> 00:17:08,551
Now I feel bad.
383
00:17:08,553 --> 00:17:10,511
I may have overreacted the other day,
384
00:17:10,513 --> 00:17:12,680
like I do with everything
else in my life. I suck!
385
00:17:12,682 --> 00:17:14,682
No, you don't.
386
00:17:14,684 --> 00:17:17,524
Yeah, I do. I'm uptight.
I don't let things go.
387
00:17:17,526 --> 00:17:18,853
I know it drives you guys crazy.
388
00:17:18,855 --> 00:17:20,539
It doesn't.
389
00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:22,098
Yeah, right.
390
00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:26,260
Ryan, we love every odd,
wonderful, weird thing you do.
391
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:28,597
Really? So, when we
go out to restaurants,
392
00:17:28,599 --> 00:17:30,573
I have to check all the tables first,
that doesn't bother you?
393
00:17:30,575 --> 00:17:32,408
Have we ever sat at a wobbly table?
394
00:17:32,410 --> 00:17:35,113
Uh, we have not. Thank you, Ryan.
395
00:17:35,115 --> 00:17:37,997
Okay, and when we went to
the Natural History Museum
396
00:17:37,999 --> 00:17:40,041
and I took over for the
tour guide, not annoying?
397
00:17:40,043 --> 00:17:42,251
No. She knew nothing about the Ice Age.
398
00:17:42,253 --> 00:17:44,229
But she sure did four hours later.
399
00:17:45,548 --> 00:17:47,307
Again, thank you, Ryan.
400
00:17:47,309 --> 00:17:50,551
So, you don't mind that I'm not chill?
401
00:17:50,553 --> 00:17:52,571
No. We appreciate it.
402
00:17:52,573 --> 00:17:55,315
When you worry about
stuff, we don't have to.
403
00:17:55,317 --> 00:17:58,076
We get to enjoy life because you don't.
404
00:17:58,078 --> 00:17:59,935
Thanks.
405
00:17:59,937 --> 00:18:01,562
And the shirt is great.
406
00:18:01,564 --> 00:18:04,440
You know, even if it is different.
407
00:18:04,442 --> 00:18:06,465
What do you mean, different?
408
00:18:06,467 --> 00:18:07,990
Uh, it-it's not a big deal.
409
00:18:07,992 --> 00:18:10,076
I mean, Fire Falcon has
11 feathers on his tail,
410
00:18:10,078 --> 00:18:11,579
and this one only has
ten, so it's not...
411
00:18:11,581 --> 00:18:12,832
You know, actually, you know what?
412
00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:15,260
It's totally fine. I love it. Thank you.
413
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:18,004
You're welcome.
414
00:18:18,006 --> 00:18:20,098
See you.
415
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:22,183
Told you he'd notice.
416
00:18:26,255 --> 00:18:28,422
So, you summoned me?
417
00:18:28,424 --> 00:18:30,942
Thanks for coming up, Joe.
418
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:33,183
Not like I had any choice,
okay? You're the boss.
419
00:18:33,185 --> 00:18:36,597
You say, "Jump", I
say, "Off what cliff?"
420
00:18:36,599 --> 00:18:40,948
Actually, the correct
response is the closest one.
421
00:18:40,950 --> 00:18:43,048
You know, I didn't just
quit the car group, okay?
422
00:18:43,050 --> 00:18:44,055
- I quit this.
- Okay, stop.
423
00:18:44,057 --> 00:18:45,288
I know that you're upset,
424
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:47,792
so that's why I wanted to talk to you.
425
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,294
I'm listening.
426
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:51,796
Okay, this may come as a shock to you
427
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:55,116
and something I try to
hide, but I genuinely
428
00:18:55,118 --> 00:18:56,426
do not like you.
429
00:18:57,829 --> 00:18:59,971
- Hey!
- Not a fan.
430
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:02,158
Geez, Baxter, is that
supposed to be an apology?
431
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:04,060
No. I just wanted to
get that out of the way
432
00:19:04,062 --> 00:19:07,187
before I tell you that
I do appreciate you.
433
00:19:09,831 --> 00:19:11,478
Go on.
434
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:14,713
I want you around in the limited context
435
00:19:14,715 --> 00:19:16,348
of working with Chuck.
436
00:19:16,350 --> 00:19:18,581
- So you like me.
- No.
437
00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:20,566
That's not what it is.
438
00:19:20,568 --> 00:19:23,477
I appreciate you. Okay?
439
00:19:23,479 --> 00:19:26,331
Like, uh, I don't like root canals,
440
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,124
but I appreciate their value.
441
00:19:30,595 --> 00:19:32,946
Well, you're the shy one, aren't you?
442
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:37,250
I like you, too.
443
00:19:37,252 --> 00:19:40,086
No, no, I tolerate you
444
00:19:40,088 --> 00:19:42,922
on certain specific occasions.
445
00:19:42,924 --> 00:19:44,707
What's this, Valentine's Day?
446
00:19:44,709 --> 00:19:48,508
You keep gushing, and I'm
gonna have to call HR, okay?
447
00:19:48,510 --> 00:19:49,958
We're done. Get out.
448
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:51,881
No, you know something?
You know something?
449
00:19:51,883 --> 00:19:53,846
- You're-you're like my hairless Egyptian, okay?
- Stop it!
450
00:19:53,848 --> 00:19:55,908
No, no.
451
00:19:55,910 --> 00:19:59,043
You know, keeps her distance,
doesn't like to cuddle,
452
00:19:59,045 --> 00:20:01,056
but every now and then,
she gives me that look,
453
00:20:01,058 --> 00:20:05,611
and I know we have an unbreakable bond.
454
00:20:05,613 --> 00:20:08,990
You know, all your
cats would abandon you
455
00:20:08,992 --> 00:20:10,950
if you left the door open.
456
00:20:10,952 --> 00:20:14,069
Look, I'll come back
on one condition, okay?
457
00:20:14,071 --> 00:20:15,547
I want a nickname.
458
00:20:15,549 --> 00:20:17,790
I got a nickname for you.
459
00:20:17,792 --> 00:20:20,701
I want to pick it so it's cool.
460
00:20:20,703 --> 00:20:22,887
Done. Except I want veto power.
461
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,798
- Look, I keep everything running around here.
- Right.
462
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:29,310
So I want to be "the Gas Man".
463
00:20:32,566 --> 00:20:35,066
I'll never call you anything else, Joe.
464
00:20:43,434 --> 00:20:44,892
Oh, okay.
465
00:20:44,894 --> 00:20:47,061
Uh, a movie, a movie.
466
00:20:47,063 --> 00:20:48,112
Two words.
467
00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:49,230
Okay, first word.
468
00:20:49,232 --> 00:20:50,990
- Ooh, it's small.
- "The".
469
00:20:50,992 --> 00:20:52,091
Second word.
470
00:20:52,093 --> 00:20:53,942
Ooh, fingers. No, thumbs.
471
00:20:53,944 --> 00:20:56,166
- Finger Thumbs.
- The Finger Thumbs.
472
00:20:56,168 --> 00:20:57,669
Finger Thumbs the Movie.
473
00:20:57,671 --> 00:20:59,303
Ah, no, Finger Thumbs Two.
474
00:20:59,305 --> 00:21:01,283
Waving. Flapping.
475
00:21:01,285 --> 00:21:03,169
Oh, uh, The Seal.
476
00:21:03,171 --> 00:21:05,148
- An airplane. An airplane.
- The Airplane.
477
00:21:05,150 --> 00:21:06,230
Time.
478
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:07,790
The Birds!
479
00:21:07,792 --> 00:21:10,009
Alfred Hitchcock. The Birds.
480
00:21:10,011 --> 00:21:12,461
What could this possibly be? The Seals?
481
00:21:12,463 --> 00:21:14,088
Oh, my God. You know, it's cool.
482
00:21:14,090 --> 00:21:17,382
It's cool. It's a game. I'm cool.
483
00:21:17,384 --> 00:21:19,498
Isn't he eventually going to catch on
484
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:22,355
- what we're doing to him?
- I hope not.
485
00:21:22,357 --> 00:21:25,024
Oh, this is way better than charades.
486
00:21:25,026 --> 00:21:27,527
Okay, the next one is gonna be Airplane!
487
00:21:27,529 --> 00:21:30,797
Make sure we all say The Birds.
488
00:21:35,319 --> 00:21:38,412
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