1 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:15,483 - [Jamaican accent] HELLO, ALL. GREETINGS FROM JAMAICA, MON! 2 00:00:15,483 --> 00:00:17,818 - [laughs] 3 00:00:17,818 --> 00:00:19,720 HEY, LOOKS WHO'S BACK. 4 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:20,821 HOW WAS THE SINGLES' CRUISE? 5 00:00:20,821 --> 00:00:23,591 - IT WAS HELL! 6 00:00:23,591 --> 00:00:25,759 THE CABIN WAS TINY, THE FOOD WAS LOUSY, 7 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:27,461 AND THERE WERE A LOT OF PUDGY MEN IN SPEEDOS 8 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:31,031 WHO SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN WEARING SPEEDOS. 9 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:32,200 - THEN WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY? 10 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:34,402 - BECAUSE THE MINUTE WE HIT MONTEGO BAY, 11 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:35,736 I DITCHED THE UG BOAT, 12 00:00:35,736 --> 00:00:37,071 HIT A LOCAL BAR, 13 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:39,273 AND MET THE MAN OF MY DREAMS. 14 00:00:39,273 --> 00:00:41,542 CHECK IT OUT! 15 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,377 - "MAN GIVES BIRTH TO OWN TWIN"? 16 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:46,580 - NOT THAT! THAT! 17 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:49,150 - "CONGRESSMAN CHARLES HAYWARD SPOTTED CANOODLING 18 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:51,619 IN JAMAICA WITH UNNAMED TALL BOMBSHELL." 19 00:00:51,619 --> 00:00:53,421 - THAT'S ME! 20 00:00:53,421 --> 00:00:56,023 I'M THE CANOODLING BOMBSHELL! 21 00:00:56,023 --> 00:01:00,528 - SO HOW EXACTLY WOULD A GUY GIVE BIRTH? 22 00:01:00,528 --> 00:01:04,998 - IT'S GOT TO BE A BUTT BABY. - FORGET THE BABY! 23 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:08,136 YOU GUYS, I THINK I MET MY FUTURE HUSBAND. 24 00:01:08,136 --> 00:01:10,171 I'VE NEVER FELT LIKE THIS BEFORE. 25 00:01:10,171 --> 00:01:12,039 CHARLES INVITED ME TO STAY AT HIS VILLA, 26 00:01:12,039 --> 00:01:14,642 AND WE SPENT TEN GLORIOUS DAYS TOGETHER. 27 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:18,045 NEEDLESS TO SAY, I'M TAN LINE FREE. 28 00:01:18,045 --> 00:01:20,214 - WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR PLAN TO SET THE WEDDING DATE FIRST 29 00:01:20,214 --> 00:01:21,715 AND FIND A GROOM LATER REALLY WORKED. 30 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:23,016 - I GOT TO TELL YOU-- STROKE OF GENIUS. 31 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:24,885 - YEAH, BRILLIANT. - I DROPPED THAT PLAN. 32 00:01:24,885 --> 00:01:26,854 - OH, THANK GOD. - BECAUSE THAT WAS NUTS. 33 00:01:26,854 --> 00:01:28,989 - YEAH, THERE WAS TALK OF A TRIP TO THE CUCKOO FARM. 34 00:01:28,989 --> 00:01:31,192 - LOOK, ALL RIGHT, I-I MAY HAVE GOTTEN A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY, 35 00:01:31,192 --> 00:01:32,493 BUT NOW THAT I'VE MET CHARLES, 36 00:01:32,493 --> 00:01:35,028 I'M JUST GONNA LET LOVE TAKE ITS NATURAL COURSE. 37 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:37,498 - WELL, HOLLY, I, FOR ONE, COULDN'T BE HAPPIER FOR YOU, 38 00:01:37,498 --> 00:01:39,633 AND I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET THE MAN WHO'S CAPTURED YOUR HEART. 39 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:41,769 - AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU'RE ALL GOING TO MEET HIM TONIGHT 40 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:43,036 AT THE BAR. 41 00:01:43,036 --> 00:01:45,206 MM-HMM. I'VE TOLD HIM EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU, 42 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:47,508 AND ODDLY ENOUGH, HE STILL WANTS TO MEET YOU. 43 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:49,843 HA HA HA! 44 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:51,945 I'M EVEN FUNNIER WHEN I'M IN LOVE! 45 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,080 HA HA HA! 46 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:54,615 [upbeat music] 47 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:55,916 - * DE-DO DE-DO 48 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:58,319 * 49 00:01:58,319 --> 00:02:00,354 * DO-DO-DO, DO-DO-DO 50 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:01,622 * DO-DO-DO 51 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:03,857 ** 52 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:06,227 * DE-DO DE-DO, DO-DO-DO * 53 00:02:06,227 --> 00:02:07,428 * DO-DO-DO-DO 54 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:09,797 - HEY, GUYS. - HEY, HOLLY. 55 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:10,998 - CHARLES IS GOING TO BE HERE ANY SECOND, 56 00:02:10,998 --> 00:02:12,633 WHERE'S PHIL? I TOLD HIM TO BE HERE. 57 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:13,667 HE KNOWS HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE. 58 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:15,035 WHY ISN'T HE HERE? 59 00:02:15,035 --> 00:02:16,870 - YOU'D THINK TEN DAYS OF VACATION SEX 60 00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:20,073 WOULD'VE TAKEN THE EDGE OFF. - YEAH. 61 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:22,042 I'M SURE HE'S ON THE WAY. JUST RELAX. 62 00:02:22,042 --> 00:02:23,611 - I'M JUST NERVOUS! 63 00:02:23,611 --> 00:02:25,779 I WANT YOU GUYS TO LIKE HIM AND HIM TO LIKE YOU, 64 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:27,548 BUT, MORE IMPORTANTLY, HIM TO LIKE YOU. 65 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:28,616 - UH-HUH. - MM. 66 00:02:28,616 --> 00:02:30,418 OH, I'M SURE HE WILL. 67 00:02:30,418 --> 00:02:31,952 SOMETHING AMUSING HAPPENED AT WORK TODAY 68 00:02:31,952 --> 00:02:34,021 THAT I THINK HE'LL ENJOY. 69 00:02:34,021 --> 00:02:36,023 I WAS WORKING ON A PATIENT-- MR. KING-- 70 00:02:36,023 --> 00:02:38,659 AND AS I WAS PLACING A CROWN ON HIS INCISOR, I SAID, 71 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:42,430 "YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER CROWNED A KING BEFORE." 72 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:52,039 - YOU WANT ME TO DIE ALONE, DON'T YOU? 73 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:53,307 - I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET THIS GUY. 74 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:55,243 I COULD USE A CONGRESSMAN IN MY POCKET-- 75 00:02:55,243 --> 00:02:57,010 SOMEONE WHO CAN OPEN DOORS, 76 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,846 GREASE THE WHEELS, MAKE THINGS HAPPEN, 77 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:02,350 OR, IF NEED BE, MAKE THINGS GO AWAY. 78 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:07,655 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? - A MUZZLE. 79 00:03:07,655 --> 00:03:08,656 - HEY, HEY, HEY! 80 00:03:08,656 --> 00:03:10,424 - OH, FINALLY YOU'RE HERE. 81 00:03:10,424 --> 00:03:12,393 - YES, HOLLY, I'M HERE FOR YOU, BUT I GOT TO TELL YOU, 82 00:03:12,393 --> 00:03:14,428 I'M NOT A FAN OF POLITICIANS. 83 00:03:14,428 --> 00:03:16,264 YOU ONLY SEE THEM WHEN THEY'RE SUCKING UP FOR THE BLACK VOTE, 84 00:03:16,264 --> 00:03:17,498 YOU KNOW? 85 00:03:17,498 --> 00:03:19,032 THEY STROLL INTO THE NEIGHBORHOOD, 86 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,534 SHOOT A FEW JUMP SHOTS, 87 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,903 EAT SOME POPEYES, AND THEN IT'S, 88 00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:25,539 "CATCH YOU IN FOUR YEARS, BRO. WORD." 89 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:27,107 - GOD, YOU KNOW, PHIL, 90 00:03:27,107 --> 00:03:29,577 I'VE NEVER HEARD YOU BE SO POLITICAL. 91 00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:31,044 WHY NOW? 92 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:33,180 [gasps] CHARLES. - AH, HELLO, BEAUTIFUL. 93 00:03:33,180 --> 00:03:35,283 - HI. 94 00:03:35,283 --> 00:03:38,786 UH, GUYS, I WANT YOU TO MEET CONGRESSMAN CHARLES HAYWARD, 95 00:03:38,786 --> 00:03:42,690 OR AS I CALLED HIM ON VACATION, TICKLE ME CHARLES. 96 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:43,757 - HELLO, CONGRESSMAN. 97 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:45,158 - OH, NO, PLEASE, CALL ME CHUCK. 98 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:46,660 THERE'S NO NEED FOR FORMALITIES. 99 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:49,730 - I'M DR. STUART GARDNER. 100 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:52,132 - THE DENTIST--YEAH, HOLLY'S TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOU. 101 00:03:52,132 --> 00:03:53,767 I HAVE YOU TO THANK FOR HER SMILE. 102 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:57,571 - OH, NO, I THINK WE HAVE YOU TO THANK FOR HER SMILE. 103 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:58,906 - STUART. 104 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:00,441 - YOU KNOW, SOMETHING AMUSING HAPPENED AT WORK-- 105 00:04:00,441 --> 00:04:02,476 - AND THIS IS HASKELL. 106 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:05,713 - HASKELL LUTZ, A DEAR, DEAR FRIEND OF HOLLY'S. 107 00:04:05,713 --> 00:04:07,080 - PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, HASKELL. 108 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,449 ANY FRIEND OF HOLLY'S IS A FRIEND OF MINE. 109 00:04:08,449 --> 00:04:09,883 - WELL, I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT, CHUCK. 110 00:04:09,883 --> 00:04:13,321 NOW, UH, LET'S SAY THAT THE FDA WAS ON MY BACK 111 00:04:13,321 --> 00:04:15,556 FOR SELLING FREEZE-DRIED BREAST MILK ONLINE. 112 00:04:15,556 --> 00:04:16,857 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT, OKAY. 113 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:18,659 DIDN'T I TELL YOU HE WAS A CHARACTER? 114 00:04:18,659 --> 00:04:20,394 - AND YOU MUST BE PHIL. 115 00:04:20,394 --> 00:04:24,798 - [scoffs] WHY IS THAT, HUH? 116 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:26,734 WHY MUST I BE PHIL? 117 00:04:26,734 --> 00:04:30,003 - BECAUSE I ALREADY MET STUART AND HASKELL. 118 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:35,042 - OH. 119 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:37,878 - SO HOLLY TELLS ME YOU JUST STARTED YOUR OWN SPORTS AGENCY? 120 00:04:37,878 --> 00:04:41,181 SMALL BUSINESSES LIKE YOURS ARE THE BACKBONE OF OUR ECONOMY. 121 00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:43,717 AMERICA COULD USE MORE PHIL CHASES. 122 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:47,187 YOU'RE AN IMPRESSIVE MAN. 123 00:04:47,187 --> 00:04:50,057 - I LOVE THIS GUY. 124 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:51,625 HEY, MAN, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE SHOOT SOME HOOPS, 125 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:53,561 MAYBE GET SOME POPEYES? 126 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:57,565 - WELL, LOOKS LIKE YOU WON THEM OVER, 127 00:04:57,565 --> 00:04:59,667 JUST LIKE YOU WON ME OVER. - OH, WELL, THAT'S GOOD. 128 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:02,269 ALTHOUGH I'M NOT SURE I'M READY TO SPOON WITH THEM IN A HAMMOCK. 129 00:05:02,269 --> 00:05:03,404 - [laughs] 130 00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:06,574 - CHARLES? - OH, VICTORIA. 131 00:05:06,574 --> 00:05:08,709 UH, EVERYONE, THIS IS MY CHIEF OF STAFF, 132 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:10,378 THE REAL BRAINS BEHIND THE OPERATION. 133 00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:12,413 I'M JUST THE SUIT AND THE HAIRCUT. 134 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:15,115 DON'T QUOTE ME ON THAT. [laughter] 135 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:17,184 - SERIOUSLY, DON'T QUOTE HIM ON THAT. 136 00:05:17,184 --> 00:05:18,386 - DON'T. 137 00:05:18,386 --> 00:05:20,253 - I'M GOING TO ASSUME YOU ARE HOLLY. 138 00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:21,655 - YES. HI, NICE TO MEET YOU. 139 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:24,658 AND THESE ARE MY FRIENDS-- UH, PHIL, HASKELL, AND STUART. 140 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:27,395 - HELLO. HELLO. 141 00:05:27,395 --> 00:05:28,429 [sultry voice] HELLO. 142 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:33,401 - SO, VICTORIA, WHAT BRINGS YOU BY? 143 00:05:33,401 --> 00:05:36,470 - OH, ACTUALLY, I NEED A WORD. - OH, YEAH, OF COURSE. 144 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:38,506 YOU TWO MUST HAVE POLITICAL WHATNOTS TO DISCUSS. 145 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:41,174 - I MEANT WITH YOU. - WITH ME? 146 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,810 YOU WANT TO HAVE WHATNOTS WITH ME? 147 00:05:42,810 --> 00:05:45,646 OKAY. SURE. 148 00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:47,615 - I'LL GET RIGHT TO THE POINT. 149 00:05:47,615 --> 00:05:49,850 IT SEEMS THE CONGRESSMAN HAS DEVELOPED 150 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:51,251 SOME AFFECTION FOR YOU. 151 00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:54,722 - OOH, OOH, WHAT'D HE SAY? WHAT'D HE SAY? 152 00:05:54,722 --> 00:05:57,090 - I-I BELIEVE I JUST SAID IT. 153 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:59,727 NOW, UH, TOMORROW NIGHT THE CONGRESSMAN WILL BE ATTENDING 154 00:05:59,727 --> 00:06:01,662 THE RIBBON CUTTING OF A COMMUNITY CENTER, 155 00:06:01,662 --> 00:06:03,464 AND WE WOULD LIKE TO USE THE OPPORTUNITY 156 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:05,666 TO PROPERLY LAUNCH YOUR RELATIONSHIP. 157 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:08,602 - I'M BEING LAUNCHED. 158 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:09,803 - I'LL BE AT YOUR OFFICE TOMORROW 159 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:11,672 WE'LL GO OVER A FEW MINOR ADJUSTMENTS 160 00:06:11,672 --> 00:06:12,873 TO SHAPE YOUR PUBLIC IMAGE. 161 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:17,445 - MY PUBLIC IMAGE. [laughing obnoxiously] 162 00:06:17,445 --> 00:06:19,880 - WE'LL START WITH THAT LAUGH. 163 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:28,789 - HEY! LOOK WHO'S BACK FROM VACATION. 164 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:31,024 - I'M IN LOVE, EDEN! 165 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:33,861 I FOUND MY MAN, AND NOT JUST ANY MAN... 166 00:06:33,861 --> 00:06:36,129 A CONGRESSMAN. 167 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:38,732 - HE IS A CUTIE. YOU TWO LOOK ADORABLE TOGETHER. 168 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,801 - OH, YOU CAUGHT THAT LITTLE BLURB IN THE POST? 169 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:44,337 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN CAUGHT IT? YOU TOLD ME TO BUY 50 COPIES. 170 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:46,474 - GOOD, GOOD! YOU KNOW, ON YOUR BREAK, 171 00:06:46,474 --> 00:06:47,841 SCATTER THEM AROUND THE LUNCH ROOM 172 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:49,810 SO THE PARALEGALS HAVE SOMETHING TO DREAM ABOUT 173 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:53,781 OVER THEIR SAD LITTLE SANDWICHES. 174 00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:56,183 - LOOK, I UPDATED YOUR WEDDING FOLDER. 175 00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:58,218 I GLUED CHARLES'S FACE NEXT TO YOUR FACE 176 00:06:58,218 --> 00:06:59,853 ON THE PICTURE OF THE BRIDE AND GROOM. 177 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:01,254 - AW. - HERE YOU ARE 178 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:03,023 WALKING DOWN THE AISLE, 179 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:04,324 EXCHANGING VOWS, 180 00:07:04,324 --> 00:07:06,059 MOVING INTO YOUR DREAM HOUSE, 181 00:07:06,059 --> 00:07:10,498 AND LOOK HOW CUTE YOUR COMPOSITE BABY IS! 182 00:07:10,498 --> 00:07:13,501 - ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN RETIRE THE WEDDING FOLDER. 183 00:07:13,501 --> 00:07:14,835 - BUT YOU'RE BOOKED TO GET MARRIED AT THE LAKE HOUSE 184 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:16,003 IN THREE WEEKS. 185 00:07:16,003 --> 00:07:17,505 - WELL, THERE'S BEEN A CHANGE OF PLANS. 186 00:07:17,505 --> 00:07:18,906 I DON'T WANT TO SCARE CHARLES OFF 187 00:07:18,906 --> 00:07:20,073 BY RUSHING IT. 188 00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:21,074 SO GET RID OF THAT THING. 189 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:22,710 IT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE PSYCHO. 190 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:26,046 BESIDES, COMPOSITE BABY'S FREAKING ME OUT. 191 00:07:27,515 --> 00:07:29,416 WELL, VICTORIA. - HOLLY. 192 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:32,953 - EDEN, THIS IS CHARLES'S CHIEF OF STAFF, VICTORIA CHAPLIN. 193 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:35,523 AND THIS IS MY CHIEF OF STAFF, EDEN KUNKLER. 194 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:37,224 - OH, WE'RE STOPPING FOR PLEASANTRIES. 195 00:07:37,224 --> 00:07:38,559 HELLO. - HI. 196 00:07:38,559 --> 00:07:40,594 - I'M GOING TO NEED HOLLY'S SCHEDULE 197 00:07:40,594 --> 00:07:42,830 FOR THE MONTH, HER BIO, AND A P.R. PHOTO. 198 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:44,998 - OKAY, I'LL PUT HER STAFF RIGHT ON IT. 199 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:46,199 COME ON, STAFF. 200 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:49,236 [laughing] IT'S ME. 201 00:07:52,405 --> 00:07:53,541 - HOLLY? - YES. 202 00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:54,808 - SINCE WE ONLY HAVE A FEW MINUTES 203 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,644 BEFORE THE CONGRESSMAN ARRIVES TO TAKE YOU TO LUNCH, 204 00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:58,145 I'D LIKE TO-- - HE'S TAKING ME TO LUNCH? 205 00:07:58,145 --> 00:07:59,680 I LOVE HOW SPONTANEOUS HE IS. 206 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,314 - YES, HIS MEETING WAS PUSHED BACK AN HOUR, 207 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,283 SO I SCHEDULED SOME SPONTANEITY. 208 00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:06,086 ANYWAY, UH, FOR YOUR ROLLOUT TONIGHT, 209 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:08,789 WE'RE LOOKING TO SELL "SMART PROFESSIONAL." 210 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:11,559 WE'D LIKE YOU TO WEAR A KNEE-LENGTH TO TEA-LENGTH SKIRT, 211 00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:14,161 NEUTRAL PANTY HOSE, MATTE FLATS, AND, OF COURSE, PEARLS. 212 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:15,663 - OKAY. 213 00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:18,231 YOU KNOW I ONCE WENT AS NANCY REAGAN FOR HALLOWEEN. 214 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:22,670 I HAD A LITTLE PIN THAT SAID "JUST SAY BOO." 215 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:24,572 - HOLLY, CONGRESSMAN CHARLES HAYWARD TO SEE YOU. 216 00:08:24,572 --> 00:08:26,173 - OH. - HI, HOLLY. 217 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:27,174 - HI, CHARLES. 218 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:29,677 both: MWAH. - MM. 219 00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:31,244 IMPRESSIVE OFFICE... - OH. 220 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:33,413 - ALMOST AS IMPRESSIVE AS THE WOMAN IN IT. 221 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:34,682 - OH, STOP. 222 00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:36,684 AND AS YOU KNOW, WHEN I SAY, "STOP," I MEAN, "MORE." 223 00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:38,752 - CHARLES, YOU BETTER GET A MOVE ON. 224 00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:40,187 WE HAVE A VERY TIGHT SCHEDULE TODAY. 225 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:43,591 - OH, IS IT OKAY IF I PENCIL IN A KISS? 226 00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:46,594 - AND NOW WE'RE BEHIND. 227 00:08:46,594 --> 00:08:48,395 CHARLES, I BOOKED YOUR USUAL TABLE 228 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:50,698 AND TOOK THE LIBERTY OF ORDERING FOR YOU. 229 00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:52,099 - SHE ORDERS YOUR FOOD FOR YOU? 230 00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:54,334 - IF IT WOULD SAVE TIME, SHE'D CHEW IT FOR ME TOO. 231 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:56,036 - [laughing obnoxiously] 232 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:59,506 [laughs demurely] 233 00:08:59,506 --> 00:09:02,042 - VICTORIA, AS REQUESTED, HERE IS HOLLY'S SCHEDULE, 234 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,177 HER BIO, AND A P.R. PHOTO. - VERY GOOD. 235 00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:05,946 I'LL PUT THESE ON THE CONGRESSMAN'S DESK. 236 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:07,948 WE'LL GO OVER THEM FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. 237 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:11,418 - BUT TONIGHT YOU PARTY. AM I RIGHT? 238 00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:13,887 [laughs] - NO. 239 00:09:15,623 --> 00:09:18,626 - [screeches like a cat] 240 00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:25,633 - OH, NO, I GAVE HER THE PSYCHO WEDDING FOLDER. 241 00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:27,801 [screams] 242 00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:36,243 - HEY, EDEN, WHAT'S WRONG? 243 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:37,778 - IT WASN'T MY FAULT. I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT. 244 00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:40,413 IT COULD'VE HAPPENED TO ANYBODY. 245 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,982 - I'M ON IT. WORK ON YOUR ALIBI. 246 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:44,985 I'LL GO GET THE BLEACH AND THE TARP. 247 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:47,320 - NO, NO, NO, NO! NOBODY'S DEAD. 248 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,923 ALTHOUGH WHEN HOLLY FINDS OUT WHAT I DID, I WILL BE! 249 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,358 - OKAY, CALM DOWN, EDEN. 250 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:53,961 I'M SURE WHATEVER IT IS, IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 251 00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:56,363 - OKAY, YOU KNOW THAT WEDDING FOLDER THAT HOLLY HAS? 252 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:59,366 - UH, YOU MEAN THE VOODOO FILE WITH ALL THE CUTOUT HEADS? 253 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:01,635 YEAH, WHAT ABOUT IT? 254 00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:04,337 - I ACCIDENTALLY GAVE IT TO CHARLES'S CHIEF OF STAFF. 255 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:06,640 all: OH! - I KNOW! 256 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:09,677 I KNOW. IF CHARLES SEES IT, HE'LL THINK THAT SHE'S CRAZY, 257 00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:11,011 AND HE'LL BREAK UP WITH HER. 258 00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:13,580 AND THEN SHE'LL COME FOR ME! 259 00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:16,149 IT'LL BE LIKE A LION TOYING WITH A MOUSE. 260 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:18,151 SHE'LL BAT ME AROUND WITH HER GIANT PAWS, 261 00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:21,588 WAIT FOR ME TO COME TO, THEN START ALL OVER AGAIN. 262 00:10:21,588 --> 00:10:23,523 - HEY, GUYS--OH, HEY, EDEN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 263 00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:25,092 - NOTHING. JUST, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER. 264 00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:27,728 HEY. 265 00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:29,396 - WELL, I JUST GOT A CALL FROM CHARLES. 266 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:30,397 - REALLY? - YEAH. 267 00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:31,665 HE WANTS YOU ALL TO COME TONIGHT 268 00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:33,466 TO THE OPENING OF A COMMUNITY CENTER. 269 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,102 IT'S GOING TO PROVIDE MUCH NEEDED SERVICES 270 00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:36,704 FOR SENIORS, KIDS, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 271 00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:38,471 BUT, MORE IMPORTANTLY, 272 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:41,608 IT'S MY ROLLOUT AS THE CONGRESSMAN'S GIRLFRIEND. 273 00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:44,144 AH, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE THIS HAPPY. 274 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,113 - OKAY, WELL, REMEMBER THIS FEELING 275 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:49,750 AND NEVER LET IT GO... 276 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:52,452 NEVER. 277 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:56,223 - OH, YOU'RE JUST LIKE A LITTLE HALLMARK CARD, AREN'T YOU? 278 00:10:58,525 --> 00:11:01,628 - WE GOT TO GET THAT FILE BACK BEFORE THE CONGRESSMAN SEES IT. 279 00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:03,797 - BREAK INTO AN OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT OFFICE? 280 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:06,133 OKAY. GUYS, I'LL SEE YOU IN THE YARD. 281 00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:10,303 I'LL BE THE SHIRTLESS DUDE WITH THE DO-RAG ON. 282 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:12,873 - I SAY WE GO IN AT NIGHT, HACK THE ALARM, 283 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:14,141 CRAWL THROUGH THE DUCT WORK, 284 00:11:14,141 --> 00:11:16,877 AND LOWER EDEN DOWN ON A FISHING ROD. 285 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:19,646 SHOW OF HANDS, WHO OWNS A BLACK UNITARD? 286 00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:22,315 YEAH. - HERE'S A CRAZY THOUGHT-- 287 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:24,651 WHY DON'T WE JUST GO OVER THERE AND TAKE IT OFF OF HIS DESK 288 00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:25,753 WHEN NO ONE'S LOOKING? 289 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:26,787 - I VOTE FOR THAT. - ME TOO. 290 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:29,289 - THEN LET'S DO IT! 291 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:30,657 I'M GONNA NEED THAT CONGRESSMAN, 292 00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:32,092 OR ELSE I CAN KISS 293 00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:34,762 THAT FREEZE-DRIED BREAST MILK GOOD-BYE. 294 00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:41,869 - HI, VICTORIA. 295 00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:44,237 YOU REMEMBER PHIL, STUART, AND HASKELL. 296 00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:46,840 - HELLO, STUART. 297 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:47,975 WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING HERE? 298 00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:49,542 I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ON THE BOOKS. 299 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,111 - OH, WELL, WE WERE JUST IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, 300 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:52,179 AND WE THOUGHT WE'D STOP BY 301 00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:53,680 AND GET A PHOTO WITH THE CONGRESSMAN. 302 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:54,915 - HE'S NOT IN. - OH. 303 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:57,550 - OH. OKAY, WELL, PERHAPS A PICTURE IN HIS OFFICE. 304 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,352 - THAT'S NOT OUR POLICY. 305 00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:01,789 - PLEASE, VICTORIA, IT'LL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE. 306 00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:06,026 - WELL, I SUPPOSE IT WOULDN'T HURT TO BEND THE RULES. 307 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:09,596 AT TIMES, I CAN BE SURPRISINGLY FLEXIBLE. 308 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:14,501 LET ME JUST TIDY UP THE OFFICE. 309 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:15,602 [door closes] 310 00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:17,104 - HOW ARE WE GOING TO LOOK FOR THE FILE 311 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:18,839 IF SHE'S IN THERE WITH US? 312 00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:20,808 WE NEED A WAY TO DISTRACT VICTORIA. 313 00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:24,644 - WE'VE GOT ONE-- STUART. 314 00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:26,713 - ME? - YEAH, SHE'S INTO YOU, MAN. 315 00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:29,616 - JUST FLIRT WITH HER, TURN ON THAT STUART CHARM. 316 00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:33,987 IT WEARS THIN, BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT. 317 00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:35,688 - I DID NOT GO TO DENTAL SCHOOL 318 00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:38,125 TO BE ANYBODY'S DIME-STORE JOHNNY. 319 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,326 BESIDES, I CAN'T PRETEND 320 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:41,128 TO BE ATTRACTED TO SOMEONE WHEN I'M NOT. 321 00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:44,397 I'VE GOT TO FEEL IT IN HERE. 322 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:48,635 - ALL RIGHT, NOW, YOU LISTEN, CINDERELLA. 323 00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:51,438 HOLLY'S HAPPINESS AND MY LIFE ARE AT STAKE HERE. 324 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:52,572 SO SACK UP AND DO WHAT WOMEN 325 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,741 HAVE DONE FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS-- 326 00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:56,409 FAKE IT. 327 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,211 - ALL RIGHT, I'LL SHOW YOU IN NOW. 328 00:12:58,211 --> 00:12:59,212 - OKAY. - ALL RIGHT. 329 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:01,849 - OKAY. 330 00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:04,852 UH, VICTORIA, A WORD? - YES, STUART. 331 00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:08,088 - UH, WHILE THEY LOOK AT THE CONGRESSMAN'S OFFICE, 332 00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:12,559 WHY DON'T YOU SHOW ME YOURS? 333 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:15,996 - ANYTHING SPECIAL YOU'D LIKE TO SEE? 334 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:18,598 - HOW ABOUT WE START... 335 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:22,435 WITH THE LAMP? 336 00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:24,471 - AND BY "LAMP," YOU MEAN... 337 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:27,140 - THE OBJECT WHEN PLUGGED INTO THE WALL 338 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:30,043 ILLUMINATES THE ROOM. 339 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,678 - YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU LEAVE IT ON TOO LONG, 340 00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:35,949 IT GENERATES A SURPRISING AMOUNT OF HEAT. 341 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:38,185 - THAT'S WHY I KEEP MINE... 342 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:40,253 ON A TIMER. 343 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:45,792 - SHE SAID SHE'D PUT IT ON THE DESK, 344 00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:47,460 IT'S NOT ON THE DESK. WHERE THE HELL IS IT? 345 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,496 - SO THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE A CONGRESSMAN, HUH? 346 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:53,901 [chuckles] I SUDDENLY HAVE THE URGE TO TWEET MY WANGER. 347 00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:55,235 - HEY! LOOK AT THIS! 348 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:56,636 - YOU FOUND THE FILE? - NO! 349 00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:59,006 B-BUT I FOUND THE CONGRESSMAN'S STATIONERY 350 00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:00,240 AND HIS SIGNATURE STAMP. 351 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,942 THIS WAY IF THINGS GO SOUTH WITH HOLLY, 352 00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:04,744 I CAN STILL GET HIM TO WRITE LETTERS ON MY BEHALF. 353 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:06,346 YES! GOOD-BYE, JURY DUTY. 354 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,015 GOOD-BYE, MISDEMEANORS. 355 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:11,985 HELLO, PERMIT FOR HELPER MONKEY! 356 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:15,622 - LOOK, THERE'S A BOX OF FILES UNDER THE DESK. 357 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:17,958 - IS IT IN THERE? - I'M LOOKING. I'M LOOKING. 358 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,492 [gasps] FOUND IT! 359 00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:21,694 [bangs head] OW! 360 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,330 - WHAT IS GOING ON? 361 00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:25,298 [gasps] 362 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:35,175 - HI, HI. 363 00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:37,344 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 364 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:41,514 - PLAYING POLITICIAN. 365 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:42,950 - UH, COME ON, VICTORIA, 366 00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,551 YOU WERE JUST ABOUT TO SHOW ME YOUR COUCH. 367 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,719 AND BY COUCH, I MEAN THE UPHOLSTERED SEATING 368 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,056 FOR TWO OR MORE PEOPLE. 369 00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:51,558 - WELL, WE REALLY HAVE TAKEN UP ENOUGH OF YOUR TIME. SEE YOU. 370 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,160 - WHAT DO YOU HAVE BEHIND YOUR BACK? 371 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:56,429 - NOTHING! 372 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,431 - WHAT IS THIS? 373 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:01,834 SOME KIND OF WEDDING FOLDER? 374 00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:04,004 WHY ARE HOLLY AND THE CONGRESSMAN'S FACES 375 00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:06,373 GLUED TO THESE PICTURES? 376 00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:11,178 AND WHO IS THIS GROTESQUE BABY? 377 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:12,545 - IT'S KIND OF A LONG STORY, 378 00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:15,348 BUT HOLLY IS BOOKED TO GET MARRIED IN THREE WEEKS, 379 00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:18,351 AND SHE WAS HOPING TO FIND A GROOM BY THEN. 380 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,853 - AND SHE EXPECTS THE CONGRESSMAN TO BE THAT GROOM? 381 00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:24,291 - WELL, YES. I MEAN, NO. 382 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:25,825 I KNOW. IT ALL SOUNDS CRAZY. 383 00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:28,361 - "CRAZY"? IT'S FANTASTIC. 384 00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:32,165 - "FANTASTIC"? - YES. 385 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,733 WE'RE PLANNING A SENATE RUN IN THE FALL, 386 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:37,170 AND A WIFE WILL GIVE HIM A 20% BUMP IN THE POLLS. 387 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:39,272 - HOW DO YOU KNOW CHARLES WOULD AGREE TO THIS? 388 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,708 - BECAUSE HE'D DO ANYTHING TO GET IN THE SENATE. 389 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:44,744 HOLLY IS A POLITICAL GODSEND. 390 00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:47,680 I'M POSITIVELY GIDDY. 391 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,190 - HEY, DID YOU GET A HOLD OF HOLLY? 392 00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,092 - NO, SHE'S NOT PICKING UP. 393 00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:00,760 WE HAVE TO TELL HER WHAT CHARLES IS UP TO 394 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,562 BEFORE THEY GO PUBLIC WITH THEIR RELATIONSHIP. 395 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:03,796 - I CAN'T BELIEVE HE WOULD MARRY HER 396 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,198 JUST TO FURTHER HIS POLITICAL CAREER. 397 00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:07,034 WHAT ABOUT ROMANCE? WHAT ABOUT MAGIC? 398 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:08,168 - WHAT ABOUT ME? 399 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:09,436 I NEED MY PICTURE TAKEN WITH HIM, 400 00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:11,571 OTHERWISE OUR CLOSE, PERSONAL FRIENDSHIP 401 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:15,208 WILL SEEM LIKE SOMETHING I JUST MADE UP. 402 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:18,678 - OKAY, AND STOP FOR PICTURES. - OH. 403 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:21,848 - WE SMILE. LOOK AT CHARLES LOVINGLY. 404 00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:24,751 WE WAVE TO CROWD. 405 00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:26,486 AND NOW WE SMALL TALK. 406 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,555 - OH, YES. HELLO. HOW ARE YOU? 407 00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:30,157 NICE TO SEE YOU. 408 00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:32,459 WHAT A LOVELY CENTER, ISN'T IT? 409 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:36,363 CHECK OUT THOSE HANDRAILS IN THE BATHROOM. 410 00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:37,730 - YOU'RE DOING GREAT. 411 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:39,699 I'M SO PROUD TO HAVE YOU BY MY SIDE. 412 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:40,700 - AW. 413 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,369 - OKAY, THERE SHE IS. 414 00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:45,838 NOW, HOW DO WE GET HER AWAY FROM CHARLES AND GIGGLES? 415 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,574 - DON'T WORRY. I'LL TAKE CARE OF CHUCK. 416 00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:50,543 STUART, GET BUSY WITH VICTORIA. 417 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,179 - ALL RIGHT. 418 00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:55,682 SINCE IT'S FOR HOLLY, I WILL PUT ON SOME MENTAL FISHNETS 419 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:56,916 AND SHAKE MY MONEY MAKER. 420 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,189 HELLO, VICTORIA. 421 00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,690 - HELLO, STUART. 422 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:07,094 - ANY CHANCE I CAN STEAL YOU AWAY FOR A GLASS OF BUBBLY? 423 00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:09,462 - CAN YOU MAKE IT QUICK? 424 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:13,233 - "QUICK" IS MY MIDDLE NAME. 425 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,235 - THERE'S THE HAPPY COUPLE. 426 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:17,170 - AH, HEY, BUDDY. - HEY. 427 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:19,106 HOLLY, YOU MIND IF I BORROW THE CONGRESSMAN FOR A SECOND? 428 00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:21,141 - OH, WELL, NOT NOW. WE'RE KIND OF BUSY. 429 00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:22,709 - TOO BUSY FOR A PHOTO OP? 430 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,245 LOOK, IT'S A DEMOGRAPHIC DREAM TEAM. 431 00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:28,915 ASIAN, JEWISH, HISPANIC, AND, TO TOP IT OFF, INDIAN. 432 00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:31,551 - [whistles] OKAY, HOLLY, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 433 00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:37,490 - HEY, LET ME IN! I'M ONE-QUARTER ESKIMO! 434 00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:40,227 - HI, HOLLY. 435 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:42,729 - HI, EDEN. ISN'T IT AMAZING? 436 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:45,165 JUST A FEW WEEKS AGO, I WAS ON THAT SINGLES' CRUISE, 437 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:48,801 THE S.S. LOSER TANIA, AND NOW I'M WITH CHARLES! 438 00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,571 [sighs] I FEEL LIKE I'M DREAMING. 439 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,906 - HOLLY, THERE'S SOMETHING I GOT TO TELL YOU. 440 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,775 - OH, NO. "SOMETHING I GOT TO TELL YOU"? 441 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,244 THAT'S NEVER GOOD. 442 00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,878 - I-I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUT THIS. 443 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,847 - OH, THAT'S EVEN WORSE! 444 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:02,149 - THERE'S SOMETHING YOU NEED TO KNOW. 445 00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:03,216 - OH, NO! 446 00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:04,417 NOT THE "SOMETHING YOU NEED TO KNOW." 447 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,986 I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. 448 00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:09,656 - I ACCIDENTALLY GAVE YOUR WEDDING FOLDER 449 00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:11,758 TO VICTORIA. 450 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,893 - YOU DID WHAT? 451 00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:15,928 - SHE'S SEEN EVERYTHING-- THE PICTURES, THE LAKE HOUSE, 452 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,330 THE PLAN TO GET MARRIED IN THREE WEEKS. 453 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,431 - OH, MY GOD. 454 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,433 - AND THE WORST PART IS SHE LOVES IT. 455 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,768 - HUH? 456 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,003 - TURNS OUT CHARLES IS MAKING A RUN FOR THE SENATE, 457 00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:27,006 AND HE NEEDS A WIFE TO BROADEN HIS APPEAL. 458 00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:28,541 VICTORIA SAID THAT HE WOULD MARRY YOU 459 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:31,511 JUST TO FURTHER HIS OWN POLITICAL CAREER. 460 00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:33,546 - OOH. - IT'S SHOWTIME. 461 00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,682 - YEAH, UH... 462 00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:37,684 BUT... 463 00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:41,421 - THIS CENTER REPRESENTS A NEW BEGINNING FOR THE COMMUNITY, 464 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,190 AND I AM HAPPY TO DECLARE IT 465 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:46,659 OFFICIALLY OPEN. 466 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:50,197 [applause] 467 00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:52,499 AND WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT OF NEW BEGINNINGS, 468 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,401 I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU ALL TO HOLLY FRANKLIN. 469 00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:56,436 HOLLY, COME ON DOWN. 470 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,371 I EXPECT TO DO GREAT THINGS 471 00:18:58,371 --> 00:19:00,507 WITH THIS WONDERFUL WOMAN BY MY SIDE... 472 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:01,741 - OH. 473 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,343 - WHICH IS WHY... 474 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:06,012 I'D LIKE TO MAKE HER MY WIFE. 475 00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:08,848 HOLLY... 476 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,517 WILL YOU MARRY ME? 477 00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:19,326 - YES! 478 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,127 [applause] 479 00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:24,231 OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 480 00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:26,233 MWAH! 481 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,004 [upbeat music] 482 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,374 - * DE-DO DE-DO 483 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:36,576 - * DE-DO DE-DO 484 00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:40,146 - *DE-DO DE-DO * 485 00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:42,449 - * DO-DO-DO DO-DO-DO 486 00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:45,785 * DO-DO-DO 487 00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:48,154 - * DE-DO DE-DO 488 00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:50,357 - * DE-DO DE-DO 489 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:52,492 - * DO-DO-DO-DO 490 00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,494 - YEAH. 491 00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:56,396 - ACME! 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