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Hey, Mike Baxter here
for Outdoor Man.
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When did "new and improved"
come to mean
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the same thing, huh?
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A lot of times,
the new, improved version
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is somewhat worse
than the original.
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You know what I'm talking about?
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How about the $600
electronic key fob
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versus the ignition key?
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Because I guess this became
just too much for people.
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I don't even know
how to turn that.
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The ignition key
never left you stranded
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because its tiny battery died.
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Who prefers Jefferson Starship
to Jefferson Airplane?
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If you knew that person,
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could you be friends
with that psychopath?
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James Bond.
Meh, straight downhill
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since the late, great
Sean Connery.
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On Bond's current trajectory,
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007 will eventually
be played by
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former secretary of labor
Robert Reich.
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And florescent lights.
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Who thought it was
a good idea to invent lighting
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that makes you ugly no matter
how good looking you are?
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God said, "Let there be light."
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Tommy Edison said,
"I'm on it, boss."
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We should have left it
at that, right?
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Put another way, if it ain't
broke, don't fix it.
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Which is why I'm taking
my own advice
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and ending this perfect vlog
right here.
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Baxter out.
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Hey, come on, man.
Listen...
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By all means,
come on in, guys.
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Sorry-sorry, Mike,
but this-this couldn't wait.
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Well, it must be important.
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Let me rephrase that.
Could wait, but I got bored.
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-Didn't feel like waiting.
-Okay. U-Uh, E...
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-Ed's upset because...
-No, no, no, no.
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No, you're upset because
finding a rare classic car
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to restore is hard,
because-- get this--
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they're rare.
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See, I like my barn finds
like my steak:
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medium.
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I understand.
Now here's my proposal.
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Oh, here we go.
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Just like all successful
economic plans,
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you guys need competition
and incentive.
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If this is gonna be one of these
shirt versus skins things,
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I want to be shirt.
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Oh, and we want you to be.
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So I've decided
to spring for a billboard
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for our restoration business.
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Whoever lands the best barn find
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gets their face 50 feet tall.
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Wow. Then you'd have to actually
shrink Joe's head.
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I mean, if you want...
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Listen, I don't care about
any of this stuff.
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When my face
is on that board, Baxter,
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my eyes are gonna follow you
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everywhere you go.
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I'm starting to care
a little bit about it.
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You see, now,
this is what my idea
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was supposed to do, huh?
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Turn you against each other.
All right.
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Iron sharpens iron,
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-that's it.
-Okay, here we go.
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Uh, you know what,
I got this in the bag.
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I used to do aerial
reconnaissance back in Iraq,
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and I just got my drone back
from the shop.
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What happened to it?
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Ironically, I flew it
into a billboard.
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-You do have a plan, don't you?
-Yeah.
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I'm thinking a machine gun
turret and barbed wire
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will prevent people
from coming into the office.
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♪ ♪
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RECEPTIONIST: Ryan, there's
a Mike Baxter here to see you.
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Oh, uh, stall him, okay?
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I got to clean up the office. I
don't want him to do that thing
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-where he just barges in...
-(groans)
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Hello, Mike.
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Hey, buddy. Listen,
I got your, uh, financials
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from Bud's Buds with me
and your mail-in ballot.
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I hope it's not too late.
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Why do you have it?
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You gave it to Vanessa
to give to me to mail.
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She gave it to me. Here.
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Wait.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
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What do you think
of, uh, the new digs?
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The weed business
certainly has changed.
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It used to be buy your weed
from a guy
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you wouldn't
want to be seen with.
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Wow, that hasn't changed.
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Check this out.
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Rocky Mountains.
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Here in Colorado?
When did they move them here?
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That's interesting.
What is that?
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Oh, uh, okay,
so these are the territories.
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Red are the dispensaries,
green are the grow facilities,
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and these circles
are our delivery areas.
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So your drivers
cover this whole area?
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Yeah, actually, it was my idea
to overlap some delivery areas
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-so we could have
maximum coverage...
-That's really fascinating.
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Listen... you know what
a barn find is, right?
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Sure, yeah. Old car you find in
a barn or backyard or whatever.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Could your drivers
look for a barn find
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in this area while
they're driving through their,
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you know, pot circles?
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Why?
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Because I asked you to.
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And 'cause
I brought your ballot.
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All right, sure.
I'll help you out.
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-Good.
-But, uh, you know,
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now that I'm a corporate guy...
what's in it for me?
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Uh, how about this?
I won't call you a commie
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-for one week.
-Six months.
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-Three.
-Deal.
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-Weeks.
-All right.
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Fine. But you don't
get to call me socialist
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or snowflake, either, okay?
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Oh, and at least
one family dinner,
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you have to refer to me
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as your rock.
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Does it have to be my family?
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I really have to go, Mark.
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Okay, girl. Dish.
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Yeah. Who's Mark?
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Someone I am not
going to talk to you about.
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That's a dating app.
She's dating someone.
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We're not dating.
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We video chatted a few times.
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Why do you feel like you have
to butt in on my love life?
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Oh, I'm sorry, Jen,
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your what life?
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Okay, also,
when have we ever interfered?
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Adam St. Cloud,
Jeremy Thomas, Tyler Gross,
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to name three.
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Then... why stop now?
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When are we getting Mark
over here
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so we can plan our next move?
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Who's Mark?
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Oh, Jen's Internet lover.
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He is not!
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-I haven't even met him yet.
-MANDY: What?
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No, you have to meet him
in person.
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How do you know
what he really looks like?
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Like, what if he has three arms
or a huge growth on the back
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-of his head?
-What if he's...
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just a head?
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You know, in the future,
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we're all gonna be just heads.
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Guys, leave her alone, okay?
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You've seen The Bachelor.
This is her journey.
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Sorry, Mom.
You're right.
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Psych!
Like she's ever been right.
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You guys aren't gonna
drop this, are you?
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No.
Never.
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Fine, I'll meet him!
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But only
so you'll get off my back.
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(sighs)
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I can't wait to tell this story
at her wedding reception.
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You are so romantic.
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I hope in the future,
when we're both just heads,
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-that we're on the same shelf.
-(gasps softly) Oh...
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RYAN:
Perfect timing.
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I've got some good news for you.
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You're moving back to Canada?
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-Oh.
-Hey, hey.
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Who wouldn't want
free health care,
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real maple syrup and
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an abundance
of female singer-songwriters?
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Okay, so, one of my drivers
said he found
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a Shelby Cobra.
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Shelby Cobra?
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That's very rare.
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Is it the original owner?
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Says it's been in his family
the entire time.
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D-Does it run?
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Mm, let me find out.
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Remember who did this for you.
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Uh, no.
Sorry.
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It does not run.
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That's good.
No, that's actually great news.
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I can get it for a better price.
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Forget the crack
I said about Canada.
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-KRISTIN: Hmm.
-Uh, hey, you're my rock.
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No, no, no, does not count.
Has to be at a dinner.
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(laughs)
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All right, have your driver
take a picture of it, okay?
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And then get it to me, and I
want to rub Joe's face in this.
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-Okay, you got it.
-Hey, listen, thanks very much.
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Good job.
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Look at that.
You made my dad happy.
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There's a first time
for everything.
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Yeah, well,
get used to it, baby.
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Don't... talk like that.
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Hello, Michael.
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We're not
on a first-name basis, Joe.
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Okay, Mr. Baxter.
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I got an e-mail from an old
car mechanic buddy of mine.
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He told me about a car
that's gonna make this face
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billboard bound.
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You sound like you're pretty
confident of this car, Joe.
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Hey, do my cats like to sleep
in my bed? (chuckles)
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He sent me pictures--
it's beautiful, and...
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the old lady's looking to sell.
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All right, let's make this
a little more interesting.
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If I win, you got to wear
a collar that shocks you
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every time
you walk through that door.
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And if I win, you got to listen
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to the entire
country-western music album
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-that I wrote and performed.
-Done.
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-Got it, got it, yeah.
-Hey.
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Uh, so, bit of bad news.
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(chuckles):
But also... it's kind of funny.
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What's the bad news?
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So, my driver didn't find
a Shelby Cobra,
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he found a cobra named Shelby.
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That's... horrible news,
and that's not funny.
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That's right.
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It's hilarious!
(laughs)
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I mean, I guess
I just should've known better.
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This guy's the company cutup.
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He's always pulling
these pranks.
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I was pulling a prank
a minute ago with Joe
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(chuckles):
saying that I'd listen to this
country music album he wrote.
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Nice try, Baxter.
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♪ Tumbleweeds, keep a-tumblin' ♪
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♪ Down the road, down the road,
down the road, down the road ♪
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♪ Tumbleweeds... ♪
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♪ ♪
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-Morning.
-Hey, good morning.
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Before we get started,
let me ask you a question.
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Where do you even find
pink dress shirts?
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It's salmon.
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I don't know if you know this
or not, but that's not better.
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I love our little chats
about fashion, Baxter.
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We should do this more often.
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So, how's your barn find
competition coming?
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(sighs):
Oh, not so great.
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I lost my drone again.
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-Apparently, eagles find it hot.
-Huh.
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I was hoping
you'd find something.
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Joe's got a lead,
and I might have made
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a little side bet with him.
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Ah. Must be pretty bad.
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Yeah.
♪ Tumbleweed, keep stumblin'. ♪
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Oh, God.
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You have to listen to the album?
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That's right.
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You've got to hack
his e-mail for me.
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All the information's on there
about the car,
252
00:09:36,968 --> 00:09:38,151
the location, the price.
253
00:09:38,303 --> 00:09:39,652
I got to know
if it's the real deal,
254
00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:41,729
whether it's worth
me stealing it from him.
255
00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,473
(chuckles):
Ah, oh.
256
00:09:43,533 --> 00:09:48,402
Oh, well, this is
an interesting situation.
257
00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:51,815
You find yourself in need
of my computer expertise,
258
00:09:51,875 --> 00:09:55,576
and I find myself in need
of your parking spot.
259
00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:57,987
My parking spot? What does that
have to do with anything?
260
00:09:58,006 --> 00:10:01,766
-It's right next to yours.
-Yes, but I like
your parking spot.
261
00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:04,585
-Okay. Take my spot.
-(laughs)
262
00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:06,846
Just hack his damn e-mail.
What happened to honor?
263
00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,422
Well, wait. Just to be clear.
264
00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:10,424
Now, I get the parking spot
265
00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:13,094
just for getting you
into his work e-mail--
266
00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:15,096
is that correct?
267
00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:16,764
That is correct.
268
00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:18,524
(chuckles)
All right, so...
269
00:10:18,677 --> 00:10:20,619
I'm gonna take a little break,
run a few errands,
270
00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:23,121
and I'm gonna leave this notepad
which may or may not have
271
00:10:23,314 --> 00:10:26,708
a certain someone's password
written on it.
272
00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:34,633
"Mike Baxter's great."
273
00:10:34,826 --> 00:10:36,951
That's weird.
274
00:10:37,012 --> 00:10:39,471
♪ ♪
275
00:10:39,664 --> 00:10:41,990
It feels so good
to be inspiring young love.
276
00:10:41,992 --> 00:10:43,549
Yeah.
277
00:10:43,702 --> 00:10:45,051
I see their wedding
as-as, like, an outdoor thing
278
00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,387
but, like, tasteful,
with canvas tents
279
00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:50,890
and Shetland ponies
wearing tuxedos.
280
00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:54,301
I think I want
to be the best man.
281
00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:55,561
And the minister--
282
00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:58,564
who plays bass
in the wedding band.
283
00:10:58,717 --> 00:11:01,493
Ooh, that day
is gonna be exhausting.
284
00:11:01,686 --> 00:11:03,828
Hey. What are you guys
talking about?
285
00:11:03,980 --> 00:11:07,056
Oh, Jen's out on a real-life,
in-person date with Mark.
286
00:11:07,075 --> 00:11:08,241
We made her do it.
287
00:11:08,393 --> 00:11:09,742
(sighs)
I wish you wouldn't do that.
288
00:11:09,895 --> 00:11:12,653
Meddling in someone's love life
never ends well.
289
00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:15,899
Uh, freshman year you told
Alex Irvine's mom that I had
290
00:11:15,917 --> 00:11:18,176
the flu and I couldn't go
to homecoming with her son.
291
00:11:18,369 --> 00:11:20,553
Mandy, you had the flu.
292
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,257
-Oh. Hey, how was it?
-(gasps)
293
00:11:24,393 --> 00:11:26,576
Start at the very beginning.
294
00:11:26,636 --> 00:11:28,687
What was he wearing?
What were you wearing?
295
00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:30,689
Oh, that. You look cute.
296
00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:34,283
It was terrible.
297
00:11:34,352 --> 00:11:36,269
Oh, oh, I'm so sorry.
298
00:11:36,421 --> 00:11:38,254
Uh... Look, I'm comforting Jen
right now.
299
00:11:38,314 --> 00:11:39,864
I will get to you two later.
300
00:11:40,016 --> 00:11:41,424
What happened?
301
00:11:41,484 --> 00:11:45,019
He smelled.
His body odor was unbearable.
302
00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:48,206
He was like a rotten egg
in a cabbage factory
303
00:11:48,399 --> 00:11:50,208
on top of a sulfur mine.
304
00:11:52,620 --> 00:11:55,588
Other than the smell,
how was he?
305
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,882
I hope you're happy.
306
00:11:58,075 --> 00:12:03,012
Now, thanks to you,
I am never gonna see Mark again.
307
00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:08,685
To the couch.
308
00:12:19,096 --> 00:12:21,222
Yeah.
309
00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:23,241
Damn, it's a 409.
310
00:12:23,434 --> 00:12:25,994
Hello, billboard.
311
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,821
Hello, flathead.
312
00:12:28,974 --> 00:12:30,490
What are you doing
in front of my car?
313
00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:32,325
What are you doing
in the back of my car?
314
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,978
Seriously, Baxter. I had to pull
a lot of favors to get this tip.
315
00:12:35,038 --> 00:12:36,755
Well, maybe you should change
your e-mail password
316
00:12:36,906 --> 00:12:38,590
to "Mike Baxter sucks."
317
00:12:38,783 --> 00:12:40,699
I tried that,
but it's already taken.
318
00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:43,669
Hey, where do you get off
hacking my e-mail anyway?
319
00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:46,431
Your e-mail? I'm Outdoor Man,
Outdoor Man computer,
320
00:12:46,624 --> 00:12:48,582
Outdoor Man e-mail.
Do the math, buddy.
321
00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:51,010
Do the math. Huh?
322
00:12:51,721 --> 00:12:53,438
Can I help you boys?
323
00:12:53,589 --> 00:12:55,589
Um, I'm sorry for intruding.
I really am.
324
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:59,002
My name is Mike Baxter, and
I restore cars just like this.
325
00:12:59,062 --> 00:13:02,188
-You know, I restore cars, also.
-You'll have to forgive my dad.
326
00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:04,073
He just repeats
everything I say.
327
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:06,433
I understand you're looking
for somebody
328
00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:07,952
to take this off your hands.
329
00:13:08,145 --> 00:13:10,029
Well, I wouldn't sell
to just anybody.
330
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,456
(chuckles)
331
00:13:11,649 --> 00:13:14,125
This car belonged
to my late sister.
332
00:13:14,277 --> 00:13:15,701
Okay, first of all,
that man is a liar.
333
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:18,688
Secondly, I was best friends
with your sister.
334
00:13:18,748 --> 00:13:20,114
MIKE:
Knock it off. Knock it off.
335
00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:23,026
He's never even met a woman.
336
00:13:23,044 --> 00:13:25,619
Nobody will take better care
of this car than me.
337
00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:27,046
Well, yeah, you know,
338
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,807
maybe I ought to move it off
the property.
339
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,883
-There you go.
-My neighbor saw
340
00:13:31,036 --> 00:13:34,145
a Black man snooping
around earlier today.
341
00:13:34,297 --> 00:13:35,705
Oh, but don't worry. No, no, no.
342
00:13:35,723 --> 00:13:39,208
She called the police
and they took him away.
343
00:13:39,227 --> 00:13:42,487
Was this man by chance
wearing a-a pink shirt?
344
00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:43,863
No.
345
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:48,618
No, it was definitely salmon.
346
00:13:55,785 --> 00:13:57,226
Maybe it's not him.
347
00:13:57,287 --> 00:13:59,078
Well, he's not answering
his phone.
348
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,897
Why would they arrest Chuck?
He's Chuck.
349
00:14:00,915 --> 00:14:04,901
Hey, boys, how are
the barn finds coming, eh?
350
00:14:04,919 --> 00:14:06,569
Not a good time right now, Ed.
351
00:14:06,629 --> 00:14:08,829
So much for
"iron sharpens iron," huh?
352
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:12,016
You know, you guys need a swift
kick in the ass to win this.
353
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,242
Chuck got arrested.
354
00:14:13,261 --> 00:14:14,853
What for?
355
00:14:15,046 --> 00:14:17,856
Well, most likely doing exactly
what Joe and I were doing.
356
00:14:18,007 --> 00:14:19,840
We were looking at some
old lady's car in her driveway.
357
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:23,194
I mean, why would they arrest
Chuck for that and not us?
358
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:26,439
-Because he's Black.
-What?
359
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:30,776
You are aware that Chuck
is a Black man, right?
360
00:14:31,562 --> 00:14:33,187
I know that. I'm not an idiot.
361
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:36,666
In fact, he told me that
the first day we met.
362
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:39,452
In-in confidence.
363
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:43,030
-It just never ends.
-I know.
364
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,049
-Remember Jamal?
-Yeah.
365
00:14:45,242 --> 00:14:47,368
-What happened to him?
-He was an intern.
366
00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:49,053
Said he was uncomfortable
367
00:14:49,246 --> 00:14:51,297
handing out flyers
in certain neighborhoods.
368
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,633
I-I told him
he was being paranoid.
369
00:14:53,785 --> 00:14:55,118
Until he was detained.
370
00:14:55,136 --> 00:14:56,953
I blame myself for that.
371
00:14:57,013 --> 00:15:00,456
Yeah, it's too bad you couldn't
cure racism all by yourself, Ed.
372
00:15:00,558 --> 00:15:02,291
But I should've listened to him.
373
00:15:02,310 --> 00:15:03,976
Guys, Chuck's on his way up.
374
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,979
-Well, I am gonna get
to the bottom of this.
-No, no.
375
00:15:07,132 --> 00:15:08,573
I want the name
of that arresting officer.
376
00:15:08,724 --> 00:15:10,575
I'll have him writing
speeding tickets to snowboarders
377
00:15:10,768 --> 00:15:12,485
till he retires.
378
00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:13,953
I know what I'm gonna do,
I'm gonna listen,
379
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,705
like you should have.
380
00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:20,251
Hey, Baxter, I'm gonna need you
to move your junker, man.
381
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,545
-You're parked in my spot.
-Will do.
382
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:26,966
(stammers)
383
00:15:29,453 --> 00:15:31,654
-Who told you?
-So it's true?
384
00:15:31,714 --> 00:15:33,673
What the hell'd you do
to get arrested?
385
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,308
Was it the pink shirt?
386
00:15:36,327 --> 00:15:37,827
I didn't do anything.
387
00:15:37,887 --> 00:15:41,255
The cops got a report of
a suspicious person in the area.
388
00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:46,002
I didn't have my I.D.,
so... they put me in handcuffs,
389
00:15:46,062 --> 00:15:48,337
took me downtown
to verify my identity,
390
00:15:48,356 --> 00:15:49,689
then they let me go.
391
00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,841
Well, that's crazy.
I mean, I leave my house
392
00:15:51,901 --> 00:15:53,785
all the time without an I.D.
393
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,436
Really?
394
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:58,272
Well, what a magical world
you live in.
395
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,533
Oh, please, Joe, tell me more.
396
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,185
I can't believe
this happened to you.
397
00:16:02,286 --> 00:16:04,353
I mean, you're, you're Chuck.
398
00:16:04,414 --> 00:16:06,189
Could we give it a rest, guys?
399
00:16:06,249 --> 00:16:08,524
I'm just trying to understand.
400
00:16:08,626 --> 00:16:11,486
Yeah, and I want you
to understand, man.
401
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:14,455
I just don't want
to have to be the one
402
00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:19,477
to help you process
what I'm going through.
403
00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:23,372
That's never gonna happen.
404
00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:27,318
You're mad because
this happened to me,
405
00:16:27,511 --> 00:16:31,138
but this kind of thing
happens every day
406
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,399
to somebody else's Chuck.
407
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:37,620
I'm not the exception,
I'm the rule.
408
00:16:40,908 --> 00:16:44,410
(clears throat) I'm glad
I listened this time, Mikey.
409
00:16:44,562 --> 00:16:46,062
Me, too.
410
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:52,051
And I'm really glad I don't have
to listen to your album.
411
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,757
(sighs)
Your mom was right all along.
412
00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:00,351
We shouldn't have butted
into Jen's business.
413
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:04,105
Or we didn't butt in enough.
414
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:09,176
Oh, I like that better.
415
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,677
We could fix this.
416
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,438
Body odor doesn't have
to be a deal breaker.
417
00:17:12,590 --> 00:17:14,590
Right. I mean, it's what the
cologne industry is built on.
418
00:17:14,692 --> 00:17:17,160
Not to mention Big Soap.
419
00:17:17,987 --> 00:17:19,853
Oh, lookie here.
420
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:23,374
Jen left her computer open. Huh.
421
00:17:23,567 --> 00:17:25,692
I wonder if Mark is on...
422
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,194
Oh, we can't do this.
Are we doing this?
423
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:29,589
-(line ringing)
-Oh, we're really doing this.
424
00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:33,700
-(computer chimes)
-Hi, Mark.
425
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,611
KYLE:
Hi, buddy.
426
00:17:35,671 --> 00:17:38,297
Hi? Who are you?
427
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,391
Uh, I'm Mandy and this is Kyle.
428
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,227
Y... W-We're part
of Jen's American family.
429
00:17:43,420 --> 00:17:44,562
What's going on?
430
00:17:44,755 --> 00:17:47,807
Well, uh,
this isn't easy to say,
431
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:50,643
so I'm just gonna do it
like they do in the commercials.
432
00:17:50,795 --> 00:17:53,571
Are you struggling
with body odor?
433
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,299
Excuse me?
434
00:17:56,359 --> 00:17:59,243
Uh, it's pretty bad,
according to Jen.
435
00:17:59,436 --> 00:18:01,746
She says ya stink.
436
00:18:03,232 --> 00:18:05,416
Uh, b-but we can fix that.
You just need to shower more,
437
00:18:05,609 --> 00:18:07,585
focusing on the parts of
the body that are the smelliest.
438
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:11,255
Kyle, why don't you tell him
how you shower?
439
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,150
I'd be delighted.
440
00:18:14,210 --> 00:18:15,760
Stop.
441
00:18:15,911 --> 00:18:18,429
How would Jen know if I smell?
I've never met her.
442
00:18:18,622 --> 00:18:20,581
-What?
-What are you doing?
443
00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:23,810
Why are you talking to Mark?
Hi, Mark.
444
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:26,178
He says he never met you.
445
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,847
I haven't.
446
00:18:27,999 --> 00:18:30,424
Why did you tell
these people I smell?
447
00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:34,112
That guy was gonna
show me how to wash.
448
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,689
Okay, funny story.
449
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,266
They kept bugging me
about meeting you,
450
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,619
and you don't know them,
but they're really annoying,
451
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,771
so I made up a story
so they'd leave me alone.
452
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:47,291
We'll laugh about this later.
453
00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:53,189
Mark? Mark?
454
00:18:53,291 --> 00:18:54,966
I can't believe you called him.
455
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:56,783
Well, I can't believe
you lied to us.
456
00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,285
Yeah, and telling us he smelled.
457
00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:01,288
And I was gonna play bass
at your wedding.
458
00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:04,458
Why can't you just
leave me alone?
459
00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:06,627
Don't you have jobs and a child?
460
00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:09,963
Where does all
this excess energy come from?
461
00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:13,209
It comes from love.
We love love.
462
00:19:13,269 --> 00:19:17,822
Well, I would love
if you stayed out of my love!
463
00:19:18,015 --> 00:19:20,741
So you admit you love him.
464
00:19:22,387 --> 00:19:23,719
Well, I guess we learned
a valuable lesson
465
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:27,223
about butting into people's
romantic lives.
466
00:19:27,283 --> 00:19:29,625
We have to be a lot sneakier.
467
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:35,080
MIKE (over computer):
Put another way, if it ain't
broke, don't fix it.
468
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,841
Which is why I'm taking
my own advice
469
00:19:36,992 --> 00:19:39,844
and ending this perfect vlog
right here.
470
00:19:40,037 --> 00:19:41,662
Baxter out.
471
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,830
Why do you keep watching that
over and over again?
472
00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:46,350
I'm thinking about going
in another direction.
473
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,020
Ah. Is this about
what happened to Chuck?
474
00:19:49,171 --> 00:19:51,355
Yeah. I think
I want to vlog about
475
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,674
what happens when
you find out something is broke,
476
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:56,861
but you don't know
how to fix it.
477
00:19:57,054 --> 00:19:59,155
Hmm.
478
00:20:12,236 --> 00:20:13,044
(computer chimes)
479
00:20:13,237 --> 00:20:14,270
Hello, Mark.
480
00:20:14,372 --> 00:20:16,697
What's with you people?
481
00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:19,942
No, not people. I'm Vanessa.
482
00:20:19,961 --> 00:20:23,946
You're not gonna show me
how to wash, are you?
483
00:20:24,006 --> 00:20:26,140
'Cause that'd be cool.
484
00:20:27,952 --> 00:20:33,122
Uh, no, no. L-Look, I-I actually
just, uh, wanted to apologize
485
00:20:33,224 --> 00:20:35,549
for my daughter and her husband.
486
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:38,461
They can't seem to mind
their own business.
487
00:20:38,521 --> 00:20:41,555
Uh-huh. It can run in families.
488
00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:44,300
Oh, no. No, no.
I-I mean, I'm not meddling.
489
00:20:44,318 --> 00:20:46,485
(chuckles):
I-I just want to right a wrong.
490
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,472
Uh, look,
y-you shouldn't cut Jen off
491
00:20:49,532 --> 00:20:51,991
just because of
what Mandy and Kyle did.
492
00:20:52,143 --> 00:20:53,567
I'm sensitive, and I need to be
493
00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:56,645
with somebody else
who's sensitive.
494
00:20:56,664 --> 00:21:00,007
Like you obviously are
for doing this.
495
00:21:01,452 --> 00:21:03,577
Uh, well, uh, that-that's sweet,
496
00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:05,154
but we're not talking
about me right now.
497
00:21:05,214 --> 00:21:06,489
We're talking about Jen.
498
00:21:06,590 --> 00:21:09,183
We could be talking about you.
499
00:21:17,301 --> 00:21:20,444
Are you, are you hitting on me?
500
00:21:20,637 --> 00:21:21,762
(laughs)
501
00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:25,866
Is it working... Vanessa?
502
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:29,603
Uh, bye-bye, Stenchy.
503
00:21:30,647 --> 00:21:33,774
Ugh. Jen, you are not dating
boys anymore!
504
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00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:37,277
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(chicken clucks)
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