1 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:14,815 - HI, HI. SORRY I'M LATE 2 00:00:14,815 --> 00:00:18,952 BUT I'M READY TO WORK. ON A SATURDAY. YAY. 3 00:00:18,952 --> 00:00:21,489 - LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE DIDN'T GET HOME LAST NIGHT, HUH? 4 00:00:21,489 --> 00:00:22,790 - WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW, 5 00:00:22,790 --> 00:00:27,261 I WAS PULLING AN ALL-NIGHTER TO PREPARE FOR AN EXAM. 6 00:00:27,261 --> 00:00:29,063 - PLEASE, YOU SMELL LIKE A BREWERY, 7 00:00:29,063 --> 00:00:31,799 OR IN YOUR CASE, A MICRO-BREWERY. 8 00:00:31,799 --> 00:00:33,767 - OKAY, I WAS OUT PARTYING WITH SOME FRIENDS 9 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:35,469 BUT I'M ALL BUSINESS NOW. 10 00:00:35,469 --> 00:00:36,470 - MM-HMM, ALL RIGHT, FINE. TAKE OFF THE HAT, 11 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:37,471 WE'LL GET TO WORK. 12 00:00:37,471 --> 00:00:39,373 - I DON'T WANNA. 13 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:42,276 - WHY NOT? - BAD HAIR DAY. 14 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:45,246 - WHAT'S GOING ON? - NOTHING'S GOING ON. 15 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:46,380 - [gasps] "SKANK!" 16 00:00:50,351 --> 00:00:52,886 - I WONDER HOW THAT GOT THERE. 17 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,722 - SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS GOING ON? 18 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:57,125 - OKAY, I'M PLEDGING ZETA ZETA PHI 19 00:00:57,125 --> 00:00:58,492 AND IT'S HELL WEEK. 20 00:00:58,492 --> 00:01:00,628 - ZETA ZETA PHI. [laughs] 21 00:01:00,628 --> 00:01:03,397 YOU'RE JOINING A SORORITY? [scoffs] 22 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:06,234 - NOW THAT I'M BACK IN COLLEGE, I WANT THE FULL EXPERIENCE. 23 00:01:06,234 --> 00:01:07,768 - WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL ME? 24 00:01:07,768 --> 00:01:10,538 - 'CAUSE I WAS AFRAID YOU WOULD THINK SORORITIES WERE SILLY. 25 00:01:10,538 --> 00:01:11,972 - SILLY? NO. 26 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:14,475 I THINK THEY'RE FRIVOLOUS, EXCLUSIONARY, AND ELITIST. 27 00:01:14,475 --> 00:01:16,944 BUT IF YOU WANT TO WASTE YOUR TIME 28 00:01:16,944 --> 00:01:18,612 AT ZETA ZETA RAMMA LAMMA DING DONG, 29 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:21,149 YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD. 30 00:01:21,149 --> 00:01:22,650 - THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT. 31 00:01:22,650 --> 00:01:23,951 BUT FOR YOUR INFORMATION, 32 00:01:23,951 --> 00:01:26,787 SORORITIES ARE MORE THAN JELL-O SHOTS AND PARTIES. 33 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:28,156 THEY ENCOURAGE ACADEMIC EXCELLENCE 34 00:01:28,156 --> 00:01:29,690 AND RAISE MONEY FOR CHARITY. 35 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:31,225 - OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S A NOBLE TRADITION. 36 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:35,829 NOW GO WASH THAT "SKANK" OFF YOUR FOREHEAD. 37 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:36,864 [upbeat music] 38 00:01:36,864 --> 00:01:40,734 - * DE-DO DE-DO 39 00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:42,303 - * DE-DO DE-DO 40 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:45,839 *DE-DO DE-DO * 41 00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:46,707 - *DE-DO DE-DO * 42 00:01:46,707 --> 00:01:48,176 - * DO-DO-DO-DO 43 00:01:48,176 --> 00:01:49,343 * DO-DO-DO-DO 44 00:01:51,412 --> 00:01:52,713 - EXCUSE ME. 45 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:54,715 WOULD YOU MIND WATCHING MY BAG WHILE I GET A SODA? 46 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:56,284 MY IPAD AND WALLET ARE INSIDE, 47 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:59,086 AND I'D HATE FOR ANYONE TO TAKE IT. 48 00:01:59,086 --> 00:02:01,322 - LET ME TAKE A WILD GUESS. 49 00:02:01,322 --> 00:02:03,591 YOU'RE FROM OUT OF TOWN, RIGHT? 50 00:02:03,591 --> 00:02:05,193 - IT'S THAT OBVIOUS, HUH? - MM. 51 00:02:05,193 --> 00:02:09,363 - I GUESS I SHOULD WORK ON MY STREETWISE LOOK. 52 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:10,831 - THAT WOULDN'T SCARE A SQUIRREL, 53 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:12,032 BUT IT IS CUTE. 54 00:02:12,032 --> 00:02:13,634 I'M HASKELL LUTZ. MAY I HAVE A SEAT? 55 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,203 - PLEASE. 56 00:02:15,203 --> 00:02:16,604 I'M STACY MOORE. 57 00:02:16,604 --> 00:02:18,306 THIS IS MY FIRST TIME IN NEW YORK. 58 00:02:18,306 --> 00:02:21,609 I LITERALLY JUST GOT OFF THE BUS. 59 00:02:21,609 --> 00:02:25,213 - WELL, AS MAYOR OF THIS FINE CITY, WELCOME. 60 00:02:25,213 --> 00:02:26,447 - YOU'RE NOT THE MAYOR. 61 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:27,748 - SEE? YOU'RE ALREADY GETTING STREETWISE. 62 00:02:27,748 --> 00:02:29,850 - [laughs] [phone rings] 63 00:02:29,850 --> 00:02:31,819 OKAY, OH, IT'S MY HOTEL. 64 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:33,221 - MM. - HELLO? 65 00:02:33,221 --> 00:02:35,956 THIS IS SHE. 66 00:02:35,956 --> 00:02:38,626 BUT I MADE A RESERVATION. 67 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:40,861 OKAY, I UNDERSTAND. 68 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:43,130 - THAT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD. 69 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:44,565 - MY HOTEL DOUBLE-BOOKED MY ROOM, 70 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:47,368 AND IT WAS THE ONLY PLACE I COULD AFFORD. 71 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:50,671 I GUESS I HAVE TO CATCH THE NEXT BUS HOME. 72 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:51,939 IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU, HASKELL. 73 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:53,507 - WAIT A MINUTE! DON'T GO. 74 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:56,043 - BUT I HAVE TO. I DON'T HAVE ANYWHERE TO STAY. 75 00:02:56,043 --> 00:02:57,378 - STAY AT MY PLACE. 76 00:02:57,378 --> 00:03:00,248 - WHAT? WE JUST MET. 77 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:02,149 - OH. YEAH. SORRY. 78 00:03:02,149 --> 00:03:04,685 THAT MUST SOUND WEIRD. 79 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:07,255 UH, BUT IT'S COMPLETELY ON THE UP AND UP 80 00:03:07,255 --> 00:03:12,025 BECAUSE I AM THE PROPRIETOR OF AN AIRBNB. 81 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,395 - YOU ARE? - MM. 82 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:16,530 - I--WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF I COULD AFFORD IT. 83 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,666 - OF COURSE YOU CAN. IT'S VERY BUDGET FRIENDLY. 84 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:20,434 IT SAYS SO RIGHT ON OUR WEBSITE. 85 00:03:20,434 --> 00:03:23,837 WHICH, UNFORTUNATELY, IS DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE. 86 00:03:23,837 --> 00:03:25,138 LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU STAY HERE, 87 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:26,340 AND I'LL GO CHECK WITH HOUSEKEEPING, 88 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:27,608 AND SEE IF THE ROOM IS MADE UP. 89 00:03:27,608 --> 00:03:30,444 I'LL JUST UH, JOT DOWN THE ADDRESS FOR YOU. 90 00:03:30,444 --> 00:03:32,145 - DON'T YOU HAVE A BUSINESS CARD? 91 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:36,016 OH, UH, THEY'RE IN MY BUSINESS PANTS. 92 00:03:40,754 --> 00:03:42,656 [excited mumbling] 93 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:46,327 OH... 94 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:48,862 COME ON, LET'S STRAIGHTEN THIS PLACE UP. 95 00:03:48,862 --> 00:03:50,764 I'VE GOT A WOMAN STAYING OVER. 96 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:52,300 - I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE SEEING ANYONE. 97 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:53,301 WHEN DID YOU MEET HER? 98 00:03:53,301 --> 00:03:55,369 - FIVE MINUTES AGO. 99 00:03:55,369 --> 00:03:59,373 - NOT TO JUDGE, BUT DID MONEY CHANGE HANDS? 100 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:03,311 - NOT YET, AND IN FACT, SHE'S PAYING ME. 101 00:04:03,311 --> 00:04:04,978 - OKAY, THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT. 102 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:08,549 - I MET THIS NICE GIRL-- UH, STACY--AT THE BAR, 103 00:04:08,549 --> 00:04:09,983 [stuttering] AND I LIKE HER. 104 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:12,486 AND UH, SHE TOLD ME THAT HER HOTEL FELL THROUGH, 105 00:04:12,486 --> 00:04:14,322 SO I TOLD HER SHE COULD STAY AT THIS ONE. 106 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:15,989 - WHAT? 107 00:04:15,989 --> 00:04:17,224 THIS ISN'T A HOTEL. 108 00:04:17,224 --> 00:04:21,662 - OF COURSE IT'S NOT. IT'S AN AIRBNB. 109 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:22,863 YOU ARE THE OUT OF TOWN GUESTS, 110 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:25,766 AND I AM THE WITTY AND CHARMING PROPRIETOR. 111 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:28,201 - WHAT? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? 112 00:04:28,201 --> 00:04:31,138 YOU EXPECT US TO BE GUESTS IN OUR OWN HOME? 113 00:04:31,138 --> 00:04:32,573 - YEAH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS, HASKELL. 114 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:36,176 - HOW DARE YOU. 115 00:04:36,176 --> 00:04:39,647 AFTER ALL I'VE PUT UP WITH WITH YOU AND YOUR CARNAL ANTICS. 116 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:41,349 WHO WAS IT WHO GOT UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 117 00:04:41,349 --> 00:04:43,250 AND HAD TO GO FIND A LOCKSMITH 118 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:47,187 BECAUSE SOMEONE HAD LOST THE KEYS TO THE LOVE CUFFS 119 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:52,660 - IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 120 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:55,663 I SWITCHED TO VELCRO. - OH. 121 00:04:55,663 --> 00:04:59,032 - AND WHAT, PRAY TELL, HAVE YOU HAD TO ENDURED FROM ME? 122 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:03,504 - JUST THE SLOW "DRIP, DRIP, DRIP" OF YOUR PERSONALITY. 123 00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:05,639 LOOK, IT'LL ONLY BE FOR A FEW DAYS. 124 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,608 SHE'LL STAY IN MY ROOM, I'LL STAY ON THE COUCH, 125 00:05:07,608 --> 00:05:09,142 AND THIS WAY, I CAN KEEP HER UNDER MY ROOF 126 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:11,645 AND WOO HER 24/7 UNTIL SHE FALLS FOR ME. 127 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:16,183 - I BELIEVE THAT'S CALLED STOCKHOLM SYNDROME. 128 00:05:16,183 --> 00:05:18,118 - SO WILL YOU HELP ME OR NOT? 129 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:20,888 - I GUESS I KIND OF OWE YOU, SO YES, I'LL DO IT. 130 00:05:20,888 --> 00:05:22,089 - ALL RIGHT, ME TOO. - [excitedly laughs] 131 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:25,826 [knock at door] - THAT'S HER. 132 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:28,529 - WELCOME TO APARTMENT 4F. A LUTZ RESORT PROPERTY. 133 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:31,899 - OH, THANK YOU. 134 00:05:31,899 --> 00:05:34,034 WOW, THIS PLACE IS SO NICE. 135 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:38,238 - WELL, I STRIVE TO CREATE A WARM AND INVITING ATMOSPHERE. 136 00:05:38,238 --> 00:05:39,973 BUT DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT. 137 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:43,176 HERE ARE MY OTHER HAPPY GUESTS. 138 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,612 both: HI. 139 00:05:44,612 --> 00:05:46,514 - WELL, ENOUGH OF THEM. 140 00:05:46,514 --> 00:05:48,181 LET ME SHOW YOU TO YOUR ACCOMMODATIONS. 141 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,183 - OH, IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 142 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:51,485 FRESH FLOWERS? 143 00:05:51,485 --> 00:05:52,820 GORGEOUS DUVET? 144 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:56,557 I LOVE ALL FEMININE TOUCHES. 145 00:05:56,557 --> 00:05:58,992 - THAT'S MY ROOM. 146 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:00,494 NO, SHE CAN'T STAY IN MY ROOM. 147 00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:02,930 - IT'S TOO LATE, SHE LIKES IT. 148 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:04,097 JUST STAY IN MINE. 149 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:05,433 - HASKELL, THAT'S A LOT TO ASK. 150 00:06:05,433 --> 00:06:07,768 - COME ON, HOW OFTEN DO I ASK YOU FOR ANYTHING? 151 00:06:07,768 --> 00:06:10,303 - DAILY. 152 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:11,939 - THEN IT SHOULDN'T SURPRISE YOU. 153 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:26,987 - GOOD GOD! 154 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:28,489 - MORNING, STUART. 155 00:06:28,489 --> 00:06:29,890 - MORNING. 156 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:32,159 SOMEONE'S MADE THEMSELVES RIGHT AT HOME. 157 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:34,194 - I KNOW I'M KIND OF A MESSY COOK. 158 00:06:34,194 --> 00:06:35,496 BUT THE BEST PART OF BEING A GUEST 159 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:37,330 IS SOMEONE ELSE CLEANS UP. 160 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:40,834 - YES, YES, THAT IS THE BEST PART. 161 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:42,135 AW, WHAT HAPPENED? 162 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:43,604 - MM, THE PAN. 163 00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:45,673 I UH, I KIND OF FORGOT ABOUT IT WHILE I WAS IN THE SHOWER. 164 00:06:45,673 --> 00:06:47,340 both: [laughing] 165 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:51,311 - YOU KNOW--FUNNY THING, STACY, 166 00:06:51,311 --> 00:06:54,715 THE PROPRIETOR TOLD ME THAT THIS IS A $200 HAND-FORGED 167 00:06:54,715 --> 00:06:58,251 SUR LA TABLE SAUTE PAN THAT HE LOVED MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF. 168 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:00,954 - OOH, OOPS! 169 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:02,389 PLEASE DON'T TELL HASKELL. 170 00:07:02,389 --> 00:07:04,492 I WANT TO BE ABLE TO STAY AT THE LUTZ HONOLULU. 171 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:11,398 [knock at door] 172 00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:12,800 - HOLLY, CAN I USE YOUR SHOWER? 173 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:13,934 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOURS? 174 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,402 - OH, HASKELL HAS AN OVERNIGHT GUEST 175 00:07:15,402 --> 00:07:17,104 WHO'S COMPLETELY TRASHED THE BATHROOM. 176 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:18,171 TOWELS ON THE FLOOR, 177 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:19,973 UNMENTIONABLES SOAKING IN THE SINK. 178 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:23,210 I ALMOST WASHED MY FACE WITH A STRANGER'S PANTIES. 179 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:27,515 - LOOK AT YOU, NOT BLUSHING WHEN YOU SAID THE WORD "PANTIES." 180 00:07:27,515 --> 00:07:29,983 SOMEBODY'S GROWING UP. - AW. 181 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:32,085 - HEY, YOUR COLLEGE YEARBOOK. 182 00:07:32,085 --> 00:07:34,755 ZETA ZETA PHI, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE IN A SORORITY. 183 00:07:34,755 --> 00:07:36,189 - OH, I'M NOT. 184 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:37,424 EDEN'S PLEDGING WITH THEM. 185 00:07:37,424 --> 00:07:39,560 I WOULD NEVER JOIN ONE OF THOSE GREEK HOUSES. 186 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:42,029 I MEAN, HOW LAME ARE THEY, RIGHT? 187 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:45,032 - I WAS PRESIDENT OF MINE. 188 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:48,001 - WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BE PART OF A PRETENTIOUS, NIT-WITTED, 189 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:50,003 COLLEGIATE CASTE SYSTEM? 190 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:52,105 - YOU DIDN'T GET IN, DID YOU? 191 00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:54,575 - I WANTED TO BE A ZETA ZETA PHI IN THE WORST WAY, 192 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:56,844 BUT THEY REJECTED ME. 193 00:07:56,844 --> 00:07:58,145 - WELL, DON'T FEEL SLIGHTED. 194 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,113 GREEK LIFE ISN'T FOR EVERYONE. 195 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:03,584 JUST THE CHOSEN FEW. 196 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:05,553 - WELL, THEY DIDN'T CHOOSE ME 197 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:08,288 AND ALL THESE YEARS, I'VE BEEN DYING TO KNOW WHY. 198 00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:09,590 BUT WHO KNOWS WHY? 199 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:11,158 - OH, THEY DO. MM-HMM. 200 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:13,126 YES. OH, YEAH. 201 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:14,795 YEAH, EVERY HOUSE KEEPS METICULOUS RECORDS 202 00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:19,833 AS TO WHY THE PLEDGES WEREN'T GOOD ENO--WEREN'T ACCEPTED. 203 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,269 I HAD OURS ALPHABETIZED AND COLOR-CODED 204 00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:25,105 BASED ON REASON FOR REJECTION. 205 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:28,275 OH, YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE A PURPLE. 206 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:31,979 - STUART, I THINK I WAS A PURPLE. 207 00:08:31,979 --> 00:08:33,146 BUT NOW I CAN FIND OUT. 208 00:08:33,146 --> 00:08:34,481 I'LL JUST GO THERE AND LOOK AT MY FILE. 209 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:37,017 - NO, HOLLY, THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO ARE ALLOWED ENTRY 210 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:39,620 TO THE CHAPTER HOUSE ARE CURRENT OR ALUMNI MEMBERS 211 00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:42,990 WHO KNOW THE SECRET KNOCK AND THE HANDSHAKE. 212 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:44,324 THE SONG IS FOR EVERYONE THOUGH. 213 00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:47,761 * WE ARE THE MEN OF OMEGA OMEGA OMEGA * 214 00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:53,433 * VERY SPECIAL BREED ARE WE 215 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:55,102 - OKAY, HERE ARE THE FILES YOU WANTED. 216 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:56,336 ON A SUNDAY. 217 00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:58,205 YAY, AGAIN. 218 00:08:58,205 --> 00:08:59,206 - MM. THANKS, SWEETIE. 219 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:01,008 - BY THE WAY, NOT THAT YOU CARE, 220 00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:04,411 BUT I WAS ACCEPTED BY ZETA ZETA PHI. 221 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:06,614 - OH, MY GOD! THAT'S FANTASTIC! 222 00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:09,416 OH! MWAH! GOOD FOR YOU! MWAH! 223 00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:11,652 - WHAT IS HAPPENING? I THOUGHT YOU HATED SORORITIES! 224 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:13,420 - WHATEVER GAVE YOU THAT IDEA? 225 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:14,988 - YESTERDAY. YOU SAID THEY WERE FRIVOLOUS, 226 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:17,157 EXCLUSIONARY, AND ELITIST. 227 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:20,794 - WHAT ARE YOU, A COURT REPORTER? 228 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:23,530 I REALIZED I WAS BEING CLOSE-MINDED. 229 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:26,499 IF IT MAKES EDEN HAPPY, IT MAKES ME HAPPY. 230 00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:28,836 - HAPPY? I'M ECSTATIC. 231 00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:31,204 AND OUR INITIATION CEREMONY IS TONIGHT. 232 00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:33,841 I'M GONNA BE A ZETA ZETA PHI GIRL. 233 00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:35,709 - WHOO-HOO! [laughs] 234 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:38,779 SO TELL ME ABOUT IT. WHAT'S IT LIKE? 235 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:42,015 TELL ME SOME OF THE WONDERFUL ZETA ZETA PHI TRADITIONS. 236 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:46,720 YOU KNOW, LIKE THE SECRET KNOCK AND HANDSHAKE. 237 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,421 - I CAN'T GIVE YOU THOSE. 238 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,422 - WHY NOT? 239 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:50,924 - BECAUSE THEY'RE SECRET. 240 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:54,027 - SECRET? FROM ME. - MM-HMM. 241 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:57,097 - AND SO IT BEGINS. 242 00:09:57,097 --> 00:10:00,801 WE DRIFT FURTHER AND FURTHER APART AS TIME GOES ON. 243 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:03,737 UNTIL ONE DAY, WE PASS EACH OTHER ON THE STREET. 244 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:06,606 YOU GIVE ME A CURSORY WAVE, TURN TO ONE OF YOUR SISTERS, 245 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:10,944 AND SAY "OH, HER? SHE WAS JUST SOMEONE I USED TO KNOW." 246 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:15,082 AND THEN, AS THE COLD WIND WHIPS THE TEARS FROM MY CHEEKS-- 247 00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:16,316 - ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! 248 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,418 I'LL GIVE YOU THE DAMN KNOCK AND HANDSHAKE. 249 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:21,188 - AS LONG AS YOU'RE COMFORTABLE WITH IT. 250 00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:25,092 - HEY. 251 00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:26,626 - THAT STACY IS A DISASTER. 252 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,261 DID YOU SEE HOW SHE LEFT THE COMMON AREA? 253 00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:31,064 APPARENTLY IN OHIO, MAGAZINES JUST FAN THEMSELVES. 254 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:33,466 - OH. - WHY ARE YOU ALL DRESSED UP? 255 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:36,036 - I HAVE A LADY COMING OVER FOR A DATE. 256 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:37,304 AND BY "LADY," I MEAN MAXIM MODEL. 257 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:39,006 AND BY "DATE," I MEAN I'M BREAKING OUT 258 00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:41,374 THE VELCRO CUFFS. 259 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,476 - HEY, GUYS. 260 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,679 ARE YOU STAYING FOR TONIGHT'S SALSA LESSON? 261 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:47,547 - SALSA LESSON? 262 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:50,383 YEAH, IT'S ALL PART OF "LUTZ FIESTA NIGHT." 263 00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:51,651 THIS PLACE IS A REAL FIND. 264 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:56,757 LOOK AT ALL YOU GET FOR $31 A NIGHT. 265 00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:59,626 - AS MUCH AS I HATE TO MISS FIESTA NIGHT, 266 00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:01,461 I HAVE A DATE. 267 00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:02,896 YOU MEAN, ERICA? 268 00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:05,032 BEAUTIFUL GIRL, SKIMPY LITTLE DRESS? 269 00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:07,735 - THAT'S THE ONE. WHAT ABOUT HER? 270 00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:11,004 - OH, SHE CAME BY WHEN YOU WERE IN THE SHOWER. 271 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,940 FOR SOME REASON, SHE THOUGHT THAT YOU LIVED HERE. 272 00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:16,844 BUT I TOLD HER YOU DIDN'T EVEN LIVE IN NEW YORK. 273 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:19,479 THEN SHE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT YOU BEING A LIAR 274 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:22,215 AND STORMED OFF. 275 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:23,383 I THINK YOU'RE BETTER OFF. 276 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:24,785 SHE SEEMED A LITTLE CUCKOO. 277 00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:26,754 - [laughs] 278 00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:31,358 THAT GIRL'S GOT TO GO. - YEAH. 279 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:34,361 - [humming The Mexican Hat Dance] 280 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:38,966 * 281 00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:39,967 HELLO, GENTS. 282 00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:42,202 OR SHOULD I SAY, BUENOS NOCHES. 283 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:45,773 - HOW ABOUT WE JUST SAY, "GOOD-BYE, STACY?" 284 00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:48,275 - PROBLEMO, SEÑOR? 285 00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:50,643 - YEAH, WE GOT A PROBLEM, HASKELL. 286 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:52,479 WE WANT HER OUT OF HERE, NOW. 287 00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:53,580 SHE RUINED A DATE FOR ME. 288 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,215 - BUT STACY AND I HAD A GREAT DAY 289 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,516 I'M WINNING HER OVER. 290 00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:58,485 WHILE WE WERE FEEDING THE DUCKS IN CENTRAL PARK, 291 00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:00,453 OUR SHADOWS TOUCHED. 292 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:03,390 - DON'T CARE. SHE'S OUT, RIGHT, STUART? 293 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,892 - YOUR SHADOWS TOUCHED? - DUDE! 294 00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:07,227 - NO, NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. SHE'S GONE. 295 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,595 EITHER YOU TELL HER OR WE WILL. 296 00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:12,099 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 297 00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:14,868 - HEY, HASKELL, JUST A REMINDER, 298 00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:16,436 DON'T FORGET TO PUT ME ON THE WAITING LIST 299 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:20,007 FOR THE MT. LUTZMORE IN LAS VEGAS. 300 00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:21,708 - LISTEN, STACY, I-- 301 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:23,243 - OH! BEFORE I FORGET, I WAS THINKING 302 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,078 THAT AFTER OUR SALSA LESSON, 303 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:28,215 I'D TAKE YOU UP ON THAT COMPLIMENTARY CHAMPAGNE. 304 00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:31,251 WITH TWO GLASSES. IN MY BEDROOM. 305 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,252 - MY PLEASURE. 306 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,553 - GREAT. 307 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:36,489 - [giddy laughter] [continues humming] 308 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:49,269 - "THUMP, THUMP, RAP. THUMP, THUMP, RAP." 309 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:53,673 SOME SECRET, THAT'S "WE WILL ROCK YOU." 310 00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:54,674 - HI. 311 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,376 - HELLO. 312 00:12:56,376 --> 00:13:01,314 - OH, THE HANDSHAKE. 313 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,650 - WELCOME, SISTER. - THANK YOU, SISTER. 314 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:08,922 - PLEASE COME IN. - OH, OKAY. 315 00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:10,858 - I'M KELSEY CONNERS, CHAPTER PRESIDENT, 316 00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:12,125 CLASS OF 2016. 317 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,427 - I'M HOLLY FRANKLIN. CLASS OF... 318 00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:17,097 A LITTLE BIT BEFORE THAT. 319 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,665 - OH, IT'S SO GREAT WHEN ALUMNI COME BACK 320 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:20,367 FOR THE INITIATION CEREMONY. 321 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:21,601 - YES, YES. 322 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,303 - OH, THE MEMORIES. 323 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,472 OH, WATCHING LATE NIGHT MOVIES ON THAT COUCH. 324 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,407 SHARING SECRETS ON THAT COUCH. 325 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,509 MAKING OUT WITH BOYS ON THAT COUCH. 326 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:32,045 - UM, WE JUST GOT THAT COUCH. 327 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:33,881 - WELL, THANK GOD YOU DUMPED THE OLD ONE. 328 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:36,749 YOU COULD GET PREGNANT JUST SITTING ON IT. 329 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:39,119 - WELL, IT'S THANK TO GENEROUS ALUMS LIKE YOU 330 00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:41,354 THAT WE HAVE ANY FURNITURE AFTER THE FIRE. 331 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,622 - THE FIRE? THERE WAS A FIRE? 332 00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:44,224 PLEASE TELL ME THE RECORDS DIDN'T BURN. 333 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,226 - NO, THEY'RE SAFE IN THE MYSTIC ROOM. 334 00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:47,394 - OH, THANK GOD. 335 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,562 I MEAN, THAT'S OUR LEGACY, YOU KNOW? 336 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:52,599 THE HISTORY OF THE ZETA ZETA PHIS. 337 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,767 - "Z"-"Z"-PHI. "Z"-"Z"-PHI. 338 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,769 all: ZETA ZETA PHI! WHOO! 339 00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:59,940 - OH, PHI! WHOO! 340 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,448 HOLY CRAP. 341 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:11,818 I'M ZETA ZETA SCREWED. 342 00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:17,790 - [humming] 343 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:24,364 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING, HASKELL? 344 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,732 - STACY'S STILL HERE, ISN'T SHE? 345 00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:27,500 - I DON'T KNOW. I'LL HAVE TO ASK THE NIGHT MANAGER. 346 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:30,037 - HASKELL. - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 347 00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:32,472 LOOK, SHE ASKED ME TO BRING HER A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE 348 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,942 INTO HER ROOM WITH TWO GLASSES. 349 00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:39,279 AND I'M THE OTHER GLASS. 350 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,214 - OKAY, STUART, LET'S GO. 351 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:44,051 - I JUST HOPE MY MEMORY FOAM HAS AMNESIA. 352 00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:46,987 - [humming] 353 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,122 HELLO. 354 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,523 ROOM SERVICE. 355 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,692 - COME IN. 356 00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:55,628 - [humming] 357 00:14:57,697 --> 00:15:02,202 LOOK WHAT I HA-- 358 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:05,205 - OH, GOOD, HONEY, THE CHAMPAGNE'S HERE. 359 00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:06,439 - HONEY? 360 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:08,976 - OH, HASKELL, THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND, LINSDAY. 361 00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:10,077 YOU SHOWED ME HOW WONDERFUL THE CITY IS, 362 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,279 SO I JUST HAD TO SHARE IT WITH HER. 363 00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:16,516 - AW, THANKS, BABE. - AW. 364 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,861 - OH, I'M SORRY, I'M JUST-- 365 00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:30,797 OH, MY GOD. 366 00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:32,399 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? 367 00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:36,136 - EDEN, THERE IS A PERFECTLY RATIONAL EXPLANATION. 368 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:39,072 I PLEDGED Z-Z-P YEARS AGO, AND THEY REJECTED ME. 369 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:41,774 - SO THAT'S WHY YOU WERE SO DOWN ON ME JOINING THIS SORORITY. 370 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,544 - WHEN I FIRST GOT TO NEW YORK, I WAS A SHY, LONELY, GAWKY KID, 371 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:45,878 DESPERATE TO BELONG. 372 00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:48,515 AND WHEN I DIDN'T GET IN HERE, I WAS DEVASTATED. 373 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,517 IT'S BEEN EATING AT ME ALL THESE YEARS. 374 00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:51,618 WHY WASN'T I GOOD ENOUGH? 375 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:56,023 AND THE ANSWER'S RIGHT IN THIS ROOM. 376 00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:57,557 - THEN LET'S FIND OUT. 377 00:15:57,557 --> 00:16:00,693 BUT HURRY. 378 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,429 - [gasps] OH, MY GOD! 379 00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:03,796 THIS IS MY YEAR! 380 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:04,731 [deep inhale] 381 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,804 - SHEESH, IT'S LIKE FINDING THE MAGNA CARTA. 382 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,473 [door opens] [both gasp] 383 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,641 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 384 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:15,842 - WE WERE JUST UH-- 385 00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,877 both: WE WERE JUST-- WE WERE, WE WERE. 386 00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:18,911 - GET YOUR ROBES ON GIRLS. 387 00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,213 WE'RE ABOUT TO START. 388 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,152 - [clears throat] - SORRY, LET'S GO. 389 00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:29,089 [gasps] 390 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:30,590 SO I GUESS ALL WE'RE WAITING FOR NOW 391 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,092 IS FOR SATAN TO ARRIVE? 392 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:41,934 - SISTER HOLLY, AS IS OUR TRADITION, 393 00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:43,436 THE ELDEST MEMBER IN ATTENDANCE 394 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:46,906 WILL LEAD US THROUGH THE INITIATION CEREMONY. 395 00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:48,241 - ELDEST? 396 00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:52,179 WHAT ABOUT HER? SHE'S NO SPRING CHICKEN. 397 00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:54,881 - SISTER HOLLY, PLEASE COMMENCE WITH THE HOUSE VOWS. 398 00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:57,084 - OKAY... 399 00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:58,951 UM... 400 00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,153 [clears throat] 401 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,821 I'VE DECIDED TO RECITE THE VOWS 402 00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:04,091 AS WE DID BACK IN THE DAY. 403 00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:06,693 IN LATIN. 404 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,595 - AD HOMINEM. 405 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,997 AMICUS CURAE. 406 00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,465 HABEUS CORPUS. 407 00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,967 E PLURIBUS UNUM. 408 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:17,104 MODUS OPERANDI. 409 00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:18,971 CARPE DIEM. 410 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:21,241 PER CAPITA. 411 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:24,944 COITUS INTERRUPTUS! 412 00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:26,246 - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 413 00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:27,847 - RECITING THE VOWS. 414 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,782 - NO, YOU'RE NOT. 415 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:32,119 NO WAY YOU'RE A ZZP. 416 00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:34,121 HOW DID THIS PATHETIC WANNABE GET IN HERE? 417 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:39,025 WHO GAVE THIS OUTSIDER THE SECRET KNOCK? 418 00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:40,026 - I DID. 419 00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:41,027 [all gasp] 420 00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:43,130 - YOU? WHY? 421 00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:45,565 - BECAUSE SHE'S MY BOSS. 422 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,000 BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, SHE'S MY FRIEND. 423 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,137 - YOUR BOSS? HOW OLD ARE YOU? 424 00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:51,138 - I'M 30. 425 00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:54,141 [all gasp] 426 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,144 - YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I SNUCK IN HERE? 427 00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:59,146 BECAUSE YEARS AGO, I RUSHED THIS SORORITY 428 00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:00,580 AND I GOT REJECTED. 429 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,449 AND I HAD TO FIND OUT WHY I WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH 430 00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:06,453 FOR YOUR CLIQUEY LITTLE CLUB AND THE ANSWER IS RIGHT HERE. 431 00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:09,156 - OKAY, LET'S FIND OUT. 432 00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:10,523 - YES. 433 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,359 LET'S READ THE WORDS THAT DESTROYED 434 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:15,027 A YOUNG GIRL'S HOPES AND DREAMS. 435 00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:17,530 - "HOLLY FRANKLIN IS A DELIGHTFUL YOUNG WOMAN 436 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:20,500 WHO WILL MAKE A WONDERFUL ZETA ZETA PHI." 437 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,269 - WHAT? 438 00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,171 - LOOKS LIKE THEY GOT YOU MIXED UP WITH A HOLLY FRANK 439 00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,638 AND SENT HER THE ACCEPTANCE LETTER BY MISTAKE. 440 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,774 - I ALWAYS WONDERED HOW THAT FLAT-CHESTED DORK 441 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,377 GOT IN HERE. 442 00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:32,712 SO I'M ACCEPTED! 443 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,947 I'M ONE OF YOU. 444 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:38,351 LET THE INITIATION COMMENCE. 445 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:39,952 - YES, UH, LET'S DO THIS! 446 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:43,856 ZETA ZETA PHI, WHOO! 447 00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:46,393 - OKAY, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU BOTH A MINUTE TO LEAVE 448 00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:48,228 AND THEN I'M CALLING CAMPUS POLICE. 449 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:51,798 - FINE. BUT I'M POSTING THE SECRET HANDSHAKE ON YOUTUBE. 450 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:01,341 - AT TOAST TO REJECTS. 451 00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:04,911 - MM. SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, I GOT IN. 452 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,313 BUT I'M SORRY YOU DIDN'T. 453 00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:10,350 - SO, EDEN, AS A PROUD MEMBER OF FRATERNITY ROW MYSELF, 454 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,752 AM I IN THE PRESENCE OF A ZETA ZETA PHI GIRL? 455 00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:15,222 - I DECIDED SORORITIES WEREN'T MY THING. 456 00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:17,990 - YOU DIDN'T GET IN, DID YOU? 457 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,026 - STUART WAS THE PRESIDENT OF HIS FRATERNITY, 458 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:24,030 KAPPA KAPPA JACKASS. 459 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,465 - WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU GUYS? 460 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:26,566 - WELL, WE'RE STUCK DOWN HERE, 461 00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:29,902 WHILE HASKELL GETS FREAKY UPSTAIRS. 462 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,738 - [sighs] 463 00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:33,640 - THERE HE IS, HOW'D IT GO? 464 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:34,907 DETAILS. 465 00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,343 - UH, NOTHING MUCH TO SAY. 466 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:39,379 AFTER MUCH THOUGHT, I DECIDED THAT SHE'S NOT FOR ME. 467 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:42,715 - YOU DIDN'T GET IN, DID YOU? 468 00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:45,985 - NO, I DIDN'T. 469 00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,620 IT TURNS OUT THAT THE CHAMPAGNE FOR TWO 470 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,756 WAS FOR STACY AND HER GIRLFRIEND, LINDSAY. 471 00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:52,959 - WELL, HASKELL, SOME CLUBS 472 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:57,264 ARE EVEN HARDER TO JOIN THAN OTHERS. 473 00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:58,731 - WELL, AT LEAST THE CHARADE IS OVER 474 00:19:58,731 --> 00:19:59,866 AND I'LL BE GETTING MY ROOM BACK. 475 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,001 - UH, AFTER 2:00 TOMORROW. 476 00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,670 LUCKY FOR THEM, THEY'VE EARNED ENOUGH LUTZ POINTS 477 00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:07,640 TO QUALIFY FOR A COUPLE'S MASSAGE. 478 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,909 I'M OFF TO GET SOME SESAME OIL. 479 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:17,684 [upbeat music] 480 00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,752 - * DE-DO DE-DO 481 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,988 - * DE-DO DE-DO 482 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:25,292 - *DE-DO DE-DO * 483 00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:27,894 - * DO-DO-DO DO-DO-DO 484 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:31,163 * DO-DO-DO 485 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:33,533 - * DE-DO DE-DO 486 00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:36,135 - * DE-DO DE-DO 487 00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:37,804 - * DO-DO-DO-DO 488 00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,839 - YEAH. 489 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,774 - ACME! 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