1 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:14,948 - THERE THEY ARE, THE BIRTHDAY BOY AND GIRL. 2 00:00:15,049 --> 00:00:17,351 I JUST WANT YOU GUYS TO KNOW EVERYTHING'S SET 3 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:18,952 FOR YOUR PARTY TOMORROW NIGHT. 4 00:00:19,053 --> 00:00:22,290 - AGAIN, HOLLY, I CANNOT THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR THROWING IT. 5 00:00:22,390 --> 00:00:23,657 - CURIOUS. 6 00:00:23,757 --> 00:00:26,894 YOUR PARENTS HAD TWO KIDS BORN ON THE SAME DAY 7 00:00:26,994 --> 00:00:28,996 FOUR YEARS APART? 8 00:00:29,097 --> 00:00:30,898 YOU EVER DO THE MATH AND FIGURE OUT 9 00:00:30,998 --> 00:00:33,000 WHAT GOT THEM ALL HOT AND BOTHERED? 10 00:00:33,101 --> 00:00:36,003 - EW. EW. NO. THAT'S THE LAST THING-- 11 00:00:36,104 --> 00:00:38,839 - SUMMER OLYMPICS. 12 00:00:38,939 --> 00:00:40,774 MOM LIKED THE DIVERS IN SPEEDOS, 13 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,244 AND DAD HAD A THING FOR THE BIG EAST GERMAN GALS. 14 00:00:43,344 --> 00:00:45,846 - OH! HE'S NOT ALONE. 15 00:00:48,449 --> 00:00:50,718 - THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT. 16 00:00:50,818 --> 00:00:53,687 DRINK IT IN. 17 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:56,190 - SO WHEN DOES THE REST OF YOUR BOY BAND SHOW UP? 18 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:58,159 -YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO TASTE WHATSOEVER. 19 00:00:58,259 --> 00:01:01,995 THIS ENSEMBLE WAS CREATED BY MY HOT, NEW, DESIGNER GIRLFRIEND. 20 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:05,933 CLOTHES BY VERENA, SEXY BY PHIL. 21 00:01:06,033 --> 00:01:08,136 BY THEY WAY, SHE'S COMING TO THE PARTY. 22 00:01:08,169 --> 00:01:09,270 - WHAT?! 23 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:10,371 AND YOU'RE JUST TELLING ME NOW? ALL RIGHT, LOOK. 24 00:01:10,471 --> 00:01:11,939 THAT'S FINE. BUT NO MORE SURPRISES. 25 00:01:12,039 --> 00:01:13,441 THIS PARTY HAS TO BE PERFECT. 26 00:01:13,541 --> 00:01:14,642 - I DON'T GET IT. 27 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:16,144 THREE DAYS AGO THERE WAS NO PARTY, 28 00:01:16,177 --> 00:01:17,411 AND NOW IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN YOUR LIFE. 29 00:01:17,511 --> 00:01:19,680 - THAT'S BECAUSE I REALIZED TWO PEOPLE 30 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:22,883 I CARE DEEPLY ABOUT ARE HAVING A BIRTHDAY. 31 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:27,288 AND SOMEONE NEEDED TO STEP FORWARD AND SAY "I CARE." 32 00:01:27,388 --> 00:01:29,523 - OKAY, YOU HAVE A 2:30 AT FINLEY AND MERLE, 33 00:01:29,623 --> 00:01:30,891 AND AFTER, YOU CAN PICK UP BIRTHDAY PRESENTS 34 00:01:30,991 --> 00:01:32,160 FOR STUART AND NICKI. 35 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:35,263 - UGH, DO I HAVE TO? 36 00:01:35,363 --> 00:01:38,332 STUART'S SO PERSNICKETY, AND I BARELY KNOW THE OTHER ONE. 37 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:41,469 - YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE NICE? IF SOMEONE THREW THEM A PARTY. 38 00:01:41,569 --> 00:01:43,036 - EDEN, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT CRAP. 39 00:01:43,171 --> 00:01:45,173 I GOT LESS THAN THREE MONTHS TO FIND A HUSBAND. 40 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:47,841 AND DECENT, SINGLE GUYS DON'T JUST APPEAR OUT OF THIN AIR. 41 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,343 [elevator dings] 42 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:51,612 - OOPS. WRONG FLOOR. 43 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:55,583 - HELLO. ARE YOU NEW IN THE BUILDING? 44 00:01:55,683 --> 00:01:57,451 - I JUST MOVED HERE FROM ATLANTA. I'M J.D. 45 00:01:57,551 --> 00:02:00,588 - I'M HOLLY. - AND I'M...LEAVING. 46 00:02:00,688 --> 00:02:03,557 - SO, J.D., HOW DO YOU LIKE NEW YORK SO FAR? 47 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:07,027 - I LIKE IT FINE, BUT IT'S KIND OF HARD TO MEET PEOPLE. 48 00:02:07,195 --> 00:02:08,762 BACK HOME, PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS INVITING YOU 49 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:10,198 TO A BARBECUE OR A PARTY. 50 00:02:10,231 --> 00:02:12,533 - I'M HAVING A PARTY! 51 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:15,203 SO IF I CAN'T DO SOMETHING SPECIAL 52 00:02:15,236 --> 00:02:19,440 FOR TWO OF MY DEAREST FRIENDS, THEN WHAT'S LIFE ALL ABOUT? 53 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:20,441 - HOLLY, I'M SO TOUCHED. - OH. 54 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:21,975 - YOU KNOW WHAT, 55 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:23,644 LET ME BUY A DRINK FOR THE MOST GENEROUS, LOVING WOMAN I KNOW. 56 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:25,078 - YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU USE 57 00:02:25,213 --> 00:02:27,748 THAT FOR YOUR TOAST TOMORROW NIGHT AT THE PARTY? 58 00:02:31,352 --> 00:02:33,854 - GUESS WHAT? THAT WAS DAD. 59 00:02:33,954 --> 00:02:35,423 HE'S COMING TO THE PARTY. 60 00:02:35,523 --> 00:02:38,392 - WELL, AT LEAST NOW WE HAVE THE THEME FOR THIS YEAR'S PARTY: 61 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,528 A NIGHT IN HELL. 62 00:02:40,628 --> 00:02:41,962 - PLEASE DON'T START. 63 00:02:42,062 --> 00:02:43,631 CAN'T YOU JUST BE HAPPY THAT HE'S COMING TO SEE US? 64 00:02:43,731 --> 00:02:45,333 - OH, PLEASE. HE'S COMING TO SEE YOU. 65 00:02:45,433 --> 00:02:48,101 I'VE LIVED HERE FOR TWO YEARS, HE'S NEVER COME TO VISIT. 66 00:02:48,236 --> 00:02:49,370 ALTHOUGH I GUESS I SHOULDN'T COMPLAIN. 67 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:51,572 I MEAN, ALL HE DOES IS TAKE POT-SHOTS AT ME. 68 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:54,642 PLEASE, LIKE I'M THE ONLY GUY WHO MAKES HIS OWN POTPOURRI. 69 00:02:56,577 --> 00:02:58,646 - STUART, WOULD YOU STOP BEING SO SENSITIVE. 70 00:02:58,746 --> 00:03:00,281 IT'S JUST GOOD-NATURED TEASING. 71 00:03:00,381 --> 00:03:02,049 - THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY, 72 00:03:02,149 --> 00:03:03,116 YOU JUST DO TO WHATEVER HE WANTS. 73 00:03:03,251 --> 00:03:05,118 - YOU'RE A PLEASER. - I AM NOT. 74 00:03:05,253 --> 00:03:06,387 LISTEN TO ME. 75 00:03:06,487 --> 00:03:07,888 OKAY, THIS IS THE FIRST BIRTHDAY SINCE MY DIVORCE 76 00:03:07,988 --> 00:03:09,457 AND I JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN. 77 00:03:09,557 --> 00:03:11,859 SO PROMISE ME YOU'RE NOT GONNA GO ALL POUTY AND RUIN IT. 78 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:14,362 - OKAY. - POUTY. 79 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:16,930 [upbeat music] 80 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:19,066 - * DE-DO DE-DO 81 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:21,402 - * DE-DO DE-DO 82 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:22,403 - * DE-DO DE-DO 83 00:03:22,503 --> 00:03:27,408 * 84 00:03:27,508 --> 00:03:29,777 * DO-DO-DO-DO 85 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,013 - WHAT'S WITH THE BOX? 86 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:34,415 - OH, IT'S A LITTLE SOMETHING SOMETHING 87 00:03:34,515 --> 00:03:37,751 FROM MY HOT NEW DESIGNER GIRLFRIEND, VERENA. YEAH. 88 00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:40,020 "I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU IN THESE AT THE PARTY. 89 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:42,356 AND OUT OF THEM LATER." 90 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:44,292 - OH. 91 00:03:44,358 --> 00:03:49,096 - YEAH, BUDDY. YOU GONNA SEE ME IN THESE. 92 00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:54,335 - ALL RIGHT. 93 00:03:54,435 --> 00:03:56,537 - WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? 94 00:03:56,637 --> 00:03:58,071 - SOME LUBE AND A SHOEHORN. 95 00:03:58,171 --> 00:04:00,308 THAT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE GETTING IN THOSE. 96 00:04:01,442 --> 00:04:03,677 [knock at door] 97 00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:06,547 - ONE SECOND. 98 00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:10,751 - HEY, I'M FRANK. STUART AND NICKI'S DAD. 99 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:12,353 - YEAH. 100 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:13,687 - NICKI SENT ME UP HERE TO WAIT UNTIL SHE FINISHES HER SHIFT. 101 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:15,989 - OF COURSE. OF COURSE. I'M PHIL, STUART'S ROOMMATE. 102 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,325 IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. COME RIGHT ON IN. 103 00:04:17,425 --> 00:04:20,227 - THANKS. 104 00:04:20,328 --> 00:04:21,595 SO, PHIL, WHAT DO YOU DO? 105 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:22,696 - I'M A SPORTS AGENT. 106 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:24,231 - SPORTS, HUH? - YEAH. 107 00:04:24,332 --> 00:04:26,834 - I CAN'T IMAGINE YOU AND STUART HAVE MUCH TO TALK ABOUT. 108 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,437 - AH. 109 00:04:29,537 --> 00:04:30,604 NO, I LOVE HANGING WITH STUART. 110 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:31,872 HE'S MORE OF A GUY'S GUY THAN YOU THINK. 111 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:33,341 - IT'S A DISASTER. 112 00:04:33,374 --> 00:04:36,344 I'M COMPLETELY OUT OF VANILLA BEANS. 113 00:04:36,377 --> 00:04:38,546 - HEY LOOK, IT'S MY SON MARTHA STUART. 114 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:41,815 - WHAT? I'M KIDDING. COME HERE. 115 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:43,484 - HI, DAD. GOOD TO SEE YOU. 116 00:04:43,584 --> 00:04:44,652 - OW. 117 00:04:44,752 --> 00:04:48,589 - SORRY, I FORGOT TO USE MY STUART HUG. 118 00:04:48,689 --> 00:04:50,458 - WELL, UH, LOOK-- IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 119 00:04:50,558 --> 00:04:55,563 I'M GOING TO GREASE MYSELF UP AND TRY ON SOME SKINNY JEANS. 120 00:04:58,399 --> 00:05:01,669 - DADDY! - HEY, THERE'S MY GIRL! AH! 121 00:05:01,769 --> 00:05:04,972 HEY. NOW THIS ONE CAN TAKE A HUG. 122 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:07,641 - I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE. I MISSED YOU. 123 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:08,942 - I'VE MISSED YOU TOO. 124 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:10,378 I GOT NOBODY TO HELP ME WORK ON THE BOAT. 125 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:11,679 IT'S JUST SITTING IN THE DRIVEWAY. 126 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:13,847 OH, COME ON. THE CLOSEST IT GOT TO WATER 127 00:05:13,947 --> 00:05:16,617 WAS WHEN YOU PEED OUT THE PORTHOLE. 128 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:18,419 - THOSE WERE GOOD TIMES. 129 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:20,921 - SO, YOU READY FOR THE BIG PARTY TOMORROW NIGHT? 130 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:23,757 -YEAH, I JUST HOPE I DON'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR STUART 131 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:27,695 TO BREAK THE PINATA. I CAN ONLY STAY UNTIL MONDAY. 132 00:05:28,629 --> 00:05:29,597 WHAT? I'M KIDDING. 133 00:05:29,697 --> 00:05:31,098 - NO. NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE NOT. 134 00:05:31,198 --> 00:05:33,033 YOU'RE JUST TAKING SHOTS AT ME LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO. 135 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:35,769 IT'S THE SAME STUPID JOKES OVER AND OVER AGAIN, DAD, 136 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:36,870 AND I'M SICK OF IT. 137 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:38,005 LOOK, I'M SORRY 138 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:39,507 IF I'M NOT THE SON THAT YOU HAD IN MIND, 139 00:05:39,607 --> 00:05:41,274 BUT IF YOU TOOK THE TIME TO ACTUALLY GET TO KNOW ME, 140 00:05:41,409 --> 00:05:45,513 YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY LIKE ME, BECAUSE I'M A DELIGHT! 141 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:47,981 I SAID IT WAS GOOD TO SEE YOU EARLIER. 142 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:49,750 GUESS WHAT? IT'S NOT. 143 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:52,653 - I COME IN FOR YOUR PARTY AND THIS IS HOW YOU TALK TO ME? 144 00:05:52,753 --> 00:05:54,822 - I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO COME. 145 00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:56,424 - THEN I WON'T. 146 00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:58,492 - DAD, COME ON. I'M SURE STUART DIDN'T MEAN IT. HE WAS KIDDING! 147 00:05:58,592 --> 00:05:59,827 - LET'S GO, NICKI. 148 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:01,595 - YOU JUST COULDN'T JUST LEAVE IT ALONE, RIGHT? 149 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,531 WELL, IF DAD'S NOT COMING NEITHER AM I. 150 00:06:03,631 --> 00:06:05,933 - WELL, FINE. THEN THERE'LL BE NO PARTY. 151 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:08,602 AND I'LL JUST STAY HOME AND DELIGHT MYSELF. 152 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:21,348 - WHY, EDEN DARLING. 153 00:06:21,449 --> 00:06:24,985 WHAT NEWS DO YOU BRING OF MY GENTLEMAN CALLER? 154 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:26,086 - OH. 155 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:29,523 WELL, HE HAILS FROM FINE GEORGIA STOCK. 156 00:06:29,623 --> 00:06:32,125 - C'MON, C'MON, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT? GIVE ME THE SCOOP. 157 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:33,494 - OKAY. TURNS OUT J.D. 158 00:06:33,594 --> 00:06:35,863 WORKS FOR A NON-PROFIT AS AN ENVIRONMENTAL LAWYER. 159 00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:38,165 - OOH. 160 00:06:38,265 --> 00:06:40,167 TWO LAWYERS. 161 00:06:40,267 --> 00:06:43,303 WE'LL BE A POWER COUPLE. 162 00:06:43,471 --> 00:06:44,705 - AND LISTEN TO THIS. 163 00:06:44,805 --> 00:06:47,240 THE REASON WHY HE LEFT ATLANTA WAS BECAUSE HE WANTED 164 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:49,677 TO GET MARRIED, BUT HIS GIRLFRIEND WOULDN'T COMMIT. 165 00:06:49,777 --> 00:06:52,846 - I COULD BE COMMITTED. 166 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:55,649 - YES, YOU COULD. 167 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,485 - I KNOW I'M GETTING A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY, 168 00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:59,987 BUT I HAVE A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS GUY. 169 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:03,491 THIS PARTY WAS A STROKE OF GENIUS. 170 00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:04,492 [door opens] 171 00:07:04,525 --> 00:07:05,526 - HEY, HOLLY. 172 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:06,560 - THERE HE IS! THE MAN OF THE HOUR! 173 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:08,562 - YEAH, LISTEN, ABOUT THAT--NICKI, 174 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:10,831 AND MY DAD, AND I HAD A HUGE FIGHT. SO THE PARTY'S OFF. 175 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:11,832 - WHAT?! 176 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:13,567 NO. THERE HAS TO BE A PARTY. 177 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:15,969 I MEAN THE GUESTS HAVE BEEN INVITED! 178 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:17,037 THE ARRANGEMENTS HAVE BEEN MADE! 179 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:19,940 - SHE MADE ME WAX HER, STUART. 180 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:25,345 -LOOK, I CAN'T BE IN THE SAME ROOM AS MY FATHER 181 00:07:25,513 --> 00:07:26,580 UNLESS HE APOLOGIZES. 182 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,382 AND FRANK GARDNER NEVER APOLOGIZES. 183 00:07:29,517 --> 00:07:31,685 [door opens, closes] 184 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,353 - WELL, I GUESS I BETTER CALL THE CATERER 185 00:07:33,521 --> 00:07:34,922 AND TELL HIM THERE'S NO PARTY. 186 00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:37,858 - OH, THERE'S GOING TO BE A PARTY. 187 00:07:39,927 --> 00:07:41,962 HEAT UP THAT WAX. YOU KNOW WHERE WE STOPPED. 188 00:07:51,539 --> 00:07:53,541 - CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT BROTHER OF YOURS? 189 00:07:53,574 --> 00:07:54,708 WELL, DON'T YOU WORRY. 190 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,710 I'M TAKING YOU OUT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. 191 00:07:56,810 --> 00:08:00,814 WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO? I'M THINKING ITALIAN. 192 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:03,083 - WELL, THERE'S THIS NEW JAPANESE PLACE-- 193 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:05,953 - GREAT, ITALIAN IT IS! 194 00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:08,121 SO, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GET THIS CITY OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM 195 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:09,422 AND MOVE BACK HOME? 196 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:12,059 - WHAT, TO STATEN ISLAND? BUT I LOVE IT HERE. 197 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:13,861 THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING GOING ON. 198 00:08:13,961 --> 00:08:16,697 THE SAME NIGHT YOU CAN GO SEE SHAKESPEARE IN THE PARK 199 00:08:16,797 --> 00:08:20,734 THEN GO TO CHINATOWN AND PLAY TIC-TAC-TOE WITH A CHICKEN. 200 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,570 - SO YOU'LL THINK ABOUT IT. 201 00:08:22,636 --> 00:08:24,404 - I WILL THINK ABOUT IT. 202 00:08:24,572 --> 00:08:26,073 - HEY, HASKELL! MEET MY DAD. 203 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:27,908 DAD, THIS IS HASKELL. STUART'S OTHER ROOMMATE. 204 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:28,942 - FRANK GARDNER. 205 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:30,110 - HASKELL LUTZ. 206 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:31,579 - HEY, NICE WATCH YOU'VE GOT THERE. 207 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:35,415 - OH, THIS LITTLE TRINKET? HEH. 208 00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:36,650 IT'S A ROLEX. 209 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:39,887 - YEAH, AND I'M HARRY POTTER. 210 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:42,322 - THAT'S A KNOCK-OFF. - WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT? 211 00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:44,825 -YOU DON'T USUALLY SEE A GUY IN $8.00 SHOES 212 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:46,694 WITH A $10,000 WATCH. 213 00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:49,963 WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR IT? 214 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:51,398 - OH, NO. IT'S NOT FOR SALE. - I'LL GIVE YOU A HUNDRED. 215 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:54,902 - OH, FOR A HUNDRED BUCKS, I'LL GIVE YOU THE SHOES TOO. 216 00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:56,604 HERE WE GO. 217 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:59,039 FYI, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. 218 00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:01,274 GIVE MY BEST TO DUMBLEDORE. 219 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:04,444 - AH, THERE SHE IS! 220 00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:06,446 THE BIRTHDAY GIRL! 221 00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:10,283 AND YOU MUST BE HER RAKISHLY HANDSOME FATHER. 222 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,953 - DAD, THAT'S HOLLY. SHE WAS THE ONE WHO WAS THROWING THE PARTY. 223 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,722 - YOU KNOW, I HEARD ABOUT THE FIGHT. 224 00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:17,357 IT'S JUST TERRIBLE WHEN FAMILIES QUARREL, 225 00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:20,694 GET THEIR HANDSOME NOSES ALL BENT OUT OF SHAPE. 226 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:22,129 BUT, YOU KNOW, IN THE COLD LIGHT OF DAY, 227 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:25,132 DON'T WE ALL SAY THINGS WE'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR? 228 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:29,703 - NOT ME. I GOT NOTHING TO APOLOGIZE FOR. 229 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:32,372 IF ANYTHING, THAT KID SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO ME. 230 00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:35,776 - AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHY I'M HERE. 231 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:39,647 STUART SENT ME TO APOLOGIZE FOR HIM. 232 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:43,651 - REALLY? - YES, HE DID. 233 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:45,653 AND HE WOULD LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN TO SEE YOU BOTH 234 00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:46,754 AT THE PARTY. 235 00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:48,121 -WHY DIDN'T HE COME HERE HIMSELF? 236 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:50,323 -YEAH, WHY DIDN'T HE? 237 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,092 - WHY? WHY... 238 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:53,961 BECAUSE HE'S ASHAMED. 239 00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:56,997 SO VERY ASHAMED. 240 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,165 - REALLY? 241 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,868 - LOOK, IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME 242 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:05,538 I'LL JUST GIVE HIM A CALL AND YOU CAN ASK HIM YOURSELF. 243 00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:08,642 - NO, NO, THAT'S OKAY. 244 00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:10,477 AS LONG AS HE'S SORRY, WE'LL BE THERE. 245 00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:12,045 - GREAT! OH AND ONE MORE THING, 246 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:13,380 DON'T BRING THIS UP AT THE PARTY. 247 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,015 YOU KNOW, IT'S A CELEBRATION! 248 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:18,185 LET'S KEEP THINGS LIGHT. LIGHT, LIGHT, LIGHT! 249 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:26,226 - STUART, I JUST RAN INTO NICKI AND YOUR DAD AT THE BAR, 250 00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:27,761 AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED. 251 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:29,930 THEY SENT ME UP HERE TO APOLOGIZE. 252 00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:35,102 - MY DAD APOLOGIZED? 253 00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:37,604 THE MAN WOULDN'T PLAY THE GAME SORRY WITH ME 254 00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:39,439 UNLESS WE CALLED IT THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. 255 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:43,744 - WELL, HE DID. THEY BOTH DID. 256 00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:46,513 AND THEY WOULD LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN TO SEE YOU AT THE PARTY. 257 00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:48,481 - WHY DIDN'T THEY TELL ME THEMSELVES? 258 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:51,484 -THAT'S EASY. 'CAUSE THEY'RE ASHAMED, SO VERY ASHAMED. 259 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,021 - REALLY? 260 00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:57,157 - HEY, IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME I'LL GIVE 'EM A CALL. 261 00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:58,926 YOU CAN ASK THEM YOURSELF. 262 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:00,493 - NO, NO, NO. 263 00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,130 THAT'S OKAY. I BELIEVE YOU. 264 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:04,497 SO, I GUESS WE'RE BACK ON FOR TONIGHT. 265 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:06,299 - GREAT! OH AND ONE OTHER THING, 266 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:07,735 DON'T BRING THIS UP AT THE PARTY. 267 00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:09,002 IT'S A CELEBRATION! 268 00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:12,172 LET'S KEEP IT LIGHT. LIGHT, LIGHT, LIGHT! 269 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:22,382 - WHY J.D., I'M SO GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT. WELCOME. 270 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:25,485 - HOLLY, IT WAS JUST SO NICE OF YOU TO INVITE ME TO YOUR HOME. 271 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:27,420 YOU KNOW, ALL OF A SUDDEN NOW THIS CITY 272 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,423 SEEMS A LOT FRIENDLIER AND PRETTIER, TOO. 273 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:34,895 - J.D., YOU KNOW, I WANT YOU TO FEEL TOTALLY COMFORTABLE. 274 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:36,263 AND SINCE YOU DON'T KNOW ANYONE, 275 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,431 I THINK YOU SHOULD STICK CLOSE TO ME, 276 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,100 REAL CLOSE. 277 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:44,772 - YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO MAKE A GUY FEEL WELCOME. 278 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:46,206 - YES, I DO. 279 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,607 I DO. 280 00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:52,679 - PHIL, COME ON ALREADY. 281 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:54,014 - OH... 282 00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:57,684 HASKELL, I CAN'T WALK THAT FAST! 283 00:11:57,785 --> 00:12:01,789 I REALLY HOPE THESE JEANS BREAK IN BEFORE VERENA GETS HERE. 284 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,824 THEY'RE FLATTENING OUT MY JUNK! 285 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,558 - UGH. 286 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,527 LOOK, I'VE GOT MY OWN PROBLEMS. 287 00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:10,663 TURNS OUT THAT FAKE ROLEX I BOUGHT IS REAL. 288 00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:13,901 NOW I'VE GOT TO GIVE IT BACK OR COME UP WITH TEN GRAND! 289 00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:15,435 AND I DON'T THINK MY RELATIVES ARE GONNA 290 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:17,604 FALL FOR ANOTHER BAR MITZVAH. 291 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:20,440 - OH! 292 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:23,043 THERE THEY ARE. WELCOME! 293 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:25,545 - WOW. LOOK AT THIS PLACE. 294 00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:27,815 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID ALL THIS FOR ME. 295 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:30,383 - I CERTAINLY DIDN'T DO IT FOR ME. HAHA. 296 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,353 - THANKS FOR THROWING THE PARTY. 297 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:34,721 I'M JUST GLAD THAT, YOU KNOW, 298 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:37,224 STUART CAME TO HIS SENSES AND APOLOGIZED. 299 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:38,525 - YES, HE DID. 300 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:40,260 BUT LET'S NOT BRING THAT UP TONIGHT, RIGHT? 301 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,829 - RIGHT, RIGHT. WE'RE GOING TO KEEP IT LIGHT. 302 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:44,297 LIGHT, LIGHT, LIGHT. 303 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,299 SO, UH, ANY SINGLE GUYS HERE? 304 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,701 OOH! WHO'S THAT. HE'S CUTE. 305 00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:51,071 -HE'S TAKEN! 306 00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,305 TRY SOME CRAB CAKES. 307 00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:54,641 - DON'T WORRY, HONEY. 308 00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:55,943 I GOT A GUY FOR YOU. 309 00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:58,211 HE'S IN MY BOWLING LEAGUE. AND I ALREADY LIKE HIM, 310 00:12:58,311 --> 00:12:59,212 SO HE'S PRE-APPROVED. 311 00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,915 - DAD, YOU PICKED OUT TOMMY, 312 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:04,852 AND I WAS THINKING MAYBE THIS TIME I'D FIND A GUY WHO, 313 00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:06,987 I DON'T KNOW, LIKES GIRLS. 314 00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:11,724 - J.D., I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET THE FATHER 315 00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:14,061 OF THE BIRTHDAY KIDS, FRANK GARDNER. 316 00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:15,362 - NICE TO MEET YOU, J.D. 317 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:20,033 - YOU TOO. WOW, THAT IS ONE BEAUTIFUL WATCH. 318 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,234 - YOU LIKE THIS WATCH? 319 00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,336 - TAKE IT. - WHAT? NO, I COULDN'T. 320 00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,205 -DON'T WORRY, IT'S A KNOCK-OFF. 321 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,640 BESIDES, HOLLY DID SOMETHING NICE FOR MY KIDS, 322 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,676 I'LL DO SOMETHING NICE FOR ONE OF HER FRIENDS. 323 00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:33,146 - WOW. THANK YOU, FRANK, THAT IS AWFULLY GENEROUS OF YOU. 324 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:36,884 - THOSE ARE THE KIND OF PEOPLE I SURROUND MYSELF WITH. 325 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:41,754 - DAD. 326 00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:43,090 - STUART. 327 00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:44,357 - NICKI. - STUART. 328 00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:45,725 - WHAT A LOVELY FAMILY, 329 00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:50,363 ALL TOGETHER TO CELEBRATE SUCH A SPECIAL OCCASION. 330 00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:52,665 - I'M JUST GLAD WE COULD PUT OUR DIFFERENCES BEHIND US. 331 00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,667 - IT'S NEVER EASY TO ADMIT WHEN YOU'RE WRONG. 332 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:57,905 - ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ARE. 333 00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:59,339 - IT TAKES A BIG MAN TO APOLOGIZE. 334 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:00,673 - both: YES, IT DOES. 335 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:09,282 - SO, NICE WATCH. 336 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,618 - OH, THANKS. YEAH, FRANK GAVE IT TO ME. 337 00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:14,321 - YEAH. I HEARD. THAT WAS SO THOUGHTFUL OF HIM. 338 00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:15,722 I'LL GIVE YOU A HUNDRED BUCKS FOR IT. 339 00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:18,825 - OH, NO. I WOULDN'T FEEL RIGHT SELLING A PRESENT. 340 00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:21,628 - SENTIMENTAL, HUH? YEAH, I GET IT. 150 341 00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:22,762 - REALLY, I'M NOT INT-- 342 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:26,199 - JUST GIVE ME THE WATCH! - HASKELL! 343 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:28,668 - I--I-- - HE'S TRYING TO TAKE MY WATCH. 344 00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:32,105 - UH, DON'T MIND HIM. HE'S A "SPECIAL FRIEND." 345 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,408 I DO VOLUNTEER WORK, TOO. 346 00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:37,978 HASKELL, LET'S GO GET YOU A TREAT. 347 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:38,979 [Haskell mumbles] 348 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,648 [phone vibrating] 349 00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:53,293 - HEY. HEY, BUDDY, CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR? 350 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:56,964 LISTEN, I THINK MY GIRLFRIEND'S TRYING TO CALL ME RIGHT NOW, 351 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,967 BUT I CAN'T GET MY PHONE OUT OF MY PANTS. WOULD YOU-- 352 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,334 [phone continues vibrating] 353 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:02,769 - WOULD YOU ANSWER IT FOR ME? 354 00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:04,704 - OH, I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T THINK SO. 355 00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:09,542 - C'MON MAN, ANSWER A BROTHER'S PANTS! 356 00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:14,347 - OKAY. - ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU. 357 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,984 - HELLO? 358 00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:19,586 NO, THIS IS A GUY AT THE PARTY. 359 00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,522 - IT'S SOMEBODY NAMED VERENA. 360 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:23,556 - OH, YEAH. THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND. 361 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,125 - WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 362 00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:27,694 - THIS GUY ASKED ME TO DO HIM A FAVOR. 363 00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:29,862 - FIND YOUR OWN MAN! 364 00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:33,533 - OH, I'M SO SORRY. 365 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,035 - I KNOW YOU ARE, STUART. 366 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:37,104 AND LISTEN, THANK YOU FOR THE APOLOGY. 367 00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:38,705 DAD AND I REALLY APPRECIATED IT. 368 00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:40,807 - WHAT? I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE TO YOU. 369 00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:42,209 YOU AND DAD APOLOGIZED TO ME. 370 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,376 - NO, I DIDN'T. 371 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:44,377 - YES, YOU DID. HOLLY SAID YOU DID. 372 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:45,378 - HOLLY SAID YOU DID. 373 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:48,548 OKAY, WE'VE BEEN HOLLY'D. 374 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,685 - SO DAD THINKS THAT I BACKED DOWN AND APOLOGIZED? 375 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,187 I'M GOING TO GO SET HIM STRAIGHT. 376 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,588 - NO, NO. COME ON, STUART, PLEASE DON'T MAKE A SCENE. 377 00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:57,857 IT'S OUR BIRTHDAY. CAN'T WE JUST ENJOY IT, PLEASE? 378 00:15:58,025 --> 00:16:01,894 - EVERYBODY, LET'S HAVE THE BIRTHDAY BOY AND GIRL OVER HERE. 379 00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:04,064 IT IS CAKE TIME. 380 00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:07,100 - BEFORE WE GET STARTED, I'M FRANK GARDNER, 381 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,568 STUART AND NICKI'S DAD. 382 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:09,836 I'D LIKE TO GIVE THEM THEIR GIFTS. 383 00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:11,938 - AW. - DAD GOT US GIFTS. 384 00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:13,040 HOW SWEET IS THAT? 385 00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:17,044 - HERE YOU GO. - THANK YOU. 386 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,046 - A TASER? - YEAH, FOR PROTECTION. 387 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,581 NEW YORK'S A DANGEROUS PLACE. 388 00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:24,051 - YOU GOT US TASERS FOR OUR BIRTHDAY? 389 00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:25,952 - NO, JUST YOU. NICKI CAN HANDLE HERSELF. 390 00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:28,255 - SUCK IT UP. SUCK IT UP. SUCK IT UP. 391 00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:31,058 - THIS IS THE MOST-- 392 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:36,329 - WONDERFUL GIFT! PRACTICAL AND AMUSING. 393 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,498 - OPEN YOURS, SWEETHEART. - OKAY. 394 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:39,766 OH, A KEY? 395 00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,101 A KEY TO WHAT? 396 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:42,702 - YOUR NEW APARTMENT, BABY! 397 00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:45,705 I GOT YOU A NICE PLACE REAL CLOSE TO US ON STATEN ISLAND. 398 00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:46,906 - HUH? 399 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,275 - YEAH, I PAID THE FIRST MONTH'S RENT. 400 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,676 YOU'RE MOVING HOME. 401 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:53,380 - NO, I'M NOT MOVING HOME. - BUT YOU SAID YOU WOULD. 402 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,115 - NO, I SAID I WOULD THINK ABOUT IT, 403 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:58,085 AND I ONLY SAID THAT TO PLEASE YOU LIKE I ALWAYS DO. 404 00:16:58,151 --> 00:16:59,652 - WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN? 405 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,988 - WHO WANTS CAKE? 406 00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:06,293 - MY ENTIRE LIFE I HAVE BEEN PLEASING YOU. 407 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:07,727 I STAYED IN STATEN ISLAND. 408 00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:09,229 I MARRIED THE GUY YOU WANTED ME TO. 409 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:11,431 I EVEN TOOK A JOB AT YOUR FAVORITE RESTAURANT. 410 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,366 DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I MOVED TO THE CITY? 411 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:16,703 TO GET AWAY FROM YOU, TO LIVE MY OWN LIFE. 412 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,905 - I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS IS COMING FROM, 413 00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:21,608 BUT YOUR BROTHER HAD THE DECENCY TO APOLOGIZE. 414 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:22,709 I THINK YOU SHOULD TOO. 415 00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:24,111 - HE DIDN'T APOLOGIZE. 416 00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:26,113 HOLLY JUST SAID THAT TO GET YOU TO THE PARTY. 417 00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:27,580 - YOU SAYING SHE LIED TO ME? 418 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:28,748 - YEAH, SHE LIED TO ALL OF US. 419 00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:32,952 - THAT'S RIGHT. I MEANT EVERY WORD I SAID. 420 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,388 - I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS. 421 00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,760 - EVERYBODY! * HAPPY BIRTHDAY-- 422 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,429 - YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GONNA GO. 423 00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,197 THIS GUY TRIED TO STEAL MY WATCH. 424 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:47,367 THIS GUY MADE ME TALK TO HIS PANTS. AND... 425 00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,437 NOW YOU'RE LYING TO YOUR FRIENDS. 426 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:51,704 GOODBYE, HOLLY. 427 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:55,408 - J.D., STOP! THIS COULD WORK. DON'T GO. 428 00:17:57,344 --> 00:18:02,982 - EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY BACK! BACK! I HAVE TO CHECK HIS PULSE. 429 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,986 HE'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT! 430 00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:19,166 - [sighs] I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAID THOSE THINGS TO DADDY. 431 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,700 HE'S NEVER GOING TO FORGIVE ME. 432 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,835 - NICKI, COME ON, YOU'VE BEEN HOLDING THAT STUFF IN FOR YEARS. 433 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,871 - IT NEEDED TO BE SAID. - NO, IT DIDN'T. 434 00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:28,175 YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOUR DAD, YOU DRINK, YOU GET TATTOOS, 435 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:31,778 YOU GAIN A COUPLE HUNDRED POUNDS LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. 436 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:35,715 HEY, DAD. 437 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,750 - IF I EVER HAD THE NERVE 438 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:40,287 TO SAY TO MY FATHER WHAT YOU TWO SAID TO ME TODAY, 439 00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:42,955 YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED? 440 00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:46,226 I WOULD'VE HAD A BETTER RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM. 441 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:47,560 - HUH? 442 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:50,663 - I NEVER HAD THE GUTS TO STAND UP TO HIM. 443 00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:53,032 THAT'S WHY WE WERE NEVER CLOSE. 444 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:58,438 AND I DON'T WANT IT TO BE THAT WAY WITH US. 445 00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:03,210 SO IF YOU'VE GOT ANYTHING ELSE TO GET OFF YOUR CHEST, SAY IT. 446 00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:06,479 - ALL RIGHT. [clears throat] 447 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,281 GIVEN THE HEIGHT OF OUR PYRAMID, 448 00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:11,451 CHEERLEADING WAS EVERY BIT AS DANGEROUS AS PLAYING FOOTBALL. 449 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,887 - I GUESS IT WAS. 450 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:20,092 STUART, EVER SINCE YOU WERE A KID, I DIDN'T GET YOU. 451 00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:24,431 I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOUR PROBLEM, BUT TURNS OUT IT WAS MINE. 452 00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:27,834 NICKI, YOU'RE MY LITTLE GIRL. 453 00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:33,039 AND I LOVED BEING WITH YOU SO MUCH, I GOT GREEDY. 454 00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:34,774 I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU WANTED. 455 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,976 - THAT'S NOT TRUE. 456 00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:39,546 OKAY, MAYBE A LITTLE. 457 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:41,648 OKAY, MAYBE A LOT. 458 00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:48,255 - ANYWAY, WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS...I'M SORRY. 459 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,891 I LOVE YOU KIDS. 460 00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:54,060 - I LOVE YOU. 461 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:58,431 - OH. - OW. 462 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,634 - SO, IT'S STILL YOUR BIRTHDAY. 463 00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:02,902 LET ME TAKE YOU OUT. 464 00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,804 HOW ABOUT JAPANESE? 465 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:07,173 - I'D LIKE THAT. - SO WOULD I. 466 00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:09,842 - I'LL JUST GRAB A SLICE LATER. 467 00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,317 [upbeat music] 468 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,686 - * DE-DO DE-DO 469 00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:21,888 - * DE-DO DE-DO 470 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:25,458 - * DE-DO DE-DO 471 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,760 - * DO-DO-DO DO-DO-DO 472 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:31,097 * DO-DO-DO 473 00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:33,466 - * DE-DO DE-DO 474 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,668 - * DE-DO DE-DO 475 00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:37,804 - * DO-DO-DO-DO 476 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,806 - YEAH. 477 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,974 - ACME! 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