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All right, all right,
all right, uh...
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Hi, Mike Baxter here
for Outdoor Man,
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talking about experience.
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It's a word. It's a thing.
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Vague and boring thing.
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Mike Baxter here
for Outdoor Man,
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holding an empty legal pad
with no information,
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nothing on it!
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Hey, good morning, handsome.
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No time for compliments, honey.
I got to get this vlog written.
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-Well, why are you in here?
-Eh, it's quieter in here.
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Too many distractions
in my office.
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You've got to stop
buying me model cars.
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Well, maybe the problem is
you don't have your lucky pen.
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Yeah, I don't know
what I did with my lucky pen.
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It was around here.
I sure could use it,
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'cause this is
an important vlog, honey.
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-This is tenth anniversary.
-All right.
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I got it. I will be
out of your hair in one minute.
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Okay, thanks.
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Mike Baxter here
for Outdoor Man...
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(plastic bag crackling)
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Mike Baxter here
for Outdoor Man,
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talking about a very tasteless
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rice cereal.
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Almost done.
I'm almost done. Almost.
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All right. Mike Baxter here
for Outdoor Man,
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talking about--
oh, perseverance.
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Perseverance.
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I'm sure Aristotle said
something about perseverance.
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Perseverance.
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(spits)
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(Vanessa spitting)
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(coughing)
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(laughs)
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Really?
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-The milk. Uh, sorry.
No, go ahead.
-Yeah.
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Perseverance
and Aristotle and...
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Yeah, I'm just gonna
look it up on Google later.
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I got to find that pen.
I need that lucky pen.
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(disposal grinding)
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(Vanessa gasps)
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(laughs, stammers)
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Your-your lucky pen.
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Uh...
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Pieces of it.
(chuckles)
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♪ ♪
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(exhales)
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(ball thudding)
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(thudding stops)
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Oh, thank you, God.
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(ball thudding)
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That's it,
I'm not coming on Sunday.
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He's still bouncing that ball?
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I hope so,
'cause I can still hear it.
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I think it's time
for an intervention.
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Okay.
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You be good cop, and
I'll be the guy that kills him.
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Hey, Mike, Mike, Mike.
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Mike, what's with
the bouncy-bouncy here?
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W-What's going on?
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I can't think of
a topic for my new vlog,
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and normally one comes to me
after about 20 bounces.
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-All right,
where are you at now?
-At 1,033.
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I understand
why you're struggling.
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It's the tenth anniversary.
It's the big one.
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The one that has to top all
the ones that came before it.
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The Beyoncé of vlogs.
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Well, it c-- Maybe, uh,
some fresh air would help.
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Maybe take a walk
around the block.
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-Or to Kansas.
-Mm-hmm.
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-Huh?
-A change of scenery
might do you good.
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Try writing at home.
You do very good work there.
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I already tried that. Vanessa
wants me to fix the disposal.
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Why don't you just
hire someone to fix it?
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Problem with that: I'm a man.
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When something goes wrong
in my castle, I fix it.
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Something goes wrong
in my castle,
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I'm assuming it has
something to do with ghosts.
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I own an actual castle.
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Listen, I'm just gonna stick
around here, pace a little bit.
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I'll figure it out. I just
need some time by myself, guys.
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I will give you $200 cash money
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to check into the Marriott
down the road.
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Hey, Mikey, why don't you
come into my office.
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I'll put on some Tito Puente.
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-A little mambo to break
that writer's block. Hey.
-Yeah.
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You're gonna play jazz music?
Never mind.
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I will handle this at home,
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and I'll just take care
of the disposal myself.
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Why don't you have Vanessa
go online and hire a handyman?
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Hey, there's a good idea.
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Why don't I hire somebody else
to do the work around my house?
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What do I do after that, huh?
Oh, I know.
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I'll stop by the salon
and get a mani-pedi.
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Don't knock it, Mikey.
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I met two wives like that.
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Come on. Come on now.
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(squeals) I forgot
how good this show was.
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Oh, my God, we have been
watching this for five hours.
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-Mm. My legs are numb.
-Time for one more?
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Sure. We'll stop
when it hits my arms.
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(music playing over TV)
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-Hey. What are you guys doing?
-Hey.
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Oh, well, Mandy discovered that
one of our favorite shows ever,
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The League of Super Ladies,
is streaming.
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Oh, yeah? What's that
streaming on? Lame-o-Vision?
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-The, uh, Stink Channel?
-Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah. Poop TV?
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Uh, Channel Nobody Watches This?
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Hey, The League is not lame.
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-Super Ladies kicks ass.
-Yeah.
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Needles, needles,
needles, needles.
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Do you guys even know
anything about the show?
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Uh, four high school girls
walking past the old power plant
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when it gets
struck by lightning.
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(imitates snoring)
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(yawns)
I am sleepy.
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You're awfully informed
for two guys who don't like it.
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Uh, well, as podcasters,
we are obliged to know
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everything about the sci-fi/
fantasy/superhero universe.
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-Oh, you forgot a slash:
Middle-earth.
-Mm.
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-(both imitate snoring)
-RYAN: Okay, look, guys.
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When it comes to superheroes,
there is the real thing--
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Toxic Titans--
and then there are imitators,
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like League of Super Ladies.
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Okay, why don't you just
watch an episode with us?
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This next one is so good.
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Oh, yeah, Dazzle is captured
by Queen Andromeda,
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who gives her amnesia
with a memory puff.
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But Mascara is able
to reverse it
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by flying her through
a hyper-void.
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Huh. Does, uh,
that sound familiar, Kyle?
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I don't know, um, Toxic Titans,
volume 12, issue two:
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"A Trip Down Memory Pain."
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Everyone stole storylines
from the great Bill Lamp, okay?
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Creator of Toxic Titans,
godfather of graphic novels.
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Unparalleled genius.
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It's not anything
against the Super Ladies.
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It's just that Lamp
turned his light on first.
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Well, The League of Super Ladies
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(clears throat)
first aired in April '92.
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Toxic Titans volume 12
wasn't even published until '95.
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Well, looks like
your unparalleled genius
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stole a storyline
from our lame little show.
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-No. That's impossible.
-Don't you want to watch
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-an episode now that you know
that Bill Lamp was a huge fan?
-Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, hard pass. Come on.
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Yeah, enjoy watching
your Rube Tube.
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(chuckles)
Oh, man, I am on fire!
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Hey, babe, that handyman
parked his van
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right in the middle
of the driveway.
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Uh, yeah-- uh, look,
don't worry about that.
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Listen, honey, um,
you're not gonna believe this.
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What, that you hired a handyman
and he's inconsiderate?
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-Yeah, I believe it.
-(stammers) Wait, wait.
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Turns out that he's one of
the bosses of the company,
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and when he found out
that this is your house,
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he came himself
so he could meet you.
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Do-- Have you looked at him?
Does-does he looks nuts?
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Uh, yeah, a little bit. Yeah.
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(laughs):
He's a little bit crazy.
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-Okay, but come on.
-No, no, no.
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-Yeah. No. Honey.
-I-I don't have time for this.
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I got an idea for the vlog
in the car on the way home.
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-Come...
-Please listen.
Just listen to me.
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-Yeah. All right.
-I want to say that
everybody is different.
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-Uh-huh, uh-huh.
-We're different
like snowflakes.
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-Yeah, yeah, okay.
-You know, in a good way.
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-Yeah.
-Not the whiny liberal way.
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-Okay.
-Just hold it.
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Listen, what I want to say
is everybody is unique...
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There he is.
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-There I am. There I am.
-Mm-hmm.
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Th-This, this is bizarre.
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This is bizarre, sorry.
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-Freaky.
-Yeah, I know.
Isn't it great? (chuckles)
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Whoa.
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Y-You look just like me, except
his hair's a little grayer.
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-VANESSA: Yeah.
-And you look just like me,
but you color your hair.
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(chuckles)
Hey, what?
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I don't color my hair.
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Well, anyway, Tim Taylor.
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-Mike Baxter.
-Hey.
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You know, uh, th-this is
just like The Parent Trap,
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o-only it's
The Grandparent Trap.
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(laughter)
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She's funny. You must laugh
all day long with this.
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Yeah, it's like
living with Howie Mandel.
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I'm gonna get my phone,
which is upstairs.
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And if there are three of you
when I get back down here,
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then I will know
that this is a dream.
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I like chatting with your wife.
She's a lot of fun.
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How come we've never met before?
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Well, I'm not from here.
I'm from Detroit.
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I'm just out here checking on
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one of our franchises
for Binford Tools.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Binford
Tools. They make great stuff.
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Well, anyway, a lot of people
have been telling me
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for a long time
that there's this outdoor guy
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that looks just like me,
and, well...
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So they're talking
about me in Detroit?
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Well, what else is there
to talk about?
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-Certainly not the Lions.
-(both laugh)
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Ooh.
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Yeah.
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The other day,
when your wife's call came in,
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there was buzz
around the office.
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They said, "This is the job
at the Outdoor Man's house."
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And I said-- So I-I really had
to go out and take the job.
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Well, you're lucky, 'cause
I don't hire many handymen.
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I'm pretty good
with tools myself.
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And yet, here I am.
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I-I was pretty famous myself.
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I had this TV show for
eight years called Tool Time.
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And yet, here you are.
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It ran eight years.
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They called me The Tool Man.
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(grunting):
Oh-oh. Ah-ha. Oh. Oh.
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(Tim laughs)
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Kind of my thing,
'cause it was, you know, me...
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(grunting):
Oh-oh.
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Ho, ho, ho.
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(chuckles)
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A little annoying.
(chuckles)
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Yeah. Listen.
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Welcome to
your Disposerator 2000.
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Eggshells, leftovers,
incriminating evidence--
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that'll grind up everything.
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Plus, I also added 220 volts,
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double-auger big-speed
one core--
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(grunting):
yo, oh, oh, more power!
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(laughs)
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Still annoying.
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Let's give it a shot. Ready?
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Drop it in. You go anytime.
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(laughs)
Yeah.
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-Do you also fix ceilings?
-Eh, it's not a big deal.
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Oh, no.
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Okay, let's play Monopoly.
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Prepare to lose,
in six or seven hours.
242
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Uh, yeah, before we start,
243
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we have a little presentation
for you.
244
00:10:29,299 --> 00:10:30,875
Presentation?
245
00:10:30,935 --> 00:10:32,985
Is this about how Monopoly
is pro-capitalist again?
246
00:10:33,178 --> 00:10:36,638
We know. The guy wears
a tuxedo and a top hat.
247
00:10:36,658 --> 00:10:39,992
One Bill Lamp has been accused
of the high crime of plagiarism.
248
00:10:40,144 --> 00:10:41,902
-Oh, gosh.
You guys are still on this?
-(sighs)
249
00:10:41,996 --> 00:10:44,479
And we have two theories
that would explain
250
00:10:44,499 --> 00:10:47,983
why Mr. Lamp's Toxic Titans
volume 12, issue two,
251
00:10:48,002 --> 00:10:52,672
has a similar plot to an episode
of League of Super Ladies,
252
00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:54,507
which aired three years prior.
253
00:10:54,700 --> 00:10:57,343
-Ryan.
-Thank you, Kyle.
254
00:10:57,536 --> 00:10:59,178
Theory number one:
255
00:10:59,371 --> 00:11:01,013
Bill Lamp was known
to work on his stories
256
00:11:01,206 --> 00:11:03,073
years before
they were published.
257
00:11:03,134 --> 00:11:05,910
And he was also known to have
a very loud speaking voice
258
00:11:05,970 --> 00:11:08,670
and to frequent hotel bars
for the nuts.
259
00:11:08,690 --> 00:11:11,339
(laughs)
Now I know why you idolize him.
260
00:11:11,442 --> 00:11:13,025
(laughs)
261
00:11:13,177 --> 00:11:14,919
Is it not possible then
that an eager young writer
262
00:11:14,979 --> 00:11:17,846
with less than noble intent
would place himself...
263
00:11:17,865 --> 00:11:21,592
-Or herself.
-...in said hotel bar
in order to overhear
264
00:11:21,610 --> 00:11:23,703
an inebriated genius,
high on gin and cashews,
265
00:11:23,896 --> 00:11:25,930
recite his stories out loud?
266
00:11:25,990 --> 00:11:29,191
How dare he or she?
267
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:31,936
This might take
longer than Monopoly.
268
00:11:32,037 --> 00:11:34,271
Yeah, and would it really be
so terrible if your hero,
269
00:11:34,331 --> 00:11:37,365
-Bill Lamp, was inspired
by our favorite show?
-Yeah.
270
00:11:37,427 --> 00:11:39,367
Yeah, it would.
271
00:11:39,429 --> 00:11:41,369
It's beneath him.
272
00:11:41,389 --> 00:11:42,947
Wow. Okay, you know what?
273
00:11:43,007 --> 00:11:44,782
We may not want to hang out
with you guys tonight.
274
00:11:44,842 --> 00:11:46,208
Yeah, agreed.
You two can play
275
00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:48,469
in your little comic book
courtroom alone.
276
00:11:48,563 --> 00:11:50,804
-Ooh, sushi?
-Sounds great.
277
00:11:50,898 --> 00:11:53,457
You guys haven't even heard
theory number two yet.
278
00:11:53,476 --> 00:11:55,901
Yeah, it's time travel!
279
00:11:58,631 --> 00:12:01,131
Oh, come on, Mike. Why don't
you just let Tim fix it?
280
00:12:01,233 --> 00:12:03,075
No, I'm not gonna do
what this country does--
281
00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:06,078
outsource work
that I can do myself.
282
00:12:07,582 --> 00:12:09,640
How can you not have
this guy's back?
283
00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:11,658
He-he looks just like you.
284
00:12:11,753 --> 00:12:15,570
You know, I don't care
how handsome the guy is.
285
00:12:15,631 --> 00:12:17,405
He blew up my disposal.
286
00:12:17,467 --> 00:12:18,924
And why are you defending him?
287
00:12:19,117 --> 00:12:20,909
I don't know.
I kind of like him.
288
00:12:21,012 --> 00:12:22,762
You know,
we had this long conversation
289
00:12:22,913 --> 00:12:24,263
while we were waiting for you,
and it turns out
290
00:12:24,456 --> 00:12:27,341
he's got three grown kids--
only boys.
291
00:12:27,435 --> 00:12:29,602
I mean, he's smart, he's funny.
292
00:12:29,795 --> 00:12:31,328
You guys-- you're a lot alike.
293
00:12:31,347 --> 00:12:34,681
You might want to remember
who you're married to.
294
00:12:34,776 --> 00:12:36,776
Oh, well, that's easy.
295
00:12:36,969 --> 00:12:38,593
It's the guy in my bedroom.
(chuckles)
296
00:12:38,654 --> 00:12:39,928
Wait, wait.
297
00:12:39,989 --> 00:12:42,239
You-you're Mike, right?
298
00:12:43,442 --> 00:12:45,600
Yes, and Tim is that guy
299
00:12:45,661 --> 00:12:47,435
that makes
the obnoxious ape sounds.
300
00:12:47,497 --> 00:12:48,937
What's up with that?
301
00:12:48,998 --> 00:12:52,032
I think it's kind of funny.
(laughs)
302
00:12:52,126 --> 00:12:54,109
I think he leans into it
a little much, right?
303
00:12:54,170 --> 00:12:55,869
Probably why that show of his
got canceled.
304
00:12:56,005 --> 00:12:57,538
No, it did not get canceled.
305
00:12:57,673 --> 00:12:59,206
He said he just didn't want
to do it anymore.
306
00:12:59,358 --> 00:13:00,691
You know what
I don't want to do anymore?
307
00:13:00,751 --> 00:13:02,209
Have him work
on the damn disposal.
308
00:13:02,345 --> 00:13:03,877
I got to get this vlog done.
309
00:13:04,030 --> 00:13:05,638
I need some peace and quiet
around here.
310
00:13:05,789 --> 00:13:07,381
Well, what happened to that one
about how everybody's unique?
311
00:13:07,475 --> 00:13:08,866
(chuckles)
312
00:13:08,926 --> 00:13:11,702
That was pretty relevant
until today.
313
00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:14,538
Well, you know what,
just let him fix what he broke.
314
00:13:14,598 --> 00:13:16,056
He's got a lot of pride.
315
00:13:16,208 --> 00:13:17,558
Oh, you know what?
316
00:13:17,652 --> 00:13:19,877
Maybe, maybe you could use
one of his grunts
317
00:13:19,895 --> 00:13:22,655
in your vlog, you know,
just give it more power.
318
00:13:22,848 --> 00:13:25,282
Like this. (grunting)
319
00:13:29,372 --> 00:13:32,581
I'd rather get shot
in the head with a carrot.
320
00:13:33,893 --> 00:13:35,150
You know what I'm gonna do?
321
00:13:35,211 --> 00:13:38,003
Tomorrow morning,
I'm gonna look in those
322
00:13:38,172 --> 00:13:41,899
steely blue eyes
and that perfect nose and say,
323
00:13:41,959 --> 00:13:44,176
"You're out of here, man."
324
00:13:46,538 --> 00:13:49,139
This is getting really weird.
325
00:13:51,844 --> 00:13:53,310
Just a little bit.
326
00:14:01,571 --> 00:14:03,011
Hey, Baxter,
talked to your wife.
327
00:14:03,072 --> 00:14:04,771
Said you're out here.
What are you doing?
328
00:14:04,924 --> 00:14:06,866
Uh, fixing the breaker
329
00:14:07,059 --> 00:14:09,943
and the more-power disposal
that you fried yesterday.
330
00:14:10,037 --> 00:14:11,929
That's why I'm here.
That's what I do.
331
00:14:11,989 --> 00:14:13,664
I don't think so, Tim.
332
00:14:16,068 --> 00:14:17,877
We're gonna get somebody else
to finish the job.
333
00:14:18,070 --> 00:14:20,695
I suppose I don't deserve
a second chance.
334
00:14:20,756 --> 00:14:23,624
That more-power stuff
worked better on my show
335
00:14:23,718 --> 00:14:26,010
and not so good
at my house, either.
336
00:14:26,929 --> 00:14:28,837
So we're sharing now?
337
00:14:28,931 --> 00:14:31,115
Well, not sharing.
338
00:14:31,175 --> 00:14:33,450
I always found it easier
to open up when I'm just talking
339
00:14:33,469 --> 00:14:36,086
to the top half
of another man's face.
340
00:14:37,214 --> 00:14:39,790
Very particular fetish
you've got.
341
00:14:39,850 --> 00:14:42,292
I did it with Wilson.
342
00:14:42,311 --> 00:14:43,736
Please tell me
you're not talking about
343
00:14:43,905 --> 00:14:46,721
that stupid volleyball
in that Tom Hanks movie.
344
00:14:46,782 --> 00:14:48,298
I love Tom Hanks.
345
00:14:48,359 --> 00:14:50,467
I always feel like
he's the second best guy
346
00:14:50,527 --> 00:14:52,912
in some of those films.
347
00:14:54,306 --> 00:14:56,974
-Who was Wilson?
-Oh, one of my neighbors.
348
00:14:57,034 --> 00:14:58,325
Actually, for many, many years,
349
00:14:58,477 --> 00:14:59,643
I shared a lot of stuff
with him.
350
00:14:59,703 --> 00:15:00,753
He passed away.
351
00:15:00,946 --> 00:15:03,163
I'm sorry about that.
352
00:15:03,257 --> 00:15:04,665
Yeah, me, too.
353
00:15:04,759 --> 00:15:06,833
I miss Wilson.
354
00:15:06,928 --> 00:15:10,020
I miss a lot of stuff.
(stammers)
355
00:15:10,022 --> 00:15:12,506
Listen, I will get somebody
out here to fix this.
356
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,975
A pro, one of our guys.
It's on us.
357
00:15:19,649 --> 00:15:21,273
Damn.
358
00:15:21,466 --> 00:15:24,818
I look as good walking away
as I do from the front.
359
00:15:28,107 --> 00:15:31,358
I am so glad we found this.
It's too perfect.
360
00:15:31,510 --> 00:15:33,768
Ready to make
a couple of little boys cry?
361
00:15:33,829 --> 00:15:36,697
-No, that's bullying.
-I'm talking about our husbands.
362
00:15:36,791 --> 00:15:39,107
(laughs):
Oh, yeah, that's different.
363
00:15:39,126 --> 00:15:41,609
Hey, guys, can you come
in here for a second?
364
00:15:41,671 --> 00:15:43,445
Hey, what's up?
365
00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:45,280
We're trying to figure out what
to do with our next podcast.
366
00:15:45,299 --> 00:15:48,041
Yeah, we want to do an episode
about how Bill Lamp was robbed
367
00:15:48,135 --> 00:15:51,378
by these other shows
and his accountant
368
00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:52,879
and his brother-in-law.
369
00:15:53,032 --> 00:15:55,349
But we don't want him
to seem like a sucker.
370
00:15:56,218 --> 00:15:57,868
Uh, this will be quick.
371
00:15:57,928 --> 00:16:01,205
You were right about
the League of Super Ladies.
372
00:16:01,306 --> 00:16:05,058
Totally not on the same level
as Toxic Titans.
373
00:16:05,152 --> 00:16:08,303
Babe, I mean, you can't be
expected to know as much as I do
374
00:16:08,406 --> 00:16:10,063
about the genre.
375
00:16:10,157 --> 00:16:12,232
I mean, I've been reading
since I was a little kid.
376
00:16:12,326 --> 00:16:14,384
I was practically a nerd.
377
00:16:14,445 --> 00:16:16,620
No.
378
00:16:18,207 --> 00:16:21,725
We finally realized
that their writers were...
379
00:16:21,785 --> 00:16:23,669
Hmm, what-what was it?
380
00:16:23,820 --> 00:16:25,653
-Losers? Posers?
-Hmm.
381
00:16:25,715 --> 00:16:27,564
Hacks?
382
00:16:27,666 --> 00:16:31,677
Well, I mean,
that's a little harsh.
383
00:16:31,870 --> 00:16:33,887
-But yeah.
-Yeah.
384
00:16:34,965 --> 00:16:36,664
Wait, what's this?
385
00:16:36,684 --> 00:16:39,000
Bill Lamp wrote 16 episodes
386
00:16:39,061 --> 00:16:43,413
of League of Super Ladies
between '91 and '93?
387
00:16:43,474 --> 00:16:45,691
That can't be right. Ryan,
tell them that's not right!
388
00:16:45,884 --> 00:16:47,509
Kyle, just let me
read this, okay?
389
00:16:47,611 --> 00:16:49,770
-Legitimate website.
-Mm-hmm.
390
00:16:49,905 --> 00:16:52,422
Television episodes.
Oh, my God.
391
00:16:52,441 --> 00:16:53,866
Bill Lamp wrote 16 episodes
392
00:16:54,059 --> 00:16:55,850
of League of Super Ladies
from '91 to '93!
393
00:16:55,911 --> 00:16:58,278
No, that's the same thing
Kristin just said!
394
00:16:58,372 --> 00:17:00,947
He wrote it under the pseudonym
William Chandelier.
395
00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:03,267
Ah! Man, that's a cool name.
396
00:17:03,327 --> 00:17:05,044
-Yeah, that's so Bill.
-(chuckles)
397
00:17:05,195 --> 00:17:06,770
But I don't understand--
I mean, why did he feel like
398
00:17:06,789 --> 00:17:08,547
he needed to hide his identity?
399
00:17:08,740 --> 00:17:10,941
Maybe because he knew some of
his diehard graphic novel fans
400
00:17:11,043 --> 00:17:13,868
can be elitist snobs who don't
respect other people's feelings.
401
00:17:13,929 --> 00:17:15,779
MANDY:
You know, we love our show
402
00:17:15,839 --> 00:17:17,798
just as much as you guys
love Toxic Titans.
403
00:17:17,892 --> 00:17:19,449
When we were little girls,
404
00:17:19,510 --> 00:17:22,770
it made us feel like
we could be powerful, too.
405
00:17:23,847 --> 00:17:26,640
We owe you an apology.
406
00:17:26,734 --> 00:17:27,974
-Thank you.
-Mm-hmm.
407
00:17:28,110 --> 00:17:30,460
You know what?
And I have an idea about
408
00:17:30,521 --> 00:17:32,462
what we can do for our podcast.
409
00:17:32,523 --> 00:17:36,057
We should devote the whole hour
to League of Super Ladies.
410
00:17:36,118 --> 00:17:40,137
And we happen to know
two experts.
411
00:17:40,197 --> 00:17:41,471
Will you do it?
412
00:17:41,532 --> 00:17:44,750
Well, it is a call-in show.
413
00:17:44,943 --> 00:17:47,402
Might give a chance
for some of those fans
414
00:17:47,463 --> 00:17:50,071
-to talk to a real girl.
-(laughs)
415
00:17:50,132 --> 00:17:51,965
Let's do it.
416
00:17:53,969 --> 00:17:58,171
It really is uncanny
how much you look like Mike.
417
00:17:58,324 --> 00:18:00,915
I mean, if-if-if Mike
stopped coloring his hair.
418
00:18:00,976 --> 00:18:04,085
Did you enjoy all that
attention you received
419
00:18:04,146 --> 00:18:06,330
-from the employees as you
walked through the store?
-Yeah.
420
00:18:06,348 --> 00:18:07,922
Actually, it was,
it was kind of fun.
421
00:18:07,983 --> 00:18:10,334
I-I gave a woman down there
a big discount
422
00:18:10,352 --> 00:18:11,926
on a tent and a shotgun.
423
00:18:11,946 --> 00:18:14,020
-(laughs)
-Hey, hey, can you
do us a favor?
424
00:18:14,156 --> 00:18:16,356
C-Can you read this
and let us film you?
425
00:18:16,508 --> 00:18:17,507
-Sure.
-Yeah.
426
00:18:17,609 --> 00:18:19,118
Now, why am I doing this again?
427
00:18:19,269 --> 00:18:20,694
Because there are some words
that need to be said
428
00:18:20,788 --> 00:18:21,862
from that face.
429
00:18:21,956 --> 00:18:23,864
Chuck, what can I say?
430
00:18:23,958 --> 00:18:25,457
You're right
and I'm wrong again.
431
00:18:25,650 --> 00:18:27,200
(laughter)
432
00:18:27,353 --> 00:18:28,685
-Come on, do mine,
do mine, do mine.
-Do his.
433
00:18:28,704 --> 00:18:29,870
All right, all right, all right.
434
00:18:29,964 --> 00:18:32,372
Jazz is America's
greatest art form.
435
00:18:32,508 --> 00:18:33,540
-Yeah.
-(laughs)
436
00:18:33,692 --> 00:18:34,782
MIKE:
Hey.
437
00:18:34,844 --> 00:18:36,543
I invited him to see me,
not you two.
438
00:18:36,679 --> 00:18:37,970
What can I say, Mike?
439
00:18:38,139 --> 00:18:40,714
You're right
and I'm wrong again.
440
00:18:40,808 --> 00:18:43,642
-(laughing)
-(Ed scatting)
441
00:18:45,479 --> 00:18:46,887
Hey, come on in.
442
00:18:46,981 --> 00:18:48,814
Your guy from Binford
did a great job.
443
00:18:49,007 --> 00:18:52,042
He fixed the breaker box
and the disposal,
444
00:18:52,060 --> 00:18:56,021
and not one vegetable
stuck in my ceiling.
445
00:18:56,173 --> 00:18:57,881
He said that, uh,
you actually are a great guy.
446
00:18:57,941 --> 00:19:00,308
I was worried
he went to the wrong house.
447
00:19:00,411 --> 00:19:01,809
He also had time to show me
448
00:19:01,871 --> 00:19:04,621
where I could find these
on the Internet.
449
00:19:05,449 --> 00:19:07,057
Wow.
450
00:19:07,117 --> 00:19:08,408
My old shows.
451
00:19:08,502 --> 00:19:09,910
I've been watching
some of these.
452
00:19:10,004 --> 00:19:11,670
Just want you to know,
I think...
453
00:19:11,821 --> 00:19:13,655
Oh, boy, here we go.
454
00:19:13,716 --> 00:19:16,066
I think these are great.
455
00:19:16,084 --> 00:19:17,843
Well-produced, clever, funny.
456
00:19:18,012 --> 00:19:20,345
I really like these.
They're great.
457
00:19:20,497 --> 00:19:22,163
Why did you quit doing this?
458
00:19:22,183 --> 00:19:25,684
Because they were great, and
as soon as I finished one show,
459
00:19:25,877 --> 00:19:29,521
I got to thinking, "Can I
make the next one as great?"
460
00:19:29,714 --> 00:19:32,691
And... ah, it-it's really
hard to understand.
461
00:19:32,884 --> 00:19:35,252
Oh, I understand that.
462
00:19:35,312 --> 00:19:37,029
I'm kind of
running out of ideas.
463
00:19:37,180 --> 00:19:38,697
There's only so many tools
out there, you know?
464
00:19:38,890 --> 00:19:42,242
But there's an unlimited number
of things you can build.
465
00:19:43,579 --> 00:19:45,429
I loved it.
466
00:19:45,489 --> 00:19:47,039
Do you miss it?
467
00:19:47,232 --> 00:19:49,691
I do.
468
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,376
Well, I think we have
two reasons why you might want
469
00:19:51,569 --> 00:19:53,770
to think of rebooting
that Tool Time show.
470
00:19:53,872 --> 00:19:56,030
Maybe this time, add more power.
471
00:19:56,091 --> 00:19:58,842
(grunting):
Oh-oh, oh-oh.
472
00:20:00,054 --> 00:20:03,263
When you do it, it's annoying.
473
00:20:10,305 --> 00:20:12,622
Hey, Mike Baxter here
for Outdoor Man,
474
00:20:12,683 --> 00:20:17,236
celebrating-- woo-hoo-- the
tenth anniversary of this vlog.
475
00:20:17,404 --> 00:20:20,572
Do you know what Aristotle,
Alexander the Great
476
00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:22,890
and the great Ronald Reagan
had in common?
477
00:20:22,952 --> 00:20:25,744
They all loved jelly beans?
I don't know.
478
00:20:25,895 --> 00:20:27,913
Just a guess,
but who doesn't love them?
479
00:20:28,106 --> 00:20:30,732
The one thing these
remarkable men had in common was
480
00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:33,252
they never stopped pushing
themselves to be even better
481
00:20:33,445 --> 00:20:34,978
than they were the day before.
482
00:20:34,997 --> 00:20:36,088
Wow.
483
00:20:36,281 --> 00:20:38,315
Of Aristotle's
31 surviving works,
484
00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:41,426
the vast majority were written
in the final years of his life.
485
00:20:41,619 --> 00:20:43,503
No word processing back then.
486
00:20:43,639 --> 00:20:46,172
The dude probably died
of a hand cramp.
487
00:20:46,267 --> 00:20:48,267
(imitates tool clinking)
488
00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:51,328
Alexander the Great ruled over
an empire all the way up
489
00:20:51,346 --> 00:20:55,774
to the day he died
at the ripe old age of 32.
490
00:20:55,943 --> 00:20:58,318
Hey, he crammed a lot in, huh?
491
00:20:58,470 --> 00:21:00,094
Which brings us to the Gipper.
492
00:21:00,155 --> 00:21:02,472
While some people spend
their 70s getting discounts
493
00:21:02,491 --> 00:21:05,008
at diners and falling asleep
in front of the TV,
494
00:21:05,110 --> 00:21:07,511
you know what Ronald Reagan did?
495
00:21:07,571 --> 00:21:10,104
The dude crushed communism.
496
00:21:10,165 --> 00:21:13,292
It's not easy topping yourself
when you're awesome, huh?
497
00:21:13,485 --> 00:21:15,869
But that's what all of us
should do every day.
498
00:21:16,005 --> 00:21:17,854
I've done a hell of a lot
of these vlogs
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00:21:17,914 --> 00:21:19,631
in the last ten years.
500
00:21:19,783 --> 00:21:22,042
And you know which one
I think is best?
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00:21:22,177 --> 00:21:23,710
My next one.
502
00:21:23,862 --> 00:21:25,045
'Cause I'm just getting started.
503
00:21:25,139 --> 00:21:26,713
And I've got more power
than ever.
504
00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:29,290
(grunting):
Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh?
505
00:21:29,310 --> 00:21:30,976
Baxter out.
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00:21:31,145 --> 00:21:32,702
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