1 00:00:10,500 --> 00:00:12,400 - WENDY, I HAD A GREAT TIME LAST NIGHT. 2 00:00:15,733 --> 00:00:17,400 - YOU ARE A CUTIE. 3 00:00:17,433 --> 00:00:19,367 - I AIN'T GONNA ARGUE WITH YOU THERE. 4 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:20,567 [both laugh] 5 00:00:22,167 --> 00:00:25,100 YEAH! 6 00:00:25,133 --> 00:00:26,800 MORNING, HASKELL. - SHH! HOLD ON. 7 00:00:26,833 --> 00:00:29,700 JUST 'CAUSE YOUR DATE IS OVER DOESN'T MEAN MINE IS. 8 00:00:29,733 --> 00:00:31,400 - OH, YOU ONLINE WITH YOUR CYBER-SQUEEZE? 9 00:00:31,433 --> 00:00:33,300 - YEAH. WE SHOULD DOUBLE SOMETIME. 10 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:35,067 I'LL BRING MY LAPTOP. 11 00:00:35,100 --> 00:00:37,800 - WOW, YOU AND REBECCA HAVE BEEN DATING FOR A WHILE. 12 00:00:37,833 --> 00:00:40,100 SEEMS LIKE YOU GUYS ARE GETTING KIND OF SERIOUS. 13 00:00:40,133 --> 00:00:41,800 - HASKELL'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND? 14 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:43,367 [laughs] SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO SOUND SO SHOCKED. 15 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:45,567 YOU'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND? 16 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:47,333 - WHAT IS SO STRANGE ABOUT THAT? 17 00:00:47,367 --> 00:00:49,433 IN FACT, WE'RE ON A DATE RIGHT NOW. 18 00:00:49,467 --> 00:00:51,167 "HOW IS THE WEATHER IN SEATTLE?" 19 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:53,300 - AH, SO THE GIRLFRIEND'S FROM SEATTLE, HUH? 20 00:00:53,333 --> 00:00:54,367 - YEP. 21 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:55,467 - SO SHE COMES HERE? - NOPE. 22 00:00:55,500 --> 00:00:58,133 - SO HE GOES THERE? - NOPE. 23 00:00:58,167 --> 00:00:59,233 - HANG ON. 24 00:00:59,267 --> 00:01:00,800 HASKELL, HAVE YOU EVER ACTUALLY 25 00:01:00,833 --> 00:01:02,300 BEEN IN THE SAME ROOM AS YOUR GIRLFRIEND? 26 00:01:02,333 --> 00:01:03,633 - NOPE. 27 00:01:03,667 --> 00:01:05,467 BUT I SPENT 12 YEARS IN THE SAME ROOM 28 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:06,567 WITH MY EX-WIFE. 29 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:09,633 TRUST ME, IT'S OVERRATED. 30 00:01:09,667 --> 00:01:11,233 - SO, YOU'VE GOT THIS GIRLFRIEND, 31 00:01:11,267 --> 00:01:12,367 BUT ALL YOU DO IS SIT AROUND AND VIDEO CHAT? 32 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:14,100 - NO, NO. NO VIDEO. 33 00:01:14,133 --> 00:01:16,333 ONE CAN EXPRESS ONESELF SO MUCH MORE INTIMATELY 34 00:01:16,367 --> 00:01:18,300 WITH JUST WORDS. 35 00:01:18,333 --> 00:01:20,800 - I DON'T MEAN TO PRY, 36 00:01:20,833 --> 00:01:22,100 BUT HOW DO YOU HAVE SEX? 37 00:01:22,133 --> 00:01:24,467 - OH, THERE'S AN APP FOR THAT. 38 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:28,233 - OH, HEY. LISTEN, GUYS-- 39 00:01:28,267 --> 00:01:29,267 - OH, HOLLY. HOLLY. 40 00:01:29,300 --> 00:01:30,800 PREPARE TO BE WEIRDED OUT. 41 00:01:30,833 --> 00:01:33,167 HASKELL'S ON A DATE WITH HIS VIRTUAL GIRLFRIEND. 42 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:36,200 - OH, REBECCA? TELL HER I SAID HI. 43 00:01:36,233 --> 00:01:37,700 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN. 44 00:01:37,733 --> 00:01:40,100 UM, THERE'S A, UH, PROBLEM DOWN IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM 45 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:43,200 AND I NEED A MAN, PHIL. 46 00:01:43,233 --> 00:01:44,533 - WHOA, HEY, HANG ON, HANG ON. 47 00:01:44,567 --> 00:01:46,367 I MEAN, HOW COME YOU AUTOMATICALLY, YOU KNOW, 48 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:47,433 GO TO PHIL? 49 00:01:47,467 --> 00:01:48,733 HE'S NOT THE ONLY MAN HERE. 50 00:01:48,767 --> 00:01:50,267 - OKAY, FINE. 51 00:01:50,300 --> 00:01:51,767 UM, THERE'S A BIG, SCARY HOMELESS MAN 52 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:52,833 DOWN IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM, 53 00:01:52,867 --> 00:01:54,267 AND I NEED HELP BOOTING HIM OUT. 54 00:01:54,300 --> 00:01:56,533 - YOU WANT TO GET THAT, PHIL? 55 00:01:56,567 --> 00:01:58,133 - OH, I WOULD, 56 00:01:58,167 --> 00:01:59,833 BUT I'D RATHER SIT HERE AND WATCH YOU SQUIRM 57 00:01:59,867 --> 00:02:02,733 LIKE A SCARED LITTLE GIRL. 58 00:02:02,767 --> 00:02:06,600 - ALL RIGHT, BUTCH, YOU'RE UP. 59 00:02:06,633 --> 00:02:07,633 [upbeat music] 60 00:02:07,667 --> 00:02:10,100 - * DO-DO DO DO 61 00:02:10,133 --> 00:02:12,133 * DO-DO DEE DA 62 00:02:12,167 --> 00:02:14,200 * DO DO DO DO 63 00:02:17,433 --> 00:02:19,133 - THAT THE HOMELESS GUY? 64 00:02:19,167 --> 00:02:22,233 - NO, STUART, THAT'S THE PARTY PLANNER FROM 4C. 65 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:23,300 - ALL RIGHT. [clears throat] 66 00:02:23,333 --> 00:02:26,233 DON'T WORRY, I GOT THIS. 67 00:02:26,267 --> 00:02:29,100 WHOA. THAT IS ONE LARGE BUM. 68 00:02:29,133 --> 00:02:30,767 - IT'S GO TIME, CUPCAKE. 69 00:02:33,267 --> 00:02:35,067 - LISTEN, BUDDY. 70 00:02:35,100 --> 00:02:37,267 THIS--UH, THIS LAUNDRY ROOM IS FOR TENANTS ONLY, 71 00:02:37,300 --> 00:02:39,267 SO I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE. 72 00:02:39,300 --> 00:02:40,500 NOW, WE CAN DO THIS THE HARD WAY 73 00:02:40,533 --> 00:02:42,100 OR WE CAN DO IT THE EASY WAY, 74 00:02:42,133 --> 00:02:45,400 AND I, FOR ONE, AM PRAYING FOR THE EASY WAY. 75 00:02:45,433 --> 00:02:46,833 - I DIDN'T MEAN TO UPSET ANYONE. 76 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:48,700 I'LL GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT AWAY. 77 00:02:48,733 --> 00:02:49,700 SORRY. 78 00:02:49,733 --> 00:02:51,200 - NO, I'M SORRY. 79 00:02:51,233 --> 00:02:52,367 I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE SUCH A BULLY. 80 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:53,667 YOU KNOW WHAT? TAKE YOUR TIME. 81 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:55,167 AND FINISH THAT SPIN CYCLE, 82 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,167 OR YOU'LL NEVER GET THE WRINKLES OUT. 83 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:58,533 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING, STUART? 84 00:02:58,567 --> 00:03:00,500 - I'M SHOWING SOMETHING CALLED COMPASSION. 85 00:03:00,533 --> 00:03:02,267 BY THE WAY, SIR, I DIDN'T CATCH YOUR NAME. 86 00:03:02,300 --> 00:03:03,400 - MY NAME'S BOB. 87 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:05,133 - HI, BOB. I'M STUART. 88 00:03:05,167 --> 00:03:06,533 THIS IS HOLLY. WE LIVE HERE IN THIS BUILDING. 89 00:03:06,567 --> 00:03:07,900 - WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL HIM I LIVE ALONE? 90 00:03:07,933 --> 00:03:10,400 OH, GREAT. NOW I JUST TOLD HIM. 91 00:03:10,433 --> 00:03:12,567 - JUST STOP OVERREACTING, OKAY? 92 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:14,467 HE'S NOT A THREAT. - [scoffs] 93 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:17,167 - UH, HERE YOU GO, BOB. 94 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:20,600 - 20 BUCKS? THANKS. 95 00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:23,433 - WHY DON'T YOU JUST OPEN HIM UP A 401k? 96 00:03:23,467 --> 00:03:25,500 LISTEN, STRANGER. 97 00:03:25,533 --> 00:03:26,800 JUST FINISH WITH YOUR BUSINESS, 98 00:03:26,833 --> 00:03:28,433 AND THEN YOU'D BEST BE MOVING ON. 99 00:03:28,467 --> 00:03:32,133 WHEN DID I TURN INTO THE SHERIFF OF TOMBSTONE? 100 00:03:41,167 --> 00:03:42,300 - HEY! 101 00:03:42,333 --> 00:03:43,800 WHAT ARE YOU DOING BARGING IN HERE? 102 00:03:43,833 --> 00:03:46,833 CAN'T YOU SEE I WANT TO BE ALONE WITH MY LADY? 103 00:03:48,100 --> 00:03:49,400 - SORRY. SORRY. 104 00:03:49,433 --> 00:03:51,733 DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE ON A DATE. 105 00:03:53,833 --> 00:03:56,233 AH, YOU'RE STUCK IN HERE TOO, HUH? 106 00:03:56,267 --> 00:04:00,667 - COME ON, MAN. HE'S GOT A LADY OVER. 107 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:02,167 - ALL RIGHT, LOOK. 108 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,333 I'M A PRETTY OPEN-MINDED GUY, OKAY? 109 00:04:04,367 --> 00:04:05,767 MAN AND WOMAN. WOMAN AND WOMAN. 110 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:07,200 MAN AND MAN. IT'S ALL GREAT. 111 00:04:07,233 --> 00:04:08,267 MAN AND LAPTOP? 112 00:04:08,300 --> 00:04:11,200 I'M NOT MARCHING IN THAT PARADE. 113 00:04:11,233 --> 00:04:12,233 - OH, GOD! 114 00:04:12,267 --> 00:04:14,733 NO! NO! NO! NO! 115 00:04:14,767 --> 00:04:16,700 - HASKELL, IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 116 00:04:16,733 --> 00:04:18,400 - REBECCA'S FLYING INTO TOWN TOMORROW 117 00:04:18,433 --> 00:04:19,567 AND SHE WANTS TO SEE ME. 118 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:21,567 - AH, WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME. 119 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:23,067 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 120 00:04:23,100 --> 00:04:24,167 - I DON'T THINK SHE WOULD RECOGNIZE ME 121 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:26,467 FROM THE PICTURE I POSTED. 122 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:27,700 - WHAT'D YOU DO? 123 00:04:27,733 --> 00:04:29,367 PUT UP AN OLD PICTURE OF YOURSELF? 124 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:31,700 - NO, I PUT UP A NEW PICTURE... 125 00:04:31,733 --> 00:04:34,233 OF YOU. 126 00:04:41,267 --> 00:04:42,600 - HASKELL, WHY? 127 00:04:42,633 --> 00:04:43,867 WHY WOULD YOU PUT A PICTURE UP 128 00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:44,933 OF ME AND NOT YOURSELF? 129 00:04:44,967 --> 00:04:46,333 - WELL, LET'S FACE IT. 130 00:04:46,367 --> 00:04:49,200 MY MALE MODELING DAYS ARE OVER. 131 00:04:49,233 --> 00:04:50,700 SURE, I MIGHT GET SOME HAND AND FOOT WORK, 132 00:04:50,733 --> 00:04:52,800 BUT THE PRETTY IS GONE. 133 00:04:52,833 --> 00:04:54,433 NOW WE'VE GOT A BIG PROBLEM! 134 00:04:54,467 --> 00:04:55,600 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WE"? 135 00:04:55,633 --> 00:04:57,300 - WELL, SHE THINKS I LOOK LIKE YOU, 136 00:04:57,333 --> 00:04:58,600 WHICH MEANS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO ON THE DATE 137 00:04:58,633 --> 00:04:59,733 WITH HER AND TELL HER THAT YOU'RE ME. 138 00:04:59,767 --> 00:05:01,267 - EVEN IF I AGREED TO THIS, 139 00:05:01,300 --> 00:05:02,567 HOW AM I GONNA MAKE IT THROUGH A DATE? 140 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:04,567 YOU GUYS KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT EACH OTHER. 141 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,567 - I'LL TEACH YOU. 142 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:07,833 I'LL TRAIN YOU. 143 00:05:07,867 --> 00:05:11,267 I'LL BECOME YOUR SENSEI. 144 00:05:11,300 --> 00:05:12,700 BEFORE I'M DONE WITH YOU, 145 00:05:12,733 --> 00:05:17,967 YOU WILL EAT, SLEEP, AND BREATHE HASKELL LUTZ. 146 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:21,233 - YOU TRYING TO TALK ME INTO THIS OR OUT OF IT? 147 00:05:21,267 --> 00:05:23,233 - PHILLIP, I THINK THESE GOT MIXED IN 148 00:05:23,267 --> 00:05:25,433 WITH MY LAUNDRY BY MISTAKE. 149 00:05:25,467 --> 00:05:27,067 - UM, THEY'RE MINE. 150 00:05:27,067 --> 00:05:28,567 - OOH. 151 00:05:30,667 --> 00:05:33,767 - PERFECT, YOU CAN WEAR THEM ON YOUR DATE WITH REBECCA. 152 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,800 - YOU'RE FINALLY GONNA MEET REBECCA? 153 00:05:35,833 --> 00:05:36,800 - UH, PHIL IS. 154 00:05:36,833 --> 00:05:38,467 - OH, NO, PHIL'S NOT. 155 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:39,767 CHECK OUT WHAT THIS GENIUS DID. 156 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:41,600 HE POSTED MY PICTURE ONLINE INSTEAD OF HIS, 157 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:43,367 AND NOW HE WANTS ME TO PRETEND TO BE HIM. 158 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:44,500 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? 159 00:05:44,533 --> 00:05:46,167 - THAT'S ONLY FAIR. - WHAT? 160 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:47,567 - YOU OWE HIM. COME ON. 161 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,367 YOU THINK YOU'RE EASY TO LIVE WITH? 162 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:51,800 HOW MANY TIMES HAS THIS GUY HAD TO DEAL WITH ANGRY WOMEN 163 00:05:51,833 --> 00:05:54,333 BANGING ON THE DOOR BECAUSE YOU NEVER CALLED THEM BACK? 164 00:05:54,367 --> 00:05:56,333 - ONE OF THEM KICKED ME IN THE CROTCH AND SAID, 165 00:05:56,367 --> 00:06:00,533 "GIVE THIS TO PHIL." 166 00:06:00,567 --> 00:06:02,900 - FINE. 167 00:06:02,933 --> 00:06:04,633 ONE DATE. TWO DRINKS. 168 00:06:04,667 --> 00:06:05,867 YOU'RE BUYING. 169 00:06:05,900 --> 00:06:07,600 - OH, THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! 170 00:06:07,633 --> 00:06:09,267 - AWW, YOU GUYS WORKED IT OUT. I'M PROUD OF YOU. 171 00:06:09,300 --> 00:06:12,367 I'M RAISIN' ME SOME FINE BOYS HERE. 172 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:16,333 NOW I'M TALKING LIKE A WIDOWED RANCHER. 173 00:06:18,700 --> 00:06:21,933 - OKAY, HASKELL LUTZ POP QUIZ. 174 00:06:21,967 --> 00:06:23,767 REBECCA AND I SHARE A COMMON PASSION, WHICH IS? 175 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,700 - A LOVE OF ASTRONOMY. - I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE? 176 00:06:25,733 --> 00:06:27,333 - AN ASTRONAUT? - BECAUSE? 177 00:06:27,367 --> 00:06:28,567 - AT A YOUNG AGE, YOU REALIZED YOU LOVED SPACE 178 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:29,600 AND HAD A GIFT FOR SITTING ON YOUR ASS 179 00:06:29,633 --> 00:06:30,600 FOR ENORMOUS PERIODS OF TIME. 180 00:06:30,633 --> 00:06:33,867 - AHH. 181 00:06:33,900 --> 00:06:35,533 I HAD THE RIGHT STUFF. 182 00:06:35,567 --> 00:06:37,533 JUST TOO MUCH OF IT. 183 00:06:37,567 --> 00:06:38,533 AND REBECCA? 184 00:06:38,567 --> 00:06:40,367 - SHE SMELLS. - NO! 185 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,933 - SHE'S A PERFUMIST. - OH, RIGHT. RIGHT. 186 00:06:41,967 --> 00:06:44,233 - SHE CREATES SCENTS. 187 00:06:44,267 --> 00:06:45,733 WHICH REMINDS ME. 188 00:06:45,767 --> 00:06:47,800 - HEY! HEY! 189 00:06:47,833 --> 00:06:50,433 - IT'S THE SCENT THAT REBECCA BLENDED ESPECIALLY FOR ME. 190 00:06:50,467 --> 00:06:53,267 "SUMMER LUTZ." 191 00:06:53,300 --> 00:06:54,833 - OH, WELL, I SMELLED LUTZ LAST SUMMER. 192 00:06:54,867 --> 00:06:57,733 IT DIDN'T SMELL ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 193 00:06:57,767 --> 00:06:59,867 - HEY--OOH, NICE-LOOKIN', PHIL. 194 00:06:59,900 --> 00:07:02,600 - YEAH. BUT NO PHIL HERE. 195 00:07:02,633 --> 00:07:05,400 FOR THE NEXT TWO HOURS, I'M HASKELL LUTZ. 196 00:07:05,433 --> 00:07:06,833 - YOU SURE YOU CAN PULL THIS OFF? 197 00:07:06,867 --> 00:07:09,800 B.S.-ING A WOMAN AND THEN SENDING HER ON HER WAY? 198 00:07:09,833 --> 00:07:11,433 YEAH, YOU'RE GOOD TO GO. 199 00:07:11,467 --> 00:07:14,067 STUART! 200 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:15,367 ARE YOU HAPPY? 201 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:16,800 YOU FED THE CAT, AND IT CAME BACK. 202 00:07:16,833 --> 00:07:19,267 HOMELESS BOB IS DOWN IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM AGAIN. 203 00:07:19,300 --> 00:07:21,400 - WELL, I'M NOT SURPRISED. 204 00:07:21,433 --> 00:07:23,267 BECAUSE THE STAINS ON HIS CLOTHES ARE ONE THING, 205 00:07:23,300 --> 00:07:25,333 BUT THERE'S NO DETERGENT STRONG ENOUGH TO REMOVE THE STAINS 206 00:07:25,367 --> 00:07:28,733 SOCIETY PUTS ON A MAN'S SOUL. 207 00:07:28,767 --> 00:07:30,467 - WOW. 208 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:32,267 I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME SOMEONE 209 00:07:32,300 --> 00:07:35,500 SO COMPLETELY WASTED MY TIME. 210 00:07:35,533 --> 00:07:37,533 GO TOSS HIM! 211 00:07:42,567 --> 00:07:44,433 - [gasps] HASKELL! 212 00:07:44,467 --> 00:07:46,933 - REBECCA! - REBECCA. 213 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:49,700 - THE PERFUMIST FROM SEATTLE. 214 00:07:49,733 --> 00:07:51,233 - [clears throat] - OKAY. 215 00:07:51,267 --> 00:07:53,233 [nervous laugh] 216 00:07:53,267 --> 00:07:54,867 - I HAVE TO ADMIT I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS. 217 00:07:54,900 --> 00:07:56,567 I WAS AFRAID THAT WHEN WE MET IN PERSON 218 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:59,467 IT WOULDN'T BE AS SPECIAL AS WHAT WE HAVE ONLINE. 219 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:01,933 THE, UH, CHEMISTRY WOULDN'T BE THERE. 220 00:08:01,967 --> 00:08:04,367 - OH, BUT IT IS. [both laugh] 221 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,067 YEAH. 222 00:08:06,067 --> 00:08:08,367 THE CHEMISTRY IS HAPPENING. 223 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:11,067 THE ATOMS ARE MIXING. 224 00:08:11,067 --> 00:08:12,867 WE GOT IT GOING ON. 225 00:08:12,900 --> 00:08:14,467 [laughs] 226 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:16,300 - IT'S FUNNY, HASKELL. 227 00:08:16,333 --> 00:08:19,833 YOU IMAGINE HOW SOMEONE'S GONNA SOUND IN PERSON, 228 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:23,233 AND YOU'RE NOT IT. 229 00:08:23,267 --> 00:08:26,633 - OH, WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE, REBECCA, 230 00:08:26,667 --> 00:08:29,500 I'M ALSO NERVOUS. 231 00:08:29,533 --> 00:08:31,967 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'M AS NERVOUS 232 00:08:32,067 --> 00:08:36,067 AS THAT TIME IN HIGH SCHOOL WHEN I WAS A DRUM MAJOR 233 00:08:36,067 --> 00:08:38,733 AND I ACCIDENTALLY LED THE MARCHING BAND ONTO THE FREEWAY. 234 00:08:38,767 --> 00:08:41,300 - WHICH WAS A BLESSING IN DISGUISE, 235 00:08:41,333 --> 00:08:42,933 BECAUSE IF YOU HADN'T GOTTEN KICKED OUT OF BAND, 236 00:08:42,967 --> 00:08:46,833 YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER JOINED THE DIVING TEAM. 237 00:08:46,867 --> 00:08:49,633 - HASKELL WAS A DIVER? 238 00:08:49,667 --> 00:08:51,700 - [confused] LED YOUR TEAM TO STATE. 239 00:08:51,733 --> 00:08:54,267 - SHUT UP! 240 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:56,867 - HASKELL, I'M GETTING A WEIRD FEELING. 241 00:08:56,900 --> 00:08:58,400 SOMETHING DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT. 242 00:08:58,433 --> 00:08:59,733 - NO, WAIT, NO. 243 00:08:59,767 --> 00:09:02,067 LOOK, REBECCA, CAN I BE HONEST WITH YOU? 244 00:09:02,067 --> 00:09:03,233 - YEAH. 245 00:09:03,267 --> 00:09:04,733 - OKAY. - OKAY. 246 00:09:04,767 --> 00:09:06,967 - BEING HERE WITH YOU, 247 00:09:07,067 --> 00:09:08,933 SEEING YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME, 248 00:09:08,967 --> 00:09:10,067 I'M FORGETTING WHO I AM. 249 00:09:10,067 --> 00:09:11,667 [chuckles] YEAH. 250 00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:14,567 BUT SITTING HERE WITH YOU, 251 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:18,067 HOLDING YOUR HANDS AND LOOKING INTO YOUR EYES, 252 00:09:18,067 --> 00:09:19,833 I KNOW THIS IS RIGHT. 253 00:09:19,867 --> 00:09:21,833 - THAT IS THE SWEETEST THING YOU'VE EVER SAID TO ME, 254 00:09:21,867 --> 00:09:23,900 HASKELL RASCAL. 255 00:09:23,933 --> 00:09:25,567 - I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, 256 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:28,567 BUT THIS RASCAL COULD USE A DRINK. 257 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:29,800 - LET'S ORDER OUR FAVORITES. 258 00:09:29,833 --> 00:09:31,333 - OKAY. - OKAY. 259 00:09:31,367 --> 00:09:34,067 - UM...YOU KNOW WHAT? 260 00:09:34,067 --> 00:09:35,233 WHY DON'T YOU ORDER IT? 261 00:09:35,267 --> 00:09:36,567 - ALL RIGHT. 262 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:40,067 TWO VIRGIN LAVENDER LILAC MARTINIS, PLEASE! 263 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:44,733 - FLOWERS AND NO ALCOHOL. 264 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:49,433 LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! 265 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:55,933 - HI, HOLLY. - OH! JEEZ-- 266 00:09:55,967 --> 00:09:57,933 STUART, YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME. 267 00:09:57,967 --> 00:09:59,733 - OH, SORRY. SORRY. 268 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:00,733 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 269 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,300 HOW DID YOU EVEN GET IN? 270 00:10:02,333 --> 00:10:04,567 - OH, I USED THAT EMERGENCY KEY YOU GAVE US. 271 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:06,900 - STUART, THAT KEY IS ONLY TO BE USED 272 00:10:06,933 --> 00:10:08,767 IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD FROM ME IN A COUPLE DAYS 273 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:12,900 AND THERE'S A HORRIFIC SMELL COMING FROM UNDERNEATH MY DOOR. 274 00:10:12,933 --> 00:10:15,300 - WELL, TRUST ME, I HAD A VERY GOOD REASON. 275 00:10:15,333 --> 00:10:16,667 [water running] 276 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:19,033 - IS THAT MY SHOWER? 277 00:10:20,833 --> 00:10:22,933 STUART, WHO'S IN MY SHOWER? 278 00:10:22,967 --> 00:10:24,567 - WELL, YOU SEE, PHIL WAS TYING UP THE BATHROOM 279 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:25,867 GETTING READY FOR HIS DATE. 280 00:10:25,900 --> 00:10:27,767 - OH, MY GOD. HASKELL'S IN MY SHOWER? 281 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:29,233 - NO. NO. NO. 282 00:10:29,267 --> 00:10:30,567 OF COURSE NOT. 283 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:33,867 HOMELESS BOB IS. 284 00:10:38,567 --> 00:10:40,233 - WHAT IS HE DOING IN MY SHOWER? 285 00:10:40,267 --> 00:10:41,800 - HOLLY, I WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO KICK HIM OUT, 286 00:10:41,833 --> 00:10:43,400 WE STARTED TALKING. 287 00:10:43,433 --> 00:10:44,867 YOU KNOW, HE GOT LAID OFF, HIS WIFE LEFT HIM, 288 00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:46,667 HE LOST HIS MONEY, HE-- LOOK, HE JUST-- 289 00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:48,867 HE JUST NEEDS A LITTLE HELP TO GET BACK ON HIS FEET. 290 00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:50,433 - I WANT HIM OUT OF HERE, STUART, 291 00:10:50,467 --> 00:10:53,167 AND I WANT HIM OUT OF HERE NOW. 292 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:56,200 - HELLO. 293 00:11:01,067 --> 00:11:02,833 - HELLO YOURSELF. 294 00:11:02,867 --> 00:11:04,600 - I HOPE I'M NOT IMPOSING, OKAY? 295 00:11:04,633 --> 00:11:06,067 I'LL JUST-- I'LL JUST GO GET DRESSED. 296 00:11:06,067 --> 00:11:09,267 - NO HURRY. NO HURRY AT ALL. 297 00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:10,600 - UM, HERE YOU GO, BOB. 298 00:11:10,633 --> 00:11:11,767 ACTUALLY, I-I BOUGHT YOU SOME NEW CLOTHES. 299 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:12,767 I HOPE THEY'RE THE RIGHT SIZE. 300 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:15,667 - YEAH, SIZE BIG. 301 00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:17,433 - THANKS, STUART. 302 00:11:17,467 --> 00:11:19,267 YOU KNOW, THIS IS GONNA HELP ME GET MY LIFE BACK ON TRACK. 303 00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:20,667 STEP ONE IS LOOKING GOOD. 304 00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:23,633 - BIG OL' CHECK ON STEP ONE. 305 00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:25,867 - ANYWAYS, THANK YOU BOTH FOR YOUR KINDNESS. 306 00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:27,300 I MEANT WHAT I SAID ABOUT A NEW START. 307 00:11:27,333 --> 00:11:28,500 I'M NOT GONNA DISAPPOINT YOU. 308 00:11:28,533 --> 00:11:31,367 - OH, GOD BLESS YOU, BOB. 309 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,067 I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU. YOU'RE OUT THERE. 310 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:34,500 YOU'RE STARTING A NEW LIFE 311 00:11:34,533 --> 00:11:38,333 AND KEEPING IN TERRIFIC SHAPE. 312 00:11:38,367 --> 00:11:40,600 - YOU ARE A VERY CARING WOMAN. - OH. 313 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:42,233 - YOU KNOW, I DON'T MEAN TO BE FORWARD, BUT I'M GONNA BE 314 00:11:42,267 --> 00:11:43,433 AT THAT BAR DOWNSTAIRS LATER, 315 00:11:43,467 --> 00:11:44,900 AND I WOULD LOVE TO BUY YOU A DRINK. 316 00:11:44,933 --> 00:11:47,167 - WELL, WHY DON'T YOU WEAR WHAT YOU HAVE ON 317 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:49,533 SO I'LL RECOGNIZE YOU? 318 00:11:59,433 --> 00:12:00,733 - FINALLY, YOU'RE BACK! 319 00:12:00,767 --> 00:12:04,267 - YOU WERE A DIVER? [laughs] 320 00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:06,267 - FORGET ABOUT THAT. TELL ME ABOUT REBECCA. 321 00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:07,700 WHAT WAS SHE LIKE? WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT? 322 00:12:07,733 --> 00:12:09,233 WHAT KIND OF SCENT DID SHE WEAR? 323 00:12:09,267 --> 00:12:10,933 [sniffs] OH, MY GOD. 324 00:12:10,967 --> 00:12:13,733 ROSES AND HIBISCUS. 325 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:14,767 - STOP SNIFFING ME. 326 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,067 - BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING 327 00:12:16,067 --> 00:12:17,633 IS SHE BELIEVED YOU, RIGHT? 328 00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:19,367 - OH, ABSOLUTELY, MAN. 329 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,267 SHE'S ON HER WAY BACK TO THE AIRPORT RIGHT NOW. 330 00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:22,600 IN A COUPLE OF HOURS, YOU CAN GO BACK 331 00:12:22,633 --> 00:12:23,733 TO FEELING UP YOUR LAPTOP. 332 00:12:23,767 --> 00:12:25,500 - [sighs] 333 00:12:25,533 --> 00:12:27,067 THAT'S ALL I ASK. 334 00:12:27,067 --> 00:12:29,267 [doorbell] 335 00:12:31,633 --> 00:12:33,633 - HI, IS HASKELL HERE? 336 00:12:41,067 --> 00:12:41,967 [knock at door] 337 00:12:42,067 --> 00:12:44,067 - [groan] 338 00:12:46,067 --> 00:12:49,533 - I'M SORRY, BUT HASKELL LUTZ DOES LIVE HERE, RIGHT? 339 00:12:49,567 --> 00:12:52,800 - YES. 340 00:12:52,833 --> 00:12:54,833 YES, HE DOES. 341 00:12:54,867 --> 00:12:57,267 HASKELL. HE LIVE HERE. 342 00:12:59,433 --> 00:13:00,467 - CAN I COME IN? 343 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:02,367 - OF COURSE! 344 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:03,967 COME IN, REBECCA. 345 00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:05,533 - HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME? 346 00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:09,833 - I...KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. 347 00:13:09,867 --> 00:13:12,533 HASKELL! HE-HE TALKS ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME. 348 00:13:12,567 --> 00:13:14,367 I'M, UH-- I'M PHIL, 349 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:17,567 HIS HANDSOME, DEVIL MAY CARE, BED-HOPPING ROOMMATE. 350 00:13:19,267 --> 00:13:21,733 - SO, UH, PHIL, COULD YOU, 351 00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:24,567 UH, GET HASKELL FOR ME? 352 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:28,500 - OF COURSE! YES, UH, HASKELL! 353 00:13:28,533 --> 00:13:30,600 YOU'VE GOT COMPANY! 354 00:13:30,633 --> 00:13:31,800 - WHAT? MAN, I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF-- 355 00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:34,767 HA-HA-HA! HEY! 356 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,533 REBECCA! 357 00:13:36,567 --> 00:13:38,633 I PUT YOU IN A CAB. WHY AREN'T YOU IN A CAB? 358 00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:40,300 - I BOOKED A LATER FLIGHT. 359 00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:41,733 I REALIZED I WASN'T READY TO LEAVE 360 00:13:41,767 --> 00:13:43,267 AFTER WE KISSED GOOD-BYE. 361 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,233 - KISS? 362 00:13:45,267 --> 00:13:47,800 THERE WAS A KISS? 363 00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:50,333 - UH, PHIL, CAN I SEE YOU IN THE KITCHEN? 364 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,600 - OH, HEY. YOU MUST BE REBECCA. 365 00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:55,800 - YES, AND I'M HASKELL. 366 00:13:55,833 --> 00:14:00,900 - I'M PHIL. 367 00:14:00,933 --> 00:14:04,067 - AM I STILL STUART? 368 00:14:04,067 --> 00:14:06,533 - OF COURSE YOU ARE. 369 00:14:09,633 --> 00:14:11,067 - WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 370 00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,633 - OKAY, FIRST, YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN. 371 00:14:12,667 --> 00:14:13,633 - IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT. 372 00:14:13,667 --> 00:14:16,933 I NEVER SAID TO KISS HER! 373 00:14:16,967 --> 00:14:19,700 WHAT SWEET NECTAR OF THE GODS DID HER LIPS TASTE LIKE? 374 00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:23,633 - [groans] 375 00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:24,900 - OH, FORGET IT! 376 00:14:24,933 --> 00:14:26,567 I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. 377 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,733 JUST BEING NEAR THAT WOMAN IS EXQUISITE TORTURE. 378 00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,900 - ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF THIS. 379 00:14:30,933 --> 00:14:32,833 HASKELL RASCAL IS GONNA MAKE SURE 380 00:14:32,867 --> 00:14:34,767 THAT REBECCA GETS BACK IN THAT CAB. 381 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:38,500 - SHE USED MY NICKNAME? 382 00:14:38,533 --> 00:14:42,900 SHE IS MY LOVE, MY LIFE, MY EVERYTHING. 383 00:14:42,933 --> 00:14:47,233 NOW GET HER THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 384 00:14:47,267 --> 00:14:48,900 - HI, HI. - HI, EDEN. 385 00:14:48,933 --> 00:14:50,600 - UH, HOLLY? 386 00:14:50,633 --> 00:14:52,300 WHY ARE YOU WEARING A PARTY-TILL-YOU-DROP TOP 387 00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:54,667 WITH I'VE-GIVEN-UP-HOPE SWEATPANTS? 388 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:59,867 - BECAUSE THERE'S THIS REALLY GORGEOUS GUY 389 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,700 WAITING FOR ME IN THE BAR DOWNSTAIRS, 390 00:15:01,733 --> 00:15:03,467 BUT I'M HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS. 391 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:06,867 - ABOUT WHAT? WHICH PART TO JUMP FIRST? 392 00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:08,600 I'M SORRY, I'M NOT GETTING THE PROBLEM. 393 00:15:08,633 --> 00:15:13,467 - WELL, YOU SEE, HE'S KIND OF THE OUTDOORSY TYPE. 394 00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:16,067 H-HE MOVES AROUND A LOT. 395 00:15:16,067 --> 00:15:17,767 OKAY. HE'S HOMELESS. 396 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,467 - WELL, WHAT? DOES HE SMELL? 397 00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:20,767 IS HE MISSING ANY TEETH? 398 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:23,867 ARE HIS BEST FRIENDS NOT REALLY THERE? 399 00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:25,267 - NO. 400 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,733 - THEN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 401 00:15:26,767 --> 00:15:29,067 YOU NEED TO POUNCE ON THAT. 402 00:15:29,067 --> 00:15:30,800 - IT'S JUST THAT I'M TORN. 403 00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:32,900 I MEAN, I'VE ALWAYS HAD THIS IMAGE OF THE KIND OF GUY 404 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:35,633 I SHOULD BE WITH, AND I-I DON'T ASK FOR MUCH, 405 00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:37,900 BUT A ROOF WOULD BE NICE. 406 00:15:37,933 --> 00:15:39,500 - HOLLY, LISTEN TO ME. 407 00:15:39,533 --> 00:15:40,833 YOU'RE A SINGLE WOMAN LIVING IN NEW YORK 408 00:15:40,867 --> 00:15:44,733 WHO HAS THE INSIDE TRACK ON A HOT, AVAILABLE GUY. 409 00:15:44,767 --> 00:15:47,867 I THINK IT WAS A HUGE MISTAKE YOU EVEN TOLD ME. 410 00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,433 - YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. 411 00:15:51,467 --> 00:15:54,933 GUYS WHO LIVE INDOORS HAVEN'T WORKED OUT SO WELL. 412 00:15:54,967 --> 00:15:56,533 MAYBE IT'S TIME TO WIDEN THE NET. 413 00:15:56,567 --> 00:15:58,700 I'M GONNA GO FOR IT! - OH, YEAH, YOU ARE! 414 00:15:58,733 --> 00:16:00,400 WAIT TILL EVERYONE AT THE OFFICE FINDS OUT 415 00:16:00,433 --> 00:16:03,467 YOUR DROUGHT'S FINALLY OVER. 416 00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:04,767 I'M SO HAPPY, I DON'T EVEN CARE 417 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:08,300 IF I LOSE THE POOL. 418 00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:10,867 - SO THIS IS THE COMPUTER WHERE ALL THE MAGIC HAPPENS. 419 00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:13,900 THE TYPING, THE LOLs, THE OMGs. 420 00:16:13,933 --> 00:16:18,233 YOU KNOW, WHERE WE GET ONLINE FUNKY. 421 00:16:18,267 --> 00:16:20,633 - WE DON'T NEED A COMPUTER, HASKELL. 422 00:16:20,667 --> 00:16:24,367 I'M RIGHT HERE. RIGHT NEXT TO YOU. 423 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,933 HELLO. 424 00:16:27,967 --> 00:16:32,367 - HELLO BACK. 425 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,600 SMILEY WINK. 426 00:16:33,633 --> 00:16:35,867 [laughs] 427 00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:38,567 - I LOVE HOW YOU'RE SHY, HASKELL. 428 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:39,800 TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, 429 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:43,067 IT BRINGS OUT THE BAD GIRL IN ME. 430 00:16:43,067 --> 00:16:44,967 [phone rings] 431 00:16:45,067 --> 00:16:49,767 - SLOWLY MOVE AWAY FROM THE WOMAN ON THE COUCH. 432 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,667 - I'M TRYING, MAN. 433 00:16:55,067 --> 00:16:57,267 - HASKELL, WE'RE FINALLY TOGETHER. 434 00:16:57,300 --> 00:16:58,733 YOU AND ME. 435 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,833 THIS MOMENT HAS BEEN BUILDING UP INSIDE OF ME FOR MONTHS. 436 00:17:00,867 --> 00:17:02,767 THE WANTING, THE NEEDING, 437 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,767 THE HAVING TO HAVE YOU TAKE ME. 438 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:05,967 TAKE ME NOW. 439 00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:08,067 - YOU GOT IT, BABY. 440 00:17:09,367 --> 00:17:12,067 - YOU SON OF A BITCH! 441 00:17:12,067 --> 00:17:13,767 - WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON HERE? 442 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:14,833 - I'LL YOU WHAT'S GOING ON. 443 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,500 THAT MAN IS AN IMPOSTOR. 444 00:17:16,533 --> 00:17:18,467 HE IS NOT HASKELL LUTZ! 445 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,633 - ARE YOU CRAZY, OF COURSE HE IS! 446 00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:23,667 - YEAH, ARE YOU CRAZY? OF COURSE I AM! 447 00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:25,567 - OH, REALLY? 448 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:28,800 DOES HE KNOW THAT YOUR FAVORITE POEM IS ODE TO A NIGHTINGALE, 449 00:17:28,833 --> 00:17:31,300 WHICH HAPPENS TO BE YOUR FAVORITE BIRD? 450 00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:34,867 DOES HE KNOW THAT--THAT YOU CRY WHEN YOU WATCH COMEDIES? 451 00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:38,667 THAT YOUR FAVORITE AUNT HAS A FRUIT FARM OUTSIDE SPOKANE, 452 00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:41,267 WHERE YOUR FATHER PROPOSED TO YOUR MOTHER 453 00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:46,467 UNDER THE WATCHFUL EYE OF A THREE-LEGGED DOG NAMED SCOTTY? 454 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,933 NO, OF COURSE HE DOESN'T. 455 00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:50,333 AND YOU KNOW WHY? 456 00:17:50,367 --> 00:17:53,467 BECAUSE HE ISN'T HASKELL LUTZ. 457 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:56,367 I AM. 458 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,700 - OH, MY GOD, YOU ARE HASKELL. 459 00:17:58,733 --> 00:18:02,833 - YES. IT'S ME. 460 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,500 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF SICK GAME 461 00:18:07,533 --> 00:18:08,500 YOU TWO ARE PLAYING, 462 00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:12,400 BUT I AM OUT OF HERE. 463 00:18:16,833 --> 00:18:21,533 - WOW. 464 00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:24,300 SO HOW'D SCOTTY LOSE HIS LEG? 465 00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:34,167 - OH, BOB! 466 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,600 THANK GOD YOU'RE STILL HERE. 467 00:18:35,633 --> 00:18:37,067 I'M SORRY I WAS LATE. 468 00:18:37,067 --> 00:18:39,767 I WAS JUST HAVING THESE SILLY LITTLE THOUGHTS 469 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:42,067 BECAUSE OF YOU BEING, YOU KNOW, 470 00:18:42,067 --> 00:18:44,533 ROOF-CHALLENGED. 471 00:18:44,567 --> 00:18:45,700 BUT THEN I JUST THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, WHY NOT 472 00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:46,967 JUST GIVE THE GUY A CHANCE 473 00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:48,133 AND LOOK PAST ALL THAT? 474 00:18:48,167 --> 00:18:49,633 SO HERE I AM. 475 00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:51,100 - YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY, HOLLY. 476 00:18:51,133 --> 00:18:54,133 I-I MET SOMEBODY ELSE. 477 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,800 - WHA-- 478 00:18:56,833 --> 00:18:57,833 WHEN? 479 00:18:57,867 --> 00:18:59,200 - WHILE I WAS WAITING FOR YOU. 480 00:18:59,233 --> 00:19:02,067 - BUT IT WAS ONLY 20 MINUTES! 481 00:19:02,067 --> 00:19:03,967 EDEN WAS RIGHT. I HAD THE INSIDE TRACK. 482 00:19:04,067 --> 00:19:06,567 I SHOULD HAVE POUNCED! I SHOULD HAVE POUNCED! 483 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,233 - LOOK, HOLLY, YOU'RE A GREAT GIRL, OKAY? 484 00:19:08,267 --> 00:19:09,867 I GOT SOME FRIENDS I CAN INTRODUCE YOU TO. 485 00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:11,267 MY BUDDY, SCRATCH, IS SINGLE. 486 00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:15,067 - PLEASE, I'M NOT THAT DESPERATE. 487 00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:17,600 HAVE HIM STOP BY THE LAUNDRY ROOM. 488 00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:22,633 - HI, REBECCA? 489 00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:24,100 - YOU AGAIN? 490 00:19:24,133 --> 00:19:26,233 - JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE, AND THEN I'LL WALK AWAY. 491 00:19:26,267 --> 00:19:27,900 - OKAY. 492 00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:29,900 - REBECCA, 493 00:19:29,933 --> 00:19:32,700 I AM SO SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED. 494 00:19:32,733 --> 00:19:34,500 ABOUT DECEIVING YOU. 495 00:19:34,533 --> 00:19:36,267 IT'S JUST THAT THE RELATIONSHIP WE HAD 496 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,833 WAS SO SPECIAL TO ME 497 00:19:38,867 --> 00:19:40,567 THAT I WAS AFRAID TO LOSE IT. 498 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,833 - IT WAS SPECIAL TO ME TOO. 499 00:19:42,867 --> 00:19:44,833 HASKELL, THE MAN I MET ONLINE 500 00:19:44,867 --> 00:19:49,600 WAS A SWEET, SENSITIVE, SMART, WONDERFUL MAN. 501 00:19:49,633 --> 00:19:51,633 - I AM! I'M THAT GUY. 502 00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:54,800 - I'M SORRY, BUT YOU LIED ABOUT WHO YOU WERE FOR FIVE MONTHS. 503 00:19:54,833 --> 00:19:58,533 I DON'T KNOW HOW I COULD EVER TRUST YOU AGAIN. 504 00:19:58,567 --> 00:20:03,433 I JUST WISH YOU WOULD HAVE BELIEVED IN YOURSELF. 505 00:20:03,467 --> 00:20:04,867 - WAIT A MINUTE. 506 00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:07,867 ARE YOU SAYING THAT IF I USED MY OWN PICTURE, 507 00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:10,833 YOU AND I WOULD HAVE HAPPENED? 508 00:20:10,867 --> 00:20:13,200 - WELL, NOW WE'LL NEVER KNOW. 509 00:20:25,667 --> 00:20:27,533 - I'M SORRY, MAN. 510 00:20:27,567 --> 00:20:30,200 - YEP. I'M SORRY TOO. 511 00:20:30,233 --> 00:20:32,067 YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD A BAD NIGHT. 512 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:34,600 HOLLY GOT DUMPED BY HOMELESS BOB. 513 00:20:36,533 --> 00:20:38,800 - I SHOULD HAVE POUNCED. 514 00:20:38,833 --> 00:20:41,167 I SHOULD HAVE POUNCED!