1 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:14,248 - HASKELL, THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY PHONE. 2 00:00:14,282 --> 00:00:15,716 MY EMAILS ARE BLURRY. 3 00:00:15,749 --> 00:00:17,585 - LET ME HAVE A LOOK-SEE. 4 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:19,553 AH, I FOUND THE PROBLEM. 5 00:00:19,587 --> 00:00:21,922 YOU'RE OLD. 6 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:23,124 YOU NEED GLASSES. 7 00:00:23,157 --> 00:00:24,325 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 8 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:27,261 MY EYES ARE PERFECT. THEY'RE JUST TIRED. 9 00:00:27,295 --> 00:00:28,296 - PHIL, THERE'S NO NEED TO GET DEFENSIVE. 10 00:00:28,329 --> 00:00:29,297 WE'RE ALL GETTING OLDER. 11 00:00:29,330 --> 00:00:31,899 - SPEAK FOR YOURSELF! 12 00:00:31,932 --> 00:00:35,136 SHOOT, I'M THE SAME GUY I WAS 20 YEARS AGO. 13 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:38,439 HELLO. CHECK HER OUT. 14 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:39,873 I HAVEN'T SEEN HER HERE BEFORE. 15 00:00:39,907 --> 00:00:41,742 - MAYBE SHE'S ON A FIELD TRIP, AND SHE STOPPED IN 16 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:44,078 TO USE THE POTTY. 17 00:00:45,179 --> 00:00:46,780 - SOMEONE'S OVERCOMPENSATING. 18 00:00:46,814 --> 00:00:48,482 COME ON, PHIL, DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE A LITTLE OLD FOR HER? 19 00:00:48,516 --> 00:00:50,251 - WHY DON'T WE LET HER BE THE JUDGE OF THAT? 20 00:00:50,284 --> 00:00:51,752 - OKAY, BUT YOU MIGHT WANT TO BACK OFF 21 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:55,823 IF SHE YELLS "STRANGER DANGER!" 22 00:00:55,856 --> 00:00:57,158 SO WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR DINNER? 23 00:00:57,191 --> 00:00:58,759 - SURPRISE ME. 24 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:00,428 - DO YOU HEAR US, HASKELL? 25 00:01:00,461 --> 00:01:02,130 IT'S THE SAME CONVERSATION EVERY NIGHT. 26 00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:03,764 I FEEL LIKE I'M LOSING MY MIND. 27 00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:05,999 I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO SCREAM OR JUMP OFF A BRIDGE. 28 00:01:06,033 --> 00:01:09,537 - SURPRISE ME. 29 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:10,804 - HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON? 30 00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:13,307 - I'M FEELING UNAPPRECIATED AND IGNORED. 31 00:01:13,341 --> 00:01:16,177 - ADD "FELT UP ON THE SUBWAY," AND YOU GOT MY DAY. 32 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:19,247 - CAN I GET A GLASS OF CABERNET, PLEASE? 33 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:22,150 - UH, I'M GONNA NEED TO SEE SOME I.D., PUMPKIN. 34 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:26,520 - I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE IS QUESTIONING YOUR AGE! 35 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:28,556 - I KNOW, RIGHT? 36 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:30,591 - YOU MIND IF I SEE THAT? 37 00:01:32,393 --> 00:01:34,895 [whispers] THANK YOU. 38 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:35,896 HOW YOU DOING? I'M PHIL. 39 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:38,632 - CHLOE. - IT'S A PLEASURE. 40 00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:40,934 - UH, BARKEEP? 41 00:01:40,968 --> 00:01:43,837 I'D LIKE TO ORDER A LIBATION, IF I MAY. 42 00:01:43,871 --> 00:01:45,939 - LIBATE THIS. - OW. 43 00:01:45,973 --> 00:01:48,642 - I'M SORRY, I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH TOMMY. 44 00:01:48,676 --> 00:01:51,078 WE AGREED TO USE A MEDIATOR FOR OUR DIVORCE, 45 00:01:51,179 --> 00:01:52,813 AND THEN HE WENT AND HIRED SOME BOZO LAWYER! 46 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:54,215 NOW I NEED A BOZO! 47 00:01:54,248 --> 00:01:56,817 - YOU'VE GOT ONE OF THE BIGGEST RIGHT HERE! 48 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:58,886 OW! 49 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:00,954 I JUST MEANT THAT YOU'RE A GREAT LAWYER. 50 00:02:00,988 --> 00:02:02,390 - HOLLY IS THE BEST. 51 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:04,692 IF IT WEREN'T FOR HER, I WOULDN'T BE WHERE I AM TODAY. 52 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:08,329 - YEAH, LET'S NOT PIN ALL THAT ON HOLLY. 53 00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:09,697 - NO, I KNOW SHE'S GREAT. 54 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:11,932 THERE'S JUST NO WAY I CAN AFFORD SUCH A PRICEY LAWYER. 55 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:15,403 - THE FIRM HAS ENCOURAGED US TO DO SOME PRO BONO WORK, YOU KNOW? 56 00:02:15,436 --> 00:02:16,970 REPRESENT THE NEEDY, THE DOWNTRODDEN, 57 00:02:17,004 --> 00:02:18,206 THE REALLY, REALLY SAD CASE-- 58 00:02:18,206 --> 00:02:21,309 - YEAH, FORGET IT. I'M NO CHARITY CASE. 59 00:02:21,342 --> 00:02:22,676 - I CHARGE $500 AN HOUR. 60 00:02:22,710 --> 00:02:24,445 - LET'S GO BACK TO THE BONO THING. 61 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:25,913 - I'D BE HAPPY TO HELP YOU. 62 00:02:25,946 --> 00:02:27,281 WHY DON'T YOU COME BY MY OFFICE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING, 63 00:02:27,315 --> 00:02:28,516 AND WE'LL GET STARTED? 64 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:30,884 - THANK YOU, HOLLY. I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT. 65 00:02:30,918 --> 00:02:32,720 - NO, DON'T THANK ME-- FEELS GOOD TO GIVE BACK 66 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:35,122 TO THOSE WHO HAVE FALLEN THROUGH THE CRACKS OF SOCIETY. 67 00:02:35,223 --> 00:02:38,091 - ALL RIGHT, I'M BROKE. I GET IT. 68 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:40,961 - HEY, GUYS. I'LL CHECK YOU LATER. 69 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,730 TURNS OUT CHLOE DOESN'T THINK I'M TOO OLD. 70 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:43,864 AS A MATTER OF FACT, SHE'S TAKING ME 71 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:45,299 TO SOME OF HER FAVORITE HANGS. 72 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:47,668 - I DIDN'T KNOW CHUCK E. CHEESE STAYED OPEN THIS LATE. 73 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:51,004 - HA HA HA, THAT'S FUNNY. ANYONE ELSE? 74 00:02:51,038 --> 00:02:52,373 - DON'T FORGET HER SIPPY CUP. 75 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:56,277 - OH HO HO HO HO HO HO! STUART? 76 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:58,646 - AH. OH. IT'S TOO MUCH PRESSURE! 77 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,614 [grunts] 78 00:03:00,648 --> 00:03:02,650 SOMETHING WITH GYMBOREE! 79 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,018 [upbeat music] 80 00:03:05,052 --> 00:03:07,154 - * DE-DO DE-DO 81 00:03:07,255 --> 00:03:09,490 - * DE-DO DE-DO 82 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:10,491 - * DE-DO DE-DO 83 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:15,496 * 84 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:18,666 * DO-DO-DO-DO 85 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:21,835 - AH, LOOK AT YOU, BEHIND A DESK, 86 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:24,004 ALL DRESSED UP AND PROFESSIONAL. 87 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,106 - EDEN, YOU PUT TOO MUCH MILK IN MY COFFEE. 88 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:28,676 NOW I'M BLOATED. 89 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:31,745 - YEP, I GOT THE WORLD ON A STRING. 90 00:03:31,779 --> 00:03:34,282 HERE, I'LL WALK YOU IN. HER MAJESTY LIKES IT THAT WAY. 91 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:39,287 HOLLY, YOUR 10:00 IS HERE. - AH! 92 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:41,589 DID YOU OFFER OUR CLIENT ANY COFFEE OR TEA? 93 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:44,157 - YOU SAID THE PRO BONOS JUST GET WATER. 94 00:03:46,093 --> 00:03:47,127 - THAT'LL BE ALL, EDEN. 95 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:48,796 [clears throat] 96 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:50,998 - WOW, FANCY SCHMANCY OFFICE. 97 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:52,666 LOOK, YOU CAN ALMOST SEE STATEN ISLAND, 98 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:54,502 WHERE MY LIFE FELL APART. 99 00:03:54,535 --> 00:03:57,170 - AND THAT'S WHY THOSE WINDOWS DON'T OPEN. 100 00:03:57,204 --> 00:04:01,074 YOUR HUSBAND'S ATTORNEY SENT OVER THE INITIAL PROPOSAL 101 00:04:01,108 --> 00:04:02,776 FOR THE DISTRIBUTION OF ASSETS. 102 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:07,481 - OKAY, SO ACCORDING TO THIS, WE SPLIT THE BANK ACCOUNTS, 103 00:04:07,515 --> 00:04:11,319 PROCEEDS FROM THE SALE OF THE HOUSE, THE CAR-- 104 00:04:11,319 --> 00:04:12,753 WHOA. - WHOA WHAT? 105 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:15,556 - HE WANTS THE SALTWATER AQUARIUM? 106 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:16,657 NO WAY. 107 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:18,392 I'M THE ONE WHO SCRAPED THE ALGAE, 108 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:22,563 CHANGED THE GRAVEL, CREATED THE WHOLE PIRATE THEME. 109 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:26,099 THAT'S WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE NOT HAVING SEX. 110 00:04:26,133 --> 00:04:28,536 - NICKI, LET ME GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE. 111 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:30,938 A DIVORCE CAN BECOME LIKE A BATTLEFIELD. 112 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:33,474 MY JOB IS TO TAKE ALL THE EMOTIONS OUT OF IT 113 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:35,676 SO THAT YOU GUYS CAN WORK OUT A REASONABLE SETTLEMENT 114 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:37,345 AND BOTH MOVE ON. 115 00:04:37,345 --> 00:04:38,979 - YEAH, BUT STILL-- - NO BUTS, OKAY? 116 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:41,449 IT'S JUST ABOUT STAYING CALM, RATIONAL, 117 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:43,351 NOT LOSING IT OVER LITTLE THINGS. 118 00:04:43,351 --> 00:04:45,185 I MEAN, THEY'RE JUST OBJECTS-- WHERE'S MY PEN? 119 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:46,354 IT'S MY FAVORITE PEN. 120 00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:48,522 EDEN, DID YOU TAKE MY FAVORITE PEN AGAIN? 121 00:04:48,556 --> 00:04:49,790 DAMN IT! 122 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:51,659 EDEN, DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE HELL MY-- 123 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:52,660 WHAT IS THAT? 124 00:04:52,693 --> 00:04:54,462 - JUNK MAIL. YOU HATE JUNK MAIL. 125 00:04:54,495 --> 00:04:55,663 - I HATE IT MORE WHEN YOU HIDE THINGS FROM ME. 126 00:04:55,696 --> 00:04:56,664 LET ME SEE IT. - YOU DON'T WANT TO. 127 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:57,831 - GIMME. - NO. 128 00:04:57,865 --> 00:05:01,068 - DON'T MAKE ME HOLD YOU UPSIDE DOWN AGAIN. 129 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:06,974 IT'S FROM THE CENTRAL PARK LAKE HOUSE. 130 00:05:07,007 --> 00:05:10,277 "DEAR MS. FRANKLIN, A LITTLE REMINDER TO PUT IN YOUR EAR. 131 00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:12,580 IN JUST SIX MONTHS, YOUR WEDDING DAY'S HERE." 132 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:14,147 [gasps] 133 00:05:14,181 --> 00:05:17,050 OH, MY GOD, I FORGOT TO CANCEL MY WEDDING. 134 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:21,288 - BUT YOU AND BRAD BROKE UP TWO YEARS AGO. 135 00:05:21,389 --> 00:05:23,557 YOU WOULD JUST BE GETTING MARRIED NOW? 136 00:05:23,591 --> 00:05:26,727 - THE LAKE HOUSE WAS MY DREAM PLACE, SO WE AGREED TO WAIT. 137 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:29,830 BESIDES, I NEEDED TIME TO MAKE ALL THE ARRANGEMENTS, 138 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:33,834 AND BRAD NEEDED TIME TO SLEEP WITH EVERY WOMAN IN MANHATTAN. 139 00:05:34,902 --> 00:05:35,936 - YOU OKAY? 140 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:36,937 - YES, OF COURSE. 141 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:38,572 WHY WOULDN'T I BE? 142 00:05:38,606 --> 00:05:40,508 - WELL, IT'S KIND OF A REMINDER THAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE 143 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:43,544 MARRIED IN SIX MONTHS, AND NOW YOU'RE, YOU KNOW... 144 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:45,446 NOT? 145 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:46,647 - HOW LITTLE YOU KNOW ME. 146 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,116 WHO NEEDS TO BE MARRIED? I HAVE A VERY FULL LIFE. 147 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:51,619 - YES, YOU DO. IT'S OVERFLOWING. 148 00:05:51,652 --> 00:05:53,421 YOU'VE GOT YOUR CAREER, YOUR FRIENDS-- 149 00:05:53,421 --> 00:05:54,955 [gasps] OH, HEY, LOOK! 150 00:05:54,988 --> 00:05:56,189 HERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PEN! 151 00:05:56,223 --> 00:05:57,425 - THANKS. 152 00:05:57,425 --> 00:05:59,159 I'LL USE IT TO MAKE A NOTE TO REMIND MYSELF 153 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:01,294 TO GO DOWN THERE AND PICK UP MY DEPOSIT. 154 00:06:01,328 --> 00:06:02,430 IT'S FOUND MONEY. 155 00:06:02,463 --> 00:06:04,665 - IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY. LUCKY HOLLY! 156 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:07,535 I ENVY YOU! AAH! 157 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:10,771 IT'S GONNA BE A ROUGH WEEK. 158 00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:12,305 - I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID, AND YOU'RE RIGHT. 159 00:06:12,339 --> 00:06:14,908 IF TOMMY WANTS THE AQUARIUM, HE CAN HAVE IT. 160 00:06:14,942 --> 00:06:18,345 WHO NEEDS A LEOPARD SHARK IN A STUDIO APARTMENT? 161 00:06:18,446 --> 00:06:20,313 - YOU DO. 162 00:06:20,347 --> 00:06:22,516 - WHAT? BUT YOU SAID THAT-- 163 00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:24,117 - NO BUTS. I WAS REMISS BEFORE. 164 00:06:24,151 --> 00:06:25,553 I WASN'T LISTENING TO MY CLIENT. 165 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:26,654 SOMETHING'S GOTTA MAKE UP 166 00:06:26,687 --> 00:06:28,556 FOR ALL YOUR DASHED HOPES AND DREAMS. 167 00:06:28,589 --> 00:06:29,690 I MEAN, YOU THOUGHT YOU'D STILL BE MARRIED BY NOW, 168 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:30,691 AND YOU'RE NOT. 169 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:31,692 DO YOU KNOW WHY? 170 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:34,462 - BECAUSE TOMMY'S GAY? 171 00:06:34,462 --> 00:06:36,129 - WELL, THAT'S THE "WHY," 172 00:06:36,163 --> 00:06:38,732 BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE UP FOR ALL THE PAIN HE'S PUT YOU THROUGH. 173 00:06:38,766 --> 00:06:40,934 - YEAH, BUT YOU SAID TO KEEP THE EMOTIONS OUT 174 00:06:40,968 --> 00:06:42,169 AND JUST TO MOVE ON WITH MY LIFE. 175 00:06:42,202 --> 00:06:43,904 - WHAT LIFE? HE'S FOUND SOMEONE. 176 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:46,039 WHO DO YOU HAVE? 177 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:47,140 - I GUESS NO ONE. 178 00:06:47,174 --> 00:06:48,842 - EXACTLY. 179 00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:51,211 NO HUSBAND, NO PROSPECTS. 180 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:54,548 A FRIGHTENED WOMAN ALONE IN A COLD, UNCARING CITY, 181 00:06:54,582 --> 00:06:57,718 WONDERING IF SHE'LL EVER MEET SOMEONE OR JUST DIE ALONE. 182 00:06:59,319 --> 00:07:01,555 - I DON'T WANNA DIE ALONE. - YOU'RE SCARED, AREN'T YOU? 183 00:07:01,589 --> 00:07:03,123 - WELL, I WASN'T UNTIL A FEW MINUTES AGO. 184 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:04,658 NOW I'M TERRIFIED! 185 00:07:04,692 --> 00:07:07,561 - AND WHO MADE YOU THAT WAY? - I THINK YOU. 186 00:07:07,595 --> 00:07:10,498 - NO, TOMMY DID. - YOU'RE RIGHT, TOMMY DID! 187 00:07:10,498 --> 00:07:11,499 - SO WHO'S GONNA PAY FOR IT? 188 00:07:11,499 --> 00:07:13,601 - HE IS. - WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 189 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:16,670 - WE'RE GONNA SQUEEZE HIM FOR EVERY LAST DIME HE'S GOT! 190 00:07:16,704 --> 00:07:19,006 - OR IN LEGAL TERMS, WE'RE GONNA GUT THE SON OF A BITCH! 191 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:21,341 - AAH! 192 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:23,544 [chuckles] 193 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:33,521 - SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE HAT? 194 00:07:33,521 --> 00:07:35,523 I FOUND IT IN MY CLOSET. 195 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:37,791 IT BELONGED TO MY LATE UNCLE LOU. 196 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:39,092 HE WANTED TO BE BURIED IN IT. 197 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,360 BUT HEY, 198 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:42,863 YOU CHOOSE AN OPEN CASKET, YOU TAKE YOUR CHANCES. 199 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:47,167 - WELL, IT LOOKS RIDICULOUS. 200 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:50,237 - THERE IS NO PLEASING YOU! 201 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:54,041 YOU SAID WE WERE IN A RUT. I'M TRYING TO SHAKE THINGS UP. 202 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:55,843 - MORNING, BOYS! 203 00:07:55,876 --> 00:08:00,648 UH, DO YOU SAY "GOOD MORNING" WHEN YOU HAVEN'T SLEPT? 204 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:02,249 - YOU'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT? - THAT'S RIGHT. 205 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:03,684 CHLOE AND I WENT CLUB HOPPING LAST NIGHT. 206 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:05,385 CHECK THIS OUT: HAND STAMP, 207 00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:08,455 HAND STAMP, HAND STAMP. 208 00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:10,190 - WELL, TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME. 209 00:08:10,223 --> 00:08:13,627 MOLE, SKIN TAG, WART. 210 00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:17,130 - I TOLD Y'ALL, I'M NO DIFFERENT THAN I WAS 20 YEARS AGO. 211 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:18,566 AS A MATTER OF FACT, AFTER WORK, 212 00:08:18,566 --> 00:08:19,700 I'M GOING DIRECTLY TO CHLOE'S HOUSE 213 00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:20,968 FOR A PARTY. HA! 214 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:23,571 - WHAT'S THE THEME, THE LITTLE MERMAID? 215 00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:25,773 [laughs] 216 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:30,410 - THANKS, HOLLY. YOU'VE OPENED MY EYES. 217 00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:32,345 I MEAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS GONNA ROLL OVER 218 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:33,714 AND GIVE HIM EVERYTHING. 219 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:35,148 - OH, WE'RE NOT GONNA GIVE. WE'RE GONNA TAKE. 220 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:38,986 TAKE, TAKE, TAKE, TAKE, TAKE, TAKE, TAKE! 221 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:40,954 EDEN, COULD YOU FAX THIS TO OPPOSING COUNSEL, PLEASE? 222 00:08:40,988 --> 00:08:44,625 - UH, THAT REMINDS ME. I WANT HIS FAX MACHINE TOO. 223 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:46,894 - THAT'S MY GIRL. - [laughs] 224 00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:52,132 - HEY, I'VE BEEN WATCHING 225 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:53,867 THE WAY YOU'RE HANDLING NICKI'S DIVORCE. 226 00:08:53,901 --> 00:08:56,403 - OH, NO NEED TO PRAISE ME NOW. 227 00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:59,406 JUST SAVE ONE BIG ONE FOR THE END OF THE DAY. 228 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:02,142 OH, WHAT THE HECK? GIVE ME A TASTE. 229 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:04,978 - I THINK IT STINKS. - EXCUSE ME? 230 00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:07,615 - YOU KNOW, HOLLY, I'VE ALWAYS LOOKED UP TO YOU. 231 00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:10,918 - WHAT CHOICE DO YOU HAVE? 232 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:14,054 - BUT FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I'VE BEEN HERE, 233 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:16,056 I'M ASHAMED TO BE WORKING FOR YOU. 234 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:17,791 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 235 00:09:17,825 --> 00:09:19,893 - THE LAKE HOUSE? THE LETTER? 236 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:21,795 YOU'RE UPSET ABOUT WHERE YOU ARE IN LIFE, 237 00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:23,330 AND YOU'RE TAKING IT OUT ON NICKI'S DIVORCE. 238 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:24,732 - YOU COULD NOT BE MORE WRONG. 239 00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:27,100 I AM MERELY REPRESENTING MY CLIENT AND GETTING HER 240 00:09:27,134 --> 00:09:29,202 EVERYTHING SHE'S ENTITLED TO UNDER THE LAW. 241 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:30,771 ALL, MIGHT I ADD, PRO BONO. 242 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:33,106 - OH, SHE'S GETTING BONO'D, ALL RIGHT. 243 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:43,851 [cell phone vibrating] 244 00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:51,458 - IT'S PHIL'S. 245 00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:53,060 I'D ANSWER IT, BUT THAT WOULD BE AN INVASION OF-- 246 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,528 - HELLO? 247 00:09:55,562 --> 00:09:58,231 UH, NO, THIS IS HIS ROOMMATE HASKELL. 248 00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,700 OH, CHLOE! 249 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:01,935 UH, YEAH, PHIL MUST HAVE LEFT HIS PHONE. 250 00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:03,336 HE'S ON HIS WAY TO YOUR PARTY. 251 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:06,373 - OH, WELL, ISN'T THAT SWEET? 252 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:09,176 - IS SHE INVITING US? SAY YES, SAY YES, SAY YES! 253 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:12,980 - UH, NO, NO, NO, WE'RE ALREADY IN FOR THE NIGHT. 254 00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:15,182 NO, NO. THAT'S NICE. 255 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:17,818 THAT'S AWFULLY NICE. NO, NO, NO, THANK YOU. 256 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:20,220 - WHAT? WHY DID YOU SAY NO? WHY CAN'T WE GO? 257 00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:22,322 - IT'S 9:00 ON A WEDNESDAY NIGHT. 258 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:25,192 WHAT ARE WE, VAMPIRES? 259 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:35,068 - SO HAVING FUN? - YEAH, IT'S A GREAT PARTY. 260 00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:36,536 JUST OVER HERE GETTING MY SNACK ON. 261 00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:38,171 - MM. - THESE CHIPS ARE AMAZING. 262 00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:41,141 - OH, I KNOW. MY ROOMMATE BRENDAN'S A FREEGAN. 263 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:43,911 HE JUST PICKED THEM OUT OF THE DUMPSTER THIS AFTERNOON. 264 00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:46,814 [inaudible dialogue] 265 00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:48,115 COME ON. I WANT YOU TO MEET HIM. - MM-HMM. 266 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,250 - BRENDAN, THIS IS PHIL. 267 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:51,919 - HEY, MAN. - [unenthusiastically] HEY. 268 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:54,587 - BRENDAN'S KIND OF THE REASON WE'RE HAVING THE PARTY. 269 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:56,056 HE JUST WENT ON UNEMPLOYMENT. 270 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:58,358 - OH, DUDE, I'M SO SORRY. 271 00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:00,293 I'VE BEEN THERE MYSELF. 272 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:02,595 BEST THING FOR YOU TO DO IS JUST TO GET BACK OUT THERE 273 00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:03,797 AND POUND THE PAVEMENT. 274 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:06,266 - WHY WOULD I DO THAT? 275 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:08,001 I'M GETTING A FREE RIDE FOR SIX MONTHS! 276 00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:11,438 - WHOO! - OH, YEAH, FREE RIDE! 277 00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:12,740 - [gasps] OH, LOOK, THE PIZZA'S HERE! 278 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:15,876 SCORE! 279 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:17,911 [doorbell rings] 280 00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:23,784 - SOMEBODY'S GAY DADS ARE HERE! 281 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:26,553 - YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S BECAUSE OF YOUR HAT. 282 00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:28,421 - YEAH, I'M SURE THE CARDIGAN AND HOSTESS GIFT 283 00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:30,858 HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. 284 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:32,359 - WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? 285 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:33,794 - UH, YOU LEFT THIS HOME. 286 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,462 CHLOE WAS NICE ENOUGH TO CALL AND INVITE US. 287 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:38,365 - OH, WELL, THIS DOESN'T REALLY LOOK LIKE YOUR SCENE. 288 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:41,034 - OH, I DRESSED FOR A PARTY, AND A PARTY I WILL HAVE. 289 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:43,336 - ALL RIGHT, FINE, BUT LOOK, THIS IS A YOUNG, HIP CROWD, 290 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:44,905 SO DON'T DO ANYTHING TO EMBARRASS ME. 291 00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:46,573 - OH, OF COURSE NOT. 292 00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:48,608 IS THERE DANCING? 293 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,515 [knocking on door] 294 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:56,616 - TAKE THE CLUBS. TAKE THE CLUBS. 295 00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:59,519 - OH, MY GOD, WHAT'S GOING ON, NICKI? 296 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,489 - YOU ARE GONNA BE SO PROUD OF ME. 297 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:04,892 I WAS AT MY OLD HOUSE, PICKING UP SOME CLOTHES, 298 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,827 AND I STARTED THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID, 299 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:08,862 ABOUT HOW TOMMY DASHED MY HOPES AND DREAMS. 300 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:11,431 THEN I JUST STARTED GRABBING HIS STUFF. 301 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,600 - NO, NICKI, THERE'S A LEGAL PROCESS-- 302 00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:16,804 - YEAH, LOOK, LOOK, I GOT HIS BASEBALL GLOVE, HIS XBOX, 303 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,806 HIS FAVORITE MOVIE, 300-- 304 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,573 A BUNCH OF RIPPED, SWEATY SPARTANS. 305 00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:23,811 HOW DID I NOT KNOW HE WAS GAY? 306 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:26,613 ANYWAY, REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT ME DYING ALONE? 307 00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:31,952 NOT GOING TO HAPPEN, BECAUSE I GOT DARLA AND FANCY! 308 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,821 - YOU STOLE HIS FISH? - YEAH. 309 00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:36,423 I TRIED FOR THE SHARK, BUT IT BIT THROUGH THE NET. 310 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,658 - SIT DOWN, NICKI. - OKAY, WHAT'S THE MATTER? 311 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:42,229 - UM, THERE IS A POSSIBILITY THAT I MAY HAVE, 312 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:45,866 HOWEVER UNINTENTIONALLY AND WITH NO MALICE AFORETHOUGHT, 313 00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,200 - SPEAK ENGLISH! 314 00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:49,202 - I SCREWED UP. 315 00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:51,471 I GOT A LETTER FROM THE PLACE I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET MARRIED. 316 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:54,341 AND IT FILLED ME WITH ALL THIS RAGE AND DISAPPOINTMENT, 317 00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:57,377 AND I TOOK IT OUT ON YOUR DIVORCE. 318 00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,346 - AND YOU COULDN'T HAVE TOLD ME BEFORE I FISHNAPPED 319 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:02,249 DARLA AND FANCY? 320 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:05,585 - I'M SORRY. I'M A LOUSY LAWYER. 321 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,087 LOOK, I PROMISE I'LL CALL HIS ATTORNEY 322 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,088 FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. 323 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,389 I'LL FIX ALL OF THIS. 324 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,324 - AH, LOOK, I SUPPOSE YOU DID ME A FAVOR. 325 00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:13,961 I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW ANGRY I WAS, 326 00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,562 AND IT KIND OF FELT GOOD TO GET IT OUT. 327 00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:18,398 - I GUESS WE BOTH NEED TO ACCEPT WHERE WE ARE AND MOVE ON. 328 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:19,867 - YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 329 00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:21,568 LOOK AT US. TWO WOMEN. 330 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:24,237 TWO FISH. 331 00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:26,874 NOT A MAN IN SIGHT. 332 00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:30,510 - HOW LONG CAN FISH LIVE IN THOSE BAGS, BY THE WAY? 333 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:31,611 - FILL THE TUB. FILL THE TUB. 334 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,014 - I'M FILLING IT. I'M FILLING IT. 335 00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:44,557 - [grunting] 336 00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:48,128 - SO, UH, DOOGIE. 337 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,597 WHO DO YOU HAVE TO BURP TO GET THE WI-FI PASSWORD? 338 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:53,366 - WE'RE GETTING IT FREE FROM THE COFFEEHOUSE DOWNSTAIRS, 339 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,567 BUT IT HAS A TIME LIMIT. 340 00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:57,104 - NOT IF YOU BYPASS THE ROUTER CODE. 341 00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:59,940 - AWESOME. 342 00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:02,009 SWEET LID. VINTAGE? 343 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,744 - DEAD UNCLE. 344 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:10,183 - MMM, WHAT A DELIGHTFULLY ECLECTIC DISH. 345 00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:13,586 MMM, I'M SENSING MEXICAN 346 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:16,489 MIXED WITH INDIAN. 347 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:19,692 AND WHAT IS THAT CRUNCH? IT'S ALMOST LIKE A WAFFLE CONE. 348 00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:21,094 YOU MUST TELL ME WHERE YOU GOT IT. 349 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:24,497 - UH, I FOUND THIS GREAT SPOT DOWN AN ALLEY IN CHELSEA. 350 00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:27,567 - YOU SEE, YOU SEE? THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS CITY. 351 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:31,404 THERE'S A HIDDEN GASTRONOMIC GEM ON EVERY CORNER. 352 00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:33,540 MMM, MMM! I CAN'T GET ENOUGH. 353 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,842 IF I'M NOT CAREFUL, I'LL MAKE MYSELF SICK. 354 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:38,979 - OH, HEY, MAN. WHAT'S HAPPENING? 355 00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:40,948 PHIL. - JAMES. WHAT'S GOING ON? 356 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:43,816 - WHAT'S GOING ON IS WE NEED TO GET THIS PARTY STARTED. 357 00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:45,518 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? IT'S TIME TO PUMP SOME TUNES! 358 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,988 - I HEAR YOU. - YEAH. 359 00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:54,794 [plays mandolin] 360 00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:58,131 - WOW, YOU'RE LIKE A MEDIEVAL HENDRIX. 361 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:03,270 HEY, BY ANY CHANCE DID YOU GUYS HAPPEN TO CATCH THE SCORE 362 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,371 OF THE KNICK GAME? 363 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,473 - NO. - NOT REALLY. 364 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:10,210 - I ONLY ASK BECAUSE I REPRESENT ONE OF THE PLAYERS ON THE TEAM. 365 00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:14,081 OKAY, YOU DRAGGED IT OUT OF ME! 366 00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,682 I'M A SPORTS AGENT. 367 00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:18,185 - OKAY. 368 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:19,186 - GOOD FOR YOU. 369 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,054 - YEAH, IT IS GOOD FOR ME. 370 00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,822 SO WHAT DO YOU DO? 371 00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:26,526 - WHAT I DO IS NOT DEFINE MYSELF BY WHAT I DO. 372 00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:31,198 - OKAY, WELL, THEN, HOW DO YOU PAY FOR THINGS? 373 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:33,000 - WHAT, IS MONEY YOUR ONLY BENCHMARK FOR JUDGING 374 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,435 A PERSON'S VALUE IN SOCIETY? 375 00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:38,171 - NO, THAT'S THE LANDLORD'S BENCHMARK. 376 00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:41,841 - YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN US BECAUSE YOU HAVE A "JOB"? 377 00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:45,012 - UH, "YEAH." 378 00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:46,413 - ALL RIGHT, SO YOU'RE A SPORTS AGENT? 379 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,780 - YEP. 380 00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:50,317 - BROTHER, YOU'RE JUST A COG IN THIS CORRUPT SYSTEM, 381 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,119 PIMPING FOR OVERPAID ATHLETES 382 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,721 PUTTING ON A SHOW STAGED BY THE 1% TO DIVERT US 383 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,056 FROM THE REAL PROBLEMS IN THIS COUNTRY. 384 00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:58,858 - MM-HMM. 385 00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,727 - WELL, BROTHER, 386 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,063 THIS COG PAYS HIS TAXES, SO SKINNY-JEANS OVER HERE 387 00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:06,199 CAN HAVE AN UNEMPLOYMENT PARTY. 388 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:07,800 - YOU SOUND LIKE MY DAD, BRO. 389 00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,702 - YOUR DAD SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY SMART MAN. 390 00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:11,638 MAYBE YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO HIM. 391 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:14,874 DID YOU JUST ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME? 392 00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:16,343 DON'T ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME. 393 00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:18,145 - HEY, MAN, JUST DIAL IT DOWN. 394 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:19,379 - DON'T TELL ME TO DIAL IT DOWN! 395 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,681 I WAS BUSTING MY ASS, DELIVERING NEWSPAPERS 396 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,216 WHEN YOU WERE JUST A GLEAM IN YOUR DADDY'S EYE! 397 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,284 - PHIL. - WHAT? 398 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,319 - WHAT'S WRONG? - NOTHING. 399 00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:29,756 - GRANDPA BOYFRIEND'S HAVING A MELTDOWN. 400 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,758 - WELL, STOP YELLING. YOU'RE GONNA RUIN THE PARTY. 401 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,060 - WHAT PARTY? 402 00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:35,228 THERE'S NO DANCING. THERE'S NO MUSIC. 403 00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:37,297 HELL, YOU'RE SERVING FOOD OUT OF THE DUMPSTER! 404 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,333 - [gagging] 405 00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:43,870 - YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL, PHIL, 406 00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:45,505 BUT NOW I THINK YOU BETTER LEAVE. 407 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:48,241 - I AM COOL, AND I AM LEAVING. 408 00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:50,543 STUART, HASKELL, LET'S GO. 409 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:54,114 - I HAD THE SUSHI. I HAD THE SUSHI! 410 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,315 - WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 411 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,517 WHAT IS UP WITH YOUR HAIR? 412 00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:59,252 PICK A LENGTH AND GO WITH IT! 413 00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:00,553 ALL RIGHT? AND, BROTHER? 414 00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:03,590 DUMP THE BABY GUITAR, AND BUST A BEAT, ALL RIGHT? 415 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,125 AND YOU NEED TO TAKE OFF THAT SKI CAP. 416 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:07,760 IT'S 95 DEGREES OUTSIDE. 417 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:10,697 - SOMEBODY GIVE BILL COSBY SOME PUDDING. 418 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,732 [laughs] YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 419 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:22,709 - HELLO? 420 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,111 - IF YOU'RE HERE FOR THE WEDDING, 421 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:25,312 IT'S DOWN THE HALLWAY. 422 00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:28,448 - OH, NO, NO, ACTUALLY, I BOOKED THE LAKE HOUSE 423 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,183 FOR MY WEDDING, BUT IT WAS CALLED OFF, 424 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,785 SO I JUST CAME TO GET MY DEPOSIT BACK. 425 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,521 - OH, I'M SO SORRY. 426 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,556 WELL, HOPEFULLY WE'LL SEE YOU IN THE NEAR FUTURE. 427 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:39,459 - OH, I DON'T THINK MARRIAGE IS IN THE CARDS FOR ME. 428 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,761 - CATS, MAYBE? 429 00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:44,164 I'LL GET YOUR CHECK. 430 00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:48,968 - OH, SORRY IF I STARTLED YOU. 431 00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:51,771 I JUST--I DIDN'T WANT THE GROOM TO SEE ME IN MY DRESS. 432 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:52,772 YOU KNOW, BAD LUCK. 433 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:55,942 - OH, I'M FAMILIAR WITH THAT. 434 00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:58,511 CONGRATULATIONS. MY GOD, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 435 00:17:58,545 --> 00:18:00,180 - THANK YOU. 436 00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:01,481 WOULD YOU MIND HOLDING THIS FOR A SECOND? 437 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,516 - OH, SURE. 438 00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:10,523 - I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY GETTING MARRIED. 439 00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:12,259 A YEAR AGO, I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A GUY. 440 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,293 - REALLY? 441 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:14,894 - YEAH. I'D ALMOST GIVEN UP HOPE. 442 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:18,030 IT'S AMAZING HOW MUCH YOUR LIFE CAN CHANGE. 443 00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:20,167 I MEAN, HERE I AM! 444 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:22,169 - HERE YOU ARE. - [gasps] 445 00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:26,506 WELL, THE COAST IS CLEAR. I'M GONNA NEED THOSE BACK. 446 00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:28,541 - OF COURSE. 447 00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:31,844 - I MEAN NOW. 448 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,882 I'M GETTING MARRIED! 449 00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:45,358 - [anxious panting] 450 00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:47,394 [gargling] 451 00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:53,733 - YOU'RE GARGLING WITH VODKA? - YEAH. 452 00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:57,537 I HAVE TO KILL THE GERMS. I ATE DUMPSTER FISH. 453 00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:58,905 - YOU HAPPY, STUART? 454 00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:01,241 YOU GOT OUT OF YOUR RUT. YOU SHOOK THINGS UP. 455 00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:04,244 YOU ATE GARBAGE. 456 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,445 - HEY. 457 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,980 - HEY, THERE HE IS, GRANDPA BOYFRIEND! 458 00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:11,117 - HA! YOU HEARD ABOUT THAT, HUH? 459 00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:12,552 WELL, I LEARNED SOMETHING TONIGHT. 460 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:16,556 FROM NOW ON, PHIL CHASE IS ONLY DATING AGE-APPROPRIATE WOMEN 461 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:20,960 UNTIL I'M 70, AND THEN I'M GOING FULL HEFNER. 462 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:21,961 - HEY, GUYS. 463 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,730 - HEY. - HEY, I TALKED TO NICKI. 464 00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:25,798 I AM PROUD OF YOU. THAT'S THE HOLLY I KNOW. 465 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,667 - YEAH, I GOT A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY. 466 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:28,901 - A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY? 467 00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:31,070 HONEY, YOU TOOK A DAY TRIP TO CRAZY LAND. 468 00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:33,706 - OKAY, BUT I DID GO DOWN TO THE LAKE HOUSE. 469 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,242 - HEY, AND YOU GOT YOUR DEPOSIT BACK? 470 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:37,143 - NO, I KEPT THE DATE. 471 00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:38,245 - WHAT? 472 00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:39,312 - CONGRATULATE ME. 473 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,481 IN SIX MONTHS, I'M GETTING MARRIED! 474 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:44,584 - YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED? - THAT'S RIGHT! 475 00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:45,685 - TO WHOM? 476 00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:48,020 - THE GREATEST GUY IN THE ENTIRE WORLD! 477 00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:49,256 - WHAT'S HIS NAME? 478 00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:52,091 - I DON'T KNOW. I HAVEN'T MET HIM YET! 479 00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:01,601 [upbeat music] 480 00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,970 - * DE-DO DE-DO 481 00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:06,172 - * DE-DO DE-DO 482 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,742 - * DE-DO DE-DO 483 00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:12,044 - * DO-DO-DO DO-DO-DO 484 00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:15,382 * DO-DO-DO 485 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,750 - * DE-DO DE-DO 486 00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,952 - * DE-DO DE-DO 487 00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:22,088 - * DO-DO-DO-DO 488 00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:24,090 - YEAH. 489 00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:26,092 - ACME! [coughs]