1 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:20,788 - SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? 2 00:00:20,821 --> 00:00:24,358 - LOOK WHO'S HERE-- G.I. JOKE. 3 00:00:24,392 --> 00:00:25,693 WHAT'S WITH THE GETUP? 4 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:26,927 - DON'T YOU REMEMBER? 5 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:29,897 I VOLUNTEER FOR THE DENTAL RESERVE CORPS. 6 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:31,099 - HOW LONG'S YOUR HITCH? 7 00:00:31,132 --> 00:00:33,000 - ONE SATURDAY AFTERNOON A MONTH, 8 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,902 ALTHOUGH NEXT MONTH I HAVE A WEDDING. 9 00:00:34,935 --> 00:00:37,805 - STUART, DON'T YOU THINK THAT OUTFIT'S A BIT MUCH? 10 00:00:37,838 --> 00:00:41,175 - THIS OUTFIT HAPPENS TO BE THE UNIFORM OF CAPTAIN 11 00:00:41,209 --> 00:00:43,344 IN THE UNITED STATES ARMY, WHICH I'M REQUIRED TO WEAR 12 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,413 WHEN I WORK ON THE SOLDIERS AT FORT HAMILTON. 13 00:00:45,446 --> 00:00:46,514 - "REQUIRED"? 14 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:47,848 I'D WEAR THAT THING ALL OVER TOWN. 15 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:50,951 THAT'S A PANTY-DROPPER IF EVER I SAW ONE. 16 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:53,721 - YES. WELL, THAT'S WHERE YOU AND I DIFFER, HASKELL. 17 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:55,756 I WOULD NEVER DISGRACE THIS UNIFORM 18 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:58,892 BY USING IT FOR SUCH TAWDRY AND SALACIOUS PURPOSES. 19 00:00:58,926 --> 00:01:00,594 - DON'T WORRY-- YOU KEEP TALKING LIKE THAT, 20 00:01:00,628 --> 00:01:03,697 AND NOBODY'S PANTIES ARE GOING ANYWHERE. 21 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:04,698 - HEY, GUY-- 22 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:08,336 OH, LOOK AT YOU, OFFICER SEXY. 23 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:11,305 - IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 24 00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:12,940 I'M OFF TO THE WAR... 25 00:01:12,973 --> 00:01:14,742 ON GINGIVITIS. 26 00:01:16,977 --> 00:01:19,046 - HEY, HASKELL. - HEY, HEY. 27 00:01:19,147 --> 00:01:20,614 - SO IT'S SATURDAY. 28 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:22,650 YOU GOT ANY BIG PLANS FOR TONIGHT? 29 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:24,051 - I CERTAINLY DO. 30 00:01:24,152 --> 00:01:25,653 THERE'S A HOAGIE WITH MY NAME ON IT 31 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:29,257 BICYCLING UP 3RD AVENUE AS WE SPEAK. 32 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:31,425 - HONEY, I KNOW NICKI BROKE YOUR HEART, 33 00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:33,727 BUT YOU GOT TO GET OUT THERE AND MEET OTHER WOMEN. 34 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:35,062 - NO, THANKS. 35 00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:36,697 I'VE HAD ENOUGH HUMILIATION TO LAST A LIFETIME. 36 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:39,233 - HASKELL, YOU CANNOT SPEND ANOTHER SATURDAY NIGHT 37 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:40,734 ALONE ON THE COUCH. 38 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:42,069 - I'M NOT ALONE. 39 00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:46,340 I'M SIMPLY SPENDING TIME WITH MY FAVORITE PERSON--ME. 40 00:01:46,374 --> 00:01:48,976 I LOVE MY STORIES. I GET ALL MY JOKES. 41 00:01:49,009 --> 00:01:50,744 AND IF THE MOOD SHOULD SO STRIKE, 42 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:54,782 LET'S JUST SAY THAT I HAVE YET TO, UH, TURN MYSELF DOWN. 43 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:02,990 - WE'VE GOT TO HELP THAT POOR BASTARD. 44 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:04,392 - WHO? - HASKELL. 45 00:02:04,425 --> 00:02:06,327 EVER SINCE NICKI, IT'S LIKE HE'S GIVEN UP HOPE. 46 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:07,595 IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHING, 47 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:09,197 HE COULD END UP ALONE FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE. 48 00:02:09,230 --> 00:02:10,464 THAT'S FUNNY. 49 00:02:10,498 --> 00:02:12,633 THAT'S WHAT WE USUALLY SAY ABOUT YOU. 50 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:17,438 ALL RIGHT, FINE. WE'LL TAKE HIM OUT TO THE BAR TONIGHT 51 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:18,572 AND HOOK HIM UP WITH A LADY. 52 00:02:18,606 --> 00:02:19,907 - ALL RIGHT, AND BY "WE," I MEAN "YOU." 53 00:02:19,940 --> 00:02:21,442 I-I HAVE PLANS. 54 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:23,277 OR HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT I'M GETTING MARRIED IN FIVE MONTHS? 55 00:02:23,311 --> 00:02:25,112 - THAT'S RIGHT. HOW'S THE HUSBAND SEARCH COMING? 56 00:02:25,213 --> 00:02:27,615 - WELL, ASK ME LATER TONIGHT AFTER I'VE HIT ALL THE COP BARS 57 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:29,450 AND TROLLED HOME DEPOT. 58 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:32,620 BUT IT'S NOT ABOUT ME. HASKELL'S THE DESPERATE ONE. 59 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:37,024 - * DEE, DOO, DEE, DOO 60 00:02:37,057 --> 00:02:39,327 - * DEE, DOO, DEE, DOO 61 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:41,662 - * DEE, DOO, DEE, DOO 62 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:47,668 * DOO, DOO, DOO, DOO, DOO 63 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:55,409 - HEY, SOLDIER. BUY A GAL A DRINK? 64 00:02:55,443 --> 00:03:00,281 AH, I WOULD HAVE BEEN SUCH A SLUT IN WORLD WAR II. 65 00:03:00,314 --> 00:03:02,583 ANYWAY, HOW WAS YOUR FIRST DAY ON THE BASE? 66 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:04,518 - IT WAS HELL. 67 00:03:04,552 --> 00:03:06,654 THE CROWNS, THE CAVITIES, THE CLEANINGS-- 68 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:10,057 THEY JUST KEPT COMING, EDEN. THEY JUST KEPT COMING. 69 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:11,492 - ANYWAY, THE IMPORTANT THING IS, 70 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:14,295 YOU'RE OUT OF THAT HELLHOLE, AND YOU MADE IT HOME SAFE. 71 00:03:14,328 --> 00:03:18,799 GOD BLESS YOU, SOLDIER. - YEAH. 72 00:03:18,832 --> 00:03:22,603 - EXCUSE ME. I COULDN'T HELP BUT OVERHEAR. 73 00:03:22,636 --> 00:03:24,972 I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. 74 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:27,275 - LOOK, I REALLY HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING. 75 00:03:27,275 --> 00:03:28,642 - DON'T BE MODEST. 76 00:03:28,676 --> 00:03:32,112 I CAN SEE THE PAIN AND SUFFERING IN YOUR FACE. 77 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:33,347 I'M KATIE. 78 00:03:33,381 --> 00:03:37,150 - AH, I'M STU-- UH, CAPTAIN STUART GARDNER. 79 00:03:37,184 --> 00:03:39,287 - CAPTAIN GARDNER, COULD I BUY YOU DINNER? 80 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:42,756 IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO FOR ONE OF OUR FIGHTING MEN. 81 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:46,594 - WELL, I SUPPOSE I COULD USE SOME R&R. 82 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:52,132 - ALL RIGHT, HASKELL. THIS BAR IS PACKED WITH HONEYS. 83 00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:54,034 I WANT YOU TO THINK OF IT AS A LOBSTER TANK. 84 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,202 PICK THE ONE YOU LIKE, 85 00:03:55,303 --> 00:03:58,306 AND I'LL BRING HER OVER TO YOUR TABLE. 86 00:03:58,339 --> 00:04:01,309 - CONSIDERING THAT WAS DEMEANING TO WOMEN, ME, AND LOBSTERS, 87 00:04:01,342 --> 00:04:02,376 I THINK I'LL PASS. 88 00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:04,445 - OH, NO, NO, NO. YOU CAN'T PASS. 89 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:05,979 AS YOUR FRIEND AND WINGMAN, 90 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:07,848 WE AIN'T LEAVING HERE TILL YOU FIND YOURSELF A LADY. 91 00:04:07,881 --> 00:04:08,916 - LOOK, PHIL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS. 92 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:10,050 I KNOW HOLLY PUT YOU UP TO IT. 93 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,752 - HOLLY? 94 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:14,322 SHE DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. 95 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:17,425 I'M MY OWN MAN. I RUN MY OWN SHOW. 96 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:19,660 - WHY DON'T I SIT OVER THERE 97 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:21,395 AND WE'LL TELL HOLLY YOU HOOKED ME UP? 98 00:04:21,429 --> 00:04:23,431 - THANKS, BUDDY. I OWE YOU ONE. 99 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:28,101 UH... 100 00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:29,570 HEY, BABY. 101 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:33,106 HOW ABOUT I BUY THE SEXIEST WOMAN IN THE BAR A DRINK? 102 00:04:33,140 --> 00:04:35,843 - OH, CRAP. 103 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:37,345 - HEY, DID YOU JUST "OH, CRAP" ME? 104 00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:39,713 NO, I'M NOT THE "OH, CRAP" GUY. 105 00:04:39,747 --> 00:04:41,515 I'M THE "LET'S GET OUT OF HERE" GUY. 106 00:04:41,549 --> 00:04:43,951 - NOTHING PERSONAL. I'M JUST NOT IN THE MOOD. 107 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:46,587 - YOU'RE NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THIS? 108 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,589 REALLY? DID SOMETHING HAPPEN? 109 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:51,124 WAS IT A DEATH IN THE FAMILY? 110 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:55,896 - HEY, THIS PLACE IS REALLY PACKED. 111 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:57,631 MIND IF I-- IF I SIT DOWN? 112 00:04:57,665 --> 00:05:00,133 - KNOCK YOURSELF OUT. 113 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:03,437 - WOW. YOU'RE READING PAPA HEMINGWAY. 114 00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:06,206 - LOOK, I DON'T MEAN TO BE RU-- HO--HI. 115 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:10,844 - SO HOW FAR HAVE YOU GOTTEN IN THE BOOK? 116 00:05:10,878 --> 00:05:13,481 - I JUST FINISHED THE PART WHERE HE'S DRUNK IN PARIS, 117 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:15,883 AND I'M GETTING TO THE PART WHERE HE'S DRUNK IN SPAIN. 118 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:17,418 - OH, WAIT TILL YOU GET TO THE PART 119 00:05:17,451 --> 00:05:19,186 WHERE HE'S DRUNK IN CUBA. - OH. 120 00:05:19,219 --> 00:05:21,422 YOU KNOW, I'M BEGINNING TO THINK THAT THE TRUE HERO 121 00:05:21,455 --> 00:05:23,391 OF THIS STORY IS HIS LIVER. 122 00:05:23,391 --> 00:05:25,926 THAT'S FUNNY. 123 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:28,396 HI. I'M DANI. - HASKELL LUTZ. 124 00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:30,664 - THAT HEMINGWAY GUY-- HE KNEW HOW TO LIVE, HUH? 125 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:34,402 I MEAN, BULLFIGHTING, BIG-GAME HUNTING, BOXING. 126 00:05:34,435 --> 00:05:35,869 - YEAH, HE ALSO LOVED A STRAIGHT BOURBON 127 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:37,104 AND A FINE CIGAR. 128 00:05:37,137 --> 00:05:39,139 - WHO DOESN'T? 129 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,542 NOW YOU'VE GOT ME IN THE MOOD FOR A CIGAR. 130 00:05:41,575 --> 00:05:44,512 YOU KNOW, I KNOW THIS GREAT CIGAR CLUB ON THE WEST SIDE. 131 00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:45,979 - WOW. YOU DON'T MEET TOO MANY WOMEN 132 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,014 WHO ARE INTO STOGIES. 133 00:05:47,047 --> 00:05:48,916 - I'M NOT YOUR TYPICAL WOMAN. 134 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:52,185 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 135 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:54,154 - YES, LET'S. 136 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,889 - HASKELL, THIS PLACE IS DEAD. 137 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:57,925 LOOKS LIKE THE ONLY PERSON I'M TAKING HOME TONIGHT IS YOU. 138 00:05:57,958 --> 00:05:59,827 - SORRY. I'M ALREADY TAKEN. 139 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,128 - READY TO GO, HASKELL. 140 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:03,296 - WHAT THE HELL? 141 00:06:04,932 --> 00:06:06,333 - YOU KNOW EACH OTHER? 142 00:06:06,434 --> 00:06:09,470 - YEAH, WE KIND OF BUMPED INTO EACH OTHER AT THE BAR. 143 00:06:09,503 --> 00:06:11,338 HEY, I'M DANI. - PHIL. 144 00:06:11,439 --> 00:06:13,240 - OW. WOW. DANI, THAT--THAT-- 145 00:06:13,273 --> 00:06:14,675 THAT RIGHT THERE IS A GRIP YOU GOT. 146 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:17,445 - I WORK WITH MY HANDS. I'M AN ELECTRICIAN. 147 00:06:17,478 --> 00:06:18,579 SHALL WE? 148 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:20,548 - UH, DANI'S TAKING ME TO A CIGAR CLUB. 149 00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:22,983 - A CIGAR CLUB? - YEAH, LOOK, I'LL GET US A CAB. 150 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:25,318 - OH, NO NEED, NO. MY TRUCK IS RIGHT OUTSIDE. 151 00:06:25,352 --> 00:06:28,522 - OH. 152 00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:31,358 - WOW. IT LOOKS LIKE HASKELL'S GOT HIMSELF A HOTTIE. 153 00:06:31,459 --> 00:06:34,462 - NO, HASKELL'S GOT HIMSELF A DUDE. 154 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,104 - GOOD MORNING. 155 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:46,239 - HASKELL, I'VE DONE SOMETHING BAD, REALLY, REALLY BAD. 156 00:06:46,273 --> 00:06:48,476 I MET A WOMAN WHO THOUGHT I WAS A COMBAT HERO, 157 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:50,143 AND I SLEPT WITH HER. 158 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:57,050 - STILL WAITING FOR THE BAD PART. 159 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:58,151 - DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? 160 00:06:58,185 --> 00:06:59,953 I'VE BROUGHT SHAME TO THIS UNIFORM. 161 00:06:59,987 --> 00:07:01,755 I HAVE TO TELL HER WHO I REALLY AM. 162 00:07:01,789 --> 00:07:03,891 - HOW CRUEL CAN YOU BE? 163 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:05,358 ARE YOU GOING TO TELL THIS WOMAN 164 00:07:05,392 --> 00:07:06,627 THAT SHE WENT TO BED WITH A HERO 165 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:10,063 AND SHE WOKE UP WITH A DENTIST? 166 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:11,098 - WHAT SHOULD I DO? 167 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:12,766 - THE ONLY NOBLE THING-- 168 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:15,703 LIE YOUR ASS OFF. 169 00:07:15,736 --> 00:07:18,405 TELL HER YOU'RE SHIPPING OUT. 170 00:07:18,506 --> 00:07:19,907 - YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 171 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,642 THAT WAY, SHE'LL BE LEFT WITH THE MEMORY 172 00:07:21,675 --> 00:07:23,811 OF HAVING BEEN WITH A BRAVE SOLDIER. 173 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:26,179 - HEY, HEY. CHECK IT OUT. 174 00:07:26,213 --> 00:07:29,282 CAPTAIN GARDNER DOING THE WALK OF SHAME. 175 00:07:30,851 --> 00:07:34,287 - OH, GOD, LOOK WHO'S PROUD OF ME. 176 00:07:35,623 --> 00:07:37,691 - UH, SO, HASKELL, 177 00:07:37,725 --> 00:07:39,627 HOW'D IT GO LAST NIGHT WITH DANI? 178 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:40,861 - IT WAS GREAT. 179 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:42,295 WE HAD BRANDY AND CIGARS. 180 00:07:42,329 --> 00:07:44,031 SHE EVEN LIKES BETTING THE PONIES. 181 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:46,299 HOW MANY WOMEN YOU KNOW LIKE THAT? 182 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:50,538 - NONE. 183 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:52,239 - THAT IS THE GREAT THING ABOUT DANI. 184 00:07:52,272 --> 00:07:55,976 I MEAN, SHE'S A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, BUT SHE HANGS LIKE A GUY. 185 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:05,553 - HOLLY? - HEY, PHIL, WHAT'S UP? 186 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:06,987 - UH, IT'S ABOUT HASKELL. 187 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:08,388 - THAT'S RIGHT. HOW'D IT GO LAST NIGHT? 188 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:10,591 DID HE MEET SOMEONE? - UH, HE DID. HE DID. 189 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:12,593 UH, BUT THERE'S A TINY LITTLE PROBLEM. 190 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:13,627 - WHAT? 191 00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:16,964 - I THINK SHE MAY HAVE A DING-DONG. 192 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:18,231 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 193 00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:20,333 - I'M SAYING HASKELL'S DATE MAY BE A GUY 194 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:21,935 DRESSED UP AS A WOMAN. 195 00:08:21,969 --> 00:08:23,804 - WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU EVEN THINK 196 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,072 SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 197 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:27,407 - WELL, I HIT ON HER LAST NIGHT, AND SHE BLEW ME OFF. 198 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:28,976 AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW, SHE WAS LEAVING WITH HASKELL. 199 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:32,946 - OH, SO, BECAUSE SHE TURNED YOU DOWN AND CHOSE HASKELL, 200 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:35,082 SHE HAS TO BE A MAN. 201 00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:37,184 - EXACTLY. 202 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:39,887 - OH, PLEASE. GET OVER YOUR BAD SELF. 203 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:41,088 - OH, IT'S NOT JUST THAT. 204 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:42,455 SHE'S ALSO AN ELECTRICIAN, 205 00:08:42,489 --> 00:08:44,491 DRIVES A TRUCK, SMOKES CIGARS, 206 00:08:44,592 --> 00:08:47,628 AND SHE HAS A HANDSHAKE THAT COULD MAKE A GROWN MAN CRY-- 207 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:50,197 NOT THAT I DID, BUT I WANTED TO. 208 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:52,332 - SOUNDS TO ME LIKE SOMEONE HAS A BRUISED EGO 209 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:53,601 AND CAN'T HANDLE THE FACT 210 00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:56,036 THAT SHE'S A STRONG, INDEPENDENT WOMAN. 211 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:59,239 - WITH A DING-DONG. 212 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:00,407 - HEY, HASKELL. 213 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:04,011 - I JUST HAD THE GREATEST DATE OF MY LIFE. 214 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,446 DANI AND I SPENT THE DAY AT CONEY ISLAND, 215 00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:08,248 AND WE WALKED THE BOARDWALK. 216 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:09,282 WE RODE THE CYCLONE. 217 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:10,618 WE PLAYED ALL THE CARNIVAL GAMES. 218 00:09:10,618 --> 00:09:12,352 - WELL, THAT'S GREAT. AND SO YOU WON THAT? 219 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:13,420 - NO, SHE DID. 220 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:16,223 AT THE "TEST YOUR STRENGTH" GAME. 221 00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:19,392 SHE SCORED HE-MAN. 222 00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:21,695 - YOU HEAR THAT, HOLLY? HE-MAN. 223 00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:23,831 - WOW. IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF 224 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:25,298 QUITE AN UNUSUAL WOMAN. 225 00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:26,934 - WELL, I'VE NEVER MET ANYONE LIKE HER. 226 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:29,236 I MEAN, THERE WAS A LONG LINE OUTSIDE THE LADIES' ROOM. 227 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:31,304 SHE MARCHED RIGHT INTO THE MEN'S 228 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:34,374 LIKE SHE'D DONE IT A MILLION TIMES. 229 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:37,077 THAT TAKES BALLS. 230 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:40,247 - DO YOU HEAR THAT, HOLLY? 231 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,315 BALLS. 232 00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:44,918 - ANYWAY, THANKS FOR GETTING ME OFF THE COUCH. 233 00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:46,787 YOU KNOW, I WAS PRETTY BROKEN UP ABOUT NICKI, 234 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:49,957 BUT NOW THAT I'VE MET DANI, I AM OVER IT. 235 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,558 IN FACT, WE'RE MEETING TONIGHT FOR DRINKS, 236 00:09:51,659 --> 00:09:53,326 AND MAYBE THERE'LL BE A LITTLE FIREWORKS 237 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:54,928 IN THE BOUDOIR. 238 00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:59,700 - WELL, THAT IS HOW YOU START A FIRE... 239 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:02,770 RUB TWO STICKS TOGETHER. - OH! 240 00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:04,604 YOU KNOW, PHIL... 241 00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:06,707 I THINK YOU JUST MIGHT BE RIGHT ABOUT HER. 242 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,676 - HOLLY, I AM. I AM. 243 00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:11,211 - I COULDN'T BEAR TO SEE HIM HAVE HIS HEART BROKEN AGAIN. 244 00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:12,379 - "HEART BROKEN"? 245 00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:14,247 HOLLY, IF HE FINDS OUT DANI'S A DUDE, 246 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,749 WE'LL NEVER GET HIM OFF THE COUCH. 247 00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:17,117 - BUT WHAT IF WE'RE WRONG? 248 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:19,186 I MEAN, WE BETTER FIND OUT FOR SURE BEFORE WE SAY ANYTHING. 249 00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:20,587 - AND HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT? 250 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,122 JUST WALK UP TO HER AND SAY, "HI. 251 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:24,524 "WHAT LOVELY WEATHER WE'RE HAVING TODAY. 252 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:26,994 DO YOU PEE STANDING UP?" 253 00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:28,862 - SMOOTH. 254 00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:30,463 - WELL, SHE'S NOT GOING TO OPEN UP TO A COMPLETE STRANGER. 255 00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:31,865 - YEAH, BUT WHO IS SHE GOING TO OPEN UP TO? 256 00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:33,633 - I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE ANOTHER GUY 257 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:36,336 DRESSED UP AS A WOMAN OR... 258 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:39,940 SOMEONE WHO COULD PASS FOR ONE. 259 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,275 - YEAH, BUT WHO DO WE KNOW LIKE THAT? 260 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:43,711 WHO? 261 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:45,412 WHO? 262 00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:58,826 - HI, KATIE. - HELLO, CAPTAIN GARDNER. 263 00:10:58,859 --> 00:10:59,860 - CALL ME STUART. 264 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:02,429 - LISTEN, ABOUT LAST NIGHT, 265 00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:04,464 I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET THE WRONG IDEA. 266 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:07,801 I DON'T USUALLY SPEND THE NIGHT WITH GUYS I JUST MET. 267 00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:11,805 BUT I WAS SO MOVED BY YOUR SACRIFICE. 268 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:13,140 - YEAH, KATIE, LISTEN, THERE'S SOMETHING 269 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,808 WE REALLY NEED TO TALK ABOUT. - MM-HMM. 270 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:17,477 - SO IS THIS THE HANDSOME YOUNG CAPTAIN 271 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:18,912 YOU'VE BEEN TELLING ME ABOUT? 272 00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:21,548 - STUART, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY DAD. 273 00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:23,216 - DAD. 274 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:24,752 - SERGEANT BILL DRAKE, SIR. 275 00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:26,787 - WELL, THAT'S NOT NECESSARY. YOU, UH-- 276 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:29,757 ALL RIGHT, WELL... 277 00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:31,224 AT EASE. 278 00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:33,794 - DAD WAS IN THE 9TH INFANTRY DIVISION IN VIETNAM. 279 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,128 - YEAH, DID TWO TOURS, 280 00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:37,664 SLOGGING THROUGH THE RICE FIELDS OF THE MEKONG DELTA, 281 00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:39,767 NOT KNOWING FROM ONE DAY TO THE NEXT 282 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,601 IF IT WAS GOING TO BE MY LAST. 283 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:45,472 - YOU GUYS HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON. 284 00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:48,375 - I THINK HE MAY HAVE HAD IT WORSE. 285 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:49,476 - NONSENSE. 286 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:52,145 I CAN STILL SEE THE TERROR IN YOUR EYES. 287 00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:54,614 - OH, IT'S THERE. 288 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:56,583 - WELL, IT'S AN HONOR TO HAVE YOU IN MY BAR, SON. 289 00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:58,886 LET ME BUY YOU A DRINK. 290 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:01,588 I LIKE HIM. 291 00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:03,423 WOW. THAT WENT REALLY WELL. 292 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:05,826 HE'S USUALLY PRETTY TOUGH ON GUYS I DATE. 293 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,594 - YEAH, UH, LISTEN, KATIE, 294 00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:10,563 THERE'S REALLY NO EASY WAY TO SAY THIS, SO, UM... 295 00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:11,564 I'M SHIPPING OUT. 296 00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:13,000 - OH, MY GOD. WHEN? 297 00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:15,235 - UH, TOMORROW, NOON-ISH. 298 00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:16,503 - NO! - WHAT? 299 00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:18,872 WHAT'S GOING ON? - STUART IS BEING REDEPLOYED. 300 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:20,540 - MM-HMM. SAD BUT TRUE. 301 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,410 I SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING. - YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 302 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:24,878 - WHAT? 303 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:27,848 - BOYS, WE GOT ONE GOING OVER. 304 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:29,316 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 305 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,151 - WE'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU THE SEND-OFF THAT YOU DESERVE. 306 00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:32,820 - NO, NO, NO, NO. I'M--YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOOD. 307 00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:34,187 - NONSENSE. 308 00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:35,823 I'VE GOT A BOTTLE OF '42 COGNAC 309 00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:37,891 THAT MY FATHER BROUGHT BACK FROM NORMANDY, 310 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:40,027 AND I'VE JUST BEEN WAITING FOR THE RIGHT TIME TO OPEN IT. 311 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:42,395 - NO. 312 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,664 NO, NO. DON'T, PLEASE. 313 00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:47,835 - A TOAST... TO CAPTAIN STUART GARDNER. 314 00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:49,903 HERE'S TO THE SOLDIER AND HIS ARMS. 315 00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:51,839 FALL IN, MEN. FALL IN. 316 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,706 PUT YOUR TRUST IN GOD, BOYS. 317 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:55,675 FALL IN, MEN. FALL IN. 318 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,845 all: HOO-AH! 319 00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:59,312 - HOO-RIGHTY, THEN. 320 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:01,614 UH, THIS WAS LOVELY. 321 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,450 I SHOULD PROBABLY GET HOME AND PACK, 322 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,185 AND, YOU KNOW, A LOT OF LAUNDRY AND THINGS, SO... 323 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:06,486 KATIE. 324 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:09,957 - I'LL WAIT FOR YOU, STUART. 325 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,358 - GIVE 'EM HELL, SOLDIER. 326 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:14,127 - AND HELL I SHALL GIVE THEM. 327 00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:16,763 - DR. GARDNER? - HUH? 328 00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:18,331 - HEY, THANKS FOR FIXING MY TOOTH, MAN. 329 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:19,666 THAT CAVITY WAS KILLING ME. 330 00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,034 - WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT, STUART? 331 00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:23,136 - YEAH, WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT? - AH, NOT IMPORTANT. 332 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,637 - OH, DON'T BE SO MODEST. 333 00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:27,274 ONCE A MONTH, THIS GUY GOES OVER TO FORT HAMILTON 334 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,209 AND WORKS ON OUR TEETH. 335 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,044 - WAIT A SECOND. 336 00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:33,981 YOU'RE NOT IN THE ARMY? YOU'RE NOT BEING DEPLOYED? 337 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:38,285 - I GAVE MYSELF TO A DENTIST? 338 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:43,023 - HOO-AH! 339 00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:07,247 - HI, EDEN. 340 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,394 - HONEY... 341 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:22,963 HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I BEGGED YOU 342 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:26,166 NOT TO PUT ON YOUR MAKEUP DRUNK? 343 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,468 - LOOK, WE THINK THE WOMAN HASKELL'S DATING 344 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:29,602 MIGHT BE A MAN. 345 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:32,005 SO, WHILE PHIL'S UPSTAIRS STALLING HIM, 346 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:34,807 I'M TRYING TO PASS MYSELF OFF AS A MAN DRESSED AS A WOMAN 347 00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:37,844 SO I CAN FIND OUT WHO'S WHO AND WHAT'S WHERE. 348 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:40,813 - OH, OKAY. 349 00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:43,450 OH, HERE SHE IS. 350 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,152 - IT'S SHOWTIME. 351 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,362 HI. 352 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:56,529 MIND IF I SIT DOWN? 353 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,131 - HELP YOURSELF. 354 00:14:58,165 --> 00:14:59,466 - THANKS. OOH... 355 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,969 THESE HEELS ARE KILLING ME. 356 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:04,371 I DON'T KNOW HOW WOMEN DO IT. 357 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,973 - NEITHER DO I. 358 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:10,410 - GOSH, YOUR COMPLEXION'S REAL SMOOTH. 359 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:11,544 WHAT'S YOUR SECRET? 360 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:14,181 BY 5:00, I END LOOKING LIKE A LUMBERJACK. 361 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:16,749 - OH, WELL, YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER WAXING 362 00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:19,852 OR, LIKE, A GOOD CONCEALER, OR IN YOUR CASE... 363 00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:22,322 BOTH. 364 00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:25,292 - THANKS FOR THE TIP. - YEAH. 365 00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:31,464 - BOY, SOCIETY'S REALLY CHANGED, HASN'T IT? 366 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:34,001 WE CAN BE WHO WE ARE AND BE PROUD. 367 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,235 SHOUT IT TO THE WORLD! 368 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:38,138 GO ON, SHOUT IT. 369 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:39,572 OKAY, I'LL GO FIRST. 370 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:43,276 I'M A MAN WHO LIKES TO DRESS AS A WOMAN. 371 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:46,013 - HONEY, I GOT THAT THE MINUTE YOU WALKED IN. 372 00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:47,080 - WHAT? 373 00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:48,648 NO, NO, NO. NO, I'M A SEXY WOMAN. 374 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,717 GUYS DIG ME, SERIOUSLY. MY BOOBS ARE REAL. 375 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,285 - OH. - YOU WANT TO TOUCH THEM? 376 00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:53,886 - OH, I GOT TO GO. - COME ON. 377 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,723 I'M SERIOUS. COME ON. 378 00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,125 - HASKELL, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 379 00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:00,027 SOME LUNATIC IS BOTHERING ME. 380 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,628 - WELL, WHY DON'T WE HAVE DRINKS AT MY PLACE? 381 00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:03,496 - I'D LIKE THAT. - YEAH. 382 00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:08,235 MAKE YOURSELF SCARCE. I'M ABOUT TO GET LUCKY. 383 00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:10,370 AND TONIGHT OTHERS MAY BE INVOLVED. 384 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,749 - EX-SQUEEZE ME. 385 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,786 - DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO MAKE YOURSELF SCARCE? 386 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,421 AH! JEEZ! 387 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:38,265 - HEY, I DID THIS FOR YOU. 388 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:41,268 - AH, WELL, I'VE GONE HOME WITH WORSE. 389 00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:43,403 BUT I'M SORRY. I'M TAKEN. 390 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,605 - YEAH, UH, HASKELL, ABOUT THAT, 391 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,374 WE NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT DANI. 392 00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:48,608 - WHAT ABOUT HER? 393 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,543 - OH, LET'S SEE, HOW DO I PUT THIS DELICATELY? 394 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,745 - YOU CAN'T. SHE'S A MAN. 395 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:55,782 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - THINK ABOUT IT, HASKELL. 396 00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:59,252 DANI, THE ELECTRICIAN, DRIVES A TRUCK, SMOKES CIGARS, 397 00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:01,454 AND YOU SAID SO YOURSELF, SHE HANGS LIKE A GUY. 398 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:02,489 - I TALKED TO HER. 399 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,457 TRUST ME, SHE'S HIDING SOMETHING. 400 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:06,526 - SO YOU WERE THE LUNATIC IN THE BAR? 401 00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,095 - I RESENT THAT! 402 00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:09,829 I'M JUST A WOMAN PRETENDING TO BE A MAN 403 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,131 PRETENDING TO BE A WOMAN TO FIND OUT 404 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:13,566 IF A WOMAN IS A MAN PRETENDING TO BE A WOMAN. 405 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,473 - I GET IT. - GOOD. 406 00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:22,142 - YOU TWO THINK THAT IF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN 407 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:24,211 IS INTERESTED IN ME, THEN SHE'S GOT TO BE A GUY. 408 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:26,846 WELL, WHAT IF SHE WAS DATING PHIL OR STUART? 409 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,182 NO, BUT IF SHE'S INTERESTED IN HASKELL, 410 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:31,651 WELL, THEN THERE'S GOT TO BE A CATCH. 411 00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,686 WELL, FORTUNATELY, I HAVE MORE CONFIDENCE 412 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,021 IN MYSELF THAN YOU DO. 413 00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:37,124 AND I DON'T INTEND KEEPING THAT WOMAN-- 414 00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:38,391 YES, WOMAN-- 415 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:39,726 WAITING ANY LONGER. 416 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,299 SORRY FOR THE INTERRUPTION. 417 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,834 WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME MORE WINE? 418 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:50,237 - ACTUALLY, I WOULDN'T MIND CRACKING OPEN A BEER. 419 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,804 - YOU'RE A MAN. 420 00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:56,042 - WHAT? 421 00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:58,044 - AH, THE EVIDENCE WAS IN FRONT OF ME THE WHOLE TIME. 422 00:17:58,145 --> 00:17:59,379 I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE IT. 423 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,848 YOU'RE A DUDE IN A DRESS, RIGHT? 424 00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:04,717 RIGHT? 425 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,954 - WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU THINK THAT? 426 00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:11,391 - WELL, WHY ELSE WOULD SOMEONE SO BEAUTIFUL AND FANTASTIC 427 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,360 BE INTERESTED IN ME? 428 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:15,495 - BECAUSE I LIKED YOU. 429 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,830 YEAH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE FUNNY AND SWEET 430 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,432 AND INTERESTING. 431 00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:23,503 SO LONG, HASKELL. 432 00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:29,976 - I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING. OH! 433 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,216 - WOW. HE LEFT IN A HURRY, HUH? 434 00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:38,185 - NO. 435 00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:39,986 SHE LEFT IN A HURRY. 436 00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:42,088 - DANI WAS A WOMAN. 437 00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:45,425 YEAH, I GUESS I COULD SEE THAT. 438 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:48,328 - HASKELL, I'M SO SORRY. - I'M SORRY TOO, BUDDY. 439 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:50,830 - YOU KNOW... 440 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:51,831 IT'S OKAY. 441 00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,800 YOUR HEARTS WERE IN THE RIGHT PLACE. 442 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,203 YOU WERE JUST TRYING TO DO WHAT WAS RIGHT FOR ME, 443 00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:58,305 AND I APPRECIATE THAT. - REALLY? 444 00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:01,874 - NO! YOU RUINED MY LIFE! 445 00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:03,810 - IT WASN'T MY FAULT! PHIL STARTED IT! 446 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,345 - WHA-- - YEAH. 447 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:06,946 IT'S TRUE. YEAH. 448 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,216 SEE, HE HIT ON DANI, AND THEN SHE BLEW HIM OFF, 449 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:11,551 AND THEN WHEN SHE CHOSE YOU, HE COULDN'T HANDLE IT. 450 00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:12,819 IT ATE HIM ALIVE. 451 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:15,855 SO HE HAD TO TURN DANI INTO A MAN, 452 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:18,558 AND I BOUGHT INTO IT, BECAUSE I CARE. 453 00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:22,462 - GET OUT. - SO--SO WE'RE GOOD, RIGHT? 454 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:23,796 - GO. 455 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,665 - TRY TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR SOMEONE. 456 00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:30,737 - SO ALL THIS STARTED 457 00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:33,340 BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T HANDLE THAT A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN 458 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:34,807 CHOSE ME OVER YOU. 459 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,676 - YEAH, I GUESS SO. 460 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,278 - WAIT A SECOND. 461 00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:39,946 A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN CHOSE ME 462 00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:41,147 OVER YOU. - YEAH. 463 00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:42,415 - SHE CHOSE ME OVER YOU. 464 00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:44,150 - YEAH, HASKELL, AND IT HURTS, OKAY? 465 00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:45,818 IT HURTS! 466 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:48,488 - LOOK, BUDDY, YOU GOT TO GET OFF THE COUCH 467 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,323 AND GET BACK OUT THERE, ALL RIGHT? 468 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:56,263 I'M GOING TO FIND YOU A LADY. 469 00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,930 - OH, MY GOD. 470 00:19:57,964 --> 00:20:00,099 NOW I'M THE "FIND YOU A LADY" GUY. 471 00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:03,603 - LOOK, PAL, THE FIRST LESSON IS THAT WHINY TONE-- 472 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,838 IT'S A REAL TURNOFF. 473 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:06,839 YOU'LL BE OKAY. 474 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,342 JUST STICK CLOSE AND OBSERVE THE MASTER. 475 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,586 - * DEE, DOO, DEE, DOO 476 00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,788 - * DEE, DOO, DEE, DOO 477 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:25,358 - * DEE, DOO, DEE, DOO 478 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,660 - * DOO, DOO, DOO, DOO, DOO, DOO * 479 00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:30,997 * DOO, DOO, DOO 480 00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:33,366 - * DEE, DOO, DEE, DOO 481 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,568 - * DEE, DOO, DEE, DOO 482 00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:37,704 - * DOO, DOO, DOO, DOO 483 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,706 - YEAH. 484 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,741 - ACME!