1 00:00:05,885 --> 00:00:07,694 All right, all right, all right, uh... 2 00:00:07,887 --> 00:00:09,771 Hi, Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man, 3 00:00:09,906 --> 00:00:12,257 talking about experience. 4 00:00:12,358 --> 00:00:14,350 It's a word. It's a thing. 5 00:00:14,411 --> 00:00:17,662 Vague and boring thing. 6 00:00:20,066 --> 00:00:22,208 Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man, 7 00:00:22,401 --> 00:00:27,121 holding an empty legal pad with no information, 8 00:00:27,215 --> 00:00:29,841 nothing on it! 9 00:00:31,711 --> 00:00:34,220 Hey, good morning, handsome. 10 00:00:34,372 --> 00:00:37,557 No time for compliments, honey. I got to get this vlog written. 11 00:00:37,708 --> 00:00:40,118 -Well, why are you in here? -Eh, it's quieter in here. 12 00:00:40,178 --> 00:00:42,044 Too many distractions in my office. 13 00:00:42,064 --> 00:00:44,455 You've got to stop buying me model cars. 14 00:00:44,516 --> 00:00:47,716 Well, maybe the problem is you don't have your lucky pen. 15 00:00:47,778 --> 00:00:49,977 Yeah, I don't know what I did with my lucky pen. 16 00:00:50,130 --> 00:00:51,646 It was around here. I sure could use it, 17 00:00:51,740 --> 00:00:53,314 'cause this is an important vlog, honey. 18 00:00:53,408 --> 00:00:55,224 -This is tenth anniversary. -All right. 19 00:00:55,285 --> 00:00:57,969 I got it. I will be out of your hair in one minute. 20 00:00:57,987 --> 00:00:59,079 Okay, thanks. 21 00:00:59,230 --> 00:01:00,563 Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man... 22 00:01:00,624 --> 00:01:02,807 (plastic bag crackling) 23 00:01:02,867 --> 00:01:04,826 Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man, 24 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:07,995 talking about a very tasteless 25 00:01:08,090 --> 00:01:09,923 rice cereal. 26 00:01:10,074 --> 00:01:13,000 Almost done. I'm almost done. Almost. 27 00:01:13,095 --> 00:01:15,428 All right. Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man, 28 00:01:15,621 --> 00:01:18,414 talking about-- oh, perseverance. 29 00:01:18,433 --> 00:01:20,007 Perseverance. 30 00:01:20,102 --> 00:01:23,061 I'm sure Aristotle said something about perseverance. 31 00:01:25,464 --> 00:01:27,732 Perseverance. 32 00:01:41,498 --> 00:01:43,039 (spits) 33 00:01:43,908 --> 00:01:45,683 (Vanessa spitting) 34 00:01:45,743 --> 00:01:47,794 (coughing) 35 00:01:47,987 --> 00:01:49,254 (laughs) 36 00:01:50,323 --> 00:01:51,689 Really? 37 00:01:52,658 --> 00:01:53,875 -The milk. Uh, sorry. No, go ahead. -Yeah. 38 00:01:54,010 --> 00:01:55,543 Perseverance and Aristotle and... 39 00:01:55,695 --> 00:01:58,045 Yeah, I'm just gonna look it up on Google later. 40 00:01:58,140 --> 00:02:00,047 I got to find that pen. I need that lucky pen. 41 00:02:00,142 --> 00:02:02,142 (disposal grinding) 42 00:02:02,335 --> 00:02:04,102 (Vanessa gasps) 43 00:02:05,930 --> 00:02:08,556 (laughs, stammers) 44 00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:11,042 Your-your lucky pen. 45 00:02:11,144 --> 00:02:12,877 Uh... 46 00:02:12,937 --> 00:02:15,638 Pieces of it. (chuckles) 47 00:02:15,657 --> 00:02:17,907 ♪ ♪ 48 00:02:24,449 --> 00:02:26,666 (exhales) 49 00:02:28,211 --> 00:02:30,253 (ball thudding) 50 00:02:35,368 --> 00:02:36,659 (thudding stops) 51 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:38,678 Oh, thank you, God. 52 00:02:38,871 --> 00:02:41,514 (ball thudding) 53 00:02:41,707 --> 00:02:44,575 That's it, I'm not coming on Sunday. 54 00:02:44,594 --> 00:02:46,244 He's still bouncing that ball? 55 00:02:46,346 --> 00:02:48,246 I hope so, 'cause I can still hear it. 56 00:02:48,306 --> 00:02:49,856 I think it's time for an intervention. 57 00:02:50,007 --> 00:02:51,432 Okay. 58 00:02:51,568 --> 00:02:54,277 You be good cop, and I'll be the guy that kills him. 59 00:02:58,557 --> 00:03:00,200 Hey, Mike, Mike, Mike. 60 00:03:00,393 --> 00:03:02,202 Mike, what's with the bouncy-bouncy here? 61 00:03:02,395 --> 00:03:03,761 W-What's going on? 62 00:03:03,821 --> 00:03:05,854 I can't think of a topic for my new vlog, 63 00:03:05,916 --> 00:03:09,784 and normally one comes to me after about 20 bounces. 64 00:03:09,936 --> 00:03:12,795 -All right, where are you at now? -At 1,033. 65 00:03:14,207 --> 00:03:15,773 I understand why you're struggling. 66 00:03:15,833 --> 00:03:17,608 It's the tenth anniversary. It's the big one. 67 00:03:17,627 --> 00:03:20,278 The one that has to top all the ones that came before it. 68 00:03:20,338 --> 00:03:22,129 The Beyoncé of vlogs. 69 00:03:22,282 --> 00:03:24,615 Well, it c-- Maybe, uh, some fresh air would help. 70 00:03:24,676 --> 00:03:26,467 Maybe take a walk around the block. 71 00:03:26,619 --> 00:03:28,135 -Or to Kansas. -Mm-hmm. 72 00:03:28,230 --> 00:03:30,455 -Huh? -A change of scenery might do you good. 73 00:03:30,515 --> 00:03:33,215 Try writing at home. You do very good work there. 74 00:03:33,276 --> 00:03:36,051 I already tried that. Vanessa wants me to fix the disposal. 75 00:03:36,112 --> 00:03:37,886 Why don't you just hire someone to fix it? 76 00:03:37,906 --> 00:03:39,464 Problem with that: I'm a man. 77 00:03:39,482 --> 00:03:41,983 When something goes wrong in my castle, I fix it. 78 00:03:42,135 --> 00:03:43,634 Something goes wrong in my castle, 79 00:03:43,653 --> 00:03:45,203 I'm assuming it has something to do with ghosts. 80 00:03:46,139 --> 00:03:48,564 I own an actual castle. 81 00:03:48,625 --> 00:03:51,142 Listen, I'm just gonna stick around here, pace a little bit. 82 00:03:51,202 --> 00:03:53,569 I'll figure it out. I just need some time by myself, guys. 83 00:03:53,672 --> 00:03:55,755 I will give you $200 cash money 84 00:03:55,948 --> 00:03:58,165 to check into the Marriott down the road. 85 00:03:59,261 --> 00:04:01,335 Hey, Mikey, why don't you come into my office. 86 00:04:01,429 --> 00:04:03,263 I'll put on some Tito Puente. 87 00:04:03,414 --> 00:04:04,913 -A little mambo to break that writer's block. Hey. -Yeah. 88 00:04:04,975 --> 00:04:06,933 You're gonna play jazz music? Never mind. 89 00:04:07,126 --> 00:04:08,768 I will handle this at home, 90 00:04:08,961 --> 00:04:11,345 and I'll just take care of the disposal myself. 91 00:04:11,498 --> 00:04:14,181 Why don't you have Vanessa go online and hire a handyman? 92 00:04:14,334 --> 00:04:16,000 Hey, there's a good idea. 93 00:04:16,111 --> 00:04:17,593 Why don't I hire somebody else to do the work around my house? 94 00:04:17,654 --> 00:04:19,670 What do I do after that, huh? Oh, I know. 95 00:04:19,772 --> 00:04:21,764 I'll stop by the salon and get a mani-pedi. 96 00:04:21,825 --> 00:04:23,432 Don't knock it, Mikey. 97 00:04:23,493 --> 00:04:25,192 I met two wives like that. 98 00:04:25,287 --> 00:04:26,953 Come on. Come on now. 99 00:04:31,108 --> 00:04:33,351 (squeals) I forgot how good this show was. 100 00:04:33,411 --> 00:04:35,853 Oh, my God, we have been watching this for five hours. 101 00:04:35,913 --> 00:04:38,706 -Mm. My legs are numb. -Time for one more? 102 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:41,526 Sure. We'll stop when it hits my arms. 103 00:04:41,586 --> 00:04:43,027 (music playing over TV) 104 00:04:43,046 --> 00:04:44,879 -Hey. What are you guys doing? -Hey. 105 00:04:45,031 --> 00:04:47,307 Oh, well, Mandy discovered that one of our favorite shows ever, 106 00:04:47,458 --> 00:04:50,034 The League of Super Ladies, is streaming. 107 00:04:50,094 --> 00:04:52,703 Oh, yeah? What's that streaming on? Lame-o-Vision? 108 00:04:52,764 --> 00:04:55,148 -The, uh, Stink Channel? -Yeah. 109 00:04:55,341 --> 00:04:56,874 Yeah, yeah. Poop TV? 110 00:04:56,934 --> 00:04:59,652 Uh, Channel Nobody Watches This? 111 00:04:59,804 --> 00:05:01,879 Hey, The League is not lame. 112 00:05:01,939 --> 00:05:04,231 -Super Ladies kicks ass. -Yeah. 113 00:05:04,384 --> 00:05:06,050 Needles, needles, needles, needles. 114 00:05:06,110 --> 00:05:08,386 Do you guys even know anything about the show? 115 00:05:08,404 --> 00:05:10,163 Uh, four high school girls walking past the old power plant 116 00:05:10,356 --> 00:05:12,073 when it gets struck by lightning. 117 00:05:12,167 --> 00:05:13,741 (imitates snoring) 118 00:05:13,835 --> 00:05:16,227 (yawns) I am sleepy. 119 00:05:16,245 --> 00:05:19,005 You're awfully informed for two guys who don't like it. 120 00:05:19,198 --> 00:05:21,507 Uh, well, as podcasters, we are obliged to know 121 00:05:21,700 --> 00:05:25,011 everything about the sci-fi/ fantasy/superhero universe. 122 00:05:25,204 --> 00:05:28,422 -Oh, you forgot a slash: Middle-earth. -Mm. 123 00:05:28,575 --> 00:05:31,184 -(both imitate snoring) -RYAN: Okay, look, guys. 124 00:05:31,377 --> 00:05:33,853 When it comes to superheroes, there is the real thing-- 125 00:05:34,046 --> 00:05:37,248 Toxic Titans-- and then there are imitators, 126 00:05:37,266 --> 00:05:38,841 like League of Super Ladies. 127 00:05:38,902 --> 00:05:40,768 Okay, why don't you just watch an episode with us? 128 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:42,420 This next one is so good. 129 00:05:42,438 --> 00:05:45,256 Oh, yeah, Dazzle is captured by Queen Andromeda, 130 00:05:45,274 --> 00:05:47,533 who gives her amnesia with a memory puff. 131 00:05:47,726 --> 00:05:49,035 But Mascara is able to reverse it 132 00:05:49,186 --> 00:05:50,686 by flying her through a hyper-void. 133 00:05:50,747 --> 00:05:53,873 Huh. Does, uh, that sound familiar, Kyle? 134 00:05:54,066 --> 00:05:57,618 I don't know, um, Toxic Titans, volume 12, issue two: 135 00:05:57,712 --> 00:06:00,121 "A Trip Down Memory Pain." 136 00:06:01,290 --> 00:06:03,941 Everyone stole storylines from the great Bill Lamp, okay? 137 00:06:04,043 --> 00:06:06,201 Creator of Toxic Titans, godfather of graphic novels. 138 00:06:06,221 --> 00:06:07,703 Unparalleled genius. 139 00:06:07,764 --> 00:06:09,296 It's not anything against the Super Ladies. 140 00:06:09,449 --> 00:06:12,708 It's just that Lamp turned his light on first. 141 00:06:12,811 --> 00:06:15,786 Well, The League of Super Ladies 142 00:06:15,847 --> 00:06:18,139 (clears throat) first aired in April '92. 143 00:06:18,291 --> 00:06:22,793 Toxic Titans volume 12 wasn't even published until '95. 144 00:06:22,854 --> 00:06:26,130 Well, looks like your unparalleled genius 145 00:06:26,149 --> 00:06:28,390 stole a storyline from our lame little show. 146 00:06:28,451 --> 00:06:30,743 -No. That's impossible. -Don't you want to watch 147 00:06:30,895 --> 00:06:32,745 -an episode now that you know that Bill Lamp was a huge fan? -Mm-hmm. 148 00:06:32,938 --> 00:06:35,823 Yeah, hard pass. Come on. 149 00:06:35,917 --> 00:06:39,477 Yeah, enjoy watching your Rube Tube. 150 00:06:39,537 --> 00:06:42,797 (chuckles) Oh, man, I am on fire! 151 00:06:46,486 --> 00:06:49,170 Hey, babe, that handyman parked his van 152 00:06:49,264 --> 00:06:50,913 right in the middle of the driveway. 153 00:06:50,974 --> 00:06:52,840 Uh, yeah-- uh, look, don't worry about that. 154 00:06:52,976 --> 00:06:55,584 Listen, honey, um, you're not gonna believe this. 155 00:06:55,645 --> 00:06:57,419 What, that you hired a handyman and he's inconsiderate? 156 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:59,272 -Yeah, I believe it. -(stammers) Wait, wait. 157 00:06:59,423 --> 00:07:01,274 Turns out that he's one of the bosses of the company, 158 00:07:01,467 --> 00:07:03,258 and when he found out that this is your house, 159 00:07:03,319 --> 00:07:05,019 he came himself so he could meet you. 160 00:07:05,113 --> 00:07:07,004 Do-- Have you looked at him? Does-does he looks nuts? 161 00:07:07,106 --> 00:07:09,615 Uh, yeah, a little bit. Yeah. 162 00:07:09,808 --> 00:07:11,451 (laughs): He's a little bit crazy. 163 00:07:11,602 --> 00:07:13,101 -Okay, but come on. -No, no, no. 164 00:07:13,163 --> 00:07:14,954 -Yeah. No. Honey. -I-I don't have time for this. 165 00:07:15,105 --> 00:07:16,438 I got an idea for the vlog in the car on the way home. 166 00:07:16,458 --> 00:07:18,332 -Come... -Please listen. Just listen to me. 167 00:07:18,484 --> 00:07:20,034 -Yeah. All right. -I want to say that everybody is different. 168 00:07:20,128 --> 00:07:21,568 -Uh-huh, uh-huh. -We're different like snowflakes. 169 00:07:21,671 --> 00:07:23,129 -Yeah, yeah, okay. -You know, in a good way. 170 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:24,355 -Yeah. -Not the whiny liberal way. 171 00:07:24,373 --> 00:07:25,873 -Okay. -Just hold it. 172 00:07:26,009 --> 00:07:29,969 Listen, what I want to say is everybody is unique... 173 00:07:30,829 --> 00:07:32,930 There he is. 174 00:07:33,975 --> 00:07:36,142 -There I am. There I am. -Mm-hmm. 175 00:07:43,818 --> 00:07:45,726 Th-This, this is bizarre. 176 00:07:45,878 --> 00:07:47,394 This is bizarre, sorry. 177 00:07:47,547 --> 00:07:49,972 -Freaky. -Yeah, I know. Isn't it great? (chuckles) 178 00:07:50,074 --> 00:07:52,492 Whoa. 179 00:07:52,643 --> 00:07:55,569 Y-You look just like me, except his hair's a little grayer. 180 00:07:55,663 --> 00:07:59,540 -VANESSA: Yeah. -And you look just like me, but you color your hair. 181 00:08:00,835 --> 00:08:02,651 (chuckles) Hey, what? 182 00:08:02,712 --> 00:08:04,411 I don't color my hair. 183 00:08:04,564 --> 00:08:06,564 Well, anyway, Tim Taylor. 184 00:08:06,582 --> 00:08:08,156 -Mike Baxter. -Hey. 185 00:08:08,176 --> 00:08:10,176 You know, uh, th-this is just like The Parent Trap, 186 00:08:10,345 --> 00:08:12,737 o-only it's The Grandparent Trap. 187 00:08:12,797 --> 00:08:14,905 (laughter) 188 00:08:14,966 --> 00:08:17,332 She's funny. You must laugh all day long with this. 189 00:08:17,393 --> 00:08:19,744 Yeah, it's like living with Howie Mandel. 190 00:08:19,804 --> 00:08:22,188 I'm gonna get my phone, which is upstairs. 191 00:08:22,381 --> 00:08:24,598 And if there are three of you when I get back down here, 192 00:08:24,751 --> 00:08:26,859 then I will know that this is a dream. 193 00:08:28,512 --> 00:08:30,421 I like chatting with your wife. She's a lot of fun. 194 00:08:30,481 --> 00:08:32,106 How come we've never met before? 195 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:33,682 Well, I'm not from here. I'm from Detroit. 196 00:08:33,701 --> 00:08:35,034 I'm just out here checking on 197 00:08:35,227 --> 00:08:37,036 one of our franchises for Binford Tools. 198 00:08:37,187 --> 00:08:39,705 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Binford Tools. They make great stuff. 199 00:08:39,898 --> 00:08:41,374 Well, anyway, a lot of people have been telling me 200 00:08:41,525 --> 00:08:43,376 for a long time that there's this outdoor guy 201 00:08:43,569 --> 00:08:45,436 that looks just like me, and, well... 202 00:08:45,454 --> 00:08:47,454 So they're talking about me in Detroit? 203 00:08:47,549 --> 00:08:50,032 Well, what else is there to talk about? 204 00:08:50,093 --> 00:08:53,035 -Certainly not the Lions. -(both laugh) 205 00:08:53,054 --> 00:08:53,944 Ooh. 206 00:08:53,963 --> 00:08:55,446 Yeah. 207 00:08:55,506 --> 00:08:57,039 The other day, when your wife's call came in, 208 00:08:57,100 --> 00:08:58,874 there was buzz around the office. 209 00:08:58,935 --> 00:09:01,394 They said, "This is the job at the Outdoor Man's house." 210 00:09:01,545 --> 00:09:04,305 And I said-- So I-I really had to go out and take the job. 211 00:09:04,399 --> 00:09:06,214 Well, you're lucky, 'cause I don't hire many handymen. 212 00:09:06,276 --> 00:09:07,641 I'm pretty good with tools myself. 213 00:09:07,777 --> 00:09:10,903 And yet, here I am. 214 00:09:12,023 --> 00:09:13,631 I-I was pretty famous myself. 215 00:09:13,649 --> 00:09:16,300 I had this TV show for eight years called Tool Time. 216 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:18,244 And yet, here you are. 217 00:09:19,622 --> 00:09:21,396 It ran eight years. 218 00:09:21,499 --> 00:09:22,915 They called me The Tool Man. 219 00:09:23,108 --> 00:09:26,644 (grunting): Oh-oh. Ah-ha. Oh. Oh. 220 00:09:26,662 --> 00:09:28,162 (Tim laughs) 221 00:09:28,256 --> 00:09:30,405 Kind of my thing, 'cause it was, you know, me... 222 00:09:30,508 --> 00:09:31,665 (grunting): Oh-oh. 223 00:09:31,759 --> 00:09:34,501 Ho, ho, ho. 224 00:09:34,596 --> 00:09:36,429 (chuckles) 225 00:09:37,473 --> 00:09:40,057 A little annoying. (chuckles) 226 00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:42,660 Yeah. Listen. 227 00:09:42,678 --> 00:09:45,104 Welcome to your Disposerator 2000. 228 00:09:45,297 --> 00:09:48,423 Eggshells, leftovers, incriminating evidence-- 229 00:09:48,484 --> 00:09:50,292 that'll grind up everything. 230 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:53,003 Plus, I also added 220 volts, 231 00:09:53,105 --> 00:09:55,339 double-auger big-speed one core-- 232 00:09:55,358 --> 00:09:57,174 (grunting): yo, oh, oh, more power! 233 00:09:57,276 --> 00:09:59,193 (laughs) 234 00:09:59,287 --> 00:10:01,679 Still annoying. 235 00:10:01,739 --> 00:10:03,347 Let's give it a shot. Ready? 236 00:10:03,407 --> 00:10:06,042 Drop it in. You go anytime. 237 00:10:07,745 --> 00:10:09,703 (laughs) Yeah. 238 00:10:09,839 --> 00:10:13,374 -Do you also fix ceilings? -Eh, it's not a big deal. 239 00:10:13,509 --> 00:10:15,259 Oh, no. 240 00:10:19,974 --> 00:10:21,641 Okay, let's play Monopoly. 241 00:10:21,834 --> 00:10:25,870 Prepare to lose, in six or seven hours. 242 00:10:25,888 --> 00:10:27,146 Uh, yeah, before we start, 243 00:10:27,339 --> 00:10:29,148 we have a little presentation for you. 244 00:10:29,299 --> 00:10:30,875 Presentation? 245 00:10:30,935 --> 00:10:32,985 Is this about how Monopoly is pro-capitalist again? 246 00:10:33,178 --> 00:10:36,638 We know. The guy wears a tuxedo and a top hat. 247 00:10:36,658 --> 00:10:39,992 One Bill Lamp has been accused of the high crime of plagiarism. 248 00:10:40,144 --> 00:10:41,902 -Oh, gosh. You guys are still on this? -(sighs) 249 00:10:41,996 --> 00:10:44,479 And we have two theories that would explain 250 00:10:44,499 --> 00:10:47,983 why Mr. Lamp's Toxic Titans volume 12, issue two, 251 00:10:48,002 --> 00:10:52,672 has a similar plot to an episode of League of Super Ladies, 252 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:54,507 which aired three years prior. 253 00:10:54,700 --> 00:10:57,343 -Ryan. -Thank you, Kyle. 254 00:10:57,536 --> 00:10:59,178 Theory number one: 255 00:10:59,371 --> 00:11:01,013 Bill Lamp was known to work on his stories 256 00:11:01,206 --> 00:11:03,073 years before they were published. 257 00:11:03,134 --> 00:11:05,910 And he was also known to have a very loud speaking voice 258 00:11:05,970 --> 00:11:08,670 and to frequent hotel bars for the nuts. 259 00:11:08,690 --> 00:11:11,339 (laughs) Now I know why you idolize him. 260 00:11:11,442 --> 00:11:13,025 (laughs) 261 00:11:13,177 --> 00:11:14,919 Is it not possible then that an eager young writer 262 00:11:14,979 --> 00:11:17,846 with less than noble intent would place himself... 263 00:11:17,865 --> 00:11:21,592 -Or herself. -...in said hotel bar in order to overhear 264 00:11:21,610 --> 00:11:23,703 an inebriated genius, high on gin and cashews, 265 00:11:23,896 --> 00:11:25,930 recite his stories out loud? 266 00:11:25,990 --> 00:11:29,191 How dare he or she? 267 00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:31,936 This might take longer than Monopoly. 268 00:11:32,037 --> 00:11:34,271 Yeah, and would it really be so terrible if your hero, 269 00:11:34,331 --> 00:11:37,365 -Bill Lamp, was inspired by our favorite show? -Yeah. 270 00:11:37,427 --> 00:11:39,367 Yeah, it would. 271 00:11:39,429 --> 00:11:41,369 It's beneath him. 272 00:11:41,389 --> 00:11:42,947 Wow. Okay, you know what? 273 00:11:43,007 --> 00:11:44,782 We may not want to hang out with you guys tonight. 274 00:11:44,842 --> 00:11:46,208 Yeah, agreed. You two can play 275 00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:48,469 in your little comic book courtroom alone. 276 00:11:48,563 --> 00:11:50,804 -Ooh, sushi? -Sounds great. 277 00:11:50,898 --> 00:11:53,457 You guys haven't even heard theory number two yet. 278 00:11:53,476 --> 00:11:55,901 Yeah, it's time travel! 279 00:11:58,631 --> 00:12:01,131 Oh, come on, Mike. Why don't you just let Tim fix it? 280 00:12:01,233 --> 00:12:03,075 No, I'm not gonna do what this country does-- 281 00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:06,078 outsource work that I can do myself. 282 00:12:07,582 --> 00:12:09,640 How can you not have this guy's back? 283 00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:11,658 He-he looks just like you. 284 00:12:11,753 --> 00:12:15,570 You know, I don't care how handsome the guy is. 285 00:12:15,631 --> 00:12:17,405 He blew up my disposal. 286 00:12:17,467 --> 00:12:18,924 And why are you defending him? 287 00:12:19,117 --> 00:12:20,909 I don't know. I kind of like him. 288 00:12:21,012 --> 00:12:22,762 You know, we had this long conversation 289 00:12:22,913 --> 00:12:24,263 while we were waiting for you, and it turns out 290 00:12:24,456 --> 00:12:27,341 he's got three grown kids-- only boys. 291 00:12:27,435 --> 00:12:29,602 I mean, he's smart, he's funny. 292 00:12:29,795 --> 00:12:31,328 You guys-- you're a lot alike. 293 00:12:31,347 --> 00:12:34,681 You might want to remember who you're married to. 294 00:12:34,776 --> 00:12:36,776 Oh, well, that's easy. 295 00:12:36,969 --> 00:12:38,593 It's the guy in my bedroom. (chuckles) 296 00:12:38,654 --> 00:12:39,928 Wait, wait. 297 00:12:39,989 --> 00:12:42,239 You-you're Mike, right? 298 00:12:43,442 --> 00:12:45,600 Yes, and Tim is that guy 299 00:12:45,661 --> 00:12:47,435 that makes the obnoxious ape sounds. 300 00:12:47,497 --> 00:12:48,937 What's up with that? 301 00:12:48,998 --> 00:12:52,032 I think it's kind of funny. (laughs) 302 00:12:52,126 --> 00:12:54,109 I think he leans into it a little much, right? 303 00:12:54,170 --> 00:12:55,869 Probably why that show of his got canceled. 304 00:12:56,005 --> 00:12:57,538 No, it did not get canceled. 305 00:12:57,673 --> 00:12:59,206 He said he just didn't want to do it anymore. 306 00:12:59,358 --> 00:13:00,691 You know what I don't want to do anymore? 307 00:13:00,751 --> 00:13:02,209 Have him work on the damn disposal. 308 00:13:02,345 --> 00:13:03,877 I got to get this vlog done. 309 00:13:04,030 --> 00:13:05,638 I need some peace and quiet around here. 310 00:13:05,789 --> 00:13:07,381 Well, what happened to that one about how everybody's unique? 311 00:13:07,475 --> 00:13:08,866 (chuckles) 312 00:13:08,926 --> 00:13:11,702 That was pretty relevant until today. 313 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:14,538 Well, you know what, just let him fix what he broke. 314 00:13:14,598 --> 00:13:16,056 He's got a lot of pride. 315 00:13:16,208 --> 00:13:17,558 Oh, you know what? 316 00:13:17,652 --> 00:13:19,877 Maybe, maybe you could use one of his grunts 317 00:13:19,895 --> 00:13:22,655 in your vlog, you know, just give it more power. 318 00:13:22,848 --> 00:13:25,282 Like this. (grunting) 319 00:13:29,372 --> 00:13:32,581 I'd rather get shot in the head with a carrot. 320 00:13:33,893 --> 00:13:35,150 You know what I'm gonna do? 321 00:13:35,211 --> 00:13:38,003 Tomorrow morning, I'm gonna look in those 322 00:13:38,172 --> 00:13:41,899 steely blue eyes and that perfect nose and say, 323 00:13:41,959 --> 00:13:44,176 "You're out of here, man." 324 00:13:46,538 --> 00:13:49,139 This is getting really weird. 325 00:13:51,844 --> 00:13:53,310 Just a little bit. 326 00:14:01,571 --> 00:14:03,011 Hey, Baxter, talked to your wife. 327 00:14:03,072 --> 00:14:04,771 Said you're out here. What are you doing? 328 00:14:04,924 --> 00:14:06,866 Uh, fixing the breaker 329 00:14:07,059 --> 00:14:09,943 and the more-power disposal that you fried yesterday. 330 00:14:10,037 --> 00:14:11,929 That's why I'm here. That's what I do. 331 00:14:11,989 --> 00:14:13,664 I don't think so, Tim. 332 00:14:16,068 --> 00:14:17,877 We're gonna get somebody else to finish the job. 333 00:14:18,070 --> 00:14:20,695 I suppose I don't deserve a second chance. 334 00:14:20,756 --> 00:14:23,624 That more-power stuff worked better on my show 335 00:14:23,718 --> 00:14:26,010 and not so good at my house, either. 336 00:14:26,929 --> 00:14:28,837 So we're sharing now? 337 00:14:28,931 --> 00:14:31,115 Well, not sharing. 338 00:14:31,175 --> 00:14:33,450 I always found it easier to open up when I'm just talking 339 00:14:33,469 --> 00:14:36,086 to the top half of another man's face. 340 00:14:37,214 --> 00:14:39,790 Very particular fetish you've got. 341 00:14:39,850 --> 00:14:42,292 I did it with Wilson. 342 00:14:42,311 --> 00:14:43,736 Please tell me you're not talking about 343 00:14:43,905 --> 00:14:46,721 that stupid volleyball in that Tom Hanks movie. 344 00:14:46,782 --> 00:14:48,298 I love Tom Hanks. 345 00:14:48,359 --> 00:14:50,467 I always feel like he's the second best guy 346 00:14:50,527 --> 00:14:52,912 in some of those films. 347 00:14:54,306 --> 00:14:56,974 -Who was Wilson? -Oh, one of my neighbors. 348 00:14:57,034 --> 00:14:58,325 Actually, for many, many years, 349 00:14:58,477 --> 00:14:59,643 I shared a lot of stuff with him. 350 00:14:59,703 --> 00:15:00,753 He passed away. 351 00:15:00,946 --> 00:15:03,163 I'm sorry about that. 352 00:15:03,257 --> 00:15:04,665 Yeah, me, too. 353 00:15:04,759 --> 00:15:06,833 I miss Wilson. 354 00:15:06,928 --> 00:15:10,020 I miss a lot of stuff. (stammers) 355 00:15:10,022 --> 00:15:12,506 Listen, I will get somebody out here to fix this. 356 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,975 A pro, one of our guys. It's on us. 357 00:15:19,649 --> 00:15:21,273 Damn. 358 00:15:21,466 --> 00:15:24,818 I look as good walking away as I do from the front. 359 00:15:28,107 --> 00:15:31,358 I am so glad we found this. It's too perfect. 360 00:15:31,510 --> 00:15:33,768 Ready to make a couple of little boys cry? 361 00:15:33,829 --> 00:15:36,697 -No, that's bullying. -I'm talking about our husbands. 362 00:15:36,791 --> 00:15:39,107 (laughs): Oh, yeah, that's different. 363 00:15:39,126 --> 00:15:41,609 Hey, guys, can you come in here for a second? 364 00:15:41,671 --> 00:15:43,445 Hey, what's up? 365 00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:45,280 We're trying to figure out what to do with our next podcast. 366 00:15:45,299 --> 00:15:48,041 Yeah, we want to do an episode about how Bill Lamp was robbed 367 00:15:48,135 --> 00:15:51,378 by these other shows and his accountant 368 00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:52,879 and his brother-in-law. 369 00:15:53,032 --> 00:15:55,349 But we don't want him to seem like a sucker. 370 00:15:56,218 --> 00:15:57,868 Uh, this will be quick. 371 00:15:57,928 --> 00:16:01,205 You were right about the League of Super Ladies. 372 00:16:01,306 --> 00:16:05,058 Totally not on the same level as Toxic Titans. 373 00:16:05,152 --> 00:16:08,303 Babe, I mean, you can't be expected to know as much as I do 374 00:16:08,406 --> 00:16:10,063 about the genre. 375 00:16:10,157 --> 00:16:12,232 I mean, I've been reading since I was a little kid. 376 00:16:12,326 --> 00:16:14,384 I was practically a nerd. 377 00:16:14,445 --> 00:16:16,620 No. 378 00:16:18,207 --> 00:16:21,725 We finally realized that their writers were... 379 00:16:21,785 --> 00:16:23,669 Hmm, what-what was it? 380 00:16:23,820 --> 00:16:25,653 -Losers? Posers? -Hmm. 381 00:16:25,715 --> 00:16:27,564 Hacks? 382 00:16:27,666 --> 00:16:31,677 Well, I mean, that's a little harsh. 383 00:16:31,870 --> 00:16:33,887 -But yeah. -Yeah. 384 00:16:34,965 --> 00:16:36,664 Wait, what's this? 385 00:16:36,684 --> 00:16:39,000 Bill Lamp wrote 16 episodes 386 00:16:39,061 --> 00:16:43,413 of League of Super Ladies between '91 and '93? 387 00:16:43,474 --> 00:16:45,691 That can't be right. Ryan, tell them that's not right! 388 00:16:45,884 --> 00:16:47,509 Kyle, just let me read this, okay? 389 00:16:47,611 --> 00:16:49,770 -Legitimate website. -Mm-hmm. 390 00:16:49,905 --> 00:16:52,422 Television episodes. Oh, my God. 391 00:16:52,441 --> 00:16:53,866 Bill Lamp wrote 16 episodes 392 00:16:54,059 --> 00:16:55,850 of League of Super Ladies from '91 to '93! 393 00:16:55,911 --> 00:16:58,278 No, that's the same thing Kristin just said! 394 00:16:58,372 --> 00:17:00,947 He wrote it under the pseudonym William Chandelier. 395 00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:03,267 Ah! Man, that's a cool name. 396 00:17:03,327 --> 00:17:05,044 -Yeah, that's so Bill. -(chuckles) 397 00:17:05,195 --> 00:17:06,770 But I don't understand-- I mean, why did he feel like 398 00:17:06,789 --> 00:17:08,547 he needed to hide his identity? 399 00:17:08,740 --> 00:17:10,941 Maybe because he knew some of his diehard graphic novel fans 400 00:17:11,043 --> 00:17:13,868 can be elitist snobs who don't respect other people's feelings. 401 00:17:13,929 --> 00:17:15,779 MANDY: You know, we love our show 402 00:17:15,839 --> 00:17:17,798 just as much as you guys love Toxic Titans. 403 00:17:17,892 --> 00:17:19,449 When we were little girls, 404 00:17:19,510 --> 00:17:22,770 it made us feel like we could be powerful, too. 405 00:17:23,847 --> 00:17:26,640 We owe you an apology. 406 00:17:26,734 --> 00:17:27,974 -Thank you. -Mm-hmm. 407 00:17:28,110 --> 00:17:30,460 You know what? And I have an idea about 408 00:17:30,521 --> 00:17:32,462 what we can do for our podcast. 409 00:17:32,523 --> 00:17:36,057 We should devote the whole hour to League of Super Ladies. 410 00:17:36,118 --> 00:17:40,137 And we happen to know two experts. 411 00:17:40,197 --> 00:17:41,471 Will you do it? 412 00:17:41,532 --> 00:17:44,750 Well, it is a call-in show. 413 00:17:44,943 --> 00:17:47,402 Might give a chance for some of those fans 414 00:17:47,463 --> 00:17:50,071 -to talk to a real girl. -(laughs) 415 00:17:50,132 --> 00:17:51,965 Let's do it. 416 00:17:53,969 --> 00:17:58,171 It really is uncanny how much you look like Mike. 417 00:17:58,324 --> 00:18:00,915 I mean, if-if-if Mike stopped coloring his hair. 418 00:18:00,976 --> 00:18:04,085 Did you enjoy all that attention you received 419 00:18:04,146 --> 00:18:06,330 -from the employees as you walked through the store? -Yeah. 420 00:18:06,348 --> 00:18:07,922 Actually, it was, it was kind of fun. 421 00:18:07,983 --> 00:18:10,334 I-I gave a woman down there a big discount 422 00:18:10,352 --> 00:18:11,926 on a tent and a shotgun. 423 00:18:11,946 --> 00:18:14,020 -(laughs) -Hey, hey, can you do us a favor? 424 00:18:14,156 --> 00:18:16,356 C-Can you read this and let us film you? 425 00:18:16,508 --> 00:18:17,507 -Sure. -Yeah. 426 00:18:17,609 --> 00:18:19,118 Now, why am I doing this again? 427 00:18:19,269 --> 00:18:20,694 Because there are some words that need to be said 428 00:18:20,788 --> 00:18:21,862 from that face. 429 00:18:21,956 --> 00:18:23,864 Chuck, what can I say? 430 00:18:23,958 --> 00:18:25,457 You're right and I'm wrong again. 431 00:18:25,650 --> 00:18:27,200 (laughter) 432 00:18:27,353 --> 00:18:28,685 -Come on, do mine, do mine, do mine. -Do his. 433 00:18:28,704 --> 00:18:29,870 All right, all right, all right. 434 00:18:29,964 --> 00:18:32,372 Jazz is America's greatest art form. 435 00:18:32,508 --> 00:18:33,540 -Yeah. -(laughs) 436 00:18:33,692 --> 00:18:34,782 MIKE: Hey. 437 00:18:34,844 --> 00:18:36,543 I invited him to see me, not you two. 438 00:18:36,679 --> 00:18:37,970 What can I say, Mike? 439 00:18:38,139 --> 00:18:40,714 You're right and I'm wrong again. 440 00:18:40,808 --> 00:18:43,642 -(laughing) -(Ed scatting) 441 00:18:45,479 --> 00:18:46,887 Hey, come on in. 442 00:18:46,981 --> 00:18:48,814 Your guy from Binford did a great job. 443 00:18:49,007 --> 00:18:52,042 He fixed the breaker box and the disposal, 444 00:18:52,060 --> 00:18:56,021 and not one vegetable stuck in my ceiling. 445 00:18:56,173 --> 00:18:57,881 He said that, uh, you actually are a great guy. 446 00:18:57,941 --> 00:19:00,308 I was worried he went to the wrong house. 447 00:19:00,411 --> 00:19:01,809 He also had time to show me 448 00:19:01,871 --> 00:19:04,621 where I could find these on the Internet. 449 00:19:05,449 --> 00:19:07,057 Wow. 450 00:19:07,117 --> 00:19:08,408 My old shows. 451 00:19:08,502 --> 00:19:09,910 I've been watching some of these. 452 00:19:10,004 --> 00:19:11,670 Just want you to know, I think... 453 00:19:11,821 --> 00:19:13,655 Oh, boy, here we go. 454 00:19:13,716 --> 00:19:16,066 I think these are great. 455 00:19:16,084 --> 00:19:17,843 Well-produced, clever, funny. 456 00:19:18,012 --> 00:19:20,345 I really like these. They're great. 457 00:19:20,497 --> 00:19:22,163 Why did you quit doing this? 458 00:19:22,183 --> 00:19:25,684 Because they were great, and as soon as I finished one show, 459 00:19:25,877 --> 00:19:29,521 I got to thinking, "Can I make the next one as great?" 460 00:19:29,714 --> 00:19:32,691 And... ah, it-it's really hard to understand. 461 00:19:32,884 --> 00:19:35,252 Oh, I understand that. 462 00:19:35,312 --> 00:19:37,029 I'm kind of running out of ideas. 463 00:19:37,180 --> 00:19:38,697 There's only so many tools out there, you know? 464 00:19:38,890 --> 00:19:42,242 But there's an unlimited number of things you can build. 465 00:19:43,579 --> 00:19:45,429 I loved it. 466 00:19:45,489 --> 00:19:47,039 Do you miss it? 467 00:19:47,232 --> 00:19:49,691 I do. 468 00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,376 Well, I think we have two reasons why you might want 469 00:19:51,569 --> 00:19:53,770 to think of rebooting that Tool Time show. 470 00:19:53,872 --> 00:19:56,030 Maybe this time, add more power. 471 00:19:56,091 --> 00:19:58,842 (grunting): Oh-oh, oh-oh. 472 00:20:00,054 --> 00:20:03,263 When you do it, it's annoying. 473 00:20:10,305 --> 00:20:12,622 Hey, Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man, 474 00:20:12,683 --> 00:20:17,236 celebrating-- woo-hoo-- the tenth anniversary of this vlog. 475 00:20:17,404 --> 00:20:20,572 Do you know what Aristotle, Alexander the Great 476 00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:22,890 and the great Ronald Reagan had in common? 477 00:20:22,952 --> 00:20:25,744 They all loved jelly beans? I don't know. 478 00:20:25,895 --> 00:20:27,913 Just a guess, but who doesn't love them? 479 00:20:28,106 --> 00:20:30,732 The one thing these remarkable men had in common was 480 00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:33,252 they never stopped pushing themselves to be even better 481 00:20:33,445 --> 00:20:34,978 than they were the day before. 482 00:20:34,997 --> 00:20:36,088 Wow. 483 00:20:36,281 --> 00:20:38,315 Of Aristotle's 31 surviving works, 484 00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:41,426 the vast majority were written in the final years of his life. 485 00:20:41,619 --> 00:20:43,503 No word processing back then. 486 00:20:43,639 --> 00:20:46,172 The dude probably died of a hand cramp. 487 00:20:46,267 --> 00:20:48,267 (imitates tool clinking) 488 00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:51,328 Alexander the Great ruled over an empire all the way up 489 00:20:51,346 --> 00:20:55,774 to the day he died at the ripe old age of 32. 490 00:20:55,943 --> 00:20:58,318 Hey, he crammed a lot in, huh? 491 00:20:58,470 --> 00:21:00,094 Which brings us to the Gipper. 492 00:21:00,155 --> 00:21:02,472 While some people spend their 70s getting discounts 493 00:21:02,491 --> 00:21:05,008 at diners and falling asleep in front of the TV, 494 00:21:05,110 --> 00:21:07,511 you know what Ronald Reagan did? 495 00:21:07,571 --> 00:21:10,104 The dude crushed communism. 496 00:21:10,165 --> 00:21:13,292 It's not easy topping yourself when you're awesome, huh? 497 00:21:13,485 --> 00:21:15,869 But that's what all of us should do every day. 498 00:21:16,005 --> 00:21:17,854 I've done a hell of a lot of these vlogs 499 00:21:17,914 --> 00:21:19,631 in the last ten years. 500 00:21:19,783 --> 00:21:22,042 And you know which one I think is best? 501 00:21:22,177 --> 00:21:23,710 My next one. 502 00:21:23,862 --> 00:21:25,045 'Cause I'm just getting started. 503 00:21:25,139 --> 00:21:26,713 And I've got more power than ever. 504 00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:29,290 (grunting): Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh? 505 00:21:29,310 --> 00:21:30,976 Baxter out. 506 00:21:31,145 --> 00:21:32,702 Captioning sponsored by 20th CENTURY FOX TELEVISION 507 00:21:32,763 --> 00:21:34,438 and TOYOTA.